#this is cursed im sorry
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chaotic-goodsir · 1 year ago
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Mutual 1: need more people to worship me honestly. it's what I deserve uwu
Mutual 2: *uquiz that's entirely musical theatre lyrics* 
Mutual 3: *that one post about a bf being someone you're allowed to bite occasionally*
Mutual 4: *gifset so long it's under a readmore* #👀👀
Mutual 5: putting that man in a box and shaking him around like a stim toy 💛 #ted spankoffski 
Mutual 6: *reblog of Mutual 5's post* some of you really need to think about the way you interact with mortals
Mutual 3: *web-weaving post about cannibalism* #me and who??? #😋
Mutual 4: *haunted theme park aesthetic post* #👀👀👀
Mutual 5: love to put that guy in Situations 💛 #ted spankoffski  
Mutual 2: DNI if you: 
- Don't like musicals
- Believe humanity deserves free will
Mutual 1: the concept of ownership is meaningless capitalism is a lie material objects cannot fill the void in your soul 
Mutual 4: *reblog of Mutual 5's post* #👀👀👀👀👀 #op did you see that there's another one? 👀
Mutual 5: Entirely new guy discovered!! updates to follow 💛 #pete spankoffski
Mutual 1: starting a new life as a marketable plushie uwu pick me up at your local toyzone
Mutual 6: Reminder for those who might need it: you are absolutely NOT required to love your family
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goryhorroor · 7 months ago
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horror sub-genres: children horror
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astllee · 3 months ago
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"The Muse" by Fabian Perez for shits and giggles
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medicalunprofessional · 7 months ago
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sorry guys they finally showed me peak fiction . Its called “phantom of the paradise”
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noisetwister · 2 years ago
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the batfam but dick never told anyone about tim’s violent rampage as red robin during bruce’s disappearance.
*in an argument* tim: at least i’m not as bloodthirsty and violent as you! jason: you literally killed so many people when bruce was missing tim! you crossed lines even i wouldn’t, so what’s that about???
*the whole room goes silent, everyone slowly turns their head towards jason as tim just glares at the floor. dick is sending a desperate “ABORT. STOP.” signal with his eyes while making a cut-throat motion with his hands, damian is staring at tim in absolute disbelief and bruce, who was reading the newspaper, just peers over the top with a strained smile and goes: “what lines did he cross, jason?”. chaos ensues.*
bonus: alfred just sipping tea while observing the whole shouting match from the kitchen. he won’t intrude, he’s been waiting for this to happen for a very, very long time.
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cowardlykrow · 9 months ago
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“Not my circus, not my monkeys”… Except those are his monkeys and they are the circus
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mintypsii · 1 year ago
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yk adorable group hug and luffy moment aside, did zoro just kick the ground . after he was hugged . is this show even real
sorry but the way nami went 🤨🏳️‍🌈 TWICE
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phukbang · 1 month ago
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what actually happened
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thatonechocogirl · 3 months ago
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"but your lore just got really sick"
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putterphubase · 1 month ago
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I wish it'd snow a lot. I want to step on the snow, have snowball fights, and make a snowman.
LET FREE THE CURSE OF TAEKWONDO | EP. 2
bonus: juyeong making 'snow'
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elsecrytt · 3 months ago
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curse technique concept:
your technique can make anyone fall in love with you. it's not permanent, but the emotions are extremely real, and powerful, wearing off over time unless refreshed.
the technique is activated by eye contact.
you've also taken a binding vow - you cannot activate your technique at will, it's always on. this makes your technique much stronger than it should be.
so you run around with a blindfold, much like gojo, just to prevent making random people fall in love with you.
it's not so bad, really!
growing up, your parents would wear eyepatches - with only one eye making contact, the technique was half as effective!
except... if the effectiveness of the technique increases proportionally with the number of eyes... well...
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parallelpie · 10 months ago
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First off this absolutely cursed AU was inspired by Lemonomelette and a post they made -X Secondly I imagine it all being about bots and cons trying to one up each others factions and not actually helping in any serious way because their too busy with their own faction bs.
Think of two rival car dealerships across the street one upping each other to get business and instead of business with cars its interstellar robot fairys trying to woo sm children to let them grant their inconsequential wishes (which may or may not be worth it) instead of the other guy next door.
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hell-fm · 2 months ago
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Ugh this annoying guy
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c0ffeeb1ack · 4 months ago
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hey can we talk about how fucking nonsensical and disgustingly cheap the utopian One True Timeline (OTT) is? why are the swedes playing fucking frisbee????? why is the handler in athleisure taking a nice little run through the park?? i guarantee you OTT handler would be like evilly reenacting the devil wears prada at some high end fashion company.
this is literally just a different skin on the same fucking "everyone is happy in heaven" bullshit that lucifer on netflix and supernatural both pulled in their finales. why can the peace and happiness these characters fought for their whole shows only be found in death???????
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jarold-rat · 5 months ago
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You want to draw Benny brown so badly… and not make him pale or white at all… you want to draw Butch Deloria with brown skin like his 19year old model… and not make him white SO BADLY… you want to draw dean domino BLACK!!!!! DRAW ANYONE WITH FEATURES CLEARLY MEANT TO NOT BE WHITE… AS NOT WHITE…!!!!!!!!!
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inkskinned · 1 year ago
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we heard that you were very disappointed in us both as a generation and specifically as a generation of women (emphasis yours), how we had let ourselves go and now we were slutty and ill-tempered and holding onto notions of feminism like "having a savings account" and "equality."
we were very sorry about it, we didn't realize. it is very hard for you, in your life, because your entire definition was centered around the word providing, and that's a really vague and undulating word. it is hard to be a provider. for your purposes, the word provider here can be defined as "having a job", although it sometimes also extends to "doing yard work", "grilling on occasion," and "knowing basic car anatomy."
we had to do some reading but we divided it out. do not worry. high-value women will fill in the rest of the gaps of your life - all those silly feminine things like doing the dishes. we didn't realize we had asked too much when we asked you to pick up after yourself. we did not realize you were rendered small and scared and crying about the possibility of doing the laundry. here is a joke to lighten the sentiment: a man that listens when you talk to him.
we heard about how we had fallen from glory and it sickened us and made us very, very sad. lindsey had to cut all her hair off and tara threw up. we lit one million candles and we are going to have a vigil about it tonight. all of the people in this world that you do not approve of are going to be there and we will all be in mourning colors because we have lost your respect which is of course the only thing that any of us were looking for.
we searched around our bedrooms and our closets and for some of us it took a while but we all found the pricetag that we were originally born with, the one that gave our listing offer, the one that smells like rot and pine needles. we were horrified because many of us had taken deductions and hadn't realized it. i had scraped my knees and decided to be a lesbian so they had to take my voicebox out so i could never call home again. janice had been with too many people overall so we had to put her into the big squisher that will hopefully collapse her walls so that when you're with her, you'll feel so big and powerful. it will be like you're conquering something instead of being close with someone.
we are all going to the funeral of feminism and we will tear at our bodies and fall over ourselves. we will invite you onstage for a live recording of your podcast about the occasional minor inconvenience of self-reflection. you will talk about how we have targeted you and made you feel the sweat slick down your back, and we will teach you basic self-defense out of solidarity.
do not worry, we are seeing to all the outliers. taylor asked to be taken seriously so we have shipped her off to prison. laura asked you to accept her femininity regardless of her presentation. you will be happy to hear all women are now and forever going to have to be small and thin and pretty and white and ablebodied and quiet and unassuming and ladylike, which is different than how society has previously told us to act.
i am going to have to shave off my jawline, which is a little masculine, and they are going to have to reshape my hands, which are very square and thick - all the work i've done with them has made their veins stand out, so we're just going to have to exsanguinate me. i am horrified to have been out in public like this.
we are going to sit around the campfire and we will talk about being weird little girls that made potions in pink teacups. we will talk about the first time we made a difference. we will talk about the private lives of crickets, and then, at the stroke of three in the morning (the witching hour, obviously) - we will all promptly shut up.
and this will be your beautiful world. this silence that spans every corner of every street and every zoom meeting and every alley. i do not think you'll notice at first - it will be the same as every television show and movie and book. we will all just simply sit there in our doll dresses and smile blithely at your advances and none of us will do you the dishonor of answering and none of us will appear to be in distress and none of us will nag you or make a fuss or get hysterical about it. it will just be quiet, and you will say finally, some peace for once! and we will smell of smoke and our teeth will be white and the next day will come.
tonight we are going to bury the last little bits of our humanity. you are not invited. it is going to be ugly.
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