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parenting
#dungeon meshi#delicious in dungeon#dunmeshi#chilchuck#chilchuck tims#izutsumi#i do not know if he'd actually encourage her to drink given his relationship with alcoholism but i think he'd crack open a cold one with he#his cat daughter. he is learning#astro art
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Dean taking on the cw when he finds out Cas could have been balls deep in him instead of that rusty nail
#supernatural#destiel#misha collins#this is actually the plot of the spn revival#Jensen ackles diary#spn#spn season 16#castiel#dean winchester#deancas#spn revival#jensen ackles#spn crack#cr8#crossroads#crossroads 8#spn convention#spn con#spn cast#the cw
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"it feels like just yesterday you wanted to kick me in the throat..."
"that WAS yesterday! good times..."
og post :]
#“warm laugh of fond reminiscence” really cracked me up i just had to#this is actually from a while ago but i forgotto post it#sometimes theyre like a skecth comedy group to me..........#this isnt really#chilaios#but ill tag it anyways#chilchuck#laios#thats all the tags ill put i suppose#actually. should i risk it and main tag. sure#dungeon meshi
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"So, handling your archnemesis," Danny starts. The room falls quiet, heads slowly turning to look at the man as he writes the words on the chalkboard. When finished, the characters somehow both messy and neat at once, Danny places the chalk back down and claps his hands.
"I typically call them fruitloops. Often they're in a better position than you are- older, richer, more powerful. They may have some sort of status that protects them when facing the public."
Tim wondered where Dick was right now, and if he was laughing. His brain was lagging like a computer as he tried to process what Danny was saying, and how seriously a few of his fellow teen vigilantes were taking this.
"Some of their more common tactics are-" the chalk was picked back up, and Danny writes as he speaks.
"Manipulation, isolation, conditioning, and empathy."
MICE.
Tim stares at the board, and quietly slips put his phone.
-What have I done to deserve this.
Enjoy your lessons Tim-
His head thumps against the desk. Conner leans over, gives him a pat on the shoulder but returns to taking notes as Danny goes on to explain the conditioning tactic.
#small bit#i genuinely have been imagining bits where danny comes in as a classroom setting and just has a bunch of teen vigilantes and heroes#he records his lessons and offers them out so that if any other teen heroes not jl affiliated want some advice they can access it#danny phantom#dc comics#tim drake#dick grayson#fic idea#gonna call this vigilante tutor danny au#vigilante tutor danny au#danny fenton#dpxdc#in this au danny works more with JLD as a human and as an adviser to JL in general#but he actually likes focusing on his college degrees and learning magic on the side#he doesnt crack out his ghost form unless for emergencies or handling things in the Realms#none of the batfamily believed Dick when he said Danny was gonna have valuable advice for teen heroes#tim listens and realizes how much of this applies to him specifically#this sort of ties into the post i made about dc timelines with dp#roommates danny fenton and dick grayson
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HOUSE OF THE DRAGON 02x07 + reddit text posts (02x02) // (02x03) // (02x04 part 1 + part 2) // (02x05) (02x06)
#house of the dragon#hotdedit#tvedit#dailyflicks#userstream#chewieblog#userines#usermali#userquel#userzaynab#usernowz#tusereliza#usersaoirse#usereme#useryolanda#mialook#hotd crack#*#i'm back with HDR caps and it actually feels good (i don't know what has become of my life)
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Between two worlds
#my art#honkai star rail#hsr#sunday hsr#sunday#this was a pain in the butt but also really fun to do#grisaille method….#its growing on me#it was unintentional but iykyk the title reference and it actually fits really well#I didnt realize the cutout of Xipe looked like an egg and that the puzzle pieces look like the cracked bits
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until the end of time
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sketched as a cover for a playlist i put together. i did my best to structure it so it feels like it has an underlying narrative flow, so check it out if you wanna experience billford: the musical lmao
#obsessed with them actually. i've been rotating them in my mind nonstop#chipping away at a sculpture of the triangle that ironically keeps cracking. accumulating increasingly ambitious comic & fic ideas. help me#gravity falls#the book of bill#billford#bill cipher#stanford pines#my art
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vampire Simon finding half dead reader and turning her because he’s been lonely and wanting a companion (even though she yowls and tries to scratch his eyes off when she wakes up because she did NOT want to be a vampire)
#he has soap but that’s a given#actually im cracking myself up thinking about ghost and soap both being immortal creatures of the night and ghost is still like:#sigh when will I find my vampire soulmate
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this is how this scene went right [x]
#our flag means death#ofmd#ofmd text post#ofmd crack#ofmd meme#ofmd gifs#blackbonnet#gentlebeard#ofmdaily#ofmdsource#my gifs#ofmd s2#ofmd spoilers#ofmd s2 spoilers#aka what i did instead of my actual paying job btw :)))
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on a completely separate note; shizun luo binghe with a disciple shen yuan who fell into the abyss??? *thinks about LBH canonically stealing SQQ's corpse for 5 years* he'd hallucinate i think. like, like visual and audial hallucinations.
Keeps thinking he's seeing SQQ in the corner of his eyes, or wandering between the trees, amongst a group of disciples. Thinks he hears him calling for him, but its just the wind or another disciple.
Gets Xiu Ya reforged but patently fucking refuses to make a sword mound. Because his disciple Is Not Dead :))) There was No Body. He's Not Dead. And If You keep Insisting That He Is, He's Gonna Skewer You :). He's holding onto Xiu Ya so he can return his most favored disciple's sword when he returns. It's on his hip right next to Zheng Yang where it's supposed to be.
Also this motherfucker?? does not sleep btw. He has the image of SQQ, wide eyed and hysterical and standing at the mouth of the abyss burned into his fucking eyelids. Can't use the dreamscape to escape it either because he keeps trying to save him and either he does and it's an incredibly cruel trick to wake up to, or he doesn't and he gets his heart broken in several different pieces again.
There is no convincing this man that Shen Qingqiu is dead. Absolutely nothing at all. He is buried so deep in denial that moles would be jealous of how deep he is. He keeps making tea for two in the bamboo house only to remember that it's just him. SQQ's fans are hiding everywhere, little reminders of his presence. He goes to wake up SQQ on the mornings he sleeps in-- only to find the room empty.
#svsss#luo binghe#svsss au#scum villain#scum villian self saving system#shen yuan#shen qingqiu#disciple shen yuan#lbh. visibly exhausted and with twitchy eyes: im fine :) | everyone else: ho no the fuck you ARENT.#SQQ was hysterical not because he found out LBH was half-demon but bc he was having a long-awaited mental breakdown over his autonomy :)#or (limited) lack thereof. he was having a sudden onset crisis of mortality and was handling at quite literally the WORST time. oops#im thinking very hard that LBH would never push his disciple into the abyss especially with no system to force him to. so SQQ either#had to goad him into it (failing always) or throw himself in. he ended up doing it himself but not before some very impressive hysterics.#BUT ALSO. IF THIS HAD BEEN WHERE SQQ WAS THE HALF-HEAVENLY DEMON INSTEAD IT WOULD'VE BEEN SO GREAT.#and by great i mean horribly angsty bc SQQ is NOT doing too hot and has. in very SY-like fashion. convinced himself that LBH will kill him#when he finds out he's a demon. so when it comes out i have this mental image of him lunging at LBH and LBH flinches back. but SQQ wraps hi#hands around the blade of Zheng Yang and yanks it up so the tip of the blade is digging into his chest where is heart is. LBH can't yank th#sword away without risking slicing into SQQ's hands. SQQ's hair has fallen out of its tail/bun and is now messily spilling down his#back and its NO helping the kinda deranged look he has going on. he's visibly shaking and his eyes keep flittering away and back at LBH's#face. SQQ is looking at the messages from the system warning him that he has to go into the abyss or punishment will occur. he's like.#rambling though. talking about how shizun doesn't *like* unclean things and there is nothing more unclean than a demon. like he is#INSISTING. LBH can't?? get a fucking word in. actually. SY isn't listening that much either anyways. too overwhelmed with the system and#the amount of stress he's under and his crumbling mental state and the innate and primal desire to live even when he's standing in front of#his own executioner. it all ends with him sitting on the ground at the lip of the abyss with his hair falling in his face. he looks so#unkempt and fallen apart and so distinctly *non-Shen Qingqiu* that LBH feels physically ill over it. tears are streaming down SQQ's face#and despite everything he is smiling. its not a nice smile. its a very frayed falling apart at the seams about to crack smile.#he tells shizun not to worry about staining his blade with this disciple's filthy blood because this disciple will take care of it himself.#and then he falls into the abyss before luo binghe can so much as grab him. the only reason LBh doesn't literally jump in after him is bc#he was numb with shock and the abyss was already closed before he could feel his legs again :]
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actually these two would braid Sam’s hair
#Dean actually loves sleepovers and you can’t convince me otherwise#supernatural#spn#dean winchester#destiel#castiel#misha collins#deancas#jensen ackles#spn crack
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Yes, he's my babygirl. No, let's not look at that too closely.
#he's such a menace#actual and metaphorical#lestat de lioncourt#interview with the vampire#iwtv#iwtv text post#iwtv crack#iwtv meme#i had no tumblr for 4 days and this is what happened
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retro 🪖
#cod#call of duty#john price#john soap mactavish#mw2#my art#did someone say WW2 au ???#no?..just me then??#the number of HOURs I put into this...#embarrassing really#disclaimer that I am not- in fact- a WW2 expert#so I'm fully expecting some historian to be cracking their knuckles about to serve me an ass whoopin' on why#Johnny should actually be wearing the lighter material khaki drill uniform if he's in Africa !!#believe me I kNOW!#this is just for funsies anyway~
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HOUSE OF THE DRAGON 02x04 + reddit text posts (part 1) // (part 2)
#house of the dragon#hotdedit#gotedit#tvedit#scifiedit#dailyflicks#userstream#chewieblog#userines#usermali#userquel#userhella#userzaynab#usernowz#tusereliza#usersaoirse#usereme#mialook#*#hotd crack#this episode actually broke me :(((( poor lil baby dragons :(((((
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the "diagnosis" Chilton gave Will during his trial was the one closest to the truth ("Will Graham has never been diagnosed. He won't allow anyone to test him. He has carefully constructed a persona to hide his real nature from the world. He wears it so well, even Jack Crawford couldn't see past it. (...) There is not yet a name for whatever Will Graham is.")
unlike Alana Bloom or Jack Crawford, he saw what a manipulator Will was and that in front of them he played a poor, confused, wounded bird ("(...) A particularly-manipulative one at that. Poor, confused, wounded bird for Agent Crawford and Doctors Lecter and Bloom. And for me, well, I get the psychopath's triumvirate: charm, focus and ruthlessness. The charm, of course, being debateable.")
he believed Will that Hannibal may be the Chesapeake Ripper and said Jack Crawford: "Hannibal once served me tongue and made a joke about eating mine. It's hard not to at least consider it.". Jack ignored him. (I think Jack was already planning some large-scale action against Hannibal, but that's a topic for another post)
he called Dr Lecter "Hannibal the Cannibal"
he understood that Will Graham was alive because Hannibal Lecter liked him that way
criticized Jack for letting Will and Hannibal get closer to each other and then leaving Will alone ("You dangle Will Graham and now you cut bait. You are letting Hannibal have him hook, line and sinker.")
when Jack expressed hope that the relationship between Hannibal and Will was one of those friendships that ends after the disemboweling, Chilton told him: "I would argue, with these two, that's tantamount to flirtation. Will is going to lead you right to him." and let's be real, he was right.
#hannibal#nbc hannibal#hannibal nbc#will graham#hannibal lecter#hannigram#murder husbands#jack crawford#frederick chilton#my dumb-dumb babygirl is actually always right#i love him#hannibal meme#hannibal memes#hannibal shitpost#hannibal crack#hannibal meta#hannibal analysis#i guess#character meta#character analysis#frederick chilton meta#frederick chilton analysis#pesky--dust crack#pesky dust thoughts#pesky--dust analysis
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so just know, I'm healing / even though it don't feel like it
insp
#my art#jujutsu kaisen#jjk#jjk fanart#jujutsu kaisen fanart#yuji itadori#fushiguro megumi#megumi fushiguro#itafushi#fushiita#jjk spoilers#jjk manga spoilers#good evening it is past midnight and i am here furthering the itfs scar kissing agenda#stumbled across the insp pic buried in my likes and i went oh this is relevant in the opposite direction :) I Can Use This :)#op has some of my fav itfs fanart ill b so real n tht piece ws swimming around in my brain fr Days#so i told myself today my reward for submitting my zine checkin wld b drawing yuuji kissing megumi's scars#also pls observe. /this/ is what i mean when i say tht megumi receiving affection looks like he is unsure and in mild pain#Does Not Know How To Respond To Affection Even From His Own Boyfriend.png#i LOVE drawing megu with this expression so sosos much the downcast sidelong gaze + furrowed brow.....#its SO good#also idk what i did with his hair here but the render actually turned out so well ?? best megu hair to date every1 pls clap#not 2 mention th shape of yuuji's bangs???? pats self on th back no offense but i am on fire w these boys' hair lately#that being said i decided i did not want to render anything else ddfdfjjghdjgf i got tired#kept the rest flat n took the opportunity to play around w light chromatic abberation on the scars#idk if any1 noticed but i found th retro film filter n used it a bunch on my recent comic#its so convenient it comes w built in noise n everything!!!!!!#anyway . caption is salt fv <333 if u care <333333#i think it is also a megu song but like . a post-canon megu song#i thought this wld take longer bc i was planning on rendering everything so i cracked an energy drink and am tragically awake#shld i start smth new we shall see smile :)
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