#this could be SUCH a crazy crack ship omg

[msnihilist]

Timmy/Dale could be HUGE, imagine Dale is still super fond of this guy who saved him as a kid. Now imagine being Peri, assigned to your first godkid, and his dad is a piece of shit but then he starts going on dates and one night he comes home with your fucking brother.

[lovemyromance]

I saw an argument about how Elain NEEDS sunlight and she was meant to be the life of the party and Lucien will bring that out of her in their book and they'll rule the day court together and I couldn't help but laugh.

The way that they cling to their own headcanons and just outright invent nonexistent ties based off the most random lines in the books - (I'm talking to you people who used Elain asking for a new cloak in ACOTAR and Lucien covering her up with a cloak in ACOMAF and taking that as a sign that the "cloak imagery is so strong!!")

It's truly baffling.

It's like if you squint too hard at a blank wall, you'll start to see all kinds of shapes and blurry objects. Now, it is up to you to determine whether this is a result of your actions - or if you run with it, and decide this is a message from God only meant for you. And then you think this is how the world is meant to be seen, and everyone else who doesn't see it is crazy.

They don't have canon moments, so they're squinting so hard trying to comb through the text for any scrap of ambiguous evidence that could be molded to fit their theories. But unfortunately it's giving "Square peg, round hole".

Do they even realize that Elriels could do this too - but we literally don't have to because we have actual canon romantic interaction and scenes together on the page?

I could easily flip open the text and invent an Elriel headcanon.

For example: Look at how Elain doesn't mention the blood on Feyre! She doesn't care about someone being covered in blood! That's foreshadowing that she's going to accept Azriel's darkness too 🥰🥰

Or even: Omg! Elain's drawer has roses! Those are flowers - and Azriel sits with her in the garden! He has an estate literally called Rosehall. He is going to live with Elain happily ever after!

Two could play at this game. I could go on and on, coming up with these random "foreshadowing signs" because it's so damn easy to do that when you're trying to find ANY "evidence" for your preferred ship.

But Elriels don't NEED to do that. We don't need to rely on ambiguous foreshadowing when we have:

"Love that would trump a mating bond"

Azriel & Elain sitting together in the garden

Azriel & Elain getting each other solstice gifts

Azriel laughing with joy at the headache powder, staring at the headache powder for a year

Azriel & Elain getting Nawsty in the middle of the night under everyone's eyes

Azriel rescuing Elain

Truthteller

"sit I'll take care of it"

A carved wooden rose, half covered in shadows next to a statue of the mother (this is the only example of foreshadowing I've seen Elriels really use and it's still far more obvious foreshadowing than "Elain needs sunshine 🤓"

I would go on - but I don't need to. The proof is in the books, I wish they'd just crack them open and read them.

[final-milf-ratchet]

ALSO omg i saw the ask about Dreadmags (which is also very yummy, I can easily get behind it as well) but I focused on the tags.

Magnus/decepticons ships can be soooo good... no one would expect it from the strict Commander either..

AND. your tag about Shockwave/Magnus ? (two beefy boys, except one's a bottom) I would love to hear more about it if you have anything. Because that could get.. weird ;)

Listen this g1 video lives in my head rent free. Ultra Magnus being respected by the decepticons is sooo gooood to me. Babygirl deserves it!!!! And maybe respected in a disrespectful way

Shockwave/Ultra Magnus..... Crack ship I thought about for .5 seconds and then immediately became obsessed with....

I'm thinking like. Ultra Magnus is captured by shockwave. He expects to be ransomed back or straight up killed. But instead shockwave tells him he's needed for experiments. So now Ultra Magnus is expecting torture. And then shockwave tells him "I had this dildo made to your exact maximum valve specs" and Ultra Magnus says "what." But by the time he's done talking shockwave's poured half a bottle of cyberlube in his valve and is working the massive spike in there.

And then Ultra Magnus spends the next week being subjected to sexy experiments as shockwave does crazy things to what mechs valve. And then Shockwave mods his valve, and does more sexy experiments. By the time Ultra Magnus does escape he's gone from someone who's had one (1) sexual encounter to a mech who's overloaded more times in a day then most do in their entire lives.

And, if anyone bothered to check, shockwave has every hour of the experiments recorded in his files. He goes back to watch them sometimes for... Research purposes.

(Megatron: shockwave! What have you been doing in the 4 millions years we were in stasis?

Shockwave, kicking his records of fucking Ultra Magnus under his bed: uh, working on a... Uh.... Space- bridge? Yeah, that's what I was doing-

Megatron: fantastic! Send the blueprints over and we'll build on on our end

Shockwave: uh-)

[yandere-wishes]

With who would you ship yourself in MHA? 👀

@yandere-romanticaa

Omg, it's been a hot minute since I dabbled in MHA… But let me crack open the vault real quick.

So first off, and this should be obvious…

Dabi! The reason I started the show in the first place!! This boy's Frankenstein aesthetic had me swooning from the moment I saw a GIF of him!! And unconventional colored flames that probably symbolize a deep-seated trauma!! YES!! I honestly think we would make a good couple, kinda like Frankenstein and his bride (in a romanticized way), we'd have the Goth BF x Lolita GF vibes which are a bonus. I also get the inkling we'd share the same taste in music (Chase Atlantic, Neighborhood, Mr.Kitty)

Shigaraki is next and tbh I don't really know when I feel for him. Just that at one point he was all I could think about. I think it's something about his twisted legacy and conflicting nature that has rendered him into a decaying amalgamation of hate and misplaced ambitions, that really gets a girl's heart beating out of her chest, you know? He was always like an odd species that I came across in the backyard one day and had to analyze under a microscope. Desperate to learn his fundamentals, to unravel his soul. Understand him in the same way an archaeologist longs to understand the past.

I think our love is something like that of an obsessive scientist and her new discovery. Chaotic and all-consuming yet so frail and feeble to onlookers. A tame fire that leaves one utterly devoured, yet still longing for more. I think we'd be pretty good for each other.

NINE! He appeared in one movie and I was SO obsessed with him!! I had a countdown for when his movie would release. I remember for my 16th birthday we went to the fancy movie theater in town just to watch this guy on the big screen. And then all my friends burst out laughing when he died at the end. Ultimately my 2 month long craze over him died in that dark movie theater. TBH I don't really think we'd make a good couple, maybe just a casual fling or some hookups when life gets tough/boring. Nothing serious yet still a fundamental part of each other's lives.

Finally, we have Bakugo, the love-hate relationship I had with this guy was crazy. I was so madly in love with him one minute and the other I just wanted to suffocate him!! IDK what it was he was just so irritating and lovable at the same time. Another relationship that wouldn't work out. I don't even think he'd notice me in school and I'd just be in the corner secretly hating him because he has the perfect life. Popular, lots of friends, good grades. Even if we were in UA together I still don't think we'd end up together. Maybe a slight nod of acknowledgment in the halls one time when he's in a particularly good mood. But that's about it.

Now that I'm revisiting my tween crushes, I got a fun little au for Bakugo.

Imagine being Pro-Hero Bakugo's mistress. Just his girl on the side. For whatever reason you can't be together in public, you'd ruin each other's images. I think the reader kinda wants to ruin Bakugo's life just because she hated him in middle/high school. But Bakugo becomes too infatuated with her to let her leave him. Somehow they both end up destroying each other's lives. Yet ultimately Bakougou couldn't be happier.

This was such a long awnser🤣🤣

[stars-n-spice]

Thoughts on s3 ep 12!

Ooh boy, finally got the chance to watch this baby, y'know how it goes: spoilers and inconsistent, incoherent screaming under the cut-

Ayo when the FUCK are we going to get a Clone X reveal HUH???

TANTISS BASE I HATE YOUR UGLY ASS OHHH MY GOD

Emerie seeing Omega again :(

"For what it's worth, I'm glad you're safe" - "Am I?" FUCK

PUTTING OMEGA IN THE VAULT?? okay but I want to see her interact with all the other kiddos :(

Emerie is so going to do something to help the kids and I'm so scared it'll end with her sacrifice

THEY STILL HAVEN'T EXPLAINED LIKE,, EMERIE AS A WHOLE LIKE, HELLO??

SO MANY QUESTIONS?? SO LITTLE EPISODES LEFT???

Hemlock I hope you choke

EUUGHHEHH so happy they didn't time skip so upset that they didn't show us the conversation Crosshair had to have with Wrecker and Hunter about what happened to Omega but like,, I'm disappointed but not surprised

The angst potential and then it was just,,, Wrecker being grumpy and Hunter being like, "okay, well let's just move on and figure something out"

I mean, I guess I'm happy they aren't fighting or whatever but still

fuck,, Crosshair's hands,,, I was just waiting for one of them to like,, grab them or something like,,

Crosshair not telling them he knew somewhat how to get to the base because he's terrified of going back

baby what the FUCK did they do to you there???

aaahh,, that whole conversation was painful

ALSO IS IT JUST ME OR IS HUNTER GETTING SMALLER??

Every time he's in frame with his brothers he seems to shrink?? Like after this episode I went back to watch random clips from the earlier seasons in Korean and Hunter didn't look as small/short as he does now???

Tell me I'm not going crazy,, I swear this man gets shorter everytime I see him and his waist gets skinnier

PHEE AND CROSSHAIR INTERACTION FINALLY!!!

"Sparkling personality" IM-

HEY THOSE HIDDEN PASSAGES WOULD'VE BEEN NICE TO KNOW ABOUT FUCKING LIKE,, THREE EPISODES AGO!!!!!

waauughhh I love Phee's ship,, the colors the shapes,, it's like a little fishy or something,, fucking love it

FUCKIN ADMIRAL RAMPART!?!?!? i was not expecting that

Burst out laughing when they showed his face though,, and for some reason I thought he looked like Jordan Klepper

Was absolutely cracking up over all the interactions between Rampart and the boys,, fucking,, manhandling him like a rag doll?? The banter between him and Cross? fucking gold

PHEE'S PILOTING??? OMG - Hera would've loved it

Also love how she gave them like,,, zero warning,, not even a "Hey, you might wanna strap in" I love her

I love Phee I love her I love her I love her

My jaw was like,, on the floor the entire time they were in that transport,, the fucking animation,, the action,, all of it aaggghh

Even my mom's cat who is an absolute menace stopped biting me for once to sit and watch that whole scene

"Wrecker, remember plan 55?" - "*silence* OH yeah!!" - WRECKER MI VIDA

wonder what the fuck Rampart is yapping about

I MISS ECHO SO MUCH WHAT THE FUCK

BRING HIM BACK WE'VE GOT LIKE. WHAT?? THREE EPISODES?? FOUR EPISODES LEFT??? AND HE'S HAD LIKE LESS THAN TEN MINUTES OF SCREEN TIME??? FCKING HELL WHAT THE FUCK I'M AAGUUGHHHH

this episode wasn't as painful as I thought it was going to be and idk if that was a good thing or not

Disappointed, yet not surprised, but I still had fun <- could literally be applied to a lot of TBB episodes

but like,,

auughhhhhhh

I can't believe it's almost over

[rumble-aint-a-rumble-without-me]

🪕 - 🅡🅘🅓🅘🅝🅖 - ships, tell me a little about yourself (personality, general description, likes/dislikes, gender preference) and i'll ship you with somebody from the outsiders!

omg okay saw you were doing this and literally couldn't pass up the opportunity lmaoo - I'll try my best to keep this short.

Alright so I have shoulder length brown hair which is a little wavy and kinda fluffy depending on the day. I have blue eyes but they literally look grey in shit lighting and I'm 5'5 (I think...) Personality wise I like to think I'm pretty funny. Like if nobody laughs at my joke, I'll kinda just tell it again in case they didn't hear me the first time yk. My humour is kinda sarcastic and a little dark, but that's just how I roll. I'm nice to the people I like, but I can also be a little bit of an asshole if I'm annoyed. Speaking of which, my temper is kinda bad, but we wont touch on that. I'm a little overconfident when i'm with my friends, but when I'm around people I don't know, I get pretty quiet lmaoo. I'm a rambler, I'll admit. I can talk a lot when i trust a person but other times I'm too scared to just open up to others I'm a theatre girlie and I'm currently taking drama and music and I take part in a lot of musicals and shows. I literally love movies and I could ramble to anyone about my interest for hours if they are willing to listen. I'm a big fan of being outside as opposed to in - I literally can't be in the hours or I go crazy dude. I also have concerts in my kitchen and create full on dance choreographies because why not? Omg i can't do maths. I feel like thats important to mention. Numbers and me. Nuh uh. No thanks. Style wise I tend to wear a lot of jeans and cargos with either tight vests or baggy shirts. I'm almost always wearing a jacket and sunglasses because I just think it makes me look cool. I wear the same pair of trainers and mainly wear like blues or greens.

OMG THIS WAS NOT KEPT SHORT IM SO SORRY LMAOOO !!

Two! Two-Bit! Two Two!

Both of you suck at math, so I wouldn't suggest going to him for help, but he loves coming to watch your shows/productions. The two of you will be cracking jokes and making each other laugh so hard you can barely breathe- Two-Bit will slip his hands into the pockets of your cargos/jeans so ya know, heads up on that-

[andvys]

omg im back!! this is super long so im sorry for taking up your whole inbox but if you can't already tell im a huge fan of dwoht!! honey anon ❤️

He watches you for a moment, eyes tracing the spots that aren’t hidden by the covers. His fingers itch as he stares at your soft skin. He notices the scar on your shoulder, the one that a bat left, the one that you ripped off of him, saving him from a wound it would have left on his abdomen if you hadn’t saved him – you took the scar that was meant for him. 

waittt that's so romantic 🤭

All that you do is turn around in your sleep, holding onto the sheets as you stay deeply asleep. 

oh she's me

What will you think when you wake up to an empty bed? 

knowing Andy it will probably be a prelude to angst, Steve... should've known it by now 😁

He puts on a pair of gray sweatpants and a black shirt, taking his time styling his hair while his mind is still all over the place. He puts on his favorite cologne, hoping that it will drive you crazy just the way your perfume drives him crazy. 

gray sweatpants?? pics or didn't happen

“You are not a stray, but you are a cat, girl,” Argyle says to you as he steps inside, patting Steve on the shoulder, “always got her claws out, right man?” 

i fucking love Argyle 😭 hongyle or argoney is our ship name now

“Maybe you’re the one who doesn’t know how to fuck.” You murmur, narrowing your eyes at him.

oooh that hurt him

He brings his hand forward, letting go of your head so he can cup your cheek, before you can even finish your sentence or react to his touch, he leans forward and smashes his lips against yours, finally kissing you with his eyes closed and his body now pressed against yours. 

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

He could just slip inside of you with ease, you’re wet enough to take him but he still wants to stretch you open with his fingers first. 

oh okay ! good for them.... good for them.... 😭

“Like hell that was a one time thing,” he mumbles against your lips as he grabs your waist with both hands and picks you up without a struggle. 

YAAAAAY TELL HER

“Y-You came inside of me…” You mumble, dropping your arms to your sides. 

NOT THEM BEING SO IRRESPONSIBLE 😭😭

“I’m not on the pill, Steve!” You frown at him, pushing him away from you so you can brush past him. 

GIRL BYE HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAVA

He didn’t put much thought into how awkward it would be to ask for a Plan B, but the moment he asked the old lady behind the counter, and she looked at him disapprovingly, he suddenly wished for the ground to swallow him WHOLE

NOT THE OLD LADY TOO AHAHAHAHA THIS IS SENDING ME

“You should go to church and pray, boy.”

GOODBYE 😭😭

“Well, we fucked.” 

this is so funny to me because of the chaos and awkwardness 😭 imagine fucking you lifelong nemesis almost getting pregnant with him 😭

“Well, there isn’t,” he shrugs, “I see whoever I want and you do… the same.” He almost chokes on his own words. 

NO STEVE THAT’S NOT HOW YOU GET THE GIRL!!

How many girls have occupied this space before? 

:(( poor blondie

You shut out your negative thoughts, letting your curiosity in. You tiptoe across his room and stop in front of his bookshelf – that’s filled with more comics and movies than books. A polaroid camera sitting on the shelf, next to a fake plant. Of course, he got himself a fake plant. 

not his ugly ass grandpa straight man alpha room 😭

He cracks a smile at your words, eyes flashing with amusement, “didn’t know Eddie was my girlfriend.” 

BAHAHAHA BUT HE IS

Neither of you called. 

nooooo 😭

You could’ve called too, he even told you to, but for some reason, you thought that it was just another way to tease you, you heard the mocking tone in his voice, you saw the smirk he looked at you with. 

no girly don't let him use you !!!

“...Chandler…”

CHANDLER??? 😭😭😭😭 OF ALL NAMES FUCKING CHANDLER IM CRYING

But your eyes nearly bulge out of your skull and you almost choke on the sip you just took when Eddie’s eyes grow comically wide as he takes a look at Steve’s back. Your best friend’s jaw drops before a gasp falls from his lips. 

GOODBYE THIS WHOLE THING IS SO AMUSING TO ME 😭😭 i can see the drink squirting out of eddie's nose

“I know we haven’t talked much, but um… I was wondering– cause… I love Robin, seriously but– okay um…” she stutters, closing her eyes for a moment as she shakes her head before she opens her eyes again and looks back up, “I was gonna ask if you would like to go shopping with me?” 

OMG YES

Suddenly, Steve lunges forward, using the hand that just hid his eye to grab yours, he opens both eyes and greets you with a smirk before he pulls you into the water. 

omg they're cute when they're not idiots 😭

“I’m just saying, I’m not even speaking out of experience, dude,” Argyle slurs, holding his hands up in surrender, “I think you can’t have sex with just one person and be happy with it – how can you even know what’s good when you’ve only been with one person!?” 

thats literally such a man thing to say. we're OVER argyle

With a sigh, you lean back in your chair, and look at your best friend, “fine… eight.” 

GIRL EIGHT?? EIGHT WHERE?? SPILL

And, Steve… Oh, Steve is really not having the best time tonight. He knows exactly who you mean, Jacob Leeney. 

he sounds like a douchebag

No matter how fast his lips move against yours, he isn’t the one in control today, and he knows it, he can feel it… and to his surprise, he doesn’t mind it. 

YEAH you know your place boy

But just as he’s about to break the kiss to start begging for you to touch him, you roughly pull away and take a step back from him, leaving him without the warmth you just provided him with. 

SHOW HIM GIRL SHOW HIM

“You’re basically the older version of Max,” he grins, “you’re both stubborn and act all cold even though you’re the biggest softies at heart.” 

AAA that's so cute i love max

Jennifer Mitchell stands in front of Steve in all her glory, clad in a short sundress, her boobs are nearly on full display, her dark waves falling down her tanned back as she twirls the front strand around her finger, she glances back at you when the bell above the door goes off, her plump lips are the first thing you look at – god, you can’t even lie to yourself and think that she isn't gorgeous, because she is, you’re not blind. 

JENNIFER GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE

But you aren’t, you aren’t the only one, you aren’t the special one, you aren’t enough for him. 

oh i have an idea! kick steve in the balls 😁

He licks his lips as he eyes the top you’re wearing, low cut and stopping just below your belly button, showing off your cleavage and your soft skin. You replaced your skirt with shorts that are even shorter than what you wore before, but they look much more comfortable, soft and perfect to… sleep in. He can’t wait to rip them off of you and dive his face into your pussy.

OH! OKAY! 😁

“Mmm, can’t remember it that well,” he shrugs, sipping his beer, “so maybe I should refresh my memory a bit.”

shove that beer up his a-

“Did Jennifer do this to you, Steve?” You murmur against his skin as you press another soft kiss to his scar, “or did she just lay there, making you do all the work?” 

SHES SO POSSESSIVE ITS KINDA ICONIC

“Ah,” you nod as a smirk reappears on your lips, “that confirms that no one ever rode you before.”

omg you basically took his virginity 😁

“Steve is gay.” 

BAHAHAHAHAHA SHERLOCK HAS NOTHING ON YOU GIRL!!

Nancy has been nothing but kind and sweet to you, and you can’t help but feel guilt and regret growing inside of you for the way you once felt about her. 

she's actually the cutest ever

“You’re the prettiest girl at this party.” 

jacob is giving where the hell have you been loca

“You plan on fucking him tonight, Blondie?” He sneers, unable to hide the bitterness in his voice. 

GOODBYE i thought it was blondie talking to steve 😭

“New rule then, Blondie,” he mumbles, not stopping with the kisses on your neck, “we leave with each other when we are at the same place. So, meaning today it’s me.” 

ummm... just say you're exclusive you DUMBASS 😭

“Stevie, Stevie, Stevie!” 

AWWW CUTIES (says while ignoring this being screamed during rough sex)

“I know, baby, I know.” 

STOP THIS IS GENUINELY CUTE (and very hot i got butterflies)

“Well, did you think I’d let him steal you away from me…?” He asks, clearing his throat as he adds, “tonight?” 

go hit your head against the wall steve 😁

You turn around when your name is being called again, to find Jacob walking towards you. Oh. 

HAHAHA FUCK YOU JACOB (oh except she didn't 🤭)

“Get out.” He demands, not nicely. 

now blondie should do the thing they do in gta when they pull someone out of the car and steal it

“Would you prefer a wheelchair?” He laughs, not noticing the stunned look on your face, as you open and close your mouth a few times. “I’ll be right back, Blondie,” he shoots you a smile before he opens the door, letting light seep into the room from the bright hallway, he takes another glance at you over his shoulder before he steps out and makes his way into the bathroom. 

THE WHEELCHAIR MADE ME LAUGH OUT LOUD HAHAHA

You are so devastatingly beautiful.

and you're still not making a damn MOVE. men 😫

“Oh wait, you probably don’t want to get it wet again,” Steve mumbles, as he looks around the room, knowing that you left your hair clip here after your shower last night. He finds it on the counter and reaches for it. 

that's what she said

You crane your neck, looking at the plate before him, excitement flashes in your eyes, “I love waffles.”

I LOVE WAFFLES TOO

“I know you do,” he says, smiling. “What do you want with them, berries and syrup?” 

now steve needs to make me waffles too 😞

“Oh my god, Steve.” You hold your hand in front of your mouth after swallowing the first bite, looking at him in awe.

that's what she said

“That’s how you sounded last night,” he wiggles his eyebrows. 

OMG STOP THAT WAS MY JOKE

“You eat your waffles with nutella?” 

i haven't had nutella in years and now im so hungry

The sweetness of the waffle, the chocolate and the freshness of the berry, burst in your mouth, creating the perfect combination. Your eyes widen, and you sit back as you hold your hand in front of your mouth after releasing the fork from your lips. You moan at the taste and take your time savoring the flavors.

reading this at night wasn't the best idea i think . . .

“Last time I checked, I didn’t have a vagina. I think you know that fact pretty well.”  

you have a mental one 😁

“Oh?” You tilt your head, “and where’d you learn how to cook?” 

i read this as "where'd you learn how to cock"

“You’re italian?” 

HE'S ITALIAN LETS GOO!!!! STEVE GO MAKE ME A LASAGNE!!!!!!

“And my cooking skills,” he smiles, nodding. “I’m gonna knock you off your feet, the next time you stay over, I’ll cook you the best pasta you ever had.” 

I WOULD ACTUALLY PROPOSE RIGHT THERE

He stepped into an empty house after fighting against evil. 

this is so heartbreaking nooo 💔💔

He had no one to come home to. 

i can adopt you steve if you make pasta for me

“We don’t have to fuck, Blondie. You can let me eat your pussy though, it’ll help her recover.” 

is this a safe space to admit it's kinda hot when he refers to it as her lmao 😭

You pout as you turn around to face him, looking down at yourself, “wow, this is the real walk of shame.” 

FOR REAL I CAN PICTURE HER LIMPING IN HIS CLOTHES TO HIS CAR 😭

You reach for the seatbelt, buckling it in as you take a deep breath, though instead of exhaling again, you freeze and your eyes widen. The smell of sex still lingers deeply in the car. 

ew you both 😭

“Couldn’t you have taken five minutes to clean up a bit?” 

REMIND THE KIDS AND ROBIN TO NEVER. NEVER! SIT IN THE BACK OF HIS CAR.

“Good, I’m glad,” she nods, “we decided to do a barbecue instead of movie night, so I hope you’re hungry.” 

IM STARVING READING THIS CHAPTER. stevie do you wanna make me a burger

“Yeah, Argyle is attempting to make cocktails.”

i can think of something else involving argyle and coc—

He nods, scoffing slightly as he starts to take it out, letting his hair fall loose around his face, “well you see, I didn’t steal it, rather, I found it. Right–” He pauses as he walks over further into Steve’s room, turning away from the both of you, he slams the scrunchie on the dresser and turns back, the smile now missing, “--Here.”

BUSTEEEEEEEEDDDDDDDD

“Dating?” Steve scoffs, chuckling a little as he crosses his arms over his chest. “Fuck no, it’s just sex.”

FUCK NO? oh im gonna show you fuck no you little bitch

“It’s just sex, Munson,” he says, with an unsure tone in his voice, and a bitter taste on his tongue, that he swallows harshly. “Nothing more.” 

HIT HIM IN THE BALLS

You have no experience with babies at all, you have given her the bottle, you even changed her diaper, but your sister was around, and you didn’t spend the whole day alone with her. 

you're stronger than me girl cause i would not agree 😭

This is surely one of his dreams, he is convinced of it, why else would he wake up beside you, and a baby who looks like you?

NO ESCAPE FROM THIS ONE STEVE. but also imagine if you wake up after having sex with a girl to a sight of her holding a baby that looks like her 😭 i would have a heart attack

You look at him, as you pull your niece closer, holding her up, you press her against your chest, “can you believe that we made a baby overnight?” 

HAHAHA IM SAYINGGG

Prrrrrrrrrrrrrrt

GOOODBYEEEE 😭😭😭😭😭

“Oh fuck,” he mumbles before his eyes widen further at the curse word that just left his lips, “I shouldn’t have said that, shit– I mean, I’m sorry, please forget what I just said,” he rambles, as though she understood a single thing that he said. 

THIS IS SO FUCKING FUNNY I CANNOT SKEJOSBDIS

Realization replaces the look in your eyes – he is entering a baby fever trance, with your niece nonetheless. It makes your smile reappear, that’s how you feel too, every time you get to spend time with her. 

couldn't be me but good for you steve!!

“Just a little bit,” you slur, and raise your hand to show him as you furrow your brows and hold your thumb and pointer finger into an L shape, “so much.” 

GIRL 😭😭 if you do something embarrassing now i SWEAR

“Yeah, I think so too, honey,” he murmurs, the nickname rolling off his tongue easily, almost normal, “you don’t feel sick, do you?” 

HONEY MENTION I HEAR MY NAMEEE 😁

“Billy did,” you shrug. 

OH NOO

Your eyes crinkle as you beam at him, stealing his breath away with simple reactions like these. 

AND IN THE BLINK OF A CRINKLING EYE

Steve Harrington is down bad. 

NOW HE'S DOWN BAD CRYING IN THE GYM

“You’re feeling okay though, right?” He whispers as he slowly brings his hand up to the side of your face and he cups your cheek. 

and then she just vomits on him— im sorry

“But nothing could take me away from you, he’d just have to suck it up,” you whisper as you peck his lips again, shutting down the worries in his head. 

AAAAAAAAAA OKAY IT'S HAPPENING

And then, you finally pull him into a longer kiss. 

THEYRE KISSING THEYRE KISSING SNSJSHEOBEISJSIW

“Can I be with you tonight?”

THEYRE SO CUTE 🥹🥹

“You really think I’m that disgusting?” Steve asks, not bothering to hide the hurt in his voice. 

OOOH DRAMA TIME

“Eat at least half of that.” He commands and you just grumble something, cutely so, underneath your breath as you take a bite. He knew you probably didn’t eat anything at the fair, a possible reason for your drunkenness.

if she doesn't want it i can eat!!

He doesn’t notice that you had turned your head to look at him again, and a wolf whistle is heard in the room, making him turn to look at you. You have a cheeky smile on your face and he feels himself blushing slightly as he laughs, taking his pants off next, leaving him in boxers only. 

LMAOOO SHES SO FUNNY

“Can’t believe I fell for you, Blondie.”

AAA THE FLUFF THIS IS ADORABLE I CANNOT 😭❤️

HIIIIII!!! PLEASE DONT EVER APOLOGIZE FOR THAT? YOU CAN SPAM MY INBOX ALL YOU WANT, YOU'RE WELCOME TO DO THAT ANYTIME ♡ I'm so happy you like this series so much!!!! YOUR REACTIONS HAD ME GIGGLING AND LAUGHING THE WHOLE TIME

THANK YOU FOR THIS REVIEW YOU JUST MADE MY DAY 😭

THE WHERE THE HELL HAVE YOU BEEN LOCA COMMENT MADE ME LAUGH SO HARD LDJAWFAJWLFAJFR

I love how you went from giving yourself and argyle a ship name to saying its over LMAO

No one should ever sit in the backseat again, I agree with you 🤭

and honey, you know this is always a safe space 😌

I love all your comments 😭 THANK YOU AGAIN 🩷 I think you're gonna like the next chapter A LOT 😌

[spinobsessed]

AT Last Episode Commentary (in real time)

Finn’s arm was in the ground, some random alien was wearing PBs crown, and these Finn and Jake reincarnates are living in Marcy’s house. This is making me upset

WHY IS BMO BRUNG THE KING OF OOO WHY IS SHERMY WEARING MARCYS SHIRT WHERE ARE MARCY AND PB THEYRE IMMORTAL. BMO DOESNT REMEMBER FINNS NAME I AM FEELING VERY UPSET RIGHT NOW

I love how Marcy said good luck that was really good voice acting

“I demand that you deescalate your forces, now”

“listen to yourself, you’re a toddler bonnibel”

*gasp* “SURRENDER OR DIE!”

LMAO JAKE JUST THREW A BOTTLE AND THEYRE ALL PASSED OUT NOW??

THE DREAM WORLD IS CRAZY

I love PB she’s so hot and smart and speaks another language

I wonder if the cosmic owl is gonna appear in the dream

omg I saw the cosmic owl and why did a fish just barf up pb and her uncle

Yay pb and her aunt are gonna be friends

omg they’re fighting the monster mutant thing

pls maja is STILL unconscious

LEMONGRAB AND LSP KISSING WAS THE LAST THING I COULD HAVE EVER IMAGINED PLS

“personal? Emotional? Just like a fanfic!”

“noo..”

Maja is awake! Omg that’s how Finn’s arm was gone

omg it’s THE BUBBLINE SCENE

they kissed for at least 3 seconds before the scene changed, and were still holding each other after 🥺 it must’ve been so wonderful and tender and hopeful to have seen that air on screen as a kid. When I see lgbtq stuff/shipping it’s so normalized (in my experience) I forget how simply meaningful that scene was, just two years after gay marriage was legalized. It feels so innocent to see them just love, it must’ve been life changing. I really wish I could’ve seen that on TV, I wish my first exposure to queerness was just something as innocent as a cartoon.

Not to say that the way I found out was inappropriate, but having a classmate come out when I was 11 and then going on tiktok to try and understand isn’t exactly how I’d prefer my future kids to learn. I look back on that memory and it feels really technical and full of words I didn’t fully understand, a cartoon directed at kids would’ve made more sense to me lol

back to the commentary

THE TREEHOUSE WAS DESTROYED NO

BMOS FACE IS CRACKED WHY, HES SINGING THATS SO SWEET

omg FINALLY Marcy and PB are back in the game like they just stood there, they’re all singing together

simon is back but Betty is gone, SHELBY? Why did Gunter wish that pls also shouldn’t Marcy be burning in the sun? It’s so sad that simon is gonna die someday tho, ig it is better for him to die as himself rather than live forever as a madman

omg it’s sweet pea but he’s giant now, AGAIN. WHERE ARE PB AND MARCY IN THE FUTURE IK THEYRE ALIVE BC OF COMICS (are the comics canon??) omg no, no no it’s the freaking song hole. I’m actually crying now I’m so serious

It took almost a full 2 months, but I have officially watched Adventure Time. All I can do is thank the lord I’m doing this in 2024 where there’s AT: Distant Lands and Fionna and Cake to watch right afterwards. Imagine if I did this before 2020 it’d be so heart wrenching that I had nothing to fill that void

[livvyofthelake]

omg is that beth actually doing a thing she was tagged on whaaat that’s crazy. anyway tee @willoughbyblake tagged me and i have been slightly Offline today and haven’t truly had a good ramble so you’re getting it <3

last song I listened to: unholy sam smith and kim petras…. like your honor they slayed

three ships: first of all i am going to say my most beloved most special most important most interesting most perfect most fucked up most romantic most everything ever super special little guys. frankly if you can’t guess what i’m about to say i don’t think you’ve been paying attention for the past. year. girls have a renaissance of something they cared wayyy too much about from 12-15 and don’t ever shut the fuck up about it. anyway kit and ty. i’m normal about it all btw. um secondly i’ll say cordelia and james because i am in fact sitting here waiting for them to finally fucking kiss like real people do. third. i’ll try to think of something not written by cassandra clare. can i say liv and major i loveeee liv and major. oh shit i should have said beronica. ok whatever they can share the third space xoxo

currently reading: my babygirl chain of thorns. also where the crawdads sing (has read one page). also as always, in the middle of the goldfinch (frankly i don’t think that’s going anywhere). and still redacted (not even necessarily anything embarrassing i just don’t want to talk about it. i might cry. i’m normal about it. well i mean it’s not a hard redacted to decode given the past like 11 months i guess. i might have even told you all already that i was reading it. nvm don’t even worry about it idk what i’ve said. i would have started this in fucking july). and a study in scarlet (girls when they said they would read The Canon of sherlock holmes but haven’t quite cracked into that first book in any meaningful way yet). and then also reading guinevere choices, which counts. to ME <3 look ok they’re called books and you do read so like lay off

last movie I watched: in FULL the last movie i watched was the squid and the whale last night. which was okay, certainly not necessarily bad, however i do think noah baumbach should kill himself. that’s like unrelated to the quality of the movie though that’s just a general opinion coming from a committed I Hope Jakey Dies girl. and the last movie i watched NOT in full is that i’m currently watching picnic at hanging rock. happy valentines <3

craving: hmm. honestly. i literally just had a smoothie tonight (i deserved a treat) but i would kill for another smoothie. i love a good berry smoothie i love the strawberries i love the blueberries i love it all i love slurping that shit up i wish i could have a smoothie every single day of my life

um i’ll tag @certifiedloverdyke and @subarubajafanclub if you’d like 🫶

[rainwingmarvel7]

i saw you reblogged the oc friend/ship post again 👀 so im gonna go a little crazy with this one:

finn flint + OR / sarra mormont ... how why when, i don't know, they're both larys girlies, and both northerners i thought i'd be a funny dichotomy

samsa vesgar + or / rhaedaera velaryon for funsies

brandon waters + or / therese targaryen

(going insane w the crack rn just for funsies take this as seriously or unseriously as you want)

Omg you are spoiling me these are all so fun mwahahaha

Finn + AND / Sarra (why not both?)

I think Finn and Sarra have similar enough personalities to where they would get along very well. Sarra would definitely feel a kinship with Finn based on their Northern origins and being a little bit broody and weird and traumatized, and also, of course, through Larys. Sarra is the plotting type to be sure, so I’m sure she and Finn spend hours gossiping and scheming as they should be. And honestly, Sarra would probably think Finn is hot. Why not smooch just a little? Only if Finn is down with that ofc. She definitely wouldn’t think any less of him in any way. She’s judgmental, but not usually about Finn.

Samsa + Rhaedaera

The most slay, unhinged, and feral female friendship. Samsa’s got her terrifying nightmare dragon and her blood magic, and Rhaedaera has her giant flying murder machine and a death wish. What more could you ask for? Oh, and of course they’ve both got their own stuff with Aemond. Crazy attracts crazy (but like, in a fun way). That goes for all three of them honestly.

But like, I absolutely could see Samsa and Rhaedaera doing all of the wildest activities together. Want to put a blood curse on that guy who looked at you wrong? Perfect! Want to go burn down a city because someone made you mad? Let’s do it!

That being said, Rhaedaera is prone to spiraling drastically, which might not be something Samsa would enjoy dealing with. Idk. Maybe she would enjoy watching Rhaedaera absolutely lose it after her son dies and she finds out he’s been with Alys idk. They’re just girls being girls.

Brandon + Therese

Despite being siblings, with the age gap I think that Therese is a lot more of a mother or aunt figure to Brandon than anything. Especially since his own mother dies when he’s so young. She’d definitely look after him and would likely be his primary guardian at court. And she absolutely would not put up with any gossiping about him and the fact that he’s a bastard.

[m1ckeyb3rry]

LMAOOO casually drops 200k wc avg…classic Mira but ooooh yes I’ve def seen some stuff floating on your page about it from the occasional asks! It’d be really funny if the bllk one followed your typical wc projection inaccuracy although reaching orv levels is probably a stretch HAHA

MAJOR CHARACTER DEATH ummm I’ve let myself get too comfy in the crack/stupid loserverse ummm hahahaha ummm wait WHAT??? I did not that fact you really said “let me put my two faves against each ofher” it would go hard tho….

LMAOOO OOPS ok well either way it’s still funny I love the miraverse…..miraverse chigiri >>>>> circling back to the drunk Kira moment it’d be funny if reader was like “huh….when did you shrink….” LMAOOOO

No because niko gives such sidekick vibes it’s so funny but SHSKSJSJ I will shut up about oaeu for the time being to help you resist temptation it’s time for you to do some doom scrolling on tiktok /j

FR SHSHAJA they’re all just ganging up on him and he’s also a first year right??? Damn theyre fr bullying a child IM CRYING THE VISUAL OF KARASU BEING TALKED DOWN stop im imagining that alpha wolf meme I can’t

I’m laughing so hard that was fr my first thought like “they really gave him the extra eye sparkles” ONE MORE GOAL GUYS please I need the match to go faster only because seeing it chapter by chapter with no goal is lowk agonizing (it’s fine all together I’m just impatient when flipping through the panels) PLEASSEEE BARCHA MANSHINE SNEAK PEEK IM BEGGING someone give otoya a little spotlight too kaneshiro please I know you’re reading this

- Karasu anon

LMAOOO it’s so insane because 200k is so long for most people but for me it’s like okay regular that’s calm 😭 and yeahhh for a while my tumblr was solely asks about ship in the harbor tbf it was/is a very interesting story in my humble opinion…that y/n was hollyhock y/n before hollyhock y/n and she was also 10x more interesting somehow?? which is saying a LOT 😰 PLSSS nah imagine the bllk fic ends up at 500k that would be insane i’d have to have crazy plotting skills for it to get that long (or an idea i’m really inspired for 🙂‍↕️)

EEK i always forget that people who joined me in my bllk era don’t know i am FAMOUS for angst!! i neverrrr used to end my stories happy in almost all of them either reader or the love interest died it was literally to the point that pomegranate ink was considered me being kind to my readers since both yuta and mc lived 😭😭😭 nah because it was honestly a really fascinating concept wherein hak was soowon’s guard and shinah was a legend from reader’s province who comes to protect her in the palace after an assassination attempt and when hak kills shinah it’s not because he wants to but because he has to DJFNSJSKSNSN omg it’s a very insane story idk if the bllk fandom could handle it honestly especially if it’s rin killing nagi…like what would they even do

MIRAVERSE ON TOP FR omg miraverse chigiri is such a king i have this vision of may and reo being that really annoying couple that posts cute tik toks and do adorable trends together but then immediately after they post reader and chigiri stich the video recreating it while laughing and making it goofy because they’re menaces 😩 and PLSSS “nagi did the changes in elevation compress you a bit?? your hair is less voluminous too…”

NIKO IS LITERALLY JUST THERE TO RELAX and erm it may be a tad bit late…

I HAVEN’T STARTED WRITING YET JUST FORMATTING BUT SEEING IT SITTING ALONGSIDE THE REST OF MY WORK IS TORTUROUS 😭 i have to resist temptation though…i have to…

NOOO POOR KIYORA IS A BABY he should be hanging out w hiori bruh free him ‼️ SEISHIRO NAGI SAVE KIYORA ASAP 😭 omg no literally the alpha wolf meme is exactly the vibe i was going for FJSKFJSJ it’s canon dw i’m just going to manifest in there

HAHA we are on the same page idk what that was all abt…anyways agreed i think pxg will be one of the most hype games to read all at once but chapter but chapter is exhausting 😭 OTOYA SPOTLIGHT he literally scored a goal OFF SCREEN??? wtf 😓 and ofc yk i need my man to get his screentime back please it’s been too long since we last saw nagi in the main manga and he’s so hot in the manshine jersey can we get him back kaneshiro please i’m begging on my knees for a return…a mention…even a single panel…😩🙏🏻

[woodland-roaming]

88, 61, 51, 9, 32

For the question ask game! ✨💥💫

9. Last book you read: Uh, the last thing I read was the coffee book I got from my partner. A cute book on how to make lattes and such. Besides that I mainly read fanfic.

32. A character you relate to for whatever reason: OH boy I might have to get back to you on this one.

51. Card/dice/board game you love: Sadly I've lost my love for most games like this. I stick to video games cause I get more enjoyment out of them. Honestly I think if I could play a card game with more friends and friend family than blood related family then I'd enjoy them more. Sorry to be boring on this one. Doesn't help that I haven't played any games like this in years.

61. Colored pencils, markers, or Crayons?: Colored pencils please. I always seem to have them, and they were the most used when I would color in drawings of my ocs.

88. First fandom you were genuinely into?: Kingdom Hearts. I wish I had a record of how long I played the second game alone. A record of play time for all of them would be crazy. Me and my friend family had so many ocs that we practically had a second org 13. I can't tell you how many fanfics I've read and omg the Crack ships. Good times, good times.

[sarah-dipitous]

Hellsite Nostalgia Tour 2023 SURPRISE ROUND

The Church on Ruby Road

Surprise, bitch. Bet you thought you’d seen the last of me. Since I technically started in 2022, why not actually end in 2024?? (Honestly, I just did not account for a Christmas Special for Doctor Who. They’ve been a bit weird on those the past few seasons. But to be fair to me, my goal was only to the 60th anniversary specials so it’s not incomplete)

“The Church on Ruby Road”

Plot Description: Ruby Sunday collides with a man called the Doctor—and her life will never be the same

Girl, protect that child from the elements better if you’re going to abandon her like that, geez

Man, I thought it was just Moffat who wanted the Doctor to meet his new companion as a child all the time…but this one’s a BABY! (I’m trying not to pass too much judgement. He could have met Ruby as an adult and then traveled back in time to find the mother who left her on the steps of a church)

Oh, is she on one of those “who are your ancestors?” shows??

I’m not saying I LIKE whatever little aliens are causing mischief on this set, but I don’t DISLIKE them

This Christmas party scene, just how crowded it is, is making me nauseated a little

He’s over 1000 years old and yes, he SHOULD be in this club having an excellent time

Did David Tennant’s second go at the Doctor heal so that Ncuti didn’t have to just sulk in the TARDIS in all his free time?

I know this probably won’t be his official Doctor outfit but it should be. The kilt, the tank top, the leather jacket, the jewelry…love it all!

I no longer like these aliens. They’re just terrorizing Ruby

Kind of obsessed with this group of women: Ruby, her adoptive mother, her adoptive mother’s mother (maybe?), and this woman partly in charge of placing foster kids….because this is a family show, of course everything is best case scenario across the board

Whyyyyyy couldn’t this woman wait til AFTER Christmas to break this news to Ruby??? It’s also her BIRTHDAY!!! There’s no trace of either of Ruby’s birth parents, and you break that to her NOW??

The worst part about this woman blaming all her bad luck on meeting Ruby is that she’s partly right. It’s PARTLY right, but it’s not Ruby’s fault

Oh nooooo, the baby!! The aliens took the baby!! The one thing she wasn’t supposed to lose!!

I’m already obsessed with these two. I don’t know if I ship them or if I just like their chemistry together but there was an instant spark in the club and it’s only gotten better now that he thinks she’s crazy for jumping on the ladder from the aliens’ ship

Omg they really haven’t fixed Isaac Newton. He just called gravity mavity

His indignation at the goblins being called time travelers lmaooo. “Excuse me? They are not time travelers. Time travelers are great, like the best, like wow. These lot are just bimble” Helloooo?? I want him to dish all the hot goss about his long hot summer with Houdini

How does this wooden spaceship work?? I’m guessing it’s a spaceship because it still somehow needs ventilation shafts

Omg he really does have blue hair and pronouns, I’m liking this a lot

I FORGOT I DID HEAR THERE WAS A MUSICAL NUMBER FOR SOME REASON. Maybe we didn’t need that…

The Doctor flirting with Ruby’s grandma is actually quite sweet

No no noooo, this is such a nice flat. Don’t break ittttttt

HOW DID THEY TAKE RUBYYYY?? She was right there!! Omg. Not only did they take Ruby, they erased her from Carla’s memory. Whyyyy are the cracks closing up???

How do we get her back?????? This place is utterly depressingggg. Oh good, they can’t erase her, they just went back in the timeline and took her from the day she was left at the church, her BIRTHday. Time travel, we can do

Oh interesting they we’re not gonna get a Ruby’s birth mom reveal. I kind of like that…like, what would it actually do for Ruby’s character this early on? But also, it IS important for the Doctor to be able to let that go since he was also abandoned as a child and adopted

I love that everyone is so charmed by Fifteen. It’s INCREDIBLY easy to be

Are we going to get a proper return to form at least for New Who where the companion is full time? She doesn’t have a job

Ok but who is this neighbor?? Why does she know what a TARDIS is?!

[huntzbergered]

truly I am never not surprised by the number of crack ships I manage to find on Tumblr. This place is like the home of the most obscure crack shops the real world could never even think to conjure up. I’m going through tags of shows I’ve just gotten into and I’m like ???? Does it ever end, is anyone dynamic holy. Can we not just have siblings and mentors and friends without there being some crazy cesspool of “omg the writers are such haters why didn’t they actualize this” 💀

[brendaonao3]

5, 16, 17 and 19 for Maverick (the character asks)? Thanks :D

Hi there, Nonnie!!! <3

For the Send Me A Character And A Number And I'll Tell You Ask Game

5. a headcanon that's all but canon, and that's a hill I will die on

Oh, totally that Pete went into the foster care system after his mom died - it explains so much about his loner, rely-on-no-one mentality, and why he has so many issues forming attachments, and why he clings to tightly to the few people he does let in past his walls.

16. favorite canon relationship

This one's tough, because there are so many that I adore (Mav & Goose, Mav & Ice, Mav & Hondo, Mav & Carole, Mav & Viper, Mav & Penny, to name a few) -

But, if I'm being honest, one of the biggest reasons TG:M works so well for me is the Bradley & Mav relationship. It's so messy and so raw and filled with so much history, and the film never tries to dumb it down or gloss over any of the cracks or suggest that one party is right & the other is wrong. It's a very ADULT relationship - and by that, I mean, it treats both characters and the audience with respect, and the film gives them each space to breathe and also allows them to feel that weight and that history, and for each interaction to build on each other.

Because there aren't too many films that show that loving someone and hating someone and being angry and remorseful and impressed and awed, sometimes all at once, is SO normal. And I loved seeing it.

(Look, I could go on & on & on about these two and that history and that complexity and all of the ways their love and anger and grief is so brilliantly portrayed, but I'll spare you :D)

17. favorite fanon relationship

I mean, Ice/Mav obviously - those two are a God Tier level, your faves could never, transcends time & space, could & does move mountains, you complete me, OMG THEY WERE WINGMEN ship. They are OG, the realest of the real, and I will love them forever.

19. [blank] / dealer's choice

Okay, since you left it up to me, I'm going to go on a very slight rant (everyone try not to act so shocked :D)

I know it's fun to joke about Mav as some dumbass, feral, bottom-brat agent of chaos, but it ignores the fact that Mav is - in canon - RIDICULOUSLY smart.

He's not just winging it & hoping for the best - he is legit THE best pilot the Navy has ever produced, able to make complex calculations in a split second, able to analyze flight patterns at a glance, able to READ people & how they'll react & use that to his advantage. Yes, he's cocky & takes risks, but he's cocky because he knows these planes inside & out and what they're capable of better than anyone, and every risk he takes is one where he's already analyzed every possible outcome in his head.

(Not sure if anyone's ever delved into this in fic, but if anyone feels like writing one that goes into what a brilliant chess player Mav is, I'd read the hell out of it :D)

In fact, I'd say that's most of the reason why he pisses off so many Admirals - and you can see it in the mission test run scene - he just makes paper-pushing Admirals look stupid as fuck, and men in command don't typically take that too kindly. Ice doesn't bail Mav out of these jams solely because of loyalty - he does it because (as he said) the Navy NEEDS Mav & the way he flies & all of that intelligence & experience.

Anyway, the point is, not enough attention gets paid to the fact that Mav is crazy-intelligent.

[ridhearts]

i would love to hear u talk about cater and trey!! i love hearing others talk about their fav ships and it's so interesting how other people perceive the characters within them and the relationship..... so if u ever make more posts of u brainrotting over the two 👀 i will be so down to read them

omg!! i totally didn't mean to leave you hanging sorry i was in writing mode but tysm! I totally will at some point because I've jotted down a few ideas for them that are just <3 pretty good if you ask me. they have such potential for angst AND fluff....are they an old married couple? are they doomed to fail for their refusal to learn to communicate with each other? are they soulmates that will find each other again in the end? are they soulmates that were destined to be torn apart but always remember the other? have they been mutually pining since they met as freshmen, or does one only realize their feelings when the other confesses? ALL OF THESE COULD BE TRUE AND IT DRIVES ME CRAZY.

since i mentioned it in the last ask, can we talk about that starsending line? where they get cater's wish and he wishes for more magicam followers or something, and Trey realizes "hey didn't you wish for the same thing last year?"

Then they drop the fact that they were ROOMMATES THEIR FIRST TWO YEARS.....So Cater goes "haha really? I didn't remember! Okay so instead, I wish to be able to enjoy the rest of the school year!"

Then when you leave the room, Trey says something like "I thought by now Cater would be able to share his true wishes....but maybe he just doesn't want to share them with me." DO YOU HEAR MY HEART CRACKING

First of all,

but seriously, they were roommates??? How close were they those first two years? How close they were the first year, when it was just them against the world? What happened that made them stop being roommates?? (My theory is Cater started pulling away and filed a request to transfer rooms at the end of last year - but why? did he tell Trey, or did Trey find out the hard way when he saw him packing and/or came back to the dorm and saw a random student on Cater's side of the room? Did they ever talk about it or did Cater successfully pull away without confrontation? I NEED TO KNOW)

SECONDLY...........Trey sounds so sad. So defeated. He's so sure Cater doesn't care for him the way he cares about Cater, and he's so certain that everything he's doing isn't getting through (even if you're looking at this platonically). He doesn't understand that Cater is having a mental illness mood purposely separating himself. Why? Is it depression related? is it because Cater found himself caring TOO MUCH for Trey and pulled away before Trey could leave him? With how much they both talk about each other, it's OBVIOUS they still care for each other....but they really just have incompatible communication styles right now. Or rather, they both have unhelpful behaviors that make it so they can be standing face to face, talking right to each other and having a good time, and yet they're still talking past each other.

We KNOW with Riddle that Trey has a hands-off approach to things. A don't-speak-unless-spoken-to approach. He cares, but he doesn't want to make other people's business his business. Sometimes he genuinely thinks it's best left alone, but others he just doesn't want the problems of others to take up all his free time (boundary king if only it didn't bleed into borderline negligence sometimes). Even if he has an epiphany after Riddle's overblot, that still means there were two whole years where he was just...not involving himself if/when he noticed something was up with Cater.

THIS MEANS that he never presses Cater for more information and takes what he says at face value (until he's out of the room). Cater is hoping for this at first, because it makes it easier to fool people with his cheery façade. But we all know that he's got deeper issues and it's hard for him to make genuine connections, and he feels like nobody knows the real him. But we also know he's not gonna give Trey the real him wrapped in a cute little pastry box. Cater would probably rather die than open himself up like that, ESPECIALLY so far into their last year before they go off for internships and what not. Trey won't call Cater on his bluffs, and Cater won't invite Trey in. They're reaching out for each other but they're separated by glass.

And I do think Riddle enrolling during their second year and probably making Trey vice housewarden catalyzed the separation. Not in a "the other woman" type of way because I genuinely believe Trey cares about both of them in equal but different ways, but in a way where Cater is so used to either having to leave/being left or not being somebody's favorite/first choice that at this point he sees the slightest sign and bolts.

UGH i'm not kidding they literally drive me CRAZY. especially because i think if one of them just broke down and made that step it would be peak romance. call me boring but nothing get the heart beating like someone realizing you're in need and reaching out for you. god. helping each other communicate better and build productive and healthy relationship skills? is it getting hot in here or is it just me?