#this happened to me irl

[killerpancakeburger]

Y/N: Ohmygod hiiiiiii

Soap, confused but happy: Hi?

Y/N: Aren't you just the cutest thing?

Soap: 😳 y-you really think so? 👉👈

Y/N: C'm'ere baby

Soap: *takes one step, not believing his luck*

Y/N: *crouches to pet the cat who's been standing near Soap all along* What a sweet kitty, don't you agree Soap?

Soap:

Soap: *trying to hide his embarassment* Haha yeah...

[clownowo]

been replaying the Portal series I think this is where its heading

[grossillygirl]

i have an obsession with public groping fantasies recently. i just want my tits to be grabbed, my nipples pinched and pulled and played with. someone to rub their cock on my ass, taking my hand and making me stroke them until they cum, walking around with their cum on me uhdhdbdbdb

[unamusedyams]

(4/4) The end! No loose ends or tension to be found here! 🐶🤖

Part 1 || Part 2 || Part 3

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

This wine tastes like pigs blood!

[First] Prev <–-> Next

[cosmicdenro]

*crying emoji* hey i hope. shockwave manipulates prime bee. in the comic.

[stokerbrothers]

HI ISAT GANG I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT THE TAGS FOR THEM ARE. BUT I LOVE THE THOUGHT OF ISABEAU AND MIRABELLE BEING QPPS I THINK ITS REALLY CUTE HAHA

I LOVE WHITEBOARD DOODLES THOUGH MY HAND HRTS SO BAD HELP PPPPP WORTH IT THOUGH. COPING WITHOUT LAYERS

[bedupolker]

I feel like this is a dumb question but what are ur pronouns??

I could tell you but one time someone DMed me interested in commissions so I gave my info but when I clicked their blog just to see what they might request it said "men DNI" and they ghosted me so maybe they found out I'm a man and I lost a precious precious ninety five dollars. So online I keep it ambiguous for mass appeal. Maybe that makes me a "sell out" .

[angelofalls]

2021 vs 2024 Wow truly a twink death xD

[daily13]

sleepy

[cacaocheri]

pov sun is trying to get yn to eat more (he is a master manipulator)

[cyeayt]

Shout out to Characters who are shells of their former selves! You died and you’re not coming back! You don’t recognize yourself and neither does anyone else, and it’s anyone’s guess what the fuck you’re supposed to be now!

[artuurle]

once again drawing click clack over images of my nefarious shape

+ bonus based on how I was handed an angora rabbit at a state fair and immediately started ugly crying

[sleepincrow]

contains: toxic behaviour, toxic!reader this was itching my brain, idk what to tell you. i like having morally ambigious reader... or idk, is it too tame? i have no idea where the line meets and ends when it comes to dark shit cus i usually stay in the other side of the line. whenever i think of dark stuff its in a comedic-ish light and everything turns fluffy in the end idfk. tell me what else i should add in the warnings 😞

edit: i made it readable, i should really start readproofing.

hear me out..

reader who doesnt do anything when their boyfriend is mean. like theyre just generally pissed off and huffing at you when youre trying to greet them with open arms and a warm smile when they come home.

reader who doesnt confront them about their horrible behavior and how it affected them. no, just stay silent, take in whatever your boyfriend had to say or do and leave him be.

ohooooh, you mightve done nothing but youre going to give them something much worse than a silent treatment.

youre not a doormat. youre not a crybaby.

i want reader to be absolutely menacing. if that man doesnt come back crawling, apologizing to you, youre gonna make him.

do you understand me? the anger, the absolute disgust that bubbles in your stomach, that claws its way up your chest like an animal looking for a fresh breath of air before it starts to hunt.

youre silent all of the sudden, giving him the driest texts known to man, leaving him on seen with texts that dont technically need a reply instead of dragging the conversation longer with a picture of a cat you saw on your way home. youre picking up more work than usual, unable to cut some time, telling him youve got things to do—things more important than having to watch some tv with him, be in bed with him.

youre clever. you know your schedule, and you know his. rearrange everything, make sure to make as much commotion in your life that doesnt include him, so when he confronts you, youre technically telling the truth when you say youre busy.

because why bother coming home early, greeting him, surprising him with dinner and a loving kiss?

then watch it all go down. technically, youre not doing anything wrong, youve got your plate full with a screenshot of your planned calendar to pair with it as sweet, sweet evidence.

youre watching him slightly deteriorate. watch him panic. he'll buy you flowers, in which you put in a vase but never take care of like before. he'll buy you jewelry you wont wear because "theyre beautiful but i like the old ones too! ill wear them on a special occassion" that wont ever come.

the frustrated, panicked look on his face is priceless. it feels so good. he cant even be mad because youre not even cheating! you have all the alibis, all the witnesses. youre perfectly happy and sweet as before! just.. not as responsive, not as present. but thats not your fault, thats your job's!

if he pays for you, slowly start paying your half of everything. shows that you are stable and everything would be perfectly fine if he went up in left. in the end, thats why he got angry with you in the first place, right? he's so okay with being angry, not telling you his problems, that he can keep it to himself, right?

he doesnt need your lap to lay his head on, not your food that you prepare for him when he comes home, not the soft touches you leave on his overworked skin and definitely not the words that you coo at him everyday before he pissed you off.

make him know what the once delicious thought of takeout tastes like once he's left to fend for himself while you go out for overtime at work! trust me, its gonna taste a hell of a lot more bland, a lot more dull. depressing, really.

dont even get me STARTED on sex. (i wont, not now)

this is all justifiable, right? after all, this is how you communicate your feelings right? this is how you can show him how you felt when he showed you a cold shoulder at your warm embrace! let him have the full experience when you felt pathetic, miserable, useless.

plus, youre not wrong, arent you? you can leave whenever you want! who is he to tell you that you cant leave? as if he owns you—is that what he thinks? is that what he thinks of you? just a not-so-significant other that he can come home to whenever he wants and project his feelings unto?

no, no youre not. youre not gonna take that bullshit. he can roll it up, pack it in a bag and beat it if thats what he's thinking. no, both of you are holding an end of a rope in this relationship. a big, thick rope which you can cut off with that large ass scissor you both have.

this is just you telling him, reminding him that you can cut it whenever you like! its not threatening, not manipulation, straight truth! you CAN leave any relationship you like! its his problem if he doesnt like it, right?

your poor little boyfriend has to get his act together! start thinking straight! unless he wants to deal with your unyielding, harsh wrath for the rest of his soon-to-be miserable life.

after all, he made the first threat to your relationship, right? its just a reminder!

[paper-starz]

Doodle dump! 💖

(I blame @za0mbie for getting me into the Julaby ship 😭) <- go check em out! They’re wonderful!!!

[averlym]

"you're lost, little girl"