#Känguru Chroniken

[superconfusedcoryn]

Ich weiß, die "Walross vs Fee vor der Tür"-Umfrage ist schon ein paar Monate her, aber aus deutscher Sicht ist diese Frage kinda wild.

Wir haben eine ganze fucking Buchreihe darüber, die damit beginnt das ein Typ die Tür aufmacht und ein Känguru davorstehen hat.

Fucking Ludwig XIV könnte bei mir klingeln und ich würde mir nur denken "Ah ja der braucht bestimmt Eier für seine Eierkuchen."

[phoenix-is-still-here]

happy pride from a german nonbinary icon

[dommingjeffsatur]

only friends × die känguru chroniken 1/?

[kajaono]

Mir ist nie aufgefallen, dass das Känguru kein definiertes Geschlecht hat! Non binary Icon!

[gay-david-tennant]

'you remind me of the tragic hero in Sophocles' most famous play' is still the best way to call someone a motherfucker. thank you very much, marc-uwe kling.

[hydra-keeper]

lets make the kangaroo a tumblr sexyman

[darkacademiaarchivist]

So oft seit ich angefangen habe fürs Studium Literatur- und Kunstwissenschaftliche Texte zu lesen hatte ich "OH ICH KENNE DIESEN NAMEN VON DEN KÄNGURU CHRONIKEN!!!"-Momente

[irat-that-s-me]

[howdoyouspellorange]

kennt hier irgendjemand die känguru-reihe von marc-uwe kling?

[iwannarunawayandbeapirate]

ok umfrage für deutsche (based on @lobotomy-maybe-bestie 's reblog of this post)

[ayjadasblogforeverything]

[dommingjeffsatur]

re reading die känguru chroniken again but this time with the intention to make some very niche characters as [blank] gifsets

[kajaono]

Lese endlich die Känguru-Chroniken und DAS sagt ich jedes Mal wenn jemand auf den zweiten Weltkrieg zu sprechen kommt 😂

[gay-david-tennant]

känguru chroniken my beloved

[idislikefrenchclass]

somewhat updated intro post?

so.. im juno and i post on here!

today i joined a french club at my school so i don’t actually dislike french class anymore (i made this blog when i was in 7th grade… oops).

SEND ME ASKS I AM ALWAYS GLAD WHEN I GET THEM!

- fun facts: <18 yeehaw don’t be a weirdo, i was in love with my best friend for 6 months last year, i speak 3.5 languages (polish, german, english, and b1 french si j'étais président blah blah mickey premier ministre), i go by she/her pronouns mostly but i love them all so do whatever you want i don’t even know my gender at this point

- hobbies: sewing, writing (mostly poems and short stories - i don’t post them here because they’re in german which is my second and best language!!), reading, listening to music, photography, doing silly makeup (might post sometime), dyeing/styling my hair, altering clothes, making weird collages out of magazines and shit i find, collecting physical music media like cds and cassettes and walkmans and discmans, making my own mixtapes, thrifting, writing letters, generally being outside. touch some grass. do something illegal.

- FILMS!!!!!!!: submarine (man this film. it resembles my soul), fight club (one of my mutuals here once posted a fight club shitpost which lead to me watching it and now i have a literal fight club shrine with two editions of the book and a dvd), the silence of the lambs, black swan, eternal sunshine of the spotless mind, mysterious skin (i won’t ever watch it again), BREAKING BAD (i know this is a series. but it is literally. SO GOOD.), challengers, amélie, tschick, la chimera, various german films nobody gives a shit about, swan lake (the ballet, i know it’s not a film but i saw it twice live in action yippie)

- books: obviously submarine and fight club, THE SECRET HISTORY (this is genuinely the best book i have ever read i could go on about this forever and mention how amazing donna tartt's writing is and yada yada it changed my life i love it), die mitte der welt (i low-key hate it but it’s so beautifully written), kafka's letters to milena, momo, tschick, call me by your name, looking for alaska, speak (?maybe)

- music: CAR SEAT HEADREST (yes i am into gay furry music so what), weezer, radiohead, mitski, the cardigans, jeremias, blur, deftones, lady pank, wham! (yes i am into gay 80s pop so what), catherine, panchiko, green day, beabadoobee, tv girl

- weird special interests: german audio books (die känguru chroniken, die drei ???), csh lore and lyrics, tsh's characters, words (i am a language freak so if you speak somewhat beautifully i will ask you to marry me), german grammar (i have no bitches), fashion, swinging (yes on regular swings just like swinging), wind, blood (FeLiNa my love)

[centipede-rain]

Nee also das ist ja total falsch…. die einzig wahre ship ist natürlich Kängurukünstler. Känguin shipper dni

Leute auf dieser Höllenseite posten nicht genug über die Känguru Chroniken :((