#cant wait to never tag HIM again
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take me back to the pre-fame era where everybody was just publicly shipping awtto and awsten was agreeing with them
#the fucking golden days........ the fandom will never be this easygoing again........#imagine logging on under GODS WATCHFUL GAZE and going awsten id love to see you and otto kiss#and awsten replies ME TOO CANT WAIT TO MARRY HIM#awtto#parx tweets#also the dream house thing + g****’s boyfriend tag video but we dont have time to get into that
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I just know I will have so much hatred for h/bo's tl/ou fandom when it gonna start
#personal#pls do not re/blo/g#ive been already seeing so much dumb ass shit from people who never played#AT LEAST the first game#and most of those people are also those weird ped//ro stans#like i love him a lot but got his stans are getting on my nerves#and i cant wait for the edit tag yo be filled with only his face#oh i can already tell people will start hating on el/lie a lot#and will make the most idiotic reasons why we should hate/dislike her character#im gonna loose my shit once again when all of this gonna start :'D#im pretty sure the show will be ok or good itself who knows#i will definitely see it too#but im just so not ready for this fandom shit to start#its gonna be like net/fl/ix's tw fandom all over again 🤡#*not fixing typos bc im on mobile
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Interlude: Richard Alone
contents: trafficking, captivity, controlling whumper, whumper's perspective, referenced conditioning
Richard Lee cleans up and reflects some. Companion to this.
October 2019
taglist!!! @yet-another-heathen @much-ado-about-whumping @minerscanary
🌲🌲🌲
He was fairly sure the rope would hold. He’d had it for some time, but with Jian he hadn’t gotten much use out of it, so Richard prepared himself for the disappointment of losing a yet unbroken captive to the woods in the event that the natural fibers had degraded in all the time the rope had spent in the closet, gathering dust.
There was something about this one, Richard thought as he swept tiny glass shards from the bathroom floor. Something deliciously bitter, a stubborn defiance that would be such a thrill to slowly grind out until he achieved a smooth surface that he could slip his hands across with no resistance, like polished marble, nothing but utterly helpless dependence and a desperation to appease.
The aluminum frame of the shower door would have to stay empty for now. No time to run into town for refurbishing materials. As an afterthought, he dismantled the round shower handle to get at the valve inside the wall and turned the screws clockwise on both sides, shutting off the water supply to the shower manifold. If Jian still wasn’t ready to yield, Richard didn’t want him flooding the bathroom in protest. Water damage was a lot more of a hassle than some broken glass, and he could always just recaulk the shower handle. But the floor was finally safe to walk on barefoot and Richard had taken down the necessary measurements in a note on his phone, so he picked up the box of shards and called it a day, leaving the spare room to its stillness.
Downstairs, Richard put on a Roberta Flack CD, First Take, and settled into a seat to get some reading done. He had to admit, it was getting a bit boring around the house with Jian indisposed. If the young man didn’t relent soon, Richard thought he might have to reconsider his experimental approach. A challenge was fun, but spending all his time alone, with only his albums and his work and the gentle sound of rain against the windows to keep him company, was becoming more of a masochistic experience than he’d hoped he’d have to allow for.
Richard slammed his book shut. Rain against the windows. He hadn’t noticed. How long ago had that started? Jian wouldn’t last very long soaking wet.
“Shit,” Richard hissed, and ran out the kitchen door, forgoing a jacket in his hurry.
#clover#I'm kinda not sure how to tag this.. or if i even should lol.. it's not whumpy at all it's just a little extra thing#conditioning#whump#controlling whumper#manipulative whumper#defiant whumpee#ocs#dickass lee#sin squad#clover write#but yeah I've never written anything from his perspective before and I'm kinda. scared#i kinda fell into his trap of thinking of him as A Genuine Caring Person hm. but that fell apart when i entered his mind hm :/#i think whenever i start feeling like that i should listen to his anthem again. the last dream of the beast by morton subotnick#it's a very unpleasant piece of music and i genuinely don't recommend listening to it but hey i can't stop you#i think one of the youtube uploads of that (NON-LYRICAL) song is literally age-restricted. but it might just be bc of the image they chose#(also ahsfdgsgsh me specifying the Roberta Flack album to bar any of y'all from picturing it as 'killing me softly with his song' 😤😤😂)#(we're not ready for that)#oH MY GOD WICK i just remembered u were like 'cant wait to see who caves first'#WELL. this is your update that they uuuuuhhhh nearly did simultaneously AHAHA
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losing my mind over words, colors, abstract ideas, even
(arcane spoilers in the tags dont fucking look at me)
#I HATE RIOT WHYY DO THEY ALWAYS MANAGE TO HIRE AMAZING OUTSTANDING ARTISTS TO PROMOTE THEIR SHITTY GAMES#ARCANE IS FUCKING AMAZING ❤️ FUCK LEAGUE OF LEGENDS THOUGH I HOPE IT DIES AND ROTS ❤️#I SWEEEAR I SWEAR AND MARK MY WORDS: THEYRE GONNA USE THIS SERIES TO PROMOTE BOOTLICKER PROPAGANDA#I WILL BE PLEASANTLY AND FULLY SURPRISED IF IT DOESNT BECAUSE AGAIN. THE ARTISTS INVOLVED IN THIS ARE WONDERFUL AND BRILLIANT ❤️#BUT RIOT. IRONICALLY FOR ITS NAME. IS KNOWN TO BE BOOTLICKERS#i have so many feelings. i never post on tumblr about personal things but i have nowhere else to put this#i will fucking cry and scream if they make vi a pig even though i Know shes gonna be 😭😭#vi you stupid fucking bitch the cops not only killed your bilogical parents DIRECTLY#but also theyre one of the reasons your ADOPTIVE father died. and your friends/adoptive brothers. WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP#FUCK Vi. jinx ❤️ powder ❤️ my love ❤️ im so sorry the fucked up super villain adopted you because he felt empathy towards your strained#relationship with your sibling and probably fucked your mind up raising you but i love you ❤️#i dont have a tag for original posts#ALSO I FUCKING LOVE HOW EVERYONE EVEN THE DEAD CHARACTERS HAVE MORE LORE THAN CAITLYN LMAOOO#HER STORY IS LITERALLY SHES RICH 😭😭😭 FUCK YOU CAITLYN LMAOOOO#AND EKKO... EKKO GOT LORE AND AND AND AND AND MY BOY!!!!!!!!!!!!!❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️ omfg i cant wait to see him and jinx causing mayhem#IM SO SAD FOR VI LIKE SHE LITERALLY HAD SO MUCH POTENTIAL BUT THEYRE GONNA TURN HER INTO A COPPPP I CANTT
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"Oh my gosh do you sound like a sim to them??"
Me trying to place myself in their shoes:
"Why the fuck do I sound like a villager in Animal Crossing-- ARE THEY HEARING ANIMALESE WHEN I SPEAK?!"
(A.k.a I saw the previous ask and thought wait a minute. Two different worlds. Languages so similar but so different....... We're basically speaking animalese in another game/world lmfao)
(Bonus: Creator!Reader knows this and takes full advantage as their payback. Traveller magically understands and speaks back causing further pyschic confusion. Pretty sure soke brains have been melted among linguistic students in Sumeru)
-Vine Boom
VINE BOOM MY BELOVED IM SO LATE TO ATTEND TO YOU!! :'(
It has been a minute and yet, you remain my love!! Thank you for your patience, have a little scenario as my thanks for that and submitting the cool idea <3
Me @ you: ♥ ( ॢᵕ n ᵕ (꒡ᵋ ꒡ღ) mwah! /p
this gif is just really cute thats why its here.
also i have very little to add so its short but only bc im ✨uncreative✨ atm and ur ask alone is funny enough lmao, so once again, a scenario bc vine booms just a genius all on their own ✨️
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😭so you mean 😭 as revenge 😭 for this awful deed 😭 done to your speech 😭 you just start EMBRACING IT 😭😭😭PLEAASEEE-
PLEASE the traveler understands it!! 💀
Also if anyone reads this im so sorry ive flooded the sagau tag with language shenanigans LMAO
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Ever since you realized that the entirety of Teyvat sounds like Sims to you, (and the subsequent awful reckoning that you sound the same to them 😭)
You have finally mentally recovered enough courage, and desperately shoved any embarrassment deep into your soul, to try and think of what to do about it
♤
You quickly found that people had 3 types of reactions to your speech,
1. They try to understand the nonsense like you trying to understand their Simlish, it really doesnt work, you wish you could tell them to give up and just gesture at you instead:
(ALHAITHAM he keeps trying then giving up then trying again lol, Diluc, ZHONGLI, Sara, Albedo, Candace, Dehya she thinks she’s gonna get it THIS time she swears-, Eula, Gorou, GANYU she feels bad lmao, Jean, AYAKA, keqing, kuki, Nahida, ningguang, AETHER, Thoma, xinyan, XIAO)
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2. They act like you when you hear animal crossing characters speak 💀 you can see the “omg so cute” sparkle in their eyes:
(KAZUHA, kokomi, barbara, KAEYA, ZHONGLI again lol he tries to hide it but you can see the tiny smile everytime you walk over and start ranting at him bc ur bored, Faruzan, GOROU, AYATO, YAE MIKO, keqing, LISA, mika, mona, KLEE literally loves you and you can tell shes always trying to get you to say something lol, Ei (archon), Rosaria she always SMIRKS and ur just- 😳, CHILDE the little shit giggles at ur misery, LUMINE AND AETHER U CANT TRUST EITHER OF THEM- , THOMA, SCARAMOUCHE BUT HE’D NEVER ADMIT IT BUT HE ALWAYS IS OBVIOUSLY TRYING TO HIDE A TINY SMILE AND GOES A LITTLE PINK-!! SAME FOR XIAO LMAO)
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3. You know that tiktok audio thats like Isabella from Animal Crossing singing, and then someone’s like “uh-huh! YEAH! OKAY!!” yeah like that, but to you LMAO
(ITTO, Bennett, KAVEH, heizou, VENTI, Nilou she like nods after everything you say and makes sure you’re treated well in every conversation aw, qiqi, KLEE, Raiden (puppet) + Ei (archon), SHENHE no explanation needed, CYNO too, LUMINE, YELAN, yoimiya, yunjin)
♧
Alright i got tired sorry not everybody’s there lol^
So no matter the reaction, they all are a little bummed nobody can get you,
…but then of. Fucking. Course.
LUMINE/AETHER as ALWAYS get SPECIAL TREATMENT
(there’s not a single person throughout all the nations, the archons, the allogenes, doesnt matter, who hasn’t felt a LITTLE pang of envy for this- bc as cute as you sound, goddamit they USED to understand you when you weren’t physically here, before you overcame the Universal Barrier AKA the computer screen lol)
AND THEY GET TO UNDERSTAND YOU.
The Sumeru linguistics department is grinding their teeth, Alhaitham straight up glares every time they translate for you lmao, Zhongli’s eye twitches at least once everytime they do so, Kazuha is literally trying to bribe them with cool places he’s seen that the traveler hasn’t so they’ll share the secret of how to understand you, Ningguang gets 10x chillier when they’re helping convos w/ you, Ei looks like she’s fucking pouting-
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Aether is just like 🤨?? For what?? I’m helping???
So confused he never gets what’s going on lol
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Lumine, on the other hand, is FULLY aware and smirks every time she’s so smug about it LMAO
^ the embodiment of the cat surrounded by knives meme ^
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Ahhhh my exhibition is April 6th u guys!
May I finally rest in peace when that day comes 🪦
Cant wait to graduate and just have a regular job and not academia + deadlines 😭😫
Hope you guys have had a nice week or two!
Look out for more posts after the 6th :>
Safe Travels,
💀♒️
♡the beloveds♡
@karmawonders / @0rah-s / @randomnatics / @glxssynarvi / @nexylaza / @genshin-impacts-me / @wholesomey-artist
Short one but hope its fun my beloved!! :)
#so cursed#take ur revenge yes vine boom the way u think#everytime i think a little too hard abt ur anon name i giggle bc its from the blunt lang au lmao#my askers big brains>>> anything i post#genshin impact#genshin sagau#sagau#my asks#genshin imagines#gender neutral reader#genshin isekai#genshin sagau ideas#genshin god reader#genshin impact sagau#genshin x reader#genshin reader insert#god i never remember all the tags i need to put dammit
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Title: Snake's Lair
[ - Lake (Gn!reader) + Lily (Platonic yandere) + Sasuke (Naruto) + Blueberry tarts (Naga au) - ] - Anon's ask
Summary: Sasuke found you alone in the forest and took you in.
Additional warnings/tags: fantasy au, child!reader, death to a few minor characters (some get eaten), violence, mainly monster taking care of a child kind of vibes but with a few dark themes here and there, etc.
[ - Fairytale Picnic Event - closed - ]

You were a child he found in the middle of nowhere abandoned by your parents. In the middle of nowhere with multiple scratches on your hands and legs from tripping among the tree roots unable to see what was in front of your legs as you kept on calling for your parents.
You didn't know that you were walking deeper and deeper in the forest, you don't know when you stepped into a certain snake’s territory who took notice of you because of your calls for your parent.
“Hn… what are you doing here?”
“I am lost… I cant find my parents…”
Sasuke actually did see your parents, horrible people as he listened to them whisper of abandoning you to the beast that lurked in the forest. He didn't care to listen to their reasons finding that they would make fine meals for a while, they didn't know that they would enter their own doom first.
He was rather full by the time he stumbled into you. So instead of eating you, he thought he would just keep you for a bit... just for a while.
When he feels hungry, you would be right beside him.
Never would he imagine that he would grow attached to a little child like you. So quickly the fear and distrust in your eyes turn to curiosity towards his kind. What was he supposed to do with you?
He let you rest in his lair, yet as days passed and he became hungry he would not touch even a hair of yours preferring to seek food in the forest the wild boars and other creatures.
You were tiny, was his excuse for being unable to eat you that boars were much more bigger than you and could actually make him full, unlike your small frame.
Instead, he was the one bringing you food, the fruits and vegetation he had no interest in which you quietly ate. He tried to give you fish or meat a few times, yet you would only hesitantly look at him confused as to what you should do with a live fish. It only later did he understand that you can't eat raw at least not like that when the rabbit’s legs twitched a few times on the floor right in front of you.
You refused to give the rabbit for a while, unable to watch him eat the poor thing alive when it was a harmless creature. Sasuke had to wait till nightfall when you were sleeping to take the bunny and have his dinner.
The shock and betrayal in your eyes were amusing when you finally realized what happened to the bunny when you woke up. Watery eyes, you glared at him you weren't so naive to think that the bunny ran away Sasuke wasn't so kind as to eat his live meals away from you.
But somehow you always stuck close to him, always happy whenever you received the slightest affection from him. When you realized what the two finger poke Sasuke sometimes does on your forehead means whenever he leaves the cave and you grab him by the hand. You were scared that he would abandon you just like your parent did, it was his way of showing affection.
Not that he would ever admit it.
When he saw your feet cut from the sharp rocks of the forest he forced you to stay in one place and went out to get leather bringing it to make some shoes for you to use. It wasn't the best but they worked in protecting your feet.
Sometimes Sasuke would let you follow him, getting fruits or water, when you would again pull his hand he would just grab you by the waist and head out. Sometimes placing you on his shoulder he let you grab the fruits in the trees, holding you tightly yet not enough to break your ribs as you wanted to grab the water this time from the river. He never said it but he was a little scared that you might be taken away from the current.
He got used to it, he had grown so attached to you. So when one day when he just came back from a hunt he could not find you in the cave, yet he could smell… smell something else here… humans and blood.
He forgot about everything with only you in mind he left the cave. You have to be safe, you must.
He would be angry at you if you died.
The screams and cries that were all too familiar to him made him speed up, he was closed.
He killed many that day right in front of you, as you called out his name begging his help. He didn't care about the blood that wasn't his splattered on his body and drenched his hands as he harshly grabbed you pulling you to him. He could hear your heartbeat, your cries as your that touched his shoulder… warm.
You belonged to him, and no one is going to take you away. Tell would have to kill him first but he would never let that happen. That was the day when he started becoming more controlling, and observant of what you do. He will keep you close and safe from the world and not even you would have any say.
#naruto#yandere naruto#platonic yandere#platonic yandere sasuke#yandere sasuke#sasuke x reader#yandere imagines#yandere scenarios#yandere writing#platonic yandere x reader#yandere x darling#naruto imagines#naruto scenarios#naruto fanfiction#naruto drabble#yandere naruto x reader#tw yandere#soft yandere#yandere x reader#naruto x reader
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Streamer!Honey Headcanons Pt.5
First Part
AT LONG LAST.... THE STREAMER!HONEY HEADCANONS FINALE
Note: This may be the last part, but it is not the end of Streamer!Honey!!! Just the long-winded headcanon posts. I have more planned for the future ^^ mini-fics, shitposts, all sorts of shenanigans <3
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The punch became a meme. Honey hates it, and Guy hates that Honey hates it.
But god if it isn’t hilarious.
It took a good few months for Honey to stop beating themself up over it, and now they are able to look back on it and laugh. They even have a GIF of the moment as an alert for gifted subs.
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Charity streams!!! Honey loves doing them. It’s fun, and for a good cause.
And, though it’s fun, sometimes it can get out of hand.
It was meant to be a joke! But, before they knew it, they hit the donation goal...
♡♡♡♡♡♡
HFDJSFEJGGFJSK
IM FREAKING OUT
CANTWAITCANTWAITCANTWAIT
I can’t believe they’re actually doing this 🤭🤭🤭
I DONT KNOW IF MY GAY LITTLE HEART WILL BE ABLE TO HANDLE IT
The sound of the door opening made chat go mostly still.
Honey, very reluctantly with an embarrassed scowl on their face, stepped into camera view.
They stood stiffly, pondering how they ended up here. Here, on stream, in front of thousands of perfect strangers...
Wearing a maid outfit.
Not even a comfortable one! It was frilly, and itchy, and the skirt was way too fucking short.
OMFGNO I FCKING CANT-
🤣🤣🤣🤣
I CANT BREATHE
OH MY GOOOOOOOD
You look so cute!!!
THIS WAS SO WORTH THE MONEY
IM WHEEZING AND I CANT FIND MY INHALERR
HSGJJFHZJAHHAHAHAH
Oh 😳😳
WHY IT LOOK KINDA GOOD THO??
[HONEY’S] TOO HOT THEY KILLED SOMEBODY
“I hate everything,” Honey muttered, as they tried to tug the dress down. It was bad enough that it was so revealing, but it also wouldn’t zip up all the way.
♡♡♡♡♡♡
It would only get worse, however, as the next goal would add thigh highs.
And the one after that would add...
SAY NYA RIGHT FUCKING NOW
AaaaawwwWWWW WHAT A CUTE KITTY
You mean “right fucking meow?”
THEY LOOK SO PISSED LMAO
SAY NYA RIGHT FUCKING MEOW
They’re gonna kill us 😭😭😭😭
IM QUEER
With what? Their wittle paws?? 😽😽
This is my phone lockscreen now
Simp
“Yeah, you all better enjoy this, ‘cause I’m never doing it again.”
Doubt it, this is the fastest we’ve ever raised money
NOOOOOOOOO
Still waiting for you to say nya
NYAAAAAANTS INGONYAMA BAGITHI BABA
ITS THE CIIIIIIIIRRRRCLE OF LIIIIIIIIIFEEE
“I’m not saying that.”
tf you’re not-
★someone donated $50★
SAY NYA BITCH
Honey heaved out a sigh that bordered a growl, and very blandly, “nya.”
As Chat cheered and went practically feral, Honey could only be glad that this couldn’t possibly get any wors-
They froze as they heard the Jaws theme start playing.
“Oh f-”
HE’S HEEEERE
YEEEEEEEESS
HoneysHeaven: wowah 😳
THIS IS THE BEST THING EVER
HOLY CRAP SOMEONE TAGGED HIM ON TWITTER 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
HoneyHeaven: hey there Honey ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
SOMEONE SNITCHED????
Honey braced their elbows on their desk and hid their face in their hands. “Go back to working.”
HoneysHeaven: I will if you promise to still be wearing that when I get home 👀👀
“I’m burning it as soon as this stream ends.”
NOO YOU CANT BURN IT YOU LOOK SO SEXYY 😩😩
The boy just wants to see you all dolled up Boo, let him have his treat
“The next 15 minutes are going to be hell.”
HoneysHeaven: oooh the next goal you put on a collar, hm? 😏😏
Guy ur killing even me rn
OH WAIT I JUST GOT GUYS USERNAME
HoneysHeaven: Honey can you send me like $70
“I am not sending you money.”
HoneysHeaven: awww cmon 🥺🥺 my break ends in 2 minutes I just want to see you in a collar
ITS FOR CHARITY
DONATE TO THE CAUSE
“I’ll put you in a collar,” Honey grumbled with their arms crossed tightly.
HoneysHeaven: wouldn’t be the first time 😉
HOW DO WE RAISE ANOTHER 500 IN 10 MINUTES
AYO WHAT????
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Guy likes interrupting Honey’s streams unprompted. He loves seeing the smile on their face. The gentle one that they wear while doing what they love. It makes him want to smother them in kisses.
Sometimes when he does this, he forgets about the mask and glasses. There have been plenty of times where he’s nearly accidentally exposed his face to the world, and it gives his honey a mini heart attack each time.
Honey made the executive decision to rearrange their setup so that the door was no longer in view. That way, Guy could spontaneously enter as much as he pleased.
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Honey was still streaming when Guy returned home from work. They had told him in advance that this stream would be dragging on a bit longer than normal.
♡♡♡♡♡♡
Honey looked up as they heard the door click open. Guy entered, waving a paper bag around.
“Honeeeey,” he sang, “I’ve brought you somethiiiiing.”
is that the boy i hear 👀👀👀
EVERYONE SHUT UP I NEED TO WITNESS THIS
DETROIT CAN WAIT THIS IS IMPORTANT
Honey eyed the bag skeptically as Guy drew closer, “should I be worried?”
“No,” Guy laughed, stopping right outside of the camera’s view. “I brought you donuts!”
“Ooh, really? What’s your motive?”
“Wha-? Motive!? Why do you think I would have a motive?”
Honey raised an eyebrow at their boyfriend and smirked.
Immensely offended, Guy scoffed, “what, am I not allowed to bring the most important person in my life a treat? Purely out of my own volition and the kindness of my heart?”
“I was joking before, but now I’m actually suspicious...”
“Just take the donuts, Honey,” Guy softly spoke with a warm smile, holding out the bag and leaning forward.
When Honey’s hand brushed against his own, Guy leaned closer, his other hand cupping the back of their neck. He held the bag up to hide his face from viewers as he placed a gentle kiss on his partners cheek.
Honey, growing ever more flustered, let out a nervous chuckle as they pushed Guy away and accepted the gifts.
AWWWWHDWSAIHDGDKDSBIDS
ITS HAPPENING
OMG
NO
DID HE KISS THEM??
WHERE IS THE CLIP I NEED TO SEE THAT AGAIN
When you’re so lonely you’re living vicariously through someone in your screen
UH YEAH THATS THE POINT
OF COURSE
I GOT THE CLIP I GOT IT
Chat wouldn’t stop talking about it for the entire rest of the stream.
And for the next 4 streams after that...
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Chat knows that Guy is important to Honey. No other roommate of theirs has ever become such a big part of their life, everyone knows that they have to be something more.
They stopped bugging Honey about it after a year. It's just kind of common knowledge that these two have a lot of chemistry, but asking straight up about their relationship won't work.
Not that having an answer would change anything, Chat loves seeing how happy Honey is with Guy.
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It took a little over a year for Honey to agree, but finally they are streaming a game with Guy!!
They're playing Raft. Honey in their streaming room, and Guy in the living room. They're communicating through discord, and Chat is having a blast.
♡♡♡♡♡♡
"Did you finish building that engine yet?" Honey asked, filling a chest with some items.
"No, I thought you were going to do it," Guy answered.
"I literally told you to go ahead and make one two minutes ago!"
"I was busy distracting the shark while you were scavenging all that shit underwater!"
We should get them couples counciling
Guy can't keep being shark bait ooh ah ah 😭😭
I still don't understand the point of this game
It's his destiny
Raft
raft
The point is raft
RAFT
"Honey, I think I'm dying. My hunger bar is low."
"Then eat something, we have plenty of food."
"I don't think I can make it back in time," Guy whined.
"Wh- where are you??"
You could practically hear Guy's pout, "I went back on the island because you were mad at me."
"I am not mad at you," Honey responded, exasperated, "where are you at on the island?"
"Uhmm... I'm in a place with lots of trees."
"Okay, I'm bringing you some shark meat."
"The shark is dead?"
"Yeah I killed it."
[HONEY] MOVE FASTER WE CANT LET HIM DIE
They are playing the game so wrong I am ripping my hair out
Tip: multiple sails will make you go faster
They can play however they want to 😡
The only right way to do anything is the [Honey] and Guy way
"Oh shi-" Guy started, "I'm dead."
"You're fiiine."
"No, my character just collapsed from hunger."
"Don't be dramatic, I'm almost there."
"I'm not being dramatic!! I died!!!"
"A little death never killed anybody."
Honey found Guy's character, limp on the ground, and picked him up.
"Alright, you big baby, I'll take you to the bed."
"Oooooh," Guy sang impishly, "you're carrying me to bed?"
"Yep."
"What are you gonna do with me once we get there?"
"When we get there, you are gonna build that goddamn engine!"
Upon arrival to the raft, Honey discovered something...
"Where the fuck is the bed??"
Guy coughed out a laugh, "oh, uhm- I might've taken it with me when I left."
"Why would you do that!?!?"
"Because you were mad at me!!!"
"I swear to god-" Honey dropped Guy's carcass on the raft and went to collect materials to make another bed.
"Honeeeeey," Guy whined, "this wooden floor is hard."
Honey sighed, "I'm making you a bed, hold on."
"Come lay underneath meeee."
AGDKSGAKBFK
Boi he wants them under him 👀👀
Can't believe they let Guy die, I'll never forgive them for this 😢🤧😖 /lh /j
Our boy really stepped up his flirting game 😳😳😳
Too bad [Honey] is too oblivious
They're not oblivious, they're an asshole
A distinct sound of sharp teeth chomping into their hard work caught Honey's attention.
"Fuckin' hell," they murmured, "the stupid shark is back."
"Hurry up making the bed and I can kill it," Guy offered.
"I thought you were making the bed," Honey retorted.
Guy scoffed, "Honey!!!!"
"I gotta stab the shark, hold on."
Cold blooded
Yeah
They don't deserve Guy I'm gonna kidnap him
That shark is an endangered species!!!
DoNT YOU DARE GUYNAP OUR BELOVED BOY
Finally, finally, Honey returned and placed Guy's character on the bed. He sprang up immediately.
Guy's cheerful voice started up, "yayyy, thank you Hone-" and was cut off with a yelp.
The shark had glitched through the bottom of the raft and attack Guy. It scared him half to death, but Honey?
Honey was laughing hysterically.
And it was music to Guy's ears.
Gasping for breath, they kept trying to say something, but continuously fell into a fit of giggles.
Guy was barely able to form his own words without laughing, trying to feign offense at his honey's joy in seeing him hurt. But hearing them laugh so heartily? He couldn't help but melt.
And he didn't want to just hear it, he wanted to see it.
"I'm coming to get you, Honey!" He announced, just before darting towards their room.
"No, no no!" They tried to object, but it was too late as Guy came bursting in.
They were in his arms and on the floor in an instant, tears streaming down their face as they tried to breathe.
Their face hurt from smiling, and they tried to calm down, but as soon as their breathing slowed Guy started to tickle them.
"Guy-! No!! Stop it!" They squealed and squirmed, but to no avail. Their previous laughing fit left them exhausted.
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I feel like we shouldn't be watching this
HES SO CUTE????
GUY FACE REVEAL!!!!!
EVERYONE SHIELD YOUR EYES
TURN OFF YOUR DEVICES THIS IS ILLEGAL
Wait I think I've seen him before!
When all settled down, Guy and Honey were nothing but a mess of tangled limbs on the floor, just barely out of frame.
"I love you, Honey," he said softly.
Honey smiled, "I love you too."
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When the couple realized that Guy was no longer anonymous, Honey made him start carrying pepper spray while he worked.
Gotta keep the boy safe.
The End.
A/N: Thank you for reading the Streamer!Honey series ♡ I've loved writing it, and it makes me so happy that you all loved it as well!
#redacted streamer!honey#redacted audio#redactedverse#redacted headcanons#redacted guy#redacted honey#redacted fanfic#redacted writing#redacted au#the person that recognized guy may or may not have been asher#peep the W2H reference
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hi can you write more about ethan x diabetes reader maybe from when they first met..
maybe Ethan sees the dexcom on the reader's arm and he's like: what is that?
or they're at some party and she's feeling sick so she goes outside to get some fresh air and that's where Ethan meets him, He asks her if she's okay and she mentions her low blood sugar.
“new people new things”
ethan edwards x diabetic!reader
as i said before, i think this is the end to the series, but thank you guys sm for both starting and tagging along on this little mini series with me!! <3
also: i added ella (readers roommate from the first story) in this again! and this was kinda the start of ella and luca (if you guys remember that!) which i thought was cute, since everything kinda got tied together in the end! we see how ethan and reader met, them getting back together, and parts of them dating! sorry we didn’t see the breakup, but just imagine it however you want!
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the loud music blaring through the speaker, which is connected to god knows who’s phone, isn’t helping your ill feeling at all. the smell of alcohol and sweat makes you want to vomit, and your head is already spinning slightly, so the only thing you can think of is getting some fresh air on the back porch.
you step outside and close the door behind you, which only slightly muffles the sounds from inside. you take a deep breath and inhale the late-night, october air filling the city of ann arbor. as you’re lost in thought, trying to ignore the slightly ill feeling in your system, your attention is captured by the brunette boy who just entered the back porch.
“hey,” he says, leaning over the railing next to you, while swirling the drink in his red solo cup around.
“hi,” you say, turning your body to face him but still leaning against the deck railing.
“i’m ethan”
“i’m y/n. whatcha drinking?” you ask, making conversation to avoid those awkward ‘what’s your major?’ type questions.
“honestly, i couldn’t even tell you. my buddy got it for me, alcohol just tastes like alcohol to me,” he shrugs. “want a sip?” he says, holding out the cup to you.
“nah i’m good, thanks though. im supposed to be driving my friend home, but she’s hooking up with one of those hockey douches so i cant really leave, and i’m honestly not feeling great. sorry, that was a lot of information you didn’t need,” you ramble awkwardly to the stranger, unaware he’s very much a hockey player.
“well, that’s alright. i don’t think you’d want a sip since i’m one of those ‘hockey douches’ anyways,” the boy chuckles, making you gasp.
“oh my god! i’m so sorry! i had no idea!”
“no no it’s alright, i understand why you said that, hockey players definitely have a reputation. but i cant help but ask, you said you weren’t feeling alright? are you okay?”
“yeah, i’m fine. i’m just a diabetic and my blood sugar is slightly going low, but if i go back inside and inhale all that sweat and alcohol stench, i’ll probably drop dead before i can even reach the kitchen,” you joke, making ethan chuckle.
“wow! that’s so cool! i’ve never met anyone at this school who’s a diabetic,” ethan informs you.
“yep! you meet new people and see new things!” you smile, happy he isn’t one to judge you on being diabetic.
“oh wait here, take this! i snatched some from the bowl outside. hopefully that doesn’t make me a bad guy for stealing the kids halloween candy, but at least it’s going to a good cause,” he says reaching into his pocket and grabbing you a small packet of m&ms.
“oh my gosh, thank you so much! you’re a life saver, literally!” you exclaim before tossing a few into your mouth. you and ethan get to know each other for the next twenty minutes or so, until your friend drunkenly stumbles outside looking for you.
“y/n, hockey guys literally give the best head! you seriously need to stop being so against them- oh who’s this!” your friend questions, almost falling over ontop of you.
“uh hi, i’m ethan.” ethan awkwardly chuckles before shooting you an awkward look, making you both burst out laughing. “what are you guys laughing at?” ella drunkenly asks.
“nothing ella, it’s just that ethan plays hockey, but that’s not important. cmon let’s get you home,” you say.
“what does him playing hockey have to do with anything?” ella asks
“ella do you not remember what you just said?” you chuckle. “no?” she says, making both you and ethan laugh even harder. ethan helps you bring emma around the house and into your car.
once you finally get ella settled, he asks you a question, “could i maybe get your number?”
“of course!” you blush, thankful for the darkness so he can’t see your hot cheeks. “i’ll text you. get home safe y/n, okay?” he waves,
“thanks ethan, i’ll see you around.” you smile, before walking over to the other side of the car.
“he’s hot,” ella says, making you face palm. “i wonder if luca knows him,” ella mutters to herself.
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I made one cute post about slashers(ghostface and yautja) finding random child in forest. Its still in my head so imma do part 2. Its pure platonic made to be cute and funny😊. (By kid i mean she can talk walk normaly already ect)
Request open
Yaujta with human child
Yall this is part 2 but I know that not everyone seen part 1 so basicly what u missed: he finds kid in forest, looks for her perents, turns out they are bab people, he temporary takes kid to his ship...
Yeaaah Temporary, thats what he thought, he rly hoped to find some good place for her but He kinda failed? Lol
He will be grumpy, well no suprise! He didnt plan having random alien kid in his ship! But he cant Just leave her too
He has No clue about perentship so he will probably fail miseribly (trying to feed kid with raw food or trying to train her isnt top tier parent stuff)
But he tires okay! He may stalk some acuall human families to see how bebis work (misspelling bebi is my job)
Wait till he finds out that humans in fact dont train their kids in hunting/killing
Duble points in cutness if kid loves aliens! Like yknow every kid has phases dinosaurs/ponies/aliens/dolls idk what else its been 11years since i was kid idk what kids do this days (I was dinosaur kid myself)
I can imagine kid being like: 🤯alien dad😊 while hes like: 👽we woo *alien noises*👽
No but He will melt if kid calls him alien dad/ space dad/ just dad. He will be suprisingly very happy and proud
Okay okay he wont train his kid🙄 but dont make him cook pls😩. As long as yall are on earth He will steal some food(he is the reason why take out food you ordered 2hours ago never came)
"How are bebis made?" "uh eh they hatch from eggs?(has No clue how to human)"
Kid is very shmol (in comparison) and the ship is verrry big. Kid gets lost a lot. Yautja panics a lot. wheWHERE IS SHE I- EE NOT AGAIN
They love playing hide and seek, tag is cool too but He never knows if he should let kid win or make them loose in 0.23 seconds
He brings her a lot of stuff, mostly paper crayons, toys(dino plushies pls), clothes ofc, stickers. He will kinda love if she draws him or put stickers on his armor. I mean she shoudlnt be in armory and she is banned from going there due to sharp objects but awwwwe cute stickers on his armor
Mostly He is too busy to multi-task (taking care of kid while doing other stuff is difficult) so he just lets kid vibe on his lap or around him overall.
Yautja is very good in learning kid how to deal with emotions (both positive and negative) and overall respect, self defence ect
When kid grows up(teenager) he is doing his best to support her and show empathy (and yautjas arent know for being very emphatic) but please on love of God do not be mean to him he will be heartbroken. As the kid grows he will kinda try to train them with sertain weapons of just simple self-defence. Its not like kid will ever be in danger but its more like dad trying to show his favorite hobbie to his kid in hope that the kid will like it too
Funfact out of context! I liked yautjas before i saw any movies and I thought they had tails :( u can imagine my disapointment
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Requests are open.I tried to tag everyone who requested.Love you all sm <3
@jasmixs @lookingforlia @cinnamonroll4ever @liaaa-1 @just-some-random-simp-lol @chrissyfishywissy @lynvspi
Maybe Meant To Be - Fake Dating pt.3
pt.1 pt.2 pt.4
Katsuki Bakugo x Jealous Reader x Izuku Midoriya
After school was over,you invited Izuku over to your room to talk about the day.As you were expecting him you tidied up your room a bit.You heard a knock on your door and went over to open it.
-Hey Izuk-Oh!Bakugo,what are you doing here?
You couldn’t hide the shock as it spread on your face.What was he doing here?He seemed angrier than usual.
-What,ya expecting someone else?
-Yes actually,Izuku.
He scowled and averted his gaze from yours for a second before locking his eyes onto yours.It was so intense you thought you were being interrogated.
-What is the deal with that,huh?You never told me you liked stupid Deku.
You gulped.You couldn’t let him know you were actually into him,not Izuku.
-I…didn’t want you to judge me….?
You sounded so unsure you wanted to punch yourself in the face.Maybe you would after he left.
-Well,too late.I’m already judging ya idiot.
He seemed down,and for a minute you felt really upset.Maybe you should’ve just told him your feelings.Then again,assuming he was down because of you and Izuku might be a little presumptuous.
-I’m sorry I didn’t tell you…We’re closer than that.
He snickered,put his hands in his pockets.
-Yeah,I thought so too.Apparently not.
Your heart broke at this.You didn’t want to push him away or to make him think you weren’t close,because before everything else he was one of your best friends.
-Deku’s coming over I guess?
-Yes,he is.
-So,maybe I should leave.
You didn’t know what to say to that.You needed to talk to Izuku about how today went but you also couldn’t bring yourself to say “Yes,please leave” to Bakugo when you wanted him to stay.Luckily,Bakugo answered for you.
-No,actually,Imma stay.Let’s all hang out together.We are old friends after all.
Wait,what?You were shocked.Why did Bakugo want to spend time with Izuku?He hated him more than some villains.
-A-are you sure?
He smirked but his smile didn’t reach his eyes.
-Yeah of course.My two friends,dating now.We gotta celebrate,don’t we?
Izuku came from behind him and he also had the same surprised expression as you.
-Did I hear that right,does Kacchan want to celebrate…us?!
Bakugo looked at Izuku and his expression darkened.
-Tch,do I need your permission Deku?
-O-Of course not!
-Great.Well then,why don’t you two tell me how you got together?
Bakugo said as he put his hand on Izuku’s back and pushed him inside your dorm room,closing the door from behind him,leaving a very shocked Izuku and you inside.
-So,you guys mind if I call a couple more people?
-A-actually we had things to talk about but-
-Uhm,yea we wanted to be alone-
-Great!I’ll call everyone then.Let them know there’s a party.
You and Izuku both looked at each other as Bakugo called people from his phone.Did he not want to leave you two alone?Izuku smiled at you knowingly and you blushed.Unfortunately Bakugo saw this and thought you two were acting like people who were in love.He had a scowl on his face and his eyes darted from your face to Izuku’s.
-What,you cant go two seconds without smiling at each other?Get over here Deku!
He pulled Deku to the side and sat down with him on your bed.As they were bickering,mostly Bakugo yelling at Deku,you still couldn’t believe what was happening.After a few minutes another knock was heard.
You opened the door to,well…Everyone.Even Mineta was here and he was never invited.But most importantly,at the front was Uraraka.
-Hey Y/N!
She didn’t wait for your reply as she went inside to say hi to Izuku.
-Hi I guess?
-Girl,what have you gotten yourself into?
Mina came from behind her and hugged you as she said hello.You said hello to the others as well and after everyone was inside,they were sat as a circle on the floor.Mina had a glint in her eyes and that was never a good sign.
-Should we play a game?
-Like what?
She smirked at your response and said;
-Truth or dare!
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ꕤ 31. forget the flowers
tw: none / wc: 1.1k
from: t(hoe)ma —hey yn! sorry i cant make it :( —thankfully ayato volunteered my ticket wont be wasted and u wont watch alone lol
you knew their plan. you were there, planning alongside them without their knowing. you don't know how ayato got thoma to join in on his supposed master plan willingly, but you knew from the moment thoma messaged you about watching that new horror movie that he was going to bail last minute and have ayato go in his stead.
funny, really, that both thoma and ayato genuinely thought you liked watching horror movies when in fact, you hated them and were only listening to thoma talk, trying to segue out of the conversation lest he unintentionally gives you nightmares. with how animated the vice president was talking, he never did manage to notice the forced smile on your face as you listen to him talk about ax killers in the backseat of a car or a haunted porcelain doll with pigtails.
"yn," ayato calls.
when you turn your head to greet him with a smile, he forgets how to breathe. suddenly he's reminded that everything he's doing, fighting the mold his family wants to shape him into, was every inch worth it.
ayato brought you flowers, just as planned. a bouquet of white roses, and you pray to whoever is listening that he doesn't come any closer or your allergy will start acting up and what a could-be date to the cinema would end up becoming a date in the emergency room. yeah. totally not romantic. but you have to suck it up and pretend you like it because you yourself were the one who lied and said you loved white roses.
"oh," you stutter, slightly sniffling as your eyes got teary just by being in the vicinity of the damn roses. "thats… that's a nice bouquet haha."
"i was just about to meet my mom, you see. she asked me to get her some white roses for her office but when i got there, she said her secretary had already got some for her. i can't let it go to waste so… i guess, i'll just give it to you then." alas, he extends his arms and gives it to you with a proud smile on his face.
if only you weren't tearing up so hard due to the roses, maybe you'd have noticed how impeccable his acting is. if you hadn't known the real story, you'd have thought his excuse was a hundred percent real, from his facial expression to his mannerisms.
with the roses now directly by your face, the sniffles got more severe and no amount of sniffling stopped you from letting out the biggest sneeze you've ever had, making you drop the bouquet. sadly, neither you nor ayato reacted quickly enough to pick it up as a couple of kids playing tag ran between you and accidentally stepped on the dainty roses.
while you moved to pick it up, ayato couldn't care less about the flowers and had just noticed the paleness of your skin and teary eyes due to the allergic reaction. okay. maybe telling him the exact opposite of what you like was a bad idea.
"oh no, the flowers…"
"yn, forget the flowers. are you okay? you look…"
you cough, feeling your throat tighten as you fail to keep yourself upright, unable to breathe and getting lightheaded. ayato is quick to catch you in his arms, panic-stricken face inches from yours as a hand pushes your hair away from your face. "shit! are you–are you allergic to flowers? but… but that wasn't—"
you blacked out. the last thing you remember was your thoughts of damn it; he found out.
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white fluorescent lights scorched your eyes when you opened them as the distinct smell of antiseptic flooded your nostrils. for once, you were breathing regularly again and didn't feel like your skin was itching. as you sit up and take in your surroundings, you realize you're in a hotel… or a hospital? wait a minute, are you…
"VIP room?" you mumble, looking at the mahogany furniture and the flat screen tv mounted just across the hospital bed you were lying on. and right next to you with the blinds drawn, you see the beautiful sea of lights making up the pretty cityscape.
"oh, you're awake. and yeah, you're in one of our hospital's VIP room."
ayato appears from around the corner where the living room was, pocketing his phone as he approaches the side of your bed with big strides, causing your heart rate to speed up, hands flying everywhere as you stutter with your words. "why… why a VIP room? i can barely afford emergency as it is! you could've… could've just sent me home or…"
your voice dies as he reaches forward to grab your outstretched hand, gently bringing it back down on your lap. flustered and utterly distracted by the softness of his hands, you try to pull it out of his grip until he—
"careful. don't move your hands so much, that's where they put the iv."
you blink in disbelief, head jerking to the side, and true to what he said there was an iv attached to the back of your hand. an iv drip? seriously? for a damned allergic reaction?! how much is this going to cost me?!
ayato must've seen your thoughts written clearly on your face as he quickly starts parroting what the doctor said to him. "that's what i thought, too, when dr. nomura said they'll attach an iv on you because you fainted. so they said it was a severe allergic reaction and the iv drip is the quickest way to flush out… allo-whatever-medical-term he said."
he laughs but you don't laugh with him, the heat in your face unable to make you stare straight at his eyes. ayato was still holding your hand.
"oh, sorry…"
he lets it go, and some part of you wish he didn't.
ayato clears his throat. "don't worry! dr. nomura said you'll be back to good condition after you empty the iv drip. and then we can go on our date—I MEAN, DAY! haha… i meant day…"
"right… yeah, i get it." you bite your lip hard and force your heart to calm down. abort mission! foul! FOUL! that was a direct attack! thank god there was no heart monitor attached to you or it would've all been for nothing.
"i heard there'll be a boat ride a little after sundown. they say there'll be fireworks, too. would you like to come with me? it's the least i can do, considering it's my fault for bringing the roses and we had to miss our movie."
you've never felt this guilty in your entire life. but because of that strong feeling of guilt, you suck it up, smile at ayato, and say yes despite having the worst case of motion sickness known to man.
LOWKEY » previous : masterlist : next
a kamisato ayato social media au
summary — it was only recently you found out kamisato ayaka was, in fact, not an only child after all! seeing ayato for the first time gave you the severest case of the butterflies but according to ayaka, he’s off limits, especially to you as her most treasured friend. well, what she doesn’t know won’t hurt, right?
notes — ayato paid for the hospital bills LMAO
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Hi hi!echo anon here i just realized that instead of putting echo x reader i put hunter/// can you feel my love for that man coming though yet-??? Anyways..the echo fic was so cute!! I hope you dont mind me requesting again;;but since i cant seem to get hunter off my mind... Hunter x reader where hunter is being a dad figure to omega AND navigating being in a relationship with the reader? I feel like alot of fics skip the part where The bad batch were soldiers and loving someone doesnt really come as easy to them;; oh my lord i wrote alot- anyways ill end this!! Do you have a masterlist?? And rules for your writings?
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Notes: AAAA so sorry echo anon that took so long to come you!! but its hereeee~~ to answerr your questions, i will have a masterlist soon once i get rest of the bad batch fics out and rules? not so really,, just nothing so super violent or extreemly dark smut ykk? okok enjoyyyyyyyyyy :DD
Pairing: Hunter x gn!reader
Summary: Dealing with a role as an older brother (dad) was something he'd never have thought of but also getting into a relationship? Yeah, that's another.
Warnings/Tags: mentions of Zygerrians, mild kissing, fluff — tell me if I've missed anything!
Hunter whimpered into the kiss.
You don't remember how many rotations it's been since you were able to have a makeout session with him. Let alone have him make noise. The shiver that travelled throughout your body caused you to push desperately against him.
Hunter's breathing shifted, he was almost panting like a dog in need of water. His kissing was sloppy, though you didn't complain. He's a soldier, obviously not the type to go around and practice kissing.
As Hunter's firm hands slid under your blacks, goosebumps appeared across your skin. His mere touch can send you into a frenzy; it was electrifying and soft. His hands came down to the hem of your shirt with the intention of removing it. He grinned teasingly against your neck, you could feel it.
As inexperienced as he seemed, he could still be the biggest tease ever. Just as he was about to take your top off, his thoughts wandered too far into a territory he'd been avoiding.
For him, he felt oddly free of worry and thought. He wasn't about to let that mindset take over him.
Hunter's paranoia kicked in, his hands abandoning your shirt and you completely.
You pouted once his touch left your skin, "Wait, where's Omega?" Hunter's iris dilated at a concerning speed, his eyes staring you down, his squint as menacing as ever. The initial atmosphere of arousal dissipating at lightspeed.
You sighed, shaking your head. He still wasn't used to balancing such a dad-like life with a relationship at the same time, "I sent her off with Wrecker," you reassured him, but he didn't appear too convinced. He always had to make sure Omega was somewhere in his sight, "Your brother's a big guy 'n Omega can handle herself now." you added on.
Whilst cupping his jaw, you examined his face. You gently took your thumb and caressed the tatted skull upon his cheek. He seemed nervous and wasn't easily reassured that Omega was okay. Not that he doesn't trust you or his brothers, oh gosh no.
"Woah-ho, 'm I interrupting?" a booming voice suddenly filled the Marauder, frightening Hunter and yourself.
It was only Wrecker, who seemed to be searching for Gonky as he frantically whipped his head around the nooks and cranny of the shuttle. The brute loves doing sets with the poor droid and is also the master of barging in without warning.
Although you had a grin on your face, Hunter wasn't the same. You could feel his gloved hands grip the lower part of your waist and you didn't know why.
His lips pursed inwards and his eyes squinted more than you've seen before. As his eyes darted around the space in thought, you spoke with a soft voice, "Hey, you okay?—"
"—Wrecker, where's Omega?"
This time, your eyes darted around the space, trying to regain Hunter's eye contact. You could hear happy noises erupt from further up the ship, assuming Wrecker found gonky laying around.
With a quick kiss on your forehead from Hunter, he hastily bolted up towards Wrecker, who was fortunately not paying attention to the lovebirds in the ship.
"Where's Omega?" as you walked slowly towards the two, you could hear how stern Hunter's voice became. You placed both of your hands on his shoulders to calm him down.
He looked over his shoulder to face you, oddly getting distracted by your beauty. The sight of his eyes relaxing a little bit was relieving.
"Left 'er with Cid, said she wanted to show her something she'd like—" faster than the speed of hyperspace, Hunter was out the Marauder in milliseconds and dashing his way deep into town, accidentally bumping you to the ground.
He didn't look back to apologise or even think twice about the harsh contact, by the time Wrecker helped you onto your feet, he was no longer visible.
You sighed, rubbing the back of your thigh from where you fell.
-
"Y'know... I have another weapon similar to that energy bow of yours," Cid mumbled. She walked over to her desk, the surface area filled with artifacts Omega had never seen before.
She wanted to inspect them all, pry, use, poke, do whatever she was able to do with the mysterious item. They didn't appear clean or regularly dusted but that was expected. 'Clean' wasn't usually the word for Cid's parlor.
Cid whipped out an old crate labelled 'FRAGILE' in bright red paint as well as being covered in crispy, aged blaster shots. Assuming the box was valuable and was definitely shot at, Omega's attention was directed from the target she was focusing on to the crate.
"Was that box stolen?" Omega piped up. She titled her head, curiously, making her way around the hologram table and towards Cid's desk.
As the crate made contact with the desk, multiple metal thumps could be heard from inside, a small wave of dust bouncing off the surface.
Cid scoffed, waving her hand about before opening the box, "Mmm, maybe, but no one's comin' after this, I'll tell you that," it was dusty. Really dusty. It must've been hidden away in the office for some time.
Unfortunately, Omega was too small to see what was in the box so she urged Cid to bring whatever the contents were inside, out. She received an eye roll from Cid, who complied anyway.
Having the embodiment of curiosity run about on two legs has its cons. It wasn't the most ideal around a snappy, sassy lizard.
Omega's eyes widened at the sight of a golden... stick?
"What's that supposed to be?"
"An electro-whip." Cid dusted off the thin layer of dust on the handle before presenting it. Omega let her fingers slide along the strange prongs on one end of the whip.
She was particularly interested in the design of the handle, her fingers descending from the prongs and onto the swirly, yellow designs.
As Cid lent Omega full control of the whip, she was already trying to find an on button, "How does it work?" she titled the handle on every angle, checking if there was anything to touch, press, hold, anything. She even dangerously stuck her eye through the prongs, looking down into a small contraption where the whole show of the whip emerged from.
"You might not wanna stick your eye there, Tiny," Omega immediately backing away as Cid chuckled. Cid gently took a hold of the handle and turning it around before giving it back to Omega, "Hold this handle and push this button, you'll hear a buzzing sound. And make yourself some room." she shooed Omega back.
She did as instructed, backing away from Cid's desk to give herself some room to charge up the whip. Looking around the handle, she found the button to hold down. Her thumb pressed against it, a tingly feeling and a buzzing noise slowly climbing up in decibels.
A golden stream of electricity emerged from the tip of the handle which startled Omega. She looked at the activated weapon in awe, fascinated at how it worked. Before she could wind up her arm to test the whip, Hunter came bursting through office door.
Startled again, Omega took her thumb off the button, the whip retracting, "Well, look who decided to show up." Cid chimed in, crossing her arms as Hunter stepped into the room.
His eyes immediately landing on whatever Omega was clutching in her hand. He noticed it right away, that same whip that he managed to overpower from the Zygerrian when they did their first rescue mission for Cid.
Hastily, he snatched it out of Omega's hand, careful not to hurt her in the process, "You shouldn't be toying with this," he walked over to the open crate on Cid's desk, placing the whip inside and closing the crate back up with a loud slam, buckling the crate tight.
He shot a brooding glare at Cid who defensively put her hands up.
Hunter placed a hand on Omega's shoulder, ushering her out the door. Omega waved to Cid before the sliding doors closed. The two exited the parlor entirely and was greeted with the sound of Ord Mantell.
The Marauder wasn't far from the parlor and neither was the Pantoran man that sold Mantell Mix. Omega giggled at the sight of Wrecker attempting to bargain the price.
As they passed Wrecker, Hunter gestured to him to just pay what the original price is considering they were going on a mission soon that pays well, "Maybe'll get cheaper next'ime..." he grumbled.
Omega gently shook her head, dismissing and forgiving Wrecker even though she didn't expect him to get anything when she came back from Cid's.
Wrecker happily ran ahead at the sight of a fixed Gonky and a disappointed Tech. You emerged from inside the Marauder, glad to see Omega well and Hunter calmed down.
After Wrecker had accidentally sat on Gonky's charging port, he'd ran off the buy something to compensate Tech for having to fix it.
You observed as Omega went along to hang out with Wrecker and Gonky. Tech, on the other hand, was glued to his holopad once again, "Echo and Crosshair are in need of my presence in town, excuse me." His put on his helmet and walked off, nodding dismissively to Hunter to let him know as well.
You stood upon the open door of the shuttle, waiting for Hunter to acknowledge you. Once he had taken his eyes of Omega, his eyes swept straight to you.
He expected a grin or an arms open hug but was met with a cold expression. Deep down he knew he did something wrong running off like that and ignoring you instantly. You exited the shuttle, walking towards him. He froze, terrified he might've made you angry.
He didn't know what to do in situations like this, having only seen scenarios similar when he would watch holofilms. Hunter was nervous, expecting it to end how it would've in the films: yell, shout, quiet down, angry break up.
"Look I really—"
"—You okay?"
What?
He didn't expect that question from you. Hunter was taken aback, almost forgetting to answer your question, "Wha— oh, yes, I'm okay? I guess," you chuckled at his step up, bringing a grin to his face. He hoped this wasn't a cover up of you being twitchy with him.
You pecked his lips, pulling away to address the recent situation, "Omega can be curious—" you began.
"—And reckless." Hunter finished, sighing, but you quickly shushed him with your index finger.
"And that's what makes her, her. I know you want to prevent her from getting hurt or lost but she's still a kid." Hunter's eyes panned over to Wrecker and Omega playing catch — Gonky basically being piggy in the middle — proudly witnessing the first time on Saluecami with Shaeeah and Jek. They both were happy and giggly, occasionally missing the ball and accidentally throwing towards one another's face, "Remember what Suu told you?"
"Children will always find ways of getting into trouble," he quoted, taking his eyes off the duo and back to yours. They always seemed to glimmer every time he stared.
You pulled him into a hug, if wasn't as comfortable with his armour on but the embrace is what matters.
Hunter pulled away, his hands returning to your waist, "I really like you a lot..." he sighed.
"Only?"
He became flustered at the intense eye contact, "Well—maybe more, I uh, don't know...?"
"I love you too," you pecked him again, watching as he scratched the back of his neck, "You're allowed to say it, are you not ready?" you prepared to apologise.
"No, it's not that it's just... I'm not the type someone falls in love with." he nervously confessed. You enveloped him in a passionate kiss, offering comfort. A small smooch of a plop was heard as the both of you pulled away.
"Would you care to finish what we started?" you grinned, feeling how tense his hands became that rested behind your waist.
"Gladly," he growled.
This time, you were gonna get more than whimpers out of him.
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still have my heart.
[22.] private conversation
"so, youre telling me you met alixia yesterday?" lumine said as she placed her drink onto the table. "and they were with kazuha?" lumine continued as you nodded your head. "looks like alixia is real after all" lumine sighed as if she was actually dissappointed. "there goes my chances of making fun of him" she said sarcastically.
you sighed at your friend as you took a sip from your drink. you invited lumine to hang out at a small cafe to talk (shit) about kazuha.
lumine's phone buzzed as she got up and finished her drink. "aether's calling me, i have to go now" lumine waved at you as she took her leave.
you sat alone at the cafe to sort out your thoughts and feelings. you were curious about alixia and kazuha. were they really a thing? being too occupied with your thoughts, you didnt even realize when a certain person approached you
speak of the devil and she shall appear
"do you mind if i sit here" alixia asked as they tapped their finger on to the table to catch your attention. you were startled by their appearance but agreed nonetheless
'wait- why did i even agree?!'
you sat by awkwardly as alixia tried to converse with you. "what a coincidence bumping into you here!" their tone full of glee. "do you usually go here?" they asked, trying to keep a conversation. "ah, well i usually go with my friend here to catch up" you answered, the awkward tension still not going away.
"oh? but you were alone when i saw you here?" she asked as you answered her. "my friend just left. i just stayed here to think about some things"
"whats on your mind?" you were taken aback by their question. why would they ask that? do they think you're that close for you to tell them what you were thinking?? but then again, you needed to get things out of your system... and alixia looks like theyre willing to listen....
"w-well, i have an ex..." you paused for a moment but continued anyways "...and lately ive been seeing them with another person... and im not sure if they're actually dating or just trying to make me jealous" you confessed. you were a bit irritated at yourself for how quick you were to spill to someone you barely knew.
"well are you jealous?" they asked. although it was an innocent question you cant help to think that they were mocking you. 'jealous? me?? of course not! he should be the one to be jealous' you wanted to say. you grew even more irritated at the thought of being jealous. although the other seemed to misunderstand as alixia took your silence as a yes.
"you shouldnt be jealous after all if you are jealous youre just basically losing to your ex" you snapped out of your thoughts from their words. they were right. "its better if you look forward rather than behind and leave the things that bothers you! atleast thats what i would do" they smiled sheepishly, trying to give you advice.
you cant help but be comforted at their words. theyre right. maybe they arent so bad
you smiled at them. "right. thank you alixia. that means a lot to me." this time you smiled not out of spite.
"do you mind if we exchange numbers then?" you asked as you pulled out your phone. alixia nodded as you they gave you their number.
you and alixia bid each other farewell as you had to take your leave.
'maybe theyre not so bad' you thought to yourself
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' Summer Romance '
Bruce Yamada x Reader
I took this idea from a hc post, i dont remember the person's user so pls if u know it tag them :(
Summary: you and Bruce always go to the same summer camp, and since then you two are best friends! You guys know that you like each other but never make a move, till one summer

Today was the most waited day for you, it was the first day of summer camp and you get to see Bruce once again!
You were waiting for Bruce's car in the enter of the camp, you were nervous because your friends told you to confess to him this summer, you were always talking about him, his eyes, his smile, his hair and how much you missed him
As you were daydreaming about him, you heard a car parking close so you turned to that car and you saw the most handsome, cute, pretty and adorable boy of all time " Bruce Yamada " looking at you with a big smile, as always so you run to him and give him a big hug
— " Bruce, i missed you so much! "
— " I missed you too y/n! How are you? "
— " Im great of course, because im with youuu "
— " Haha stop it, my parents are here "
Bruce said goodbye to his parents and they left.
— " I love your parents, they are so sweet.. not like you "
— " I never saw YOUR parents tho "
— " They dont like you "
— " My in-laws dont like me?! "
It was a common joke between you two, everyone thought that you and Bruce were a couple so you let them think that because its funny
— " I dont like you either, next summer im going to stop going here and leaving you ALL alone "
— " Finally, a peaceful summer "
— " So Bruce.. We should get inside right? "
— " Sure, lets see what "FUN" activities we get this year "
You two enter the camp, it is a nice place, nature, friends, adults that they are supposed to be helpful but they arent.
Actually you guys are "famous" there, everyone know you two, and you know everyone
— " I always thought thag i will be super lonely here and everyone will hate me "
You said, randomly as always
— " Yeah, i know, but little silly me talked to you so now i have to stand you all summer. "
— " YEAH BUT, you love me, your parents love me, now kiss me Brucyyy~ "
— " BRUCY?! Thats the best nickname you could think of? "
— " Duh, what kind of name is Bruce anyways? I cant think of anything else "
— " DONT YOU DARE MAKE FUN OF MY NAME. "

You and Bruce were either the BEST team in the activities or rivals who wants the other to lose.
Like in some activitie which you and other person had one of ur feet tied together and you had to go to the finish line first to win!
You and your partner fall, and Bruce and his partner won. Of course you said that Bruce pushed you but he did not ( or he did?.. )
And in a fishing activie, you two were in the same team and the camp had fish to eat for a whole week
The part that you two enjoyed the most was sleeping time, you and Bruce sneak out of the cabins and go for a walk by the lake, its like a rutine of everyday, breakfast, activities, lunch, rest, activities, dinner, and walk by the lake
— " So.. This girl Penny looked at you with love eyes "
— " I kissed her last year, totally not worth it "
— " Maybe she got better in kissing? "
— " Maybe she didn't? I dont want to kiss her again, im traumatized for last time "
— " HAH, its not worse then when i had to kiss JAKE "
— " I Can't believe that you actually did it. "
— " I wasn't going to lose truth or dare "
— " Surprised that no one asked us to kiss tho "
— " Awww Brucyyy do you want to kiss meeee? "
— " Yeah. No. "
— " You are diying to kiss my lips mua muaaa "
time passes and you two sit near the lake
— " Im so exhausted, doing activities and games all day is tiring "
Bruce said, as he lays down on the floor
— " Yeah, i know, its kinda fun tho.. "
— " Of course it its, its fun spending time with you and beating you on games "
— " You know im the best "
— " Yeah sure y/n, I AM the best "
— " You know Bruce? I always liked you "
— " Ugh, disgusting "
— " You are disgusting! "
— " Yeah, i like you too "
— " Damn, i guess i should kiss your ugly and disgusting face now MMWAAAAK "
You grabbed his face and kissed him
— " Ew, so disgusting, you are a worst kisser then Penny "
— " Shut up. "

Agggg i love Bruce
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Stupid shit they do with their quirks [crack]

Masterlist
Bakugou | Deku | Todoroki | Kirishima | Denki | Sero | Tokyami
Tags: Sfw, Hcs, Crack/ Mostly Humour, shitpost, gn!reader but reader isn’t involved in each one, teeny bit fluffy, aged up characters for the sake of romantic intent idk [3rd year/18], might be ooc, I don’t remember anything from mha
The boys do dumb shit with their quirks, this may be funnier in my head-

Bakugou
No one knows this, but he can create tiny fireworks in his palms. He’s always been good at quirk control, being praised for its power and force, but he’s never shown anyone this skill. The little sparks that mimicked a New Years sky; Pretty specks of colours floating in his hands, unusually gentle. Maybe he’ll show you one day, you always did seem so fascinated by his quirk… fuckin’ nerd.
Deku
With that many quirks, he’s bound to fuck up, in the most ridiculous ways… like the time he used black whip to be lazy and grab something, only to end up wrapped around your body, tugging you closer. The embarrassment of the situation made him set off another quirk, float. Before you knew it, you were struggling to stay grounded, dragged by black whip and the levitating boy.
Todoroki
I mean, he’s a prodigy, so he knows the ins and outs of his quirk pretty well. Still, it doesn’t mean he hasn’t been coaxed into doing some dumb shit by Denki his friends. Like the time he got roped into cooking meat on his shoulder. It didn’t work, just caught fire and then promptly put out by a returning Iida. He was practically sent to bed like a child, not before being scolded by the bespectacled man. Yeah. Being treated like a toddler by a man his own age, not the best, but he cant deny, he definitely warranted that treatment.
Kirishima
It’s safe and all, but there’s something about watching a man aggressively punch nails into the wall, with his bare hands, that’s just… unsettling. Or how he will use his literal teeth to tow cars, sure his jaw will be left unscathed but it still makes you wince. He seems to love it though, even allowing himself to be used as a battering ram at one point. Smile wide on his face before being smashed through a hardwood door. Kirishima… Never change.
Denki
Oh beloved Denki, what hasn’t he tried with his quirk. Give him some credit though, with a quirk like that, the possibilities are endless. Endlessly stupid, for the most part. Tried powering his gaming pc for session but ended up fainting and losing all his saves because he ran out of energy midway. Also once siphoned Bakugou’s phone of all the charge, in turn breaking it, and almost getting his bones broken by the explosive boy before Kirishima stopped him.
Sero
Despite his laid back attitude, he’s not immune to getting annoyed, especially when Bakugou seems to have an endless supply of curses to bark early in the morning. So one day, instead of waiting it out, Sero just stood, walked over to Bakugou, and taped the fucker up. Maybe he had been tired, sleepy from the lack of rest, but as soon as he realised what he’d done, Sero was running for his damn life. Nothing could hold a feral Bakugou.
Tokoyami
This man does nothing stupid with his quirk, it’s all just cute. Well, he might be embarrassed but isn’t it sweet when Dark Shadow yaps away, practically spilling all the adorable secrets of a baby Tokoyami. While the adult Tokyami still tries to affirm his place as a mystery… an obscurity… an enigma- who used to eat seeds straight from the bird feeder and sometimes chirps when he’s happy!

Silly lil drabbles because I got bored. Once again, is probably funnier in my head… anyways, I’ll have some actual fics out soon- probably- maybe? Hopefully… so don’t worry! The shit posts wont be often!!

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How would some of the agents react to you nearly dying on a mission
This is my first ever post, so i am kind of nervous lmao ;;
Characters: Cypher, Killjoy and Yoru
Theme: Fluff ig
Warnings: None
Cypher
He would be the really, if not the most worried of them all.
He still has trouble accepting the death of Nora and his family, but since he met you, things have gotten easier for him
He couldnt bear losing you too.
He would lose himself while trying to find your killer.
The moment that he is informed by Sage, or Skye that you are unconscious, he leaves everything he was doing and rushes to you.
After that incident, expect to have cameras all over your room.
He also requests to be in every mission that you are put in, so he could watch over you silently with his Operator.
"I couldnt imagine losing you, you nearly scared me into death. Dont ever do that again, please." He unhooked the straps of his mask, and hugs you tightly while covering his face in the crook of your neck. When you are allowed to go back into your bedroom, expect him to sleep with you, he also set up his tripwires around your bedroom.
The morning after, theres fresh Moroccan tea waiting for you on the nightstand and a breakfast he prepared, well tried.
Killjoy
Poor girl would sweat bullets worrying for you, she will set up her alarm bot in your rooms door just to be cautious.
When she heard you were heavily injured, she was stressing out, hoping you were okay.
The next morning, she was already there when you woke up and bombs you with questions of what happened.
Would also try her best to take care of you, but lets be honest, she cant even take care of herself medical wise. Always forgets to take medications because she is cought up working late.
You would have to end up telling her to go to sleep because she works extra hard on her robots to make you safer on the battlefiels.
If you are on a mission she is not assigned in, she would slip one of her robots in your bag before youre flying off.
"Mein gott, please be safer! You gave me a heart attack, i was so worried...Why didnt you call for backup? Wait, were the mics not working?! I have to work on them more, this wouldnt have happened..!" She starty blaming herself for letting you get hurt, even if she wasnt there, if the earpieces wouldve worked, maybe Phoenix or Jett couldve helped you.
She hugs you tightly and wraps her puffy jacket over the both of you. After that day, she spends entire nights trying to create better pieces.
Expect to have her worrying the shit out of herself for the next few missions and you have to calm her down.
Yoru
He fights back the urge to teleport to you that instant, but he will never admit that.
Probably the most grumpiest about it of them all.
When he hears that youve been seriously hurt, he gets all moody and will snap at anyone who tries to assure him that youll be fine.
He goes and sends you gifts while you are unconscious, but denied everything if you ask him about it.
He always tags along in your missions, and always have a teleport ready by your side.
If it was his other self who have injured you, he would distance himself, worried that you are now scared of him.
He would blame himself for not being there but he wouldnt ever let the egoistical facade crumble infront of everyone.
"How could you end up in that situation dumbass?! I always told you to call me if youre in trouble! Tch, cant you be more carefull?!" He scolds you a lot after that but he truly cares about you, he would tell the healer who tends you, to be extra watchfull for any minor injuries too. He would he more grumpy for a few days but return to his normal self when you are all healed. Probably will tell you to back off for the next mission because youre too weak, but in reality he is just worried that your wounds may open up.
Thats it, i hope it was good and i apologize for any minor spelling mistakes i did ;; I take any requests but i am in school so it is difficult a little but ill do the requests in about 2 days max! Please dm me to requests because i forget comments
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