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I think he’s past his 30 day money back guarantee. (But let's not tell him that, okay?)
#one piece#donquixote doflamingo#op doflamingo#doflamingo one piece#doflamingo#sir crocodile#op sir crocodile#sir crocodile one piece#dofuwani#shitpost#one piece shitpost#op#op memes#your faves but epic#this MIGHT be divorce#if this is how warlords get divorced anyway#should i be concerned
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obligatory beach divorce doodling
bonus rough cover redraw of x-men #41 (1995) But Beach Divorce below cut
#mcu#marvel cinematic universe#xmen#xmen movies#xmen first class#cherik#charles xavier#erik lehnsherr#professor x#magneto#snap sketches#'snap i thought you were drawing old cherik this weekend' so did i but i was inflicted with visions sorry </3#i have my lil 92 comic sketched so ill do that tomorrow. not finish it but ill work on it 💀#i wsa just gonna draw the first thing but then i figureed i might as well draw Most of the beach-divorce-related things i want to#just so i could put it all on one post. however this is a lie and i know ill wanna doodle more beach stuff#the first drawing Unsurprisingly was motivated BY the xmen 41 legion quest cover- at the very least the total blackout of erik's face#i wanna draw more of erik using his powers .. i wanna figure out how i wanna draw the effect etc etc#i was just gonna redraw the cover but i already liked the sketch i did of the first thing so. here we are#plus i figure someones already done a redraw of the cover but if anyone cares ill finish my version ig LOL#as for the comic ermmm it was just an excuse to draw erik with glowing eyes </3 and fading-glowing eyes </3#thats why i didnt draw the whole. Choking Moira bit. but i wouldve if i was redrawing the whole scene#kinda wish i did now that i think of it cause it coulda looked cooler prob but oh well maybe in like. three months when i redraw this#for exactly five cents ill redraw the whole beach divorce erlkjealkaje i can see it so clearly in my mind#what if first class was a comic drawn by a freak thatd be wild#but yeah thats why everything look rough as christ these were just supposed to be silly lil thangs#'silly things' and its beach divorce OK.#ok bye im gonna do my homework
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btw i feel like this shouldn't have to be said but the reason that agatha hates rio is because agatha didn't get to say goodbye to nicky. rio couldn't offer her any more time. and, in rio's mind, nicky going peacefully in his sleep (and even telling him to turn around and kiss agatha goodbye!!) is the one grace rio feels she can give agatha. nicky doesn't suffer. he doesn't fight. he just...goes. he goes on a walk with his mother and kisses his mama goodbye. but agatha doesn't get to say goodbye!!! she doesn't get those final moments with him!! she wakes up and he's already gone.
#agatha all along#aaa spoilers#agatha all along spoilers#agatha harkness#idk i keep seeing people say that like. there's no reason for agatha to hate rio bc of how gentle she was collecting nicky and its like#i don't think u are seeing it from agatha's pov.#unfortunately i am team agatha in the divorce. sorry.#also i do genuinely love that they were so messy.#agathario#kind of?#anyway. trust i have my docs open.#again so sorry to everyone who followed me for literally anything else#i also think some of agatha's coven killings for agatha were a way to balance the cosmic scale or whatever.#she kills enough witches and she might have the chance to get nicky back etc etc but im too tired to go into that further
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Tails of a Time Traveling Monkey (yes it’s a pun)
PART 1
Part 2
#lmk#shadowpeach#lmk mk#lmk sun wukong#lmk macaque#sunset!au#quite literally the first part of this au#what does monkey do when he travels back in time and becomes the reason his parents might divorce#mans was fighting in the trenches when he realized his dad was like bro did my husband cheat??#also yes princess iron fan is fighting her brother in law#she’s like brother this man bad vibes all around#men ain’t shit#DIVORCE#Wukong is in the trenches trying to save his marriage
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The entire premise of Alicorns being on another untouchable level dissapears when you account for Cadence's basic-ass taste in men
#No hate on cadence i just think its fucking hilarious#shining armor rly is just some guy lmao#their relationship is built almost entirely off screen#also this is inspired by my own fanfic#if i do add a scene with cadence i might divorce her cause like cmon#if cadence can have a baby with some guy then celestia and luna have no excuse to not go on dates lmao#and sunset def doesnt have any more excuses to fallback on#Like yeah punk rock trihard unicorn IS better than some guy#my little pony#MLP#sunset shimmer#twilight sparkle#cadence#shining armor#Sunlight#friendship is magic#sunset sparkle#equestria girls#scitwi#twiset
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i’m so glad i’m not the only one who thinks these two are so divorced
#cinderellas castle#cinderellas castle spoilers#cinderellas castle narrator#ragweed rockhammer#might do some serious fanart later but for now you get old man divorce#starkid#team starkid
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Don’t forget about us.
#f1 art#my art#zg24#vb77#valyu#zhouttas#idk should i tag their full name might consider for a bit#but yeah i need to draw them at least one more time before they finalize the divorce
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Life Series Characters as Character Tropes/Writing Prompts
my very normal and casual way of coping with the finale of wild life.
(not my original idea)
#wild life smp#life series#life series smp#trafficblr#traffic smp#character tropes#pearlescentmoon#scott smajor#grian#mumbo jumbo#zombiecleo#ldshadowlady#goodtimeswithscar#double life#can you tell double life is my fav season#yes i might be mentally ill why are you wondering??#desert duo#galaxy duo#divorce quartet#redwood#inthelittlewood#renthedog#gempearl#shiny duo
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Prompt 187
Clockwork would openly admit that he couldn’t see Danny’s timelines. Not since the moment he stepped into that portal and became something more. A child of Infinity, of the very Realms itself.
But he’ll also admit that it always meant that the child surprised him all the time. This just happened to be a startling surprise, and an admittedly amusing one, even if Danny was openly complaining about the situation.
“It’s not fair! You have to be able to fix this, right? Right?!” the ghostling, quite literally now, practically yanked at his cloak. “Clockwork, I was going to graduate, I can’t be two! Please, you’re the master of Time, you can fix this right!?”
No, no he could not, seeing as young Daniel was in fact, immune to timeline machinations, doubly so for his own. To the ghostling’s open distress, which he did his best to soothe. What he could do instead, was stop time in his home dimension, and instead let him age back up again.
Which the young halfa wasn’t happy about, but it was the best thing they had, so Clockwork supposed he had a ghostling now. A tiny adorable ghostling who kept pouting each time his much younger body had any sort of effect on his behavior.
He’d never exactly had a ghostling before, nevermind one who was part human, but he would admit he honestly was enjoying it. Most time was spent alone, something he hadn’t realized until Danny ended up crashing into his unlife.
Honestly he would openly admit that he absolutely adored his little ghostling. Who was now around four, at least physically, and had gotten into the adorable habit of curling up in the pendulum in his chest. Which was honestly the safest spot in Long Now, he’d admit.
The singular issue however, with this habit, was that when someone attempted to summon him, they got his ghostling as well. And well, normally he could very much control himself for these summonings that happened every few hundred or so years, but well. There was a reason why even the Observants had stopped popping in the moment they realized he had a ghostling.
Nesting ghosts do not mess around should they feel one is messing with their very vulnerable child, and really it’s not his fault the mortal cultists woke up and startled Danny. Perhaps deleting them from the timeline was a bit too far, if the other mortals rapid paling was to go by, but oh well.
#Prompts#Dcxdp#Dpxdc#Danny is so embarrassed the first time he accidentally calls Clockwork father#Clockwork on the other hand was utterly delighted and treasures that moment forever#Space core Danny#I just think it’s poetic of him being Space and CW being Time#JL & JL Dark arriving just in time to see idiots summon the “Realm Regent” are freaking out#Danny was Napping and isn’t pleased to be woken up#But then his toddler-influenced brain notices Bright Colors and also sees STARS out the window and gets excited#Yes a few Observants got killed by a very unhappy Clockwork who might have unchained himself since he now has something besides himself#Yes Danny is technically 17 and 4 and hundreds of years old all at once#But Mr Time-shifting form CW does not mind nor care lol#No Danny is not ghost king#Nor will he ever be ghost king#CW is regent because his husband (they never finished that divorce) is in a sarcophagus of sleep rn
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1973 daniel molloy:
#2022 daniel molloy is currently in a similar situation i mean he can always leave but. can he really? 😁#what does daniel bring to the table you might ask. well: a) a listening ear and b) divorce 🫶🏼‼️#no really it's like he attracts it or something 😭#iwtv#iwtv spoilers#interview with the vampire#dara.t
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idk what these are
#been having a Time™ lately#so gayass skeletons it is#also back in my Nightmare must be wearing a skirt era ig#idk man not feeling the last one but frilly skirt so *shrugs*#might draw these two more again#the divorced besties that i only draw pre-divorce lmao#utmv#my art#dreamtale nightmare#nightmare sans#reapermare#reaper sans#deathmare#death sans#sanscest#i think these somehow convey that ive been watching a lot of madoka magica idk they have the vibe to me
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A hilarious au idea involving Sir Nighteye
In this au, all might having a sidekick was never public knowledge, this was to maintain his image as the sole pillar of peace, and because nighteye works best in the shadows anyway.
Jump cut to 12 year old izuku meeting nighteye because reasons, I’m thinking nighteye saves him from a villain, and of course izuku BEGS him to sign his hero notebook. Here’s a hero he doesn’t recognize!! It’s so exciting!! Nighteye, upon seeing this journal, recognizes not only this kid’s talent but also how much in depth and possibly sensitive info he knows, and is like “….maybe we should keep an eye on him.”
After a bit of scoping him out, and a LOT of discussion with inko, nighteye essentially offers izuku a work study position as an analyst. The kid shows a lot of promise in that field, even if he seems dead set on being a field hero. And because nighteye’s operation is top secret, no one but izuku and inko know his after school job is at a hero agency.
Here’s where the fun starts.
Because this would not change how things play out with all might at all, he’s still offered one for all.
Izuku asks who knows about the quirk and yagi, who isn’t on speaking terms with his former sidekick who the public don’t even know he had, does not tell izuku nighteye knows about the quirk. Or even that he used to work with nighteye. Why would he? So izuku keeps this secret from nighteye and asks for reduced hours at work so he can train for UA, leaving out who he’s training with.
Meanwhile, izuku of course wants to tell all might he works with another hero, nighteye’s operation is Top Fucking Secret and izuku promised to maintain that. So at most All Might knows izuku part times at an underground hero agency, but izuku won’t tell him which one. All might finds this more amusing then anything else and respects his student’s privacy.
Nighteye still wants Mirio to be all might’s sucessor and is ENRAGED to find out he gave it to some random child he hadn’t even known a day. Refusing to listen any more.
So neither of these two idiots realize they’re mentoring the same kid.
Cue the entrance exam and izuku having to explain to nighteye that he “suddenly” manifested his quirk and nighteye is like “…..wait a minute”
I’m calling this au My Hero Custody Battle
#bnha#mha#bnha fanfiction#boku no hero academia#my hero academia#all might#yagi toshinori#izuku midoriya#midoriya izuku#sir nighteye#my hero custody battle#bnha au#dad might#my girlfriend and I actually wrote out two scenes for this and they’re genuinly hilarious#all might and nighteye’s divorced energy is off the charts
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Sweet so sweet
#arcane#caitlyn kiramman#violet arcane#caitvi#piltover's finest#arcane s1#fanart#arcane fanart#rip cait she might be cute but i draw my line at cops#funny thing 3 years ago ididnt had the heart to finish one sketch#now look at it#and better than i could have done it years ago#anyway#happy third caitvi divorce!#oh oh the misery
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#aromantic#aroace#arospec#asexual#acespec#aspec#alloaro#aroallo#marriage#wedding#shitpost#my polls#poll#tumblr polls#This isn't really exclusive to aspec people#But I think they'd appreciate a bug themed divorce party.#I know I would.#In fact#My friend and I might get married#Not because we're gay (in love) but because we're gay (theatrical)#And willing to get married and divorced as entertainment.#The bug themed divorce party could have vows:#“Would you still love me if I were a worm?”#“No. That's why I'm leaving you.”#lgbtqia#lgbtq community#bisexual#pansexual#Gay#Lesbian
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Custody Battle: START
[First] Prev <--> Next
#poorly drawn mdzs#mdzs#jin guangyao#jin ling#wei wuxian#jiang cheng#lan xichen#Jiang Cheng did NOT care to talk to anyone else. He just straight up hones in on finding his nephew.#Jin Ling has had a tummy ache from all the guilt though. Look at that face. You have to be nice JC.#The third panel should have had a more chaotic energy. But onwards we go!#I feel like I have seen very little about the shared custody relationship between JGY and JC.#It's pretty evident that JC has had a large role in raising Jin Ling. As too has JGY. They also seem to have a very familiar banter here.#JGY has 'the nicer parent in the divorce because he only sees the kid(s) every other weekend'. JC is dealing with everything else.#Anyways. This is how xicheng-ers can still win. Jiang Cheng is the 4th in the 3zun polycule.#He might just not know it yet.
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🌿 DAY 9
Notes app Snufkin because I am busy help
#moomins#moominvalley#snufkin#the moomins#brought to you by my notes app#no i am not in divorce with csp i just need to doodle something real quick today because i am busy#and i wish i wasnt because i just want to nap#i have been awake for a day help finals are killing me#WHY must there be group assignments too.#well i guess it's good this one is a group assignment because that means i can get others to do the talking#okay but the pencil brush on the notes app is so good????? i might use it more often than just for emergency daily doodles
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