#this game is unreal man

[kavehsleftearring]

day no.42069 of "Wow! I can't believe thats real dialogue!"

these lines said in succession was so fucking funny to me 😭😭😭

[fandomlobsterart]

Tfw you accidentally called yourself a fag in front of the hot detective's daughter, and then she immediately hatecrimes her dad.

Plus the sketch as a treat <3

[jules-and-rue-and-lexi-too]

The Hunger Games: The Ballad of Songbirds & Snakes Lucy Gray Baird performing at The Hob

+ bonus gif

[milimeters-morales]

the new spider-man game will allow miles and peter to reach through the screen, flip you off, and tell you to go fuck yourself each time you get them killed

[epsilonzolton]

hey secret level is fucking amazing please go watch it

every episode has so much effort and care put into it

dnd was just awesome

sifu was amazing

new world was hilarious

unreal tournament was… well unreal

war hammer 40k was great as usual

i had no idea what they were gonna do for fucking pac man but i loved it and i want more of that story

crossfire was the only episode that was just not for me but i can see that the people into that are gonna love it

and of course armored core was fucking phenomenal, Keanu has joined the ranks of the ravens and isn’t going anywhere

i wish i could see more to each of these stories and for some i can but others are just these little glimpses into these worlds but they all have so much to explore

[pedroam-bang]

Secret Level (2024)

[spineless-lobster]

I need him in a way that is concerning to my asexuality

[draftingtides]

The child pulls their hair—their hair made of clouds, so like the dream-clouds of Oneiros—down over one eye and peeks shyly at Hypnos with the other. “Where did you come from?” he wonders aloud, half to the child and half to himself.

9.5k words, rated T, gen (Hypnos & child oc, Hypnos & his brothers, pre-Hypnos/Zagreus)

[snapbackslide]

[hamburger-helper-official]

Been a while and have been playing TCM game religiously so take a Johnny and I'm gonna go hide in a corner

[lavellane]

hes such a girls girl <3

[pokemonfrommemory]

Doggie

[rev-velvet]

All this mf did was have fun with his friends while eating pickled plums and some of yall hated him for it

[splatoonpolls]

So TikTok has its won Goncharov. But it is actually like a goncharov and not like Zeptoha or whatever it’s called (tldr: it was just and ad for someone’s song)

It’s called Man the game. And it’s a PS5 game with several sequels were you play as man. And I like it compared to the other thing because it feels more authentic, yes it being TikTok and all getting clout is important. But honestly the jokes people make about it seems way more like a joke people in a group chat would make.

[biohazard-inevitable]

Every few years, a man comes into the valley.

Nobody knows where he comes from, nor why he feels so familiar.

He seems so familiar, yet treated like hes a new face every time he comes.

He stays, toils away at the old rotting farm until new life blossoms into it and he builds like hes seen all this place has to offer, like hes been there hundreds of times before.

And he has, most certainly, until the day he leaves again, thanking the residents for their time until inevitably, they forget and the farm falls back into dissarray.

Who is the man for whom the sky wales sing, who is the man who seems to know everything?

Who is the man whom most forget,

Who is the man that time reset?

[underwater-i-will-go]

guys. do you think it's fair he exists.