#this is cursed im sorry

[chaotic-goodsir]

Mutual 1: need more people to worship me honestly. it's what I deserve uwu

Mutual 2: *uquiz that's entirely musical theatre lyrics* 

Mutual 3: *that one post about a bf being someone you're allowed to bite occasionally*

Mutual 4: *gifset so long it's under a readmore* #👀👀

Mutual 5: putting that man in a box and shaking him around like a stim toy 💛 #ted spankoffski 

Mutual 6: *reblog of Mutual 5's post* some of you really need to think about the way you interact with mortals

Mutual 3: *web-weaving post about cannibalism* #me and who??? #😋

Mutual 4: *haunted theme park aesthetic post* #👀👀👀

Mutual 5: love to put that guy in Situations 💛 #ted spankoffski  

Mutual 2: DNI if you: 

- Don't like musicals

- Believe humanity deserves free will

Mutual 1: the concept of ownership is meaningless capitalism is a lie material objects cannot fill the void in your soul 

Mutual 4: *reblog of Mutual 5's post* #👀👀👀👀👀 #op did you see that there's another one? 👀

Mutual 5: Entirely new guy discovered!! updates to follow 💛 #pete spankoffski

Mutual 1: starting a new life as a marketable plushie uwu pick me up at your local toyzone

Mutual 6: Reminder for those who might need it: you are absolutely NOT required to love your family

[hotdogmchiggin]

Company Mandated Fancy Fits on the Tulpar 😏

Also had to include the REAL star of the show (and a bonus)

Based off of this and this. Thank you very much joetastic for being inspirational 👍

The REAL reason this is late

[goryhorroor]

horror sub-genres: children horror

[mikelogan]

TOP 5 TUMBLR POP CULTURE MOMENTS OF 2024

@lgbtqcreators creator bingo

[astllee]

"The Muse" by Fabian Perez for shits and giggles

[thatonechocogirl]

"but your lore just got really sick"

[medicalunprofessional]

sorry guys they finally showed me peak fiction . Its called “phantom of the paradise”

[noisetwister]

the batfam but dick never told anyone about tim’s violent rampage as red robin during bruce’s disappearance.

*in an argument* tim: at least i’m not as bloodthirsty and violent as you! jason: you literally killed so many people when bruce was missing tim! you crossed lines even i wouldn’t, so what’s that about???

*the whole room goes silent, everyone slowly turns their head towards jason as tim just glares at the floor. dick is sending a desperate “ABORT. STOP.” signal with his eyes while making a cut-throat motion with his hands, damian is staring at tim in absolute disbelief and bruce, who was reading the newspaper, just peers over the top with a strained smile and goes: “what lines did he cross, jason?”. chaos ensues.*

bonus: alfred just sipping tea while observing the whole shouting match from the kitchen. he won’t intrude, he’s been waiting for this to happen for a very, very long time.

[cowardlykrow]

“Not my circus, not my monkeys”… Except those are his monkeys and they are the circus

[mintypsii]

yk adorable group hug and luffy moment aside, did zoro just kick the ground . after he was hugged . is this show even real

sorry but the way nami went 🤨🏳️‍🌈 TWICE

[phukbang]

what actually happened

[alicornze7]

Silly guys goin' on silly adventures:]

@rorydrawsandwrites's puppeteer au but the only difference is that jax gives consent

My contribution to this wonderful au has been long overdue:')

Rambling in tags ehe (cw: ribbun:p)

Well maybe it's not the only difference

[elsecrytt]

curse technique concept:

your technique can make anyone fall in love with you. it's not permanent, but the emotions are extremely real, and powerful, wearing off over time unless refreshed.

the technique is activated by eye contact.

you've also taken a binding vow - you cannot activate your technique at will, it's always on. this makes your technique much stronger than it should be.

so you run around with a blindfold, much like gojo, just to prevent making random people fall in love with you.

it's not so bad, really!

growing up, your parents would wear eyepatches - with only one eye making contact, the technique was half as effective!

except... if the effectiveness of the technique increases proportionally with the number of eyes... well...

[parallelpie]

First off this absolutely cursed AU was inspired by Lemonomelette and a post they made -X Secondly I imagine it all being about bots and cons trying to one up each others factions and not actually helping in any serious way because their too busy with their own faction bs.

Think of two rival car dealerships across the street one upping each other to get business and instead of business with cars its interstellar robot fairys trying to woo sm children to let them grant their inconsequential wishes (which may or may not be worth it) instead of the other guy next door.

[c0ffeeb1ack]

hey can we talk about how fucking nonsensical and disgustingly cheap the utopian One True Timeline (OTT) is? why are the swedes playing fucking frisbee????? why is the handler in athleisure taking a nice little run through the park?? i guarantee you OTT handler would be like evilly reenacting the devil wears prada at some high end fashion company.

this is literally just a different skin on the same fucking "everyone is happy in heaven" bullshit that lucifer on netflix and supernatural both pulled in their finales. why can the peace and happiness these characters fought for their whole shows only be found in death???????

[jarold-rat]

You want to draw Benny brown so badly… and not make him pale or white at all… you want to draw Butch Deloria with brown skin like his 19year old model… and not make him white SO BADLY… you want to draw dean domino BLACK!!!!! DRAW ANYONE WITH FEATURES CLEARLY MEANT TO NOT BE WHITE… AS NOT WHITE…!!!!!!!!!