#this is a joke btw lol

[imsogirlkisser]

[murdergrandpa]

not luz deadnaming this poor grandpa

[junglemax]

when adam cole comes back, mjf should show up, look like he’s about to fight him again, and then just start making out w adam in front of everyone

[demi-raven]

Math VS Maths

So I was going to math class right, and I sat down and the teacher said "alright students, what is three multiplied by-"

And I'm like "excuse me, three? as in, several?? I signed up for MATH class. Just one math. Sounds like you're trying to do some MATHS, plural, like those heathens in Britain. Are you not a patriot, miss??"

And she didn't know what to say so I reported her and she got fired. True story 😎

[ecccentrick]

When you think about it, Xie Lian was such a horrible cousin to Qi Rong. Always misjudging him. Some people??? Torture street children??? To cope??? His later cannibalism is obviously a manifestation of his craving for love. Love that Xie Lian had taken away along with his carriage. Yeah, people's lives were saved by that action, but at what cost???

[monocaelia]

“ship ur moots w a character!”

no. they’re in a relationship (platonic) w ME.

[your-ace-cousin-clover]

I keep forgetting that most of the drivers are not Americans. Like Lando Norris distinctly gives me a California beach boy vibe, you feel me?

[umbracirrus]

Man... What am I gonna do over the next ten hours if not to just open my stats page sporadically on AO3 to see if any of the numbers have changed...... 😮‍💨

[noahschnappinfs]

If he did reach his height finn said in that one interview he would fight him on set lol. finn doesn’t want noah to get taller then him as much as all of us

then i hope the paps catch that fight on camera so we get pics of noah’s aggressively winning that fight with his bare arms

[anonymousbutnott]

There’s gonna be thunderstorm in 90°F weather tomorrow it is NOT Halloween

[theoldkyokodied]

Guess who has been rewatching iasip...

[pandoa]

in every new game, there's a jumin han waiting to be discovered...

(malleus is just happy he finally got invited to something)

[thesnailkiwi]

Whenever I get a significant other, I have standards (spoiler warning theyre very low):

-meets/falls for in a fanfiction fashion

-proposes with a ringpop and/or one of the rings from the market toy machines

-similar interests

-funny, nice, plays video games

-lol I'm never gonna get anyone

-I already know it

-im going now bye

>oh yeah, and watches esmp or hermitcraft. THIS IS THE HIGHEST REQIREMENT.

[somewhereincairparavel]

okay but imagine. Thalia Grace, after Jason's death, in a fit of desperation, comes racing to Nico di Angelo, wanting him to summon his ghost, because she just wants to talk to her brother one last time. Before it's too late. Before he reaches Elysium, since the closest she could get to talking to her brother after he goes to the hero's paradise is through dreams, and that wasn't enough for her. Seeing his fragmented soul through dreams is not nearly good enough. She wants the message to reach him. The real him. Not a loomy remnant. She wants to apologise, as she feels her soul being hollowed out with guilt.

She should've looked for Jason, even after their mother told her that he's dead.

She shouldn't have been so busy with the hunters that she would have to cut their brother-sister conversation short.

She should've realised how much her brother craved her attention.

She should've come to the chb meeting that she'd promised jason she'd come to, she shouldn't have made her brother wait like a lost puppy.

The look in jason's eyes when she told him she'd have to leave was etched on to her face. Permanently scarring her soul.

She should've been a better sister. She failed him. She failed to make him feel wanted. She hoped Jason didn't face his death thinking that she didn't need him. Because Gods of Olympus, that would break her.

And she poured all of these gut wrenching thoughts to Nico, who suprisingly listened. Yes. Nico did resent Thalia for being in the hunters of Artemis, the same group that got his sister killed. But listening to Thalia pour her heart out to him, really hit a little too close to home. The daughter of Zeus seemed to echo a young nico, trying aimlessly to summon his sister's ghost to talk to her. They both had the same hollow red eyes, burning with hot tears streaming down, the same crease in the eyebrows, the same flicker of rage over their siblings's murder. At that moment, Thalia Grace looked as unthreatening as the king of all god's daughter could possibly look like.

But Nico was glad, that Thalia, atleast cared about her little brother to this extent. Up until this point, Nico had these lingering doubts if Bianca had really cared about him like this, she had dropped everything to join the hunters after all. Hearing Thalia talk about jason had healed his inner child. Maybe big sisters do think about their younger brothers, no matter how busy they appear to be... So he complied to her wishes. She deserved closure from her brother's death. It would do Jason some good too.

He poured all of his concentration into summoning the son of Jupiter, as Thalia anxiously chewed on her nails, pacing around the murky woods in anticipation. Until a wispy figure with rimmed glasses and neatly cropped hair, appeared in front of them.

"Hello, sis."

Nico di Angelo and Thalia Grace were more or less the same, when it came to wanting to make amends with their deceased sibling.

Except Thalia was the older sister who wanted her younger brother back, And Nico was the younger brother who wanted his older sister back.

[rysttle]

I'll be there on their side, I'm losing by their side-

[onionninjasstuff]

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