yesterday my aunt asked me for a favor from my previous job and I said sure I'll try asking my friends but since it's so embarrassing to text your old coworkers and ask them to do something for you, I haven't done that yet and today my aunt texted me saying the thing she needed has been done and thanking me for help like 💀💀 I didn't even BEGIN to do the thing and they (at my previous job) did it without my input but now she's gonna think it was me who helped and I can't tell her the truth bc i literally don't know what's more embarrassing help 💀💀💀💀💀
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List of “let’s talk about the mixed signals you’ve been sending my way” prompts
“We’ll always toe that fine line but never actually, like, cross it, will we?”
“What would you say if I… Kissed you right now?”
Those lingering hugs before you part ways that make you just… Wonder.
“I don’t think we’ll ever be more than this.” “…And you’re sure about that?”
Those soft gazes you can feel burning into the side of your head, and when you look back at them, they’d either hold their gaze or they’d quickly look away so you don’t catch them staring at you.
The hint of jealousy in their voice and the way they act when you talk about your love interests to them. But it should be alright, because you guys are friends, no?
“Are you this touchy with your other friends?” “…No.”
“Wouldn’t it be funny if we, uh, actually got together? Not that it would ever happen, but just… You know.”
“How far is too far?” “I honestly don’t know at this point.”
“You’re not healthy for me, and you confuse the shit out of me, but I keep coming back for more anyway.”
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Decided to make a quick height chart for the Phantasmagoria Beasts, though I only drew SM, ES and BS since they were the only ones with designs I'd decided on XD. Knowledge is the only pre-corruption one since he actually goes through a height change after being sealed in the silver tree.
They're really tall, tall enough that they don't...exactly feel like 'cookies'. Except for Knowledge, he's an exception. The others tease him about it lol.
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OMEGA SATORU????????????? RAAAAAAAHHHHWOLF ON HIS KNEES RIPPING OFF CLOTHES im normal about it please elaborate please
chuckles evilly…. satoru’s the kind of omega that knows that other people want him, knows that he could date or sleep with pretty much anybody he wants, but there’s only one person he wants and it’s you, and he’s stubborn and insufferable about it. you seem to be the only alpha in his life that’s immune to him and it drives him crazy—it doesn’t matter how much he flirts, how good he smells, how many times he pouts and blinks and calls you alpha, you just smile and ruffle his hair and it kills him. he doesn’t get it. even nanami has had to take a step away from him when he’s close his heat, but you’re not phased by him at all.
it’s bordering on pathetic bc you’re not even mates, not even dating, not even close to being anything really—you’re friends and have been for a while, but that doesn’t stop satoru from throwing himself onto you, from pouting, and from proudly declaring that you’re His alpha. he brags and brags and brags to anyone who will listen about how he’s in the best pack in the world, how you’re the best alpha of them all, how he’s the luckiest omega ever, but every time he’s hit with the reality that he’s not yours, he gets unreasonably upset. sometimes, he even tries to take it out on you, gets himself sick or drunk or lets his pheromones run wild while he clings to you and slurs about how you’re supposed to be a good alpha, and take care of him. gets himself all worked up, pacing the floor and pouting and ranting incoherently about how he’s always been yours and it’s not fair that you’re not his and he’s being irrational and he’s definitely not sober, but still, all you have to do is call his name and barely nip at his wrist and it’s like his entire body resets. he freezes and goes slack and he’s scolding himself internally because he’s so weak to you and he can’t do anything to make you succumb to him.
it’s not like he’d change that tho. it bothers him that he has no sway over you, but, truthfully, he loves the control that you have over him. he likes you can tame him, he likes belonging to you like that. he just wants to have you like that, too. and so yes he’s desperate, yes he’s pathetic, yes he’ll do anything for your attention, but he doesn’t care, satoru wants you and he will do whatever it takes to have you
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