#this is a joke fyi

[ysuft]

"gracie abrams is a nepo baby!!" okay she's had an easier start as a musician. however consider - gracie could direct star wars and her dad could not write that's so true

[blooferlady86]

Look, I don't have any proof that this is true, but...

We know Matt Mercer has at least created a character in ffxiv.

We know that Dawntrail releases on Friday.

Lots of people I know have taken a day or several off of work to play the first few days of the expansion.

And well, well, well, look who finds a substitute DM right before Dawntrail drops.

See you in Tural, Mercer.

[woman-respecter]

taylor swift is sooo WASP-y but she’s an honorary jew bc she gets blamed for everything bad in the world

[diocletianscabbagefarm]

I think Putin should negotiate to avoid further bloodshed by immediately capitulating and ceding half of Russia to Prigozhin. Shouldn't he just give peace a chance?

[katarascape]

glad that units of time are basically universal cos you just know the usaians would measure time in something like 'rate of hamburger eating' and 'rate of hamburger production'

[falllpoutboy]

crazy how marvel movies started to get a bad rep only after they killed off tony? coincidence?? I THINK NOT!!!

[somebodylovesyougcv]

i wanna sex you up (gcv) is actually brilliant and camp and iconic. Sorry if u didn’t understand ryan murphy’s vision but i did

[darksapphademia]

i feel like some kind of nordic stereotype with my regular sauna usage and fur-lined leather clogs

[fallout-lou-begas]

who wants to tell her

[ixtaek]

My theory on why they decided to make ZA instead of Black and White

Nintendo: People are rioting because of all the issues with Scarlet and Violet, we need something to get them off our backs!

Some employee: Well there’ve been a lot of Tumblr posts upset that we haven’t brought mega-evolution back…

Nintendo: GOT IT, MAKE IT SO

[guardiolas]

I can’t believe Ruben tried to pull a Charles Leclerc with Heidi and April after the break up! 🤣🤣🤣🤣 - 🇵🇹 MIL warrior

You didn't go there 💀

[corgiteatime]

I love seeing people call whatever is going on between Astarion and Gale as "toxic old man yaoi."

Because if you told them about it, Gale would look sad and say, "Toxic is a bit of a strong word. Everyone in this group has their own issues and-"

Meanwhile, the 200+ year old vampire shaking with rage behind him would shriek, "OLD?!?!?!"

[vangogh-vanhoe]

the fact that I can’t know with 100% certainty the outcome of a decision before I make it is mean. How am I supposed to make a decision before I know the outcome?!?!!?!

[jewishrizahawkeye]

this is revoked because i got covid at my fob concert and have been suffering from long covid for 7 months. pete wentz this is all your fault and its on site!

i would like to make a formal statement that any issues i had with pete wentz playing bang the doldrums without me present has been resolved. he is no longer my parasocial enemy and that title has been given back to charles bukowski

[tovaicas]

I’m literally unwell whenever I think about how much estinien loves people

[hater-era]

we're about to die (but what if we kissed before we all get shot)

sorry this is so sketchy and there is a goofy marius.

'the final battle' is one of my favourite moments in the show(understatement of the year). there is not a moment more exhilarating than when enjolras gets shot atop the barricade. (credit to actors who try to get shot eight times)

(a bit of a rant in the tags!!)