#thinking.......

[meownotgood]

seven minutes in heaven + aki....

[orpheuslament]

live a little. have t4t sex

[lesboychewtoy]

need to put someone on a leash and shove them between my legs and force them to suck my dick until they're gagging and crying

[takami-takami]

i totally get the tv static thing!! it happens when i think abt eating keigo out or biting him. (or being bitten by him).

THOUGHTS................ You're so real for this.

[kakusboyfriend]

my birthday is in less than 3 weeks

[tomaturtles]

What if i sew a little suit for my Sonic plush to wear for Sonic Symphony.....

[ozymoron]

i think i like old men

[pandulce]

thinking about the really cute guy i had a moment with at work today......

[morgandekarios]

😵‍💫

[blorbodepot]

You know what, maybe I WILL add Olive Man to the roster...

[autisminfinite]

thinking very hard abt transmasc amy rose au

[amputeer]

Q.       what’s  your  role  in  a  found  family  ?          A.      𝐭𝐡𝐞  𝐜𝐨𝐦𝐢𝐜  𝐫𝐞𝐥𝐢𝐞𝐟.   yes,   alright,   you  tell  your  jokes  and  do  your  bits.    you  break  awkward  silences  and  sing  silly  songs.   but  what  about   𝚠𝚑𝚎𝚗   𝚢𝚘𝚞'𝚛𝚎   𝚗𝚘𝚝   𝚔𝚎𝚎𝚙𝚒𝚗𝚐   𝚝𝚑𝚎   𝚕𝚎𝚟𝚒𝚝𝚢  ?    what  else  makes  up  the  person  who  makes  others  feel  good   ?     you're  kind.      you  connect  with  people.��   you  hate  to  see  others  sad.    you  have  a  vice  or  two   (  who  doesn't  ?  )   but  the  point  is,   you  are  the   epitome   of  what  it  is  to  be  human    /    you're  able  to  encompass  the  absolutely  zany  improbability  of  life  as  we  know  it.    people  are  comforted  by  you.    they  cherish  your  spirit     &.    relate  to  you     ────       but  it  can  be  difficult  when  you're  not  laughing.    comedy  becomes  a  wall  to  keep  worse  feelings  out,    or  in.      a  person  who  feels  any  emotion  to  the  extreme  will  undoubtedly   feel   others   the  same  way.    laughing  is  great,     but     .  .  .     perhaps  a  big  reason  you  appreciate  your    “ 𝚏𝚊𝚖𝚒𝚕𝚢 ”    is  because  there's  something  you  can't  stand  in  a  silence.  

𝚝𝚊𝚐𝚐𝚎𝚍  𝚋𝚢  :    stealin'  from  myself  ¯\_(ツ)_/¯  ♡ 𝚝𝚊𝚐𝚐𝚒𝚗𝚐  :     steal  it  !  

[demadogs]

this happened months ago. i cannot keep it in any longer. a while ago i went on a porn site ive never been to and it asked if i was over 18 and i misclicked and said no and it automatically sent me to google images of puppies and kittens. i still cannot get over how funny this is.

[muttmoxley]

sometimes im like "wow holy shit im being really fucking annoying. i should stop talking" and then i pull out my magic 8 ball and it says "youve always been annoying and your friends chose to talk you anyways. youll be fine" and im like wow thanks magic 8 ball. and then the ogre attacks me

[charlesoberonn]

It's gonna be such a funny mess when Donald Trump dies of a stroke on April 1st, 2024.

Naturally everybody will think it's fake because of the date only to lose their minds (both positively and negatively based on their opinion of trump) when realizing it's real

There will be massive celebrations in the streets and on social media and lots of predictable "don't speak ill of the dead" discourse about those celebrations

Weird evangelicals will pull some weird number trick talking about how Jesus was conceived on April 1st and that makes Trump a sort of messiah and people will make fun of that

The Republicans (after they're done with the faux-sadness and faux-outrage) will stomp over each other to be his successor but none of them will succeed. They'll tear each other apart and have no single nominee for the November elections.

There will be discourse about if Biden and the living former presidents should go to his funeral (they won't, he was a traitor insurrectionist)

The Ukraine-Russia War immediately goes in favor of Ukraine as morale in the Kremlin is reduced. China similarly backs off from its threats on Taiwan.

Ten thousand new memes are made, some sticking around for years to come.

Not a month later a bunch of unofficial biographies of Trump hit the bookshelves, many with new details about just how awful he was.