#this is a joke don't get mad

[good-to-drive]

I've arguably disappointed my parents more by being a vegan than by being a lesbian but the worst by far is loving the Beatles

[communist-ojou-sama]

if men were actually at all like the way they're depicted in most straight-woman-authored BL I would become Andrea Dworkin

[cumaeansibyl]

I was just browsing around here at random and I think the current generation of social media users need to re-learn a certain truth:

the Secret Service will investigate all perceived threats to the president or top government officials, even if they are clearly unserious.

Now, they aren't going to arrest you for joking about it. They are going to show up at your house with printouts of your tumblr and other social media and ask you some very pointed questions and it's going to be extremely uncomfortable. They want you to know that they know what you said, and that if you were planning to do more than talk, you should stop that, because now they have their eye on you.

And yeah, in the back of their minds they're thinking "what if this seemingly harmless poster actually turns out to have a gun and a plan, and we dismiss them because we think they couldn't possibly be serious?" But mainly the first thing.

Let me make one thing clear: I am expressing neither approval or disapproval of this practice. I am stating the fact that they've done this for decades -- it's not a particular feature of the new administration. And given that their one and only job is keeping some very unpopular people alive, it makes sense that they're being damn sure no one slips through the cracks. Because it only takes one.

Oh, and just for the record, if you use common censorship techniques to talk about "unaliving" or "k*lling" someone you shouldn't, they can still find you. Some of these people have been on the social media beat for years by now, you know they speak fluent TikTok.

Be safe out there, okay? Don't get put on a list for a dumb joke.

[lazylittledragon]

what if i broke all the bones in your legs actually

[egophiliac]

so on the subject of the "Crowley is secretly Revaan/Laverne/Levin/please Twst give us his name" theory, I think my feelings are best summed up as "I don't really buy it, but it's funny". like, in all seriousness, I'm not opposed to it; I have enjoyed the writing in Twst so far and I'm willing to trust that whatever happens will, you know, make sense and not be terrible. but I'm just not really convinced by the current evidence! maybe that'll change once we learn more, we'll see!

with that said, may I propose a few alternate theories about the possible Crowley/Revaan connection:

[knifearo]

happy pride to all the aromantics out there :) your experience with love is undeniably queer and your presence in the community is so valuable. love loses <2

[hyperionwitch-art]

Exhibit A.1: two people who are extraordinarily bad at communication and Feelings ™.

YEAH THAT'S RIGHT.......it's time for a comic redo! And I'm only, uhhhh, a week late for Tev's birthday. I'm sure hurt feelings, confusion, and inconveniently timed personal revelations are what she'd want for the occasion.

Tev/Dren Masterpost

[dootznbootz]

When your beloved and hot af wife is crying but you must keep your eyes as hard as horn because your patron goddess told you to:

[muirmarie]

the fact that guy a literally entrusted guy b to carry his fucking soul, but somehow the majority of fandom is convinced that guy a and guy c are the soulmates......literally where did we as a society go wrong tbh

[bitegore]

if you're an egotistical artist, you should use alt text.

hear me out. you want to show people your art, right? you want them to see the important details, the shit they should be blown away with... right? so they know how to compliment you and what they should be focusing on, no? and you want everyone to see it?

put a description in the alt text.

not just "my oc standing in front of a background" no get descriptive after you say that. focus on that shit you put in there. "a woman with beautiful eyes and an ornate hammer" better. what'd you spend three hours detailing? "wearing a shirt with an ornate lace pattern" better! what are you aiming for? "it looks like a classical portrait" THERE.

and having the alt text button means people who can see might click on it too. and then be like "wow i didn't notice half of these details". its true. happens to me pretty often. half the time they're like "this owns, omg, you guys should look at the alt text" because i did a good job describing it and there's details even they didn't catch until they read it and looked back over it.

if you like when people stroke the hell out of your ego and catch all the cool things in your art. and you want everyone to see your art. put some alt text on that thing. for serious.

[wintaebear]

will someone point out to jack that he too was going to get the ring for boss by marrying rosé? and he only didn't because of romantic qualms and not moral ones?

[armoralor]

Emily Swallow’s face when d*nbo shippers in the crowd started yelling at Katee Sackhoff for saying Bo-Katan Kryze and Din Djarin have "no romantic undertones:"

Please don’t harass actors. Katee has been humoring inappropriate questions about a fictional romance for MONTHS. She has made jokes and played along to diffused awkward fan situations; ship what you want online but please don't bother actors with it (image from a different angle of this panel).

[transjeffdr]

Saw this template floating around on tiktok and had to contribute (og template below)

[purpleskelet0n]

After having an. absolute shitter of a day like a full level shart monster of a day you need to draw a cow dragon eat comfort food and watch relatable netflix shows to make it better

[spongebob-connoisseur]

honestly I'm just thinking of Slappy giving 2024 Nosferatu the bird while 1922 Nosey is holding him

You know what? He would. 2022/Spongeverse Nosey may be a blood sucking vampire but he'd NEVER break convent with his familiar just to act like an incel on main. Professionals have standards.

Slaps would give 2024 Knock many hugs and bugs. He deserves so much better not like Slappy's getting much better tho-

Slappy says 🐬🐬🐬🐬 you and your 🐬🐬🐬🐬-🐬🐬🐬 haircut