#ask things

[darkcolinbridgerton]

Penelope is hired as Eloise ladies maid and Colin sets eye on her.

I tried but didn’t really get a fic idea for this one. But I did create a moodboard hope you like it!

[laineystein]

i personally don’t support war and find blindly serving any military awful. I don’t mean to be rude i just wonder why you think that defending israel is the only way to garuntee jewish safety? that feels like taking responsibility off of other countries and leaving diaspora jews vunerable. im really just anti military but this conflict has been awful and i hope for the safety of all jewish people israelis muslims and palestinians but no safety to a government of right wingers

I admire your bravery in reaching out when I don’t have anon turned on. Few would, so good on you.

First off, I’m not serving blindly. None of the soldiers I’m serving with are serving blindly. We all believe in what we’re doing and we’re going to keep doing it until the mission is done and all of our people are safe again. I could get into the nuances of conscription and reserves but I’m not going to. With confidence, succinctly, none of us are serving blindly. (I’m also employed by the IDF outside of reserves so I assure you that I, in particular, love my army and believe in what we stand for.)

I don’t *think* that defending Israel is the only way to guarantee Jewish safety. I know it is. We are a country surrounded by homicidal antisemites. Hamas has stated that they will continue doing what they did on October 7th until we cease to exist. There is no peace for the Israeli or Palestinian people with Hamas still in power. So we’re destroying their tunnels and we’re rooting them out and we’re here for our hostages. Let’s play devils advocate - if Israel didn’t exist do you all honestly think that Hamas and all other Iran proxies would just allow Jews and the Western world to live in peace? Because they wouldn’t. Y’all should be grateful that we’re here because if we weren’t, they’d be killing Jews elsewhere. Don’t let them fool you into believing this is about land. They. Hate. Jews. And Israel is the only place in the world where Jews can truly defend themselves. My grandfather survived the Holocaust BH and he always says that they didn’t have a way to defend themselves in the camps. They weren’t organized. They didn’t have weapons. They didn’t have the upper hand. Well now we’re organized and we’re armed and we’re trained. Never again will we be helpless - thanks to Israel.

“That feels like taking the responsibility off of other countries” - what responsibility? To protect Jews? To persecute Hamas? Feh! None of that will ever happen. Not once has any other country *saved* the Jewish people. And, actually, often times people are turning a blind eye to our persecution - like most of the world did on and after and ever since October 7th. Like they did during the Holocaust. Like they have every time Hamas and PIJ indiscriminately fire rockets at Israel. As I said, never again will our safety be in anyone else’s hands because the world has shown us time and time again that they do not care.

“Leaving diaspora Jews vulnerable” is an insane way to blame the victim. WE WERE ATTACKED. But do you think we needed to be attacked for people to hate Jews? No, this has just empowered them to do so out loud. There has always been a correlation between anti-Israel hate and violence against Jews in the diaspora. In May of 2021 when 4000+ rockets were fired into Israel, goyim in the diaspora took this as permission to act out their antisemitic fantasies. Again when WE WERE ATTACKED. Don’t forget - People were celebrating our massacre before Israel even set foot in Gaza. Don’t let the world fool you into thinking that Israel defending ourselves has created antisemitism in the diaspora, it’s only encouraged it.

I am going to give you the benefit of the doubt here and assume you are not Jewish. I don’t know how to explain this conflict to you - a conflict I have lived my entire life (like my parents and grandparents before me). I don’t know how to share my pain and grief and the pain and grief of my tribe in a way that will make sense. But I’m done needing to justify my existence as a Jew. Israel is done justifying its existence as the homeland of the Jewish people. History has shown us that our survival is our responsibility and I/we won’t apologize for it. The same people that are too cowardly to stand up for us when our people are killed and raped can keep their mouths shut when we defend ourselves.

And it seems like maybe you didn’t read this post that I shared today which really would have answered a lot of this without me needing to go on a sleep deprived rant.

[angryartist1]

I think of sans more as a fun uncle with insane lore instead of the usual he who holds many secrets I'm smiling but inside I'm dying 😔😔

Sans the typa guy who will just be chilling on the couch with frisk one second, then he would just drop the most insane lore ever like he bit a monsters ear off or something

[clarionglass]

Personally cannot wait for Zac to just. Zac. Zac, bane of the Master’s entire existence.

>:)

i am firmly of the opinion that zac will be very calm and chill about this. and then in a month's time the master will jump out of his skin bc he'll go into the tardis console room and zac will just. be there. he worked out how to see past the perception filter a week ago and goes in there when he wants a moment to himself :'))

[professional-donut-thief]

I have not a clue what I’m doing!!

Should probably give some sort of introduction…

uhm.. I am a minor! I steal donuts for a living! And I have yet to be caught!

…Y’know…maybe I shouldn’t talk about my very very tiny, not at all problematic felonies against society…

uhm…

Besides that joke! Yes, I was joking! I can make things! Don’t ask for anything too big-!

I ah… I’m not the best at this..

……Oh! But I really hope you get to know me better..! I know this isn’t much and I kinda suck at introductions, don’t do ‘em often.. heh-

[lodessa]

For the headcanon ask ❤️‍🔥🫂 for Chakotay please

❤️‍🔥 A romantic headcanon

Chakotay has never "pursued" someone in his life. He flirts and he drops hints and his heart is on his sleeve, but he waits to be asked, to be invited, to be pounced. This actually works out pretty well for him in general, since he's so damned cute.

🫂 A friendship headcanon

Chakotay is that friend who you could call after a significant gap in talking to each other, and pick right up where you left off. It might be weird for the first fifteen minutes or whatever, but then suddenly he's referencing your old inside jokes and more importantly you suddenly remember just how nice it feels to hang out with him, the warmth of his presence, the way he can be so gentle and yet turn sharp on a knife's edge. Next thing you know, you are telling him about the big stuff that's been haunting you lately, and he seems to get it in a way that no one else does, there's just something about the way he listens and the questions he asks and how you see belief in you reflected in his eyes.

[fannyyann]

can we hear more ab c/m/l spit roasting but make it cockwarming :3

it's one of my favorite concepts but i truly have no recollection of what prompted the idea?? other than apparently matthew getting traded lol

Leon stops teasing Matthew’s rim, presses his free hand between his shoulder blades and nudges him forward on Connor’s cock right as he slides a finger in.  “Asshole,” Connor breathes out; his eyes blowing wide when Leon glances over Matthew’s prostate and he clenches and moans.  “You seem fine.”  Connor’s expression goes soft when he drops his hand to Matthew’s hair, and cards his fingers through the curls on top. “Can’t really complain.”  He drags his finger out slowly, pushes in rough, and Matthew lets out a beautiful whimper that has Leon smoothing his hand over Matthew’s shoulders and down his flank. “Me either.”  He squeezes Matthew’s hip and adds a second finger, belly going hot when Matthew pushes back into it and whines. Connor’s eyes slip closed and his hand tenses in Matthew’s hair, and Leon takes a long, steadying breath and reminds himself that his time in Matthew’s mouth will come, but right now chasing an orgasm isn’t the point of what they’re doing right now.  The point is Connor loves getting hard inside Matthew’s mouth almost as much as Matthew loves getting filled and stretched open from cock and that he loves getting edged almost as much as Leon loves edging him. The point is Matthew is neediest for attention right after he’s given himself over for Connor and Leon to take apart and that when the season drags and their days without Matthew seem endless, it’s the quiet stretch of time after taking him to his limits where Matthew’s sex drunk and warm between the two of them that they miss the most.  The point is summer’s ending, Matthew won’t be a Calgary Flame three hours away when the season begins, and they’ve been clinging to each other for the last two weeks like committing the feel of Matthew shaking apart between them to memory will ever be enough to stave off the desperate ache of longing saying goodbye will bring. 

[loverkasp]

How do you send the halloween boop? Like the spooky one

when you go to someone’s blog you hold down the boop button until the paw spins twice and then you can evil boop!!

[nuninho2000]

Wow, harmony lovers are so salty that the pair they love would rather choose Weasley siblings than each other is hilarious. It makes them so salty that they have this need to go onto hinny posts and shit on the ship. The lack of reading comprehension that blogger showed was hilarious 😂. I’m not sure what they were trying to achieve, but they just made themselves and their ship look beyond stupid. Harry was never interested in Hermione, and Hermione was never interested in Harry. Ron thinking something was between them made both of them cringe because they thought of each other as siblings. Harmony shippers are so insecure LOL

I simply ignore them , if they don't like it it's their problem and point of view.

I'm not worried about their opposite opinion other than my one , if they don't like Harry and Ginny together it's totally indifferent to me but for their unfortunate it's canon just like Ron and Hermione are.

About Harry and Hermione's friendship i simply love their bond because their friendship is one of the things I admire in the Wizarding World. The fact that a boy and a girl can love and admire each other so much without romantic attachment is really thoughtful. People mostly bend the relationship of a boy and a girl as close as Harry and Hermione towards love affairs. The friendship of Harry and Hermione proves that such pure friendship exists in the world.

Hermione's love for Harry is just too beautiful. I don't know, but I see it as almost maternal. She gave him advice from girls and made him eat his meals (healthy meals, not too many sweets because they are bad for his teeth) and would do his homework, I'm sure she sent him to bed when it was getting late and he was still playing chess in the common room. She would be extremely protective and if a student said something mean about Harry (like spreading a stupid rumor about him being secretly happy about Cedric's death because he can now date Cho) she would make them wish they weren't born because no one messed with their brother newest. As if she took on the role of big sister, but as the two have no biological parental figure in the magical world (yes, there are Molly, Arthur and Sirius and Lupin , but they do not live with them on a daily basis), she feels like she has to take on that role too. Lucky that Ron was always there to help her raise her younger brother and stop her when she was going too far.

[wind-becomes-lightning]

Hiiiii, so sorry I missed your post, congrats on NINE HUNDRED FOLLOWERS HOLY SHIT! may I humbly request obito with this pose (pinterrest wouldn't let me save the photo or get a link so I just screenshotted it ahakfldhak) ...did you already guess I'd pick obito... yeah... oh and a random song I associate with him is 'until there is no end' by lorn. Anyways congrats again!! And no worries if you don't want to/I'm too late! Mwah smooching you, I love to see your art!

I know you said obito but i knew in my heart that it needed to be Tobi <3 :D thank you for that funny last prompt

[darkcolinbridgerton]

Ok send me a number and a Bridgerton Pairing and I’ll make a mood board! If I like the idea enough I may write a one shot!

Credit for the prompt list: @nephilimeq

[laineystein]

okay, this is kind of a stupid question coming from someone who could not be further from the conflict if i tried, so this is probably idiotic in more ways that i can see, but i *have* to ask: israel, as far as I'm aware and even discounting military aid received from other countries, has more than enough firepower to raze gaza- and the west bank- several times over, and it also excels in the defence half of it.

now, to be extremely clear, i am not suggesting actually shelling the gaza strip into dust as that would be nothing more than senseless killing of innocents, directly counter to Israel's goals, and also terrible optics, but in light of this wide precipice of power, why, in your eyes, is the IDF not attempting to force a surrender from hamas by means of threatening to just blow everything up sky high?

This is not a stupid question. It’s a decent question and it has a very simple answer:

Israel values human life. Hamas does not.

If we were to threaten to flatten Gaza, Hamas wouldn’t care. Most of their commanders don’t live there and those that do are hiding in a tunnel system that isn’t (for the most part) impacted by our very specific airstrikes. (This is the same reason we haven’t completely decimated their entire tunnel system when we absolutely have the capability - we know that many of our hostages are being kept there.)

Hamas had made it explicitly clear that they don’t care about their own people and they acknowledge that they use them as human shields *because* they know that Israel does our best to avoid casualties at all cost. This is also why they took hostages in the first place. They know we’ll be more careful. They’re hateful pieces of shit but they know how we operate.

Bottom line, Israel doesn’t want to flatten Gaza. We don’t want innocent civilians to die; we want our hostages back and we want Hamas to surrender.

[angryartist1]

Little page of drawings teehee

[clarionglass]

Holy CRAP I love your game changer/dr who crossover. never thought it would work this well but DAMN!!! Grant/Master dynamic is funny as hell though, and Brennan was written so well!!! Thank you for sharing!

thank you, glad you enjoyed!!! and yeah it works surprisingly well?? the vibes just align somehow, it was great to work with :D

god the grant/master dynamic was fun to write--the master can't have things his own way all the time, so you need someone to be able to poke back in a way he doesn't expect. and as soon as i got a handle on grant's voice, i knew it would be through sex jokes :')) thinking about how grant would deal with the master being a semipermanent fixture around the dropout studio is also stupid funny :'D

and glad you enjoyed brennan in this! honestly i've watched so much dimension 20 that a tiny brennan just. lives in my brain now. so it's not so much writing as poking the tiny brennan in my brain with a stick and seeing what comes out :')))

[breadonthestreet]

The father of Ellie! ( @professional-donut-thief )

His name is “P”

He’s not as grumpy as he looks but if he doesn’t know you just be ready to get a soul piercing stare!!

You’d usually find him at home.. if he isn’t doing whatever it is he does.. …..does he even work?? I swear he leaves the house sometimes..

Y’all can ask about him! If you want, of course!

(Or ask him personally! Just address him by name!)

Shouldmakeablogforhimsomedayhuh?