#this is Bad I'm sorry
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I just need a Johnny Cage x Innocent reader who’s oblivious to his flirting and just wants affection lolololol 😁
Johnny Cage x Reader
Fluff
Romantic
Gn reader
A/n: gonna do headcanons, if you want a full one shot of this please let me know!
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Johnny doesn't even understand how you could be this oblivious. Nobody he's ever talked to has been this blind to his flirting.
At first he's not too surprised, he's met oblivious people before. But this is a whole new level.
"I want you so bad, like, I'm in love with you."
"Aww thanks!"
It's so baffling to him he can't even comprehend this. Especially when you give him hugs and reciprocate his affection. So when you act surprised when he talks about he's in love with he's so goddamn confused.
If you got into a relationship he understands how much you like affection. He still says some flirty and dirty jokes but more often he'll just simply hold you or kiss you. He knows that you understand that better.
He doesn't go a minute without putting his hand on you in some way, just to make sure you know he loves you.
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(no particular johnny in mind, could be young or old. HAS BEEN IN MY DRAFTS FOR A WHILE, I REALLY JSUT WANTED TO GET THIS OUT.)
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Brelyna Maryon: What's worse than a heartbreak?
Onmund: Stepping on a cat's tail and not being able to explain that you're sorry.
Onmund, to J'Zargo: I've already said I'm sorry like ten times!
J'zargo, nursing his tail: This one is not listening!
#this is bad I'm sorry#j'zargo#onmund#brelyna maryon#college of winterhold#nerevar queue and star#incorrect quotes#incorrect elder scrolls#incorrect skyrim quotes#tes#the elder scrolls#skyrim#the elder scrolls v: skyrim#source: tumblr
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Nikki certainly had a type for the so-called bad guy, and more often than not her relationships quickly fizzled out. When her friend suggested a girls night, she was more than delighted to accept. Drowining her sorrows with two bottles of red, with all the moaning she had unloaded to one another. They were both slightly inebriated and giggling like a bunch of school girls. She was vaguely aware her oldest son was back for the summer break, she just hoped that he hadn't heard too much of their loud discussions about how lonely she was. Her friend had offered her a place to stay, as she couldn't possibly drive home. Undressing and getting comfortable she was able to sleep in the luxury spare bed provided.
She blamed it on the alcohol, and her small bladder that she woke up in the middle of the night. She meandered out of bed, careful not to wake a soul she crept down the corridor. As her hand reached for the doorknob, she was surprised to find herself in Jonathan’s bedroom. Her lips parted in shock, “Oh, sorry!” she whispered. “Trying to find the bathroom,” she hushed and started to close the door, but stopped as she heard his voice. He didn't really want her to stay, did he? She couldn't possibly.
@charlie69
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@sevynhells. (x)
— ❝ we were. though by the time you were born, he was old and so his instruction was not as well taught. ❞ not entirely true, with age came wisdom, and techniques learned well after carlysle had ended his strict instruction with their master-at-arms were taught to his younger brothers. the eldest tully had little experience outside of the training yard, but still there was no doubt in his mind that he would be victorious should they spar. ❝ and risk mother ordering my head on a spike should her sweet boy return to her with even a scratch? ❞ tone is jovial, the way the corners of his mouth raise in a wide, mocking smile evidence enough of his jest. a strong palm claps against elmo's shoulder, fingers squeezing once in dismissal. hand moves quickly to snatch the branch, then, tossing it into the stream at their side. ❝ i would much prefer a cup of ale in my hand to bruised knuckles from putting you in your place. ❞
#﹠﹔ carlysle tully ‚ 𝘪𝘯𝘵𝘦𝘳𝘢𝘤𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯 .#sevynhells#yeah maybe this makes me want to cry so what about it#they mean so much to me#typing elmo not in reference to the red puppet is sending me on a journey#carl said i don't want to hurt my hand beating the shit out of you<3#this is bad i'm sorry
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God told me to draw this
#my art#drawing#one piece#fanart#one piece fanart#art#monkey d luffy#vinsmoke sanji#cat burglar nami#roronoa zoro#usopp#strawhat crew#i'm sorry this is really awful#a really bad choice#i'm very unfunny guys i know#op fanart#strawhats#mugiwaras#east blue crew#east blue polycule
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bunch of dandadan stuff i've drawn/pixeled lately! figured i'd compile it all in one post rather than posting all of them separate lmao
#dandadan#momo ayase#okarun#ken takakura#seiko ayase#turbo granny#famke draws sometimes#sorry i haven't experienced brainrot about a manga this bad since haikyuu. i'm so normal ab this series#doubt i'll be drawing much else other than ddd and rejuv for the time being LOL#1k#5k#10k#thanks for 10k yall... i honestly did not expect it LOL
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Unification (2024)
#i'm so sorry i have to make a post#i sent my sister like 47 screencaps in a row#i'm!!! so!!!!#thank you universe i needed this so bad#william shatner#spirk is canon#spirk#short film#star trek#the premise#k/s#spock#star trek tos#leonard nimoy#unification
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Chapter 8 - 6
The head boy!
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Heartstopper updates three times a month, on the 1st, 11th, and 21st at 11am UK time.
#heartstopper#people on the patreon pointed out that charlie shakes the headmaster's hand with his left hand which is apparently bad social etiquette#i'm very sorry i didn't know this when i drew it and i cba to redraw it right now but i will do it for the book lol
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ekko describing jinx from his timeline to powder as someone who's just different but whose ideas change the world. jayce saying to machine herald!viktor that his imperfections are a part of everything that made him so admirable. powder getting mesmerized when she sees different timeline!ekko before he leaves. jayce building his whole life around the idea he got from different timeline!viktor when he saved him. love does transcend reality after all
#sorry for arcaneposting. really didn't expect it would hit me this bad#and like. with the parts i didn't care about as much in s1#it really took one episode to sell me timebomb. two to make me more than casual jayvik enjoyer#and i'm usually a hater of alternative timeline/reality plotlines because they often get too convoluted and messy#but oh boy did they make it beautiful enough to make me forget to care about logic and continuity. idgaf honestly. i love that love is real#jayvik#timebomb#arcane#arcane spoilers#arcane s2 spoilers
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I realized that I could easily do the same to DAI's script, and I did that, but then I immediately created my magnum opus:
A Text File of Everything Solas Says In Inquisition and Veilguard, The Ultimate Fanfic Resource For Writing Solas' Voice*
and I fell on the floor because it made me happy.
*edited to correct a minor mishap
#did you know Solas says 36000 words#Dragon Age#Solas#Inquisiton spelunking#Veilguard spelunking#I cannot wait to look through it more#I wonder if there's a difference between him speaking in Dread Wolf I'm The Bad Guy mode#that's noticeable just in text#he's sooooo cute#and some of these are very rare lines#Solas says 2345 lines in Inquisition#and 814 lines in Veilguard#I didn't bother to keep in the “Dread Wolf whining noises” sound effect lines sorry about that#and I'll upload the DAI version later I made a mistake on it and I'm tired for now
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When you spend 20 years attempting to bring down the child slavery, murdering, human trafficking exploitation ring that stole your childhood, murdered your friends, and killed countless innocents only to have them rebrand as 'Noble Freedom Fighters™' off-screen.
#rip zevran's crusade against the crows >:(#when people said they wanted to be crows they didn't want devs to make the faction nice so we won't feel bad or conflicted about it#people wanted to be conflicted! they wanted to see the faction in all its glitz and glamour - then see what it hid beneath all the mystique#choose to play as a crow that loves the life/hates it/is undecided/etc...#but i'm sorry i forgot that this game doesn't want to do 'role play' options my bad#i will not stand for this zevran erasure!!!#they set up a schism with zevran's da2 codex entry - with other crows joining him!#have the antivan crows faced with a threat that challenged their outlook on why they fight#have the talons be the one to sell out antiva! in exchange for allowing their business to resume (have it be a sneaky reveal!!!)#their work has purpose and order to it so the antaam might agree! they're like 'babys first ben-hassrath!'#have Crows look around at their own home - see the vendor they bought fruit from disappear or the smiling old lady now cowed by grief#then have them decide to DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT#have a schism! have Zevran take in Crows who are unhappy - have them realize how shit the organization is!#boom! somewhat-noble freedom fighters! (they're doing their best okay)#or they can be 'idealists' from the get-go - thanks cursed AMA thread#my art <3#dragon age#datv critical#datv spoilers#dragon age the veilguard#zevran arainai
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He/him pronoun bracelet broke, call that fragile masculinity
#I'll be here all night#i'm so sorry lmao#bad jokes#trans humor#lgbtq#Genderfluid#You'd think with the amount of bullshit I've seen on this site I'd be more confident posting shit jokes.
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Full boat, Mr. du Lac.
#i'm sorry i just like to gif lestat being horrendously down bad for louis since day one#iwtvedit#lestat de lioncourt#sam reid#jacob anderson#louis de pointe du lac#amc iwtv#interview with the vampire#iwtv gifs#tuserlivia#loustat#iwtv#ldpdl
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Good lord this tomb is full of shitposts 😳😳 pt 1/pt 2
#sorry for the mercy/augustine sex jumpscare but i rly do think they have terrible sex every like. 200 years#they're like “Oh this Sucks I'm never doing this Again” and then hundreds of years pass and they get bored and they're like hmmm#maybe. it wasn't THAT bad.#the idea of bitching and complaining during sex is too funny to me#also my magnus design is pure indulgence#i just wanted to sexualise that old man. and he ended up looking like varric dragon age 😭😭#also also i gave Pal the fancy swoopy glasses that elphaba wears in the wicked trailer cos i think they're cool#okay now i gotta do some actual tagging#the locked tomb#tlt#gideon the ninth#gtn#harrow the ninth#htn#gideon nav#harrowhark nonagesimus#harrow nonagesimus#griddlehark#ianthe tridentarius#ianthe the third#mercymorn the first#augustine the first#palamedes sextus#palamedes the sixth#abigail pent#magnus quinn#john gaius#tlt shitposting#oh and i haven't finished Nona. i paused my reading because i found out there isn't a release date for the next book so I'm like#i need to make this last. i gotta ration this book out (<-stupid)
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"It's okay, I won't hurt you." " THATS NOT THE POINT OF THE SCCEEEEEENNNNEEEEE. "it's okay, I won't hurt you." YOU ALREADY DID!!!!!! YOU'RE MAKING AMENDS FOR IT!@!!!!! THA'TS FTHE FUCKING POINTT OF THE MOVIEEEE!!!
"It's okay, I won't hurt you." BITCH THATS THE OFFSPRING OF LIGHTING AND DEATH ITSELF!!! YOU SHOULD BE WORRIED ABOUT IT HURTING YOUUU!!!! THAT'S THE POINT OF THE SCENE!!!! YOU'RE HELPING HIM EVEN THOUGH IT COULD KILL YOU BECAUSE YOU NEED TO MAKE AMENDS!!! YOU DON'T NEED TO SAY THAT, THE SCENE IS SUPPOSED TO DO THAT FOR YOU!!!! I'M GONNA THRHWOW SOMETHING THIS IS GONNA BE SO BAD.
#httyd#how to train your dragon#httyd live action#can you tell I just saw the trailer?#yall this is gonna be sooo bad and I'm gonna be so obnoxious about it#I'm so sorry#how to train your dragon live action#toothless#hictooth#i'm gonna have a bitch fit i stg#<<(is already having a bitch fit)
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