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call the police larry. call an ambulance. not his unnecessary feelings situationship??

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Okay okay okay.

I'm about to put on my tin foil hat, so please don't take this too seriously BUT

Don't you think it's strange that TikTok came back just as we were starting to get articles and posts online about how Americans using Rednote was creating wholesome cross-cultural understanding between the US and China?

Okay, taking my crinkly hat off now.

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Why do I have Terfs popping up on my For You feed? Between them and the porn bots, it's like playing whack-a-mole on this site.

I think because Tumblr makes you navigate to their profile to block or report them, (at least on mobile) it then adds them to suggested profiles. Because OBVIOUSLY you visited their profile because you like them, right? Not because that's the only way to hit them with the banhammer?

Tumblr, please, I'm begging you. Make it so I can block people without visiting their page OR don't use page visits to make suggestions. One or the other.

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Reblog daily for health and prosperity

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Made my dog mad with how much I laughed at this.

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For anyone who does public speaking regularly, do you ever find yourself in the middle of talking to an audience and then find yourself thinking about the fact that you're speaking instead of focusing on what you're saying?

It's kind of a dissociative experience and it freaks me out every time because there's at least one sentence that comes out of my mouth while I'm thinking of the act of speaking instead of the words I am saying, but the words still come out.

I have yet to completely beef it and say something strange, but I feel like it's only a matter of time.

Just wondering if this is a known phenomenon. It's like when you zone out while driving and find yourself at your destination without remembering the journey.

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This is the opposite for me.

If I encounter an inconvenience while cold, I quit, take my ball and go home, picking up a gallon of hot chocolate on my way home.

encountering an inconvenience while cold: damn that sucks, oh well, i’ll figure something else out!!

encountering an inconvenience while hot: we all deserve to die right now, come on everyone, lets all go die

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Me: *looking at a porcelain hand in the home decor aisle of a store* if I lost my hands in some kind of tragic accident, I’d decorate my entire home with hand-shaped things. Then I’d invite guests over for like, dinner parties and such and sit there expectantly just basking in their discomfort.

My boyfriend: Do you hear what you say when you talk? Do you know what you just said to me?

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i literally dont care what your excuse for using AI is. if you didnt put your own effort into making it im not putting my own effort into interacting with it.

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Did Terry Pratchett know?

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Love when somebody on my dash is like “everyone boycott this company! their CEO kicks puppies!” And it’s some company I’ve never heard of in my fucking life. I’m like okay I’m on it chief. In fact, I’m one step ahead of you.