#this is a joke btw lol

[imsogirlkisser]

[zekescherries]

something in me dies every time i remember that zeke has THIS posture

[murdergrandpa]

not luz deadnaming this poor grandpa

[mattoyaki]

Why are you, as a bottom, working a 9-5?? Get back in the kitchen and make me a sandwich 😤

[moraent-keys]

Why is 2020/2021 coming back to haunt me? Cookie Run? Toilet-bound Hanako-kun?? DREAM SMP???

[crinkleshellhole]

don't ever send me this fucking ask again or i'll make your life a living hell

i will curse your blood line

this is not a warning, this is a threat

[demi-raven]

Math VS Maths

So I was going to math class right, and I sat down and the teacher said "alright students, what is three multiplied by-"

And I'm like "excuse me, three? as in, several?? I signed up for MATH class. Just one math. Sounds like you're trying to do some MATHS, plural, like those heathens in Britain. Are you not a patriot, miss??"

And she didn't know what to say so I reported her and she got fired. True story 😎

[monocaelia]

“ship ur moots w a character!”

no. they’re in a relationship (platonic) w ME.

[astro-eats]

Im in a hot cheeto blanket. You wish you were me

[your-ace-cousin-clover]

I keep forgetting that most of the drivers are not Americans. Like Lando Norris distinctly gives me a California beach boy vibe, you feel me?

[umbracirrus]

Man... What am I gonna do over the next ten hours if not to just open my stats page sporadically on AO3 to see if any of the numbers have changed...... 😮‍💨

[noahschnappinfs]

If he did reach his height finn said in that one interview he would fight him on set lol. finn doesn’t want noah to get taller then him as much as all of us

then i hope the paps catch that fight on camera so we get pics of noah’s aggressively winning that fight with his bare arms

[zekescherries]

im obsessed w eren's founding titan

[theoldkyokodied]

Guess who has been rewatching iasip...

[pandoa]

in every new game, there's a jumin han waiting to be discovered...

(malleus is just happy he finally got invited to something)

[keferon]

In regards to Blurr racing... imagine cybertronians watching videos of his races and their vent kicking on. (Cyber)worf-whistles.

Swerve is going to have to beat them off with a stick (but he need not worry, Blurr doesn't give anyone else a real second glance. )

Lmao

Imagine Blurr deciding to visit Ratchet’s hideout for the first time while everyone else is already chilling there.

Deadlock with his all hearing rabbit ears: Someone’s approaching

Hot Rod: Who?

Deadlock: No idea. But sounds like a real hottie

Jazz: *turns to Prowl with one eyebrow raised*

Prowl: Deadlock is trying to say that they got a really good engine. It’s…the better your engine the more attractive you are by the..uh…Cybertronian standards.

Hot Rod: Ha! And this one sounds good?

Deadlock: Oh it is purring~ Confess, losers, whose boyfriend is this?

Swerve: *Slowly and silently goes red*