#this is about DEVIL'S MINION

[uthseikoashx-goingmyway]

"vampires are monsters" then where are my monster fucking fanfictions. where are my literally clawing inside a human's guts as they scream fanfictions. my almost cutting limbs fanfictions. my lacerated flanks and shredded necks to the point of death without healing vampire blood fanfictions. where are they. i'm begging

[mirrorhouse]

ARMAND and DANIEL + 😎

[cthaehart]

Disregard!

[schusseltier]

haunted.

[skyberia]

missing pieces

[platoapproved]

This is what I want to be, which is why I cannot stand to look at him.

- The Story of Daniel the Devil's Minion, or the Boy from Interview with the Vampire

[sentientsky]

daniel wake up. daniel my love the people online are making fun of me. look at this. i—yes i know you just woke up and i’m levitating over our bed in a quote unquote “ominous” way. just look. you see, they are taking this photograph of me and adding ridiculous captions. and look. daniel stop laughing please. do you honestly think that i, a five hundred year old immortal vampire, would be so easily swindled by an internet scammer? i have seen empires rise and fall. i’ve watched time, people, landscapes, all turn to dust around me. do they truly believe that i am so foolish as to—daniel you promised not to bring up the Credit Card Incident. nor the Social Security Number Incident. look at this one. daniel. daniel beloved this is serious i don’t even play minecraft that much anymore. i’ve branched out. it’s like you don’t even appreciate our tiny perfect life in the sims four. daniel. you hate our virtual child. our beautiful mr pickles the cat. is this what i have to put up with for the rest of our immortal lives? you laughing at me? daniel—

[homosexualhomophobe]

Beloved. My Beloved Boy, you must wake. No, it is not an emergency. No, nothing is on fire. I have something to share with you. I have discovered a new application on the computer, one that I did not put there myself. It is called Microsoft Paint, and within it, I can use an assortment of colors and brushes to create artworks. I have studied each of the tools extensively, and proudly can announce that I have mastered the program. With my newfound skillset, I have Microsoft Painted you as Ganymede, and myself as Zeus. Yes, I am the Eagle. You can tell that it is me by looking at the eyes. I have perfectly matched the saturation and hue variables to that-- Beloved? Daniel. Daniel, please do not go back to sleep, I am not done--

[erebus0dora]

something something a chat i am in discussing the loneliness of Armand who needs someone to define him and see him, so

"...it was ghastly and awful and loathsome, and beautiful all at the same time."

and yeah i kinda just want to give ppl hugs with anything i do and talk to them in hushed tones, so there you go

[mymycorrhizae]

Daniel's memories of Alice being memories of Armand

Daniel first mentions Alice in episode 2 of season 1. He's served a dessert that he mentions he ate after asking his first wife Alice to marry him in Paris (a city significant to Armand). Why are Louis and Armand serving him something that would remind him of Alice? Hmm. He goes on to describe a unique physical trait she had:

I remember finding this a weird detail when I first watched this scene. But after the scene of Armand taking off his contacts to reveal his vamp eyes, I feel like it could be a reference to that. This still felt like a stretch but the proposal scene from today's episode convinced me.

Louis asks Daniel what Alice said when he proposed to her and Daniel suddenly has a memory of Armand from the past.

The timing of this memory as he's being asked about Alice can't be a coincidence. He looks at Armand in confusion. And when he finally admits that she said no. It's ARMAND who replies that she wanted to say yes.

Why would Armand know this? Why would he feel the need to tell Daniel this after seeing him looking wrecked by the memory?

And then there's Louis' remark about Daniel feeling more comfortable holding Alice's hand in Paris than in America:

Earlier in the episode, Louis talks about Paris being less racist than America. I think this line is about him thinking Paris is also less homophobic than America.

It's not the first time Louis hinted at Daniel being bi or gay.

I don't think this memory is about Daniel literally asking Armand to marry him. But pretty much the equivalent when you are a human in love with a vampire. He probably asked Armand to turn him so they could spend eternity together and Armand said no.

[knownoshamc]

Makes Martinis like he's worked at Duke's

[strategicjazzhands]

Happy vampirification day to the Character Ever

[cthaehart]

Night version

[veryintricaterituals]

[e-vasong]

being a devils minion fan is insane because it is canon and also there is nothing about it thats explicable to people who havent watched the show. like what am i supposed to say?

yeah. so i ship "the vampire armand" and sometimes-twink, sometimes-old man journalist daniel molloy. yeah so what happened is that armands husband (who is still hung up on his ex) picked daniel up in a bar to murder him. except he was genuinely charmed and intrigued by daniel, and so this led to a fight severe enough that it almost caused them to acquire a Vampire Divorce. and armand was so consumed by jealousy that he kept daniel prisoner in their apartment for a week and played saw games with him. he only spared daniel because his husband interfered. then they didnt interact for fifty years, until daniel came back into armands life, exposed all his crimes, and destroyed his marriage. unless they DID interact during those fifty years, because its a moderately likely possibility that armand actually played a psychological torture game with daniel over the course of a decade, in which he made daniel run around the world so armand could catch him then release him and then start the process all over again. yeah no. his plan was that he would just kill daniel when he got bored of the game, except he fell in love with daniel instead and mightve wiped daniels memories of the entire thing. IF that happened. which it might not have. but it seems like it did. and also he might be daniels first wife. yeah. i know.

[platoapproved]

He loved it the way people love evil, because it thrills them to the core of their souls. - The Story of Daniel the Devil's Minion, or the Boy from Interview with the Vampire