#this game is fucking me upppppppp

[wimcc]

[chipjrwibignaturals]

the first 30 or so seconds of this song do some CRAZY shit to me. like. god

hey you guys want something that always fucks me up

[sodapopwrites]

sometimes i think about the way mor treats azriel and a part of my soul dies. like i get it. dont get me wrong....i understand why she's afraid to tell him the truth but bro....youre like 500 years old. GROW UPPPPPPPP. also azriel needs to like...step his game up or something i dont know. theyre all so fucking traumatized. these people need to go to therapy. you know when sports teams will hire a therapist that they all see...to like idk help the team or whatever. they need one of those. rhys needs to hire a night court inner circle team therapist. maybe it would do all of them some fucking good. jesus christ.

[earnyourbitterfodder]

i jsut bought the day 5 dlc and i am screaming.

his voice his hair i am OUGH

uhm uh m hello!!

HOLY FUCK I LOVE THE VOICE ACTING

OH NO HES HOT

SHUUUT THE FUCK UPPPPPPPP

SHUU THTHE FUCK UP MICAH

BE QUEITI SHHHH

silly little man

LMFAO REAL

LMFAO MUCAIU/!??!?!

DAMN HE WHIMPERRED? (thank you voice actor)

WHY WAS THERE A KIDD AUDO ALAMFAO}FK I AM CRYIGJSKJGN anyway

WOAH WHAT WOAH WHAT

OKAY UHM

im sorry guys the way the VA said it

BE FUCING QUIET MICAH YUJIN

the face i am making rn

Be. quiet.

not anymore.

not at all micah yujin

THE VA WHIMPERED EXCUSE ME AOGIDJGSJGN

GOD DAMN MOANIGZN{xiuzgA]ODUFHQBV]

this goddamn game making me sakfdh

dont ever call me that

oh 😳

oh shit thats even better

be fucking quiet

EXCUSE ME?!!! EXCUSE ME??!??! LIKE

EXCUSE ME??!?!?!

[gerrydefault]

casper please…..

da fucking eurosport putting ads while the second set already started ??? criminal

why is fritz playing good? when that happened?

the commentators always talking about dimitrov are so me coded

in 30 min rune/zver*v match starts y’all better moveeeee

casper hun do something…..

WE ARE SUFFERING I WANNA DIE

JEU RUUD✨✨✨✨

we are 1 game to 4 against fritz……………………….

djoko-cerundolo it’s taking forever (djokovic won)

iga is right i hate this crowd shut the fuck upppppppp

FUCK RUNE/ZVRV IS ABOUT TO START

my fucking god somebody kill me

OKOKKKK OK CASPY OK

CASPER OMG AAAAAAAAAAAA BEAST MODE🇳🇴🇳🇴🇳🇴🇳🇴🇳🇴🇳🇴🇳🇴🇳🇴🇳🇴🇳🇴🇳🇴🇳🇴🇳🇴

(i hate eurosport so much)

OK I AM OFFICIALLY PRAYING FOR RUNE

my fucking god I feel ushehdhegeg

no comment on both sides

ALRIGHT CASPER 💞💞💞💞🇳🇴🇳🇴🇳🇴🇳🇴

2 to 3 for RUNE LETS GO🇩🇰🇩🇰🇩🇰🇩🇰🇩🇰🇩🇰

the whole zvrv family should be locked in

OH RUNE THE GUY YOU ARE

imma about to explode

FIRST SET RUNE AND 1 GAME FOR RUUD TO WIN????? OMGGGGGGGGGG I THRQHQRHTWJQTJQTJQRHQRHQDH🇳🇴🇳🇴🇳🇴🇳🇴🇳🇴🇳🇴🇳🇴🇳🇴🇩🇰🇩🇰🇩🇰🇩🇰🇩🇰🇩🇰🇩🇰🇩🇰

MR RUNE I LOVE YOU

my god 5 5 I want to exit life

MY FUCKING GOD HOLY SHIT

holy shit it feels like ages I am watching this match 😭😭‼️‼️‼️‼️

Cmon you danish kiddo CMONNNNNNNN

HOLGER👏🏻 HOLGER👏🏻 HOLGER👏🏻

JAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA🇩🇰🇩🇰🇩🇰🇩🇰🇩🇰🇩🇰🇩🇰🇩🇰🇩🇰🇩🇰🇩🇰🇩🇰🇩🇰🇩🇰🇩🇰🇩🇰

I AM DYING RIGHT HERE

I previously said I hated the crowd I was joking I LOVE YOU ALL

life is sufferance, I can’t take it no more

my fucking gooooooooooooooooooooooooooood

my fucking god…..

rune, holger babygirl don’t give up on me

a tragedy

i hate roland garros

[letheldosage]

xavier's ass needs to be tested for a hypersomnia like yesterday fr. we can be narcolepsy buddies <3 but bro sleeps... so much.... he's kind of a freak tho but can also be so cool... kakkoii...

zayne is cute in his own way even tho he's not my fave at all. and he can be so CHEEKY like!? "you're acting like a three year old!" "at least i'm more mature than you. that's good enough for me." OK MAN. WAS THAT NECESSARY. funny as fuck.

rafayel is so babygirl coded. what a boyfailure brat drama queen. i love him. he's so moe moe and i want to tease him foreverrrrr.

sylus has me on my knees and no i will not be elaborating on that <3

i'm so whipped for the love and deepspace boys its actually embarrassing how did i go from completely disinterested in the game to being OBSESSED....

[hlvrfreakyfriday]

HLVRFF: Chapter 11

Gordon was honestly a little worried he’d fucked up when Benry started sobbing again. Thankfully, though, the entity was able to speak through his tears just enough to assure Gordon he was crying in relief.

Benry really didn’t want to leave. The fact that he was going to anyway, just to try and help Gordon feel better, just further cemented that Benry really does care about him. Gordon’s kicking himself for never taking the time to really notice until now.

(He’s kicking himself for a lot of things regarding Benry, really.)

When Benry’s sobs finally calmed down to just a few quiet sniffles, the two of them got to talking.

About Gordon’s nightmares…

“Just because I have nightmares about the fight on Xen doesn’t mean I’m actually still afraid of you. I still have nightmares sometimes about that army of Coomer clones too, but I still willingly go hang out with Dr. Coomer. And like, hell, when I was a kid I had this recurring nightmare about a giant Agumon trying to eat me, even though he was one of my favorite Digimon. Dreams are just weird, y’know?���

“huh. yeah, i guess so. wait... if you had nightmares about your favorite digimon, does that mean i’m your favorite roommate~?”

“Pretty sure you’re my only roommate, Benry.”

“pretty sure you’re dodging the question, gordon.”

About Benry’s life in Black Mesa’s labs…

“i never talked about it ‘cause like, it’s all in the past. can’t do anything about it. and i’m not in the labs anymore now, so. it’s not important.”

“I, uh, kind of think it IS important? I had one of your nightmares, the one about being cut up on the exam table, so obviously that shit still affects you. Do you at least talk to Tommy about this when it’s bothering you?”

“uhhhhhhhh......”

“Dude.”

“please don’t tell tommy.”

“Oh, I’m gonna tell him if you don’t tell him yourself.”

“okay fine geeeeeez.”

About… feelings…

“Hah, you know, I’m a little surprised that you don’t actually hate me.”

“huh? why?”

“I mean... I was really shitty to you? Even before the betrayal thing, when the worst thing you did was just be annoying. I may have been stressed out of my fucking mind during all that, but I never lashed out at the other guys nearly as much as I did at you. Or, y’know. Told any of the others that I wished they were dead. Can’t... really say I blame you for getting so pissed at me, after all that...”

“uh. yeah.”

“Yyyeah. So... why don’t you hate me?”

“...i just don’t. never hated you. not even when i was big mad at you. like, anger and hatred are two different things. you’ve made me feel angry, but never actual, straight-up hate. i know i’ve said i hated you a couple times, but that was a big fat lie. even though you didn’t remember me and kept yelling at me, i was still just... happy to see you again. hear you laugh again. see your light again. i really really missed you. i didn’t wanna lose you again, especially not so soon after finally finding you."

“Benrey, I...”

“-which kinda makes all the messed up stuff i did even more messed up. which is uh, why i really wasn’t expecting you to ever forgive me. um... you do forgive me, right? i, i didn’t misunderstand that?”

“I do, yeah.”

“...even though you don’t have to?”

“I want to. The main reason I was still holding any grudges against you is because I thought you didn’t care; that you weren’t sorry about the things you did, and that it was all just... a fucking game to you or something. Knowing that you DO care, that you actually care a whole lot... It helps. Helps me feel better. Even if just a little bit. So I forgive you, because I genuinely want to.”

“.....”

“And like I said, I may not remember when we were friends as kids, but I really want to be friends again.”

“.......”

“...Oh shit are you crying again? Fuck, dude, don’t-”

“shhut th’ fuck upppppppp and just gimme hug.”

They talked for a good long while, on into the night. They had to stop eventually though, especially for Benry’s sake. All that crying and heart-pouring clearly took a lot out of the guy. When the time for sleep came, Benry hesitantly asked if Gordon would… maybe stay? Share the bed, keep the cuddles going?

And maybe Gordon was just feeling overly soft and fond after all that just happened, because he did stay.

Or, well. They actually moved from Benry’s room to Gordon’s, with his much bigger, actually-made-for-two-people bed. Gordon had forgotten just how nice it was to share a bed with someone. The warmth and presence of another body lying next to his had always been soothing for him, and he never realized just how much he missed it. It made it hard for him to actually get up when morning finally came.

It was also hard to get up due to the fact that Benry was holding onto him like he was an oversized teddybear. Which was not only restricting, but also very comfy.

Shit, no wonder Anna was always wanting to use Gordon as a pillow. His body makes a pretty great one.

From then on, if there was any remaining tension in the house, it’s definitely gone now. Gordon’s already finding himself way more patient and way less annoyed with Benry and his antics. Like, yeah, he already was before, but if his attitude about the entity these past weeks was a long way away from how it was in Black Mesa, now it’s practically light-years away.

Benry’s attitude seems to have shifted, too. He’s gotten… more genuine, if Gordon had to describe it. Letting his usual aloofness falter way more than before. He seems to be less intent on pressing all of Gordon’s buttons, too (or at least, no longer to the point that Gordon gets actually upset). They still have their back-and-forth banter, but it's got Gordon mostly laughing rather than groaning. He’s emoting more with his face, and whether that’s Benry adapting to not having his Sweet Voice, or it’s a result of their honest talk that night, Gordon’s not sure.

But it’s really nice to see.

*****

In the morning, a few days later, they get a knock on the door. Gordon's a little apprehensive about answering at first, not wanting a repeat of when Anna came by- but then again, the only other people who don’t know about all the weird alien shit in his life are Gordon’s mom and brother, and they both always call or text before visiting. So it’s probably just one of the team or a mail guy or something. Gordon goes to open the door and-

“Dr. Freemannn...”

-once again, it is neither of those.

Now, except for the few times the guy actually threatened him, Gordon’s never been that freaked out by Tommy’s weird eldritch dad. When he’s not trying to ‘convince��� Gordon of something, he just looks like your standard suit-wearing government employee.

To Gordon’s regular human eyes, anyway.

Through Benry’s eyes, Gordon can see that Mr. Coolatta lacks any of the glowing 'life energy’ patterns on his body. Benry’s body lacks those, too, but he at least has the glow in his eyes that every living creature seems to have. Mr. Coolatta’s eyes meanwhile, are just... black. Void. Nothing. In fact, it’s like there’s a whole... aura of nothingness about the not-a-man. It’s giving Gordon this horrible feeling of wrongness the longer he looks at him, but he can’t STOP looking at him, it’s like being sucked into a black hole or something, and it’s got him so on edge he feels like he-

Mr. Coolatta clears his throat. Gordon releases the death grip he didn’t know he had on the door frame.

“Uh, hey, Mr. Coolatta. I take it you’re here to help with, um, this?” Gordon says as he steps aside, allowing the older entity into the house.

“Yes. Tommy, informed me of your... predicament. That neither you, nor. Ben-rey. Know how to, fix,” Mr. Coolatta says in that weird, almost forced-sounding way he does, as he and Gordon step into the living room.

Just then, Benry pokes his borrowed head in from the hallway. His eyes light up (both figuratively, and to Gordon’s current eyes, literally) when he spies their house guest. “yooooo, thought i heard g-dad in here,” he says, strolling up to stand next to Gordon by the couch. “you gonna get our brains back in the right cases, yeah?”

There’s a very subtle look of... something distinctly negative on Mr. Coolatta’s face as Benry speaks, but Benry either doesn’t notice or doesn’t care.

Gordon however is suddenly feeling some slowly mounting concern for whether or not Benry will continue to live under his roof.

“UH,” Gordon speaks up, “if you can just, get us back in our own bodies, that’d be great. All we need you to do, really. We’re both totally fine, other than this!”

Benry gives Gordon a small confused look. Mr. Coolatta also gives him a look, but he’s not sure what exactly it’s conveying.

“Well, if we are. To do this,” Mr. Coolatta starts,” then I suggest that you. Should both, sit down for, it.”

The two younger men do so, taking seats on the couch behind them. Gordon’s about to ask what exactly Mr. Coolatta’s going to do, when a strange pulling feeling hits the back of his head.

Or, no, it’s more like in his actual brain. And it’s going very quickly from just being in the back, to all over, and from a gentle pulling feeling to a painful one. Christ, he’s never even had a migraine or concussion this bad. He wrenches his eyes shut, and throws his borrowed hands up to press against his head...

…And feels the unmistakable texture of a knit beanie that he definitely wasn’t wearing before.

Gordon opens his eyes, and the room looks so... washed out. The colours are all dull, and there aren’t as many of them, and he can’t feel them- holy shit he can’t feel them. He can’t feel colours anymore. What he does feel though is glasses on his face, and pain in his back, and long hair against his neck. He looks to his right- and there’s no one there. So he looks to his left, and there’s Benry- who ACTUALLY LOOKS like Benry.

Which of course means that he looks like himself.

Which means that they’re in their own bodies again!

Benry seems to realize this at about the same time, as his eyes widen before he suddenly bursts into cosmic song. A flurry of happy yellow, excited orange, and positive purple Sweet Voice float out through his teeth as he grins bigger than Gordon’s ever recalled seeing him.

Gordon grins too, and laughs, both at Benry’s happy display, and from his own immense relief. He yanks the beanie off his head and hands it to Benry, who puts it back in its proper place on his own head, still singing all the while. The singing only hiccups for the briefest of moments when Gordon leans over to hug his eldritch roommate, followed by an even bigger burst of colour and song as Benry hugs back.

The pair's attention is brought back to their helpful houseguest when Mr. Coolatta clears his throat again. Gordon releases Benry from the hug and turns to the older entity.

“Thank you, SO much, I can’t even begin to tell you how much I- how much we both appreciate this, man,” Gordon says. Benry’s stopped singing, but is still latched onto Gordon, burying his face in the human’s shoulder. He doesn’t say anything to Mr. Coolatta, instead just giving the guy a thumbs up.

There’s another slight facial twitch before Mr. Coolatta replies, “Yes, you’re. Very welcome. I trust that... this, won’t happen again, hmm?” he then asks, looking at Benry.

Despite not looking up, Benry seems to realize the question is directed at him. “uh, yeah. i don’t- ‘m not gonna do that again. like, ever. wasn’t fun, was really bad actually. no more botched brain hangouts. promise.”

Mr. Coolatta seems satisfied with that answer (or as much as he can be regarding Benry), as he thankfully makes no threats or insinuations about Benry’s continued status as Gordon’s roommate.

He also doesn’t make any comments about Gordon owing him anything before he leaves. Gordon wagers a guess that he can probably thank Tommy for that. Bless that man.

*****

It’s a little after lunch time when Gordon makes his way to the front door, car keys in hand. Before he gets to the door, though, he stops and turns to Benry, who’s sitting on the couch, playing a game.

“Hey, I’m going to the hardware store to pick out paint chips and figure out what colour I should repaint my room. You wanna come with?” he asks.

Pausing his game, Benry peeks over the back of the couch, spitting out a surprised little ‘huh?’ at the man. “you want me to come with?” he asks back after a moment.

Gordon nods. “Yeah. Figured you could help me pick a colour. Find one that’ll not only look good in my room, but feel good, too.”

“thought you can’t feel colours anymore?”

“Yeah, but YOU can feel them again. And I wanna make sure I don’t end up with another shitty wet sandpaper colour. Honestly, I can’t believe you never brought that up before.”

Benry remains still and silent for a bit, seemingly processing what all Gordon just said. Then, tentatively, he asks, “can we get new paint for my room, too?”

Gordon’s mouth quirks up in a slight smile. “Sure thing, bud. Get whatever colours you want.”

“helllllll yeah!” Benry whoops, punctuating it with Sweet Voice. Gordon’s small smile turns into a full-on one.

This whole fiasco may have started out incredibly shitty… but Gordon has to admit, he really likes the way things have turned out as a result of it all.

THE END

[gywune]

2024-09-16

typing this super quickly because i have work tomorrow..

woke up without an alarm, i love life!!!!!! i made myself some food and watched people plays games, later i decided to go on a walk and find a park to read and work on finding a four leaf clover. i did not find a four leaf clover but i did find some regular clovers and they are still cute. there were so many little kids in the park with me it was really healing. i read the plague by albert camus and i forgot how interesting this book actually is...i will be finishing it. the clovers i found, i pressed them in the book, hopefully they will look better than my pressed orchid

i got home and played video games with some friends and then went out to visit my family's apartment. i cant wait to move out!!!! we (my mom, my dad, and i) went to get some ice cream afterwards and i fucked that shit upppppppp

i just finished doing my nails, thats why i dont have time to elaborate too much today but i love my nails and i loved not having to work ;-;

reminder to myself for tomorrow: WATER YOUR PLANT. goodnight!

[nyctospoilers]

KHDR Reactions

Episode 7: Reason for Disappearance

WHY would you take him through the CORRIDORS of DARKNESS, XEHANORT??? He’s not even fucking reacting to the “pushes” of darkness because his heart just got shattered, that poor boy.

okay 65 years later…

^ THE BLUE ROBE GUY

“My mentor taught me the one inscribed in the book, chosen to be a dark vessel, can connect their heart to others and feel what the feel” okay 1. “Omg he’s such an empath” but seriously 2. I wonder if this connects to what Darkness said about Ventus, and how through him all of them can like… regain themselves?? I think it said. Either their wills or their forms, I can’t remember. But interesting…

“I must embrace these emotions. Let them flow into my heart” oh lmao I thought Xehanort was referring to Ventus, is he talking about himself?? Or a combination of the two because in the BBS reports, Xehanort wanted Ventus to be his vessel at first, but decided he was too weak so he changed his mind to Terra.

^ OH MY GOODDDDDDDD AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA. SHUT UPPPPPPPP. I’M SO GLAD I WAS WRONG ABOUT THIS BINGOOO LMAO. THIS GAME FUCKING DELIVEREDDDDD. I thought it would cut away before they came on screen tbh LOL. Oh well it kinda did but still LOL

Eraqus “Better late than never” that says so much LOL

“Water under the bridge” Xehanort 🥺 Eraqus is so fucking gay 4 U

Xehanort “I took him under my wing this past year” okay noted 

“He might be the one” “Are you sure?” 👀 yes computer enhance

^ okay this is fucking funny

Reason for Disappearance

Okay, I’ll just say it. I can’t tell if Eraqus and Vor are just friends (because I fucking love platonic relationships between men and women), or if this is a developer’s decision to make us acknowledge that no, Eraqus and Xehanort are not gay lmao. Shipping mindset and “okay what’s really going on at this Disney ruled IP team” are two different mindsets for me. That being said, I really do like the friendship between Eraqus and Vor LOL

“How do we defeat something like that?” okay that lingering into a scene transition is so sexy

Odin calling the vessels for darkness “A necessary sacrifice” oh boy here we go

Okay so I feeeeel like everything Odin said here, we already knew. 7 hearts of light. summoning KH and using it’s power affects the entire world– so is it worth using KH if just to save the few “vessels of darkness” who are sacrifices?

“The dark seeker will finally be upon us” yeeess yesssssss

Aww Hermod!

ERAQUS JOGGING IN PLACE LOL

THE UNDERWORLLDDDD (((also damn… does that mean the other classmates really did die…)))

^ THIS IS SO FUCKING FUNNYYYYYYY. I swear to god if I un-blacklist this game, and nobody else thinks this game is funny, I will be so mad LOL

Awwww Hoder…. :(

Not MALEFICENT!!!!

God Hoder’s dress is so pretty

^ AARON PAUL SCREME MEME

Daaaaaaamn dudeeeee fuckkkkkkk

HE WAS IN THE INFIRMARY THIS WHOLE TIME????

God am I going to get Phil talking to Xehanort…..

^ Dumbass shdkdhkdjd

Bragi “if I choose Eraqus, you’ll tag along, right Xehanort?” HA!

THE WAY XEHANORT MOVED AWAY FROM ERAQUS LMAAOOO

Jesus christ they are fucking DIGGING at eraqus asdlkfjasdf

Yesss I looove the underworld music, its one of my favorite world themes LOL

Hades “Disappeared? Oh right, Mortals. Always have to sugarcoat everything. Personally, I prefer ‘dead.’” STOP LMAAAOOOO

Ugh cerberus is going to be so hard I know it… I’m going to use so many revives… JUST KIDDING I only needed 1 lmao

The hand grab 💞⭐🤸💫 You fucking know xehanort was doing some Mr. Darcy-hand-stretch after that

^ Damn the upper classmates really did die… NOOOOO NOT THE SIDE PONYTAIL GIRRRLLLL 😭😭😭

“We discovered an evil fairy that put a curse on a princess” so when the FUCK. do these disney worlds take place!!!!! Cause Aurora was during BbS!!! Wtf!!!!

^SHUT THE FUCK UP THEY SET UP CAMP AND ARE ASLEEP. SHUT UPPPP

u tellin’ me a 14 year old noob defeated maleficent when 4 trained students could not…

OOOHHHH So the Underworld IS connected to the final world. Okay, I’m glad that’s cleared up for me now.

Damn c’mon, philosophy!

Hades “pfft like I can tell who’s who” LMAO

NOOO HERMOD AND URDDD

Wtf is this light… OH ITS ODIN. that is so gandalf of him to glow like that LOL. c'mon, light of earendil!

“So only you remain…” damn… so did.. Baldr and Bragi die off screen???

65 years later

^HEY BITCH!!!!

Xehanort “I did this for him, not you.” oh dayumn

^ Why does vanitas stand like 🧍‍♂️

Godddd I am DYING to know why Ventus has a heart of pure light (like PURE pure light) if he isnt a Princess of Heart!!!

He DOES remember ventus. Then Xehanort WTF!!! Why did you like.. Practically torture him asdlfkjsdf

[oathofkaslana]

i simply think that if you haven't given hi3's story a proper chance you should not be allowed to criticize it as if you know the game. and when i say proper chance i mean the majority of the game. not just the beginning, not just the manhuas, not just the visual novels. remember that it has been 7 fucking years since launch

ok i lied nature is not healing i thought abt it again.

[bellatrixxue]

Xue’s Supernatural Dare: Wendigo (S1 EP2)

Hello, everyone? How did everyone feel about the finale? Yes? Yes? Oh. Oh. Oh my. Oh, dear.

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeell that half-assed homophobic chicken-shit fuckbucket’s not gonna stop me, since I strapped myself onto this roller coaster already and I promised I’m not getting out until the ride’s over, so here we go, wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

Also, those who are in this roller coaster with me, ready? Tag list is: @fangirlxwritesx67​ @amazingiam00​ @kalliravenne​ @indecisive20something​ @2musiclover2​ @impossibletosleepthrough @there-must-be-a-lock​ @wingedcatninja​ @arvit​

Oh my gods this recap is so cheesy I actually can make a fondue out of it. 2000s, everybody!

A WHOLE MINUTE AND A HALF FOR THAT FONDUE

FUCKJUMPSCARETITLEFUCKYOU

So we’re starting the episode with the murder scene first, eh? Is that gonna be a trend?

Oh come on, Chads, you’re out in nature and you’re playing video games? Absorb the nature...before it absorbs you!

Waitwait. Holy shit is that...is that Cory Monteith? Oh, bless his soul...

If the wendigo eats his dick as he’s peeing I’m immediately giving Jensen Ackles $100. For no real reason, I just feel like giving him money for already carrying the show on his back.

I can’t tell if it did or not, so I’m not paying yet.

Aw, Sammy...

"I should have told you the truth.” *Vine voice* BUT YOU DIDN’T

FUCKYOUINTHEASSHOhnightmare. Nightmare. So did he visit her at her grave or not? I need answers.

A week? Goddamn. Poor thing. That man-eating tree’s fucking good at his job, man.

“There’s nothing there, it’s just...woods,” Sam, I don’t know if Jess’s death hit you hard or if you got into law school by eating some ancient dick and/or pussy instead of earning that high score fair and square, but the woods “in the middle of nowhere” (your words) are known to be one of the top places full of weird-ass creatures. Even kindergartners know that.

Ehehehehehehehehe he’s so smol next to his lil bro my lil shit

At least you’re coming up with decent covers this time. No Agent Mulder and Scully ruining things for you this time around.

“Bull” oop-

Oh Dean’s a smoooooooooth operator. Good going, buddy.

AND HE GOT A COPY OF THAT DOCUMENT TEAM DEAN TEAM DEAN

Oh that death really got to Sam. I hope he doesn’t turn out to be a trigger-happy psycho. Or eat the man-eating tree and become one himself.

Oh, Haley’s a cutie! Which one’s her brother? Cory? Discount Enrique Iglesias?

Do you have a card for EVERY profession, Dean? And how do I get them too?

That is a very pretty car. I bet they wasted half the budget on that thing.

Okay, sonny boy, little bro, Broseidon, calm down.

Ah, fuck, Haley and Broseidon is gonna go into the woods, that’s more heads to worry about.

How the fuck does Sam find information this fast? I’m impressed, I take five hours to get to one article for my research paper. Or maybe I’m just lazy. So he really earned his law school interview without having to eat dick and pussy, huh.

Every 23 years? What is this, Pennywise? Are we going to see the wendigo do his best Tim Curry do his best scary clown impression? Honk honk?

“Whatever that thing is, it can move.” And the sun rises on the East, Sammy. Why are you so smart and dumb at the same time? Is this his character trait? It might grow on me.

Ahhh, so Sam’s go-to move at interrogation is doing puppy dog eyes and sympathize with the person. He’d make a good lawyer, shame that man-eating tree.

Go Grandpa Exposition, go!

Go Grandpa Exposition, go, give us information and none at all!

OH GEEZ THAT SCAR. PENNYWISE WENDIGO IS VICIOUS.

Skinwalker, Back Dog...Ooh, those all sound cool! I hope we get to see them soon!

‘Corporeal’ doesn’t sound like a real word, but then again, English doesn’t sound like a real language. Sorry. Moving on.

Sam’s gonna eat the wendigo with that attitude, Jesus Christ.

AND HIS BROTHER, AT THIS RATE. If the real villain turns out to be inside Sam all along I’m gonna flip. Is that why women keep dying and burning on ceilings where he sleeps? Is he secretly Lucifer’s spawn or something?

“Oh sweetheart I don’t wear shorts”. They queer-coded him from the start and they tried to make you believe he was straight for fifteen seasons straight? And some people bought that?

Oh, crap, another crappy death treatment for Cory before he got into Glee...No, I wasn’t into Glee, I just watched a few episodes and I might hate Rachel Berry...And Lea Michele...ahem...

Dean is totally flirting with Roy shut upppppppp

OOP AND THERE ROY GOES OH THE SEXUAL TENSION IS HIGH IN THESE WOODS TODAY

“It’s probably the most honest I’ve been with a woman. Ever.” See. Bi. Bi bi bi.

So...why the coordinates, Daddy Negan? Is this a portal to Hell? A place where man-eating trees grow?

*carefully places death flag on Roy*

Ooooh the campsite is very...haunted house-y. You know what I’m saying?

That’s not Discount Enrique Iglesias, but Pennywise wendigo, yes? Those things can mimic human voices, right?

*Google searches*...There are so many versions of this tale I can’t even confirm or deny it. Dammit.

Maybe Pennywise wendigo just wants some snacks and a nice phone and GPS? Maybe he misses his family in uh, Canada or something?

Daddy Negan’s journal is  a e s t h e t i q u e .

I’m so sorry, but the way Sammy smirks as he speaks with those dark, dark voids for eyes? My boy’s a demon. He’s a demon, I’m telling you.

At least Haley has some sense to her. *puts another death flag on Roy*

*PUTS YET ANOTHER DEATH FLAG ON ROY*

True, that. What the heck is Daddy Negan up to with all of this?

“Saving people, hunting things, the family business!” Okay, the way Dean said it gave me chills.

I can actually empathize with Sam here...As whiny and bitchy as he is, he has his reasons to be this way. I guess if I were in his shoes, I’d be less of a Dean and more of a Sam, too. We deal with our losses quite similarly.

Ah, the brotherly bonding moments like these little talks make the show worth it. It’s so heartwarming.

Pennywise wendigo! I didn’t miss you, why’re you here to burst my happy bubble?

I’m starting to see a slight parallel between Haley and Broseidon and Dean and Sammy. Hmm.

Nice meeting you, Roy. Zoop you go.

Haley and Broseidon are taking this rather well, I’m glad they do.

Okay, actual exposition time, thank you.

Whoa, Broseidon speaks! Donner Party! Please don’t remind me of that! Those poor people!

Hibernation and food storage. Delightful, just delightful.

TORCHING? *CALLS RAMMSTEIN*

Somehow, not being able to see the wendigo is scarier to me than what I will probably see itself. Limited budget horror can actually work well.

Oh, dear, Roy literally did a death drop. Badum tissssssssss.

FUCK IT TOOK DEAN THE ONLY CHARACTER I CARE ABOUImean I love you too, Sam! Come on, let’s find him before it’s too late!

A trail of M&Ms! Yes, Broseidon! And Hansel and Gretel refercalled it. Sammy, you and I share the same wavelength?

SHITSHITTHEYTRIPPEDANDFELLINTHEFUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

Thank the gods the Pennywise wendigo kept them right there. Chances.

DISCOUNT ENRIQUE IGLESIAS IS STILL ALIVE GEEZ BUT ALSO PHEW

Ah, Dean Winchester, I love you so much that I can’t even begin to describe it.

Also how convenient that the flare guns are there. Deus ex machina!

Haley would bode well as a hunter, look at her courage, her will. There are more hunters around than Daddy Negan and the brothers, right?

Yeah, seeing the actual wendigo makes me less scared of it now. It’s unnerving, but still.

TEAM DEAN YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHAW

Graphics are...alright, but it’s the thought that counts!

Running with the grizzly bear story. Smart Broseidon. Ben. Sorry, you deserve to be called by your real name. I think with practice they could become good hunters, along with their Discount Enrique Iglesias brother! Is there a fanfiction for that? Can I write it now?

...

I AM WILLING TO DIE TO PROTECT DEAN WINCHESTER I

Haley’s a lesbian, that’s why she kissed him on the cheek only. Headcanoned. Also I have a crush on her, she’s really pretty? Like? Heart eyes???

Ah, the siblings parallels again. Let’s hope neither of the two brothers end up in the bed like that.

“Man, I hate camping.” Really. Really really. Really.

“I’m driving”

...

SAM WINCHESTER I’M SORRY I EVER SPOKE ILL OF YOU I WILL PROTECT YOU WITH MY LIFE TOO I PROMISE YOU I WILL

It’s just a sassy bisexual brother and his little snide bisexual brother on the road to kill evil creatures and find their father and I love this show? Help? Help???

I really, really see the charm of Supernatural now! I’m fully invested in both brothers and their story, and I’m cheering them both on! Let’s get Daddy Negan back and get rid of that man-eating tree once and for all!

Six stars out of five!

⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐

This dare is introducing me to a whole new world, and I really, really am glad I took that jump a few days ago, man!

Thank you everyone for reading my ramblings, and I’ll see you in the day after with the next review! Thank you for sticking with me! Buh-bye!

- Xue

[dragqueenpentheus]

Okay no one has to read this but i DO have to write it:

PYROC VS FATHER PAUL

Ya bitch needs an art break bc im getting angry about voices existing as i try to keep myself entertained. Today is NOT a god one for sinking into repetitive line work and that’s just about all i have on the table atm

SO! Im gunna do a little thinking about my little meow meows all fucked up by religion. Just a comparison for my sanity and interests. Pyroc is my baby i wrote him for the first time years ago. Five?????????? Whadda hell. Going on six.

ANYWAY john joined religion because of his trauma. His sister died and he felt lost. He was unmoored in this fishing village and looking for reason looking for hope. Hed had his heart broken and trying to make sense of tragedy on his own was totally beyond him. Thats why his interactions with riley in AA are SO good like. He knows that confusion and he knows the rhetoric that’s supposed to combat it. Only it dooesnt work for riley.

The same sort of thing happens for pyrc, only inverted. Loss urns him away from god and religion because its SO strong in his family and not only is he loosing trust in god, but his kin as well. He’s suspicious there’s mre they arent telling him, at the point of his fathers death. And he agrees to, on the surface, absolutely wholly throw himself in to being the second the family and the village need. But he’s keeping his treachery under wraps.

That’s one of the coolest things about father paul imo is like. That slow unraveling of what is. Frankly. An awful half assed plan, driven by fear and loneliness and desperation and dementia and love. Even VERY obvious things like. Taking down the newspaper photo of his young self ‘slip’ by him. I think, on some level, its DEEPLY intentional. He wants people to CHOOSE this. He wants people like bev. He wants people who see him and are in aw of him beating god. Of killing death. He wants to be worshiped and adored and for people to come to him willingly, no tragedy driving them to his arms.

Pyroc also wnats to be worshipped, but he ALSO wants to do the worshipping. He really longs for an element of almost????? But not quite??? Subjection?? He wants to be shown something and for a Great Voice to tell him, unquestioningly and unerringly that it is GOOD. Full stop. And then he wants to spend his life worshipping it. But this booko is an exploration of how….. no such thing exists. And more importantly no great voice exists either. There is nothing wholly good, nothing wholy evil. His lack of faith in himself once he becomes god is him starting to understand that as well. Thats on purpose baked into the lore. The starting point was ‘what if god was a position and in order to get promoted you had to be a murderer. No matter what’. He understands things are not wholly good, at that point. I onder how long it will be for him to realize they are not fully evil as well?

Bc pruitt does hm hm hm an interesting move. Where he takes something the narritve is very sure to communicate is EVIL no wiggle room just fact. Even if its driven by animal instinct its. Evil. And he makes it, not just good, but HOLY. And god i LOVEEEE that for him i ADOREEE that what a MOVE. Driven by desperation and dementia and relief and ‘if god saved me than maybe i can be good despite loving and sinning and maybe if i defeat god then i will be Thee Good’. SO sexy of him. Im really fascinated by his morality. He seems to have an understanding of the shades of grey in some respects??? But if he had a BETTER one with more forgiveness in his heart i feel like hed have left the church anyway after sarah was born??? Even if millie didnt ask him??? That might just be my own sensibilities creeping in but ….. like he culd have seen her on the weekends. He can do other jobs. Hes straight (??? Not totally convinced of this) he could have just dated her that makes me crazy. LIKE OBV HE HAD LINES HE THOUGHT THAT WOULD CROSS AND HE HAD INTERNALIZED THE CHURCH AND THE RULES AND SHE WAS MARRIED AND ECT ECT i know he couldnt have really but. Thye were straight. They coulda.

Im not gunna do fantasy homophobia bc i think its …………….. Boring. But i think some element of??? The vindlegaurd line MUST be passed along and for that particular rules must be applied. But thats also boring as hell :/ maybe i can work in my parthenogenesis lore?????????? I bet pyroc would love building that spell in any universe. That’s the sequal when he goes to magic university in helsin. But yeah i do like the concept that. Anyone can have a baby thru magic its just a time and energy commitment. Just a matter of wanting it enough together. Every baby is so deeply wanted and its mere existence is proof. Thats dope i love that. HMMM to be decided at a later date when im deeper into the story i think. I still havent figured out fully how and where and why orion is going to be invovled and if???? Pyroc and orion are even going to be romantic??????? Im torn im TORn…….

Thikns about john bonding w sarah over science and learning and starts wEEPING…. Like theres some surity beloved. Its just a matter of uncovering. I think sarah felt that same thirst for answers and hunted them differently. Her faith is in logic and science. I loveeee her god. Every scene w her and her dad absolutely RUIN me like!!!!!! SHE DOESNT KNOW!!! SHE DOESNT KNOW HOW LOVED SHE IS!!!!!! I hope at hte very end she saw the blood as the gesture of love it SO clearly was and not him trying to poison her. God i love that she spat it out. GOD. Thats about being gay, btw. Spits the religious offering that could save you across the gasoline soaked church floor like BABE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I think we as a collective should talk about the possibiites around sarah/erin more. Bc their defiance combined would be. Earth SHATTERING for crockett.

In the future pyroc gets a kid. Ever since that campaign where Enemy ended up playing his daughter im like. How did i NOT know this idiot wanted nothing more in the entire world than to travel it with his daughter. I dont care how or why hes getting a kid. Hed be so doting and awful abut it. He would need orion as a co-parent for the kids self esteem to be normal levels. thINKS ABOUT PAUL GETTING TO RAISE SARAH AND JUST ABSOLUTELY GASSING HER UPPPPPPPP HANGING EVERY DOODLE SHE EVER MADE ON TEH FRIDGE. BOASTING ABOUT HER SCEINECE PROJECT OT ANYONE WITHIN EYESIGHT EVEN THOUGH ‘WE K N O W JOHNWE WERE ALL AT THE SCEINCE FAIR’!!!!!!!!!!! Let these fuck ups be doting fathers im fucking begging. That scene where paul is like. You take ccare of everyone on the island sarah. Its more than being a doctor. You comfort them.

HM HM comfort is such a thing for Miss Bitch like!! He sees it as a Good Thing. He tries to bring it for riley by asking to hold the AA meetings on island ((also manipulation. Obvously also manipulation. I wouldnt have bene shocked if he was slipping the vampire blood into the coffee every meeting either. But thats just a theory. A game theory.)) ANYWAY he sees comfort as hly. The church gave it to him when he needed it. The angel gave it to him in the cave. Feeling safe and warm is HIGH on his list of priorities and what makes him hand over respect.

I think pyroc has lived a very comfortable life in SO many ways, but in none he. Activly recognizes. A key part of his character arc his him…. Opening his eyes to the world around them. Seeing the privilege he has and being like. Wait. This isnt Right. We have to change thi. And when no one agrees ti shifts to I have to change this. With Violence. A little revolutionary <3 it only costs the life of his whole ass family

Thats more fun comparison ground like…… paul is SO much about I know whats right and there is a cost but i AM ignoring it. Like HE KNOOOOWSSSS he knooooows he just doesnt want o See. I’m not sure if im going to surprise yroc with the ……megadeath of. His whole family. Or if it’s a choice he has to activly make. I think a choice makes it more compelling, more layerd. It has to be in the moment though, becaus ei think thats. A key difference between them. Pyroc wouldnt do it.. hed just leave hed peace out and do what he could in small ways. But he wouldnt do his big stand off with god. Hed shrink his goals in order to not hurt his family. Out of love?? Intimidation?? Some instinct wihtin him that balks at the idea of disobedience??? I think even he doesnt know. But i LOVE john becaue he jsut decides to lie. He closes his eyes and says i am being stupid on purpose. I think thats PERHAPS more compelling than good guy coward pyroc BUT!!!!! Thats who he is rip to ths little man. Cant change him now hes a whole ass child in my head. The PLOT i can change. Him….. not without massive character development <3

UGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!! MM set my brain on FIRE!!!! Im so glad nano is coming up. I love sharpening pyroc against the comparison of other AMAZING characters. Father paul hill my beloved millstone <3 anyway sorry to anyone who reads this its literally me unhinging my jaw and emptying my brain out. I had to write stuff that wasn’t novel or fic. A little character time down and dirty. I wil NOT be editing this love and light to future me trying to decode this

[suga-kookiemonster]

this game isn’t going to like me lmaooooooo

game: “send words of encouragement to bts”

me: “fuck it upppppppp”

game: “a prohibited word was used”

[delmorii]

Just finished the bridge between ARR and HW so here's yet another list of parting thoughts before starting Heavensward:

* note: it took me WEEKS to get through this so I honestly dont remember everything but ill do my best

* note 2: putting under cut because i apparntly have a LOT of thoughts about this arc

-yugiri girl how do you breathe in that mask

-alphinaud your man-voice still bothers me

-still a glorified errand boy

-I am legit mad I cant hug tataru at every available moment of playing

-pretty sure f'lahminn or whatever her name is will betray us. Legit dont trust the bitch who heard her daughter she hasnt seen in 7ish years is alive and well and decides to send the WoL to get her perfume

-aymeric's voice is CONCERNINGLY hot

-even so this part was way too fucking long for an in-between of expansions but I think someone told me they weren't sure if they'd continue the game? idk either way this quest series was way too fucking long.

-that said, ending had me sobbing for a solid 30 minutes but before i dive into that fresh hell:

-def foresaw moenbryda dying, but was N O T prepared for hearing Urianger close to tears. Oh my god. Oh my god urianger I want to hug you so bad

-nabriales has the most obnoxious voice ever holy fuck can we please kill him

-oh sweet lol

-estenien is suddenly just super fucking chill and focused? Is no one surprised he said theres a second azure dragoon why is that being skimmed over. AYMERIC. AYMERIC PAY ATTENTION ESTENIEN JUST FUCKING SAID THERE WAS A SECOND AZURE DRAGOON AND YOU DIDNT EVEN NOTICE

-midgardsormr legit saying he wouldn't harm a dragoon? whose literal one job is to kill dragons. Also homeboy why u telling me exactly when the dragons' assault on ishgard is starting, you are seriously bad at this. Shut ur tiny little mouth

-pretty sure Yuyuhase is gunna betray us too, motherfucker just dismisses reliable intel that there were more weapons? Bitch

-Riol or Rion, whatever his name is with the eyepatch and heavy accent, he's hot, I like him

-alright onto those motherfuckin cutscenes: NANAMO OH MY GODDDDDD. OH MY GOD WHY DID THEY SHOW  HER PANIC AND FEAR SO WELL. OH MY GOD. NANAMO OH MY GOD SWEET GIRL

-teledji can smd what a cuntasaurus rex oh my god

-yep theres the yuyuhase betrayal, called it

-literally when teledji mocked nanamo's death I whispered “murder him raubahn” and MY MAN DELIVERED LMFAO MOTHERFUCKER CUT HIM CLEAN IN HALF IN FRONT OF A CROWD WHAT A BADASS

-DID NOT FORESEE ILBERD BETRAYAL OH MY GOD RAUBAHN FUCK HIM UPPPPPPPP. Also the creepyass shot of ilberd's grin was disturbing, really well done

-RAUBAHN WAS DONE DIRTY

-FUCK THEM UP THANCREDDDD. I love him when they play on his scoundrel tendencies but then he just FUCKS PEOPLE UP I LOVE IT

-kinda wish I felt more toward yda and papalymo, they're adorable but idk. Def felt pangs when minfillia extended a hand to them tho, ouch

-FUUUUUUUCK NOOO NOT THANCRED AND Y'SHTOLA TOO

-UUUUUUUUUUGH FUCK THIS GAME

-and.... minfillia? Does this mean im no longer an errand boy

-THANK FUCK ALPHINAUD SURVIVED

-PIPIN INSTANT NEW FAVOURITE. They made a lalafell badass?????? I love him instantly oh my god

-and homeboy from the start of the game saving us, niiiiice

-CID IS ALIVE AND SAFE THANK FUCK

-SO IS URIANGER THANK FUCK SECONDED

-AND TATARU

-am I really having to listen to a fucking 16 year old whine about hid life choices. Like yeah I get it but alphinaud get your fucking shit together we got our work cut out for us

-also I guess haurchefant is neat but ive had to listen to people gush about him for a long time so I was kind of already over him before I even met him, but we'll see if HW changes my mind. I know what happens but knowing what happened to nanamo in advance did NOT prepare me for the cutscene with her oh my goddddd

-URIANGER????? URIANGER NO WHY ARE YOU WITH ASCIANS PLS SQUEENIX I CANT HANDLE IF HE BETRAYS US TOO

[survivorrokkenjima]

Episode 8 - "Humans tribe has screwed me over a bit in the past and I’m still bitter'" ~ Jessica

Merge!!! And immediately I regret tipping Ava off I probably should have blindsided her with two idols instead. Og numbers we are down 6-4 and it would have been 5-5. I was banking on keeping Ava with us but like idk if anyone wants to work with her now lol WHOOPS. I’m just axing this game haha I’m scared the other og tribe is already targeting me but I’m hoping to get together an alliance of 6 with Elle and Els not with Ava and hoping it works but I’m also so scared now. I know Ava wants melisa out but now we’re all like I like melisa though lol but if we at least know Ava won’t vote against us it’s enough to work with. Then I’ll blindside her mwahaha but watch it be too late and she walks to the end. But honestly it doesn’t seem like she has the allies and for now I think she’d possible idol me if needed. I’m toasty toast for a deep run. But it’s a fun game! Still waiting to hear from people

I feel like I make the 🎶merge baby, merge🎶 joke every time so I'm not gonna do that this time and instead I will say, 😎 "I'm in." *sick guitar riff* Time to make some alliances babeyyyyyyy✨ me and Amy are working together- is this a good decision? maybe! too late to turn back now lol and i believe we're gonna work with Els and then from there try and form some protection alliances. We will see. This game is quite complex I've never strategized form the start before usually it's just me going "sure hope nothing bad happens because I have no backup plan if it does! :D" until merge and then I start to plan lol.

I fucked upppppppp should have blindsided Ava and her two idols and brought Danny to have a 5-5 at merge. Now ava says she wants Els and Melissa out like no no hold ON. I got too greedy. Even if we vote out ava immediately it’s only a 5-4 🤡 I’m sorry to everyone’s game I just fucked up. Danny wasn’t online enough to flip on me. Ava wasn’t actually going to work with us she’s here for an individual game thinks she’s on her own or she’s lying to me. Also I was tired and was spilling everything at merge. Ava told me Pule said tyecha said the core alliance was me Els Elle and Megan so I laughed about it with elle and Els like that’s not even true and then I forgot we had that party of 5 with that group plus Bobby 😂 literally whoops. I regret voting Megan it should have been jasmine. I do not like our odds but at this point I’m like in need to direct ava’s vote toward melisa this round and we vote someone else then vote ava next round. But I don’t think a single vote has actually gone how I wanted haha. And everyone thinks I’m in duos with Ava, Els, and Elle. 😝 which is true but I didn’t want them to know.

The only thing I have going for me is my social game. Also Tim told me that Nasir has a legacy advantage or something. He told me not to tell anyone but maybe I will if it will help me out. Still haven’t talked to Pule LOL. At this point It’s just funny. Nothing against him or anything we just don’t talk. Also this challenge is cool. I don’t feel like I need to win it but if I do that’s cool. 

I don't remember what I said about merge because of the break but: I regret keeping Ava 100% I should have just made her feel more comfortable and votes her out and stuck with Danny. Ava now wants Els out... Which I forgot about the fact she wouldn't want to work with someone who tried to vote her out 😆. I think based on convos Ava was with ariel, pule, and Tim. Tim I've played a game with, but briefly. He seems really cool. Pule took a couple days to say hi. Ava wants Melisa out but I really like Melisa. I think Jasmine and I are on good terms again. We kind of have to be, we are both coming from 3 person left tribes so regardless of how close she was to Melisa and jessica, she needs more people. Jasmine thinks Ava would be the easy vote but.... It's not that simple since ava still has an idol and OG humans will most likely want to keep numbers. I will probably let Melisa know ava is out for her, I already told Els the situation and that we will need to act this round or next. Anyway I think if we can avoid a OG witch being voted, we will be on good terms. The problem is I let my heart go over my head and I had every opportunity to give us a better fighting chance, but I fucked it up and honestly I half expect to be the vote here at merge. I can't believe we are already to 10 people left. Fun game!

Ok so the last tribal council before the merge was successful. I managed to convince Elle towards voting off Tyecha instead of Tim. I have to cultivate that relationship with her so that I would have more options moving forward. Anyways, WE ARE MERGED! I knew I would make it into the merge so I'm not surprised. I'm ready to kick it into high gear in this round. Right now, I'm trying to establish a relationship with some of the Witches tribe. I'm starting to talk more with Amy, Jasmine, and Els so I hope they could see a potential ally in me and we could work something together. I also promised Melisa we could start moving forward together during the merge. The only person I haven't talked to is Jessica, I still don't trust her. I can't wait for tribal to come and see how I would measure up come scramble time for the vote. 

I don't like how most the other of tribe just doesn't speak in the group chat at all

I made it to the merge! Now we’re in a whole new stage of the game. Everyone seems to be cool so far which is scary because it’s not so easy to tell who is playing you! Everyone will know what’s what & who’s who after the first merge vote. 

Honestly I should be the vote lol I fucked over elle and els particularity for sending Danny home like that. Here's hoping it's not me.

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Honestly at this point please boot me I don't deserve to be here ava just went right back to the og group lol I'm toast long term

A few things. So Tim had the idea (I believe this is where it originated from) that Elle should be the one to leave. It sounds like the original human tribe wants to stick together (boring) However, I kinda don’t want Elle to leave. She’s not a threat to me at this point and tribe lines are lame. I am in a alliance with Melisa and Jasmine called the Golden Gworls (rip queen Betty). So we could sway the votes. I don’t want to stir up too much yet as it’s the first tribal after the merge. 

I want to vote pule simply because he said "hey gurl"

GUESS WHO HAS AN IDOL (honestly can’t remember if I’ve already said that but I’ll just say it again) 

The way literally no one is giving anyone in party of three a name, fuck this

Sorry, didn’t finish and accidentally hit submit. Right now it’s looking like the vote is Els, but I know that could change in a sec. I just hope it’s not me. I feel pretty solid with Jasmine and Jessica, I just don’t want others to know that because they’re targeting Els and Amy for being together. I want to work with Nasir, but I feel like he never gives me a straight answer which makes it hard to know where his head is at and if he wants to work with me. 

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=dca6mrgz7U0&feature=youtu.be

OKAY SO… pretty sure the original humans tribe is pushing for Elle or Els (it sounds like Els). I don’t like that. For a couple reasons, humans tribe has screwed me over a bit in the past and I’m still bitter. Second, I would rather work with the original witches tribe. I’m pushing for Pule to go since I haven’t spoke to him all game lololol. I have a feeling Nasir, Tim, and Ava, and Pule are all working together in some sort of way. There’s another alliance between me,Jasmine, Melisa, and Amy who I brought in. (No official alliance name yet). Im going to try and get Elle and Els to vote with us by saying there are tribe lines. Hopefully gaining their trust. THEN, hopefully vote out Pule.. or Ava…. And I don’t think Nasir can be voted out because of that legacy advantage thing???

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IM I PULLING THIS OFF????? I believe I just got Els to vote with me, jasmine, melisa, and Amy. I just need them to trust Els… or just at least for this round. can you imagine if I fuck this up. NSKELSKFHEOAOSHDO 

https://youtu.be/nlICC8I2Kl4

It's the way Els, Amy, and I are working our butts off to stay in and eventually run this game for me 😂 All day we've been sharing info and trying to find some sort of break in the wall so we can make this vote work for us. I think we may have? It all depends on whether Nasir or Pule are going home tonight, or Me or Els. If I'm going home, I want you all to know: How dare you 😂😂😂

Soooo made the giant alliance of: me, Amy, ava, Elle, Els, Melisa, Jasmine. I have no idea what’s going to happen but I’m just going to sit back for a bit. I hope Elle and Els is with us. Just for this round at least. Since Nasir has that advantage I would like to get him out this round. ANNND it sounds like it will be him leaving. 

OH MY GOODNESS! This vote has been crazy! I’m not even sure who is going home at this point. It could be me, a tribe member, Raffy or Jeff Probst for all I know..that’s how crazy today has been. There were literally like 8 names floating around today & I just hope it isn’t me! 

I’m scared about this tribal but hopefully he putted Ava and els against each other they leave me alone lol

Ok so we just had our 1st individual immunity challenge after the merge and honestly it was quite fun. I was so close on winning this one I was literally in the top 4. I had my strategy wrong on the last round like I thought they would be more conservative at that round since we're all trying to rack up some coins but I was wrong and got eliminated. Tim won and I'm ok with it because 1. I didn't win which doesn't make me a target and 2. Tim won which I could later use to paint a target on his back. After the challenge we were discussing who to go for. I wanted to go for Els. It's not a major vote tbh but I kinda want to lead the charge on this one. I'm very logical in presenting my ideas and everyone was good with it. I got Jasmine, Melisa, Nasir, Tim, and Ava to go with it. I was ecstatic because you know people actually listened to me and they want to go with it. I think I have a good social game that they're willing to bounce ideas with me. I'm mostly annoyed with Melisa tho she still won't talk straight to me. She's still on my radar and I'm just hoping for a right time to take her out. I was excited thinking the plan is Els and we could all go for it. The next thing I knew when I woke up, Tim decided it should be Elle now. Goddamnit. I have no issues with voting out Elle, it's just Tim is dictating the votes. He dictated the vote on Emily and now he's doing it again on Elle. He's playing a good game so I'm looking to cut him real soon. Or else, I would be seen as just a number. Anyways, I think the plan now is Elle, which I'm down. But I'll start to plant seeds around how Tim is controlling the votes and how Melisa is doing the anything but me strategy. I need to plan out my next moves on who to take out next.

Merge vote part 1: https://youtu.be/1tIfpcuEsZE P2: https://youtu.be/YZYqWt5C6j8 P3: https://youtu.be/uBkXlhpShis

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Edgic:

MORN4 - Pule MORM3 - Tim CPP5 - Amy MORP3 - Jasmine CPM4 - Elle CPM3 - Ava MORP3 - Melisa CPP4 - Jessica MORM3 - Els MORN2 - Nasir

Winner’s Pick:

Amy Melisa Jessica Els

Power Ranking:

3 - Amy 7 - Pule 5 - Tim 4 -  Jasmine 9 - Elle 8 - Ava 2 - Melisa 1 - Jessica 6 - Els 10 - Nasir

[imacetra]

So, my younger brother wanted to give FFVII a try.....

@itscalledequivalentexchange has never played the game before. He knows a little bit about it because I yell about the game and characters a lot, but he doesn’t know shit other than what he saw in Advent Children.

So this is how his first round of gameplay went. (anything i said will be in bold)

- "It's not every day you see one in a group chat like AVALANCHE. Wait fuck, I mean group."

- "This is too much work."

"Do you want ME to play?"

"No."

- -random battle- "Noooooo, fuck you, I didn't want this!"

- "I'm using my boyfriend's sword. Stabbing people in his memory."

- "I wanna hear the fucking victory music."

- -Barret joins the party- "Did he just come inside me?"

- I had to yell at him for a whole minute JUST to help him find the first item box. Then he goes "Oh, I see a shiny box!"

- -gets a phoenix down- "What's Phoenix Down? Is my Phoenix Down? Whose Phoenix is down?"

- -Barret shakes his fist- "Is he trying to flex?"

"No, he's shaking his fist at ShinRa."

"It looks like he's trying to flex."

- He hit the elevator button at least five extra times and got mixed up. Then he accidentally went back INTO the elevator when he was on the right floor.

- "Cloud you fucking-- you have great hair but--" -random battle- "FUCK!"

- "Oh I forgot Barret was here."

- -doots along to the victory fanfare-

- -gets jumpscared by a random battle transition-

- -Barret gets shot- "Oh you don't mess with bear!"

- "How is he not bleeding?"

- -sees Jessie- "Oh, I thought that was a parrot."

- "I'm very tired."

- "Which one is the OK button?"

"The circle button. 'O' for Okay."

"But. I don't want it to be okay."

- -criticizes the ladder mechanics for being "dangerous"-

- -sees save point- "A question mark? They must still be in the closet."

-i blink a million times-

"Oh, it's the save point!"

"GOD DAMMIT"

-hysterical laughter-

- -sees my save file- "Daddy?"

-i choke on my own spit-

"What's Daddy?"

"THAT'S WHAT I NAMED BARRET"

- "Okay, new save file. I don't wanna save on Daddy."

- "I can shoot and stab. That's two different people."

- "I hope I don't push Sephiroth's buttons."

- -sees materia- "Is that an emerald?"

"No, it's a--"

"A potion?"

"No, it's a materia."

"Oh. Restore materia."

- Barret: -tells him to set the bomb-

"WHY WOULD YOU TRUST ME WITH A BOMB???? I'M CLOUD!"

- "ANYWAYS, BACK TO THE CLOUD"

- -cloud has his bad brain times-

"WHAT THE FUCK?! OW MY EARS! I DIDN'T ASK FOR THIS!"

- "I think I’m an old guy now."

- "Go easy on me! This is my first day on the bomb squad!"

- "Is that a crab? I'm so confused."

- "What did you do to Barret?"

- "Is he legally satisfied?"

- "That looks like an infinity sign, are you making him (Barret) immortal?"

- "Stabby McStabberson, look out for the butt."

- "Bigshot? More like Big HOT"

- "Should I be focusing on what I'm doing?" -dies-

- "Game over. My first dead of the game."

- "This is a true victory."

- "New Game? Fuck that shit. Continue."

- "Daddy? No. I'm not in the mood for Daddy." -picks HIS save file-

- "Okay this is NOT my first day on the bomb squad."

- "Run, baby run. Look out for a gun."

- -sees the magic option for the first time- "I can do magic now? I'm gonna be the best wizard of oz."

- "No, don't hurt the bear! He's a big softie on the inside. But you're not supposed to know that. Oh, sorry Barret."

- "Good job Barret."

- "Since Barret did a good job, he gets a gold star sticker."

- "Barret is best boy. Cloud is a good boy, but it's his second day on the bomb squad."

- "I don't know how long Barret's been here, but he's been here."

- "Don't worry Cloud, maybe you'll be best boy if you beat his bestness."

"Wait, are you saying they need to fight to see who's best?"

"No, they need to earn good boy points."

- -burps- "Excuse my language."

- -limit break lights up-

"Cloud's ready to be gay!"

- "Let's break the ice between us."

"You're literally making ice."

"No, I'm breaking ice with ice."

"There wasn't ice to begin with!"

- -I save his ass by grabbing the controller and using a phoenix down on Cloud, then potions on him and Barret-

"Oh, what do potions do?"

"They. Fucking. Heal. You."

"Oh. I thought Phoenix Downs did that."

-I put my face in my hands-

"Like, I thought there were different kinds of potions. Like a stabbing potion, and other potions…"

Me, sobbing into my hands, "He's so fucking stupid…"

- "I'm going to use my hair to lightning you."

- "You interrupted my bonding moment with Barret! I was ready to ask him for a hug!"

- "Go faster! You gotta be Sonic! But you're not Sonic, so I guess I can't judge you."

- "There's no fucking time for the victory dance!"

- "This is called stress! And it's not fun!"

- "6 minutes!"

"More like 69, hehe."

"Yes. That would make me less stressed."

- -enemy uses Beam Gun- "No, I don't want Bean Gum!"

- "Cloud's marrying the Buster Sword because that's the closest thing to Zack."

"He can marry Barret."

"Well he's not facing him, is he?"

- "I will STAB THAT!"

- "I'm tired, and I'm stressed, and I did not ask to be on the Bomb Squad."

- -forgot Jessie downstairs- "Where the hell is she?!"

"You left her downstairs!"

"Why does she need ME?!"

"BECAUSE HER FOOT IS STUCK"

"DAMMIT"

- He has a minute and twenty seconds left and he's going after Jessie

- "Hi stairs, I'm back. You're gonna explode, but it's not my fault."

"You're probably gonna explode too."

- I've never seen the game when you run out of time so this is exciting

- Me, laughing my ass off, "You're fucking dead, oh my god."

- "Who knew being a Cloud would be so stressful?"

- "Okay we gotta do this! We're smart this time!"

"Are you sure?"

- "Oh, I see her foot being stuck now. Ohhhhh."

- "You fucking left without me, you fick! ….What's a fick?"

- "I ask for SO much, and this is what I get."

- -Cloud jumps across gap-

"You got some good jumps. I wish I was in gymnastics."

- "We got 7 minutes! We can't lose this! I'm gonna burp, and I don't wanna do that."

- "Third day on the bomb squad, or was it the fourth? Fuck, I don't remember."

- "Stab me in my nugget."

- "How much things are we gonna blow upppppppp?"

- "Oh that was a nice somersault, you got good gymnastics."

- "Do you see the fire on your butt? There is no fire on your butt."

- "Toot toot gotta get the snoop snoop."

- "Could never came-- Oh he said Cloud, not could. Could never came."

"You said Could again."

"Shit."

- Barret: I'm takin' it out of your pay, hotstuff!

"Wait, hotstuff?"

"Yeah, Cloud and Barret are boyfriends."