#this guy is our cousin
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Yes. Yes, we do that.
#corvids#fables#this guy is our cousin#he likes A LOT of attention#Hugin and Munin#Hugin and Mugin#Moog#crows#ravens#all those
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When I find myself at daylight savings
Cousin Oskaar comes to me
Speaking words of wisdom
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Brb gonna go torch a Saab like a pile of leaves 🎶
#ore no kao#first vw show is finally in the bookssss#after 11 years (and a few streams this year alone) heard Diane Young live and i am renewed 😌#(did kinda wish a guy was with me--esp with the couples nearby being lovey during 'never known a love like this before ya' in This Life#[and if this guy i've missed would read/reply to my texts and communicate and not just view my IG stories it could've been him...]#buuut that aside i had a blast ✌🏽)#was fun relating with the guy next to me about our top songs and what we thought their encore would be#i am still so surprised they havent really played Cousins on this tour but tHEY BROUGHT OUT GIVING UP THE GUN AHHHHH 🔫#v fun v fun#did wanna throw in some of my Diane Young recording too but lemme let these selfies breathe lol
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when you create a character and want to give them a nickname, it might sound ideal to call them something cute or cool like nightshade or candy or other stuff, but i think its inherently more realistic and way more funnier if you have in mind that most of the times nicknames come from other people, like your friends or family, and they can be straight up violating
from what ive gathered throughout the years of living amongst people, there are a few "nickname categories", and they are as follows:
your surname has a somehow funny word in it and its now your nickname for forever
youve had a misfortune of reminding someone of some fictional character and now you are called by that characters name
actually, youve had a misfortune of reminding someone of anything, be it a plant or an animal or an inanimated object, and it is now your nickname
youve misspelled/mispronounced a word and everyone collectively agreed that its how they will call you from now on
(the last one is personal bc i legit didnt know how "auchan" is pronounced and i said it wrong in front of my friends (rookie mistake). ive been auchan (the mispronounced way) for a long, long time)
obviously do what you want with your characters, but i highly encourage the funny nicknames. they can add so much to the oc, both in the dynamic they have with their friends/family, and also in terms of a backstory for them
#writing#oc#ive been remaking my old hs ocs and the nicknames thing came to my mind#its just so funny meeting other people and learning the history behind their nicknames lmfao#i aint talking about the shortened names btw thats some basic stuff#more examples: weve called our friend “speed” because one other friend said he looked like meth impersonated once#my bro has a nickname woody bc my cousin said he looked like the guy from toy story when they were kids. its been 20+ years since then
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Clare is mischaracterized a lot lowkey because I think people love Clare for being an anxious lesbian so much that they instinctively craft a more palatable version of that trait onto her and it’s a shame because Clare is a fascinating little beastie. She is childhood friends with the likes of Erin and Michelle for a reason after all. She is arguably just as selfish as Erin /affectionate and just as impulsive as Michelle /affectionate it just is formed around the insane molten hot anxiety disorder inside her little lesbian brain. She thinks she’s better than them when in reality she is just as bad.
I’d argue she stays selfish /affectionate longer than Erin does. Until the final two episodes I fully believe Clare would have sold any of them up the river for a corn chip if that corn chip would save her skin. It’s often said that Clare and James hold the single brain cell but I think the truth is likely that Orla holds it and they just forgot to use it or hand it to someone cause they were going ham on a bag of sweets.
If you hate Erin for her selfish traits and just kinda forget that Clare is just as bad then idk what to tell you they’re birds of a feather.
#derry girls#erin quinn#michelle mallon#clare devlin#random dg thoughts at insomnia o’clock#also Clare would not be into Erin at all guys#and I say this with Erin being my baby girl#also lowkey Michelle is her type but idk if they’d have feelings for each other#so much as during Uni they fuck nasty once and then never speak of it again#one potential DG episode I would have pitched during the between season area#would be that Jenny asks Clare which of the Fuckhead Five she’d marry#Clare doesn’t even HESITATE to say James.#Not because she likes him that way literally just because in her words Jenny gave her no good options#and then Orla Michelle and Erin spend the entire episode#trying to woo Clare entirely for their own stupid egos#Clare: This is exactly why I picked James. Our lavender marriage would be so free of whatever this is.#James: *is just thankful he got picked* uwu#Michelle: I will not lose to my cousin I am going to seduce the FUCK out of Clare#Orla: Everyone knows I am the best partner. Survival of the fittest.#Erin: I’m her BEST FRIEND she should want to marry ME.
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Hey y'all! Do you have any patterns/resources/advice on sewing corsets/bodices/stays/stuff like that? I have once again reached the "wow I hate bras and bra shopping" point of the "having to replace clothes as they wear out" cycle
#the person behind the yarn#part of my problem is that I am an optical illusion of a human person#by which I mean all my measurement ratios are weird but none of it is visible#fun fact! my head circumference is the exact same as my cousin who is more than a foot taller than me#he is a wall of muscle! very large guy and our heads are the same size. They don't look it though!#the relevant weird measurements here are that I have a fairly small band size#but I can't actually wear my correct band size#because my torso is too narrow from side to side#I've got a barrel chest in miniature lol and the large cup size Does Not Help#so if I wear my correct band size the cups are too wide from side to side and dig into my armpits and/or ribs#which means I have to size down and use a back extender thing and have the straps always falling down#and at this point I just want something that won't mess up my back or my ribs#because once you dislocate a rib once you are more likely to dislocate it again. which is just lovely.
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Found our own little space and had a blast with gods favourite band 🎉✨💚
#My brain hates me so much now but I really did have a wonderful time!!#I introduced my cousin and sister to green day when we were pre-teens and now we're all in our mid twenties and life sure flies by!#I need to travel more to visit these guys. And see more live music. Some pub gigs would be great#Certainly can't afford another one life this for a year or two 😂😂 nearly £30 for two drinks??? Criminal 😭😂#Green Day Saviours Tour#Spotify
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dreblr…
"If you love and cherish our green boy you are welcome to this garden as a flower, plant or lurking gardener, please make sure not to trample any plants and water them with reblogs, notes, comments, asks, and replies to keep them healthy." (context)
#dreblr#💐🌺🌸🌷🌹🌼🌻🪷🌱🌿🪴🌵🌳🌲🌴🌱🌾🍂🍀#here’s me watering all y’all with love and appreciation <3#ok but for real can someone please make art of dreblr as a garden... like it'd be cute...#no lie I talk was talking about how wholesome tumblr is and my cousin was like#-wait that doesn’t make sense don’t y’all just talk about torturing some guy?#and I was like oh… yea we do do that we love tormenting our boy :) but more like the culture is nice and everyone is sweet<3 <3 <3#love y’all thanks for making a part of the internet nice and cozy and enjoyable <3 <3
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The longer I live in LA the more I’m convinced 30 Rock absolutely hit the nail on the head by describing spacey actors super into Kabbalah as “combining the fun parts of Judaism with sex magic”
#also i'm not proud to admit this but i did assume goetia was. like. a breed of owl based on context clues from helluva boss#i was raised roman catholic we don't have any fun monsters or powers in our story it's just a guy and that guy's cousin
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dan and phil are like jesus in that they’re dramatic ass fruity men in their 30s always going like “i am making this SACRIFICE for THE PEOPLE” and everyone is like “no one asked you to do this in fact we’d all rather you just did not do this” and they’re like “IT IS TOO LATE NOW YOU HAVE TO LIVE WITH THE CONSEQUENCES THIS IS WHAT YOU WANTED” and we’re like “no no we didn’t want this actually and you made this decision with your whole ass adult brain you truly could have just not done this and we’d all be better off for it but now we all have to suffer because YOU refuse to say no to shit” and i think that’s ridiculous stupid annoying awful beautiful
#/j#dnp#jesus did NOT have to die on the cross like pilate gave him so many outs and he was like ‘noooo i have to be a martyr’ and that’s#why pilate washed is hands of him#he’s like ‘this bitch is too messy i don’t wanna be involved’#good for him#dan and phil#‘oh we HAVE to do this thing for this sponsor oh we HAVE to do this really gay embarrassing coupley thing on the gaming channel’#i swear someday they’ll be like ‘this video is sponsored by dragon city so we’re gonna be doing the chapstick challenge!!’#‘can’t believe you guys and dragon city and the whole world literally begged and forced us to make out for a video but here we go 🙄🤣’#if i ever saw that shit in a video i would immediately click off unsubscribe block them report them delete my youtube account#move change my name get a fake id go off the grid and try to start over somewhere else#i know there are some of you freaks who actually wanna see them kiss but seeing that is genuinely my biggest fear lmao#like gross rosa those are our dads#actually dan feels like my cousin and phil feels like my cousin’s husband if that makes sense#i was 16 when i started watching so they didn’t really raise me maybe that’s why#dan howell#daniel howell#phan#amazingphil#phil lester#danisnotonfire#yeet my deenp#yeet my deet#danandphilgames#d&p#dip and pip#hbdnell
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congrats to these three fucking idiots! truly! i hope you people are happy with yourselves!
i cant believe we got bogo on cats penalties in fucking preseason you guys are unfuckingbelievable really can you people not handle the scawy penalty box all by yourselves? you have to use the buddy system?
they did not think of the logistics of the bench when they committed those penalties huh
florida panthers @ tampa bay lightning | 10.2.24
#josh davies#anton lundell#niko mikkola#florida panthers#2425#preseason#cats get too lonely they really cant go to the sinbin alone#36 total pims this game btw which is a pretty low scoring affair for how much we hate each other#lundys feet are in completely two different continents#while mikksy is actually being a proper lady and sitting with conscious idea that there are people on the same small bench#you wish you were as conscientious as mikksy is#slendermans cousin twice removed has great pr#he is awful but he is modest and demure#i dont blame davies for his 5 BUT#i will bonk mikksy and lundy on the head FOR COMMITTING STUPID PENALTIES ON THE PK#YOU GUYS ARE OUR BEST PENALTY KILLERS WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT#ALL OF THIS IN 27 SECONDS. I HATE YOU PEOPLE
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it's tom time!
#apollo's tag#cat: tom#THE RETURN OF OUR COUSINS' CAT#he is so small. guys this cat is so fucking small
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Some doodles I did for my friend
#my friend is insanely good at dueling#so we made her oc talented at it too but he’s arrogant about it#since she’s not an artist I drew a scene from our conjoined lore#that we are constantly changing lmaoooo#I keep telling her he looks like that guy from despicable me but she didn’t appreciate that so she made her oc kick rileys ass in dueling#nxjsndjsbdjd#Riley is supposed to hate him…kinda#Christian belongs to her but cherry and Riley are mine!#cherry is his cousin on the floor….my daughter#hpma#hpma daniel#harry potter magic awakened#hpma mc#hpma oc#harry potter#hp magic awakened#my art tag
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Haven't posted too much since this week was hectic [😩], so it me after a slightly longer jog earlier (thankfully it's warm enough to sensibly go jogging) and then coming back to trim the beard/shave some 🪒🚿😌
#ore no kao#[i feel like since sticking with the beard through 'rona it's grown on me#so now i like having it around some during the winter lol]#also hi to the quite-a-few cute new people/mutuals following whatever it is i'm doing here 👋🏽#[missed out on my cousin's 6pm dinner party w/ a sis or two but in my defense it was already past 5 and that was an 1hr30m trek to BK lol#didnt get to squeeze in the gym like i hoped but bright side of going tmrw is the one cute front desk guy should be there lol hmm]#my trainer getting me to jog has been a nice thing to keep up since our sessions ended
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me when ANOTHER FUCKING guy shows up
#this is silly#anyways shoutout to jon archivist for like. bursting through the front doors DURING our cousins bat mitzvah#he fell into the void now idk where he went hes somewhere here tho!!!#that makes 2 guys from the podcast#i hope nothing bad will happen about THAT#<i am not trusting this#-target#this is all silly n lighthearted btw#sysblr#system#plural#plurality#endo safe#introject
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We got a DVD player from goodwill for like 2 bucks so that we can watch dvds from the library in town this is a fucking game changer I'm so excited
#We got two classic who serials season one of quantum leap and the Martian movie#Going through a scifi era right now (as if I'm not always in a scifi era)#Also got some dvds from goodwill cause they were like a buck each#AND I found a book I read in middle school but forgot the name of that I'd been thinking about for years!#Not The Book that's been haunting me but it's up there#AND a new antique from the used book store#Also I found out the family that runs our used book store is also from Houston?#I got trapped in Old Southern Man conversation with the guy at the counter#Afterwards Jen told me my accent jumped out during the conversation and took like ten minutes to fade back to my normal speech which is#Interesting. I know my accent gets thicker when I talk to other southerners I wonder if there's any linguistics papers on that. Probably.#Downside to the goodwill dvd player is she doesn't have a remote so we gotta figure that out#I thought we could use the buttons on the DVD player itself but she only has. Two buttons.#The weird thing about growing up broke in the 2000s is that we jumped straight from VHS to Netflix#And I only ever watched dvds on like. My cousins ps2 or whatever. And the portable DVD player I got for Christmas one year#Our local library also has Nintendo switch games to borrow go to your library bro they kick ass
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