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āSo,ā Danny drawled from where he was sitting, legs kicking slightly. Really, what a fun reincarnation. A world with heroes and villains where he didnāt have to do shit in and could just vibe with Ellie.Ā
āSo,ā Tim responded from where he was typing on his computer, mostly in civilian clothes save for his gauntlets and boots. The Red Robin outfit was haphazardly dropped across the couch and his pole leaning against the end.Ā
āTechnically thereās proper procedures for clonesā¦ā Danny motioned to both himself and Ellie from where they sat on the counter, snacking on a plateful of scones. From Alfred, he was certain.Ā
āTechnically, yesā¦ but do we want to actually do that?āĀ
All three of them smiled, something almost feral in the motion. Of course not. They all had the same memories after all, and Bruce had just returned from the past, from exactly where and when Tim had said he was. Despite no one believing him, hence why they were in his boathouse, and not in the apartment or manor.Ā
āThink we can pull it off?ā Ellie took a sip of tea, mischief swirling in her eyes.Ā
āOf course we can.ā Both Danny and Tim spoke at once, one pulling up a new doc and the other pulling the whiteboard out from under a curtain.Ā
#dcxdp#dpxdc#prompts#danny fenton#ellie fenton#tim drake#Ras: *Makes Tim Clones*#Danny & Ellie: Lmao weāre gonna blow up this place and go- buh-bye now~#All three of them are salty about the whole time-travelling thing#Tim: Why is one of my clones a girl?#Ellie: Idk man but Iām not changing#Tim: Fair enough do u want me to make you guys proper IDs#Theyāre going to do mischief and make the Batfam think theyāve always been triplets#They have the paper trail to prove that the Drakes had triplets#Neither Danny or Ellie have powers but that isnāt going to stop them#Nothing can go wrong ever theyāre sure#Why yes this is inspired by the Ao3 fic Twincognito Mode#Why YES Bruce does in fact think he somehow adjusted the timeline#And Yes Clockwork does do a little nudge to make their IDs & history *pretty* solid#He's back in Long Now eating popcorn and watching his new favorite show
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-What theyāre like as your bf/gf (Hcs) 18+
Arthur Morgan, John Marston, Dutch Van Der Linde, Sadie Adler, Molly OāShea
Request- Hi if itās okay could I ask for some hcs of some of the gang and what theyāre like dating with you? NSFW ones toooošš could you include Arthur, John, Dutch, Sadie, Javier and maybe any of the other girls Mary-Beth or Molly or Karen? Thank you šš»
A/N- I didnāt include Javier cause I like barely speak with him in camp or anything idk I donāt vibe with Javier tbh. And I saw my chance to word vomit my Molly brain rot and ran with it so sheās the girl I picked. Hope this is okay! Enjoy :)
Masterlist - requests are open :)
Arthur Morgan
- Weāve all seen how he was with Mary. Heād be besotted with you
- His journal would be filled with sketches of you, entries talking about how much he adores you, little notes about how you looked that day or musings about his plans for your future together.
- Definitely doodles a little heart with your initials too <3
- Heās touch starved. So he loves physical contact. A hand to your knee, your back, arm around your shoulders or your waist. He likes keeping you close.
- Brings you stuff from his little travels. Picks flowers for you, finds little trinkets for you.
- Keeps a picture of you by his bed.
- Forehead kisses!!!!!
- Kisses your hand. And kisses to your wrist. He loves when you reach up to cup his face and he can turn to press his lips against your wrist.
- Heās so much more than a tough, burly cowboy. Heās quiet, caring, considerate. And he adores you
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- takes his time. Likes to work at you until not a single tense muscle is left in your body. Worships you.
- Loves any positions where he can see your face, needs to be close enough to constantly kiss you and tell you how good you are for him
- ā thereās my girl, doin so good for me darlin ā ā jusā like that darlin, let me take good care of ya ā
- Not incredibly vocal, but the noises he does make he ensures are right by your ear.
- Refuses to finish before you ever.
- Loves to finish inside tho. He knows itās risky, but he loves the closeness. And if heās feeling particularly risky heāll definitely push his come back into you with his fingers ā donāt waste it now ā
- Grips The headboard.
John Marston
- heās stupid. He really is. Heāll be head over heels for you, with you clearly reciprocating those feelings and heād still think you didnāt like him like that.
- Like. You could kiss him and heād still be like ā what are we? ā
- When he does finally put two and two together heāll have no shame or cautions in showing you off.
- Heās handsy. Likes coming up behind you when youāre washing dishes for Pearson to rub at your shoulders.
- Or pull you down to sit on his lap before you can even think about taking the empty spot on the log next to him by the fire.
- Overprotective. One tiny snide comment from anyone and heās ready to start swinging.
- Definitely knows how to push your buttons and wind you up, and will do it just for fun and to get a rise outta you.
- And then spend the rest of day grovelling and apologising.
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- Loves going down on you. Like. Loves it. The man could spend hours there if youād let him and Lord has he tried.
- Not very serious most of the time.
- Pretty vocal. And doesnāt really care if anyoneās listening either.
- Like i said, heās handsy. His hands are restless and will grab at whatever part of you they can.
- Loves when you ride him and has absolutely made a cowgirl joke more than once.
- Will grab at your hips and guide your movements as you do. Told you heās handsy.
- But also isnāt opposed to you on your back, legs over his shoulders. Presses kisses to your ankles and makes jokes about how good the view is.
Dutch Van Der Linde
- heās not the most attentive of people at times. Heās constantly in his head and constantly thinking about things that arenāt you.
- But when he does allow himself time alone with you he is disgustingly charming.
- He always knows what to say, always knows the right words to have you melting into a puddle at his feet. You could be in the worst mood with him but a few whispers in your ear and itās all forgotten.
- Has a million terms of endearment for you. My angel, my dear , my darling. He rarely ever uses your actual name, only when heās mad.
- Loves to give you gifts, the more expensive the better. And he likes you to show them off too. He likes to show you off.
- Reads to you a lot.
- PDA is afraid of him. He doesnāt care where he is or whoās watching him, heāll loop an arm around your waist to kiss your neck, pull you onto his lap when heās reading beside his tent and kiss you. No shame.
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- will take his time with you but in a far different way to, say, Arthur
- Heāll edge you and overstimulate you for hours, because be gets off on the fact that you simply let him. That you obey his every command.
- Degrading and humiliating š¤š» Dutch Van Der Linde
- Heās never too mean. And his degrading comments are more often than not laced with something sweet.
- Dacryphilic. 100000%. He loves watching you cry because heās worked you into such an overstimulated mess.
- Heāll swipe your tears away or kiss them from your cheeks ā well isnāt that just a pretty sight? ā ā those tears for me, my angel? ā
- Definitely has some kind of authority kink. Likes you calling him sir for sure.
- Loves you giving him head. Just loves you on your knees. Itās a power thing. And heās a cocky son of a bitch.
- Sat back in his chair and wonāt lift a damn finger to help you out, wonāt even unbuckle his belt. And donāt tell me he doesnāt smoke whilst he watches you.
Sadie Adler
- She is absolutely not shy about her feelings when she finally accepts she has them.
- Shes just so sweet to you.
- Around camp sheās stuck to you like glue. Her arm is permanently around your waist or your shoulders, or her hand laced with yours and is ready to snap at any intrusive questions from anyone else about it at the drop of a hat
- Love language is gift giving. Just taken in a bounty but found a shiny lil necklace in his pocket? Well. Itās hers now. Or should I say, yours.
- If your hairs long enough sheāll braid it like hers, any excuse to be able to sit close to you and whisper sweet things in your ear.
- Would teach you how to shoot better, she wants to make sure you know how to defend yourself. but also wants the excuse to stand behind you and show you how to hold her rifle properly.
- Big spoon.
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- Sadieās gained control over literally everything else in life, and it doesnāt change in the bedroom
- She trusts you whole heartedly but sheās not about to give up any sort of control to you for a While
- Makes sure she can see your face at all times, loves watching your face contort and relax in pleasure that sheās giving you
- Full of praise ā aināt you just the prettiest thing? ā ā oh look at you! Dāya know how pretty you look from here? ā ā always such a good girl for me ā
- Has a thing for putting her fingers in your mouth. Especially after sheās just fucked you with them.
- Having you on your knees eating her out drives her crazy. Will pull at your hair a little too hard but will soothe the sting with a thousand words of praise about how good you make her feel.
- And now hear me out. Loves to watch you. Will book you a hotel room together just so she can sit across the room and watch you touch yourself for her, encouraging you the entire time
- Itās never long before she absolutely has to have her hands on you though in the end.
Molly OāShea
- sheeeee has some trust issues. And abandonment issues. Sheās justā¦ sheās a lot at times.
- But she is fiercely loyal and will love you with every fibre of her being
- And she wants to be loved as fiercely in return. Sheāll spiral without constant reassurance ā dāyou even love me anymore? ā ādid I do somethin wrong? Havenāt told me you love me today ā
- She knows deep down you do love her. Sheās just afraid.
- She is such a romantic. She loves holding your hand, sitting close to you, doing your makeup like hers and stealing kisses in between painting your lips red
- Sheāll write you sappy romantic poetry and leave you lil notes
- Youāll often overhear her gushing to other people about how in love she is too. She just loves to talk about you and how deeply she adores you.
- Likes when you give her forehead kisses.
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- Pillow princess. End of story.
- Sheās not completely submissive though. Sheāll tell you what she wants and what she likes
- She just wants to be taken care of okay. She needs to be taken care of.
- Makes the softest, sweetest sounds and will tell you she loves you a million times over.
- Enjoys when things justā¦ naturally happen. Cuddling with you at night, but pushing her hips lightly back against you. Which usually ends with your hand slipping past her waistband and making her come on your fingers.
- Likes to be on top of you sometimes, simply so she can show off whilst she strips. Not to really do anything. Shes really not that much of a giver. She likes being watched. She likes to know sheās desired. And usually it ends up with you dragging her to sit on your face.
- You have to shower her with praise. She wants to know she looks beautiful, that sheās doing well, worship her. Which is incredibly easy for you cause like fucking look at her sheās gorgeous.
- Wraps herself around you when you cuddle after, legs intertwined and arms around you, head buried in your chest or neck. Pls my sweet baby needs to be held.
#disclaimer as always with hcs#these are my thoughts and not to be taken too seriously#donāt get salty if you donāt agree.#my hcs for any character seem to draw at least one salty person out#itās fic! enjoy it!#arthur morgan x reader#Dutch van der Linde x reader#molly OāShea x reader#John Marston x reader#Arthur Morgan#molly o'shea#sadie adler#john marston#dutch van der linde#red dead redemption 2#rdr2#rdr2 fanfic#x you#fluff#smut#sadie adler x reader
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hello???? etho asked gem if joel was "treating her well"?????? am i the only one freaking out about this?????????
#LIKE GUYS.#so now i Must finish writing my salty etho about gemjoel fic because he's decided to Actually Play the protective exbf role#boat boys#smalletho#smallishgem#gemjoel#gemtho#nya talks#joel smallishbeans#ethoslab#geminitay#wild life#wild life smp#wlsmp spoilers#wlsmp
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hmmm okay iām seeing the ādick grayson is a ray of sunshineā tag increase in popularity and i feel as though i may need to clarify that whenever EYE use it, the ādick grayson is a ray of sunshineā tag is not adorable harmless smiley optimistic ball of sunshine dick. to ME dick grayson is a ray of sunshine (brilliant and brutal and furious in a way that is impossible to dream of being until you meet him) (he is simmering and sharp and too bright to look at head on, raise a hand to shade your eyes) (he burns the skin of your arms and your shoulders and your cheeks until your flesh is blistered and red from prodding, in pain and glad for it, or darker and bronzed, grateful to be touched by him at all)
#or something like that. anyway. that's just me#i am mayhaps a bit in love with him#and have read too many harmless sweet little ball of sunlight dick fics and am salty about it#immovable object (me who has never gotten a sunburn and just keeps tanning)#vs unstoppable force (my roommate who burns the minute the sun gets within a 10 foot radius of her)#dick grayson#nightwing#dc
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yooooo, where all the Poseidon x Odysseus x Zeus fics at????
n I donāt mean tagged separately, AKA Poseidon/Odysseus & Zeus/Odysseus, no, I mean Poseidon/Odysseus/Zeus.
srs where the threesome smashinā fics all at ššš thereās literally only TWO WORKS ON AO3 LIKE-??????!?!!!!!??????ššššš
No, guys, Guys seriously, BELIVE me when I say I need to read more stuff about these three:
1#: fucking aggressively (& Odyā getting sandwiched)
2#: fucking around, homoerotic fights & hateful tension style (AKA typical God(s)-and-Mortal shenanigans which may include kidnapping, murder, tragedy, complex + shitty feelings n emotions, Death, lots pride + arrogance/ignorance on the God(s) part (& also prob Odysseus bc come on,,), onesided feelings, brutality against Mortal(s), Immortals somewhat trying to rap theirs brains around the views, opinions + generally jst how that Mortal sees n feels about the world around emā & more-)
3#: fucking aggressively but Odysseus somehow takes charge (blame my fucked up thoughts of the Vengeance Sage for this one ššš)
4#: dealing w/ each others insufferable personalities (and families oh ho ho, dont get me STARTED on the potential tomfuckery to be had that that heffsaas >:))) (lol I would O.O.C so many characters for my crack-treated-(sometimes)seriously thoughts :ā))
Anniflamma started dis, Iām going to (try) and make it bigger >>>:3
(edit: I am aware there are already threesome fics of them jst tagged separately but bc itās a threesome, I would prefer if they were tagged all together bc????? Thatās what it is anyway right?????????????????? Idk lol)
#shitpost#epic the musical#epic fandom#epic odysseus#Epic poseidon#epic zeus#tw REALLY suggestive#tw kidnapping#tw unhealthy relationships#odysseus x poseidon#odysseus x zeus#odyseidon#Zeusseus#greek myth retellings#greek mythology#Odysseus/poseidon/zeus#manwhore au#greek tumblr#not to sound nagging but PLS GUYS I DONT HAVE ANY CONFIDENCE TO RIGHT THEM PLSšššš#Mhmhmgfvfff on the other note- VENGEANCE SAGE AM I RIGHT???????????? š¤©š„š„š„š„š„#THE KEEP UR FRIENDS CLOSE & DIFFERENT BEAST MAIN TUNE(?)S GAVE ME CHILLS LIKE OH MY GOD(S) š„š„š„š„š„š„š„š„š„š„š„š„š„š„#Tw Greek gods#Odyzeusseidon#Yes Iām calling them that fu u#bullshit to keep me going ā¾ļøāØ#tw nsft#salty#fic ideas#Thunderclap#Wetthunderthighs
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arthur (prince of camelot) still has to study under a tutor bc yknow uther wants him to be very intelligent before becoming king or something bc its super important idk idc anyways merlin is doing chores in his chambers while arthur is squinting at a book and merlin eventually caves and asks him what heās reading and arthur gruffly explains that its a collection of stories from greece that make absolutely no sense so merlin asks him to read them outloud to him. arthur of course teases him and calls him an idiot and asks how he could possibly help but does as heās asked and reads the stories to merlin as he does his chores. merlin (being crushed under the weight of destiny and tormented by the prophecies that kilgharrah spews) understands the stories almost immediately and gets all excited and starts rambling about them with arthur. arthur is glad to have someone who understands so he can give something that reflects a hint of understanding to his tutor who accepts it and moves onto the next unit of education.
the thing is, arthur finds more stories in camelotās library and brings them up to his room to read them aloud to merlin under the guise of completing his studies but really he just wants to watch as merlinās eyes gleam when he understands whats happening and listen to him ramble on and on about them bc heās gay. the stories stick with merlin though and he realizes that theyāre cautionary tales, that the heroes who were told too much of their future doomed themself to fulfill them - that them fighting the prophecies led to their completion. merlin takes it to heart and gives a big āfuck youā to kilgharrah before forging his own fate and helping morgana with her magic and handing out an olive branch to mordred and now everyone can live happily and peacefully in an albion teeming with magic.
#merlin and arthur are of course at each others side in the end#merlin is curled up with arthur in their bed and says a silent thank you to his king for saving him#arthur returns the sentiment wholeheartedly#bbc merlin#merlin emrys#arthur pendragon#merthur#fic idea#fanfic#fanfiction#headcanon#hc#head canon#merthur prompt#i have my own hc of fate vs destiny in bbc merlin and i like to incorporate that into everything i write#but then i realize that not everyone thinks that way lmao#i like to think that destiny is unavoidable. merlin and arthur are destined to form albion and lead it together#i think fate is like a fragile version of destiny#i think most people are tied to fate and will follow what they are fated to do unless those who arent tied down by fate change course#like i hc that seers are able to see the potential future of what is to happen should they not interfere#and the goddess leaves it up to them to choose. so like seers arent tied down by fate and can change the course of history#since merlin is literally magic incarnate i also think he isnt tied down by fate and can act to change things#kilgharrah told merlin the prophecy that would result in the dragon getting free and ending the pendragon line#and since merlin never got close w like any druids or magic users. no one told him the inner workings of fate vs destiny#so he listened to the dragons warnings dooming him to fulfill the prophecy that brought about one of the worst possible futures#bc the dragon was salty about his whole species being eradicated by uther and vowed to destroy the pendragon line#omg im ranting okay post over thank you and good night
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You know those fics where the Kaito KID taskforce are so unbelievably fond of their thief and vice versa? The ones where it's not quite the taskforce letting him get away but more like "Yea, KID dropped this other, more dangerous criminal on our lap so surely this is much more important than catching him right? Also, I dont want him dead."
I love those (and if anyone have any pls send them my way) but I need a fic where it somehow came out that the KID they're chasing is the son of the previous KID (extra points for them realizing old!KID abandoned new!KID as a child) and now they gotta pick where their loyalties lie.
(AKA Kuroba Toichi bashing on his KID persona via the taskforce)
#dcmk#kaito kid#kuroba kaito#kuroba toichi#magic kaito#detective conan#my thoughts#hmm maybe#ill flesh it out one day and make it into#my fic#is this abt me being salty at m27#specifically the part where toichi is alive#yes
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two pals being nineties and stuff
scene from Stuck on Rewind on ao3
#steddie#steddie fic#eddie munson#steve harrington#stranger things#from what I've seen the fic is flopping so posting the unused drawings is the least I can do lol#maybe I'll try omegaverse next bc it seems like those vaguely sexist & regressive wolf cock stories have a wide audience#sorry for being salty lol but I just like this one even if its painful and kinda ooc
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As Above, So Below | Chapter 29: Exceptions| Viktor [Arcane] // Male Reader | Rating: M Throughout
Word Count: ~4.9k Summary: Viktor pushes your buttons until he's busy with other activities Tags: swearing, sexual tension, flirting, kissing, mage-y stuff Last Chpt: First Aid
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Some silent moments pass as you finish patching Viktor upāthankfully without further mention of the kind of effect he has on your nervous system.
The wind still howls, the snowstorm still rages on, but the two of you couldnāt be bothered inside these walls.
The air settles easily between you as you trail off into lighter conversationsāViktorās voice dropping low and gentle as he tells you more about the little things that shape his life.
Like how he loves crossword puzzles, the sound of birds singing in the morning, and skipping stones on the water at dusk. That he likes to have something to sip on when he finds time to cook. That he hates public speaking. That heās trying to stop picking at the callouses on his palms when he fidgets.
You share your own quirks and stories tooātelling him about your ever-growing record collection, how Jeff followed you home from the Freljord, how you canāt dance for shit but know your way around the pole at the brothel.
You tell him that you donāt particularly miss your father, but you do miss his war horse. That you also prefer cooking with a drink in hand, and that youāve been meaning to finish a puzzle that Viktor said he spotted at R&Rās.
When he politely asks if he can help you with it, youāre not sure how anyone could ever tell this man no when his eyes are beaming with that much excitement.
Which is also why you donāt have the heart to tell him that itās not finished because deep down, you hated that puzzle down to its microscopic, way-too-identical, 3,000-piece guts.
It hurt your back to bend over it for so long, it was likely missing a minimum of a dozen pieces at this point, hellāeven the image of some obscure landscape didnāt even pique your interest.
But Viktor does.
And who were you to rob him of the little things that he found joy in. To robĀ yourselfĀ of more time that you could spend with him.
Of course you agree.
Youāre about to cap the salve and pack it up when Viktorās question shifts the conversation back to everything thatās just transpired.
āDoes ehhā¦anyone else know about you? About what you can do?ā His question comes quietly and youāre not sure youāll ever get use to how tender his voice sounds when heās curious about something sensitive.
āRemy. And my fenceā¦friend?...ā You tinker with that title mentally before shrugging the semantics away. āā¦but I uhā¦I donāt think he remembers.ā You scoff under your breath at that probability.
āWhat?ā His brow quirks and you realize Viktor doesnāt know anything about Kass. āIām failing to see howĀ thisĀ is a forgettable experience.ā
Youāre amused that heās more curious about the manās memory rather than his questionable occupation, but try to answer all the same. āKass uhā¦frequently dips into the pool of mind-altering substances.ā
āAh,ā The machinist offers a small smile and a āYes, I suppose that would do it.ā to let that fact lie for now.
You offer a weak grin in return and try to give him a little more context. āHeās the one that said to ditch my backpack for the shoulder suspenders.ā
āThe one who said you would look like a workaholic?ā
āThatās him.ā
āHm.ā
He pauses with that information and you try to decipher where his mind went. Rather than pry, you just give him a little more. āHe can be a lot. Definitely has some demons hot on his heels, but I think you would like him.ā
āIf he suggested that you wear those suspenders, I already do.ā
Before you light up the room for the third godsdamned time you pull your hand from Viktorās and let the glow slowly subside from your fingertips. You quickly eye the leather accessory in the corner of the room, still drying out near the fire when Viktorās voice pulls your attention back to him.
āSo, Iām only the third person who knowsā¦that youāre a mage, I mean.ā
His reversion back to the original topic at hand is not unwelcome. You nod, the realization finally hitting you that youāve allowed this crush of three days in on one of the most vulnerable parts about you. A choice your father wouldāve punished you for. Something he wouldāve said would be the death of you if you didnāt put Viktor down first.
But you sit calmly, confident in your decision being the right one.
āI justā¦for both of our safety, have to ask you not to tell anyone elseā¦I know thatās not fairāā
āOf course thatās fair.ā He interrupts your incoming trail of apologies and you feel that his fingers shifted from his leg to the side of your knee. āAnd you have my word.ā His swift understanding only furthers your conviction and your fatherās voice immediately fades from your mind. āThough, Iām curiousāwith so few people that knowāwhat made you trust me?ā
āIt wasā¦kind of a gut feelingā¦?ā
āSharing something that personal is driven by your microbiome?ā
āItās hard to describe.ā
āTry me?ā
He clearly wants more, still not sure if youāre being completely honest. You try to explain it better.
āI used to think it was my mother looking out for me. Iām not so sure about that. Maybe it's just intuition, butā¦sometimes I get thisā¦pull. I donāt have a better word but itās strong. And I know I can trust itā¦so I know I can trust you tooā¦ā
Viktorās expression softens and he seems to understand despite your poorly worded explanation. You reach for a washrag to dab up any excess salve and it hits why you showed the other man what you could do in the first place.
āThis happened when you tripped up that pickpocket didnāt it?ā You reach for his arm to assess his wrist one more time, feeling good about your work after checking for any residual inflammation.
Feeling good about having an almost-normal excuse to hold his hand again as well.
Viktor inhales through his mouth which quickly turns into a lopsided grin. He pauses, pressing his lips back together again without saying a word and flicks his gaze from your hands back up.
Feeling his eyes on yours, you stop what youāre doing to glance up at him. In an instant you realize his boyish āIāve been caughtā expression has probably kept him out of trouble in many instances. Endearing was an understatement you think to yourself as your voice wavers.
āYouāve been sore all night?ā The space in between your brows pinch together as that thought sinks in.
āThat wrist is usually sore by the end of every night.ā Viktor shrugs offhandedly like it was nothing for him until you catch him peering at his cane in the corner of your eye. You wondered quietly if that was the cause of said everyday soreness.
āWhy didnāt you say something?ā
āI didnāt want to ruin the night.ā
āRuin the night? You didnāt capsize a boat.ā
āThat didnāt ruin the night.ā
āThis certainly wouldnāt have either.ā
A quiet āHm.ā is all he mumbles as he notices youāve finished up. Thereās a small selfish part of you that wants to pretend like youāre still working so you can keep his hand in yours awhile longer, but you loosen your grip as a signal that it was fine to move.
āHowās that feel? Any better?ā
Viktor lifts his hand to stretch out his fingers, eyes widening after he experimentally rolls out his wrist. The disbelief that surfaces in his expression evident as he turns his hand with ease. āItāyes much more than usualā¦ā He eyes the salve then your hand before his gaze finds yours again. āHowā¦is that possiā?ā The wily expression that plagues you gives Viktor pause, apprehensively tilting his head, jaw still slack with a brow arched. āā¦Whatā¦?ā
āJust thinking about what it wouldāve been like if you wouldāve told me sooner.ā Itās the first time youāve thrown a little shade at Viktor. You know the man is quick, but you werenāt fully prepared for how he fully throws it right back.
With a toothy grin, he scoffs. Pressing his tongue to cheek and begrudgingly nodding at your comment with an āAhā¦ā Viktorās demeanor shifts into something more playful, catching you completely off guard when he abruptly stands without warning. You reflexively scoot back, nearly falling off of the footrest as you do. He only gives you a teasing shrugāyou can practically hear the sarcastic āwhoopsā he wants to say before he makes his way towards the door.
Your brows furrow as you get up to shadow him, a puzzled grin forming more fully with each step. āWhat areā¦ā A chuckle escapes you as you try to figure out what heās up to. āWhere are you going now?ā
āOh.ā He turns his head like he isnāt aware that he has you perfectly confused, motioning to the door with brows raised in feigned innocence. āJust thinking about taking mistress Linda up on that sleepover she so graciously offered.ā
āMistress Lināis that actually her name?ā Amusement seeps into your tone at his empty threat of joining the woman who recently propositioned him.
āSure.ā
āSuuure?ā You watch Viktor bite back a laugh as you call him out. āYou donāt know her name, but youāre ready to jump into bed with her?ā You muse as you take a step closer to him. āYou donāt seem the type.ā
āIāve been known to make exceptions.ā He reaches for the doorknob, giving you a lighthearted challenge before shrugging nonchalantly. āAnd Iāve done worse.ā The way he delivers the line, you have to believe him. And the pause it gives you is palpable.
You stand speechless for a moment while he cocks a brow at you to test his honesty. But you do no such thing. Youāre not sure how far heās gone with anyone, but you begin to realize that he may have more experience than you mightāve initially anticipated.
And based on the sly smile beginning to weave into lips that you imagine would look much better in between your teethā¦you figure your theory is likely correct.
As he slowly starts to tease apart your self-control, you had to admit, Viktor has you wrapped around his little finger when heās like this.
Crafty and collected and completely merciless with keeping you on your toes.
Toying with you and testing the waters to see if you were willing to go toe-to-toe with him.
And while your elusive confidence usually made it difficult to find the right words when he was around, wit was a game that brought it back to the forefront.
So, you bite.
āYou could also do better.ā
Secretly, youāre just as taken aback as Viktor looks as soon as the words leave your mouth. But still, you double-down and take a step towards the man whose hand is now slowly slipping off of the doorās handle. He collects himself with a small nodāa touchĆ© before starting to level with you.
āSo, your intentionsĀ wereĀ to bed me in a cheap room after all?ā
āBedĀ you?ā You repeat back, his choice of words throwing you for a loop before you pick at the details of his accusation. āViktor, this is far from cheap.ā
āYouāre not denying it?ā
āDenying what?ā
His small turn on his heels draws you a little closer, clearly not backing down from this subtle dance as he quips back.
āIf you want to play coy you shouldāve stayed in the river.ā
āCoyā¦was that a fish pun?ā
āYou do seem to love those.ā
His crooked grin adequately accents his unfortunately true accusationā¦you do appreciate the occasional tasteful pun.
āClearly not as much as you seem to love Linda.ā
It wasnāt your best counterpoint. You were struggling with your rebuttal after taking another step and catching the familiar scent of smoke from the stove and cardamom from Viktor. The smallest hint of herbal soap from his damp hair and the crisp outside air from the cracked window. Each aroma clashing beautifully against the otherāstunning your senses into understanding the proximity closing in.
āWeāre just going toĀ talk, her and I.ā
Ohhhh, you could kick yourself for that stupid fucking slip up right about now.
You understand exactly what heās doing with his reclamation of your words. He wants to hear you say it. Wants to hear what you want. Wants to watch you grapple for control of this back-and-forth, of your flawed logic.
Wants to see you squirm when he fully turns to face you, his chest almost bumping against yours as he straightens his back.
You give in, allowing him to entertain the meaning as much as heād like.
āI think your mouth might be too busy for that.ā
Your new favorite color returns in earnest, staining his cheeks more quickly than he can hide it.
Look at that, youāre back in control.
His smug grin quickly dissolves into hushed breaths, lips parted when you subtly steal a glance at them only to find that heās trying to steal a glance at yours as well.
Your heart betrays its sure rhythmā¦until the other man decides to join you in playing coy, instantly dragging you back into another rapid-fire exchange.
āWhatever do you mean, [Y/n]?ā
āIāll tell you when youāre older.ā
āQuite the smart ass.ā
āQuite the smart tongue.ā
āIn more ways than you know.ā
āLucky Linda.ā
āUnlucky you.ā
āUnluckyā¦me?ā
Your voice breaks quietly before you drop your gazeātaking in the meaning behind bold words and wondering how much weight was behind them until he solidifies it.
āMmhm.ā
Slowly succumbing to the familiar feeling of defeat as Viktor gets the upper hand of your repartee. Your eyes dart aimlessly over him as you try to pull your thoughts together in a desperate attempt to gain it back.
He catches your pause and quirks a brow, looking quite pleased to have you reeling under his words. With a sigh of exaggerated disappointment complete with a quick click of his tongue, he adds fuel to your fire just as easily as the hearth heās fed.
āAnd here I thought you had a knack for getting what you wanted.ā
Gods you wanted that. Wanted to push him right up against that fucking door. Wanted to close the gap between you, wipe that sly smirk off his face, and make better use of his quick tongue. Wanted to prove that his assumption about you was correctāthat you were a person capable of going for what you wantedā¦or even that you could be for that matter.
For him at leastā¦you wanted to be.
But there you stood. Wrestling with doubt and nerves and ego as you showed the icicles forming on the windowsill what it really means to be frozen in place.
Then it hits you. That small, hushed piece of information that slipped from the other manās lips not so long ago.
You decide to take one more stab, relying on Viktorās integrity when he dismissed mistress whoever-the-fuck within your earshot.
āAnd here I thought you were exactly where you wanted to be tonight.ā
Loosening fingers fall the rest of the way from the handle only to be pressed flat against the door behind him. His knuckles carve white into the back of the hand that grips his cane a little bit tighter now. Itās small, subtleābut proof that youāve rattled his relatively unflappable demeanor.
Something in him changes and at first you struggle to decipher it. His muscles look tense, particularly the ones in his shoulders as he makes an effort to hold his head high even with his back literally and metaphorically against the wall. You canāt tell if heās surprised that you heard that part of their conversation, or if the meaning behind that sentence actually scared him.
When he pushes his weight off the door it takes every ounce of your being to stay collected. To maintain eye contact with a gaze that was becoming all too easy to drown in. To shake the shiver rolling down your spine when he answers you.
āI amā¦ā
He speaks with confidence but the way honeyed eyes are frantically searching yours says otherwise. Uncertainty becomes apparent as he watches you watching him, his head dipping slowly downward with growing apprehension as he finishes his sentence softer than before.
āā¦wellā¦almost.ā
His breathing gets shaky, stuttering in his chest as it rises and falls. Uncertainty is one thing, but youāre realizing itās more than that.
āAlmost?ā
Heās nervous.
āAlmost.ā
Just like you.
ā¦
But unlike you,
āWhereā¦would you rather beā¦?ā
Nerves donāt get in the way of what he wants.
ā¦
ā¦
ā¦
āā¦here.ā
Viktorās voice softens and before you can speculateābefore he has a chance to change his mindāhe leans forward to close the gap separating you.
His lips press against yours with a tenderness that stuns you into place. Heās unhurried. Resolute. Like kissing you was the most natural thing in the world for him.
Like he was in fact, exactly where he wanted to be for the night.
Regardless of his finesse, your body goes rigid as you reflexively grab ahold of his forearm for support.
ā¦Which he doesnāt seem to mind in the slightest.
He returns your stiff grip with a tentative touchāhis fingers extending lightly along the underside of your armāsoothing you despite the tight hold you have on him.
Itās such a small, soft motionā¦but it settles you. Immediately for that matter. Thatās when it hits you that Viktor was actually right about what he said earlier.
Time really had no place when he was with you.
In the span of a sharp breath, you donāt know at which point your eyes fluttered shut. Or when you stopped thinking. Let alone when you stopped breathing. When your grip loosened, when your jaw unclenched. When your worries lifted into nothingness.
When the noise settled and everything finally feltā¦still.
Something you havenāt felt in yearsā¦
And just in time for Viktor to pull away.
As you feel him shift his weight back you all but catch yourself from greedily leaning forward. Leaving you looking practically starved, and clearly craving more than a mere sampleā¦as delicious as it was.
Not yet ready to relinquish the small peck, your eyes hold onto what your lips couldnāt.
Doused with the same state, Viktorās own lips remain parted, likely still lingering with the sensation of having yours pressed against them. A sensation it seemed he also wasnāt quite ready to surrender by the looks of it.
When your eyes meet, heavy and cautious and equally full of need for the other, Viktor tilts his head just slightly. His dark brows furrow, knitted with contemplation or curiosityāmaybe both. But you recognize the purpose behind that look.
Heās trying to read you.
And rivaling the very book you pulled from the shelf, you let him.
He easily pages through your wanting expression, mulls over your body language until you catch him glance back at your mouth with a gaze that transitions from reserved to ravenous in a blink before meeting your eyes again.
Neither of you say a word. Neither of you have to.
He just quirks a brow at you.
Quicker than usual.
More intentional.
Not at all the expression youāve seen when something has piqued his curiosity. Or when heās wanting more insight that was initially provided.
No, this was something else.
This was a wordless way to say, āyour moveā. An affirmation that there could be more if you wanted it. Wanted him.
This wasnāt a request for more information.
It was a request for moreā¦of you.
ā¦
Maybe itās just your imagination, but in the corner of your eye, you couldāve sworn you saw one of the icicles break away from the sill.
ā¦
Turns out youāre tired of being frozen too.
Finally, you moveāleaning forward and tipping your head to catch Viktorās lips more fully than before. You can hear him inhale sharply at the sudden contact, can picture his brows pinching together in concentrationā¦
ā¦can feel his back hit the wall with a resounding āthud' as your actions come a bit more rushed than you intended. A soft āmmphā escapes from his lips to yours at the impact, his hand jerking from your forearm to your delt for balance, but he doesnāt break the kiss.
Still, you consider pulling back to make sure heās alright. To apologize for quite literally throwing yourself at the other man. You place your hands against the surface on either side of his hips, bracing to push yourself away.
But his arm wraps around your shoulders insteadāpulling you closer and reassuring you that heās okay. That this is okay.
ā¦more than okay.
It doesnāt seem like his first kiss, and it definitely isnāt yours, but judging by how much you both have clearly been wanting this, it might as well be.
Your hands are clumsy when you blindly reach for his waistāscraping your knuckles on the wooden door as you add to the symphony of thuds pounding against it.
And Viktorās moments are no smoother.
Abandoning his support, his palm warms your cheek as slender fingers splay wildly against your ear and neck. You can feel him straining, his digits curling slightly before releasingālike he was holding onto his self-control by a thread. Fighting with himself from being too rough with you.
Too hungry for you.
Too consumed by you to care that his actions are quickly followed by a boisterous clank as his cane hits the floor.
ā¦Which only seems to spur you both on.
Viktorās lips crash against yours again and again. Each kiss becoming more desperate than the last with each breath sounding harsher in between. Your need for each other easily outweighing the desire to come up for air as the sound of huffs fill the room.
A small experimental press into your shoulder has you shift your stance, staggering your legs in between Viktorās to accommodate the slight imbalance. You can feel his weight begin to fully settle onto you and you happily hold him against the door while his other hand drifts from your cheek.
Inch by agonizing inch his hand trails downwardsāreading the lines that have shaped your history and sculpted your features like brail under his fingertips. His touch is cautiousā¦curiousāmoving carefully over your chest, following each curve that dips around tense muscles and scars that never healed quite right.
You sigh into him while he explores you, pausing his pursuit on the raised line left from a bullet grazing you the day your parents died. He tables the questions churning in his mind to tilt his head and kiss you deeper.
Soothe your old wounds with magic of his own.
He presses his lips to yours more gently than the last time, slowing the adrenaline-fueled pace before you feel the featherlight touch of his tongue brushing along your lower lip. Your breath hitches as you savor how soft he is with you. How his movements are so delicate despite the tangible desire brimming just beneath their surface.
Itās quite the dichotomy. Strong enough to knock the air out of you.
In the form of a moan, sure. Which Viktor gladly muffles when he feels you part your lips for him. His tongue eagerly begins to dance with yours, moving slowly at first while he gets use to you before easily falling into a back and forth of give and take.
The thin fabric of his shirt leaves little to the imagination as your own hands begin to wander, running up his back before languidly trailing down again. He arches into your touchāpulls you closer while you start to memorize the curvature of his spine, the edges of his shoulder blades, the indents of his hips.
Itās effortlessāgetting lost in Viktor. His skin radiates a warmth that draws you in like a moth to a flame. You canāt help but consider the likelihood of his rising temperature being a byproduct of the arcane that recently resonated inside of him.
And that gives you an unexpected rush that you canāt explain.
Something along the lines of he can understand you on a base level that no one else has been able to even come close to reaching. Knows what itās like to have something entirely unruly course through his veins without a compass or care. Knows the static and heat and tension and release of it all.
A micro-dosed version of it, sure.
A micro dose is more than enough in a world sober of magic. And more than enough to fully lose your inhibitions with him.
Deft fingers drag slow as molasses along your stomach, rippling over the contours that are already wound tightly in knots. You can feel him hum approvingly, clearly enjoying how your muscles tense under his teasing.
But not as much as you enjoy the sound he makes when you catch his lip between your teeth.
Itās a hushed groan caught in the crosshairs of surprise and pleasure. Barely above a murmur, but audible evidence that heās come a little more undone. You give a light tug and match the subdued sigh that you pull from his lips, warmth blooming in your chest while his fingers dig into your shoulder and abdomen.
When you let go you can feel his smile while he chases evasive breaths, lips catching on yours lightly with each word that passes from them.
āAnd youā¦ā He chuckles softly before finishing. āā¦said you donāt bite.ā He follows his statement by taking the leadāpushing himself off the door, snaking an arm around your waist, and taking shallow steps to walk you backwards.
āI madeā¦ā You grin at his callback, trying to find your breath as well in between kisses and footsteps. āā¦an exception.ā
āDo you make those often?ā His voice sounds shot, graveled with passion that grows with each step. āExceptionsā¦ā
āFrom time to time.ā Your ears are burning and youāve been so caught up in his aftershocks that you barely notice the pressure thatās caused your skimpy ass shorts to get tighter. You reinforce your own voice, playing into his question that you know is alluding to the common rules of a first date. āWeāve already made quite a fewā¦ā
āWhat likeā¦assault?ā
His clever response causes you to grin into a small kiss, your tongue teasing his before you correct him. āWell, battery. Technically.ā
āThatāsā¦not better.ā
After another kiss, another step you manage to answer back with a crime of his own from the evening. āAnd how about theft?ā
A playful nibble on your lip hitches your breath before he hums another rule broken from the list. āMm. Vandalism.ā
Gradually you get use to letting him steer you blind, your movements shifting from an uneven shuffle to steady-ish steps. You figure he trusted you mending him with raw magicāyou can trust him not to let you fall on these expensive floors.
Not that you would care at this point anyway.
ļæ½ļæ½Canāt forget about gambling.ā
āOf course not.ā
The backs of your knees hit the bedframe and you both stop in your tracks.
His focus travels.
Yours follows.
A glance behind you puts the luxe mattress layered with more blankets and pillows than you have in your entire loft into plain view. The implications of what comes after sitting heavy in the air as Viktorās hands fall to your hips.
Your half-lidded vision is blurred but mesmerized by the way his whiskey eyes drink you in. His gaze moves down your chest and over your stomach until it drops low enough to make your cheeks flush.
āWe couldā¦just retire for the night, [Y/n].ā His tone gives you all of the comfort in the world that it was okay to do so as he lifts a hand to cradle your cheek. āFalling asleep beside youāā He pauses, a sincere smile pulling at his lips while he imagines what that looks like. āThat would be enough for me.ā
Kind, warm eyes reflect the honesty behind sweet words. You match his smile and get lost in his touch, leaning into his palm before placing your hand on his. Thin fabric still leaving little to the imagination, you only have to glimpse down for a second to steel your thoughts into a word.
āUnlessā¦?ā
āUnlessā¦ā Warm ignites into to a smolder, sweet swiftly becomes sultry, and his touch fades from your cheek to fidget with the hem of your shirt.
āYouād like to make one more exception with meā¦ā
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A/N: Oh it's HEATIN' UP--thanks to everyone for being patient with this chapter, it took a minute to fully form and write up and I hope it gives some warm fuzzies during these TRYING times :) Also wanted to say hi hello and welcome to any new folks! I am loving every comment, they seriously make my day. I'm so glad y'all are here and hope you enjoy the read! This is definitely a longer fic that started as a comfort read/be a place to visit if you've had a hard day and has turned into an entire story that I'm really excited to continue. I'm not sure how far into season 2 we'll go yet since we still have a few episodes left, but I'll be sure to include some tidbits and little easter eggs regardless of where to story finishes.Ā Thank you also for the follows, feedback, likes, shares and everything in between. It means the world to me and I'm beyond humbled this lil thing has brought some folks even a little bit of joy.Ā If you're feeling wild, my ko-fi is linked to my pinned post and in my lil sidebar (no pressure ever, I do this for free and because I love it)...But if there's a dollar in there I will be telling my homophobic dad his son made a buck writing gay smut at the family dinner next week.Ā
And if that isn't success I don't know what is. Anyway, thank you again for reading and I hope everyone is doing well out there! Cheers, Ghost
#viktor x reader#arcane viktor x reader#arcane x male reader#viktor arcane#viktor arcane x reader#viktor arcane x male reader#arcane fanfic#viktor#arcane viktor#as above so below fic#that salty ghost fic
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(can you tell that I'm really salty about what happened to them?)
mostly salty about Luka cause he's my favorite character (to be a luka fan is to suffer)
#my art#mlb#shitpost#luka couffaine#chloe bourgeois#miraculous ladybug#artists on tumblr#the writers knew that they would be too good for this show if they gave them arcs/kept them in the show#NOT A SHIP POST BTW#run#i dont think any amout of fix it fics could fix THIS wound#luka was just too mentally stable for this show /j#man#im very salty
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i choked on my lemonade XD
heās gonna bring this up all the time isnāt he?
kdj: hey why didnāt you text back when i asked you what you wanted for dinner?
yjh: oh you mean itās not written in your damn book?
#heās so salty i canāt#itās a fun post cannon fic idea#omniscient reader's viewpoint#kim dokja#omniscent reader#orv kdj#orv kim dokja#joongdok#yoo joonghyuk#yoo junghyuk#orv spoilers#the orv reading experience#fic ideas#orv350to399#fav
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something something these guys are almost always used as just a sidepiece to grian
#my art#salty moment#im not maintagging this#slight rant below#just. grr. mumbo barely has any fics and such centered around him#scar is almost always used to further grian and his angst#not to mention. some depictions of desert duo are like. fucking abusive??#hrghh :/#and bigb.... he got attention through the cheating arc of dl and nothing else#and also the hole. but even the hole kind of got made about grian too#bigb is cool. appreciate him more in general#anyway if ya dont agree. leave me alone thank you <3#also ssorry if the art is low quality it was a quick doodle before dinner jeiaefijwi#blinky by stiffyck
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Badly made comic of And So The Moon Wept bc it just finished and Iām devastated
ā¼ļøCHAPTER 15 SPOILERSā¼ļø
I wanted to make one more page between the second and third bc pacing, but I didnāt wanna rethink all three of those pagesā compositions. Itās pretty ass bc itās all sketches, but the last ones came out pretty decent I thinkš
(Donāt look at the house too closely, I really didnāt wanna look at a reference so I just freestyled it)
Scrapped versions bc idk
Now that thatās out the way, Iāll start with the ranting, you can leave now this is for me
THE ENDINGāļø DAMNāļøāļøāļø
I would start rereading immediately to see all the details and analyze the psychology of the ātsukuyomi worldā characters BUT I unfortunately have my global exams next week š„²
Warning for -1000 media literacyā¼ļø while writing all this I remembered that my memory is bad an my analytical skills are even worse! So be warned :p
BUT ANYWAY!! This was a top tear fanfic, seriously at no point did I consider the infinite tsukuyomi as a possibility. And I think this has to do with the fact that the psychology and individual lives of the characters in this dream were so well developed. Thereās so many POVs! And theyāre so complex and detailed!! Really makes you wonder if this was really the tsukuyomi or if Kakashiās consciousness was sent to a different world all together. Which is what makes it so terribly tragic. Kakashi lived so many years in this perfect world just to regain all his memories and find out that it really was all fake, a world made up entirely of his own fantasies.
Oh and what a fantasy it was, getting hit by that boulder and fucking dying! The only reason he got to live was bc of āHoundā (which could be interpreted as his consciousness telling him to wake tf up). Everything felt so wrong to Kakashi not because he noticed this things werenāt right, but bc he was never meant to live in this world. This was the prefect reality for everyone around him, his dream, a world without him (FUCK BROšššš). Which is the reason why I think the characters are so three dimensional in this dream, maybe, idk bro I just made this up.
But even then, things donāt exactly add up (if you think about it they do BUT SHHHHHH LET ME DREAM). Why did some characters suffer so much if this was meant to be a better world for everyone else? Why did Rinās parentās die? Why did Sakumo try suicide so many times?
We know Rinās and Obitoās relationship started declining when Rin didnāt believe Obito when he swore up and down that Kakashi was somehow alive (which IS Houndās fault in a way, he saved Kakashi and thatās why Obito saw Kakashi sinking into the ground, making him believe that Kakashi didnāt die), but it goes farther than that. Rinās real problem with Obito was that he was so stuck on his dead teammate that he neglected the rest of his living team, Kakashi was literally everything he thought about to the point it started negatively affecting others (which, yeah him being obsessed is pretty normal considering that Kakashi was part of the reason he activated his sharingan and THE reason he activated the Mangekyo). So what did he do? Go hang out with the one other person who would ALSO only think of Kakashi all day, Sakumo. Obito eventually accepted that Kakashi was dead, but he and Rin never reconnected.
Was this really the perfect ending for them? Come on tsukuyomi, youāre more creative than that.
For some reason I think that the tsukuyomi was freestyling all this. Bc (by my interpretation) the point of Kakashiās dream was that he died at Kannabi Bridge instead of Obito, period. The rest is extra stuff bc their lives have to go on ig? Or maybe the infinite tsukuyomi is really big brained and depicted a realistic depiction of šļøšļøšļøHOLD THE FUCK UP IāM DUMB I JUST FIGURED SMTH OUT
Bro this is why I need to reread this instead of talking to myself when I donāt remember half the details in the fic.
OK SO HOUND DID FUCK SHIT UPš„š„š„
I was trying to think why Sakumo would be alive (if my shit theory above was true, which it isnāt but Iām not deleting all that) AND IT WAS BC SAKUMO NOT KILLING HIMSELF IS HIS PERFECT WORLD šššš. The one thing Iām not so sure ab is Kannabi (I bet if I keep writing this Iāll find the answer) bc Obito WAS gonna get hit by that rock, but hey, he entered the dream after the Obito reveal so maybe his consciousness already knew he would survive, so maybe heād just appear later in the dream idk. BUT BRO šššššššššš WAS HE ACTUALLY SUPPOSED TO COME BACK HOME TO HIS DAD??? AND THEN HIS CONSCIOUSNESS KICKED IN AND HE SAVED OBITO INSTEAD??!!,.. oh Iām sick, this is so evil
That would literally make everything make sense. He derailed the dream so bad that it fucked everything up, making it no longer a perfect world but more similar to reality. If he really was supposed to die, then why did his death have such negative repercussions on everyone he loves? It that was his dream, wouldnāt it be a better world with everybody happy? He wasnāt supposed to die at Kannabi but Hound appeared and saved Obito from a rock, causing a massive butterfly effect.
Pretty romantic if you asked me, āI would leave behind my perfect world just to save you form getting hurtā like damn, itās not like he remembered that Obito survived at this point in time, but still STOPP IāM DOING IT AGAIN IāM FOCUSING ON THE DETAILS AND NOT THE BIGGER PICTURE AAAA
El cazador de elefantes by Def Con Dos is a pretty good song, hm
Where was I going with this? Donāt remember tbh
This is kinda long, Iām stopping here. Bye internet void āļø
#and so the moon wept#astmw#kakashi hatake#obkk#kakaobi#kkob#obikaka#obito uchiha#fic rec#bro imagine this wasnāt tsukuyomi but Kakashiās consciousness really was sent to another reality#obito salty bc itās midnight and they have a mission tomorrow: wtf do you mean what colour is the moon#kakashi stressed bc he just regained all his memories and all these years mightāve not been real: just respond bro#obito being sarcastic: well obviously itās red! šš#and then kakashi fucking dies#it would be so funny actually#oh YOUR kakashiās dead#ours is just fine over there#points at the most depressed man alive#the reading comprehension devil got me bro#dw I just need a few days to think all the story over#iām just too excited now that itās over and am focusing too much on details#and many of the details I donāt remember yet bc my memory is ass
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i think fandom spaces would become much more enjoyable across the board if people stopped flipping their pancakes over other fans enjoying characters that they don't like. or, god forbid, like them but in 'the wrong way.'
#salty peak sect š§#jin guangyao#jgy haters you do realize that you are as integral a part of this wheel of dead horse reincarnation as jgy stans are. right?#you realize that our liking jgy and believing he did good things does not in any way detract from your ability to enjoy wei wuxian#as your specialist good boy. right?#you realize you could just scroll past takes about people enjoying jgy without deciding to drop your own pass-agg vaguepost#questioning our morality in the tags. right?#you get that it's weird to act like we're the weird ones for responding to provocation. you have to get that that is a weird way to think.#consider instead: staying in your lane!! minding your business!!!#you can in fact just leave us alone! you can do that! the power is yours!!#nb: this is not directed at the people who have genuine questions/commentary about jgy that are critical in nature. that's fine.#please recognize i am not talking about you!#i scroll past so many of your posts even tho i disagree with them#because your stuff is not the stuff that is making me benafflecksmoking.jpeg#maybe sometimes i'll comment if i think i have something useful to add#and if i think OP is not going to be a dick#most of the time i frankly would rather get high and read xiyao fanfic#that is usually why i am in the tags: to read fic and look at cute fanart#i am not visiting the tags because i want to pick a fight! truly i'm not!#however. if you start one. i will probably finish it. š hth
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AA wives: Astarion's asshole is the wrong color!! My self-insert would never eat his ass if that were this color. You're not letting me roleplay eating Astarion's ass even a little bit. This isn't a roleplaying game anymore it's a morality simulator. You're forcing morality into the game by making a point about only eating a certain color of ass. Also you're kinkshaming me so much. I'm an adult. I will harass you about this until you give in.
Larian, on their hands and knees wearing a dog collar: Yes ma'am right away ma'am please send us the exact hex code of the color you want it to be and we will change it posthaste
#bg3#bg3 fandom critical#larian critical#i was gonna play some more bg3 this weekend but i have lost so much respect for larian i kinda don't even wanna touch the game anymore kdfj#like i'm not even salty abt the aa shit i literally don't care what they did (also apparently a buncha aa ppl aren't happy with it anyway)#i just think it's the pandering is such a weasely and cowardly thing in general#like ur rly gonna let the most annoying and loud minority dictate the camera angles and animations of your multimillion dollar game?#bros ... the state of this world kdfjghdkfjhd#it's so pathetic it's honestly kinda funny#can't wait to pirate their next game though#girlies you are not getting another cent out of me#cuz what would be the point in buying your next game if by the end of its life cycle it's gonna be an entirely different game#remember when you just bought a disc. and it had a game on it. and you installed and played the game. and that was it.#those were the times#remember when if you liked a headcanon you just wrote fic or drew fanart. remember when you didn't like canon you just ignored it#now people apparently feel entitled to micromanage their self-inserts expressions in cutscenes#good god
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crazy concept, but people can make jokes about bucktommy rawdogging each other while also wanting them to have sweet and soft tender moments, want them to be touchy and domestic and supportive, but also get each other off in the kinkiest ways possible.
it is, in fact, not one or the other, and it is also not fetishizing their relationship. funnily enough
#not to be salty on main but im sick of people staring drama over the stupidest shit#let these boys have all sides of a relationship! let them be romantic and cute while also having sex! that's how people work irl!#people are allowed to write 2k words of smut just as much as they're allowed to write 2k words of tooth-rotting fluff#that's what makes fanfiction so great#911 abc#911 show#evan buck buckely#evan buckley#bucktommy#911 fic#911 fanfic#tommy kinard
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