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#before you ask: yes#this IS about Shrek#both of the ogres' human versions were white#so I would find it plausible that weird white people shit may happen to them sometimes#also that his daughter probably killed and ate her other siblings#that's not a white people thing#but I believe ogres might do that
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at some point when you haven't watched a very popular thing it becomes necessary that you never ever watch it because that would ruin the gag.
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#came to me in a vision#dungeon meshi#marcille donato#link totk#donkey shrek#shrek#fanart#I’m right about this
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Out of sight, out of - wait.
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#poorly drawn mdzs#mdzs#wei wuxian#granny wen#a-yuan#It's always fascinating how colours translate from the page to the screen.#It would probably surprise a lot of people to see what some of these comics actually look like in physical form.#My lighter colours takes about 3-4 washes before it shows up on scan which means it tends to ripple the page.#And my yellows and oranges are drastically different colours when scanned compared to the ink colour.#There's about 20 or so comics where everyone's hair is purple - because it scanned in the exact same colour as my light grey.#Wait my book is right here in front of me so I can...yeah...Comics 57-77 were indeed purple.#This is all to say - is it not fascinating how what we see is often not the full truth of what the subject truly is?#Is it not fascinating to open another episode that reminds us that despite everyone's claims they could totally spot the evil YLLZ-#-The man walks around among them for months as no more than a man haggling for deals like the rest.#It's almost as if he's just a person. It's almost as if none of us - no matter what we do are really anything more than just a person.#Your good acts will be overtaken by how other's interpret you in negative light.#Just as easily are people willing to forgive crueler actions if they hold you in high esteem.#But what's real? Is the page I hold the real version of this comic? Is it the one you look at?#Is the man known as Wuxian the most himself when he is alone or on the battlefield?#Perhaps he is and has always been a scared orphan boy lost in the market.#I think there is no good answer to any of these questions.#But I do know that panic rising in WWX as he frantically looks for A-yuan was for more than one boy.#To be human is to have layers around a delicate center. We only really grow around our wounds from childhood.#In other words; Donkey from Shrek would also probably call Wei Wuxian an onion. I'll see myself out now.
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jaimcat arranged marriage au….
#they spend the first year arguing cos Jaime is angry to be split from Cers and Cat is angry about his bad attitude#it works out tho 😏#jaime lannister#catelyn stark#jaime x catelyn#asoiaf#melrosing art#I regret making that jaimcat shrek meme bc she really has come out looking like princess fiona#I played myself
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I remember someone mentioning that c!dream would randomly throw off his armor and was essentially canonically a stripper
Gimme a second I gotta do something stupid and funny
#kk rambles about junk#my brain keeps going to the wet chair dance so gimme a second#specifically from Shrek 2 funny enough but enough about that
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the funniest option for the reason why shrek and fiona's daughter has brown eyes in the new movie is actually transgenderism. but, you ask, if their blue-eyed cis daughter is already named felicia, how will their brown-eyed trans daughter also take that name? simple: blue-eyed "felicia" is also trans, and swaps names with whichever of the other triplets transitions into felicia. transmasc/transfem sibling solidarity.
#theo.txt#shrek 5#shrek#transgender#trans#felicia shrek#this is what i'm thinking about instead of writing my essay
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YALL
I JUST HAPPENED TO LOOK UP AT THE NEWS ON TV

#IS THAT KERMIT THE FROG WATCHING MIKE WAZOWSKI GETTING BEHEADED BY SHREK OR AM I LOSIG IT#WHAT THE FUJG#FUCK#I heard something about school art winners and just happened to look up#Fucking cackling#its beautiful#true art chat#rey rambles#lmao#lol#meme#memes#dumb shit#funny#i love this#relatable memes#funny memes#tumblr memes#best memes#dank memes#humor#joke#haha#funny post#Art#art memes#meme template#meme art#artwork#not my art
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The romantic part of Floyd wants to believe that Hickory is on his way right now, journeying valiantly through scorching winds and blistering desert to find his beloved and carry him away from this cold crystal prison. But no. Floyd is, at heart, a realist. There is no way Hickory is coming to save him. Or, as it turns out—them.
thinking about early timeline Floyd angst
(★ my Kofi)
#my art#dreamworks trolls#trolls fanart#trolls au#trolls floyd#trolls#don't get me wrong—Floyd has no doubt that Hickory is out there searching for him#but Floyd ALSO knows that the chances of Hickory finding him in Mount Rageous specifically are uhhhhh *slim*#so he's not going to delude himself about it#(even though part of him still wants to cling DESPERATELY to that hope)#anyway. I'm keeping the Shrek quote.#the dream au
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i always appreciated that in shrek 2 when shrek is turned human he's still a big guy with a square jaw and ears that stick out and generally looks like shrek still, but all those women still fawn over him and call him handsome. however it does make the stark difference between human and ogre fiona kind of maddening and i will die on this hill.
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more magma doodles. fish.
#homestuck#eridan ampora#cronus ampora#orphaner dualscar#:]c I’m v glad ppl liked the last one!#also if you’re wondering why the shrek lusus eridan#I had mentioned him to my friend#these were made post-finishing homestuck#we will. we will talk about that. eventually.
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fact: every single theater production can be improved by lesbians
#lesbian#theatre#musicals#musical theater#broadway#shakespeare#Dr pomatter#waitress musical#orpheus#hadestown#jack kelly#newsies musical#dmitry sudayev#anastasia musical#romeo montague#romeo and juliet#jd heathers#heathers musical#emmett forrest#legally blonde#shrek musical#Shrek#Benedick#much ado about nothing#Sapphic#wlw
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absolutely losing my mind over this oh my god
#ive seen him talking about how liam should call but he wont blah blah blah#but ive never seen the cat from shrek part#noel gallagher#oasis#the little fucking cat from fucking shrek
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GUESS WHICH IDIOT HAS STUMBLED UPON PIED PIPER CONCEPT ART AND USED IT TO CREATE A YOUNGER AND OLDER VERSION OF THE LAD?! THIS IDIOTT!!!!
Sorry chiefs couldn't help it, some of the scrapped ideas were too good to ignore
The painted nails? The black parade-esque outfit? The ponytail? The bangs? The facial hair?- lots of stuff that are absolute fun ideas from the concept art TwT
#lazypastry's art#Shrek#Shrek forever after#Shrek 4#Shrek franchise#DreamWorks#dreamworks animation#Pied Piper#the pied piper#the pied piper of hamelin#sketch#digital sketch#it's pretty obvious that I enjoyed drawing young Piper being full on emo#I know that there's probably only about less than 10 Piper fans out there#but screw imma keep drawing this idiot!!!#concept art
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I thought the Shrek 5 teaser was a fan made AI video 💀
#Shrek#Shrek 5#On the bus rn but I have... Some concerns about the general direction#Although it's far too early to pass judgement#my posts
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people on Reddit thinking Naomi's whiny and annoying and untrustworthy 🤝 people on Tumblr thinking Holden is driven by macho manpain and has no attributes
neither has actually watched The Expanse
#*shrek voice* he doesn't even have manpain.#also he has many attributes. like 'gets pegged'. and 'loves coffee and his crew'.#and one of his most compelling and relatable: 'believes that people will make good decisions when they have all the information'.#i don't know what you were doing if you come away hating naomi and/or holden but you definitely did something wrong#the expanse#naomi nagata#james holden#jim holden#that said i think the second one is more likely to have KIND OF watched the show.#like not enough to count but enough to be aware it's not really about the protomolecule.
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