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diltonsstrangescience · 2 months ago

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Me, reading the first thirty words of this post: Yes. Mm hmm. Exactly.

Me, reading everything after that: HWHAT WHAT WH HAT WHAT W

WHAT IS HAPPENING ON THAT SHOW????? THIS IS INSANEEEEE

It’s so frustrating that so many people don’t know or realise that Jughead Jones is actually weird, he is a weirdo, and it’s not just because of that stupid hat - it’s because of the way he mines the real life tragedies of his friends and loved ones for his own personal gain, the fact that he’s died at least 4 times, that there is at minimum 3 of him and you could make an argument for there being 6, that only like 4 of the people he’s ever met have liked him and those 4 people do not include his parents, that he trapped his friends in a perpetual cycle of being 17 because he can’t move on or get over anything, that he was asked to film his high school’s production of Carrie and ended up filming a true crime documentary and that isn’t even half of the weird but true facts about my friend Jughead

#as someone who reads the OG comics #but has not interacted with the show at all #this is WILD out of context #tv Jughead exploits his friends’ problems for his own gain?? instead of helping them and giving advice and support?? crazy #the perpetual cycle of being 17 forever is so real though. going on 80+ years of this nonsense #OG jug is plenty weird too but apparently for an entirely different set of reasons than his tv counterpart #fascinating #archie comics #riverdale #jughead jones #‘those 4 people do not include his parents’ oh BUDDY 🥲#I would say that this show is the darkest timeline but I think that’s already obvious #I skimmed the notes on the OG post and they’re full of even MORE craziness #but my main takeaway is that he had rabies once (happens to the best of us)#and now I really want to know more about the Rat King

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boxofoxberry · 20 days ago

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whatever. go my wild life pearl

#namemc spoilers #seriously i need to know the context behind her new skin i'm gonna freak out #mcyt #pearlescentmoon #pearlescentmoon fanart #life series #wild life #wilf life smp #traffic smp #trafficblr #doodled fruit

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darlingboydiaz · 7 months ago

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we all said eddie baby-trapped buck when he wrote him into his will. i actually raise you: buck parent-trapped eddie right after eddie's abuela ended up in hospital in 2x04 when pepa told him that raising a kid alone is rough. buck saw that hot single dad and immediately said he's gonna be second dad.

#i am rewatching already #and buck meeting pepa is so wild out of context #like you can see his brain coming up with the idea #and he immediately calls up carla like #buck: hey i know you through my ex but can you help me with my new crush and his son?#and carla just went with it for real #buddie #evan buckley #eddie diaz #911 #911 abc #911 fox #911 show

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littlecrittereli · 7 months ago

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Wk doodles go brr......

*Spends 3 days on a full illustration that I don't even like that much and then proceeds to whip out a doodle that's better than anything I've ever drawn in my life on a low-resolution drawpile*

#wild kratts #littlecrittereli #chris kratt #martin kratt #kratt brothers #wild kratts fanart #wk reprogrammed au #reprogrammed au #wild kratts au #Will I be providing context for this?........... no......#Lets just say I was writing the outline for Reprogrammed's sequel fic......#idk its still in development so this could remain out of context forever

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wildflowercryptid · 9 months ago

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the kalosian worms are quickly eating away at my brain, folks.

#enjoy my shitpost doodles i'll do more serious ones later #mjv!calem is so funny to me i want to study him in a lab #the most fucked up lil dude in all of kalos he's so god damn haunted #just girly things : when an evil ecofascist ceo tricks you into almost killing your friends by brainwashing you <3 #i actually need to talk about what happens in mjv!xy instead of just dropping wild out of context jokes about plot points aksflj #pokemon #pokemon xy #pkmn xy #pokemon serena #trainer serena #pokemon az #trainer az #pokemon calem #trainer calem #rival calem #pokemon shauna #rival shauna #pokemon emma #trainer emma #hc : (pkmn) mjverse #chara : serena vidal #chara : zephyrathes '' az '' vidal #<- fucked up in that hc post and forgot to write out his full first name oops #chara : calem durant #chara : shauna bellamy #chara : emma khalil #🎨 : mj draws #tw explosion

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bacchuschucklefuck · 2 months ago

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forgot to specify on firearm possession when he posted that job ad

#dimension 20 #fantasy high #riz gukgak #fabian seacaster #this is the space sweepers AU thing I posted that one sketch for lol #I think trying to preserve riz's canon deal with guns in any AU is a noble&worthy cause #and I worried it wouldnt work in this one specifically. I shouldnt bc it doesnt matter but I do anyway bc of who I am #but also I shouldnt bc it works out fine lol. I think the juxtaposition/gap moe comes through #for context theyre in the far future of the year 2092 about #and the majority of the crew are deeply involved with contemporary tech. half of them got body mods. one of them's a robot #riz is the navigator (fabian's the first captain and the one assembling the crew). he does everything on paper with a pencil #he has a school calculator from our current time. the crew's had to wrestle a comm link onto him #his translator link has been mutilated to stop all wireless transmission. he is also under 5 feet in height and looks Like That #I think its great that he honestly coheres very well despite all appearances. in every life possible it must be wild that he owns a gun #and also the idea of fabian slowly waking up to the realization that he's somewhat responsible for a buncha babies is awesome to me #good luck buddy. hold out for two more years and labour court will no longer be on ur ass

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deityofhearts · 3 months ago

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happy 4th birthday to the most batshit ask I’ve ever received on this webbed site!!

#deity dialogue #for context: this was sent after i made a post asking if my tone of speaking soemtimes sounds rude because I struggle with tone #additional follow up context: this person saying my coworkers should find me scary was in regards to a post where I said that I can’t #successfully scare my coworkers but they succeed in scaring me #but all that aside what a wild and shitty thing to send to a stranger online who you know nothing about! I hope this person is lying about #as my psychologist like fuck off #the funniest part is them saying they sent it on anon because if they didn’t other people would be lining up begging them to diagnose them #this ask made me turn off anon asks for the first time ever btw #idk just sending an ask like this to someone you only know through a couple posts online is such a shit person move #shout out to my followers and friends at the time who all teamed up to clown on this person for this shit

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tenten18282 · 1 year ago

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Whoops Follow-up of this

#linked universe #lu wild #lu sky #literally anything wild says out of context would sound horrific #totk #adding that tag just in case #also me making a followup of something i made a year and a half ago ? more likely than you think

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sexy-sapphic-sorcerer · 1 year ago

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Series 5 Gwen having good gaydar for 4 and a half minutes bi

A necessary sequel to Gwen having terrible gaydar for 4 minutes 'straight'

#the first clip is so fucking insane though #I'm not taking it out of context or anything #it's literally Gwen accusing Arthur of having an affair with Merlin #absolutely wild #bbc merlin #merlin #merthur #morgwen #merlin crack #merlin memes

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katabay · 4 months ago

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”—ah. seems like mother goose has been playing around in your egg salad. if you won’t dance to that tune, I got others.”

honestly, the would you kindly scene is whatever to me*, code yellow is the more interesting violation/betrayal of the body because of how beautifully it escalates the Fontaine reveal/betrayal and shows how ugly some of those ‘locks and keys’ that Tenenbaum mentions are. not only have you been a tool in another man’s hand this entire time, it goes deeper. your body is not your own.

*there used to be a meandering thought here about the would you kindly scene, but it was really just talking around the fact that I spent way too many years seeing people discuss it in the most insufferable and reductive ways possible when it’s a combination of three or four other things that make that moment compelling lmao

collage credits: heart one/heart two

⭐ places I’m at! bsky / pixiv / pillowfort /cohost / cara.app / tip jar!

#honestly if Fontaine was upfront about wanting Ryan dead I’d have done it after ten minutes of walking around Rapture #I have (squints) somehow two ideas about suchong I want to get out. one more abt atlas and manipulation #there’s a specific kind of family adjacent horror occurring in the text and it’s WILD that suchong is the one we hear Jack refer to #in familial terms while two other men force themselves onto you by appropriating the father role over your body :)#to be clear tho I don’t actually think Fontaine had any familial sentiments towards Jack he’s just occupying Ryan’s space now #bioshock #WHEEZING can you tell that I think every ‘wow a man chooses/a slave obeys is so deep!’ think piece is stupid as hell #thankfully it’s not as prevalent as it was a decade ago but my god people thought it was the height of philosophy for too long #ANYWAY ALL OF THIS TO SAY. there’s a certain kind of trans anxiety/horror in having your body betray you. or generally body #anxiety. but I read a lot about it in a medieval gender context so it’s trans to me. amongst other things.

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andloveistoolong · 1 month ago

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