#this is a brag post and i’m not even ashamed

[officialbabayaga]

oh my god i can hear the SBA law students talking about health classes with my favorite professor and someone’s complaining that the lectures and the final paper assigned seemed ‘so easy’ because it only had to be 8 pages and he’s an old man who likes repeating the same stories, but then she got a B and was outraged because she was expecting an easy A, and that he was a stickler for citation style.

RIP to you but in his classes i’ve fully just pulled whatever citation format i saw at the end of a journal article and wrote my papers in a day and in the four classes i’ve taken with him the lowest grade i’ve gotten is an A (two of those, one A+ and one A* for best paper in the class). skill issue.

[ariseur]

I’m the sephiroth hc anon, yea I was referring to the sfw and nsfw, sorry for not specifying :0

sephiroth (n)sfw hc’s 𓆩ꨄ︎𓆪

sephiroth (ffvii) x reader

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guys the motivation is coming back to me TRUST ME i’m slowly but surely working on it.. 🙏🙏

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post nibelheim sephiroth being jealous, possessive, a little toxic and manipulative, mentions of sephiroths touch repulsion and touch starvation, nsfw will have a warning before it, intended lowercase, lmk if i missed anything!! 💕

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❥ soooo!!!1!1!1

❥ let me start off with pre-nibelheim headcanons because i miss a more domestic and ‘normal’ sephiroth rather than.. crazy seph lol

❥ so now let’s get into the actual thing!!

❥ i do not think that sephiroth is familiar with love whether it’s pre or post nibelheim, and if you read up on my angsty / comfort sephiroth fics you’ll see how i love the portrayal of where he’s so beloved by his fanclub and the public due to being a, “war hero” despite not feeling any close love like how you’d love him. the closest he’d get to developing emotional attachments would be his relationship with genesis and angeal (and maybe zack).

❥ it’ll take a while for sephiroth to fully trust and put his faith in you, but he’s actually very mature about romance. he doesn’t get very jealous and he’s very confident in your relationship and bond, if you read up on my jealousy hc’s i explain more there!!

❥ and when he really trusts you.. he’ll even let you perform his hair care routine on him when he’s too tired to do it himself. as you’ve seen, his hair is absolutely gorgeous and while he spends like an hour in the shower on just his hair— he spends more time when he’s out the shower as well with all the after product 😭.

❥ he enjoys having you brush his hair in the mornings and if you have long hair, he’ll return the favor. nothing’s better than sephiroth’s gentle hand cradling your head as he softly brushed through your strands, trying his hardest not to snag too hard on any tangles. if you’re comfortable with it, he’ll even hop in the shower with you and wash your hair for you. he’s not ashamed of nudity, he finds it a very normal and humanizing experience— knowing you can still be so vulnerable and not have it be sexual. he loves when you wash his hair for him too tho, it’s just super long so it’ll take a while lol.

❥ i cant see him as a morning person. i saw a post that he said, “sephiroths not a morning person, he’s a ‘im up because I have to be but if anyone talks to me, there will be murder’ person.” and i totally agree with that. you’ll wake him up, mentioning how he reminded you to wake up him bright and early tomorrow yet there you’d be, shaking his shoulder gently and he mutters a plea of five minutes more before pulling you closer.

❥ i definitely think that you guys would have to keep your love life private considering his job unless you’re like.. around angeal or maybe genesis. possibly zack, but you guys would have to make him promise that he wouldn’t tell anyone because he’d literally be so shocked. otherwise he’d go run to kunsel and brag about his knowledge or be so jaw dropped that he runs to angeal and is even more shocked when he already knows??? like, was he the only one who didn’t know about this whole thing??

❥ it’ll take a while for sephiroth to get comfortable with physical touch. although he secretly yearns for it, he’s also touch repulsed sometimes. it’s not that he’s appalled by you or your touch, it’s just that he’s gone so long without it that it’s foreign to him. once he gets used to it, he’ll eventually search for it and come looking for you in need of just some head massages or even just to rest his chin on your shoulder and view whatever you’re doing. he kinda does what cats do when they nuzzle the sides of their heads into your chest and like rub their noses into you.

❥ i’d like to think sephiroth’s very meticulous, so if you ever invite him in doing an activity such as baking or art or something, he WILL have to do it right or else he’ll get frustrated.

❥ as aforementioned, seph isn’t well versed in healthy love or adoration so if you even do a small task for him such as doing a chore he planned to do or cooking him pasta when he comes home— it will make him feel all gooey inside even if he won’t show it. he’s always calm and collected but, “even the coolest of people try their damndest to be alright,” as i mentioned in one of my headcanons for cloud lolol. he’s appreciative of even the small gestures, always making sure to thank you for your efforts as he knows they’re filled with love.

❥ for post nibelheim, though.. he’s lowkey manipulative. if you knew him before he found out about the jenova project, i’m assuming you’re only with him in hopes that he has some humanity within him that you can restore— well, that or you just like crazy men lol. he will definitely use that against you as a way of making you stay, always promising he’ll change after completing his plans with you by his side.

❥ if you met him post nibelheim though, he’ll be utterly fascinated with you as you’re basically his new toy. and he’ll follow you, regardless of when you met him. he’ll never let you leave his side after he’s gone crazy as he’s constantly reassuring you that his mothers legacy will be fulfilled, and that he can only do that when you’re beside him with support. it almost feels like it’s a shell of sephiroth. he never does any of the things he used to do before he was aware of who he really was, he’ll barely even let you touch him. he’s constantly on guard whenever you two are out, always keeping a hand around your waist or shoulder so that you don’t run off.

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❥ id like to think of pre-nibelheim sephiroth as a soft dom. always being gentle, even when you’re sucking him off so nicely that he can’t help but grip your hair— he always makes sure not to pull it too hard and instead bites on his hand until there’s marks. he’ll always cater to you too, treating you like a pillow prince(ss) and is literally at your beck and call. he will not tolerate brattiness though and will definitely punish you if needed!! he’s just so kind, it’s only fair that he reciprocates the same words you give him :(((

❥ i don’t think sephiroths that experienced, but i don’t think he’s a virgin either. he doesn’t have the time to pursue intimate relationships, but he’s definitely experimented with one or two of his fangirls or something. he sort of regrets it now, considering it wasn’t all that intimate.

❥ like i said, it’ll take a while for sephiroth to even get used to physical contact let alone initiate it, but once you guys do finally have sex, he is literally the sweetest. he’s probably a little rusty lol but he’s a very quick learner!! guide him and teach him how to make you feel good, it makes his chest swell with pride once he gets you making those cute little sounds :(((

❥ let me tell you this man is huge though. he’s around nine to ten inches in length and he’s a big girthier than average. he has like two prominent veins, one on the underside of his shaft and one on the left side. when he cums, it’s a pretty pearly translucent color and right before he blows it beads at the tip as he tries to hold it in.

❥ sephiroth would like to think that there’s a possibility that you two could have kids, although his duties and reputation (and future events..) kind of prevent that. so i think there’s a breeding kink in there somewhere, but if you’re not okay with it then he’s totally fine!! it might sting a little if you don’t want kids, but in the end its your body, your choice— and he will respect that!!

❥ if you’re a virgin, he’d like to make your experience worth while and makes it very clear to you that he’s beyond honored to have been your first. he’ll even place you on the softest satin pillows while he gently thrusts into you, interlacing fingers and slowly pinning them against your head while he watches for your expressions. if you get shy or look away, he’ll always let go of one of your hands to redirect your chin back to him with a soft, “look at me, darling.”

❥ he relishes in the soft sounds of your giggles, watching as you look over the display he set up for you with roses and a meticulously made bed for you, a trick he had learned from genesis once when sephiroth had been too worried of not being able to satiate your need for intimacy. seph would lift you gently, giving you a small kiss and carefully maneuvering his way to the sheets before ceremoniously laying you down beneath him. he savors these lax moments during sex, not just the serious ones.

❥ post nibelheim is a little iffy, he’s definitely more possessive and aggressive when he’s having sex. he’s also very condescending with his words, i can sense a dumbification kink somewhere..

❥ as i’ve said before, post nibelheim seph won’t let you out of his sight most of the time. so he’s so possessive that if he sees you talking to someone else in public, once you find your way back to him, you’ll have wished you never greeted them. he’ll mercilessly press your face against the mattress or table or whatever you guys are on, and talks about how silly it was for you to talk to someone so casually when you clearly knew he was watching.

❥ i don’t think he’d let you top him that much, maybe once in a blue moon would he let you act like you have control over him— but the moment you get too cocky, he’ll remind you of who really has the most control once he grips your hip dips and flips you over, catlike, vindictive mako eyes glinting in the shadows of his body.

❥ again, i’m sorry but it’s the truth, also a little manipulative. post nibelheim sephiroth would accuse you of talking to other men or wanting them to satisfy you instead. he’d grit his teeth and roll his hips even harder— claiming he’d just have to show you how much he’s ruined you for other people. they are but boys but he, he is a man. and he’ll make sure you know that by the time the day ends and the sun seeps through curtains.

❥ pre sephiroth makes love, post sephiroth fucks. there’s a huge difference.

[moon4nge1]

- Kenma Kozume Headcanons!!

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His Features/Expressions!

⤻ bored/uninterested look -Kenma honestly doesn’t mean to look like he’s not interested, but it’s just how he is. Maybe talk about something cool for once? (I’m pretty sure this is canon but :^)

⤻ soft hair! -this mans hair is so soft and fluffy; on some days! Rubbing you hands though it, especially after it’s brushed, is just heaven!

⤻ eye bags -I swear this boy will always have these. He’s always staying up to play a new game that just dropped, or just playing games in general.

⤻ has an upside down smile!!! -CANNOT TELL ME OTHERWISE!! Like when a joke is actually funny, the corner of his mouth will start to turn downward as he smiles! His hand soon covers it because he’s a little insecure about it! But you’ve shown his how much you love his smile over and over again! Only his close friends know of this!

⤻ sharp canines -he is also insecure about these! If he smiles hard enough, they’ll peak through a little! His friends find it cute though, it’s like he’s actually a cat! He’s considered having them shaven down, put you’ve shown so much love to them, he decided not to!

His Career! (Timeskip!Kenma ↧)

⤻ often has his friends ft. In streams! -most shown is Kuroo, along with Hinata; but only when he’s on break from volleyball! He is also open for Kuroo to add Bokuto, when he has time off of volleyball. Kenma has grown to enjoy the beaming presence of him!

⤻ does a lot of donation streams! -Kenma is very supportive when it comes to a lot of things! He does once a month cancer streams, if a tragic accident happened he’ll do a 24 hour stream, just a lot of things like that! One of his viewers once put in chat that they were struggling and admired what he was doing, he saw it, and then donated every dollar he made in that stream to that viewer!

⤻ has a yt. dedicated to video games! -on this account, Kenma will put a lot of his opinion on games he has played! It doesn’t matter if it’s good or bad, he’s going to say it. His bio is, “leave if you get butthurt” He once dissed a company’s game, and they had lost majority of their players. He then had to make a public announcement that “his opinion shouldn’t make you stop playing a game”; even if he had previously stated ‘never play his god awful game’

Lover Boy!

⤻ protective!! -he will let you appear when he’s on steam, but won’t disclose your face or any of your personal information, other than your name. Even when he’s out in public, he’ll shield you from a surprise fan! He’s not ashamed, just doesn’t want you to get hurt!! “Kitten you know I love you, I’m just scared that they’ll get to you. I need you with me and I won’t have a stranger with a screen break is apart. Okay?” He reassuringly whispered to you as he pulled you in a tight embrace.

⤻ cuddly -he can be on stream and still call you in to cuddle! Chat goes crazy when you sit down on his lap, your arms wrapped around him as you bury your face in his neck. All during the stream he’ll be talking to you, and chat can’t help but fall more in love with the couple! “Yes guys you’ll meet her soon, maybe when she’s Mrs.Kozume” he whispered to chat when you fell asleep. Let’s just say people died Kenma.

⤻ post you all the time!!! -just because he doesn’t want his fans to know you personally, doesn’t mean he wants you hidden! Every post of his, includes you. He’ll brag about you on his alt account, and on main when it’s big events like an anniversary or birthday! He wants to make sure you know he loves you dearly!

⤻ “kitten” -this pet name started back in Highschool! You had joined the volleyball team as their manager! He didn’t stay calling you this, it just accidentally rolled off his tongue one day. Trust right after he ran away to hide in the locker rooms. He missed practice that day and wouldn’t leave until Kuroo assured him that y/n was long gone.

⤻ takes chat advice! -he’ll have steams that are dedicated to his relationship! The title being “need help [y/n related!!]” chat immediately knows what’s up and starts to flood his chat with ideas for dates. He tries to keep this a secret from you, but clips of his stream will surface on your page! “Alright chat this is serious! I need a place to take y/n to!” He’ll focus intently on chat, agreeing once and while with a viewer on a place.

©moon4nge1 - please do not steal, copy, or repost on any other platforms without my permission!

✧ ☽ ✧ ps. I had accidentally deleted my account! So I’m having to rewrite everything! If you had already saw this, then I would appreciate it if you liked it again! T-T

[bloogers-boogers]

Your Adam with Lucifer vs Adam with Michael post made my day,

I love that you can just see that kind of dickishness of Adam that just shine through with both of them, like sure, he loves them but he's also self-center and selfish, like that part when Adam is ask whether he would fall/redeem himself for them, I honestly interpret that of him saying he would think about it, he wouldn't actually do it,

With that in mind, does the difference between him saying 'I'm in love with you' in one year vs 2 thousand years really mean that much, the way I see it is that Adam genuinely loves them, he's also shallow and an asshole

To put it more metaphorically,

Adam with Lucifer is like a rollercoaster ride, there are high points and low points, he enjoys it's fast pace but he probably wouldn't have chosen to go on the rollercoaster in the first place and had to be coax to even consider it

Adam with Michael, however, is like a hike up a mountain, slow and meandering, he probably took breaks that last weeks at some point but he doesn't stop hiking and eventually reach the top

YESSSS Adam will always have that dick side of his no matter what, after all the things he’s seen I can’t see him as someone entirely sweet. I see him bitter, bitter that humanity was doomed to sin and struggle, but even more resentful over sinners not taking their second chance on being worthy of heaven and ascending, instead falling to hell and indulging in sin. And now with this whole hotel thing? It was just a tic for him.

I do see him having followed through everything (those things the angels probably didn’t ask him to do. Good deeds that genuinely came from his heart but he doesn’t recognize the acts of good he did back on earth) to be worthy of ascending. But after seeing the atrocities of his descendants and his kids, heaven not being entirely ‘perfect’ he kinda lost it. Not worth the effort anymore, not bothering anymore on trying, having it easy?

Being in heaven just disconnected him from his humanity using the excuse that he was now an angel. Like I feel even the mask represents that side of covering up his human features. He’s ashamed of it, he doesn’t want part of it anymore but he would never get rid of it because it’s a big part of his character. And he knows, hates that. It’s kinda why he brags about it because it beneficial for him (a title of significance in heaven over the winners/stands out from the crowd) but he genuinely doesn’t give a fuck and hates it.

And yes!! I definitely made it meaningful in both of the “one year vs two thousand years”

I see it as it took time with Michael for it to build up after yk eden and his wives so it TOOK a lot to fall for Michael. Like a lot of work was put in that relationship to become stable. Adam has a lot of trust issues and Michael understood that so he was really patient with him and Adam appreciated that side of Michael. So yess!! Adam had a lot of breaks to actually considering taking it seriously and Michael was there waiting for him to take that step.

While with Lucifer they already had a history going on, so things just pieced together quickly, however with that rocky start ofc Adam would’ve NOT chosen to give it a go but with a lot of hard work Lucifer did manage to snatch Adam’s heart hitting the right spots of it and trying to fix the hurt and damage he caused on Adam. They have like ALOT of issues to work on but now they are willing to make an effort to not do the same mistakes (Lucifer mostly agdkshdowhsow) Adam has major abandonment issues and Lucifer cannot leave Adam even if there’s times he wants out (bc Adam is a dick himself)

Like, Michael slow but quick🔥 while with Lucifer quick but slow🔥?

He loves them both differently but the love is there nonetheless

I’m glad my post made your day! 💖

[spidervee]

marbles • jake seresin x fem!reader

summary: jake doesn’t always think before he acts and you tend to do enough thinking for the both of you. this is the story of your friendship and five years spent apart; your budding romance and broken hearts. because when you tell jake you can’t marry him, you don’t expect him to ever come back to you. but a lot can change, especially when you wake up in the hospital and his gorgeous face is the first you see

a/n: started this a while ago (with a different title, but never posted it, deleted my account, then realized this was a little brain worm that never went away lol she’s a hot mess y’all); going to try a taglist, so hmu if you’re interested? Each part of the story will cover a different key moment in jake’s relationship with reader

part one of eight: easy (like you) -> you and Jake reconnect at a frat party in freshman year

part two of eight: under-rehearsed -> coming soon! jake realizes he's still got feelings for you and you realize that maybe you never stopped holding a torch for him

series warnings: 18+ only! fem!reader; reader has no racial or body type descriptors except that she is shorter than jake; reader is nicknamed “jersey” but no use of y/n; loads of cursing; military inaccuracies, sorry; hospitals; mentions of: accidents, surgery, food, near-death experience, failed engagements, weed and alcohol; smut, dirty talk, and sexual banter — more specific warnings to be marked part by part but y’all know I’m writing Jake with a daddy kink; mutual pining; idiots in love; an excuse to write cowboy!jake; more tba if necessary

snippet: “Heard you’re a hero now,” you offer, desperate for the conversation to shift. If you can get Jake talking about himself, about his flying, then you’re safe. He never shuts up about it. 

No luck, you realize, when he simply sucks in his teeth and crosses his arms over his chest. 

“Your sister told me about it,” you continue, “As much as she could, I guess. Doesn’t really add up though, you being there to save those other guys.” 

Instantly, you and Jake both seem to realize where this is heading. Like the conversation is a semi-truck coming at you with its headlights blinding you and its horn blaring, but there’s nowhere to turn so a collision course is imminent. 

“Don’t do this, Jers,” Jake pleads. “Not now.” 

“I’m just saying,” you continue, riled up by Jake’s seeming refusal to talk, “You obviously put yourself in extra danger, willingly, might I add, to do something heroic. For what? A medal? Bragging rights? Jake, you’re absolutely—“ 

“I have nothing else!” 

The interjection, impassioned and angry as it is, catches you off guard. Jake has never raised his voice at you before today, not ever. Not even when you accidentally killed the engine on his tractor. 

You don’t reply, not for lack of wanting. It would seem that your voice has gotten lost, shrunk into your lungs, ashamed of all it had let loose just moments ago. Jake looks at you with a pained expression and you’re reminded of the night you might as well have pulled his heart out of his chest and crushed it under foot. 

“I’m…” 

“Forget it,” Jake sighs, defeated, “I’ll leave. Glad you’re okay.” 

He goes. You let him. 

Until you hear the front door close softly and you’re dragging yourself across the hallway. By the time you’re outside, he’s halfway to his truck. 

“What the fuck are you doing?” Jake shouts, disbelief written in his raised eyebrows. He looks half-angry, half-terrified that you’ll throw yourself down the porch steps. Your stance is ungainly, your body off balance with that weight of your cast and it would take very little for you to fall, especially as overwhelmed as you feel right now. 

“Don’t leave,” you call, trying not to cringe at how cliché you sound. “Jake, please. Just…stay?” He stares at you for a long moment and you feel sweat trickle down the back of your neck, but you’re not convinced it’s from the Texan heat. 

A small hint of a smirk starts to tug at the corners of his lips and it makes something warm and welcome explode in your chest. “A good ol’ Southern boy ain’t gonna leave his girl stranded, is he?” 

“Didn’t think you were my girl anymore,” Jake whispers, by your side in three long strides, his arms taking care to hold you up where you’ve started to wobble.

[shallowcrypts]

Avoidants are unfairly demonized.

And you know what? I’m sick of seeing anxious-attached folks being treated as if they’re fully the victim and totally blameless.

They just cannot ever admit that they might make mistakes, especially serious ones. Can't apologize. Self righteous as hell, and so, so blaming. It's such bullshit. It’s so often that the avoidant partner is forced to take “accountability” for whatever the issue and the AP gets to be relieved that its “not them” and they don’t have to look at their own outrageous behavior that may have contributed to the original issue.

AP’s get all the sympathy because they are usually the loudest, therefore we all have to center around their feelings. It's not that the avoidants DON’T want help, it's avoidants are more likely to avoid and if someone doesn't like conflict and the AP is constantly having a temper tantrum... so who is going to get heard? Have the most attention to their problems?

I was recently talking to a friend about couples therapy with her avoidant partner & even in listening I could tell that she didn't realize how much she dominated the therapy sessions, while simultaneously complaining he wasn't there enough. When he finally broke down and cried about something she had said, her response? You've never cried about that before but it bothers you NOW?

And that’s the thing, it's never good enough for APs. It is hard to be a person when an AP is suffocating the room, and it's easier for them to blame avoidants because we are the only people who will continually put up with their shit, because we ignore it and somehow they are the victims in that too. The goal post is forever changing with them, and nothing is ever good enough. They complain and put pressure on to be, think, feel a certain way and when you manage to come close, you're still somehow in the wrong. I would rather shove everything down and suffer silently than possibly trigger an AP into an episode because THAT is pure psychological torture.

And don’t even get me started about how they then proceed to be the "humble brags" of self-work:

"I just have too big of a heart and I over-give because I'm too generous.”

If all the APs I've known ACTUALLY took accountability it'd sound like:

"I make comments with the intention of making you feel ashamed and guilty so that in your diminished self-worth you might be insecure enough to come to me. Maybe if you're upset we can have a conversation or emote at each other, which is a form of connection, so I force that since I can't force you do do whatever I want at any given moment. I push and push and push and push you so that when you break A) again, I can feel the connection that comes with conflict, at least, and B) I can feel victimized by how 'mean' you are by finally breaking at my prodding. I do not ever stop to consider how this might be tanking your life and our relationship... because I always find a way to blame you for that. I have the audacity to purport to know what your problems are and your inner work should be, and though I'm begging you to open up to me, I don't listen when you do. I just cry because whatever you say scares me, and my fear is still ultimately more important than any of your experiences." APs don't "care" anymore than Avoidants as a default, though they may try too hard, sure.

The issue is that the “I care too much" gets recognized as "and that causes problems for ME” and they're like "oh look I'm taking accountability!" But they never get to the part about how them "caring too much" caused problems for OTHERS and they never want to earnestly apologize. Their behavior can be seriously, seriously, damaging to be on the other end of.

"I'm impatient, have unrealistic expectations, and I over-perform for love. I'm going to work on this with my therapist because I'm realizing now how this is backfiring and causing me pain."

^That would be accountability.

[wendytestabrat]

kyle’s hypocrisy in season 19 rant #2: his internalized bigotry (FROM THE VAULT [2020])

This is to add onto my post from before about how Kyle was being ignorant assuming David was from Mexico even though he was from Idaho. Honestly the line in “Stunning & Brave” where Cartman is in the hospital bed and he tells Kyle “You and I are bigots” hits so hard now. And Kyle is like “no you’re a bigot”. And I remember when I first saw that I just assumed Kyle was right and it was just Cartman saying dumb shit as usual, but no Cartman was right about Kyle being a bigot too. I liked that Cartman was trying to own up to everything in that moment but it sucks that Kyle was too stubborn to admit to it too. I mean yeah Cartman is WAYY more bigoted than Kyle but that doesn’t excuse the shit Kyle has done. First of all Kyle constantly fat shames Cartman, which is wrong and in that moment Kyle called Cartman fatass again and Cartman literally said “no more fatshaming Kyle” lmaooo. So he basically denies being a bigot but then proceeds to fatshame Cartman. Kyle you’re not making sense. But anyways what I really wanna talk about is the fact that Kyle is pretty much just as insensitive towards Judaism as Cartman. Which may sound surprising because yes, Kyle is a Jew, but it’s not like he’s proud to be one or we ever see him embrace his religion. No, Kyle is ASHAMED of it. Kyle is self conscious about being a Jew which is why he gets soooo offended by Cartman making fun of him for being one, he’s not defending his religion because he’s proud of it, it’s because he probably agrees with Cartman that being a Jew sucks, and he’s embarrassed. (Ya’ll SJWs don’t flip out at me, I’m Jewish too LMAOOO). If he was actually proud to be a Jew then he would just ignore Cartman or laugh it off and not make such a big deal out of it. There was this episode I honestly don’t remember but Kyle literally acted just like Cartman towards his parents, I think he was trying to ask his mom and dad for something and they said no so he was like “don’t be such a Jew” and Sheila flipped out at him for saying that. And Kyle can be quick to turn on his religion like in “Passion of the Jew” after Cartman told him to watch the passion & he believed that the Jews killed Jesus or whatever djsjjs. He literally WENT TO CARTMAN’S DOOR to tell him he was right about Jews. And I think that we really see Kyle’s insensitivity towards his own people play out best with his cousin Kyle. Kyle is embarrassed of his cousin, bc he’s literally the epitome of a negative Jewish stereotype, and in the episode where cousin Kyle shows up for the first time Kyle literally says in his own words “I’ve spent 5 years in this town trying to make a good name for Jews and this stereotype shows up and wrecks it all” Wow. You know what that tells me? Kyle pretty much views Jews as terrible and thinks the world only views negatively of them. I mean yeah there is anti-semitism out there but the fact that Kyle gets so hyper-sensitive about it and doesn’t know how to just shrug it off means he’s really just playing into the anti-semitism himself and making shit worse. And in the older episodes with cousin Kyle, they mostly just show Kyle being embarrassed by him, but in TFBW we see Kyle straight up being a DICK to him. That really shows how much of a bully Kyle is in my opinion, and since he’s so used to Cartman ripping on him for being Jewish he probably thinks it’s okay to pick on another kid that’s more of a Jewish stereotype than him.

update 2024: i have my receipts as usual ⬆️ and yes i’m gonna brag abt this again but i love how i was ahead of my time pointing out how kyle has internalized anti-semitism before anyone else did lol. cartman’s kid deadass called kyle a “self-hating jew” in the post covid episodes lol

[abbsparagus]

the ex boyf does not deserve my tears. he was an asshole. during the whole relationship i begged for bare minimum he never held my hand or walked me home.

i wanted him to post me on social media and he refused. always. stating that because he doesn’t want his future employers to see it and not want to hire him. i always respected his privacy but now it feels like he was ashamed to be dating me even tho it was his choice.

after dating four times, and he doing 3/4 breakups, he always begs for me back (EVEN THO HES DONE MOST OF THE DUMPING) and this past time when i ended it for good because i wasn’t treated like i should be and he didn’t want to make time for me he tried begging for me back and i said no. like ew no.

fast forward two months. he adds me on bereal. i accept. i see he went to a christmas light show with a girl. i remove. easy. don’t need to put salt into a wound. HE ADDS ME AGAIN. i accept. i decide hey, we were in love i just want to see how he’s doing.

last night he posts a GIRL IN HIS BED. they’re fully clothed but it’s the PRINCIPLE. he never posted me on anything. he never bragged about me and i never met his friends.

why say you love me and beg for me back yet be the first to move on??? and pOOST HER?? what will your future employers say???

anyways he’s been blocked on everything and i’m leaving him in 2023 bc fuck that guy he was an asshole just the first love ugh gross

i’m on my hot girl shit now it’s okay

[ladysophy]

Lincoln Should Be Ashamed of Himself

*Very Long and controversial post ahead. You may have some cognitive dissonance while reading this post.*

I’m nearly done with reading The Real Lincoln by Thomas DiLorenzo and it’s an eye opener. We (both Americans and non-Americans alike) have been lied to about this tyrant and his administration (aka his cronies) and the amount of damage they have inflicted upon America in the rest of the world by dictators and power hungry politicians following their lead.

Despite popular belief, it was not the American founding fathers’ (Washington, Jefferson, Madison etc.) intention to have a centralized government that America has now. They only wanted a limited and decentralized government and saw that the states were sovereign and had the right to secede. Lincoln blatantly disregarded this once he became President and was the originator of the myth that it was treason for the states to secede. He figuratively tore the American Constitution in half when the War Between the States (aka “American Civil War”).

According to DiLorenzo, Lincoln had a certain economic agenda. He wanted to create a 19th century version of a corporation where only a select few have money and completely disregarding the rest of the population. Lincoln was a corporate railroad lawyer before he became invested in politics and eventually the American presidency. He also had backing by some Northern bankers too (This is where is all about the money when domestic and international conflicts come to play).

Not only Lincoln viciously disregarded the American Constitution, but he also viciously disregarded international law when it came to wars. According to international (European) law at that time, it was considered a war crime if the army plundered, pillaged, raped and killed defenseless civilians that had nothing to do with the war at hand. Lincoln had his favorite generals, Sherman and Sheridan, tazed countless Southern cities to the ground where the majority of the population were women, children and men too old or sick to fight. There are countless primary sources that speak of these horrific crimes (murders, rapes, and destroying items) done to these poor civilians both white and black.

So why did Lincoln didn’t want the South to secede even though they had the right to do so? Simple, he was greedy. He and his cronies in Washington DC didn’t want to lose extra income from the South.

Lincoln inspired a lot of dictators including Hitler. To quash down any form of opposition in the North, his right hand man, Seward, established a form of a secret police to arrest anyone who said anything against Lincoln, his policies and the war, no matter how small or subtle. Seward had the audacity to brag to a British ambassador that he can put anyone away in the North and he was more powerful than Queen Victoria of Great Britain!

If this sounds very familiar, it is. It’s alleged that some of the American bankers helped the Bolsheviks in power with President Wilson’s blessing. Slightly off topic, but when the Russian Revolution was in full swing and the murders of the Romanovs and other Russian aristocrats were taking place over 70 years later after Lincoln’s reign of terror, Grand Duchess Maria Georgievna of Russia (née Princess Marie of Greece and Denmark) pleaded with Wilson on her family’s behalf when they were in France, but Wilson basically shoo her away.

Back to Lincoln, a preacher was even arrested for not praying for him in church where his administration made it mandatory to do so!

Not surprisingly, the people in the North who were arrested didn’t have no trials nor legal representations. They were immediately sent off to prison for the reminder of Lincoln’s presidency. Lincoln overturned the habeas corpus that made people have these legal rights.

Lincoln’s legacy after his assassination was just as deadly. After his assassination, there was a 12 year period called the Reconstruction. During this period, the South had militaristic dictatorships in thanks to the Republicans who held Lincoln to a high regard. The Republicans used blacks as political pawns by giving them the right to vote, but they could only vote Republican. The Republicans didn’t want the blacks to improve their living situations and education (many were illiterate), they wanted them to vote for them! The Southern white male voters couldn’t vote during this period. Not surprisingly sadly, this caused a lot of resentment with the white male voters and caused the souring of race relations that is unfortunately well known today.

And before anyone says that the South deserve what they got because they were evil slave holding racists, uh the North was actually more racist in the years prior to the war than the South believe it or not. There were black codes established in the North and many Northerners didn’t want to be near blacks, including some of the Northern abolitionists. Many wanted to remove all the blacks from America like Lincoln did. The many, but not all Northerners’ politicians blatant disrespectful talk about blacks in House of Representatives offended the future CSA President Davis. So much so that he wrote a letter to his wife about it. I’m not kidding. I was actually shocked when I found this out recently.

In the South, many whites and blacks were used to each other’s presence. They even greeted one another and the white women even trusted some of their black women servants or slaves to care for their children. There are countless photos of black women holding white children to back this up. The majority of the blacks who were in General Lee’s, CSA President Davis’, and CSA Vice President Stephens’ households had a lot of very good things to say about these so called evil hateful men (and no it isn’t because of Stockholm syndrome). Davis adopted a little black or biracial boy depending on what source you read and Stephens taught his slaves to read and write (which was against Georgia law at that time). Lincoln and his cronies would strongly balk and be horrified at this! And many American politicians and historians had the gall to say Lincoln cared about blacks which he clearly didn’t.

While there were some unfortunate cases of brutality in the South against slaves and free blacks, it wasn’t as widespread as some warmongering and imperialistic Americans want you to believe. In fact, the Confederate army contained blacks (!!!), Native Americans, and some Mexicans along with Southern white men.

And slavery was on its way out. Lincoln could have ended slavery peacefully like other countries, but this despot didn’t! So I am not defending slavery at all! I find it horrible. I am black American and some of my ancestors were slaves.

In closing, always remember that the victor writes history. The American civil war is of no exception.

P.S. Davis and Stephens had their issues too. Both men didn’t get along with each other well. Davis had a prickly personality which his chronic painful condition didn’t help and it has been alleged that Stephens believed in some of that psuedoscience crap that stated blacks were not extremely smart. If so, then why did he taught his slaves to read and write then?

[planetdream]

— TXT AND PET NAMES

this post contains; fluff! a few swears i think

💌 this is partially a request, partially not :) used baby/babe as a default pet name for the boys bc i couldn’t think of anything else whoops. it's been a minute since I've posted something abt txt so i hope whoever reads this enjoys it :) <3

YEONJUN

wholeheartedly squealed and blushed when you first called him baby. you tried to explain to him that it simply slipped out (since you weren’t dating at the time), but he didn’t believe that for a second. from there on out you are only to refer to yeonjun as baby and NOTHING else. he might let you pass with a “jjunnie” but nothing else. he is your baby.

calls you lovie and darling, but will really try whichever name that gets you to melt quicker. he has pretty baby locked and loaded for whenever you’re acting a bit unruly and he needs to shut you up for a bit. otherwise, he’ll use just about any pet name he can get his pretty hands on.

SOOBIN

kinda just… stood very still for a moment the first time you called him baby. one part of him thought he misheard and the other part knew exactly what you said. looks at you with big eyes, mouth slightly open as he hesitates, then points to himself “i’m baby?”. yeah he’s caught off guard a bit but holy shit aaaa !!! you just called him baby !!!!

i would bet $20USD that binnie would call his s/o bunny, come on, trust me (sources: me). he’s a classic guy so i think he’d also call you sweetheart or sweetie. it just fits you well in his opinion because you’re so sweet to him. plus, sweetheart just adds a little flavor in an argument or when he’s being stern with you.

BEOMGYU

when you called gyu 'baby' for the first time? error ?? beomgyu.exe has stopped working ?? and then he realizes and he's so !! over the moon about it. i believe beomgyu brags about his s/o so ofc he's gonna be like "so earlier today, y/n called me baby for the first time. totally cute" all while not mentioning how he did a little happy dance after.

so, i have this idea in my head filed under “BEST BOYFIE BEOMGYU” where he calls his s/o ‘baby bear’ and i scream every time i think of it. i also think he stacks on pet names when he really wants something. for example, he wants you to cook him dinner? get ready to hear: “my sweet angel darling who i love dearly” and he’s not ashamed.

TAEHYUN

had the CUTEST smile when you called him babe for the first time. answers you all politely and cutely, ask what he can do for you. but he's literally SCREAMING on the inside. and it's not even the biggest step in your relationship but he's blushing and such. says "haha you're the cutest" because he can't be the only one cheesing.

uses those sugary sweet pet names when he really wants something. otherwise doesn’t really use them all that much besides lover and babe. mostly uses babe in a mocking tone, just to tease you. otherwise, i think taehyun mostly calls you by your name or nickname. refers to you as his lover whenever you're mentioned through conversation or text.

KAI

he’s a bit embarrassed, but not in a bad way or anything like that. he simply just wasn’t expecting this. and definitely wasn’t expecting butterflies to erupt within his belly at the way you called him baby. overthinking about whether or not he has to start calling you baby and other sugary-sweet names.

can shyly call you baby, but similar to taehyun, mostly calls you by your name/nickname. got really emotional one day and called you lovebug and then his boo days later. almost screamed when he thought you caught him googling pet names one day. regardless, he'll start using pet names slowly but surely.

© PLANETDREAM 2021

[primofate]

Genshin x fem!reader [Volleyball Team AU - Inspired by Haikyuu!] He introduces S/O to the team

Before you read this, might be a good idea to read the introduction first. To give you the whole low-down of the team and their dynamicsssss.

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Scenario: You and him have been dating for a while now. Why does the team not know and what’s their reaction in finding out/when he introduces you?

Warnings: AU if that’s not your thing then don’t read, not proofread...as usual.

#1 Zhongli (Captain/Wing Spiker/Ace)

You’ve been dating for nearly 5 months at this point. Beforehand the two of you were close friends. So the team kind of already knew you guys were close, but you’d never met the team properly.

It’s not that he was HIDING your relationship, its that he didn’t want to pressure you into meeting his team. They could really be an overwhelming bunch of high schoolers sometimes.

As it happens he walks to the gym hand in hand with you one day, his other hand on his duffel sports bag, thinking that he’d be the earliest one there as always. 

But when he slides the gym doors open his WHOLE TEAM greets him “CAPTAIN!” and then there’s an awkward silence that descends as they all catch him with his hand intertwined with yours.

KAEYA AND TARTAGLIA LOSES IT. “C-Captain, you had a girlfriend and didn’t tell us?!” “You finally made a move on her?!” “S’about time!”

Needless to say they both get knocked on the head by Zhongli’s fist. 

Zhongli sighs and turns to you apologetically but you say that you don’t mind meeting them. He perks up and claps his hands to ask his team to line up.

They do so diligently. Kaeya, Tartaglia and Thoma are giddy while looking at you. Xiao and Kazuha have their mouth slightly agape as if you’re some kind of rare species. Diluc and Albedo stare you down. 

You introduce yourself as Zhongli’s gilrfriend and as you do so Tartaglia’s eyes dart towards Zhongli who has a slightly shy expression on his face. 

“Oh, oh question time!” Thoma raises his hand “Does the captain secretly eat sweets behind our back?” You haven’t even answered when Kaeya asks “Does the captain ever glare at you (he mimics Zhongli’s face) and say 10 Push ups NOW!” Surprisingly Diluc raises his hand too “...Is the captain strict with you too?”

Zhongli gets irked the more questions are asked and he finally steps in with an ominous presence. “10 laps around the gym...NOW!” 

He apologizes to you again but you reassure him it’s totally fine and they all seem like such fun. 

#2 Diluc (Vice Captain/Wing Spiker/Defense Specialist)

The vice captain is a very secretive guy.

Not even his brother knew.

It’s not that he was ashamed of you, he just liked his privacy and you already knew that. 

But there was this one time where he forgot his textbooks under his desk and you had to go and give it to him while he was at practice.

Shyly looking into the door the first one that spots you is Albedo.

“...Do you need something?” you tense up at Albedo’s question and shakily hand him the textbooks.

“U-Uhm... D-Diluc’s...”

Albedo tilts his head and turns to shout at the team. “Someone’s looking for the vice captain,”

Everyone stops what they’re doing and snaps there head towards you.

Diluc jogs over, sweat still fresh on his forehead. Without thinking he takes the books from you, small smile on his face and thanks you.

The rest of his team freezes up all thinking: “Hold on, is he...SMILING?”

You’re oblivious to them staring and give him a quick kiss on the cheek before leaving. When Diluc turns back his team is glaring daggers at him, he stares back at them. Doesn’t say anything, and continues practice.

No one is brave enough to ask him about it.

Tartaglia whispers to Kaeya “You didn’t know about it either huh?”

#3 Kaeya (Middle Blocker)

This MF would talk about you whenever he had the chance.

Y/N this, Y/N that, Y/N is so cute. 

Frankly the team is kinda tired of it. 

But when you finally visit one of their practices the team levels their gaze at you and think “Oh shit, he wasn’t lying, she is actually cute,”

Sees his teammates expression and brags even more. “I know what y’all are thinking. You’re thinking, OH! She’s actually really cute! Hm?”

Slings an arm around you shamelessly with a grin. “Back off boys, I’ll block all your attempts,”

Diluc is the one that walks up to you and you blink at him. Kaeya blinks at him, confused as well.

Diluc suddenly bows, “I feel sorry for you but please take care of him,”

The rest of the team either bursts out laughing or snickers behind their hand.

Their vice captain is low key savage

#4 Albedo (Setter)

The team finds out about you cause when they finish practice they find you waiting outside the gym.

Kazuha asks politely while the others look on “Are you lost?”

You straighten up and stutter a little, “Ah, uh, no, I’m...” You’re at a loss for words. 

Then Albedo suddenly appears from the gym doors and sees you. “Ah, were you waiting long? Sorry,”

Thoma tilts his head in question. “Albedo...Your sister?”

Albedo at this point was standing next to you already. “...No, my girlfriend,” like it was the most normal thing in the world.

Everyone is stunned into statues.

“H-How did you get one before me?” Tartaglia looks as if his soul had been sucked out of his body.

“Next time you can just come inside and wait inside the gym, it’s dark out here,” their responsible captain suggests and you’re amazed at his kindness and bow at him with a thank you.

Albedo doesn’t see what’s the big deal and just grabs your hand and starts walking away.

#5 Tartaglia (Middle Blocker/Wing Spiker)

The team already knew since the first date. It’s because he.would.not.shut.up.about.it

That particular day at practice his spikes were a tad bit stronger than usual.

“Oi... you’re getting too excited...” Xiao mumbles at him. Tartaglia just grins and scratches the back of his head. “Aaaahhhh... I can’t help it, I’m so nervous for my date with Y/N!”

A few more dates later he starts showing off his phone wallpaper to the others. It’s a picture of you and him.

Kaeya tries to piss him off by saying, “Huh, we’ve never actually seen her in person. Maybe it’s photoshopped,” The others snicker.

Is so pissed, asks you to come immediately.

You thought it was an emergency so you come into the gym with a worried look on your face only to be hugged tight into his chest. “See? See? She’s totally real and totally cute!”

Albedo crosses his arms and blinks, then looks at Kaeya “...You totally baited him, he’s such a simpleton.”

Kaeya responds with a smirk “Right?”

#6 Kazuha (Decoy/Middle Blocker/Wing Spiker)

The most formal out of all of them and even tells them seriously that he had an announcement to make.

Next day he comes into practice with you in tow.

Properly introduces you as his girlfriend. 

Everyone is wide-eyed at how official it feels. Then you suddenly take out a big container of fruits and tell everyone it’s for them (The captain doesn’t allow sweets, he thinks it’ll fatten them up or some crap.)

EVERYONE IS BLESSED BY YOUR PRESENCE and Kazuha is just enjoying you getting along with them.

Kaeya and Tartaglia try to whisper and bribe you into making cookies for them. 

Albedo and Xiao stares at Kazuha thinking ‘If someone like you can get a girlfriend, we can get one too, right?’

You offer to come back next time with more fruits and some secret cookies.

#7 Xiao (Libero)

Tried to keep it a secret because he knows his team will make a fuss about it.

The team finds out when his phone suddenly starts ringing in the middle of practice and he asks for a timeout to pick it up.

“Mm... Yeah... I’ll pick you up when I finish,” Everyone starts nudging each other when they hear him talk to you in an unusually calm and soft tone. So different from when he plays volleyball and gets angry at them.

By this point everyone tries to keep quiet and enlarge their ears to eavesdrop.

“Idiot... I won’t be late. I promised to take you out didn’t I?” 

Hearing their tsundere libero say something so sweet makes everyone combust.

When he turns back everyone is staring at him with smirks on their faces. “Hey, why not just ask her to come here?” Kaeya sneakily suggests.

Xiao blushes “A-As if I’d let her near you bumbling fools!”

He was worried it would scare you away, actually.

#8 Tohma (Pinch Server/Middle Blocker)

Literally no one is surprised he has a girlfriend.

It would be MORE of a surprise if he DIDN’T have one.

But they find out cause he left his phone out on the bench one day and there’d been a text message while Xiao was conveniently sitting on the bench.

“...Tohma, someone me--” Xiao looks at the screen where the message ‘I love you!’ is clearly written.

Xiao is so curious but is not gunna admit it so he nudges Kaeya or Tartaglia who might be sitting next to him and secretly motions over to the phone.

They read it and ask in a real loud voice “Oi Tohma! Who’s Y/N? They said I love you!” 

Tohma laughs nervously and since it’s already out he might as well introduce you. 

“This is my princess,” he says when you enter the gym to walk home with him that afternoon. You bow and introduce yourself and everyone looks at you thinking... “Ah, they look like the perfect domestic couple,”

Low-key everyone is jealous of how you dote on him.

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[raven-at-the-writing-desk]

tbh personally, i think the least popular character in both EN and JAP is Silver. he barely gets any recognition beyond just “haha boy who sleeps constantly”, which i guess is kinda fair since we don’t actually see much of him in both the main story and events (besides endless halloween, he basically does nothing in fairy gala until the very end). it’s pretty sad since he’s one of the few “good” characters who openly express things like compassion and honesty, and his personality should’ve been fleshed out more, like insecurities about being a human because of Sebek who is pretty harsh and racist towards him from what i’ve seen.

i’m really crossing my fingers that he gets the spotlight in chapter 7 because compared to all the other Diasomnia members, he needs and deserves it the most in my opinion. even Trey has a lot more personality than Silver.

[Referencing this post!]

I do think that Silver is also in the bottom in terms of overall popularity, but I still think he’s more popular than Ortho just because there’s a lot more to discuss when it comes to Silver. We don’t know much about his past or about his origins, so that means we get a lot of potential routes for discussion and theories. Furthermore, while not as popular as other characters, we do get a significant amount of shipping content which involves Silver (which, again, cannot be said for Ortho, as he is a child and a robot). We also get lots of wholesome Diasomnia found family content, especially of Silver with Lilia, or of Silver butting heads with Sebek!

I don’t think it’s fair to say that Silver is one-note and needs more fleshing out at this point in the main story, as a lot of the other characters suffered from lack of prominent characterization until far later (especially if they were not OB boys). For example, Jade does very little to stand out until episode 4. It’s just a lot harder to appreciate Silver’s more subdued personality (his compassion, his pure heartedness) unless you specifically go out of your way to hunt for those nuggets where he is able to stand out. As for events like Fairy Gala, it’s not a problem exclusive to Silver 💦 It’s difficult for an event story to evenly divide screen time between its many characters, and sometimes they just fall to the wayside to better showcase other characters (mainly the SSR boy).

I’m not going to deny that Sebek is racist towards humans (because he is) 🥲 but it’s not as simple as just calling it “racism” and claiming he’s too harsh or a hateful person. I’d implore you to read this character study of Sebek, as it can give you a better understanding of where he may be coming from. Back on the topic of Sebek and Silver though! Though Sebek dislikes humans in general, Silver is actually one of the few humans he shows respect to (although he does it in the usual “Sebek” way, which typically comes off as condescending anyway). For example, he brags about Silver’s grace and says that others cannot hope to match him (I believe in a Fairy Gala: What If vignette). Sebek generally only tells Silver off when he disagrees with Silver’s actions, not with Silver’s race. In fact (if I recall correctly), he scarcely calls Silver “human”—and Silver, for his part, seems to tolerate Sebek’s outbursts for the most part (kind of like how an older brother patiently pits up with their younger sibling’s tantrums), though Silver does call Sebek out occasionally. We see an example of this in episode 5, in which Silver points out that Sebek is half human himself, so he is shouldn’t be shouting, as well as various other points in which Silver tries to calm Sebek down.

Another thing to note is that Silver actually seems to be very secure with his being a human, not ashamed. I don’t really think it’s a big point of contention based on how it has been presented to us so far. If anything, Silver almost seems to have pride in being the type of person who can bridge the gap between humans and fae, as is show in Fairy Gala: What If. It’s not something he’d openly boast about, but something he’d share with a quiet sort of compassion. As a child, Silver was initially very shocked to learn that he and Lilia didn’t share the same blood, but he has noted that since then, he has become very close with his fae father and cherishes him a lot. He does not see humans and fae for what they are, but what they could be: creatures capable of living in peace with one another. Lilia accepted him for being human, and so Silver accepts that as well.

Mmm, I personally don’t like the idea of claiming who has “more personality” than others. Every character is unique in their own way, and they’re not going to hit home with everyone. Like, I’m personally not a fan of Trey (whom I believe has the most “standard” personality of the cast) or Silver, but I can acknowledge that they each have their own charm points and strengths that appeal to certain people.

[your-average-weeb-dealer]

𝐉𝐉𝐊 𝐜𝐡𝐚𝐫𝐚𝐜𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐬 𝐚𝐟𝐭𝐞𝐫 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐝𝐞𝐚𝐭𝐡

Characters in this post: Yuji Itadori, Megumi Fushiguro, Nobara Kugisaki, Satoru Gojou, Toge Inumaki, Kento Nanami, Junpei Yoshino, Ryomen Sukuna and Mahito (again, no slander this time)

Warnings: Death, grief, mentions of murder, mentions of execution, depression, bad eating habits, This gave me the sads :P

{𝐘𝐮𝐣𝐢 𝐈𝐭𝐚𝐝𝐨𝐫𝐢}

↳ He would start distancing himself from people, everyone around him was dying- he doesn’t want to hurt anyone else. Itadori’s usual smile replaced with a straight face, he’d be so quiet most people couldn’t tell if he was in the room. He cried into his pillow every night and held it close to him, pretending the pillow was you. He awaited the day of his execution. When he finally gets to see you again.

{𝐌𝐞𝐠𝐮𝐦𝐢 𝐅𝐮𝐬𝐡𝐢𝐠𝐮𝐫𝐨}

↳ He often pretends that you’re still alive, that you’re just on a mission somewhere far off. He wraps your hoodies around his pillows and falls asleep holding them. Megumi would go into a deep depression. He never got out of bed- he never had the motivation to. He ate little- you weren’t there to enjoy the food with him, so what was the point?

{𝐍𝐨𝐛𝐚𝐫𝐚 𝐊𝐮𝐠𝐢𝐬𝐚𝐤𝐢}

↳ Out of everyone here I think she’d have the worst reaction, Nobara became upset and sad that she wouldn’t know what to do. She handles grief by pretending nothing happened- like Megumi she’d pretends you’re just on a mission. If someone brought up your name in a conversation, she’d go crazy- even if it wasn’t anything bad, she just doesn’t want to be reminded that you’re dead.

{𝐒𝐚𝐭𝐨𝐫𝐮 𝐆𝐨𝐣𝐨𝐮}

↳ Gojous self confidence would decrease by tenfold. He’d be so ashamed that he let you die, he’d constantly be beating himself up about it. He’d stop bragging about how he’s the greatest Jujutsu sorcerer, if anyone brought it up he’d look away and say “I’m not as great as I used to be, they helped me be strong. Now I don’t think I’ll ever be as strong as I was,”

{𝐓𝐨𝐠𝐞 𝐈𝐧𝐮𝐦𝐚𝐤𝐢}

↳ He blames himself for everything, he believes that he’s the reason for your death. He’d visit your grave every single day and apologize. And if he misses a day or forgets to visit you, Inumaki sobs, saying how he’s sorry that he could forget about you even for a second. He promised he’d never take on another lover; he thinks it’s disrespectful to your memory.

{𝐊𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐨 𝐍𝐚𝐧𝐚𝐦𝐢}

↳ Nanami regrets how he never spent enough time with you, he would walk through endless streets full of god knows how many people, wondering what would’ve happened if he spent more time with you. Would you have been happier? Did you die unhappy because of him? He sleeps in an empty bed and thinks if this is what you felt when you had to sleep alone.

{𝐉𝐮𝐧𝐩𝐞𝐢 𝐘𝐨𝐬𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐨}

↳ Most of his life, Junpei had wanted someone to hold, to be with, to love and get love. When you died, his universe felt miserably lonely. Everything felt dull, every sunny day; was a cloudy one, every blooming flower; was a wilting one. Nothing could ever make him as happy as you made him.

{𝐑𝐲𝐨𝐦𝐞𝐧 𝐒𝐮𝐤𝐮𝐧𝐚}

↳ (If I’m being honest, he wouldn’t care in the slightest, but I don’t want to let my Sukuna simps down) He was probably the one you killed you, or he’s the reason you’re dead. In the beginning he thought of your death as nothing more than just a death- but as time went on, Sukuna slowly realized that he kind of enjoyed your company. Seeing this, he regretted killing you, but he quickly shooed those feelings of regret away- he didn’t want to mourn someone- especially someone he killed.

{𝐌𝐚𝐡𝐢𝐭𝐨}

↳ (Again, He probably wouldn’t care, but I my Mahito simps need to feel some kind of pain) There weren’t many people Mahito cared for- if any at all. But there was something about you, something that made him care- even if it was just a little. Maybe it was the sight of your limp body that made him sad, or maybe it was that he would never get to annoy the shit out of you again. But he couldn’t help but feel sad.

ah, emotional damage, lovely :)

[kirtokyo]

【 𝐒/𝐎 𝐈𝐍 𝐀 𝐁𝐔𝐍𝐍𝐘 𝐆𝐈𝐑𝐋 𝐂𝐎𝐒𝐓𝐔𝐌𝐄 】 - dni !

❐ pairings - Mikey, smiley, angry, timeskip!kazutora x gn!black!reader

❐ genre - sfw

❐ format - headcanons

a/n - let’s pretend I’m not late and this is posted on Halloween 😭 pretty much all the characters hcs are versatile for their timeskip and pre-timeskip but I have a better grasp on kazu’s timeskip so his is more based on his older self

𝗠𝗶𝗸𝗲𝘆

He actually suggested it but he didn’t think you’d actually do it!

He mentioned it very passively. Sending you a tiktok saying “you’d look cute in a bunny costume, lol”

But oh was he beyond shocked. Literally was the “😳” emoji

He’s trying to keep his cool but he’s blushing so hardddddd

Everytime you look away he’s lowkey ogling you. He doesn’t know what to do 😭 he’s walking around back in forth with his hands on his hips just staring lmaoooo

Will play around saying he should’ve dressed up as a carrot to match with you 💀

His favorite part is your little bunny tail awwwww

Will poke at it

𝗡𝗮𝗵𝗼𝘆𝗮

WAS SO EXCITED WHEN HE SAW YOUU!! YOU LOOKED SO GOOD

will 100% start hyping you up cause how could he not??

Is a thousand percent eyeing you. But he sure isn’t subtle about it. Like you could be looking straight at him and he’s looking you up and down likes it’s nobody’s business

You could call his name to get his attention all you want but he’s still staring, he’s not even ashamed about it either

He’s not even trying to hide that he’s checking you out

Will brag about you— “y’all, look at y/n’s costume!”

Let him wear your bunny ears!! If not he’ll keep asking

Now he wants to match with you. All he needs is a suit, bunny tail, and the ears and he’s all set

𝗦𝗼𝘂𝘆𝗮

Whatever expression he had before he saw you is completely gone

Now he has zero expression so you’re left kinda confused

When you ask him if he likes it he’s only able to let out a shallow “uh-huh”

Souya starts asking random questions hoping It’ll take him out of the trance or at least make him look like he’s not in a trance

But he can’t. His mind is not working correctly

He’ll start asking stuff like “why are you dressed up”— it’s Halloween souya, “who gave you that“— I bought it… and “why are you here”— like he didn’t just invite you over???

Please just walk away and give this boy a minute. He struggling

And if you pair it with a pair of fishnets he’s done for

𝗧𝗶𝗺𝗲𝘀𝗸𝗶𝗽!𝗸𝗮𝘇𝘂𝘁𝗼𝗿𝗮

You had all his undivided attention when you walked in the room

His eyes were GLUED

You gave him a little spin to show every angle of your costume and give him a good look

He’s definitely looking alright 😃

He tries to be discreet about it and he thinks he’s doing a good job but it’s SO PAINFULLY obvious that he’s ogling you

He tries to compliment you but it comes out incoherent. Not to mention he’s blushing like crazy

Ok but like…teasing is mean but just tease him a little, just a smidge 🤏🏾 with Kazutora it’ll be funny alright! I’m telling you 😭

Like just slide in his lap casually and watch him lose ittt!! He’ll be staring at you mad hard with big eyes and his jaw nearly touching the floor

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[mendesblurb]

Rumour Has It

Shawn Mendes x female reader

Warning: fluff, maybe grammar error and maybe some punctuation errors.

Note: did not proofread this, so sorry about that. Hope you like it anon. Thank you so much for requesting ❤️😆….

It was your last day in Mallorca. The two of you were at a boat with some close friends to flim the last few scenes of the SOL music video.

As the filming wrapped up, Shawn suddenly asked for the whole boat’s attention as he pulled you to stand up, reaching into his pocket and feeling for something, before quickly grabbing your hand again. You look at him with a confused expression, but the look he sent you told you to not worry.

“Okay, dare I say I still get a little bit nervous around you. Get a little bit stressed out when I think about this moment but mostly get too excited. Y/N, I’m falling all in you. So there's nothing holdin' me back right now.”

Your friends chuckled lightly as he say the words, and taking a deep breath.

“Y/n, I’ve been in love with you for as long as I can remember. I can’t seem to write one song that’s not about you or for you. However, no song can ever justify how amazing you are and how in love I am with you but mostly I just can't imagine what my world would be like without you in it.”

Everyone couldn’t help but stare with teary eyes this time, but all you could let out was a small chuckle. You were smiling and tearing up as he continued talking.

“I knew that I just wanna be a part of your life whether as your friend or lover because I will never be able to forgive myself if I let someone like you walked out of my life. They say a person needs just three things to be truly happy in this world: Someone to love, something to do, and something to hope for. I can safely say that I got all that and I am currently living the dream with you by my side.” He stopped for a second, taking a deep breath and trying his best not to tear up.

“After our third month anniversary I remember calling my Dad at around midnight and I said that I really wanna marry you. He said that it was too soon and he said I have to rethink everything, but I meant every word and until today I am still very much in love with you if not more. And I want to spend every single day of the rest of my life with you. So will you make me even happier than I already am and marry me?”

As Shawn finished his speech, he got down on one knee and got the ring out of his pocket, looking up at you with a smile. As tears stream down your face, you smile, nodding your head as he stands, bringing you into a hug.

As you pull apart, he slips the ring onto your finger before he reaches up and wipes your tears. You laugh, sniffling as he leans down and kisses you.

———————-

“I want you to clear something up for me because there’s all sorts of rumours flying around about Y/N’s recent TikTok video.” Jimmy said as he bring out a small black cupboard cut out your recent TikTok video.

So after what happened at Mallorca, aka your engagement; the news was kept a secret and neither of you confirm or deny the rumours. Of course your friends and Family knew the truth about the happy news but the two of you simply weren’t ready to tell the whole world.

Well, maybe until SOL was released and you wanted to show support via your TikTok account. But, that day you were less cautious so you forgot to take off your ring. Neither of you thought people would notice, but they did.

Shawn never thought of making a clarification here at the Fallon Show, while promoting his new song but here goes nothing.

It’s now or never. Deep down, he is so happy that he can finally brag about it to the whole world because he was always just one post away from sharing it to his social media while you were always the cautious one in the relationship. Not because you were ashamed or anything but more of keeping things private.

“So, Y/N did this TikTok video right?” Jimmy questions.

“Yep, TikTok is kinda like her thing now since the pandemic.” He giggled.

“Her dance was fabulous, but then look here. Looks like there’s a ring on that finger.” Jimmy continued as the camera zoomed on the cupboard cut out and bunch of ooohh was heard from the audience.

“Yeah, both of us are just excited to finally share the music.” He giggled as he try to deflect the question.

“Shawn…”

“Yes, jimmy?”

“You know, I gotta ask my friend.” Jimmy replied trying to hold back his laughter.

“I know what you’re gonna ask.” Shawn smiled shyly.

“So… did you asked Y/N Y/L/N to marry you?”

“Yeah, I did! And she said yes!” He blurred out quickly.

“Oh my god!! Please tell me more, I need details.”

“So, I have to say it was kinda hard to convince her that she should come to Mallorca too. Of course she wants to be there but it was the same time with her press tour. And so I had to call her manager and bunch of other people to make it possible.” He grinned before continuing.

“So if you guys saw the music video, there were a couple of scenes where we were all at a boat, and so it actually was a last minute arrangement so Y/N wouldn’t be suspicious. And so we flimed that first then I proposed after that. Lots of thing happened man, I mean I even almost lost the ring too and I somehow got bitten by a sea lice.”

The audience exclaimed a bunch of oohhh and sweet 'aw’ when they saw Shawn proudly showing the pictures on his phone and Jimmy was just widely smiling.

“I feel like time flew by so fast, last time both of you were here you were denying all dating rumours.” Jimmy said, “and now you are getting married to each other, this is the best news ever!”

“Yeah I was already so in love with her back then, now I just can’t wait to marry her,” He commented and nodding his head slowly.

“Do you know the wedding date?” Jimmy asked hesitantly, to which Shawn took another breath before replying.

“Yeah, we do,” he laughed nervously. “We are going to do it somewhere next year after Wonder tour ends.”

 “I’m so happy for both of you right now! I can only hope I will get an invitation.”

“Of course man, it would be great to have you.” Shawn smiled.

The rest of the interview was great. He talked more about both KESI and SOL, learning Spanish with you, how proud he is that your movie will be out soon, and how both of you have been quite busy with all the wedding planning.

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[mcheang]

Volpina vs Old Lady

Anybody recognize her? 😂

After a disappointing vacation to Africa, Nana decided to visit Paris instead. There were less bad kitties there.

Plagg suddenly sneezed. Adrien felt a chill down his spine and raised the aircon temperature.

Nana liked Paris. The culture and friendly Parisians were charming, she was even getting addicted to the goodies at the Dupain-Cheng patisserie. She decided to visit there every day to try a new treat.

Marinette was such a darling girl that she even gave Nana a homemade Christmas present for being such a regular customer.

The only thing annoying Nana were the frequent akumas and that bad black kitty.

Not that the akumas ever attacked her. They just disrupted her holiday itinerary. And she is not impressed by a flirty kitty distracting a serious heroine.

One day, nearing Christmas, Nana had just neared the patisserie to give Marinette one of her handmade scarves. They both love to bond about the joys of knitting. When she saw a girl in ugly orange play a flute, before suddenly turning into Marinette, but with an evil smile.

Ugh. Another akuma. But this one trying to frame Marinette? Unacceptable.

As Volpina started wrecking the bakery (the real Marinette was outside giving gifts to the homeless and orphanages), Nana suddenly came in and said, “Bad akuma!”

To Volpina’s surprise, the little old lady whacked her in the head with a surprisingly heavy purse, breaking her illusion in a puff of orange smoke.

Nana: framing a sweet girl on Christmas Eve? Unforgivable! Take that! And that!

Basically Nana gives Volpina a major beat down.

Tom: Nana, stop, she’s just a girl!

Nana: she’s an akuma with a magical suit.

Tom: true...but still...

Nana: she framed your daughter

Tom: she’s not worth it

Nana: she still deserves a good smack. In my day, we would have used a cane.

I think a cane would be preferable to her purse...

Volpina: Hawkmoth, help!

The akuma left Lila alone. Nana had to stop now. But Lila was still bruised without a miraculous cure.

Lila: what is wrong with you? How could you hurt me?

Nana: how could you frame Marinette? Such a sweet girl, giving gifts to the poor.

Lila: she’s a bully

Nana: ha! As if! I know bullies, and Marinette is definitely not one. You seem like the type.

Lila: I am not! I help Prince Ali with his charities.

Nana: never heard of him. But if you yourself claim to be innocent, why the desire for revenge, huh?

Lila: it was Hawkmoth!

Nana: he only persuades you to do what you already want to do!

Lila: no, I-

Nana smacked Lila on the face again. “And that’s for still trying to frame Marinette on Christmas Eve!”

Lila burst into tears and ran away, terrified of the old lady. It’s not like she can turn people on an elderly lady...especially when they also seem either awed or petrified of her.

Hawkmoth felt Volpina’s pain and wondered what would happen if he akumatized the old lady...maybe another day...he called back his akuma.

Nathalie looked up when Gabriel left his lair. “No new akuma? What happened to Miss Rossi’s petty jealous tantrum?”

Gabriel: she got beat up by an old lady

Nathalie: I wish I could have seen it

Gabriel: I’m pretty sure I saw a customer filming it.

Nathalie: do you think Lila’s resulting embarrassment will be worth an akuma?

Gabriel:...you just want to watch her get beat up again, don’t you?

Nathalie: I’m the one who has to spend more time with her at photoshoots. The brat is insufferable and exhausting. And she never shuts up! If she’s not bragging, she’s whining.

Gabriel: mmm....consider it an extra Christmas present then.

True to form, the video of Nana beating up Volpina before calling out Lila for wanting to frame Marinette got a million hits within ten minutes. Lila’s accusations about Marinette being a bully are in direct contrast to her public actions giving free presents and food. Nana’s remark about how Hawkmoth only encouraged her inner desires also struck home. Lila wanted to hurt Marinette. If she were really a victim, she would want justice/revenge and truth, not framework. That’s not how previous bullied-victims-turned-akumas had done. Stoneheart and Evillustrator sought revenge, not framing. Lady Wifi and Silencer sought truth.

Confronted by all the negative comments, Lila is transformed back into Volpina to frame Nana as a wacko old lady.

She returns to the patisserie with her new disguise and wrecks the shop, insulting Marinette’s family in the process.

Marinette correctly suspects this is a vengeful Volpina rather than the real Nana, who mentioned she would be on a museum tour.

Nana learns of the imposter and asks her fellow tour groupées to help clear her name. They all post her true whereabouts and declare her innocence.

Chat Noir is alarmed at this and runs to the museum to protect Nana because obviously Volpina will be after her.

To everyone’s surprise, Nana is not welcoming towards the hero offering her a lift to safety. Instead he is the next one to receive a purse in the face.

Nana: bad kitty! Didn’t your parents teach you to treat your elders with respect? Learn to ask for permission before carrying me around like a bride across the city! And you think an old lady can’t take care of herself? Give us more credit! Don’t assume we are all fragile and vulnerable. I can take care of myself!

Ladybug arrives.

Ladybug: Nana! Oh, I’m so glad you’re alright. Um...why are you hitting Chat Noir with a ruler?

Nana: this bad kitty needs to learn manners.

Ladybug: Chat, say you’re sorry. But Nana, we can’t ask you to fight in this battle for us. It’s our job to take care of you. Which is a shame because you are really good at kicking akuma butt.

Nana patted Ladybug’s cheek. “Such a sweet girl. Don’t worry. I can check out the gift store and hide in there. But that faker will probably find me there. Why not use me as bait?”

Rena shows up. “That’s what I’m here for.”

Rena plays her flute and transforms into Nana.

Nana hummed, eyeing her doppleganger. “Not bad.”

Volpina does show up, intent on proving she can take on an old lady. Come on, she has agility, she should have some strength too.

Only Nana turns out to be an angry Rena.

When Lila is deakumatized, both Rena and Nana tear into her for lying and framing an old lady. And yes, the matter is clear that Lila and Ladybug are not best friends at all.

There are videos of this, of course. And some commenters join the cause to unravel Lila’s outrageous lies, helpfully told by their classmates.

It is enough to gather the attention of the embassy. Mrs Rossi is ashamed of her daughter and agrees to send her back home because clearly she will be very negative in this city for a while now.

Not that home is any better since her videos have gone viral all around the world.

Lila is sentenced to homeschooling where she is safe. But to prevent her from learning of her own infamy, all electronics are confiscated. Lila herself knows any dreams of fame and riches are now dashed unless she wants to turn to crime.

She will have to undergo a major physical transformation and get a new name if she wants to re-enter society....after she is cleared by her psychiatrist that is...

Back in Paris, Chat wonders why the old lady seems to hate him. Then he finds a news article about her beating up a lion.

Plagg: she hates cats in general. Lucky us.