#this fucker is sus AF

[retrokid616]

TRAVIS IS FINGER TIP TOUCHING LIKE CHRISTOPHER GODS DAMNS WALKEN!

[silverraes]

10 BL Characters I Would Hit With My Car

big thank you to @buddhamethods for starting this. I thought it sounded like a fun idea and just had to participate because I have Opinions™ :)

I am hitting some of these characters with only the best intentions and some of them out of pure spite

1) Shin (Bake Me Please)

if you've seen me post about this show or if you've seen it yourself, you know exactly why this guy is on here and also why he's the main reason why I just had to join in on this trend

square up, Shin, I'm hitting you with my car for all that bs and also to help with your character development a little <3

(I didn't find a fitting gif so have a pic as a great summary for why he's on here instead)

2) Way (Pit Babe)

listen I love him. after all if evil why pretty? but he's also a b*tch and he deserves to get hit by a car a little. as a treat. he's my pathetic little meow meow and I love to see him suffer (affectionate) <3

I'm also doing this as a public service so that Babe and Charlie can stay in their weird mama & papa boyfriends era without Way pulling his mind fuckery tricks on Babe

3) Kim (Kinnporsche)

hitting him with my car very lovingly simply bc he made Chay sad and we can't have that. maybe a little car accident can get him to actually admit that he's head over heels in love.

(and also because this man is way too pretty and I need to confirm that he's actually human)

4) Top (Only Friends)

listen. I believe that all of the Only Friends characters deserve to get hit by a car a little. all of them. but this man dared to say that he was serious and then went ahead and slept with someone else so. there's that.

5) Xue Yang (The Untamed/MDZS)

the most evil fucker for absolutely no reason. completely irredeemable. has the world's worst reason for being evil. I love him so much.

this guy is so fucked up that he managed to spend 3 years being all domestic with his nemesis only to realize that he actually developed feelings for him after he had already caused his death

there is absolutely no way to fix him but I'm still hitting him with my car for the amount of emotional damage he caused me with those god damn pieces of candy

6) Akk (The Eclipse)

I love him to bits and that is exactly why I'm knocking him tf out. very lovingly and rather softly but enough to give him some time off. because he deserves a break from all of the absolutely godawful authority figures in his life and what they're putting him through

7) August (Last Twilight)

this fucking b*tch.

I don't think I need to explain why I'm coming at him full speed. this is an act of public service, your honor, I'm doing nothing wrong.

8) Phee (Dead Friend Forever)

okay I know we've only had him for one single episode but this man is already stressing me out with the way he just threw away his cigarette bud in the middle of a god damn forest. sir what are you doing.

I'm only preserving the environment by hitting him with my car and getting him out of that forest, really

(also I can't pinpoint why but this guy is sus af and I don't trust him)

(the scene of crime, your honor)

9) Sprite & Zee's mom (Twins)

after @buddhamethods already took care of Zee (thank you for your service), I am volunteering to take out their mom. this woman needs the world's biggest wake-up call and since her own damn son ending up in a hospital didn't seem to do the trick, maybe herself ending up there will help

10) GramBlack double feature (Not Me)

the absolute audacity of these men to not be in love? after all of that?? I'm hitting them with my car because maybe ending up in hospital beds next to each other will finally get someone to admit that that G did not stand for Eugene what the actual fuck

(listen there are barely any scenes with actual Black and Gram together I'm working with the smallest of crumbs here bear with me)

tagging all of my moots. all of you. if you consider me your mutual, consider yourself tagged.

[count-alucard-tepes]

How I picture my One Piece hotties reacting to seeing who else is on the hotties list and roasting each other 😂😂😂

Me: so baby daddies, take a good look around and up for height reasons…because you guys are all on my hotties list!

Rob Lucci: “…so what does that actually mean? And speak slowly because…some of the people here…may not understand you”

Me: first of all…that’s rude… secondly that means that all of you are people that I find the most hot…calm down, volcano daddy…I didn’t mean that literally…okay, more like who I am most likely to fuck in simpler words!

Akainu: “…I am the hottest by the way…my magma is everything…”

Me: I know, baby daddy and I’ma let you finish but that’s definitely not what I meant…you’re all good, baby daddy”

Akainu: “…I know but I’m just saying”

Ryokugyu: “…you are the hottest person I know, Sakazuki-San…literally and figuratively”

Kizaru: “…you’re such a kiss-ass…it’s nauseating”

Fujitora: “…agreed”

Me: idk, you guys…I agreed with Ryokugyu😍😍😍

Monkey D Dragon: “…you both need therapy, dear”

Me: and you need to meet your damn kid you abandoned so stfu!

Kaido: “you abandoned your kid?! You’re an asshole!”

Eustass Kidd: “…takes one to know one”

Killer:

Crocodile: “…I’ve been more of a father figure to that kid than you’ve ever been, Dragon…you’re the worst, I swear”

Me: “…okay, guys…we need to cool it down…Dragon is literally gonna make rain/storm in here…and no, Tesoro and Doffy…I didn’t mean that in any way that you were thinking about”

Gild Tesoro: *holding stacks of money on his hands* “…I didn’t even say anything!”

Doffy: “you didn’t need to! You look sus af”

Gild Tesoro: “…I look suspicious!? Look who’s fucking talking! A literal walking red flag!”

Buggy: “…I wanna go home…these people are terrifying me”

Karasu: “…I just got here and I want to leave too”

King: “…same…”

Queen: “…always the life of the party, huh, King?”

King: “don’t start or I’ll burn your ass again”

Cora-san: “…I don’t even know how I got on this list”

Me: that’s because you’re the hotter sibling

Doffy: “Hey! I heard that!”

Izou: “…I swear, dear…you do have quite the variety of men here”

Me: “…I know and you’re the most beautiful…I literally am a potato in front of you”

Izou: “…a sweet potato that I’d feast on any day”

Me:

Marco: “Calm down, Izou…her heart can’t handle all of that”

Oven Charlotte: “here, have a chocolate croissant, sweetheart…”

Me: have I ever told you that you’d make the best husband ever?

Katakuri Charlotte: “…you’re making his head grow…stop”

Iceburg: “…could I have a croissant too?”

Me: only if you give me your lipstick

Iceburg: “…deal”

Who’s-Who: “…do you want to test if that lipstick would last?”

Me: cheeky fucker…come here!!!

Benn Beckman: “…I swear you guys are like a bunch of sugar hyped kids”

Gecko Moria: “…this must be a normal day for you then”

Benn Beckman: “…you have no fucking idea”

Me: *kisses every hottie all over their faces with Iceburg’s blue lipstick*

[blindking94]

If you interract, you have no age, blog is blank, or you page looks sus af, your getting blocked and rep as spam. Its in my bio, yall fuckers need to learn to read.

18+ only, DO NOT FOLLOW IF UNDER 18, i will block and report your blog with no regrets.

Just gonna say, if you dont have a pinned post/top of the page, list of rules, dont get mad at me for following your imaginary bull shit. And if you get mad at me for reblogging when you litterally have a post saying we (guessing followers) should, then get your fucking shit brain checked out.

[asknarashikari]

Kaguya's text above the photo: We look like a couple.

Houtaro: A couple of besties.

Meanwhile.

Renge: *sinckering* I did you a favor, Houtaro.

Houtaro: 🥴😁 *snickering*

Rinne: When did he took that picture?

Houtaro and Renge: ???

Isaac: Two days ago when he came here to eat.

Sabimaru: He was acting normal and not his usual simping manner.

Meanwhile.

Kaguya: 😭☹️ I want to marry you someday, Houtaro!

Riders reaction?

Emu: Well, I think he's still sus af. He'd already kidnapped Houtaro once, I'm not taking the chance that he's just waiting for us to let our guard down

Emu: *points Gashacon Breaker at Kaguya* Just you remember, you gold fucker... if you so much as touch Houtaro inappropriately, I'm going to show you just how protective I can be of my babies... capiche?

[malibubarbiesworld]

Ok, one who holds hands like that, two where is here ring? I have yet to see it.

And three? This mother fucker has never once gone to Scarlett’s Xmas party and now he goes? Sus af🙄

[pastelfarvet]

Har lidt bare lyst til at sove i dag væk. Timerne fra kl 15 i går til kl 12 i dag har været skønne, men lidt intense. Da jeg var kommet hjem lagde jeg mig til at sove og det lykkedes med nogle solide drømme, inklusive en jeg kom af. Overvejer at onanere, men er stadig lidt øm i mindst et hul efter i går aftes. Blev frustreret da jeg skulle hjem fordi der stadig var ting jeg ikke havde fået sagt, og udover ting i selskab med andre mandag, ved jeg ikke hvornår jeg skal se ham igen pga hvert vores travle program.

Derudover har min dag mest bestået af at tænke på ting jeg har lyst til til at gøre, for derefter at tænke på hvor få penge jeg har tilbage til resten af måneden. God motivation til at få åbnet min OnlyFans, selvom jeg gerne vil være sikker på, at jeg ikke fucker mig selv over mens min ansøgning om handicap SU bliver behandlet. Samtidigt føler jeg også bare at hvis jeg først kommer ordentligt i gang ville det måske være nemt nok at holde det kørende til at få et solidt supplement.

[mariyaki]

So people of course are trying to scam me

As my mutuals and followers know by now I’m in dire need of money and so I’m doing commissions and the important thing to note here is that I’m trying to advertise on all social media but the worst option ever is Instagram

We all know it sucks but I’m desperate and I’m posting everywhere (all links to all social media and ko-fi in my bio please 🙏) and so of course I’m gonna try on that actual hellsite

So this is in my opinion a scammer and so I’m just gonna show it in case someone else finds themselves in a situation. Some unimportant messages are not shown and all images I sent were unsent and are going to be missing in these screenshots so if the messages imply an image was there that’s because it was

First off sus. Why are you not dming ME and also proof they didn’t read my post at all because it says dm ME and preferably go through ko-fi also homie doesn’t know how to reply properly

Obviously the comment was a bot until I asked it to reply. And clearly this person doesn’t know who they are talking to because again IF THEY READ MY POST OR MY INSTA NAME THEY WOULD KNOW THE ANSWER IS YES sorry getting heated too soon. Also sus af according to my sources (artist friends) to ask for a real person commission. Also I’m advertising furry art.

Okay bold and brash to get my hopes up (not high) about a full comm in my desperate times and I assume that’s the tactic is to get the mark excited about the money

This usually wouldn’t be sus but with everything else I’m counting this as very sus because buddy READ WHAT IM SAYING TO YOU but I expect too much of the instascammer. By this point I was already pretty sure this wasn’t going to be real but was still holding onto a thread of hope…

Mhm you need my email for what exactly? Because I know for a fact that the link I sent works just fine and dandy. It’s almost like someone wants to send me something 🤔

Now let’s unpack this together!

1. Very specific and knowing instructions for a person who can’t even read a commission sheet

2. No why would it go to spam? PayPal never does to spam for me that’s hmm.. 🤔

3. Now as a real poor mother fucker that $200 is such a slap to the face god… I knew for a fact I was being scammed at this point but still part of me was hopeful or maybe that’s just desperation idk

Let’s see that email in the spam

Hmm

Hmm… well those are very different looking emails huh?

Refund it back? Oh gosh that must mean my PayPal app is very mad at me WAAAAAAAH

[deadcityhq]

CHARACTER NAME: amara mortuos / death CHARACTER FACECLAIM: wang yibo CHARACTER AGE/DOB (if relevant/they're not old af): as old as the universe etc. has literally been around in some form, Forever CHARACTER PRONOUNS/GENDER IDENTITY/SEXUALITY ETC: any pronouns, non binary, bisexual/romantic/polyam CHARACTER FANDOM (if relevant): n/a OC OR CANON: oc CHARACTER TYPE (for example: werewolf, shadowhunter, warlock, demon etc): just. ya know. they're Death. HOW LONG HAVE THEY BEEN IN NEW YORK/WHY ARE THEY THERE ETC: amara tends to flick back and forth between homes a lot. has been in new york about six months now under guise of 'working on a new album'. but really, they Knew something big was happening. so they got their ass to new york to be THERE when shit started popping off. IMPORTANT CHARACTER INFORMATION TO NOTE AND SHARE (this could be important headcanons for initial plotting, mini bios etc, supporting docs): death is an impartial figure, always has been. they work with no real side to anything nor motivations. they can certainly have a spiteful edge when needed, but mostly, they are a kind figure. one that helps usher people to the other side-- though he does have Reapers that help with that more often. it's all about delegating. for the most part, souls see themselves to the other side, but sometimes, people need nudging in the right direction, guiding. amara is there to be that guiding hand… or swift kick down to hell. depends on the person. https://docs.google.com/document/d/1SqDpz3bB5JAEf19W7UJuAmCTj8Ks9nyRMEszpdh8nOY/edit?usp=sharing amara does indeed have their own illusion of a life too, appearances to upkeep. time could get boring otherwise. feels a certain attachment to the sins and virtues. yes they have favourites too. same with their own siblings. he's a little… sus about lucifer returning. rightfully so. the fucker is dramatic.

THREE AESTHETICS THAT REMIND YOU OF YOUR CHARACTER: the feel of a warm blanket around your shoulders, placed there by someone you trust. the feeling of someone watching you in an empty room. melodic singing coming from a few floors up, echoing through the halls.

admin andy app.

[vixlenxe]

When, your watching your Lyft driver on the app, & they doing some sus shit

[legalize-arson]

Just started playing Guilty Parade and that commander fucker is sus af.

[rainbowdelicsunshine]

beyond my own thoughts on it, what did you like/didnt like about that first episode?

Ohhhh this is gonna be fun heheh!!

What I Liked:

As per usual, all the Chucky moments (esp the truck scene with the clones and the phone call he made to Jake and Devon)

Caroline and Jake's foster brother, they were both great, esp the "holy ______ Batman" jokes Jake's foster bro was making,,,,,, God I'm actually sad that kid is gone

That one creepy kid Jake thought was Chucky, he's a little creepy fucker and I love it! I rlly hope to see that kid again at some point

Gonna be honest here, but I thought the scene where Lexy hid both Jake and Devon in the closet was funny

What I Didn't Like:

How much the episode hyperfocused on the Jake x Devon moments, I mean I love these two and the ship, but I felt like this episode didn't give enough scenes to Chucky or Tiffany this episode

Lexy, I really did think she was getting better as a character and person but,,,,,,,, now she's regressed in all the worst ways possible goddammit!!

The ""family therapist" is super sus af and gives the worst fucking advice

And as usual Lexy's mother is a terrible parent who only cares about her own damn reputation, holy shit no one even wants you to try to get re-elected bitch!

I felt like this episode was a little too slow with trying to get the basic plot started with very little content of actual Chucky

Overall, like a lot of first episode tend to be for me, I think this episode was pretty good but was bit too slow and bare for the time being!

Hope this is interesting for you to read and that you come by the inbox again soon my wonderful friend, have an amazing day!!

[yagamisdiary]

am i the only one who’s sus af of phoenix? like i know i could be so wrong but we’ve been sus of EVERYONE except this mother fucker. like he’s written as such a nice fucking guy and Amara said he’s just gonna get better… is this girl literally fucking manipulating us into loving him so he’s the LEAST person we’d expect or some shit… man i got my eye on you amara, we know your ways since parasite

LMFAOOOOOOOOOOO

just wait till this chapter, you guys are gonna have so much mixed emotions 😭

[malibubarbiesworld]

"And three? This mother fucker has never once gone to Scarlett’s Xmas party and now he goes? Sus af🙄"

No way! Ugh. That's annoying.

This is such a joke🙄

[es05l2k5sl]

I'll never understand why WB had to redesign the Batcast for the new Bat adventures. Some characters took getting used to. But as for the villains, I'm roasting they asses cus they're ugly. Can't change my mind.

These Oswalds together look like 2 different people bruh. But we're here to talk about new Oswald. This Wimpy x Olive Oyl fusion snoody looking ass bitch. I'd like his outfit if it didn't have that lazy drawned bow tie looking like 2 triangles glued together & those fake ass MJ gloves. Also when tf did he have 10 fingers in dis universe? Also fuck that hair. Rocking a balding Mullet like ponytail before. Now it's just a boring cut down. Got dat snooty ass bitch look on face like his bird shit don't be stinking. I'll rock tf out u. Lookin like a whole ass Looney character or sum mf from the 30s.

Wot da fuck dey got Selena wearing here? Sis looking like a whole ass alien. Kid vs Kat looking ass bish. And her skin white af too? Did sis fall in some damn Joker acid too? Sis whole lower face is white as shit! Dat shit paler than crack. Like sis got the white slapped outta her and she just turned whiter. Das probably what happened. Her ass probably got on my mans Bruce last nerves one night and got da shit backslapped out her ass.

So my dude Matthew got turned a different color pal & got his neck privileges revoked? Lazy af but not the worst revamp.

You kno that meme: "upgrade, upgrade, FUCK GO BACK!"? Dis pre much sums up Jonathan here. My mans jus looks so dirty here. Looking straight outta da trash bin. Like literally dirty. Nasty ass teeth probably got dat hot ass breath blowing thru them bitches. Das a real fear toxin right there. Long ass black as shit dirty ass hair. Tryna copy off my girl from the ring w dat shit. Need to take dat dirty ass wig and mask and Amish hat tf off my dude. It is not rocking you. Dat whole worn out trashy ass outfit ain't working for you either hoe. You need to take yo ass a bath bitch cus your arms looking brown and ashy as a bitch. You can not even THINK about borrowing anything from me w yo dirty creepy stalker lookin ass. If you don't put down that damn stick like yo ass need help walking and shit I oughtta bitch ya ass with the shit fo going around dressed like dis. Take that damn rope off your neck bitch fo I do something Bruce won't do.

Bruh, you can not go up to my face and tell me these niggas are the same person in the same mofucking universe! Jervis What da fuck did they DO TO YOU MY N**GA?? N**ga looking like a damn leprechaun with special needs and shit. Rocking all dat dookie green swag but you got no swag anymore my dude. It's shit like you clothes and yo breath! Yo shits wasn't perfect and white before but them hoes looking hella worse now. What you get drinking all that damn tea my n**ga. Ol Tiny ass n**ga. Like wot. HOW?! HOW TF DID YO ASS SHRINK??? LIKE SOMEBODY TOSSED YOU ASS IN A LAUNDRY DRYER AND PROBABLY FORGOT TO TAKE YO STUPID ASS OUT. PROBABLY WHY YO HAIR WHITE AND SMALL AS SHIT YA UGLY ASS LUCKY CHARMS LOOKING ASS CRACK FEENY. If you don't hop yo ass back under a rainbow with dem skinny ass broken heel lookin ass tap dancing shoes.

Victor, bruh, they dem did yo ass so dirty in the new adventures. I ain't gonna lie that new suit kinda ok. But you looking like a whole skeleton and shit. Lookin like a young Palpatine & shit. Ol Frisky dingo looking ass! Need to put those goggles back on. The least yo (spoiler) 2003 Baxter Stockman ass can do now.

Yo ass probably looking mad as shit cus ya can't jack it no more n**ga. Dats all gon now. Long with yo unloyal ass wife. How tf she gon bounce on you after everything you did for her? After all the years and bull you had to put up with & she leave yo cold ass for another nibba? Fuck DCAU Nora. Just fuck her.

Scarface lookin like a damn Fanboy & Chum Chum character & his boy over here lookin like Chode. Next.

UUUUUUUUUUGGGHHHHHGG.

Just. UAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGHHH. Bruh I will never understand who tf thought this shit was a good idea?! Like who the fuck, was drawing dis nigga. Drew DIS Sus af shit. LOOKED at dis shit. And said to deyself: "Yeah dats da Riddler aight". HELL TO THE NAH DAT AIN'T NO DAMN DAS A (dick) FIDDLER! HE LOOKIN SUS AS FUCK NOW WITH THEM TIGHT AS GREEN SPANDEX AND THAT DARK AS HELL EYELINER. Looking like gay Christmas elf! Looking like a gay ass ballay dancer with them Spider Gwen ballerina shoes. You can't dance for shit nigga! Yo shit is SOOO DAMN TIGHT like I can get a good sight and shape picture of yo "Question mark" I'm telling y'all. sSSSUUUSSSSSSS. Looking like a bigasss lima bean. Skinny ass Jack skeleton moFucka. Like. They did my boy Eddy so freakin dirty with this. My mans had class, style, a nice look, HAIR. Now he. Whateverthelivingfuckdisbaldasspeterpanlookinmofuckasupposestobe. And i hate how that's how he did be lookin in almost every new Batverse when why tho? Nigg(m)a look stupid as hell. How tf he expect to be tooken seriously dressed and lookin like dis ? If I saw dis fucker in real life and he threatens me, imma laugh at his ass and beat him with his cane. Get ya Richard from Allen Gregory looking ass away from me. I can't!

Bruh it don't look that much but they did my mans Harvey dirty too. LOOK AT MY MANS FACE. good half i mean. Yall nigs kno. THESE MUHFUCKERS STRIPPED HIM OF HIS PRETTYNESS! Man. Dis version of Harvey was a pretty muhfucka. You can't deny dat shit

Even when he became Two-Face he still got dat 1 side of pretty.  And that deep af panty soaking voice to go along w it. He dat half and half package. 

Now HE LOOK LIKE DIS

WHOEVER TF DID DIS NEED DEY ASS WHOOPED! SQUARE TF UP NOW. NIGGA LOOKS LIKE EYEBROWLESS VERSION OF DOC FROM SECRET SATURDAYS. FAT ASS BLOCK NOSE MUH FUCKA.  His eye looks like traingle with a Nike logo on top of it. Lookin like a poorly drawn Dwayne The Rock Johnson. And ya other half ain't lookin that good either. Dat 1 eyebrow putting Helga Pataki to shame! I mean the shit didn't look good before but it was somewhat tamed, now the shit looking like full grownass caterpillar. And that lip black as hell. Kno that side dirty as fuuhck!

I don't even know what tf I'm sposed to say about DIS except (kinky..)

Angelica pickles looking ass. Bigass blonde captain coconut looking ass hairstyle. Looking like a blonde creepy ass Wednesday Adams. Dem black as fuck Kim possible lips. She actually looking like a family guy character with that bigass head and small body. I SWEAR she ded looking like one of Stewie's ex's right now my dude! Got  tiny ass flat ass guitar chip shoes. Looks like sis wearing fucking Zippers as shoes. Sis got that "i got something planned fo yo ass" smile. Sis look like she plotting something or did some evil shit already.

. . .

Bros I'm sorry but I'm just as confused as you like. I can't find a single thing different about Harley. Like literally nothing. Her makeup at night be looking blue sometimes, looking like a fakeass Livewire, but nah. They didn't even touch homegirl. Why tf is Harley the only character that stayed the same?????! Niggas was playing favorites. They had plans for that ass since day one. They was probs like: "Aye y'all. DO NOT TOUCH HARLEY. SHE STAYS THE SAME!" "why?" "JUST LISTEN TO ME BITCH!" "Wha bout her mans?" "Oh hell yeah fuck his shit up!" ...sigh.. Yep. It's that time...

UaaaaaaAAAAAAAHHH what else is dere to be said about dis ugly ass nigga? Dis nigga look like Yakko Warner & Freakazoid's love child! Dis nigga look like a random Tiny toons or Animaniac character! With that dookie green shirt and flower. You and Riddler's gay ass both matching them Dexter's laboratory Gloves. Why tf yo eyes eyes black as fuck tho?! How tf does one do that to theyself?! Yo ass probably snorted some shit and ya shits expanded and that's prolly yo pupils with ya cracked out ass. Nigga don't even look like a clown no more. Hell Jared Leto Joker atleast had the lipstick down. Dis nigga got dem ashy ass lips hanging out. Nigga think he owning too. Nigga you don't own shit! Broke as hell now. And yo design broke too. Joker? Man more like Broker. Got dat fairly odd parents hair. Got that Cosmo and Wanda in one. Like bitch if you don't. Just like Riddler i can not take yo animaniac looking ass serious. You do not scare me bitch! Bye!

Now see dis? DIS is Aight! A lot more fitting and & faithful to the character. No over the fucking top redesign, you can actually tell it's the same damn character as before, a little bit of swag for personality

So that's the tea. Ivy & Croc are the only good rogue redesigns in the whole series, evBody else ugly as shit.

[hatekuhnradiated]

Watch out for this fucker, they wondertrading hacked mons.

They sent me a level 100 Hoopa with Pokérus holding a master ball (I sent it away, tho I probably should've released it.)

Be careful wondertrading folks, you don't want any hacked mons so make sure to get rid of anything that seems sus af.