#this is a mating dance
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Thinking about the first couple of days after moving in, Logan is trying really hard to ignore the man dancing around the tiny kitchen, but sometimes just... stares at him. This level of domesticity is just so confusing to him. How come they literally saved the timeline, and 3 days later, he was cooking eggs and cleaning like nothing happened?
Like a prayer isn't the only Madonna song Wade sings. Wade is currently using a spatula as a mic as he twirls and dances around the kitchen in a frilly pink apron that says 'Kiss the Cook'.
And Logan is just... Appauled? He's so damn confused. Al notices that he's staring and smirks to herself.
"Didn't know breakfast came with a show, did you?"
"Does... Does he always do this??" He asks, almost shocked, but nothing Wade did would truly suprise him anymore (even though it's only been 3 days)
"Papa, don't preach, I'm in trouble! Papa, don't preach, I've been losing sleeepp!"
"Yyup. All the time."
Turning his head back to look at him, Logans brows never left their state of confusion, seeing Wade lean back on the counter with his hands and do a little kick, almost flinging their breakfast off the stove.
"But I made up my mind! Iiiimmmm keeping my baby!!"
It was almost like a trance. He just... couldn't look away. "... Is he high?"
"Dun- dun- I'm gonna keep my baby, yeah Ooh!"
"Nope. He's just like that." Al tells him and turns up the volume on the tv as Wade picks up Puppins and swings her around, holding her up like the lion king before kissing her head.
It was now that he caught on and almost instantly started performing, teasing, and keeping eye contact, making Logan blush, even more confused. Watching him lean over the counter, wiggle his tush and with the spactula again, sang to the dog.
"Daddy, Daddy, if you could only see just how good he's been treating me- "
"Wade!"
"Yes!?" This was excitment.
"The eggs!" He pointed, practically jumping off the couch as the pan was now on fire.
"Oh- Damn it! Always ruining my dances! Do you know how many hours I had to stay late on set to learn this choreography!?"
"What!?? Just get the fucking fire extinguisher before-"
BEEP. BEEP. BEEP. FIRE. FIRE. BEEP. BEEP. BEEP. And suddenly, the appartment was wet, the buildings sprinklers having went off, putting out the fire and soaking everyone in the room..
"God curse you, Wade! Every time!"
"Uhm i believe its god BLESS you-"
#blind al#mary puppins#logan howlett#worst wolverine#wade wilson#madonna#papa dont preach#deadpool and wolverine#deadpool 3#domestic stuff#poolverine#deadclaws#peanutbub#loganpool#wolverpool#hes a peacock#this is a mating dance#and he failed
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Angel/Demon Mating Dance (all the turtleneck madness drove me to... whatever this is. Enjoy.)
(yes, it is inspired by this:)
#Aziraphale is like “why does this turn me on?”#Muriel is like 😃👍#the motion blur is still sending me#turtleneck crowley#good omens#ineffable husbands#crowley#aziraphale#muriel#art#good omens 2#goodomens#good omens fanart#azicrow#good omens comic#comic#mating dance#good omemes#anthony j crowley#turtleneck#vavoomcomic#vavoomart
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Eurasian wren / Anke Kneifel
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"we don't need to watch Amok Time, we have pon farr at home"
pon farr at home:
#I love tos for shit like this#without context this is basically a mating dance#star trek s3e10 plato's stepchildren#star trek tos#star trek gif#star trek gifs#spock#spirk#kirk#star trek#i had to compress this gif like 50 times to upload this#tumblr fix the 10 mb rule for gifs its fucking me up
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└stephen nedorscik does his pommel dance | pommel horse finals
#stephen nedoroscik#paris olympics 2024#olympics 2024#men's gymnastics#team usa#olympics#gymnastics#mine#i woke up late and the live stopped in the middle so i've had to wait for the replay#my pommel nerd son#this is his mating dance
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A little foreplay doesn't hurt anybody
IT'S FINALLY DONE!! This took way longer than it should have lol I thought animatics were quick and easy ;')
Anyways, I hope you like this little blorbo of mine. I had alot of fun making it especially the expressions! I like making "ugly" expressions, makes it seem more raw and real. I wanted to edit the audio a bit to make it more punchy but too tired....
Creator: (18) Danny Phantom exe - YouTube
Original Audio: Are they Enemies OR Lovers??? (youtube.com)
#minecraft#herobrine#minecraft steve#minecraft alex#herosteve#entity303#null minecraft#minecraft art#minecraft fanart#artists on tumblr#myart#im gonna go sleep now#why is animation so harrdddd#I love their little mating dance#Alex be like not this shit show again#entity is the only one with the balls to call them out on it lol
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Marchirp day 23: dancing. Here's a secretary bird doing a lil dance
[Image ID: secretary bird, a black and white bird with long legs, wings, neck, and black feathers on the back of its head, stretching out its wings looking over its shoulder. End ID]
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I really don’t think there’s any way that arthur didn’t know that merlin loved him, even if it’s never acknowledged by name between them for the whole show. he just doesn’t realize the sheer magnitude of it until the last episode, until he utters that
I know now.
Merlin, from his perspective, was someone so helpless but so keen on keeping arthur safe. he was someone who was completely defenseless yet foolish enough to go with arthur on the most treacherous of quests and to face horrors by his side just to be sure arthur was safe. Arthur knew all this, and I really do think he attributed it to merlin loving him in this unsaid unspoken way, and I also fully believe he reciprocated (again, in this unspoken way). I think maybe it was also something he had to come to terms with when he found out about Merlin’s magic— the thought that merlin wasn’t actually there just because of sheer love like he thought, but because he had power to protect that arthur never knew. maybe it was just duty, maybe he misread the whole thing. but in the end, that I know now… he knows. he knows the depths of Merlin’s love that is far beyond any protective duty, he knows just how much merlin was risking to love him and keep him safe.
#like there’s no way arthur didn’t attribute love to the reasons why Merlin does what he does#he just didn’t know how goddamn much#it’s also the only explanation for so many of Arthur’s actions#Like these two are in a very elaborate mating dance the whole series#but it only gets acknowledged in that final episode#which is why we will create ten million scenarios wherein they’re mad for each other#I love them so bad#merlin x arthur#bbc merlin#merlin#merthur#arthur pendragon#bbc merthur#merlin emrys#arthur
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(it's a continuation of previous posts about the calendar)
For March Lance voted to do some tree hugging and grass touching in a constantly busy world of trying to pass exams and earn money and they had a picnic for an entire day. Keith wholeheartedly agreed, but also felt like it’s way too cheesy. Still, Lance didn’t even have to win him over with sushi. Sushi was just a nice surprise. When Lance reports back to Hunk how his Saturday went using the phrase "dancing underneath the moonlight", Hunk opts out of the details. Lance tries to explain it’s not an euphemism, but Hunk just politely reminds him he can keep speaking just. No. Details. (he does that a lot when Lance starts gushing about Keith)
#klance#voltron legendary defender#i am not 100 percent sure if this is the scene that started the keith loving sushi thing in dance au#but there is one where lance is all snakey alluring mating dance#and keith ignores him with a smirk popping another roll into his mouth and that just says so much#food over boys#(but he is actually smirking because he is being served a feast for free)#i know most of you dont know anything about dance au thats not the point#but also if i stop adding captions to the calendar pieces imma sorry it was hard to figure out how to describe what i meant#it was either something like this or more words or even less and i dont know which would be more confusing
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“Phwwee”
#what is this mating dance#charles leclerc#carlos sainz#f1#formula 1#mypost#monza gp 2024#charlos#1655
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Personal space? [x]
#spn fanart#spn art#destiel#dean winchester#castiel#spnfanart#wiggleart#I love this mating dance#the joke here is ladies and gentleman and all in between that dean complains at that point about personal space but in the end they wind#up so literally infused into one another they’re always so close lmao#after 1518 I’m sure Dean mourned any indication of wanting personal space even a decade prior#Sorry sad thoughts I’m done I promise
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Fit takes advantage of an AFK moment to do a little "passa tudo"-ing (Pac's reaction is priceless 😂)
I miss their shenanigans already.
#Pactw#FitMC#QSMP#Hideduo#FitPac#Pac#Fit#October 10 2023#I love Fit's goofy little wiggles here from Pac's POV because with the black balaclava and green cape#it makes him look like a fancy tropical bird doing one of those mating dances to impress a partner#idk it's just funny and silly to me I love it
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#dnd#dungeons and dragons#comics#artists on tumblr#ocs#marsilio#pettirossi#my man writing a letter = a bird doing a weird mating dance that's not working
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Consider young odysseus and Penelope courting by going on adventures together (committing crimes)
#The odyssey#Pre-canon#Odysseus#Penelope#Odypen#odysseus x penelope#I need to know how their courting went down#I bet it was insane#And also filled with sweet heartfelt crafts#Helen and the suitors in the background watching odypen commit crimes like it's some fucked up mating dance#Going what the fuck what the fuck#Helen: I'm so glad you found someone to match your freak pen but odysseus broke into our tressurary yesterday and father almost killed him#Helen: so maybe turn it down okay#Helen: At least while your father is here#Penelope: absolutely not did you see how hot ody's smug face was when he waltzed in carrying all of our precious jewels#Penelope: how will I know he's the one if he won't commit crimes against man and gods on my say so#Penelope: besides now I can steal his ships and I have not had this much fun in years
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