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Error: The council send me a letter
Error: They found my ID
Error: To get it back I need to come to the council and show them my ID
#undertale#undertale au#sans the skeleton#sans#incorrect quotes#error#error sans#this actually happens in Germany#š¤¦š¾āāļø
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#star wars#thrawn#i dream i was eating at a burger king in germany#andi was complaining with my friend that the food was too expensive#and i have been wearing my pajama to go out for 5 days straight#because i didnt have money to take my clothes to the laundry#and then thrawn enter the bg with some storm troopers to buy some burgers#and half of this shit actually happened to me irl#but my mind like to be extra when i dream
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Thinking about Nicky being openly and loudly gay while Kevin's all, 'it's easier to be straight if you want to play exy' and wondering if anyone has actually given him shit for being an openly gay athlete in class I collegiate exy. AFTG does seem to be set in a universe where homophobia exists and seems fairly common but maybe Kevin's just wrong. Or maybe (and I think this is a funnier interpretation), Nicky gets no blow-back for being out and gay because actually no one has noticed he's gay (despite his best efforts) -- in fact, they haven't really noticed Nicky even exists. Kevin and Neil have so thoroughly dominated the public image of the PSU Foxes and what with the news about Aaron killing a guy with a racquet and Andrew breaking Riko's arm on live TV, Nicky is nothing but a number on a roster in the public's eye. He could probably stroll into the middle of a court after a game, kiss a dude and proclaim to the world he's here and he's queer and everyone would just be like, "who the fuck is that? ANYWAY did you hear about that crazy rumour about Jean Moreau?"
#i really like nicky actually#he's kinda sleazy and has hit on everyone (except seth)#he cares deeply for everyone around him with a ride or die kind of loyalty#in my head he had his own dramatic gay romance story when he was in germany#it'd be like an emotional romcom where he goes to germany for some breathing space while still very much trying to repress his sexuality#he meets his home-stay brother who is just this annoyingly perfect specimen of athletic manliness#probably someone who's never had a stray gay thought in his life#or so nicky thinks#until he walks in on erik with another perfect specimen of athletic manliness doing something that's definitely not straight#romcom shenanigans ensue#to nicky the rest of what happens at PSU is just the epilogue of his romance drama#aftg#all for the game#the foxhole court#nicky hemmick
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Imagine the Monsters watching soccer together during the start of Kevinās stay in Palmetto bc Nicky is a fan thanks to Erik and being cooked in the living in Germany soup for like a year and it just ends up as
Andrew: Hey Kevin look, look, a sport that doesn't even need hands, maybe a new career for you?
Kevin, hand still in a cast, bristling: Fuck you
#curtesy of my home country being soccer nation and me constantly forgetting that fact#until it is once again forcibly smacked into my head every couple of months#probably earns me a bad grade in being German#I didnāt even know the Europameisterschaft was happening until someone asked me abt FuĆball at work and I was like what now??#GERMANY IS APPARENTLY HOSTING IT THIS YEAR#anyway#I think Erik as a soccer fan is so fucking funny actually#he probably played it as a kid/teen/young adult too itās like a national sport#also Erik has the same last name as a famous German soccer player#who was p much at the height of his career in the years AFTG is set in iirc#I wonder if Nicky ever played himself and whether he liked it#you really cannot escape it itās everywhere in Germany even just subtly#aftg#all for the game#andrew minyard#kevin day#nicky hemmick#erik klose
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If there's one thing I've respectively noticed from Zionists and defenders of Israeli war crimes, it's that every source, argument and potential avenue to explore each explanation is riddled with cherry picking, moving the goalposts and mental gymnastics to explain why their conclusions, which typically are barely even related to the sources they use, somehow overshadow literal reality and what we see with our own eyes.
While scrolling, one example I came across was the repetitive misrepresentation of BLM, antifa and quotes from Martin Luther King Jr, as well as statistics, scholarly journal articles and government website information. These are all good sources, yet every single time they're mangled completely until the only possible "interpretation" of any of them is "well Israel is right to defend itself after shorting rockets beforehand because the retaliation was brutal and all Arabs are bad by default therefore". As if any of these sources are even about individual exceptions of Israel versus hatred towards Arabs.
I think what I find most absurd, as someone in the middle of their own studies, is how every bit of critical thinking and logic goes out the window as they do every single thing possible to do what professors worldwide say NOT to do when evaluating sources. It's like watching a race to see who can tangle and misconstrue scientific information to fit their world view the fastest. Then said people say "um actually I studied at university before so it's actually not wrong that I'm doing this exact this everyone is warned not to do because I have a permit". Ignorance I can forgive, but willful and arrogant manipulation? That's another thing entirely.
#zionism#my gods y'all need to get a grip and start remembering that confirmation bias exists#and y'all use sources continually in this way while just generally having so much bs of presenting How To Not Use My Own Sources#or actually to be more correct you clearly do know you just choose not to because you'd rather be justified in resource theft and profit#Like the while tome it's been about either material gain or feeling good about yourself while you shit on strangers#and then I also see y'all make other accounts ro harass random Arabs for fun and random queers who aren't even related like#the fuck is wrong with y'all go sit down and think about why you all do this pointless bs#it's such a waste of your own life spending it looking for fights to help with your bottomless insecurities#Israel#fuck israel#long live palestine#like you can say hamas was bad all you like it doesn't actually change the situation and what y'all have been doing for 76 years#and actually longer but y'all arent ready for that conversation and how Zionists butchered Jews and helped Nazi Germany historically#like sorry that Was a thing that happened and if you want to label yourselves as The Sacred Protectors of Jews then you have to face that#Pretending history didn't happen isn't helpful to anyone including yourselves y'all just making Zionism look even worse and like idiocy#I mean it is but you all aren't helping yourselves by being literal holocaust deniers#and being like ābut Zionists saved Jews afterwardsā as if that somehow erases the fact they ALSO helped the Nazis#like history is full of contradictory bullshit so when you say ābut what about thisā you know that doesn't erase the other things right??#āThat's worse. You DO see how that's worse right?ā#I'm shaking you all and yelling this like it is WORSE that they killed Jews and then started playing the saviour and fellow victims#You do see how that is really bad for Jews today to be in a place created for political power plays and material gain through any means#like you see how that could be REALLY dangerous for Jews if they're that expendable to Zionist entities and the government#and you do realise that is literally what we are seeing from the actions of said government#and how they acting sadly very predictablely when you consider the historical contexts for its existence?#People who research this shit aren't surprised because it happens every single year and has been happening for centuries -#- before Israel the holocaust etc. It's been like this for as long as political Zionism and the French Revolution#It's been going on since pre Marxism and pre a lot of differing things but y'all pretend Zionists haven't ever harmed Jews ever when -#- there's a long history of internal conflict and in fighting that formed modern Zionism and plenty of internalised antisemetism within it#Yeah there's a genuine desire for return to the land (Not Own It just return and live peacefully)#but that is very very different to Political Zionism that formed as a socialist nationalist movement
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the projected results for germany are fucking dismal
#ctlyuejie writes#eu elections#idk if there is analysis already but i will never understand how nominally center to left parties move more and more to the right#(especially on immigration issues) to appease some kind of 'consensus' on these issues for the nth time#and AGAIN do not recognize that they are alienating what is their actual base#actually checked whether i could vote closer to my interest with the pirate party or more left wing parties#but alas...they're not doing much better in terms of policies#will end up voting in the same block anyways#and there is a chance they get an awkward number in votes so that mine isn't as effective#heartened by the anti-right wing protests happening almost every weekend#but it does feel like getting hit over the head repeatedly with how that isn't only necessary but also couldn't prevent the amount of votes#right wing parties are getting right now#always careful with how much of an argument for a self-own the rejection by the front national is#but the fact the german right wing got rejected by the right wing block in the eu parlament towards the end#does tell a certain story on how bonkers their 'politics' are#the more cynic reading is that more center and left wing parties do not actually care that they are alienating the base as long as the base#still votes for them begrudgingly (sp?) and they either gain a phantasy of an eco fascist vote#or don't care about racism etc that much on a party leadership level#met my ex roommate yesterday and we were talking about her travelling through germany#and she just remarked how many foreigners are at this one city's central station and how that's different to the south#and i was just like...'so?'
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'Swing Kids fails at showing how cruel the nazis truly were'
This is a movie about german children who weren't inherently in danger by virtue of being 'the right race' whose only 'wrong-doings' were listening to the wrong kind of music and still they were constantly threatened and beat up, were forced to join the HJ to not endanger their families, one of them had his hand hurt so badly by a nazi he couldn't use two of his fingers anymore and had to teach himself to play guitar three-fingered, they were used to gather information for the Gestapo to the point the mc distrusted his best friend, they witnessed beatings and deportations and the shooting of a man on the run, the movie quite literally ends with the teenage main character being sent to what's most likely a concentration camp for dancing to the wrong music
#Are you perhaps simply desensitized by other movies which show violence as a way to entertain?#Which isnāt wrong but I think it's important to keep in mind that all of the things I just listed ACTUALLY HAPPENED#'oh they only showed the nazis beating up people' ISN'T THAT ENOUGH ALREADY#DOESNāT THAT MAKE YOU SCREAM FROM THE TOP OF YOUR LUNGS#these people could just gang up on somebody and beat them half to death#Out in the open on the fucking street#How can you think about this for longer than two seconds - let alone watch it play out on screen#And not feel absolute devastation wash over you#Besides I had to stop this movie when I started it two days ago#Because of the scene in the car where the Gestapo guy talks about mcs grandma#And sending her away 'to get better' because I absolutely couldn't think about the implications of that#Within nazi germany#Without crying#Anyway Swing Kids actually lived and died in the third reich and that's awful#But yeah maybe you're simply used to the balcony scene in Sh/ndlers L/st#Swing Kids#Brain loves movies
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Germany and Italy from Hetalia are moisprits!
#aph germany#aph italy#aph gerita#gerita#Feliciano Vargas#ludwig beilschmidt#hetalia#hello hetalia fandom. i am here w/ the homestuck. sorry not sorry.#there is more to come from my blog actually deicated to quad edits#I SHOULD DO FANDOM STUCK EDITS FUCK.#ill make it happen i promise#talking lollie#lollies shipping wall
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my brain has been so ruined by hetalia that I saw fanart of fucking grian (minecraft guy) and thought "woah, cool alfred f jones fanart"
Like ššš is this punishment for man's hubris
#im deeply ashamed but honestly this'll keep happening so whatever#it's not as bad as the time I read āactuallyā as āgermanyā which is so freaking bad ššš#novo rambles about stuff
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The siblings ever
+some doodles bc itās pride month
#omg i actually drew something#im starting a German program tomorrow that Iām either at or traveling to from 5:30 am to 6pm every day for the rest of the summer#so donāt expect it to happen again any time soon#but Iāll go into junior year of hs w 14 college credits so itāll be worth it in the end#hetalia#hetalia fanart#aph netherlands#hws netherlands#aph belgium#hws belgium#or maybe Iāll be inspired from talking abt Germany all day everyday and Iāll post smth#who knows#also the first two are referring to that Barbie movie promo btw#that movie looks like an absolute banger I canāt wait to see it#i didnt put not a ship in here when I posted this for some reason but#NOT A SHIP#my art
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HARRY FUCKING KANE HAHAHAH WHAT IS HAPPENING
#what is actually happening#I have a meltdown for no reason#donāt wanna get my hopes up#england nt#england vs slovakia#engnt#football#footy#soccer#euros germany#euros#euros 2024
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Hetalia characters as cheesy/bad/weird/so-bad-theyāre-good āChristmasā Movies that You Probably Havenāt Heard of:
Russia: Snowmance
Germany: Merry Kissmas
Prussia: The Knight Before Christmas
North Italy: Santa Girl
England: A Holiday Breakup
South Italy: My Christmas Prince (very different from A Christmas Prince)
Japan: Santa Jaws
China: A Holiday Catch
France: Coup De Foudre Chez Le Pere Noel : Snowed Inn Christmas
America: A Very Cool Christmas (2004)
Canada: Too Cool for Christmas (2004) (horrible Christmas romance movie aficionados will already know what this is about)
#snowed inn Christmas is not a French movie so I donāt know why the French name came up when I googled it#but that didnāt happen when I looked up the spirit of Christmas so that basically clinched it#i so wanted to use Holiday in Handcuffs too but it just doesnāt fit any of them as well#if you want to know which movies I actually recommend send me an ask#hetalia#hws america#hws Canada#hws Russia#hws china#hws japan#hws south italy#hws north italy#hws germany#hws prussia#hws england#hws france
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tthere seems to be an overlap between German and Autistic. so much so that ive been joking for years that its the modern counterpart to "Gay or European". German or Autistic?
ok lets have a look at overlaps
Direct communication, often interpreted as rude by people of other cultures/neurotypes
Drive towards efficiency and optimisation. We WILL find the best way of doing this
Precision and punctuality, adherence to rules (if rules make sense)
Don't like bigotry (innate sense of justice/trained sense of justice cus of the awful history our country did, still fairly recently)
Prefers certain textures and tastes (BREAD. nuff said)
Get overstimulated if food is too flavourful/spicy
Change Scary
im only saying this cus I'm like, borderline autistic I have many traits but a lot of them are just German Things and now my partner has been listening to a German youtuber who said "Now people often think I'm autistic, cus they think I'm rude. I think they're wrong, I'm just German" and I laughed so hard at that cus I relate a lot
If you're german and/or autistic PLEASe let me know your thougths
#i need a tag for my own rambles#german tag#deutsches zeug#actually autistic#i think this makes a great point about how neurotype differences are vvvvv culturally influenced#i reckon a lot of autistic ppl in germany fly under the radar cus the culture is just more geared towards including autistic ways of thinki#idk im sleep deprived and rambly#and generalising a lot maybe just the ppl i know in germany are also all happen to be autistic lmfao
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this is random but does anyone happen to have good literature tips/ book recommendations on the use of psych evaluation tests (especially outdated tests and most specifically the rorschach test) with an anti-psych viewpoint or just general criticism of the methods and its uses (e.g. in law enforcement or education etc.).
or mayhaps even pdfs of said books and articles. im interested in it eithger way but im doing research on it for an art project and i dont have my uni library access anymore š
#my art thing is about the psych evaluation of trans ppl who go for a name change thats a lgal requirement in germany#and the absoilute batshit methods used and questions asked in it#(im not just looking for gender-specific stuff tho)#txt#not actually expecting any replies tbh. if if i do happen to have a follower who knows something!
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the thing about beautiful riverdale is that there are a couple of people in my life who seem to have learned the trick to see me turn into the happiest person on earth with the biggest smile under any circumstances which is asking me about riverdale
#the other day having dinner one last time with my friend before she moved to germany#which i could comfortably fit into my schedule because i was on a depression leave from work that lasted almost 2 full months#talking about life: (us both) well it's been going bad hasnt it. what with no money and crazy families and tragedy striking a ho etc etc#her bf asks me about what books im reading: well im reading this book about this guy who lives such a meaningless life what with capitalism#that you think yeah the only way out is to kill yourself here but the guy has become such a non-person that he cant even#kill himself in any way that matters. also he hates women so it's a really upsetting book#me to the bf: so do you already know when it's a good time to visit her in germany#the bf: well actually there used to be cheap flights but not anymore so idk if we can visit because it's so expensive now :(#my friend (genius): so i heard riverdale ended what happened on riverdale season 7#and for 10 minutes it was a great time thank you riverdale forever#personal
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on god, tumblr is the only usable social media at this point, i go on twitter and instagram and all i see is nationalists/right extremists/populism believers, i recently saw a take so bad i immediately reduced the twitter time on my phone
#txt#tbf i mainly follow news sites on twitter/insta#but also i see the german twitter trends ans it's geniuely just shit like stolzmonat (taking back german pride (kys))#and ''everything for germany'' (actual nazi saying)#it has gotten worse since musk on twitter unsurprisingly#instagram is just brainless too but at least there people just cry about gender stars and having to eat vegetarian (they don't)#the right populism in this country is getting too far like 20% for the far right party???????? are u all insane????#conservatives pretending like not showing the german flag is our biggest problem hello????????#i refuse to believe social media is an accurate mirror for our society but the opposing parties (and fdp) are doing everything#to make it come true#not sh#saskia talks#i for one would not like to live in the 30s soon#it's inevitable but it can be avoided#maybe the right people die i don't wish it on them but i wouldn't be sad if it happens#or just ''get cancelled'' (challenge impossible death is easier lbr no one actually gets canceled right mr lindemann)#tbh since i've reduced my tiktok time to 15 mins a day it's been very chill and also boring only on there for the avoidance of things
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