#this game is unreal man

[kavehsleftearring]

day no.42069 of "Wow! I can't believe thats real dialogue!"

these lines said in succession was so fucking funny to me 😭😭😭

[fandomlobsterart]

Tfw you accidentally called yourself a fag in front of the hot detective's daughter, and then she immediately hatecrimes her dad.

Plus the sketch as a treat <3

[jules-and-rue-and-lexi-too]

The Hunger Games: The Ballad of Songbirds & Snakes Lucy Gray Baird performing at The Hob

+ bonus gif

[facts-i-just-made-up]

facts about the beloved game sonic spinball

Sonic Spinball was a sport created in Estonia around 1800. A predecessor of modern pinball, the cruel sport featured a live hedgehog as its ball, which would be batted about by rich people for sport. The hedgehog was traditionally painted blue to represent Sweden, which was unpopular in Estonia at the time owing to them being at war over a stolen Pärnusian Screaming Goat.

Not only did this blue hedgehog inspire the game of pinball as we know it, but the famous blue Sega mascot, Mega Man.

[dcdreamblog]

So is the Plastic Man who was in the All-Star Squadron and the Freedom Fighters the same guy who's still around today with the Justice League? The current one is so rarely serious in interviews I can't find any concrete information.

I know there's plenty of other Golden Agers who are still around, but he still looks exactly the same and so does this "Woozy" Winks guy who's in a lot of pictures with him.

Same guy. Same weird, WEIRD guy.

(A recent "glamor shot" published by Mammoth City Magazine) Because his identity is publically available I can help clear up some confusion for you. Plastic Man's birth name is Patrick "Eel" O'Brien. Little is known about his birth family save some measure of Irish ancestry. His father was abusive and abandoned Eel at a young age to a Catholic nunnery. Eel counts the main factor in his fall toward crime being his lack of a positive male role model, meaning the most affection and attention he got was from street toughs and gangsters. He started by running simple errands, then couriering illicit goods, then dealing, by the time of his adulthood he was running a small outfit in Mammoth City, New Jersey. Everything went wrong when he was shot during a robbery of the Crawford Chemical Works. Blundering into a rack of barrels a large industrial acid was dumped all over him, even entering his wound. He was presumed dead but actually ended up under the care of an order of monks known as Rest Haven. Taken in and given asylum despite his criminal past, O'Brien discovered that he could morph his body in any way he desired, save for its color. Viewing the monks as role models in his new life, Eel gave up crime and decided to make the most of his second chance. His crime career was helped by Wolfgang "Woozy" Winks (as far as I can tell that is the man's legal name) a former small time criminal who became a bumbling if loyal confidant to the man of rubber. He was, of course, drafted into the All Star Squadron during the war where he gravitated toward working alongside Uncle Sam and the Freedom Fighters. He says that despite pitching it as wanting to be "as close to Phantom Lady as possible, mrrrowww" (sic) it was actually because like earlier in his life he respected Uncle Sam as a reasonable and appreciative male role model. For his famous sense of humor he was regarded as a trustworthy and respected member of the Freedom Fighters until the war's end. He was left behind when the Freedom Fighters made their exodus to Earth X, although the reasons have never been made fully clear as to why. He spent the next several decades working for the FBI, hunting down mobsters, killers and robbers under a low profile as to not upset the provisions of the Keane Act. At some point during this period he engaged in a prolonged affair with a woman named Angel McDunnagh (She is by all accounts a very kind and patient but utterly mundane woman. Do not go looking for her. Seriously don't. He tends to get testy if she complains about people snooping.) which resulted in the birth of their son Ernie Luke McDunnagh O'Brien. It just so happens that around this same time, Superman's appearance and the formation of the JLA rendered the Keane Act moot when Plastic Man reappeared on the scene. This lead to Angel and Eel separating and Eel becoming rapidly estranged from his son. Plastic Man would eventually be granted membership on the Justice League where he served with distinction and commendation, risking life and limb for his comrades, innocents and all mankind more than once. Even eventually making an effort to step back into his son's life. At this moment in time he is associated both with The Terrifics, a group of respected superhuman multiversal explorers as well as the brand new "Justice League Unlimited" initiative. As I have said many, MANY times before, I will not judge a man like Plastic Man by his attitude. Especially when there's not a damn thing wrong with his attitude. The man grew up in the shadow of the great depression, abandoned to a nunnery, became a criminal before he finished middle school, was mutagentically deformed and decided all of that was reason enough to turn into the GOOD GUY. And the psychological trade off the he makes is that he's kinda goofy. He has faced the worst of the worst from literal nazis on down the list, I say he gets to break the tension however he damn well feels like it.

[epsilonzolton]

hey secret level is fucking amazing please go watch it

every episode has so much effort and care put into it

dnd was just awesome

sifu was amazing

new world was hilarious

unreal tournament was… well unreal

war hammer 40k was great as usual

i had no idea what they were gonna do for fucking pac man but i loved it and i want more of that story

crossfire was the only episode that was just not for me but i can see that the people into that are gonna love it

and of course armored core was fucking phenomenal, Keanu has joined the ranks of the ravens and isn’t going anywhere

i wish i could see more to each of these stories and for some i can but others are just these little glimpses into these worlds but they all have so much to explore

[milimeters-morales]

the new spider-man game will allow miles and peter to reach through the screen, flip you off, and tell you to go fuck yourself each time you get them killed

[rosykims]

hes such a girls girl <3

[pedroam-bang]

Secret Level (2024)

[spineless-lobster]

I need him in a way that is concerning to my asexuality

[draftingtides]

The child pulls their hair—their hair made of clouds, so like the dream-clouds of Oneiros—down over one eye and peeks shyly at Hypnos with the other. “Where did you come from?” he wonders aloud, half to the child and half to himself.

9.5k words, rated T, gen (Hypnos & child oc, Hypnos & his brothers, pre-Hypnos/Zagreus)

[rev-velvet]

All this mf did was have fun with his friends while eating pickled plums and some of yall hated him for it

[hamburger-helper-official]

Been a while and have been playing TCM game religiously so take a Johnny and I'm gonna go hide in a corner

[pokemonfrommemory]

Doggie

[dcdreamblog]

i Know Your Home Town Heroes Are The DOOM PATROL so i Have to Aks

How did The team Go form This

( Old time Superhero team With a Uniform )

to This

( They look like a 70s or 80s Punk band )

to This?

( Back With a New uniform )

and Why to They Have so Many links to the titans?

just Whats Up With DOOM PATROL

( i Aks With to so Them Being Your Home Town Heroes i Think? And i found i lot Of posters for Them at My Uesd Things shop i Go to a lot )

The Doom Patrol are an...interesting case because they're not superheroes in the traditional sense. at least not by choice. The original members, Cliff Steele, Larry Trainor and Rita Farr were all brought together by terrible accidents that left with with fantastical abilities, yes but also left them mutated or otherwise scarred in a way that set them apart from humanity. Cliff was a former race car driver whose brain was transferred into a robot body after a crash left his old body in ruins. Trainor was a military pilot whose experimental guidance system sent him sailing through a dangerous radiation belt And Farr was an actress exposed to strange vapors on a movie set that granted her the ability to alter her size at will. They were offered what seemed to be safe harbor by a genius scientist Dr Niles Caulder who was, in reality, the architect of the accidents that mutated them all in the first place. Bringing them together as The Doom Patrol he sent them out on suicidally dangerous missions against various supervillains and scientific menaces, most often the members of the Brotherhood of Evil whose leader The Brain was actually the original victim meant to be implanted into the Robotman body until his intelligent gorilla companion was able to spirit him away. Their clashes eventually leading to a showdown off the coast of the town of Codsville, Maine where the heroes were seemingly killed by a blast of their greatest enemies' ultimate weapon. That was not to be their end, though. However as time went on, especially after Caulder's treachery was discovered, the Doom Patrol really became a supportive family group for those who had been effected by his ethical lapses in one way or another. Even beyond that they become embroiled in all the weirdest, strangest and most metaphysical threats possible. They became a refuge for, well for lack of a better term, the weirdos. Those whose powers are too obtuse, or whose powers are matched with sufficiently virulent if mundane mental illness that they had nowhere else to go. In the aftermath of the Lazarus Rains, they've become a group seeking out those who have been empowered by the disaster and offering them safe haven away from the public eye. They're forced into the spotlight because of their powers, which in their cases usually seem closer to a disability than a gift. Though they are respected and trusted by other members of the superhero community especially because one of their earliest inductees, Garfield Logan (yes, the one from Space Trek too) became super, globally famous both as an actor and as a member of the Teen Titans. They're...reclusive is the wrong word. They just want to be left alone, operative more as a support group than a willing superhero team. Which is why I use their real names rather than the superhero names they've been given over time by the media. If you or someone you know has a metahuman ability and a comorbidity with some kind of mental or physical disability, their contact information is publically available.

[maliro-t]

it just like. couldn't be bleaker could it huh.