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It sucks being Yuji when his mom possesses the body of his teacher's ex and then his uncle who hates him also has a thing for that very same teacher who makes it no better being a flirt. And also that same mom was the wife to his dad who is the reincarnation of his uncle's twin who was eaten by him (that uncle) in the womb.
#someone save my boy#it's unfair he gotta be in the middle of this#just kiya's thoughts#jjk#jujutsu kaisen#jjk spoilers#sukugo#satosugu#gojoken#kenjin#itadori yuji#yuji itadori#kenjaku#sukuna#ryomen sukuna#gojo satoru#satoru gojo#geto suguru#suguru geto#this is a joke let me make this clear
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I sometimes think about and ponder on how Bruce is such an overprotective yet mostly well meaning parent towards Dick. Yet Bruce is also the type of parent who fails to realise that their kid has grown up and can look after themselves and doesn’t need them for protection and guidance anymore.
Dick and Bruce are both control freaks but for different reasons. Bruce is a control freak because he thinks that as long as he is in control of the situation that means he can protect the ones he loves from harm or losing them altogether. Because when his parents died he had no control over that. He felt powerless that he couldn’t do nothing to prevent it. Even though he was just a helpless little 8-9 year old boy who could do nothing but stand there watching helplessly as it played out before his very eyes.
While Dick is a control freak for the opposite reasons to Bruce. He needs to stay in control of himself and not let others tell him what to do and values his freedom his independence if that makes sense. All his life even with his own parents he was excepted to do as he was told, like how most children do. He wasn’t listened to in his own mind he felt responsible for his own parents death depending on the version it was because he didn’t tell them about stranger threatening Mr Haly or in some tellings he wasn’t listen to by his parents. He had no one to turn to really and much like Bruce he was just a powerless little boy. Who nobody truly heard, Dick Grayson to the world was just a child and therefore had no voice.
The only person who truly heard Dick’s voice was Bruce Wayne who saw himself in the young boy and knew the only way to save this boy from becoming like him was to get him his justice and put Dick Grayson parents killer behind bars. He became like a second father towards the young lad, family, the dynamic duo crime fighters of Gotham. Which is why Dick was able to heal and move on mostly from the loss of his parents because unlike Bruce. He had someone to fill the void that was lost when his parents died. Bruce Wayne the Batman because like a father to him a second father, in a way he was Dick light shining hope in the darkest part of his life. It’s so important to Dick development as a character and without it he wouldn’t be the same person he is today and it’s also so important that Dick time as Robin was a pretty happy one as well.
Both Bruce and Dick saved each other just by becoming each other new family. Bruce didn’t need anything from Dick all he needs from him is to just exist to remind him why he does what he does.
So imagine the hurt Dick must feel as a young adult. That his second father who heard his voice and listen to him all those years ago. Is now not listening to his voice really anymore or respecting his decisions as a young adult a man in his own right. While it comes from a place of good intentions. Dick cannot help but feel he is still seen and viewed as just a little boy by him and the crushing feeling of never truly living up to his expectations and the shadow that the Bat casts onto him. When will he ever be good enough to finally be taken seriously by him as his own man. Dick coming of age story is about finding one self in the world and crafting out his own legacy and what being a superhero means to him and him alone.
While it wasn’t Bruce intention, he did in fact put pressure onto Dick even though he doesn’t want him grow up to be like him. He values him so highly and he is glad that he grew up to be a much better man than he will ever be. He loves his surrogate son so much but with that comes fear. Like any parent he cannot help but worry for Dick future and the decisions that he makes as an adult and he will state his opinion on what he thinks of said decisions Dick makes in his life. He didn’t approve of Dick dropping out of college which caused some tension between the two of them for a good bit.
I always found Batman #330 original released in September 11th 1980 really interesting because of how Lucius fox and his son Tim Jace fox comes into play in that story Bruce compares himself to Lucius while Tim to Dick and how he cannot understand why would in he in Bruce’s eyes be throwing away his future. So when Bruce is talking all this nonsense to Tim he wasn’t actually speaking to Tim rather it’s the things he wanted to say to Dick.
Dick probably understood at that point that this was never about Tim or the thugs rather it was about Bruce who took out his own frustrations with Dick by projecting them onto Tim and the thug members. The themes and parallels to a father that being Lucius and his son Tim to Bruce and Dick within that comic book story makes it so painfully clear to me. It was about a Father who was upset with his son life choices for his future and only wants what is best for him even if he isn’t going about it in the best way possible.
The biggest hurdle for Dick and Bruce relationship as surrogate father and son is miscommunication and how the other isn’t willing to listen to the other. Bruce is the parent who always think he knows what is best which is not always the case which leads to him fighting with Dick all the time because he is blinded by the idea that his adult son might know better then him and stubbornly refuses to budge on that for a stupidly long time.
#Batman#Late night random thoughts and rambles#Just to be clear I am kinda mostly pondering about Bronze Age and pre crisis Dick and Bruce.#But I am also pondering some modern comics as well such as Batman/Superman world finest comics and world finest teen titans short comic.#dick grayson#bruce wanye#I think about them a lot in my head rent free maybe it because I see a lot of myself in Dick in a way who knows.#Then again Bruce reminds me of both of my parents in some way and well them being overly smothering and overprotective at times.#In that way I definitely feel Dick Grayson pain in wanting to seen as grow ass man and not be seen as just a child in my own parents eyes.#meta#Batfam#The scariest part of growing up is letting go of the rose tinted glasses of your parents is to see them as just regular people with flaws.#I could make a joke about how for some strange reason Batman always has to be right in a situation and is never truly allowed to be wrong.#nightwing
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Ugh everyone dunking on Steven are soooo cringe 🙄
Shane and Ryan are grown men who stood by this decision, so please dunk on them too lmao.
#watcher#sorry i think it's funny to dunk on steven and his tesla and expensive lifestyle and finance bro ways#i just think it's unfair to forget that they let him do that!!! they looked at that and went 'yeah i'll stand behind that'#so#let's dole out the dunking accordingly#but i do get why ppl hone in on steven specifically because like#the optics of going 'we're strapped for cash!!! anyway here's our new show about me traveling all over the world and eating gold!'#are not great good buddy ol' pal#they are in fact EXTREMELY hilarious#to be clear i'm not saying go and harass them#and in fact most that i've seen are people making the same sorts of gold-flake tesla jokes which i think are understandable#considering the aforementioned optics#i just think people hand-wringing over all the 'hate' steven gets are forgetting that he's living a life 90% of his audience can't afford#*because* of his audience#ALREADY#ya dig??
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As we start another season:
How to Spot Fake/Joke News Updates:
- if it's tweet, look at the @/username. 90% of the tweets that go around on here that say they're a film updates or news site have a normal user @ thats not associated with the actual site they're pretending to be.
- if it's a screenshot of a news site or other site/account, verify for yourself. (Especially if it's futoncritic, they don't actually delete posts. They just put a strike through and make another post)
- if you can't find a REPUTABLE (major publication or legit database) way to back up (significant) information , it most likely isn't real/true.
#i wont post anything that isnt legit#and if i do post something that im skeptical of#i will make it clear in my post that i am skeptical#if i dont post it#its probably not real#but you can send me an ask if youre not sure and i havent posted it because i do miss things sometimes#anyways between the shit thats happened with fake synopsis and the joke tweets that started over hiatus#i just figured lets make a post now and hopefully that'll help clear some of those up early?
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*loud coughing* gewis mood board
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Those sonic prime gjinkas from my day out today
#luriart#sonic prime#shadow the hedgehog#nine the fox#sonic the hedgehog#i guess. only twice. btw trust me on this his outfit changes w his shoes & gloves#rusty rose#thorn rose#knuckles the dread#prim the bat#prim rouge#<- ??????????#nine again. my son boy. why do all the sonic kids i wish i could adopt happen to be the type that would tell people kys#rouge the bat#just the once.#rebel the bat#rebel rouge#anyway okay so a] this was a lot of fun. i dont know if ive made this clear in my other gjinka posts but sonic's shirt says sega normally#but it reflects what he's thinking other times. Only for the jokes no one else seems to notice that the shirt changes#b] oughgh i have this obsession w the hair of these characters and making it make sense for them? nine has darker hair than tails bc tails'#hair is a] sunbleached and b] he bleaches it closer to his roots than nine#nine's hair is also greasier & straighter. it has less volume#my og amy has thick braids w heart shaped beads at the end but why the shit would the eggcouncil let her have Heart Beads???#shes their sick as hell robot. so her hair's grown out into dreads on their own. she has sort of a side shave but like. in the way that one#side is metal. thorn doesn't have the time 2 braid her own hair so she has half of it cut short and the other half grown out in a small afr#you'll never believe this but dread has dreads#prim actually gets rouge's natural hair!!! my rouge wears a wig and all the pieces that frame her face are gelled on#but if rouge [like. usual rouge] took her wig off she'd have a short buzz underneath. and i was so excited to draw it so i did#rebel keeps the wig. knucks is there at the very bottom but he has real tight braids#anyway one thing i was wondering while i was drawing is where the fuck did prim get the black shirt under her leaves shirt
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the way tumblr’s first suggestion when you go to share a post in the DMs is the OP themself honestly creates such a hostile work environment for distinguished DM shit talkers such as myself
#just let me BEC in peace as nature intended#(to be clear I’m mostly joking it is usually mocking the subject of the post more than the poster if that makes sense)
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a lot of windmill jokes make it evidently clear that the person making them has not, in fact, read the ingenious adventures of the hidalgo don quixote de la mancha
#irisposts#did we all just forget the part where don quixote can very much recognize that the windmills are windmills once he sees them#he gets scared at first because he doesnt get a clear look at them and isnt used to it#but once he knows that its windmills he backs off on the giant accusations#he accuses a lot of things of being giants really! windmills are just one of many#and then the second time windmills come up its because he cant see it he can only Hear it#and he gets scared of the noise because he doesnt know what its coming from#and then when he finds out its windmills and sancho laughs at him he malds about it#like 'please can you just fucking let me know if its windmills again next time. we Cant keep doing this'#don quixote is a failman with a fuckton of things wrong with him. you can make fun of him in ways beyond the one joke i promise
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✨i’m losing it, all i get is jealousy, jealousy ✨
#the mighty ducks#charlie conway#adam banks#and a little#jesse hall#because i do be pushing the 9line agenda always!#me: did you know jealousy jealousy by olivia rodrigo is a song about hockey boys and classism#this started out as a joke#but i think it would make for an interesting dynamic#i'm clearing out my drafts!#but while i'm here#it's really so interesting#how adam changed for the better#going from that 'i'm better than you' hawk mentality to being humbled#and how jesse changed for the better#going from 'cake-eater (derogatory)' to 'cake-eater (affectionate)' because he realized not all rich people are terrible#and charlie just did the opposite and regressed???#literally went from 'let's give bombay & banks a chance :)' to 'eat the rich i hate all y'all preppies'#and i get it's because they needed a conflict and classism is a big part of d1's storyline#but damn charlie tell us what happened between age 12 and 14#like ok#realistically i still think it's because they just gave him half of jesse's personality#to give him that role of a leader he never was in d1/d2#but obviously they weren't gonna point that out in the movie#but i wish they'd at the very least explored charlie's sudden resentment#and the conflict between adam and charlie#instead of having them fight and then make up(?) without as much as a talk!!#i think there's a lot of things d3 got right#but even more that they got wrong#ok this turned into me rambling
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I agree with you about Capcom bringing Nash back for SF6! I even made a post in my Threads account about him if Bison comes back, then there is a chance he might return! Please Capcom! Bring my boy back in the series! You been neglecting him for far too long!
I could go on about how I think they could bring Nash back in SF6 for AGES. The sheer fact that F.A.N.G. lived and is in SF6 (Fang Fei/Foo, A.K.I.'s master) makes me think that Nash probably survived his bout with Bison in some degree and could come back but there's so many ways they can go about it they could make it really insane if they wanted to.
They could have the Secret Society/Illuminati revive him again to use as an agent to gain ground against Shadaloo and potentially leverage Gill/the Society into higher threat standing (villain).
They could tie Darkstalkers semi-into Street Fighter and say that the Nash we would see is him after escaping the Makai and give him some more wacky magic-like powers (and give Darkstalkers fans like myself some more crumbs to survive on for a while lol).
They could lean into the Nash/Shadow setup from Marvel vs. Capcom and say that Shadaloo had/has him and the Nash we get to see is totally brainwashed into servitude by Bison or has escaped his brainwashing but like Cammy has no memories of his past. Or hell, just bring 'Shadow' back and it's just Nash but under a different name with different goals in mind!
But those are just my ideas after all.
Capcom needs to give us Nash STAT. I need to see my boy again!
(Also as an aside I love your art <3 )
#I'd love to know more about your ideas on how Nash could return ladydbzelle btw! <3#the disappointment speaks#not me going off on a tangent about ideas for how capcom can put nash in a game lol.#give! me! more! of! my! boy!#we cannot just have nash appear in like 2 canonical stories (sfa3's ending for him being non canon) and in both he fucking dies like come o#like bosht is dead in canon we see him die and he dead fr after the explosion because he's crispy#its heavily implied that akuma finally killed gen in sf5 too but its not explicitly stated its very clear he should be dead#nash? there was a big energy explosion and his dog tags he wasnt wearing fell to the ground#we see no corpse... unless we include 'living' nash as a corpse haha lol undead guy joke#so by technicality and the fact that nash said his body was deteriorating which I think is kind of strange given bison can revive with ease#like bison's revivals are stunted by his psycho power if I recall correctly. nash has the opposite of that in sf5#if anything by that logic nash should be immortal but instead he's dying rapidly? seems odd#my thought from other game logic is nash is either not nash but rather some 'Eleven' type entity disguised as nash and has no idea#or like a poorly made clone using old dna from nash's body that was deteriorating rapidly due to that fact.#or maybe it was nash but he didn't die completely in the explosion of energy but rather was severely injured and on death's door again#either way our boy aint dead until capcom shows me his corpse#also I want to see how guile would react to see his dead buddy again after he dies for the second time. lets make it a third. come on.#it could be so funny capcom you have no idea.#I went off in the tags lmao I should stop yakking and get to doing other things lmao#I may just be caught up on F.A.N.G. somehow surviving getting his ass beat TWICE in quick succession and falling AND the collapse of Shadal
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new potential love interest reveal for anyone invested in my personal life for some reason. bc some are
okay SO. there’s this other guy i work withhhh of course and i’ve had a bigggg crush on him from the literal first moment i met him because god he’s sooooo fucking cute UGH. (the first time i saw him at the training me and my bestie gave each other a Look and were texting each other under the table like Oh my god did you just fall in love with him too. we have been jokingly fighting over him for MONTHS 😭) however it was like. never that serious it was just a fun thing for my friends and i to joke abt all the time and i haven’t felt the need to talk abt him for a variety of reasons bc 1. i was clearly BUSY with my other situationship hell and 2. me and him literally Never talked. like we talked comically little it was almost a bit that we’d never had a full conversation he would give me his stuff and then leave the second i got there so it wasn’t like we were super close by any means lmfao. and of course 3. he just HAD to have a girlfriend because why wouldn’t he. why WOULDN’T HE. they always do. but me and my friend were like okay soon we have to gauge how serious it is like what’s the deal is it serious is it like a canada girlfriend or what. so i finally brought it up with him this past friday and he talked abt her a bit and showed me pics of them and she was verrryyyy pretty and they’d been together for like two years which whatever that’s fine cool now i know right. NO! that’s not the end.
first of all him and i have already been talking a bit more than usual (maybe a few full conversations at this point!) but even better we were actually teaching together this week which means we’ll get to spend a bunchhhh of time together (also me and situationship are separated which helps too bc. out of sight out of mind) and he was like i’m so excited to finally be able to work closely with you and talk to you and whatever which is fun i was super looking forward to it. but anyway context there had been a wedding at our week on friday and so on monday my other coworker was like God I feel sooo bad for him we keep talking abt the wedding and stuff it’s probably making him feel worse and i was like. hey wdym. wdym. and they were like oh he just went through a really rough breakup and he’s kind of unwell abt it. and listen this person is Not the most reliable source whatsoever so i was hesitant to believe it because he had literally been raving abt her less than three days prior bro like WHAT DO YOU MEAN!!! so i casually bring her up (he’d mentioned that they might’ve been going to an event at our work together in a few weeks and i asked if he was still planning on that) and he was like oh yeah me and girlfriend unfortunately broke up it’s kind of a mess right now. and i was like oh my god i’m so sorry i had no idea i feel bad for bringing it up and he was like no it’s okay it’s fine i should’ve seen it coming. it’s kinda funny i totally switched up the gender roles and *i* was the one begging her for an explanation and to try and stay and fix the relationship and she was the one who ghosted me LOL! (.) BUT THERE’S ONE MORE KEY DETAIL. he’s leaving in LESS THAN A WEEK ACROSS THE COUNTRY because he’s getting his fucking PHD from a nice ass school (i fucking know dude) i always knew this but he’s leaving like much much sooner than expected. but anyway he is like. insanely attractive and charming and smart and it’s like 😭 why are you doing this to me. he’s so tall and he has the nicest hands if anyone i’ve ever seen and he’s sooo sweet to me and he’s always nerding out abt the smart ass shit he’s studying and it’s soooo charming dude you have no idea he’s so fun to talk to and be around. he is insanely out of my league like i think we all have got to be a little in love with him but for some reason the last few days i’ve been deluding myself into thinking there’s any chance something could happen and yknow what? i will absolutely try my luck he’s literally gonna be gone in a week i will totally make a rebound offer bc he keeps asking to hang out soon and shit. the pieces are falling into place let me finally have this universe. LET ME INNN
#there’s also an unofficial joke abt us being married (long story i can hardly even remember) which is just funny tbh#there’s a lot of little things he’s done the last few days which i’m just like totally normal abt#but like let me make myself clear. i am being so delusional i think#but circumstances May help delusion work in my favor…#i don’t know i just don’t even know.#</3 posting
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oh fawn we are really in it now
#gideon shut the hell up challenge#mentioned siblings au so Ofc brain went to the robbery fight automatically but since that’s cancelled . thinking abt fawn being hunted down#(insert joke abt deer hunting here)#but fawn who solo vs cyrus just begs him not to let them die alone. robbery fight they beg him not to kill them in front of river#but in this scenario…… what good will begging do them……#pov u are abt to cain and abel ur sibling (unknowingly) but instead of trying to convince u not to they beg u to make sure it sticks#…….. OKAY ACTUALLY HOLD ON. EVIL THOUGHT. HEAR ME OUT.#we could give river his time to shine for sibling murder :) why should cyrus get to have all the fun?#river who is not being threaded and told to leave but is instead being threaded and told to kill. to finish what he came here for#he hates authority he hates being told what to do he hates these stupid fucking temporary ribbons that fawn laces his thoughts with !!!!#this post isn’t actually anything it’s just us thinking abt the visual idea of a rock being tied to a hand#and the ribbons wrapping down the wrist with the clear intention of puppeting it to crush smth (not shown but obvs fawn bc cain/abel ofc)#keeping up with the beckers
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cuttletavio is that type of ship which seems entirely ironic for everyone on the outside but is 100% very real for everyone on the inside
#idk if this makes any sense but it adds up in my brain#I joke around a lot but let me be clear I take old man yaoi seriously#so seriously in fact I made a bunch of hyperfixated posts (and technically this acc)#rambling (very real)
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why the fuck did i write about birds this fucking sucks. i just found out birds only sleep for a few minutes at a time, hundreds of times a day. do you know what this is going to do to my structure? the logistics of their road trip? this is already like three days late and i've been fighting for my life to get A Plot Like Any Plot That Makes Sense out and now the birds fucking sleep for 5 minutes at a time.
#i should've just bailed and written another story when i had the chance#i'm not joking i've never fought a fiction piece this hard before. usually because i'm not writing for specific deadlines#and not a piece so big. and not one that's gonna be workshopped. i wanna blow them away but if things keep going the way they are everyone'#gonna tell me the pacing sucks and it feels pointless and the characters feel really confused. I KNOW. I KNOW THAT. FUCKK#i'm the type to do about 15 passes before i let someone see my 'first draft' and i'm just not gonna be able to do that if i want to get it#in time for a workshop. every day i delay is making things harder for my classmates y'know?? but i've been writing like 1k words a day#and it's still not done. GUHH#I DON'T LIKE WRITING THESE CHARACTERS THAT MUCH THEY'RE NOT FUNNY OR ENDEARING AND THAT'S MY LIKE.#MAIN SKILL AND VIBE WITH SHORT STORY DUOS. BUT NOOOO I HAD TO MAKE THEM DIFFERENT CUZ I WAS SICK OF DOING#THE SAME DYNAMIC OVER AND OVER. BITCH THIS IS YOUR FINAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TRIED AND TRUE GETS THE BLUE (RIBBON)!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!#head in my hands head in my hands head in my hands head in my hands head#going to work on it some more. fuckk#the voices aren't consistent and i'm trying to make it clear that this is toxic bird yuri and not a mother/daughter thing but the maternal#themes are kind of fucking with that but they're important and i don't wanna get rid of them but it feels forced cuz im forcing it#sigh. i'm gonna have to cut the yuri. these two don't work romantically at all. what a waste of time.#i watched the entirety of mnthly girls' nozaki-kun in the past two days while avoiding writing. did you know that? the lengths to which i'l#go? anyway it was fun i appreciate fellow creative agony and i uh never knew how they did screen tones and wasn't expecting that somehow#so i learned something new (hooray). anyway back to. fucking. bird story stuff#i'm so mad i hate these two (<- lying. just pissy) i hate this story (<- mostly exaggerating. throwing a tantrum)#eughhhhhh i just wanna lie on the floor and cryyyyyyyyyy (<- completely deadpan irl. not That upset just kind of sick of shit)#i'm so burnt out and it's only gonna get worse. ughh#why can't someone just come in and write it for meeeeeeeeeeheheuhhh (<- would hate that)
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Maybe I am autistic.......
#Reflection/semi-vent incoming#I just ranted in my head about how I hate that people don't make their tone clear on the internet#And how the line between jokes sarcasm irony etc. and genuineness have been blurred so much#I just want people to be clear and upfront about their feelings... Then I thought “hang on isn't this what autistic people are on about”#OBVIOUSLY this isn't exclusive to autism (or even a symptom of neurodivergency)#I've just been.. thinking. I've always wondered ever since my irl friend asked if I've ever considered myself autistic#Let me tell you a secret dear friend: I've always considered it ever since I was a kid#But when I brought that concern up with my parents they laughed at me and made fun of me calling me an attention seeker#And I've been forcing myself to not even think of the possibility that I'm neurodivergent anymore#But... maybe. Maybe I am. It's so scary to think about using the language on myself#I just wish I could figure this out easily and get a clear yes or no. I wish this was easier.#chris p fried what?!
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did Scott ask you permission somehow to use sparky in the film , or were you just pleasantly surprised to hear he was in the film ?
i was just pleasantly surprised! honestly i do not mind him using sparky because the rumour of him spread far further than just my initial creation, so he kind of belongs to the fandom in that aspect. if he'd used my actual sparky design it would have been a different matter but as it is, im happy and very surprised that sparky was referenced at all!
#i keep making jokes about asking scott cawthon to pay me#but let me be clear those are jokes and i like that sparky was in the movie#but scott... if youre readingh... well.. hehe./..
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