#german tag

[skeletal-fish]

der mood rn

[steffen-dilfrael]

*verbreitete

Schreiben ist schwierig Freund*innen. Ich bin auch nur am prokrastinieren und sollte an meinem Kolloquium arbeiten

[holocrone]

Böse Hexen gibt es nicht!

BIBI BLOCKSBERG (2002) dir. Hermine Huntgeburth

[phoenix-is-still-here]

happy pride from a german nonbinary icon

[salvadorbonaparte]

Recently moved back to the US after living in germany for a bit, but I've been trying to keep up with german politics. Unfortunately I speak german at like an A2 level and don't have the reading comprehension to understand most news/memes/general conversation online. Would you be willing to just briefly explain the whole thing going on right now? I've sorta got the general idea from some American news outlets but I'm still quite confused.

Okay I'm probably missing a lot of Nuance as well but:

The current German government is a three party coalition between SPD, FDP and Green Party (traffic light coalition). Christian Lindner was minister of finance. As a FDP member he was a neoliberal piece of shit. He kept blocking government budgeting because he wanted to lower taxes for millionaires, lower retirement and unemployment benefits etc.

In a surprising turn of events our chancellor fired Lindner on Wednesday evening. He gave a speech that was absolutely scathing - for his standards. Our chancellor is known to have zero backbone or charisma and a monotone voice that puts you to sleep.

Now people find this pretty hilarious because 1) Lindner is a piece of shit 2) we've never seen our chancellor act like this. There's been plenty of memes about him being unemployed and several journalists have already asked him things like "will you apply for unemployment benefits" and "what do you think about people calling you Germany's cheekiest unemployed person".

But unfortunately the FDP didn't find this funny so now all other FDP ministers stepped back - except for one who left the party to save his job. This was also really unexpected and is also leading to lots of memes. Without the FDP, the coalition is broken and there's no longer a ruling majority. The current government will spend some time taking care of urgent stuff now and then in the beginning of next year there will be a "vote of confidence". A strategic vote of confidence will trigger a general election, which will happen next spring.

Unfortunately² the current coalition was not very popular in the first place and conservative and right wing parties are gaining lots of influence. We also have a new party called BSW funded by a former Leftist party member who is singlehandedly proving the horseshoe theory by being so leftist she's right wing. So there's a good chance the election will have pretty bad consequences.

But since it's been a really hard week for everyone we're all just enjoying making fun of Chrissy Lindner losing his job #unemployed.

If you want I can translate some of the memes as well.

Hope this helped!

[flodaya]

in german you are on cloud 7 not cloud 9, cats have 7 lives and not 9, you're the fifth wheel on the car and not thirdwheeling, at the eleventh hour is when the clock is striking 12, when you kill two birds with one stone you're killing three (flies) in one sweep

i love languages

[sumquiasum]

jsyk a neoliberal German politician got pied in the face yesterday and told to "get a job" by someone affiliated with the left party, finally some good political campaigning

[littlechameleonguy]

live in such a way that the AfD (German right-wing party) would have something against it

[grayjoy15]

Day 16: Rotrude, daughter of Charlemagne. As a child, she was engaged to Constantine VI, the son of Byzantine Empress Irene Sarantapechaina, and educated by a Greek monk. The betrothal fell through, and she never married as Charlemagne then forbade all his daughters from marrying in order to prevent any claimants to the throne. Still, she was allowed to take lovers and have children, and she was very well educated and a counselor to her father.

[medusa-is-a-terf]

Der Mann im Frauentrakt der JVA Chemnitz ist wirklich rumgegangen und hat missbraucht, er hat sich an den Inhaftierten Frauen wie an Frischfleisch bedient und sie in Angst versetzt und bedroht.

Und es gibt immer noch Menschen, die Frauen die vor dem Selbstbestimmungsgesetz warnen nicht glauben wollen.

Hört endlich auf, wegzuschauen und glaubt Frauen, die Opfer von Gewalt wurden!

Quelle

[rogue-bard]

I think we should change the proverb.

[skeletal-fish]

remember kids: mit faschisten zusammenarbeiten ist niemals in ordnung.

außer wenn es euch halt grade echt echt gut in den kram passt

[rachedurst]

realistically i know that bitch emil as a certified german boy is NOT having beautiufl golden locks. He has strassenköterblond hair most likely lets be real. Lets be true to ourselves. The chicken theme is irrelevant hes a little german boy first and foremost

[ben-learns-smth]

I'm about to break a law in the most boring way

[phoenix-is-still-here]

This might only be an issue to a very small population of german phannies but I just realised

[dreamdancerdotfile]

Deutsche Bahn is when every single passenger starts cheering at the train moving