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in moodboard making mood, so... if anyone has any requests I'll try to make them
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MELLL DROP ANOTHER UU! SWAGDOONS DOODLE AND MY LIFE IS YOURS FOR THE TAKING 🫡🫡🫡🫡
ofc anon, here you go. gay people
also a little odyssey duo sketch because i rewatched the clip and parrot just silently looked at wifies right after it, and it still makes me laugh
#swagdoons#ashswag#reddoons#wifies#parrotx2#parrot doesnt like gay people and its all swagdoons's fault#unstable universe#also if anyone asks no i didnt mess up ash's line#none of you saw anything and no one will believe you#☆ my art .#☆ request .
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EVERY REASON (that i can think of) AS TO WHY TURBO/KING CANDY IS NEURODIVERGENT 💥💥
i would like to make a disclaimer first and foremost about the obvious, being that Turbo/King Candy is heavily implied to have narcissistic personality disorder (NPD) and antisocial personality disorder (ASPD). Very often, characters with these disorders are portrayed as villains, and Turbo is no exception to this. There's nothing wrong with antagonistic characters having said disorders, per se, but when the only representation available for people with these conditions are found in characters you're not supposed to root for, it can be really disheartening. i won't be erasing these parts of him because i feel it would be in poor taste to gloss over those core elements of who he is, but plz keep in mind that having any kind of personality disorder doesn't make anyone inherently evil!!!🌞 your ACTIONS make you, not your brain
Also if anyone has any suggestions or other ideas for his neurodiversity, i would love to hear them! please do share!! I LOVE PSYCHOANALYZING CHARACTERS AND HEARING OTHER PEOPLE PSYCHOANALYZE THEM !!!! YAY🎉 if u agree or disagree with any of my points I'd love to discuss them further :-]
without further ado... click read more to find out…😈 be ready for a lot of reaches
💥 ADHD 💥
STIMMING
Turbo's constantly moving around in some way; he's a very expressive character! even as King Candy, he can't seem to conceal his frequent giggling. it's a big habit of his; he seems to do it involuntarily to regulate himself, including when he's nervous or uncomfortable.
he seems to display other repetitive behaviors as well, like doing his iconic thumbs-up pose, sticking out his tongue, or hopping around gleefully. he is but a jovial court jester..
i personally like to think that his phrases, "Turbo-tastic!" and "Have some candy!" are vocal stims of his, although i equally really love the interpretation that these (and the aforementioned stims) are tics :-]
another headcanon; i think it would make a lot of sense for him to have an oral fixation of some sort (ignoring the whole sigmund freud part of the term ermm...); just lots of biting, chewing, needing to have something in his mouth. It would align with the whole idea that he smokes, too
HYPERACTIVITY
we can clearly see throughout the film that Turbo has a lot of energy, made abundantly clear by his mannerisms and general behavior. he's constantly moving, using exaggerated expressions and gestures to communicate + express himself. He's one of the most animated and bouncy characters in the movie, next to Vanellope! it's silly how a character not very grounded in reality is such a threat, but i suppose that's what makes him so threatening in the first place...
another factor in this is how he is very adrenaline-seeking, craving activities that give him a rush (sugar rush...😂😂). more on that in a bit!!
HYPERFIXATION
Turbo's fixation with winning is all-consuming for him; it's an obsession. he doesn't appear to care about much else, if anything besides it. this could be interpreted as a hyperfixation for him (or special interest if ur all about that autism lifestyle), as it overtakes all of his focus and impedes every process of his mind.
it's clear that racing is much more than a passion for him, and while that fact is due to how he was programmed, it's a major character trait of his regardless that could be correlated to neurodivergence.
HYPERFOCUS
There seems to be a big theme of "all or nothing" when it comes to Turbo. he will either be fully dedicated to something or brush it aside without a second thought. it can't be denied that he fully wraps himself up in what he wants, whether it's a conflict he can't let go of or a new pursuit he's hungrily chasing after.
ultimately, his dedication varies depending on if it is relevant to him and his interests or not, but this aspect of him still shares patterns with neurodivergent thought processes.
INSTANT GRATIFICATION
Seeing as he has a tendency to cheat in his use of code to spawn in whatever his heart desires, it can be assumed that this could do with Turbo wanting instant gratification to fill that bitter, empty void inside of him. while this could simply be brushed aside as greed and his belief that he is obligated to have access to whatever he wants, this trait is consistent with his generally dopamine-seeking behavior and wanting to be instantly rewarded by his actions. His obsession with needing to feel good directly relates to his need for another buzz, constantly after the next rush. (a sugar rush if you will☺☺☺)
ADRENALINE-SEEKING
Closely related to the previous speculation, Turbo always seems to be chasing his next high. he loves the thrill of action and being surrounded by crowds of people below him. it's why his big thing is racing! people cheer him on, he can do whatever he wants, he can go really fast and look cool..
it's possible that a big aspect of why he does this is to distract himself from any kind of pain, because pain = vulnerability. bro does NOT know how to independently cope with his own problems.. HE MAD AS HELLLLL!!! 😂😂
STRUGGLE WITH SELF CARE
(i know this is reaching but bear with me... 🐻) going off of his appearance and tendency to make poor decisions, it can be gathered that this man lacks skill in the self care department. his yellowing teeth and sunken eyes not only serve to complement his design, but also give way to the idea that he neglects himself in favor for whatever weird scheme he's up to.
of course, Turbo does prioritize himself above everyone else, but he doesn't strike me as the type to care much about how others think he smells. him being a bother to anyone isn't a concern of his. he cares about whatever gets him the most praise and attention from as many people as possible, which is winning and racing. Who cares about how clean he is when he's up on a podium holding a shiny, golden trophy, anyway?
It's likely that he had to step his game up when he went under disguise as king candy, which is why he looks well-groomed in comparison to his more corpse-like appearance. Ugly hoe. it can also be assumed that he's had more time to focus on himself because everyone loves him without question... Well, except for Vanellope, but who cares about her, right?
also, i know he makes a condescending comment to Ralph about how bad his breath smells, but it's made abundantly clear that Turbo is a massive hypocrite. his comment doesn't erase the possibility that he has suffered from such "halitosis" as well.
💥 ANXIETY 💥
GENERAL ANXIOUS BEHAVIOR
i know, i know, this could technically be chalked up to be "Turbo is nervously giggling and shit because he's scared of getting caught," but guys. g
even in the flashback scene, we can see how easily stressed he can become in an alarmingly short period of time. he is extremely insecure, therefore i am led to believe he is not only emotionally dysregulated, but also by extension, anxiety ridden.
yes, this is purely speculative, but who's to say that he wasn't like this before? being high-strung and intense are significant facets of his personality consistently portrayed throughout the film. as long as he is getting exactly what he wants, he is happy; the moment he loses even a blip of control, however, he immediately grows extremely tense.
if Turbo wasn't anxious about his disguise as King Candy before, he was anxious about how much attention he was receiving on a given day. if not that, then he'd be anxious over how he presents himself. He hates how he can't control how other people perceive him, which is why he is constantly trying to act like he's better than he is.
its why he justifies his behavior to himself, proudly making others refer to him as the "rightful ruler" of sugar rush and relishing in the attention of his countless underlings. Any secure and stable person would NOT ACT LIKE THIS!!!!😭😭😭
FIGHT OR FLIGHT
As we can see a handful of times on screen, Turbo's instinct to protect himself is very easily activated.
his fear manifests in anger and aggression. we can see at multiple points how easy it is to upset him or fluster him; his anger is one side of the same coin, the opposite end being his fear and paranoia.
Going off of this point, have you noticed that Turbo is either satisfied or furious without much of an in-between? how the second something isn't under his manipulation, he lashes out and fights back? I'm led to believe that this is how he responds to fear (AAUAAYAUUUUGGHHH 🐡🐡🐡🐡🐡🐡🐡). This guy is so against the idea of being vulnerable, that even when afraid, he will utilize violence to regain his dominance over the situation at hand.
CONTROL + PARANOIA
Turbo's always trying to writhe or fight his way out of uncomfortable situations, unable to exist outside of his comfort zone for seconds at a time.
his defensive, paranoid, and controlling behavior are all reflections of how deeply insecure this man is. He feels such an intense need for everything to go exactly how he expects it to go that the moment he senses any kind of threat, he instantly jumps to defend himself and what he feels that he has "earned," regardless of whether there truly is a threat or not.
this could potentially be a coping mechanism for his anxiety and sense of stability; can't forget to mention how territorial he is!! he jumps to conclusions about what others' intentions are before they even get a chance to reply, as seen with his first encounter with Ralph in the movie.
the racer is so internally discombobulated that he seeks any sense of stability on his environment, including on those around him. his sense of self is so warped that he copes with constant distraction; being under the spotlight, being actively racing, having to be showered with attention, having others make him feel good because he doesn't know how to do it for himself. he needs to feel like everything is under control, lest everything falls apart.
"...if there's ONE thing I can't abide, it's ANYTHING out of order!"
💥 NPD 💥
INFLATED SENSE OF SELF IMPORTANCE
Turbo's most in-your-face trait above all else. It's made more than crystal clear in every scene he's in that his arrogance is a determining factor in how he interacts with others. This is exactly what drives him to desperately crave admiration, to chase after others he's envious of because he thinks he is obligated to take what they have.
he seems to genuinely think he is entitled to get whatever he wants, just because he is inherently "special" or "better" than everyone else. Why else would he have made himself a king, a step above princess?
EXCESSIVE NEED FOR ADMIRATION
Turbo's self worth is COMPLETELY dependent on the opinions of children and teenagers. I think i don't need to say any more than that, but i will. (Evil).
As cartoonishly massive as his ego is, i think that it's fair to assume that Turbo has a very unstable sense of self, distorting his perception of his own worth down with it. his near-constant flaunting and need to be the best is a dead giveaway to his deeply-ridden self-doubt. The foundation of his stability is built around how "good" he is (at racing and winning), how powerful he is, whether or not he is being prioritized above everyone else, whether or not he is the absolute best, etc. etc.
The racer outright manipulates others to shower him with admiration and undeserved appreciation. He is incapable of forming a true sense of internal value, instead heavily and codependently relying on others to form it for him. if he isn't the best, he may as well just be nothing.
INTENSE JEALOUSY
He reacts so severely to what he perceives as others taking away what is rightfully his that it only goes to solidify my previous points even further. the second someone else is getting more attention than him, Turbo will bend over backwards to rip back the praise he believes he so rightly deserves.
being extremely competitive, he will one-up against anyone he thinks of as a threat, dedicating himself to taking them down to the best of his ability, and making sure they STAY down to top it all off.
INABILITY TO HANDLE CRITICISM
if we really dissect the entire one-off joke with Turbo insisting that his stolen pink castle is actually "salmon," along with all of his other domineering behaviors, we can garner that he is very persistent in how he wants others to view him. i wholeheartedly believe that this would translate into him not only being defensive over his supposed "ownership" of Sugar Rush, but also over himself and his own insecurities.
He needs to feel good about himself or else he will die and quite literally try to kill everyone.
LACK OF EMPATHY
He appears to have a fondness for making jokes in very poor taste. Turbo has a big sense of humor, but it's always at the expense of others. Be it a pun about a "fungeon," or jumping to protect himself with a joke about "hitting a guy with glasses," he has a tendency to take serious situations very lightly. It's not that he's unaware of the weight of it; he simply doesn't take it Seriously.
its admittedly impressive how he was able to feign empathy so well for Ralph; it goes to show how he is very capable of understanding that what he's doing is wrong, but ultimately does nothing to change his behavior because it doesn't impact him personally.
i would like to honor this part of him, because even in the possible alternate path of a redemption arc, his struggle with empathy can be explored in a variety of interesting ways :-] he can understand complicated emotions and situations on an analytical level, but he doesn't feel for them unless it has to do with him specifically. (this obviously doesn't make him inherently evil, his ACTIONS make him evil)
💥 ASPD 💥
LACK OF REMORSE/GUILT
One of Turbo's core characteristics is just how far he is willing to go for his own self-interest with lack of regard for how it impacts everyone else. he has absolutely no concern for how anyone else feels besides himself, willing to go so far as to attempt to mutilate a 9-year-old to achieve his petty goals.
Turbo is shameless when it comes to how he goes about getting his way. While I'd like to believe he isn't fully incapable of feeling regret, he doesn't showcase feeling it in the movie itself. The most regret he'll feel is when he slips up and exposes himself. anything else is the fault of everyone else; he is untouchable in his eyes.
DECEITFUL TENDENCIES + LYING
Where do i even start with this one.
well, first of all, let's acknowledge the... erm, horse? in the room? 🐎😅(Please someone help me there is a horse in my room help helphel) being that Turbo went under disguise as King Candy for at least a decade. Even before this, there's a good chance that he's already had plenty of experience with lies and manipulation. i'd be willing to bet on this!!
one of his specialties is being proficient in manipulation, be it the code of games or the minds of people. theyre basically the same thing to him, anyway... I'm sure you all know the scene where he uses 16 manipulation tactics against Ralph and wins. this was Obviously not the first time he'd done this.
REPETITION OF HARMFUL BEHAVIORS
Time and time again, Turbo can't seem to help himself when it comes to poor decision-making. he never internalizes that his bad choices aren't JUST bad for others, but also for himself, continuing to escalate further and further into very dangerous behaviors until he literally dies.
Here's a list of bad decisions he has made! (at least, that we know of)
Pinning himself above his peers
Harassment + stalking
Carelessly charging through GCS with his car, endangering countless civilians
Attempting to take over a game that isn't his x2
Vehicular manslaughter
Implied mass murder + attempted murder, attempted mutilation
Mass endangerment
Breaking and entering, theft, usurpation, plagiarism
and more!!!!!!!
AND HE LEARNS FROM ABSOLUTELY NONE OF THIS!!! with some of the items listed here, he's attempted to do multiple times! Absolute buffoon.
RECKLESS DISREGARD FOR SAFETY OF SELF AND OTHERS
Considering how he was willing to charge into a game that wasn't his own with the awareness that it could permanently kill him, going as far as to recklessly crash into another car (albeit it's possible this was unintentional), it's easy to gather that he doesn't seem to consider anyone's safety at all in the spur of the moment.
IMPULSITIVITY
his impulsivity and disregard for safety both go hand-in-hand. When it gets to a certain point, Turbo's emotions will boil over and blow up in a cold rage, thus causing him to spiral and act on impulse, becoming a detrimental force to himself as well as everyone around him.
What's interesting is how much restraint he is capable of; he typically is very strategic in how he orchestrates his plans! but once he reaches his breaking point, he snaps and leaves all of his hard work behind in favor of something that calls for his immediate attention.
💥 ETC. 💥
extra tidbits i didnt have enough energy to fully delve into :-]
BPD
Fear of abandonment
Blurry sense of identity
Feelings of emptiness
Self destructive tendencies
Emotional instability
Explosive anger
ODD (oppositional defiant disorder)
He seems so infatuated with his own autonomy that he gets to the point of being resistant and defiant
Resisting against the rules of the world that he directly caused as a result of his own actions, being that one shouldn't "go Turbo."
Enjoys upsetting/getting a rise out of others. this is more speculative as i am going off of the assumption that he thinks pissing people off is funny, based on his other behavioral patterns. (cruel sense of humor, wanting to feel above others via control & manipulation, enjoyment of inflicting pain onto others)
Forcefully defends himself and refuses any kind of criticism
Lashes out when he feels slighted
Excessive persistence despite all odds, whether it's beneficial to him or not
ok bye!! thank you if you managed to read this far ^^ peace and love take care of yourself! all in all turbo is so neurodivergent ok please Okay <3 get this thing his meds
#flashing lights#<- ??#eyestrain#smoking mention#obligatory i don't support disney ⚠️#ITS FINALLY DONE OHHHH DEAR GOARD!!!!! I DID IT#i am COOKING SO hard#I HATE TURBO.#you have no idea what kinds of agony i had to undergo to make this post. i went thru more than the average veteran#accidentally posted this entire thing THREEEE TIIIIMES before it was finished and lost the drafts in the process. we persevere....#the people need to know about why turbo is neurodivergent(IMPORTATNT!!!)!!!!(!!!!!!!)#yeah yeah he did a lot of bad things but turbo is neurodivergent it wasnt his fault! its ok guys!#watch me kin him and ship myself with him at the same time#long post#character analysis#turbo#turbo wir#turbo wreck it ralph#king candy#king candy wir#king candy wreck it ralph#im melting him with a magnifying glass on the concrete until he is but a small grimy stain#Gyys start licking...... we can still save him#Hes a chew toy to me. Or stress toy.#Sorry ok ok ill stop rambling he just makes me sillayy🤪#ok i lied. whenever i think about him too hard i start shaking#churning him into a thick paste to spread onto a sandwich of sorts. tastes like old gummy sweets & diesel fuel with a hint of cigarette ash#i love being long winded and going on and on and on about stupid little assholes liek this guy#the countless essays i have written about him. u have no idea#wreck it ralph
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(Uh oh! Your tank has fainted! Would you like to flee the battle?)
#pokemon#mewtwo#mew#sm champion ash#sm professor peach#sm kanto prince indigo#fire red#shadowking#quest of a king#pepper blips#system#post#one more chapter and then i’m taking a small break to refresh and reload!#i am out of chapters :’D#well- im out of thumbnails#anyway!#everyone knew this was gonna happen#i ain’t make it no secret uwu#but this time instead of Indigo#it’s peach’s fault!#and she will carry this guilt for as long as she lives :)#she may nit be strong enough normally#but Ash was already on shaky legs#hehehe#event: world's collide
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#📹 @ASH's ☆ POST ᓚᘏᗢ#☆ why ⏖ ⁺ did you do this to me ⇘#⌒ was it somehow my fault . ⑅ ?#sort of based off real events#re; collections#lee know#minho#han#han jisung#jisung#stray kids#skz#minsung#lee know icons#lee know moodboard#minho icons#minho moodboard#han icons#han moodboards#jisung icons#jisung moodboard#han jisung icons#han jisung moodboard#stray kids icons#skz icons#skz moodboard#kpop#minsung icons#minsung moodboard#dark moodboard
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For anyone who argues that Chaol is not the most relatable character, during the entire duration of Tower of Dawn, I, too, wondered what Dorian was up to.
#chaol westfall#dorian x chaol#dorian havilliard#throne of glass#all jokes aside I think TOD was a great book and we love to see the character growth#but also chaol is a great character simply because he is only human and with all of his faults that all he gets to rely on#his own strength and that’s it#and his now very hot wife#we love yrene#the assassins blade#crown of midnight#heir of fire#queen of shadows#empire of storms#tower of dawn#kingdom of ash#sjm books#sjmaas#sjm#it’s possible I heard this somewhere but I literally can’t remember where so if there is an OG poster out there please feel free to let me#know so I can give credit where credit is due#i sleep deprived posted many things tonight I can’t remember
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*taps mic* anyone else cheered when ashler had a lil moment during episode 80?
#ry.speaks#sbg#ashler#tylyn#they were so cute ur honor#ash: it's my fault for dragging you guys here :(#ty: no it's not and if you blame yourself one more time i'll give you another carrot themed nickname#or something along those lines..
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ya ever think about sylvari... how do they do deal with heat control?
do they run fevers? do they get heat stroke/heat exhaustion/hypothermia? if they do, how do they regulate their temperature? do they sweat? if they do, is it sap? do they have an internal heating system? are they warm or cold blooded?
i like to think they're like lizards. they're cold blooded, so they're fine in hot conditions, but the cold slows them down to sluggish levels.
#I've been thinking that's all#gw2#sylvari#gw2 sylvari#yes this was inspired by cinalu and trahearne cuddling.#@averagebreadslice this is your fault :3#trahearne#<- tagging for the inspiration for this post#ash rambles
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tfw you're haunted by your old crush
#satohika#ashdawn#aadl#pearlshipping#|→ forever 10#comic#look is not my fault that ash's assigned blue looks like dawn hair blue#im a dawn stan first and foremost i will find references to her in everything
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Quixis keeping a little book of all the sherbs names. Little descriptions of them, and their brother's, and their worlds - their favorite flowers and favorite colors. Their favorite pastimes - their favorite *everything.* There's little details about all of them; their small habits and little nervous ticks; the way they speak and smile and laugh - the way they carry themself. Everything quixis would every *want* to remember about them. (And maybe they have little notes down about how each of them died. Have little notes about how long they survived in spite.) The book itself is covered in tear stains and blood, and the decay is slowly encroaching on the edges.
#headcanons for chat#ash's fault this time /lh#sherbertquake56#quixis#fable smp#fsmp#a tag to help find my own posts
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sorry if this ask sent twice! What's it like when Ash becomes a princess? Is her personality explained by the "loss" she suffered during the carriage accident, or were there always people who suspected that something else must've happened that day?
A mix of a couple factors I think. The original princess who Ash replaced grew up in seclusion for most of her life due to a terminal sickness she'd been born with. She had been called for by the king (who wanted to see if her health had improved. it hadn't) and was on her way when the regrettable incident happened and she died.
When the search party came upon Ash in the wreckage, not enough people had known of the original princess's appearance well to notice if she looked different (the original corpse was burnt beyond recognition and discarded somewhere) and the king was selfishly pleased that the princess' affliction had seemingly been fully healed. Later on, when Ash's sadistic nature became more apparent, people were willing to turn a blind eye because of her royal status. And when war befell them, they were even more willing to excuse her behaviour when she proved herself to be a fearsome asset on the battlefield.
The remaining people who had known of the original princess definitely noticed the changes to her appearance/personality but were too scared to bring it up publically. So instead, rumours began circulating that a monster had been brought back in the princess's place.
Ash, for what it's worth, didn't do much to dissuade these rumours. In her opinion, they were pretty accurate.
#askbox#what a regrettable incident indeed#that poor original princess#not her fault ash liked the look of that crown#not her fault her attendants lashed out in fear at the sight of a black wolf watching them silently#and definitely not her fault that blood seemed to inexplicably get on the wheels of her carriage which then seemed to gain a life of its ow#she died fast. dont worry#red didnt let her suffer
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Hyperfixation on X-men and Nightcrawler specifically has come out of nowhere at full force
#ash talks#I legit got marvel unlimited just so I can start reading the comics#this is x-men ‘97s fault#x men#x men 97#nightcrawler
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girl help, the pokemon youtubers are calling Battling The Enemy Within one of the worst pokeani episodes
#like okay. it's not my fault that you lack taste and appreciation for high art. literally.#if you can't appreciate the cultural impact that the possessed ash 3 days grace amvs had??? then that's a you problem#you don't like brandon? you don't like the king of pokelantis? you don't like NOOOOO and '....okay :D'??? you don't like the flying pyramid#pathetic.#this is all INCREDIBLY lighthearted and joking btw lmao. never take anything I say seriously#taylor's tag#pokemon#pokeani
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dw about it. he's just like that.
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#pokemon#pokeani#ash ketchum#trainer alain#gale shitposting#y'all can tag this as#megabondshipping#if you want. i won't stop you. but this is mostly just a joke about how alan is immediately ride or die the moment he decides he likes you#are you a friend? are you someone he cares about? have you reached social link level 2? alan will now die for you.#no you do not have a say in the matter#i saw this knight shitpost and immediately thought of alan tbh#ash is just the funniest option for the first person because it isn't a season of pokeani if he doesn't die at least five times#if you don't need more than one hand to count his almost deaths or actual deaths it's not pokeani#pikachu is giving ash the stinkeye because he damn well knows that 90% of those almost deaths are ash's fault.#he does not stop running headfirst into danger the moment he thinks someone needs help#pikachu is also giving alan the stinkeye because he knows alan isn't any better and/or is worse#you are both going to get yourselves in trouble for each other and then he has to bail both of you out. you are both giving him more work.#you're both horrible and give him heart attacks every day and he doesn't know why he likes either of you.#(it's because you'll run headfirst into danger for anyone regardless of whether they deserve it or not. and give him heart attacks)#this is pikachu's life this is the life he chose and he just has to deal with it now. alas.#fanart
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I'm trying really hard to give Bellara a chance but it's hard when everything she does from her role in the narrative to basic dialogue I'm just like There's no reason you couldn't have been Merrill
#sorry Merrill spent YEEEAARRRSSS studying and fixing the eluvian#only for BioWare to just like. toss her aside and have literally anyone else be Thee Eluvian Expert#please I want to see Merrill studying and fixing ancient elven artifacts!!! hello wtf#none of this is bellara's fault. but she could've been Merrill#this has been a post#ash plays datv#datv spoilers#dragon age
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I feel like something like this has to happen at least once to either Neil or Kevin. Someone mistakes Kevin Day for a lacrosse player and Andrew drags him away before his resulting rant can be recorded by surrounding parties. Or someone mistakes Neil and no one manages to get him away in time to deescalate the inevitable PR nightmare.
They were too busy making sure Kevin didn’t self-destruct to deal with the fact that Neil is sitting right there (regardless of who their mistake was centered around) and Neil is not very good at keeping his mouth shut.
Random Person: are you that lacrosse player? The one with a two? The Palmetto State Foxes won the…championships, right? I’ve just been thinking about getting into lacrosse and—
Neil, watching Kevin be dragged away: I know it’s not your fault that the complexities of Exy escape you and it must be really, really hard to be playing catch up whenever your fake friends mention something even mildly interesting, but attempting to drag him into whatever popularity contest you are failing is so laughably audacious that I’ll give you a chance to remove your many faults from my sight before things get ugly. No? You’ll have to tell Coach I tried, then. There isn’t much of a difference between lacrosse and Exy? No, keep talking. They’re walking away? Aww, are you surprised? That’s because they have more than one functioning brain cell. A foreign concept, I know, but there’s a reason they left you to come up here alone and it isn’t because they were generous enough to believe whatever far-fetched story you wove them. Consider yourself lucky I’m here instead of Kevin. Don’t look so worried, it’s only a chat.
#kevin day#andrew minyard#neil josten#david wymack#all for the game#aftg#exy#I got bored so I started thinking about neil this is his fault#wymack is here in spirit#and he is banging his head against the wall#ash has thoughts
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