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Wait, so what makes it New England? New York has York right there in the name?

no context outraged post

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luigi mangione, the SUSPECTED (innocent until proven guilty) united healthcare shooter, has been charged with terrorism. that’s right. a man who supposedly shot ONE SINGLE PERSON is being charged with terrorism. because in america, billionaires lives matter enough that a SINGLE rich man’s death is considered a terrorist act against this country. think about that.

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americans: pssshh you think 80°F is hot???? i'm from big texas this is nothing kid, i might put a coat on actually

europeans: wdym 10°C is cold???? this is shorts weather bro, when you start pissing crystals then we'll talk

unattended raspberries: i went moldy while you were reading this

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We have GOT to stop pathologizing the joy out of life.

Saw someone claim that if you read a lot as a child, you were disassociating. No, you were reading. Because reading is fun.

"I have a problem with maladaptive daydreaming." It's only maladaptive if it negatively impacts your ability to function in the real world. Laughing at a joke you made in your head isn't doing that.

"You seem to do a lot if creative projects. What are you escaping?" I'm escaping this conversation.

Like what is the end goal? Because so far, all this has done has made it harder to enjoy my hobbies because you're turning a mindless process into something I gotta think about.

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Younger writers. Please, just know that you could not skip to different songs on a cassette tape, that’s CDs. With tapes you pressed fast forward or rewind and prayed.

Also, VHS tapes did not have menu screens. Your only options were play, fast forward, rewind, pause, stop, or eject.

Y’all are making me feel like the crypt keeper here, I’m begging you 😭

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please send me all the pics you have of these guys its for research

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Oh… I hurt from laughing.

I was playing around, singing Snow Miser, and I just… oh just listen.

PATREON | TWITTER | YOUTUBE

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you fuckers thought i forgot about elf practice didn’t you?

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These ladies are both equally valid.

Eowyn wants to be A GOOD MAN'S BRIDE GODDAMMIT

Héra is a bride of DEATH *electric guitar solo*

People comparing Héra and Eowyn saying they're the same when Eowyn is the biggest hopeless romantic you've ever seen while Héra is pragmatism incarnate THEY ARE NOT THE SAME

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in top ten decisions by the writers of War of the Rohirrim: going “okay, we can’t include a hobbit because canonically no one outside the northwest really knew those weird little guys existed before the events of Lord of the Rings…but we need to get that energy, so we WILL have a young man who is hobbit-shaped, both literally and narratively.”

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Your 5/10 nephews can stay. Only banish the 10's.

if you ever live in rohan, be sure to banish your sexy nephew so he can save the day when you need it most

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Disagree. When he flips out because she wants assurances of safety if she agrees to marry him, that's incel behavior. When he focuses on hurting her rather than achieving any real goal, that's incel behavior.

Up until that bit where she asks for terms to marry him, I would agree it's just misogyny, but he loses touch with reality.

Every time a lotr character is called an incel on tumblr an angel loses its wings.

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It occurs to me how funny it is that guys are mad that The War of the Rohirrim is focused on a woman. They must have skipped the paragraphs in Lord of the Rings that featured Eowyn because she's the most interesting Rohirrim in the book.

Theoden gets un-brainwashed, has Gandalf save him a few times, leads two great cavalry charges, then his horse lands on him and he dies. The movies seriously expand on his inner conflict. Once Wormtongue is gone, Theoden mostly just kind of follows Gandalf's advice.

Eomer is there too. Fights a bit at Helm's Deep. He gets super emotional at the battle of Pelennor Fields, overextends himself and has to be rescued by Aragorn.

Eowyn is told repeatedly (even by Aragorn) she can't help in battle, gets leered at and lechered at by Wormtongue, fails to get Aragorn to give her the time of day, defies the king, disguises herself and helps fight anyways, kills the freaking Witch King (with Merry's help) and his mount, gets mortally wounded, heals up and lands the best guy in the series in a lovely character arc that emphasizes the importance of hope.

WHY are you shocked that a story of a woman of Rohan would be compelling?

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I need good news tomorrow, why not

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