#this beautiful anon needs to come off anon 💫

[serene-sun]

You look like Euronymous

Are you trying to flirt? Because it’s working 🫶🏻

😍✨CUT MY LIFE INTO PIECES✨😍

⭐️🥀THIS IS MY LAST RESORT🥀⭐️

🤟🏻SUFFOCATION🤟🏻

👌🏻👈🏻NO BREATHING🍆💦

[moonlight-s0onata]

Anon said "Please can you write something fluffy with Neuvillete? I just got to the archon quest and his appearance totally deceived me to think he would be a meanie when he's such a sweetheart 😭 please tell me you are already on the quest but ignore in case you aren't, thanks in advance!"

Sure, I can, anon. I am in love with Neuvi after all, the archon quest just made me even more soft for him.

-Lumi 💫

After the Rain

Neuvillete (Genshin Impact) x Reader

Warnings: None

Fluff and a picnic.

You woke up at the sound of light rain. Yawning and stretching, you get up to look out the window. The clouds were heavy with no signs to stop soon, and you sighed. This was the third consecutive day.

For occasions like this, it was truly an inconvenience to live so far away from Fontaine's court.

You worked all morning on preparing many little snacks, some fruit salad and a patisserie you learned from your grandma, a great family secret. After that, you worked on packing it all on a basket, rushing out your cozy home and into the worsening weather outside.

- It's a miracle we haven't turned into fish yet - You sighed, quickly walking towards the closest aquabus station.

----

The Iudex of Fontaine was facing yet another day filled with trials and the dreading sense of not fulfilling his duty as he should, yet he wasn't sure of what the exact problem was.

The downpour worsened, and people grew a little more anxious. He also tried to stay calm, to no avail. Everything felt overwhelming. Maybe a break would be in order. He needed it more than everyone else.

----

As you got off the aquabus and into the lift towards the court, you couldn't help stop to fix your clothes and to check the little bouquet you put together from flowers in your little garden, you took a deep, determined breath and walked towards the gate.

- Y/N, good day, what brings you here? - The voice of the Chief Justice broke you out of your mind.

Walking towards him with an easy smile, trying to calm down your running heart. - Good day to you too, Monsieur Neuvillete- You were glad you seemed to walk in on break time. You raised the basket a little bit, his eyes following. -I thought it was a good day to enjoy a picnic over in Fontaine. Would you like to come? -

He raised an eyebrow, looking directly into your eyes with his piercing (beautiful) silver eyes, and you had to avert your gaze. - A picnic? In this weather? - He asked with a genuinely nice voice. He was always so kind, and your heart flipped again.

-A-ah, right...- You trailed trying to find an excuse -I... wanted to come even before the weather became like this... I had already made the food, and I was thinking about going to a place that had shelter from the rain- Every word came harder than the last, and you felt your face burn. Thankfully, he wasn't looking at you and he just hummed and nodded. - Then please lead the way -

----

You lay your picnic right below a nice pavilion on a park near the court, some otters playing around in the pond, and the rain just a light drizzle now.

You shared your food, talked about some funny and trivial happenings of your daily life away from the city, and made some easy talk that made him almost forget this was a break from one of the trials.

As you finished and put everything away again, you took a little box holding a couple more of the patisseries you made. Holding it for him, you smiled - I hope you ate well and had a good time. Thanks for accompanying me when you are so busy - you spoke sincerely, bowing lightly to him. He smiled softly, looking at the box in your hands and shaking his head. - Pleasure was all mine. Thank you for this time and for everything you shared with me today, from your food to all your stories -

- These are also for you, for when you need another break - You blushed lightly as he took it and gave you a gentle smile - Thank you so much, I will enjoy them for sure. Please, be safe on your way back - And with that, he turned around and left, walking back into the court.

----

Your trip back was uneventful and quiet, riding the aquabus and walking between the ponds and flower patches towards your home. Everything looked shiny, with a light coat of droplets that sparkled with the now present afternoon sunshine.

The sky was clearing and the clouds moved away fast. You smiled, looking at the beautiful scenery both in land and sky.

"When the Hydro dragon feels sad, it rains" Your grandma once said, as you looked out the window to the pouring rain. You turned to her with a surprised face, running to her.

- Then we must help him be happy again! so he can stop crying! - Little you said, with worried eyes, fisting into your grandma's skirt.

- Hmmm... You are right - She chuckled as she got up from the couch, and into the kitchen - and I happen to know a secret recipe that makes him all happy again - Those words made your face light up, jumping around happily.

- Then teach me! I want to help him so I can go play outside! - As you jumped and ran around with some ingredients, you learned how to bake a patisserie with a soft and sweet scent of lavender and honey.

That fond memory made you smile, reaching your home. After so many days, the rain finally went away.

When it rains, the hydro dragon is feeling sad, but he just needs some rest and a little treat to feel happy again.

[specialagentlokitty]

Snape x reader - hold you

Hi! About this: "Hi! Would you be okay with writing a fic with Snape and female reader where he finds out that she is self harming and helps her out? Mostly fluff and angst? Thank you so much! 💫🖤" - Anon 💜

TW: mentions of self harm

He wasn’t supposed to found out, he was never supposed to find out it was the last thing you wanted.

Severus stared down at you and you stared back up at him unable to form any words as tears fell down your face.

“What have you done?” He asked.

You shook your head burying your face in your knees as he crouched down and looked at you, slowly rolling up your sleeves he looked at the scars on your arms.

Fresh and new.

Severus had his suspicions, but it wasn’t until he watched you pull your hoodie on that he was sure.

He ran his fingers along the scars and he sighed, moving his hand from your arm to the back of your hair, running his fingers through it.

“Why would you do this?” He asked.

“I’m sorry… I’m so sorry…”

You fell into him, wrapping your arms around him as you cried heavily and he wrapped his arms around you tightly.

“Why would you not talk to me? Tell me?”

“I didn’t want to worry you…”

Severus sighed once more, pressing his lips to the top of your head as he closed it his.

“You should have said something..” he whispered.

He wasn’t sure what to do about it, he had no idea to handle a situation like this, but right now his mind was just flooded with thoughts of making sure you were okay.

“Have you any fresh ones?”

You slowly shook your head and he pulled away from the hug, placing his hands on your cheeks to make you look at him and he wiped your tears away.

“Promise me love.”

“I.. I promise..”

He searched your eyes for a second before nodding.

“Okay. I believe you. When was the last time you hurt yourself?”

“About a week ago..”

He nodded again.

“I don’t want you to do this to yourself, you’re far to beautiful to scar yourself like this (Y/N).”

Severus helped you stand up and he led you to the bed and sat you down.

He stood in front of you and took his cloak off, resting it on the bed he placed his hands on the bottom of your hoodie and looked at you.

Nodding you let him take it off and you pulled your shirt down and he carefully took your arms, inspecting them.

He looked at every scar and mark, and he looked at you.

“I don’t want you doing this to yourself..”

“I’m so sorry Severus..”

He walked around to his side of the bed, taking his jacket off he sat down and held his arm out, and you shuffled over, resting your head on his chest as he held you.

“If you ever have to do that please come find me. I don’t care where I am or what I’m doing. Come and find me (Y/N).”

You nodded and he looked down at you.

He was going to wait for you to sleep and remove anything you could hurt yourself with, but right now all he needed to do was hold you.

Be there for you.

That was the most important thing

[moonjxsung]

STAR IM DEVASTATED so i have a priv twt acc right w some irls and this stay from stayville req-ed me a long time ago and i was soooo happy that i was mutuals w someone from stayville and i THOUGHT everything between us was cool? but today they unfollowed me and removed me as a follower and im devastated i dunno why they did that :((( i don't think they had a problem w me saying nsfw stuff cuz they previously tweeted things like "cancelling someone over saying smth nsfw abt an adult is stupid" and also ive seen them interact w nsfw minsung posts so i dunno if me tweeting smth like "i wanna suck flxs cock sooooo bad" couldve made them wanna break the mutual??? i dmed them too and i was like "heyy is there a reason you don't wanna be moots w me anymore </3" and not even minutes later they turned off their message perms and im devastated. its STUPID bcs they'd barely interact w me Sure but it felt nice to have a stay be my friend on my priv twt that's usually just for my irls and i </3 it's ironic that they did that too bcs just earlier today (before they broke the mutual) i noticed that my followers went down (i have a very low amt already. like. 25. not even joking) and i tweeted "yall dont wanan be friends w me anymore </3" bcs like. my followers are QUITE LITERALLY only my irls + a skz writer so i was (i think rightfully??) alarmed that the number went down!!!! man im just Sad about it and SIIIGH i know i shouldnt care so much bcs at the end of the day they're just a person online but the least they could've done was dm me back and explain why and GHFSDDSJHFKJADDSDSAAAAA you get me!?!! also im sorry i dropped this on you randomly feel free to ignore LMAAOOAOAO can i be 💫 anon? thank yew <3

(Adding 💫 to the anon list!!! Also fun fact that’s my favorite emoji of all time. Slay)

I feel like I’m the LAST person who should be giving advice abt this bc one of my mutuals and a very good friend of mine who I’d been talking to every day randomly blocked me on everything this week after me literally being there to console this person for every little thing and playing into this pretend homoerotic friendship we had even though she was clearly looking for another boyfriend and would get mad if I even called another girl pretty (???) I wish nothing but the absolute best for her but like…. The double standard is WILD. to not provide closure to a months-long friendship is just genuinely a very mean spirited thing to do imo.

(If she’s reading this, best of luck with everything and I hope you know I cared for you a lot more than you think I did. I distanced myself because you were clearly looking for someone to fill a void in your life that I could simply not fulfill, and I didn’t want to lead you on, nor be kept around like I wasn’t allowed to talk to other girls either. Regardless, I hope you know I used to sleep with my phone on full volume in case you called, and I deleted a page worth of poetry in my notes app for you I meant to deliver on your birthday. I also deleted your number so I have zero way of contacting you, but I will always be here if you need me. Take care and I love you always, I hope you still see me when you look up at the moon)

It’s not the first time I’ve lost an internet friend to the magical world of blocking, but fortunately the attitude I’ve developed towards it is that none of this is real!!! These are people on the internet miles away you’ve never met irl and they have no real impact in your life whether they remain following you or not. I’ve lost internet friends nearly a decade ago that I don’t even remember anymore. Better ones will come along!!! Especially stays! This fandom has so many beautiful remarkable people who are actually worth following and they wouldn’t cut you off like that. Sending so many positive vibes your way and I KNOW that the universe will send you some better mutuals. In the meanwhile I will be your internet bestie and I would never unfollow you for nsfw content or without some form of an explanation. And I also want to suck Felix’s dick. 🩷🫶

(I love you, don’t be so hard on yourself!!!! You’re wonderful, angel 🩷 anyone would be lucky to be moots with you)

[princessfayebug]

Aww hi there!~ Can I request some platonic ROTTMNT headcanons with a sibling reader, but instead of them being a turtle, they're a fat-tailed gecko! (have you seen them? they're so cuteeee) 〜⁠(⁠꒪⁠꒳⁠꒪⁠)⁠〜

they're around the same age as Mikey — the older siblings have their work cut out for them; if Leo and Donnie are the disaster twins, then Mikey and Reader are the Sun and Moon twins :')

Mikey's the Sun: bright, loving, bubbly, encompassing warmth and lively whereas Reader is the Moon: calm, soft-spoken, beautiful, serene.

as "twins" , they share a love + affinity for the arts, being comforting presences in their own way, and are both equally as terrifying/able when they're triggered w/ a healthy dose of homicidal tendencies XD /lh

I just need some sibling fluff (⁠◡⁠ ⁠ω⁠ ⁠◡⁠) & your writing + formatting is so cute!! can't wait to see if & whatcha come up with!!<33

stay hydrated. that is a loving~ threat. cheers! 💫

A/n:Hi there anon!! I'm so so sorry I'm just now getting to your request trust me I wanted to but I just don't have motivation to do stuff sometimes. But I decided to finally get off my butt and write because you've been waiting the longest! Hope you enjoy and again so sorry for the long wait! Also yes fat tailed geckos are adorable!! And tyy<33

Platonic Rottmnt Mikeyx Reader Headcanons(Request)

Secanrio:

Reader is a fat-tailed gecko mutant with a sibling dynamic with the turtles!

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•So everyone knows y/n and Mikey are a force to be reckoned with

•Dr.Delicate Touch AND y/n together?? Yeah you're dying tonight bud

•Y/n is usually pretty chill and calm and Mikey is always sweet and optimistic but the minute you hurt someone they love, take away something they, or just ruin something they care about they're out for blood

•Long story short y/n and Mikey are a chaotic duo

•Y/n and Mikey both loooooove art so they're always working on projects together

•April:Uhh Mikey what are you doing? And where's Y/n?

•Mikey:We're painting the lair to make it look nicer! Y/n should be back in a minute they're out getting more paint and supplies

•I feel like Mikey and Y/n would be like the "matchmakers" of the family and would just constantly try to set their older siblings up with their crush or something

•I also feel like Y/n and Mikey are both good listeners and good at helping people sort through their feelings but in different ways

•Mikey would have you talk things out

•And y/n would have you do some kind of breathing exercises and calming activities to ease your mind

•Separately these methods are just ok but together they can really help resolve arguments and misunderstandings. Not always but it helps alot

•And for that reason they've been dubbed the "therapy twins"

•They're always using the "but we're the youngest" card to get out of trouble when Splinter gets upset

•When Draxum got on their side y/n took a little longer to get on board with it than Mikey did but eventually came around and helped back Mikey up when he defended Draxum

•Mikey's the "follow your dreams! Do what your heart tells you!" twin and Y/n is the "Lets be realistic, is this really practical?" twin

•Dont get me wrong y/n is all for following you dreams but ya gotta be rational and realistic about it

•Y/n and Mikey made cute little charm bracelets for everyone including their favorite colors, something they like, and something unique to each sibling

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Hope you enjoyed, I tried my best! Also sorry if there are any typos I proof read it twice but sometimes I miss stuff until after posting it

[jadeylovesmarvelxo]

The Proposal

I have a cute angst to fluff idea. While Dustin loves Eddie, he loves the reader more. They're like the sibling he never had, and he's known them for years because they used to babysit him.

Dustin overhears Eddie with another guy talking about how he doesn't want the reader to be his girlfriend anymore. Dustin goes into overprotective mode and is pissed.

He spends the next day keeping the reader away from Eddie. The reader thinks it's kinda cute and that Dustin just missed them. Eddie's kinda confused why his girlfriend has been taken hostage by a kid who looks like he's .5 seconds away from tackling him.

Eddie gets Dustin alone and asks what's going on, and Dustin loses it telling him what he overheard. Eddie explains that yeah he doesn't want the reader to be JUST his girlfriend anymore, which is why he's gonna propose the night of graduation. He even shows him the ring he's picked out.

Eddie thinks its cute that Dustin is so protective of the reader, and he tells him he's thankful he's always looking out for them, even though he hogged them all day. Eddie tells him that gives him the honor of being the best man, and Dustin is of course going to be the absolute best, best man ever.

Requested by anon

This was such a cute request that I had to write it straight away 😍

Warnings; Slight Angst to Fluff.

Likes, comments and reblogs are appreciated ❤ I don't give anyone permission to copy my work.

❤

Dustin had been close to y/n for the longest time, she was his babysitter when he was younger and was like the sister he never had.

Dustin loved Eddie too but at this precise moment, he was pissed off at him. He didn't mean to eavesdrop he didn't but he heard Eddie talking to Gareth and Eddie was speaking very quietly.

Eddie said that he didn't want y/n to be his girlfriend anymore.

Dustin was absolutely furious and he had every intention of protecting y/n from Eddie's intention to break her heart.

❤💫

Y/n didn't know why but Dustin had turned extremely protective in the last day or so, he wouldn't let her out of his sight which was very sweet, he was like the little brother she never had and he must have been missing her.

"Aww Dustykins, you miss me huh? You can join Eddie and me for movie night anytime you want you know?".

At the mention of Eddie's name Dustin's eyes narrow and she's confused about what's going on. Did they have a falling out or something that she wasn't privy to?

All day he had barely let Eddie near her and Eddie was complaining he hadn't had his afternoon kisses.

Dustin's even worse when Eddie comes near, finally managing to sneak past Dustin and he wraps his arms around her waist.

"There's my beautiful princess". He kisses her cheek and nuzzles her neck. Dustin is still glaring at Eddie who looks confused and whispers in her ear.

"Sweetheart, why is the little butthead looking at me like he wants to tackle me then beat me up?". She shrugs helplessly, Dustin has never acted like this before.

Right, he needs to have a word with Henderson then.

❤💫

Eddie takes Dustin to a quieter part of the auditorium.

"Okay Henderson, spill. What's up with you?".

Dustin is quiet for a few seconds then speaks looking furious.

"I overheard you talking to Gareth about you not wanting y/n to be your girlfriend anymore. You know how much y/n loves you Eddie. I'm so pissed off at you right now".

Eddie softens. So this was what it was all about. He just wanted to protect y/n.

"Y/n is like a sister to me' Dustin fumes, so if you think I'm just going to let you break her heart

"Henderson chill. I said that yes but if you stuck around for five seconds longer you would have heard me say after. I don't want y/n to be just my girlfriend anymore. I'm going to propose to her on graduation night".

That stops Dustin in his tracks and he gapes.

"Shit, Eddie man, I'm sorry". Eddie shakes his head and ruffles Dustin's hair.

"No, don't be. You protected y/n. You always have and you don't know what that means to me. You are going to be the perfect best man dude".

Dustin's eyes light up and he hugs him.

"Really?". Eddie grins and nods.

"Absolutely, wanna see the ring?". Dustin nods enthusiastically and Eddie opens the red box showing him the ring he's picked out for y/n. It's beautiful, classic, just like his princess.

"Wow, that's amazing man, y/n will love it, it's beautiful". He smiles feeling nervous for graduation but he can't wait.

❤💫

Graduation passes and she is so happy and proud that Eddie has graduated. He's ecstatic and they are currently at a movie night with all their friends, her parents and Eddie's uncle Wayne.

Dustin and Eddie appear to have made up as they are in the corner discussing something. Probably D&D.

A little while passes and Eddie looks very anxious and chatter quietens as he approaches her.

"Sweetheart, I have something I really want to ask you?". She smiles and gets up gently cupping his cheek.

"What is it, love?". He gets on one knee and her heart begins to race. Oh my god. Oh my god is all she can think and tears, happy tears roll down his cheek.

"Y/n, I love you so much, you're the first woman I've ever loved and the only woman I want to spend the rest of my life with. You're my soulmate. Will you marry me, princess?". He pulls out a square box and opens it.

The ring inside is beautiful, so beautiful and she feels so full of love for Eddie. He's her soulmate.

"Yes. Yes!". He beams and gets up kissing her as everyone erupts into cheers. She kisses Eddie and he slips the ring onto her finger.

She couldn't wait to spend the rest of her life with him.

💫❤

[heavyhitterheaux]

I Give Husband

First Lady of Private Garden Fic

AN: Ultimate husband vibes from Jackman 🥰 Make sure you read Two Halves of a Whole Idiot and Married Since When? so that this makes more sense

Synopsis: After it was revealed on instagram that the two of you are married by your best friend Urban, Jack has no choice but to come clean when asked about the status of your relationship in an interview with Angie Martinez

Pairing: Husband!Jack Harlow x Wife!Reader

Requested by: a beautiful anon 😘

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"Okay, Jack I have pulled up the most Googled questions about you. You ready to answer them?"

Based off of this tiktok 🥰🥰

"I’m nervous but, let's do this."

"No reason to be nervous! Okay, first question. Is Jack Harlow single?”

“Nope, not at all been taken since I was 15 by the same person.” Jack suddenly smiled when his mind immediately went to you. You were in the studio all day writing for your second album 777 so Urban along with DJ Drama, Neelam, and Urban accompanied him.

“Okay, next is who is Jack Harlow married to? Wait... why do they think you're married?"

Jack's breath immediately hitched in his throat as he looked over at Angie as she raised her eyebrows as if inquiring more information out of him. He then turned around to send a death glare to Urban since this had really been all of his fault since he was the one who had let it slip in the first place.

Even though it had been announced on instagram, there wasn’t exactly a full post about it since it was buried deep in your comments. He figured it was only a matter of time before more people caught on.

"Uhh Jack, do you have something that you want to share with us?"

"I mean I give husband in my demeanor so that makes sense that people would think that."

"You didn't answer my question!"

“I guess it was only a matter of time before I couldn’t avoid this anymore. So, yes I’m married.”

“Wait a minute..... your girlfriend well wife.... the First Lady of Private Garden?”

“Correct and our parents were ready to kill us when they found out all because someone couldn’t keep their mouth shut.” Jack explained looking at Urban who held his hands up in defense and Neelam and DJ Drama let out a small laugh.

“Wait, I need details! You two are so young still! What age did you get married?”

“We were both nineteen, it happened before we moved to Atlanta. Our parents had no idea, but they do now and it was actually revealed a few weeks ago on instagram buried deep in one her posts in the comments so unless you had seen the post, you wouldn’t have known.”

“And so it’s been almost five years?”

“Almost five years and a lifetime to go. Our original plan was to announce it once we reached the five year anniversary mark this year anyway.”

“When’s your anniversary?”

“December 21st. I proposed maybe a few days after her birthday in the beginning of December.”

“So, who were the witnesses? And how was it kept a secret for so long?”

“All of Private Garden were the witnesses as well as Y/N’s older sister Danielle knew. Everyone was sworn to secrecy from that day and I admit it was sometimes hard when I would be talking about her and I had to make sure that I didn’t say my wife, I had to say my girlfriend and she had to do the same thing.”

“Okay, I can live with that explanation. Next question, who inspires Jack Harlow?”

“This should be a given, my wife Y/N does. Damn that feels good to say and I don’t have to hide anymore.” Jack said while letting out a small laugh.

“I love that, explain a little bit more.”

“She never let me give up for anything even though there were times that I wanted to. You know maybe I didn’t feel like doing a show that night and she would be like, do it now because it’s going to pay off in the end and she was 100% right. I owe a lot to her and she would always tell me to keep going.”

“Happy wife, happy life right?”

“Truer words have never been spoken. I always make sure that she’s good before I can even focus on myself.”

“And I bet she would say the exact same thing about you.”

“That’s just how we are. All of our close friends know. That’s my ride or die.”

“Now, let’s see what’s up next. Is Jack Harlow a father?”

“I mean my wife calls me daddy if you get what I’m saying....”

“Y/N is about to kill you for that.” Angie said while everyone in the studio began laughing at Jack’s answer.

“That’s definitely going to be a fun conversation later. But no, not yet. But when the time is right we’ll know.”

“Okay, what is Jack Harlow’s real name?”

“That is literally my real name, but my full first name is Jackman.”

“Jackman Harlow?”

“Yeah, like Hugh Jackman.”

“Is there a middle name that goes along with that?”

“There is, and the real ones know what it is. Yall already know everything else and that’s my last shred of privacy. I didn’t want to give out the whole government but damn.”

“Last shred of privacy?”

“I already use my name as my stage name like a fool.”

“You know it’s not too late, you know.”

“What? Yes it is. Trust me, they know my face now.”

“It’s not!”

“Is it too late for you?”

“Definitely yes, but I’m not an artist.”

“Okay so what if you went by Lil Ang for the rest of your career?”

“No! Definitely not!”

“See, exactly my point, it’s too late for me.”

Just then Angie was alerted to a call coming through and it happened to be no one other than you.

“Uh oh.”

“What is that uh oh for? You got me nervous now.”

“You’re about to find out as I answer this call....Hi Y/N or should I say Mrs. Harlow, nice of you to join us.”

“Got damn it!” Jack exclaimed while waiting to hear your voice and Urban’s eyes went wide. 

“Hi Angie and hi husband. I heard you were talking about me.”

“All good things though, all good things baby girl.” Jack explained while having nothing but a smile on his face. 

“Hmm really? Even about the me calling you daddy comment?”

“Well did I lie?”

“JACKMAN THOMAS!”

“THERE IT IS! MIDDLE NAME REVEALED! THANK YOU FOR THAT Y/N!”

“Damn it babe!”

“You act like it’s a secret, people can literally google that about you.”

“So! I You have taken my last shred of privacy away!”

“Stop being dramatic and you can definitely have a stage name.”

“Immediately no, we’ve been through this.”

“My vote is for Lil Jack Jack.” You answered before busting out laughing. 

“Now I know for a fact you didn’t just say that.” As Neelam was trying to contain her laughter. 

“Wait, I have a question for you Y/N.”

“Anything, Angie.”

“Is Jack really 6′3?”

“Yes, and I would know because I have to constantly climb him like a tree seeing as I’m not even 5′5.”

“So, the stage name won’t fit!” Jack exclaimed.

“It’s a play on words, baby! Keep up!”

“And since I have you Y/N, when are you coming to visit me so we can talk about your husband more?”

“HEY!”

“Soon and very soon. I cannot believe he said that but then again I do. Been dealing with him since I was 15.”

“Babe! You make it sound like a chore.”

“Never that, Jackman. Wouldn’t want to be with anyone else and you know that.”

“I do. We in this forever.”

“Yes we are and babe?”

“Yes mamas?”

“I’m hungry can you get me food and bring it to the studio please?”

“I mean what are you hungry for? Me or something else?”

“JACKMAN BEHAVE! This is why I can’t take your ass anywhere as it is. You never know what to say outta your mouth and don’t you dare say what I know you’re about to say.”

“I love you?”

“I know that wasn’t it but bye husband I love you too and bye Angie!

You hung up and Angie suddenly looked back over at Jack.

“You’re in trouble with your wife aren’t you?”

“Ehh, maybe just a little bit.” 

Liked by y/ninsta, saweetie, urbanwyatt, brandisimmons, laflare1017, neelamthadhani, champagnepapi, druski2funny, and 2,268,901 others

jackharlow: Wifey 😍💕

y/ninsta: hubby 😘

saweetie: my best friend is a muthafuckin baddie 😍

druski2funny: now what in the world made y/n marry you?

jackharlow: druski2funny because she loves me dumbass

druski2funny: jackharlow ehhh idk tho, she would be taken better care of if you sent her my way

jackharlow: druski2funny not a chance in hell

y/ninsta: druski2funny I only have eyes for Jackman we all know this. no one else compares or comes close

jackharlow: y/ninsta I can have you cum right now if you let me

y/ninsta: jackharlow BEHAVE!

urbanwyatt: jackharlow yes what wifey said because I just can’t take it anymore

jackharlow: urbanwyatt you’ll be okay

urbanwyatt: jackharlow speak for yourself

normani: still can’t believe yall asses been married for almost five years and wasn’t about to say a damn thing to anybody

y/ninsta: normani we were! in December!

normani: y/ninsta lies

saweetie: y/ninsta I cannot wait to wedding plan!

y/ninsta: saweetie me either! this is going to be really special. we worked so hard for our success and it’s finally happening and now we can afford a real wedding 🥰

jackharlow: y/ninsta can’t wait to see you in white or... off white for that matter

saweetie: jackharlow yeah because we know for a damn fact that there is not a virgin bone in her body

y/ninsta: saweetie AND WHAT ABOUT IT?!

2forwoyne: y/ninsta what about a purple wedding dress?

y/ninsta: bye 2forwoyne

angiemartinez: the love you two have for each other is amazing. y/ninsta I can’t wait until you visit me so we can talk about the album and married life!

y/ninsta: angiemartinez I’m looking forward to it!

jackandy/naremyparents: can we talk about that daddy comment that jackharlow said earlier?

jackharlow: I don’t recall 👀

y/ninsta: jackharlow don’t play because you definitely do

jackharlow: y/ninsta I mean that’s what you call me and you know better because I will literally not answer to anything else.

sza: jackharlow oh really? 👀

druski2funny: urbanwyatt said yall were nasty as hell but this is another fact that has confirmed it

urbanwyatt: druski2funny I have ptsd from them

y/ninsta: urbanwyatt stop being dramatic and jackharlow I think I’m hungry for you and not food anymore 😏

jackharlow: y/ninsta say less, daddy’s on his way baby girl 😏

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[madame-fear]

may i have some more uuuhhh yandere gotham jonathan crane headcanons? thks i loved the last one 😩

Hellooo anon! 🥰 Sure thing! More Stalker!Jonathan Crane headcanons coming right up🧚‍♀️💫

Enjoy your reading, liebe! ♥️

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Gotham!Stalker!Jonathan Crane/Scarecrow x Fem!Reader | More Headcanons

I'm going to be honest and direct here: he was too shy and reserved to force himself to talk to you, but the first time he saw you, you got stuck in his mind.

He's literally not able to get you off his head. His mind constantly replays whatever he saw you doing (talking to someone, walking, laughing) and just thinks about how beautiful you are.

Everyone thinks he has a simple crush, so they tease them with you. But it's more than that. He's OBSESSED over you. You didn't even tell him your name and he already knows your whole life, social media, friends, family, etc.

Before talking to you, he sent you anonymous love letters and flowers to your work or a friends house he knew you frequented. It creeped the hell out of you.

When he finally decided to talk to you, he's mesmerised by your sweet voice and adorable facial expressions. He would savour the moment with you, and he would be so down to earth only so he can replay the moment anytime he wants.

He befriends you and tries his best to be as close as possible with you. He'll also try being your ONLY BEST friend. If he does that, for him, it means that he'll get to spend all the time he wants with you, and he'll also extract some info from you disguised as innocent and friendly questions to "know each other".

He's always trying to hint his love (obssesion) for you. He doesn't even buy things for you, he just steals them. He'd steal jewellry for you, flowers, random objects he knows you'll like from any store that he sees. Or maybe, if, for example, you like skulls, he'll grab skulls and give them to you. Or anything that you like collecting, he'll especially give it to you.

Honestly, he's very touch starved. So if you accidentally grasp his shoulder or any other part of his body, that's it. You've got him. You're now the absolute provider of all his needs and desires.

If he gets injured during an attack as Scarecrow, the only thing he can think about is you taking care of his injuries, and patching him up as you soothe him with sweet words. He wants to be babyed by you.

Constantly visits you at your home. The thing is, you don't know he's been visiting you, and maybe, just maybe...peeping through your window and generally admiring you. He always lives in the shadow. You never saw him staring at you through your window...you're not even aware of the fact he already knows where you live!

Already knows where you work, and when you leave. So after you finish your workshift, he'll always follow you hiding in the shadows, especially if your work shift ends at night. He kinds of hopes that his darling gets assaulted, so he can immediatly show up before they steal something from you or even get hurt.

He'll fear gas your assaulter, and his ego is boosted to the maximum to hearing you thanking him and protecting you.

To make things better, he'll also walk you home so you have an even better image of him already. And besides, if he accidentally spills that he knows where you live, you won't see it as suspicious since he took you home after nearly being assaulted walking to your home after work.

He loves thinking of himself as your personal saviour.

He's always daydreaming about how it would be to wrap his arms around your waist, or to hug you and smell your precious, soft, and shiny hair.

If he sees you talking to someone else...oh boy. The first 3 minutes he'd feel in complete pain at the sight of you laughing with someone that's not him. But it doesn't take long until he gets mad with that person and begins planning his absolute revenge towards him. Whoever talks to you, poor idiot. They won't even know that's the beginning of their end.

He thought of kidnapping you, but he's not like that when it comes to you. He can't even bare the thought of you being hurt or scared, so he'd be sleepless planning on how to make you fall for him. The first thing he thought is making some kind of "love gas" for you.

Since he enchanted you to become besties, he'll invite you over to his lab to show you some new chemicals he's been preparing. At that point, he's already made the love gas to make you his. He'll pretend that he accidentally spills or breaks whatever is holding the gas, making the whole room filled with love gas.

You accidentally inhaled it. It worked, his whole plan worked. You're now his, as he's yours. His fantasies and daydreams became now true. You can't have eyes for anyone except him. There's nothing that could literally make him any more happy than he already is.

[letstalkaboutfandomsbaby]

Nanami takes you to office potlucks. He knows your cooking will BLOW people's minds. (there's also no other way he'd be able to keep himself composed in an office party which he isn't getting paid to attend)

And you dress so pretty, coordinating with Nanami's fit. He has his arm around your waist the entire time and an uncharacteristic smile (he's blessing his colleagues w his smile,sheeeesshhh)

He thinks you're so amazing, that maybe bringing you here was a mistake cuz they get to bask in your presence for free! 😤 He'd charge them if he could

He prolly won't eat anything that you didn't bring. Nanaminletsjustgohometheennn

But he secretly enjoys showing you off. Like "Yes, look. Look at her. Look who I have in my arms. She's mine. Amazing, wonderful, talented, spectacular, brilliant-"

K. We getchu NANAMINN

Might puff his chest when anyone asks for your recipe or compliments you in any way.

(gives you a bath and 👀 extra attention when you go home. 10/10 would repeat all the compliments you got or how many people stared w jealousy. Maybe he's seeing things but he thinks they all should be jealous for not having you!!)

ANON YOU GOT ME THINKINGGGGGGGG

Gotta put this under a cut bc it's gonna get so long sksksk

OMG BUT CAN YOU IMAGINE??????

Just being Nanami's cute little wife that he brings along to an office party bc he refuses to go alone 🥺💕

He has to go bc it's mandatory but he's SOOOOO not into the idea

BUT of course he's gonna go bc it's his job and he needs to keep it if he wants to be able to support you

So he drags you along with him to this dumbass party and hopefully having you there will make the night better

He tells you to go on a shopping spree the day of so you can get all gussied up for this stupid party

And of course you do and you look 💫stunning💫 and he is breathless the minute he gets home and sees your pretty dress and hair and makeup and nails and AAAAAA

He's so tempted to skip the party and take you on a date instead but you already made a dish for the party and he needs to go soooo 🤷‍♀️

You go to the party and he keeps you at his side the whole night (he doesn't trust any of the single men that work in his office)

The two of you keep to yourselves unless someone comes up to say hi, and when that happens Nanami does not hold back

You are literally a trophy wife in these moments, he is showing you off and bragging about your accomplishments and how incredible you are and won't shut up until you tell him to knock it off you dont put it like that but that's pretty much what you're saying sksksk

He cant help it tho! You're so pretty and wonderful and perfect and he needs everyone to know that

The party is soooo boring and Nanami hates it but you make it worth attending (and he knows his coworkers feel the same bc they keep staring at you and who can blame them when you look so ravishing)

Don't think he doesn't notice how their hands linger in yours when they greet you or how their eyes roam when he brags about you

A part of him is a tad bit jealous but let's be honest, he's so fucking proud and giddy that he has the most beautiful woman in the room by his side

OH MY GOSH AND WHEN PPL START COMPLIMENTING YOUR COOKING AND OUT FIT HE JUST!!!!!!!! He has to bite back a shit eating grin bc he is just over the moon that ppl recognize how incredible you are

No but he gets so excited when other spouses ask for your recipe bc he knows how hard you work in the kitchen and he's so happy to see that hard work pay off 🥺 lowkey he thinks you're insecure about your cooking compared to his so he knows this is a real confidence booster for you

He begrudgingly stays for a couple hours before he finally gets fed up and is ready to leave

Luckily you pick up on his annoyed aura and kindly excuse yourselves and go home 😊💕

OOOO AND WHEN YALL GET HOME??? Nanami spoils the SHIT outta you!

Bathbomb, scented candles, charcuterie board, the whole nine yards for his beautiful incredible wife that makes his life worth living 💕

Will give you a massage and rub lotion on your skin once you get out of the tub and repeat all the compliments you got that night, letting you know how proud of you he is

The kinda freak who will repeat those same compliments while he's fucking you, telling you over and over how wonderful of a wife you are

Probably fucks you for a good two hours bc he just can't get over how lucky he is to have scored such a perfect little wife like you 💕

In short: im so fucking mad that i can't be Nanami's trophy wife bc it would be so fucking wonderful ✌😔

[emjiroki]

Hi Em!

You're actually one of the blogs that write for Enji and I'm so so happy to come across your blog, almost I come across to doesn't like him :< IMEANCOMEONHAVEYALLSEENTHISBIGHUNKOFMEAT- ehe that aside, I love your works!!

If its okay with you, I would like to request a fluff-like aftercare from this daddy. I need me some pampering hngg. Thank you so much and keep up the good work!💕

This is so sweet 😭 I can't believe all the love I'm getting today! My hearts going to burst! 💕 Enji Beefcake Daddy Todoroki content is severely lacking. Especially soft Daddy. You want pampering anon? I'll give you pampering 💕😌

Under the cut will be pure fluff but I still don't want Minors! 18+ like always

Enji might be gruff, and fucks like an animal, but his aftercare is Elite 💫

He'd hold you for a few minutes afterward, just basking in the afterglow and the warmth of your body against him, still shaking and out of breath from him breaking you apart

He'd make sure to have a towel somewhere close by beforehand because this man cums buckets (I will die on that hill because it's true) and he'd clean you up as best as he could before getting frustrated and just scooping you up out of the messy sheets and taking you to the bath. Climbing in behind you and holding you close against his chest, washing your body off with his soap so you'd smell like him, murmuring sweet words of "took me so well beautiful. So good for Daddy, always so perfect" against your wet skin and massaging out any soreness in your thighs,back, or shoulders.

He'd dry you off himself, even if you complain to him that you could do it yourself, he would just ignore you. No one could take care of you better than him, the number one hero, anyway.

The bed would be stripped when you got done getting dressed, Enji already laying out a new sheet as you put the old ones in the laundry hamper

And you know Enji sleeps in barely anything. Only underwear or very thin pajamas pants, usually shorts because he gets so hot at night and can't stand not falling asleep with you either on his chest or in his arms. No exceptions. He's convinced you're the key to good sleep.

I hope these were good anon! I love fluffy enji do much! Thanks for your ask lovely ❤

[3raaaachachacha]

Hello my beautiful loves,

How are you doing? I truly hope you are doing well! Admin 🦋 I hope things are going well for you and that you start feeling better. Mental health is as important as physical health and we need to take care of it and take it more seriously. I hope and wish that you get out of your slump as quick as possible and that things get back to normal. Admin 🌶, I'm so happy that you had fun on your trip, you have amazing friends that care so much about you! I'm so happy that you were able to finally relax and hopefully distress a bit, and it's great that you realised that you need a change. Realising that you need a change is the first (and a lot of the times the hardest) step to actually making a change, so I'm very proud of you and I hope everything goes well!

Things have been going okay for me, I have a lot of studying but I get around 10 days off between Christmas and new year's, which means that I can rest for a couple of days before I have to start studying for my exams again. It just feels so weird that Christmas is almost here and that we have around two weeks left of 2021. Time does fly by so fast!

I read your 12 days of Christmas works and I've got to say that I'm loving them, they are amazing as always! Especially the taehyun one, oh my god, I have been thinking about it ever since I read it. You guys are so talented, I always love reading your works!

I feel like this message is short compared to the others that I've sent you before, but I don't have a lot of things to say. As always eat well and rest well as well as drink a lot of water. Make sure you take care and stay safe, my sweethearts, and I cant wait to hear from you soon! Have an amazing day or night!

Love,

-Warmth anon❤💫

~ hello love !! i’m doing alright, i’ve been insanely busy with work, so i’m a bit exhausted lately. i’ve been doing better with staying positive, but usually around winter time, i get down more, which is unfortunate. it doesn’t help that most of my friends are moved away now. i will still continue to be happy and work on being better !! make sure to take a nice rest for yourself then get back to studying, you’ll do great. i can’t believe christmas is almost here either, it doesn't feel like 2022 is almost here lol. yay thank you, i’m so glad you love the taehyun blurb !! i worked really hard on that one and really loved the way it came out. i think it’s one of my favs from 12 days of christmas tbh !! you’re always so sweet checking in on us, we always appreciate it and you. please stay healthy, eat well, sleep well, and take care of yourself too !! ~

- Admin 🦋

~ hi honey!! thank you so much, it was a much needed small holiday, i really do believe if i didn’t go, i would have exploded. i’m so thankful for my friend for planning the trip too. it was definitely hard to realize and it took some time, but we got there in the end. make sure you take some much needed rest and give yourself a bit of a break, especially when you get back to studying again, take it in small portions. i’m proud of how far and well you’ve done so far! i really can’t believe that it’s christmas next week, it feels so insane and the year has flown by despite the bumps along the way. i’m glad to hear you are enjoying the 12 days so far, make sure to read the rest of them as they come out. thank you for all your love and support, it means the world. make sure you are also taking care of yourself! ~

- Admin 🌶️

[moonjxsung]

sTAR PLS 🤭🤭🤭 your little 👀 had my jaw dropping cos i'm so excited for it, im literally gonna block off time in my day to just sit down and read whatever you publish. when you posted the hanji fic i was like omg i need to finish my homework NOW, so i can read stars masterpiece when im done–uninterrupted.

i can't imagine how tiring it must be to chase down the people that steal your work to post them on other sites, trying to get the stolen work taken down or at least the credit that you rightfully deserve. i'll miss the drabbles of course, but i'd much rather have a star who isn't drained and tired chasing after these thieves <3 the stuff i write are drabble length i think? 1k-3k words, and even though i'm a smaller writer on this app, the possibility that my work could be stolen is always in the back of my mind.

right now its exam season. i had a midterm earlier (saturday at 9am 🤢 a crime) and then i have 3 more coming up in the next couple of weeks. at this point i just want to pass and get the credit so 🤞🤞 im coming off anon just to show you some pics i took while waiting for the eclipse and then when it happened

i'm not very knowledgeable about astronomy but god, i love it so much. the stars, the moon, space and everything, it's so breathtakingly beautiful it relaxes me.

i'm happy to hear you're going out and eating some good food, ugh i love some good food. stay safe always 🫶 ilysm pookie 🌸

I LOVE YOU SO MUCHHHHWJWKKALKSDJ I blocked off the entire day today to just stay in and WRITE I’m trying to get it finished before April’s over but we shall see 👀 IM SO EXCITED THAT YOU’RE EXCITED THOUGH SJSKXLXLSKSLSKDK

God the wattpad thieves are just rampant on here. I never thought it would be this bad considering I feel like tumblr isn’t as popular as it used to be? But boyyyyy was I wrong 😀 I’m doing the best I can coping and I have no intention of scrapping my longer stuff so it’s all good 🫶

GOOOOD LUCK WITH EXAMS MY LOOOOVE AHHHH you got this my love!!!!!! I believe in you!!!!!!! 🫶 this is the final stretch and then you’ll have some time to breathe and relax RAHHH manifesting good grades all around and some fun plans to celebrate when it’s over 🫶

ALSO THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR THE ECLIPSE PICS OH MY GODDDDDD I missed it because I had a 3 hour conference with a client I couldn’t miss and I’m still so sad about it but I love seeing it through your eyes and I’m so glad you got to witness it !! I love the moon she’s so beautiful I hope you always get to see the moon look so pretty and I hope you never miss astronomical phenomena when they occur 🌙⭐️✨💫 I do have some cutie pics of the moon from the past month I’ll add even though I didn’t catch the eclipse she’s SOOOO cutie 👼

I love you sweet angel I’m glad you’re doing well!!!! Go crush your exams and tell me all about it, I’ll be rooting for you from over here 👼💫⭐️🌙✨🫶💞💖💝💕

[international-kpopfan]

Chef Chan ~ Bang Chan

Pairing: Bang Chan x Gender-neutral reader.

Type: Imagine

Word Count: 2700

Genre: Fluff

Warnings: Bang Chan as boyfriend material👌

Requested: 

Can I request Chan teaching gender-neutral y/n how to cook - anon💫

Chan is known for the father of the boys, the one who occasionally needs to re-educate seven children and that takes a lot of energy from him. He finds it wonderful to come home to Y/N, who waits patiently for him with a pizza box on the table or the sushi neatly served on small plates. These are moments when he intensively enjoys what Y/N can offer him. Y/N gives him everything he desires, an evening chill on the bench, a walk in the park, the hugs, spontaneous tickle fights, singing through the house knowing that the neighbors are not happy and especially in the bedroom offers Y/N him more than he ever expected. The only thing missing now and then, not that he would trade Y/N for anyone, but cooking would be a nice thing to learn.

"Hey, I'm home," Chan shouts as he kicks off his shoes, puts on the slippers, and throws his bag somewhere in the corner. Somewhere he hears a vague voice calling hi and soon discovers Y/N on the couch with a bag of chips that is already half empty. Chan laughs at the sight. Three cushions under your back, one under your leg, the bag of chips on your stomach and the blanket half over your waist make him chuckle. "Do you want some?" You ask with the bag in his direction and Chan shakes his head. "I want something else," he mumbles before sitting down next to you, throwing the bag on the floor and pressing his lips to yours. You close your eyes enjoying the moment and caress your hands through Chan's brown locks. Soon Chan lets you go which results in a pout on your face. "Tonight babe," he whispers in your ear and a shiver runs down your back. "Who says I want that?" With raised eyebrows, you look at the older man who is half above you. ''I do''. Biting his lip, he lets you go, gets up and walks towards the kitchen. "What do you want to eat?" You call after him while you pick up the bag of chips and quickly take out a handful of chips. "We can order pizza, or kimchi or pasta ...." Meanwhile, while you are calling out which dishes you can order, Chan takes a can of coke from the fridge and carefully looks at the contents. "You still have a kilo of chips in your stomach and you are already thinking about eating again." Shrugging you eat the last bits of chips. "Yes, hello, you don't get that six-pack protected with nothing," you say when you walk into the kitchen and drop the empty bag into the garbage can. "Fat rolls are also not easy to get, sir". Chan turns around and looks at your body intensively. "Which fat rolls?" You stare at him with your mouth open and pull your shirt up. '' Behold, fat roll 1 to 5 ''. Chan bursts out laughing. ''Even if you had 20, you are still as beautiful to me''. You quickly put your shirt down again as it is not hot in the house and Chan's gaze was focused on your body for a long time. "Cheesy," you mutter and grab the can of coke from his hands. "Returning to the subject of dinner, how about cooking together once?" You stand still in the doorway like a statue with low shoulders and a sad look. "But I can't cook," you mutter softly but loudly for Chan to get a smile on his face. "You can learn it." You take a good look at him and his facial expression to check whether he is serious or not. After all, you never know with Mr. Bang and since he is surrounded by seven boys in the five to twelve age group, it would not surprise you if he also caught their behavior. "But Chan ..." You put the can of coke on the counter and look at Chan with big, pitiful eyes that he can't ignore 99% of the time. "Do you remember that frying pan?" Chan nods and laughs when he thinks about it. "Only an idiot like me manage to deep-fry a frying pan itself. That time that I literally burned a simple egg to the pan, did you forget it ?. I don't belong in the kitchen. I have other specialties ". Chan grabs your hands and holds them firmly before he presses a kiss on your forehead. "I'm convinced of that, but someday it should work, honey." Sighing you let your head hang, hopefully, he kicks in and still orders pizza. "I'm going to the supermarket, I'll be right back." And with that, he walks into the hallway to put on his coat and shoes to walk 100 meters to the supermarket for some food that you can also order. "In the meantime, don't try to grab another bag of chips." With a smirk, you look at him from the living room. "Can't promise anything." Winking, he opens the door and disappears outside, leaving you behind in your apartment that will probably go up in flames within hours.

Chan walks with his hands in his pockets towards the supermarket. The look on Y/N's face lingers in his head, the look that is so often given to make him agree with something, but today he really wanted to do something together instead of simply ordering a dish. He kindly greets the people outside who are talking, takes a basket and soon he is inside and is the first to walk to the vegetable aisle. Chan spends around twenty minutes in the supermarket before walking outside with two bags. Just to be sure, he brought pizza, if it really ends in a disaster tonight.

Faster than expected you hear the door slam shut and from the couch, you watch your boyfriend who enters the room with two bags. He places them on the table and starts unpacking. "Do you need help?" You ask as you get up and walk over to him and then wrap your arms around his waist and hide your face in between his shoulder blades. "Do you want to put this in the fridge?" He turns in your arms with the cans in his hands and pressing a kiss on your forehead. You nod, grab the cans and get ready to put them in the fridge, but Chan has a different idea and hits you on the ass. Shocked, you turn around and rub your the place where Chan's hand hit you. "They are holy, sir, don't touch." You still walk into the kitchen with a smile and put away the cans. "Tonight you say something else, or should I say scream?" You stick your tongue out at him and take the packets of noodles from him. "I don't scream." Chan chuckles, grabs the supplies and puts them on the counter. ''No definitely not. That is why Mrs. Lee has switched off her hearing aid''. With the potholder that lies on the counter for some magical reason, you slap him on the shoulder. ''Asshole''. Chan pushes you aside and takes two pans to place them on the gas stove. ''What do you want me to do?''. Chan grabs your hand and pulls you to the corner where he has placed chopping boards with the different vegetables to be cut. "Cutting isn't that hard, is it?" You shrug your shoulders. ''Never say never''. You put on the apron that Chan had prepared for you and tie it up. "You look really cute." 

After you have cut all the vegetables, your gaze rests on Chan who puts the noodles in the boiling water with a serious expression on his face. He quickly notices that you are staring at him and a smirk appears on his face. "A picture lasts longer," He says teasingly as he throws the empty packages into the trash. Biting your lip, you nod when you look at his arms that are visible after he has taken off his sweater. ''Certainly''. Chan comes to stand with his hands in his side. "That way, no dish will ever be on the table." You look at him apologetically and again the puppy eyes appear. "Sorry boss, please tell me what to do". Chan knows what he wants you to do, but he has to wait for after dinner, otherwise, everything would have been for nothing. "You can wok," he mumbles, placing both hands on your hips in front of the gas stove where the pan of water is already bubbling. "Step 1, add a little oil. Step 2, the vegetables in it and finally a little soy sauce for the taste''. You try to remember all the steps and follow every instruction as Chan has indicated. As you drop the vegetables into the pan, Chan wraps his arms around your waist and his head rests with his chin on your shoulder. "I really enjoy this," he whispers, pressing a kiss in your neck. ''Stop''. Chan knows all too well what he is doing to you through that one kiss, your neck is your weak spot and he is taking advantage of it as much as possible. ''Why?. You are cooking well and I .... ''. "You distract me, Chan." He takes his hands off your waist and sticks them in the air like a thief caught red-handed. "Oh wow, you were allergic to the kitchen at first and now I distract you," You raise the heat a little, hoping the vegetables will cook a little faster but will not come out black. You add the soy sauce bit by bit and Chan has meanwhile started with the noodles that were ready. He is standing with his back to you at the sink and the towel next to the gas stove is tempting. Quickly you pick up the cloth and slap Chan against his ass. "Oh, what was that good for?" Grinning, you hang the towel over your shoulder. "Thought there was something, sorry." With a sigh, Chan lets it go, he knows that you are doing what he says tonight. ''Are you ready?''. You nod and show him the result. "You see, it's not that difficult."

Both sit at the table with the dish on plates in front of you and Chan starts with the first bite when you stretch your legs over his lap. He wanted you to sit next to him instead of opposite him. His left hand descends to your leg and places himself on your calf to give a squeeze every now and then. You look at him with questioning and waiting eyes, waiting for a disapproving look because of the food that was doomed to fail in your eyes. Chan says nothing and continues to eat. "Honey, eat something please." You take your chopsticks and take a piece of carrot from the dish next to Chan combined with some noodles. The refined taste of the soy sauce has been absorbed by the vegetables and in combination with the noodles and the chicken that Chan has made quickly, causes an explosion for your taste buds. "This tastes really good," you say when you put your hand on Chan's upper arm. "I only did the noodles and chicken. The vegetables were your part". Smiling you take another bite. "But still, I have not done much and I feel that you have done everything". Chan sits back with his arm stretched over the back of your chair and the other arm wrapped around your leg. "It's a start, we just have to do this more often ... I'm surprised that nothing has caught fire". You look at him shocked. "Little trust in me, sir." Chan laughs while a sip takes his drink. "Who doubted this afternoon?" You nod in agreement, a playful and teasing look appears on your face and soon you look at Chan innocently. "I only doubt whether I have turned off the gas." Chan hurries from his chair and runs into the kitchen. "Ya Y/N, not funny." Smiling you take another bite of noodles. "You shouldn't have doubted me." Chan takes place again next to you at the table and now grasps your legs more firmly. "There is one thing I don't doubt." With your mouth still full you look at him. The image alone is too cute for words and Chan has to make an effort not to grab you at once. "What then?" You ask as soon as you have swallowed the bite. "That I have you on your knees at the end of the evening."

With that said he gets up and walks with the empty plates to the kitchen to put them in the dishwasher. Without saying another word you also clear the table and bring the rest of the dishes to him. "I wouldn't be so sure about that, Mr. Bang," you whisper in his ear when you want to put a board in the rack. You quickly leave the kitchen, you hear how he turns on the dishwasher and cleans the kitchen with a cloth. ''I'm going to take a shower '', you call but before you get the chance to walk to the bedroom at all you are lifted by two strong arms. ''I do not think so''. He walks to the living room with big steps and drops you on the couch cushions. "Are you going to give me a reason?" Chan sits down behind you and pulls your body towards him so that you are sitting between his legs. "Why would you take a shower now when you get dirty again?" The words cause a shiver on your body and you hide the red color in your face with your hands. "Don't pretend you don't like it." With a pout on your face, you turn around, which Chan loves to see you. "You are really mean Chan," you mutter, hiding your face in his chest. He wraps his arms around you and rubs his hands over your back and arm. "Wait until tonight." You hit him in the chest and Chan starts laughing. "Okay I'll stop baby ... although". The look in his eyes didn't mean too much good. ''What?. Do you want me to call you Chef Chan in bed? " Chan laughs, grabs your hands and folds them around his neck. "Eh no ..." With your arms around his neck you sit on your knees between his legs, his hands slide slowly to your ass on which they rest. "No, honey, I'm just teasing you." You stick out your tongue and you press a kiss on his lips. "I know, how could it be otherwise if you had to support seven children?" Chan shrugs. "Maybe I should call you Chan the nanny?" You smile at him with the most innocent look in your eyes, but Chan has a different plan long in his head. "You have ten seconds." The slap on the ass indicates that he means it and soon you run to the bedroom where you lie impatiently in bed. Chan comes into the room quite soon after you, closes the door, walks towards you and crawls over you on the bed. Hanging above your body, he looks at you with lustful and dark eyes. "You know what I want to be called between these four walls." With a provocative look and a burst of courage, you push him a bit away. "Chef Chan, wasn't it?" Chan changes his gaze from astonished to one that he only shows when the dominant qualities prevail in him. "We'll see what your name will be yelling, baby, if it's the wrong one, you know what to expect."

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[moonjxsung]

hiii baby! how are you? i hope you had sooo much fun at your bestie’s wedding!

i got too excited and forgot to include the kitty pic🙃

she was so cute and sweet and if i didn’t have a million of them id def take her in. someone texted me that she was a building cat but essentially a stray. so we returned her to the building. and i coincidentally had a friend cancel a spay appointment and that i could even pay for it and asked the girl that first texted me but she couldn’t take care of her. and today this other girl texted me that the first one sent the post to their apartment building complex and told them about the spay. and she found someone to take care of her and everyone is going to chip in to pay for her spay💜💜💜 im so happy about it tbh. i love when people come together to help animals in need😭

and look who came in the mail!!!

i love him so much. he’s too freaking cute.

and and i love the felix pcs, id do anything for blue haired felix!

and and and, go get your gf, bestie! we love that for you!

(and and and also matching tattoos!! that’s so exciting! i’m planning on getting one soon too but im kinda leaning on a sanrio one😭)

i love youuu pookie🫶🏻 muaaaaah

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STOP…. I LOVE HER……. 😭😭🫶 she matches your anon sign off so perfectly ! 🥹 that’s so sweet that everyone’s paying for her spay! I agree, it’s so beautiful when people come together to help out animals in need 🥹🫶 it truly warms my heart to see that so many people care for her AND that she found someone to care for her! Thank you for helping her out, this literally made my entire week 🫶🩷😭

ALSO OMGGGG I LOVE HIM…. Did he come with the outfit or did you just buy it like that??? IM OBSESSEDDDD 😭🫶

Blue haired lix is my Roman Empire I literally talk about his psychonaut vest look at least once a day 🤕 SHEESH…… ALSO THANK U POOKIE not my stay gf era 😍 I actually don’t date at all bc I just don’t care to ever get married or pursue anything long-term so I don’t like to waste anyone’s time but I do find joy in the fleeting muses that come with talking to girls and flirting with them! I feel like it would also completely destroy my creativity to actually settle down and inhibit the boundaries of my imagination when it comes to love & sex but I will never say no to texting a pretty girl and deluging her in compliments LMAO

ALSO YES matching tattoos we actually all decided to get 2 each!!! We know what they are now (I won’t reveal it until they’re done bc it’s a surpriiiise 👼) but I am SO excited omg I am dying to get more tattoos 🤞

ILY POOKIE I HOPE YOU’RE DOING WELL 🫶🩷💓💕💗🩷💫💓💕