#this is ass tbh

[issues4him]

how rafe would react to innocent!reader wearing lingerie under her dress for valentine’s day

cw : sexual themes, cussing, foreplay, mentions of sex, idk guys i’m just horny

rafe’s lips were slick on your neck and hands tight on your waist. he walked you backwards slowly until the back of your legs met the end of your bed. his hands traveled up towards your shoulders, fingertips sneaking underneath the fabric or your dress’ sleeves. “my beautiful girl…” he whispered against your neck, his breath was hot—god, he was hot.

his fingers hooked underneath your sleeves, pulling them down your arms. but stopped midway down your bicep.

“what the fuck is…“ rafe’s deep voice halted as he saw the lacey, pink bra strap peeking out. he glanced into your eyes for a second before tugging the sleeve of your red dress down your arms.

“well, i…i just thought—y’know maybe you’d like it…” your voice was quiet, nervous for his reaction to the bubblegum-colored lingerie your beautiful body was clothed in. slowly, rafe’s gaze hardened as he pulled your dress all the way down to your ankles, letting it pool around your feet. he bent down on one knee, gripping your hips, keeping his blue eyes attached to your mid drift.

the lingerie itself wasn’t anything crazy intricate. you were much too scared to spend more time in that store than needed. your hands were already sweaty earlier that afternoon just staring at the bright pink victoria’s secret sign inside the mall. “i’m doing this for rafe, im doing this for rafe.” is what you kept telling yourself as you tip-toed through the store, ultimately grabbing the first valentines-ey set you seen. embarrassment flooded your face as you walked to the register. the cashier smirked at your bashful demeanor. “your face is as red as a rose, honey. how festive.” the older woman snickered and scanned the price tag—$100?!?!

rafe’s large, rough hands caressed the back of your thighs, pulling you slightly closer to him. the tip of his nose tickled just under your belly button. his eyes fluttered shut at your new “sexy” and “irresistible” perfume scent—or that’s how the cashier described it.

his puppy dog-like eyes peered up at you, gripping your thighs a bit tighter. awe—you thought to yourself. your hands came up to pet his buzzed head, soaking in the sight beneath you.

“y-woah!” you yelped as your boyfriend picked you up almost effortlessly and plopped your body onto the bed. he didn’t even bother taking off his clothes as he crawled on top of you. your lips met in an intimate, warm kiss.

he pulled away, moving his sloppy kisses down your body, your breath quickening with each passing second.

he paused right as he got to your soaked panties, giving them a small kiss before looking up at you. “where’d you get this outfit?” he asked as he hooked your legs over his shoulders.

“victoria’s secret.” you answered, supporting your upper body on your elbows. rafe looked back down at your pussy, moving the fabric to the side. his mouth watered at the sight of your glistening cunt, drenched in arousal. he glanced up at you with a stupid, boyish grin and an approving nod.

“keep it bookmarked in your apple maps f’me, baby.”

[sp00ki-gh0ulz]

jhitposting bc this is all i can do with a broken art tablet </3

[hamletthedane]

The movie Wicked is proof that any source material can be vastly improved by simply making the intense female friendship much gayer + the mutual male love interest both wildly bisexual and lowkey down to just be their third

[lowkeydivine]

Underrated panel

[siyaazu]

True pacifist ending.

[me-beef]

@strangeravatar made a great point

i was gonna focus on the spike-hotboxing-celestia aspect but i got distracted somewhere along the way and i think i forgot what joke i was trying to make

but dont you think its interesting how many guards of the exact same color/body type she's managed to accrue?? i do

ooohh you want to go look at our stickers so bad

[roscoe-me-and-this-fuckin-kid]

[shotmrmiller]

being at a restaurant because of a blind date set up from a friend but the thing is you don't remember his name, or what he looks like- did she even tell you what he looks like?

you quietly sit there, fingers tapping a restless rhythm on the polished mahogany tabletop, your wine glass stained red with tonight's indulgence, stands as empty as your stomach. just when you're about to wave a hand to your waiter, a massive brute of a man crashes into the chair across from you with so much force that you can hear the wood groan under his bulk.

he settles into it, unhurried, as if he wasn't 20 minutes late, his worn leather jacket creaking as he does before leaning forward and resting his forearms on the table, and the silver wear rattles with the impact.

then he looks at you with an unsettling intensity, irises so dark they blend into the pupils and asks if you've been waiting long.

you've a mind to leave him there but you're hungry- starved, really- and he's going to cover the check so you might as well stay and get your free dinner. "doesn't matter now, does it?"

you shoot a quick text to your friend, telling her that he- simon- is here and slip your phone back in your bag, not reading the messages she sends back until the morning after, when your head pounds in rhythm with your sex.

who's simon?

[temeyes]

when ur captain asks u to hold the flashlight for him

[cosmichorrorlesbians]

The scariest movie I have ever seen.

[ruushes]

uhh shadowheart hip freckle. if you were wondering.

[crowatyourwindow]

Kenji and his cow Hanako II were the best duo from wan change my mind

[isjasz]

🌕Total Eclipse🌑

Writer: @zipzapzooooooom Editor: @onawhimsicot

Assistance: @gingermaple @kunehokki @corvidaearts @/mybrotherjoso7

and THE AMAZING COVER by googly88fancy!!

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NO WAY HERE IT IS part 1 of MY TEAM'S COMIC!! FOR @hotguycomiczine !!!!! :D

I pour my blood sweat and tears into this one fr. HGCZ is the most insane project i've been in and I am so so proud of it <3 Big giant shoutout to everyone that ended up in my team, without any of you I couldn't have done it and ty for putting up with my shit HASHDSAEHEGLP. <333

If you haven't yet checked out the entire monster of this amazing zine, def do so here! 🏹

Part 2 will be posted tmr but if u dont want to left on a cliffhanger. pspsppspssps🪤

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