#this has been rotting my brain and I love it

[cecoeur]

I should've taken more photos | Singapore 2024

[pastthebutterflies]

I think they’re cows?? Probably??

at work i styled the plushies hair to look like the dan and phil emo fringes

spot the difference

[moon-mage]

This stupid ass detective AU is rotting my brain so here. I have some more lore and ideas thought up and they’re not stopping 🙃 my terminology for this stuff might be wrong but eh…my bad I’m already researching too much as it is.

Leona’s rank is really up in the air right now thanks to a “mishap” in which he was framed and almost convicted of an ongoing string of murders against other magical police. He should technically be a Lieutenant but after he is found innocent, he refuses to take the position…but they still kind of hold it for him out of guilt and expect him to take it eventually.

The “mishap” was particularly traumatizing as a lot of his colleagues thought him to be guilty as charged and even claim they expected him to be a dirty cop. Even someone who was once very close to him believed he was guilty and personally sought his imprisonment. He doesn’t outwardly show how incredibly fucked up it made him but he is a lot less motivated and a lot more grouchy…and most people steer clear of him now. He expected to be kept on desk duty but when he returns he is told he has to partner with the new transfer Jamil Viper.

Jamil is ranked on paper as a Detective despite having been trained back in the Scalding Sands as a Sergeant. He was trained specifically in that role to be able to train the Chief of Police’s son, Kalim, to take that position. Once Kalim officially is promoted to the rank of Sergeant, Jamil is “suddenly” set to transfer to Sage Island to serve their magical police force.

Despite knowing his purpose was to make sure Kalim was trained enough to be a passible cop, he didn’t expect to be thrown away so easily and basically forced to leave everything he ever knew. He couldn’t argue with his former boss because technically his UM was classified as dangerous and he should have been placed at Sage Island sooner. As much as Jamil had craved his freedom…he had it and he wasn’t even sure what to do anymore. He felt alone and isolated upon arriving to Sage Island especially since his peers were aware of his UM and kind of feared him for it. Once “trained” and somewhat adjusted he is partnered with…Leona Kingscholar.

I’m thinking about more people to add to this cast and I solidified a few…Crowley of course as their Chief of Police/Their BOSS.

Rook would be the main forensic pathologist of their department. Despite being rather young, he has an intense passion for mystery and solving cases and appreciating the beauty of pursuing justice. He and Leona have a VERY weird relationship and he takes immediately to Jamil. I have a LOOOOOT of tea for his backstory but let’s just say he’s a little shady shady as the Rook we know and love. 💕

Malleus is the Captain of this department. He basically had the position waiting on him because of who his family is from Briar Valley. This is essentially his “play test” at power before he goes back home to their force eventually. He was Leona’s previous partner…and they actually were a pretty unstoppable force and very close until Malleus’ promotion…and the “mishap”. Now they’re like oil and water.

Stay tuned for more of this crap whenever I can! :3

[matrixbearer2024]

Wouldn't it be funny if there wasn't really much of a difference to the random amount of skills the Stan twins have between Canon and Modernity genuinely because they're just that cracked?

Like, I've seen so many HCs about Ford being good at so many random things because of his interdimensional travels and I really agree! Thing is, I don't see that changing even with both my AUs. My timelord twins AU is understandable, and frankly you'd pick up loads of weird tricks after living as long as Doc(Ford) has been. But when I look over at my modernity AU the reason for Ford's skill chameleon is just "Holy shit HI STANLEY!"

Cuz imma be so fr, in the modernity AU- you leave Ford in a library nook hobbit hole with a stupid ton of books + ample food and water HE WILL BE FINE. He would honestly just stay there and be as happy as a clam. His introverted ass would love being left alone with his books and if he got bored enough you can bet he would sooner go out exploring the forest and journaling or trekking than wherever there's clusters of humans.

Stan on the other hand is literally the life of the party. Put him anywhere boring and suddenly context matters not everybody's going to have a hell of a time and go home happy. He's that guy who you can drop anywhere and I mean anywhere and this man will walk out having made at least one friend. They couldn't be even more polar opposites.

But they're polar opposites that are hilariously joined at the hip. Where one is the other usually follows.

So when Stan does nearly anything- Ford's usually dragged into it after enough teasing or goading(Stan's smart enough to know he doesn't want to destroy his mental trying to compete academically and it's generally just not his forte no matter how hard he tries but Ford is unfortunately too competitive for his own good).

Chances are unless Stanford's really into it, he's not as good as Stanley(i.e. most contact sports) but props he still tried and kept it up for a while until he just decided it really wasn't for him. Case and point judo which they started at 12, Stan has a black belt(1st degree, and it took him only 4.5 years) and Ford only ever got up to brown(took him 5 years) before calling quits.

Stanford is dense and his fight/danger sense is painfully nonexistent compared to his twin unless said blatant danger slaps him in the FACE.

I want to say the degree I have it for them in the AU borders OOC but honestly if Ford canonically had a situationship with a dream demon he didn't realize was dangerous despite the many warnings I FEEL LIKE THIS IS ACTUALLY THE BARE MINIMUM AU WISE.

Anyway, I have plans for the random things they can do or like entertaining but I'd love to see thoughts on my random shitpost at god knows what hour LMAO

I promise I'm working on the drawings for the blog but I really wanna ramble about the insanity swirling in my brain because of these guys.

OH YEAH I HAVEN'T EXPLAINED FIDDS' STUFF YET- chat pester me about it more because I keep forgetting my brain rots too much on the two duracell blorbs in my headspace.

[groovebunker]

i just wanted to do a nice round up post of all the contributions to the squad gift exchange, apologies for, y'know, my terrible punctuality. i had the most fun organising it, it's been such a joy. happy birthday to us!

banner by @flutter2deceive.

...at the holiday party by @flutter2deceive for @permanentrose

pretend to want these things so no one sees you not getting what you need immovable object (cc babcock's emotional escapism) meets unstoppable force (fran fine's perceptive persistence), wrapped up in a nice little fanvideo and set to the tune of st. vincent

Come Over (series) by @divinenanny

Someday I'm Going To Be for @emilys-brain-rot-restaurant

Five christmasses that prove to CC it is the worst holiday.

(The prologue to a choose-your-own-pairing story. Who shows CC that Christmas can be good?)

Somebody He Wants for @emilys-brain-rot-restaurant

With everybody in England, CC is in for another quiet and lonely Christmas. Until there is a knock on the door.

She opens it to find Niles standing there, nervous and holding something.

Somebody She Wants for @groovebunker

With everybody in England, CC is in for another quiet and lonely Christmas. Until there is a knock on the door.

She opens it to find Nanny Fine standing there, nervous and holding something.

I Love You Out Loud by @emilys-brain-rot-restaurant for @hangsamen

Fran has a key to C.C.'s apartment and decides to kick off the Holidays a little early.

in from the snow, your touch bought forth an incandescent glow by @groovebunker for @flutter2deceive

fran's been trying to befriend cc since the moment she met her. only befriend her. what happens when the worst storm to hit new york in decades leaves them snowed in, alone, at the sheffield mansion?

A Little Bit Unexpected, A Lot Like Us by MistressOfTheDark (AO3) for @letsgofruits

Fran invites CC to a cozy night in, complete with wine and Notting Hill, hoping to lighten her mood after a fight with Maxwell. What starts as teasing quickly turns into something more as the evening unfolds, and CC's icy exterior begins to melt. The night takes an unexpected turn, and what was meant to be a simple distraction might just be the beginning of something neither of them saw coming.

She Who Deserves Better by @miladyknits for @halemarie

Fran doesn't see all the shortcomings of the men in her life.

CC has appointed herself to fix that.

Soulmates by @iheartlosergirlz for @enchantedslothh

spaced out on sensation by @groovebunker for MistressOfTheDark (AO3)

fran gets stuck in the middle of nowhere, at the mercy of the mysterious blonde who runs a guest house.

and if there's something about her that seems not quite right, then fran's not sure that's entirely her business.

tangled up in you by @permanentrose for @miladyknits

CC's had an especially exhausting day, but with a little help from Fran (and Chester), she finds herself discovering a little bit of Christmas magic.

Teach My Feet to Fly by @hangsamen for @divinenanny

CC doesn't understand why Nanny Fine invited her to the Sheffield's Christmas Eve dinner. She also doesn't understand why she feels so warm when it's so, so cold outside.

This Must Be The Place by @letsgofruits for @iheartlosergirlz

a very short and sweet comic about C.C finally find a meaning of home through Fran's company.

You Light Up My Life by @hangsamen & @permanentrose for @groovebunker

The five things CC did to make her first Chanukah together with Fran perfect.

[fatal-3nvy]

After watching Max's promo on Collision, I have been obsessed with his reasoning behind what he did to Danny and for going back to his old school heel ways.

He's blamed the ENTIRE audience, the fans online and at shows. He brought up his RSD promo (a promo that still makes me cry, because I have the same shit and it FUCKING SUCKS). He then proceeds to blame ALL OF US for what he did, that because WE have "left him" he had to do what he did. Completely burning that bridge while he still can, before he gets hurt again. As someone who has RSD, and is also prone to catastrophising, it doesn't matter if it was a vocal minority that turned, you will find that handful of negative people and tar everyone with the same brush. Just like what Max did.

He opened himself up to us, when he was injured, people seemingly moved on and that killed him inside. So now, he's going full blown scorched earth, hurting everything WE THE FANS love about current AEW. Because, some people did move on from Max, people did criticise the end of his run. And he sees that as a personal attack on himself, beating himself up for being vulnerable. So he's going back to what he knows, what makes him feel safe, even if it means hitting the self destruct button in the process. (That hits almost too close to home for me lol).

Then, there's going back to the suits and scarf plus the general attitude. Funnily the same suit he wore when he first confronted Adam, before BTYBB even began (teehee). Before Adam helped open him up, before he became "the people's scumbag", before Adam hurt him in the most brutal way possible. Even using Max's FORMER BODYGUARD and the only other person who might've known Max more than surface level to do it (rant for another time).

Max is essentially, fitting a square peg in a round hole. Trying to revert back to what he was BEFORE Adam, but he's gone too far on his own journey. He's already opened up to Adam and the fans, he can't shove it all back in, hide it all, pretend to be the truly devilish heel he was. Because HE knows that WE know why, and that terrifies him. He can't just be MJF anymore, he's Max. The same Max, that he said in THAT EXACT PROMO ABOUT HIS RSD that he was so scared to show, in case he got hurt. And look what happened.

[kkyos]

Those who partake in dragon communion will one day shed their humanity

(Messmer and godwyn twins AU)

[saintobio]

KNOW THY ENEMY.

dramatis personae; sylus, reader, xavier. heavy angst. period piece. medieval au.

— “in a realm where light and dark doth vie, ‘tis not thine eyes, but thy heart, that must discern who be the true enemy.”

♱ forbidden love

an illicit romance: crown prince xavier, your childhood friend and devoted lover, stands on the precipice of duty as the sole heir to philos. as he is bound by the chains of his obligation to the throne, his heart aches for the one lady he cannot claim.

♱ marriage of convenience

wed to a tyrant: emperor sylus, an oppressive ruler from a neighboring empire, secured your hand through a ruthless bargain he struck to claim you as his wife. your marriage is not one of love, but a cold transaction sealed by power and ambition, leaving your heart trapped in a gilded cage.

♱ the damsel in distress

the bastard daughter of a grand duke: born of noble blood but marred by your mother’s lowly station, you walk a fine line between privilege and disgrace, ultimately forced to marry a man for your own survival. yet, your fate was sealed by a vow to xavier—a promise to break free from sylus’s grasp when the crown of philos finally rests upon your lover’s head.

COMING SOON !

[dnncats]

slaying while slaying 🔪🩸

still + alt color:

[alien-bluez]

Lark can't handle nice things, and as he says "always fucks it up."

Drew a scene from this fic here, please please go read it right now!

[itskaitsart]

buzz buzz 🐝

[voltaical-art]

tadpole brain gang

[lydiannettelizabeth]

Pjsekai magical girl au where all the leaders are recruited by miku to be magical girls send tweet

[mossy-paws]

Get in the fucking biograft, Shuriken. (EVANGELION/PHIGHTING!)

(og screenshot’s/cover under text!) Why hello there to my tumblr followers, it’s been a awhile /silly

ANYWAYS!!! Guess who recently finished the EVA franchise minus the rebuilds and has been in a horrible chokehold over it, this anime ruined my life but hey at least its intro theme is nice……

Well, I wanted to draw some stuff for it! All together these pieces took exactly 48 hours and 20 minutes… with the cover-piece taking ~35(?) of those hours. These were… very, VERY time costly safe to say LOL,,, I am super, SUPER proud of how the cover came out though, everything on it was drawn, colored, rendered, edited, whatever, BY HAND stroke by stroke (as you can see below)

The text, the lineart, the shadows, the colors, the snowflakes on the bio and Shuri, EVERYTHING was done by hand, it was horribly time costly but it did come out very, VERY well in the end I would say (fun fact! I also didn’t originally have the textless version of the cover, and I had to trace all of the lineart for bio’s tophalf by just guessing what line when where and what the hell was going on /silly)

this was a very, very hard project to do all together, but it was also a really nice learning experience too, I’m happy i did it that’s for sure :3!

(og screenies + cover)

[starmocha]

Remember when I said the Grassland!Sylus childhood friends/arranged marriage/soulmates AU was at around 4.6k words?

she grew and I still have like three scenes I need to finish writing, but instead of doing that, I kept writing new scenes and...I think I lost control of the story and my life (╥_╥)

So I'm posting another snippet, because...my brain is tired and I really, really, really want to finish this by Sunday because I have another AU wip that I'm also obsessed with I mean I need to finish part 3 of that other Sylus breeding kink fic I promise it's coming

Reminder that this story will include light breeding kink, pregnancy kink, smut, body worship, gratuitous usages of terms of endearment ("my bride" and "my beloved"), Sylus being grossly in love with you, basically lots of fluff. Anyhoo...

The following morning you were lazing in the field as the flock of sheep grazed peacefully all around you. The warm sunlight had you yawning, already feeling yourself being lured by the tempting sun into drifting back to sleep. As the time passed, your eyes felt heavier, and you nodded off a little. Another yawn escaped before you decided a few minutes of rest wouldn’t hurt. Slowly, you closed your eyes, letting them rest for a few minutes. “Is this what you do when I’m not here?” You immediately opened your eyes when you heard Sylus’ approaching voice. You let out a soft surprised squeak when he knelt down next to you, his face looming just mere inches from yours. He was smirking. “Lazing around and sleeping? What if your sheep gets stolen by wild beasts, my beloved?” You glared at him. “I was not sleeping. I…was blinking.” “Your eyes were closed for far longer than a blink should be.” “I had some dust in my eyes.” “I’m quite sure I heard you snoring.” You blushed and shoved his face aside, glowering when he started laughing at you. “Did you come all the way out here just to tease me?” “Mmhmm,” he answered with a pleased nod as he sat back with his legs propped up. His elbow rested on top of his leg while he cradled his chin in his hand. You noticed in his other hand was a wreath crafted from leaves and berries. Your heart quickened and you gasped softly. You looked at him expectantly. It was at that moment that you noticed the dark bags under his eyes. You crawled over to him and he sat back, allowing you to settle in between his long legs. You reached up and touched his face. “Did you not sleep last night?” you asked him worriedly. He simply smiled and shook his head. Without a word, Sylus placed the wreath on top of your head. You reached up and touched it tentatively as you looked at him confused. “I wanted to finish this for you,” he explained, smiling, “Just as I had thought. This suits you.” “R-really?” “Mmhmm,” he hummed again, nodding. He leaned in to steal your lips. “You look beautiful.” “Sylus…” You could feel your cheeks warming up as he spoke. “Now everyone will know you are mine and I am yours.” You felt touched by his gesture. Without thinking, you threw your arms around his neck, surprising him into losing his balance. Sylus laid on the grass with you on top of him. You grinned and kissed him happily. He looked up, gasping softly when he saw the sunlight had formed a radiant halo behind your head. How…ethereal... He smiled, his hand gently grasped your chin, his thumb brushing over your soft, trembling lips. “We are already promised to one another,” he said, “but if I may be presumptuous, I would still like to ask.” You looked down at him confused. “My beloved,” he said, voice soft and sincere, “will you be my bride?” You stroked his cheek, and as you leaned down closer to his face, your wreath tilted on your head. “What do you think?” He smiled. “Your wreath is going to fall off.” “You’ll put it back on for me, right?” He huffed in amusement at your audacious question, but he nodded. “Yeah,” he said, reaching up to fix the wreath for you, “I will…my bride.” For that brief moment, you felt like your heart had stopped, and then you smiled again as you leaned in and kissed him, feeling his strong arms wrapped around you and holding you close to his body. “This is my vow to you, my bride” he said, “There is only you in my eyes. In this life and all of the lifetimes afterwards, I will always choose you.” “Same for me,” you answered, gazing back at him fondly. You stroked his cheek, letting yourself drown in those passionate crimson eyes. “I will always find you,” you promised, “In all of our lives together, I will always find you and choose you, my love.” Your ardent words beckoned his lips to yours, and for the rest of the day, you lay together under the warm morning sun on the grassland, lost in your own world of bliss.

[bleue-flora]

Ok, I recently wrote an essay [here] talking about the definition and duties of civil engineering as well as the ethics because of the brain rot @swordfright gave me with calling Dream Sam’s ultimate engineering project. So, because I actually am a civil engineer I took it upon myself to design the title and summary of quantities sheets just like I do at work for roads but with Dream as the project instead. And in honor of angst day sponsored by @sixteenth-day-event, I figured I’d share it because I feel like it kinda works for the prison of the mind prompt.

“Sam’s “ultimate engineering project” he deemed too damaged like a bumpy road or crumbling building that wasn’t worthy of patching and filling in the cracks or reinforcing, that’s too eroded to be fixed and preserved. So, Sam strived to tear him down to the bedrock so he could remake, remold, and reengineer Dream according to his design for the common safety, public health and well-fair.”

{These are very similar to the actual sheets I make day to day, which I shall not share for the sake of doxing my location, but yea pretty much everything has a significance. Some of it doesn’t necessarily make sense but that was because I was more so taking inventory of what we see in lore (so you know I counted ;) lol)}