#this doesn't surprise me at all
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#im gonna find the all blue (black leg sanji)#i would never kick a lady (character study)#nosebleed potential (lemon/nsfw)#this doesn't surprise me at all#the dominance and deviance would be entirely dependent on his partner
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The bear trying to gaslight me into believing Claire and Carmy’s relationship was all sunshine by putting some never seen before flashbacks where he is suddenly smiling all the time… when the only thing we see season 2 is him miserable and worried and bathed in blue light everytime he is with or thinks about Claire, to the point he even had a panic attack about it????
#the bear spoilers#the bear#sydcarmy#i just don't get it. why if that was the goal they didn't framed it like that season 2??#like I might have believed their relationship more if u have gave me 1 of those scenes!! but u didn't!!#and now u want to erase history with new memories that happen… who knows when? because the timeline doesn't even fit??#im still in episode 5. but these bothered me so much… like it surprised me. because it was all flashbacks. but like am I crazy??
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still absolutely losing my mind over Lilia
#art#twisted wonderland#twisted wonderland spoilers#twisted wonderland episode 7 spoilers#twisted wonderland book 7 spoilers#sebek: wow we're so lucky to see lilia-sama at his fighting prime. so commanding! so powerful!#lilia: (straight up stuffs a frog in his mouth without breaking eye contact)#seriously though i did not think it was possible for me to enjoy lilia even more. and yet.#'dragon eggs need love in order to hatch'#ten year old me: gasp. i knew it.#the IMPLICATIONS though!#forget true love's kiss we have true love's baby dragon over here#also twst. twst please. i do feel i need to call you out a little bit on malleus' age#i don't really have a problem with it i was just. surprised.#i mean i GUESS the description of dragon ages was vague enough that malleus being under 200 doesn't inherently contradict it#it could've been clearer okay :(#that said it is true that the younger malleus is the more hilarious his whole world-weary immortal schtick is#'ah...you are all as infants in comparison to me. ' - malleus (age 19)#also lilia being a foundling does explain him not knowing his real birthday. so i will forgive (1) birth-related shenanigan.#auuuugh the parallels between lilia and silver#brb i need to go roll around on the ground and mutter to myself for a while
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i keep thinking about hobbies and how i often spill over myself to pick up new ones. i have adhd, i end up trying something for like a month and then just getting far enough in it that i move on, satisfied.
and that should be fine; but it's never fine.
i am a pretty decent artist; but i can't just make art for my dnd campaign, i should be selling dnd maps and character designs and scene setting pieces. i can't just make my friends matching earrings, i need to get an etsy and ship them internationally and take bulk orders. i make pretty good props and decorations and use them to throw my friends parties - but i should be running a party planning business and start taking paying clients and networking and putting my skills to actual use.
for some reason, i never figured out the specifics of pottery. it was a fun class and i enjoyed myself - and still, i'm embarrassed, years later, that i put in all that useless effort. everything i make has to be stunning. stellar. i should have applied myself more. maybe i'm too lazy. maybe i'm broken and selfish and needy. actually creative people would have kept going; they would be bettering themselves at every possible opportunity.
we find ourselves in this trap, even accidentally: we need to commodify our time, because it is a commodity. if we spend our efforts and our time not earning, isn't that the same thing as burning free money? and god forbid you ever take up a hobby that ends up being more expensive than you thought. you sit in your car and you look at the receipt and in your head you hear a conversation that isn't even happening - your mom or your friend or your partner all saying oh great. not this shit again. it's always something with you, and it never actually means anything.
i have realized this horrible thing, recently - i'll get excited to start a project, pick up a new hobby. and then i just... stop myself. i start thinking about the amount of time it will take, and how it'll look in my monthly budget. what if i can't even produce a good enough final product. sure, it's exciting to think about how i could make my friend her own custom dice. but i'm just polluting the earth if i don't get it right. better not bother. better not try.
restless, i get caught in the negative space. the feeling that oh god, i want to create. and that horrible sense - yeah, but i don't have the time to just put to waste.
#hobbies#writeblr#what stage of weirdness to write about hobbies on my hobby writing blog#although i know OBJECTIVELY i am a creative person#i often forget to label myself that bc i don't feel im an ARTISTIC person bc i don't do anything like that professionally#writing doesn't even feel like a hobby i think that surprises nobody for me to be like#it would be easier for me to stop . like. breathing.#which feels cheesy and trite but listen im running late for a meeting and all i really want to say is like#i couldn't even consider writing my hobby bc it makes my skin crawl bc it makes it sound like it's not important to me#bc we really devalue hobbies. like entirely.#it HAS to be a job. it must#also idk if this is clear but i personally get stuck in this space where i CANT create bc i am putting so much pressure on myself#to make it RIGHT#and im like ... idk i only have an hour#so probably shouldnt get involved in this thing
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hanging around sebastian is automatic code to become a mom friend
#hogwarts legacy#hogwarts legacy fanart#sebastian sallow#ominis gaunt#hogwarts legacy mc#fanart#as someone who uses petrify spell most of the time when i'm able to; i was surprised when he wanted to charge & started running ahead of me#tho in the end when i stopped he u-turned back to me so no harm was done 😂 he still got the scolding tho#he did go too far one matter; mouth gapping i went like sebastian u don't do thaat u doon't doo thaat to ur own ----- sebastian............#what baffled me he said what have u done instead of what have i done#ominis deserve a long apology letter from us#he doesn't deserve to be worried to death all the time
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woag .. otp
#fma#royai#riza hawkeye#roy mustang#talking to user chrysopoeias reminded me of this doodle i posted on twitter ages ago#im too dumb to make analysis textposts with my opinions so you get (checks notes) royai experiencing post nut clarity#about how funny i think it is that riza bases all her self value into how useful she is or isn't being#while roy is like wow.. i love riza can't believe she still by my side after all i've done ..#in the hospital scene after the lust fight where roy is scolding her there's a part he says he's going to keep trusting her with his back#and she looks genuinely surprised as if she really expected him to just throw her out because she failed and lost her utility#when he's mostly angry because riza gave up on life so easily and he doesn't want her to die. he can't live in a world without her#riza babe ur so mentally ill <3
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Silt Verses protagonists // Returning Home
#the silt verses#hi just realized carpenter and faulkner's returning home episodes are both chapter 9 of s2 and 3 respectively#idk what to do with this info#anyway something that makes me deeply emotional about this#just the way all of them return to it#paige expecting to come home to an empty abandoned place. surprised to find what's there. seeing the land as unpredictable.#carpenter knowing of the ruin of her previous childhood home. haunted more by the people she left behind. finding no comfort in being back.#faulkner being optimistic. saying perhaps his home could be a temple one day. this is the safest place i could be he says#(and I can't help but think about faulkner leaving marks before he left his home. so that no one else could find a home there.)#(both paige and faulkner returning home when they have no where else to go)#hayward looking up at his old home fondly. there's nothing left for him there. nothing he can find that he doesn't already have.#let her have the lie of me he says.
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I finally finally made these lines work, so here's Raphael acknowledging that you broke into his house but didn't steal the hammer (both variations depending on whether you made a deal or not)
(Those lines are currently impossible to get in the game because setting off the alarm in his house will automatically trigger his boss fight).
#if anyone was able to trigger these lines naturally please please let me know because I have no idea#also “chiding softly” really surprises me?#like he's not mad at all?#so this means you can go there fuck Haarlep steal his stuff (apart from the hammer) and he doesn't care lol#setting these flags manually is really easy I can make a tutorial if anyone's interested#video#mine#bg3#raphael bg3
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thinking about how death of the endless almost certainly knows by now that edwin payne and charles rowland run from her hand in hand each time she comes for a departing soul they've helped, and maybe she even lets them get a head start.
thinking about how both of them are so deserving of the peace her kind word and friendly face bring, but they are too terrified she'll separate them to ever receive the actual gift she could offer.
thinking about how it might just fix something in them both to just... sit in the office with death of the endless while she has a cuppa, or eats an apple, and tells her terrible corny jokes; and maybe it helps them realize that nothing would dare to ever part them in the afterlife or beyond— least of all death herself.
#dead boy detectives#dbda#payneland#yes i'm listening to the sandman score again can u tell#this post brought to you because i really think death should be their friend#she is so gentle. she is a balm. a soft breeze on a day that's the perfect temperature. they could use that...#(listen. they meet hob. then they meet dream through him. then they meet his sister and to their surprise she doesn't want to take them#then edwin realizes they're both related to despair whom he met in hell the second time and freaks the fuck out#meanwhile... desire is like oh you already know all about me babes. i don't need to come to this party. i'm already here)#the sandman
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top 10 sexiest moments in bl for you personally?
Only 10?
Okay some of these are screen caps tumblr as blocked so Imma name a few up top I can't show you, but there will be images as well, you just have to read on.
My Top Sexiest BL Moments of All Time
No specific order, way more than 10. Not sorry.
Eternal Yesterday - "whoa" scene
kiss x kiss x kiss: Perfect Scandal - "sweet senpai"
My Beautiful Man - the bloody finger
My Personal Weatherman - the shirt!
Old Fashion Cupcake - finger bite
Unknown - "you don't know my dreams"
Some More - you can kiss me, hyung
A First Love Story - pervert
Kiseki Dear to Me, this scene:
Love is Science - in the hotel closet
Okay,
THAILAND
2 Moons Ambassador - coitus interuptus
Ghost Host, Ghost House - THE LEG THIRST
I Feel You Linger in the Air - the OIL scene, holy fucking heck
KP - you know which one:
Love in Translation - that DAMN convenience store scene
Oh My Sunshine Night - that DAMN shower scene
Why R U? - THAT DAMN SAUNA SCENE
Secret Crush on You - the chain fence
The Sign - yeah most of it, the fantasies, but also that first sex scene
This Love Doesn't Have Long Beans - this distance shot
Y-Destiny ToruFirst - Dai si
(source)
This post dated mid 2024 not responsible for amazing hotness that comes after.
Any of these surprise you? Probably not.
#all my favorite top sexitimes in BLs#I bet there are some surprises here#just because I didn't like the BL doesn't mean it can't make this list#Eternal Yesterday#My Beautiful Man#My Personal Weatherman#lost of japan but then they kinky and so am i#Unknown the series#less from Taiwan than I expected#and mroe for Korea#but that's strongberry's fault#Some More#strongberry#A first love sotry#Kiseki Dear to Me#I Feel You Linger in the Air#kinnporsche#Love in Translation#Oh My Sunshine Night#Why R U?#The Sign the series#Secret Crush on You#this love doesn't have long beans#Y-Destiny
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yeah..................
#drew this last night as images of sugarplum kyorbs danced in my head#will my vision come true?#will the devs surprise me in an excellent way?#i guess i'll find out tomorrow.......#i have the image of kuya teaching garu how to keep his fur all nice and shiny#and now he's teaching yakumo how to take care of unruly long yokai hair#how generous... how kindly and wise master kuya is.#he has kyorb fairies at his disposal bc he doesn't want to use his actual hands for anything LOL#kyorbs and a singular extremely pugnacious kyube perhaps#wait... how about kyones#pronounced kee-oh-nehs for the flair of it#basic 3D shaped kyuuuyajs dancing in the air... teaching the children at the church orphanage about geometry#YES.... THIS IS THE FUTURE I WANT#nu carnival yakumo#nu carnival kuya#yakuya
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#trapinch#i knew this one was gonna be good. no eyes. no mouth. just trapinch#pov. you are about to be bitten. or something like that. i think trapinch has a pretty interesting typing but it's mostly just because#i like ground- and rock-types that aren't. made out of rocks or whatever. i dunno if it actually has a dragon typing until it hits vibrava#okay it doesn't it's just a ground-type. but ground/dragon is interesting. i'm always surprised vibrava isn't a bug-type but it is still#interesting. imo. bug/dragon. 4x weakness to ice my belovèd#want the same downside as all the dragon/flying types for no reason? ground/dragon is your typing! garchomp typing i think#technically garchomp is dragon/ground as opposed to ground/dragon but no one pays attention to the order of types#except for Me… in my pmd ttrpg i talked about yesterday to me and like two weeks ago to you guys#anyway i'm hungry so i'm gonna go queue up vibrava. their eyes are a bit messed up so forgive e
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the loneliness and sadness that creeps into you in a way that only growing up queer can cause. your parents can accept you and still make you feel like an outsider. your parents can love you and still reject parts of you. that old-fashioned kind of love where they think trying to mold you, make you tough, is better for you. or that quiet status quo where you just don't talk. and where everyone is accepted, though some are more than others. generations and generations it's just been easier to let it slide. to let it be. not cause a fuss. but then we sit there with a knot in our chests all our lives wondering how it got there
#this is about#all of us strangers#ofc your experience of a piece of media is molded by your own perspective#and i have been thinking a lot about growing up queer and how it still fucking sucked#for me. ten. twenty years ago. fuck it even five years ago#it still sometimes sucks#because i was raised without any queer representation around me#i was trained to be straight and to desire straightness#and anything remotely queer was mocked and bullied and judged#i saw it done by others and done to others so much that it's hardly surprising i did everything i could to Not be that#and the fact that i had to grow up that way#and that i still wouldn't feel at ease bringing a partner to a family event#makes my heart ache so much#i am often on my own and going home doesn't bring me comfort#it's like harry describes#it's just how it went#my parents didn't mean to make it like that#my mom even thinks it's sad#but she doesn't understand how it came to be#and i don't know if i can turn it around#adam's imaginings of how his parents envelop him with love and acceptance in the end#was a dream#but a painful one#a dream where your parents suddenly say all the right things#and for him they only did so bc they're dead and he could imagine whatever he wanted#/and still/ he imagined his mom rejecting his sexuality at first#literally so disgusted she can't drink her tea#oooooofofffffff.......#i need to think some more#my posts
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wwoww i wonder why he's so messed up
#the condesce's empire baffles me by continuing to exist#surprised the fandom doesn't make a bigger deal about this#we don't even need to get into the extreme responsibility and trauma on eridan's shoulders#but why is the fate of all trolls everywhere reliant on a 13 year old kid keeping up with an orphaning schedule. entirely by himself#who checks in on him to see if hes fed the thing? is he really entirely unsupervised?#the answer is yes. because alternia.#my own meme!!#homestuck#eridan ampora#og meme template from xkdc 'dependency' https://xkcd.com/2347/
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#devil’s minion#iwtv#interview with the vampire#armand#daniel molly#daniel x armand#ah yes the sleep of an infant! tabula rasa! totally normal not at all ominous thing to say to these two men you've severely mindfucked#insane#also as a 90s vampire kid i am constitutionally incapable of hearing the words 'tabula rasa' without immediately jumping to buffy#in the btvs s6 episode 'tabula rasa' willow uses her supercharged psychic witchy powers to make her girlfriend forget they're fighting#she's terrified tara will leave her so she makes her blissfully unaware of their recent relationship turmoil#hmm doesn't sound relevant at all#definitely doesn't sound like anyone we know who preserves any semblance of domestic happiness at the cost of their partners' agency#siri play under your spell/standing reprise#anyway obviously tabula rasa is much broader concept than mind controlling your queer lover in vampire media lmao#but it wouldn't surprise me if it was a nod. i think it's a fun little connection to a work clearly inspired by the vampire chronicles#and it wouldn't be the only show detail referencing works directly inspired by/referencing tvc#see the copy of a book called 'the savage garden' in daniel's ny apartment in episode one#my edits
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the people have spoken
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