#thinking ab my husbands

[cvnt4him]

I fr think I'm ab to js spam whatever random shit comes out of my ass bc the way I'm thinking ab writing something that involves iida n deku getting hit w a sex related quirk??

Or how midoriya would be so sexy as a farmer type shit and reader is from the city???

OR HOW DEKU IS A BUNNY AND IS LIKE GOING THROUGH HEAT OR RUT OR WHATEVER THE FUCK N USES READER AS NOTHING MORE THAN A DIRTY FLESHLIGHT FOR HIM TO RECKLESSLY POUND INTO????

OR WALKING IN ON IIDA WHILE HE MASTURBATES TO THE FACT THAT READER DOESN'T GIVE A FUCK THAT HES THE CLASS PRESIDENT?????

Someone stop me😵‍💫

[papertowness]

admittedly one of my favorite things about house ( that also drives me up a wall ) is that something Really Big happens and then the next episode they like loosely mention it like wow wasn’t it crazy that that happened . anyway haha

[sentientsky]

googling 'how long is a hyperfixation supposed to last' and then sobbing profusely into my hands

[stuckinapril]

You guys don’t know how much yearning for Baghdad takes up of my mental real estate

[phoenix--flying]

I'm going to start BITING people what the do you mean "She's Sally Blofis now so therefore Percy is no longer her son" SHUT THE FUCK UP.

Percy has and ALWAYS WILL BE Sally's child. Yes, their family has changed and grown but that does NOT mean he is not her child. I am still my fathers daughter even though he's with someone new, because NOBODY is going to replace me in his eyes. Just because Sally has a new husband and a new daughter, does not change the fact that Percy is HER SON.

Sally has DIED for Percy, and she'd do it again. Sally has KILLED for Percy, AND SHE'D DO IT AGAIN.

[m-kyunie]

saw the Gojo figure yesterday & thought it needed a belly piercing

[padfootastic]

Ahaha thank you for the nice comments in tags <3 i love Remus but he seems bit like a spineless people pleaser and after dating somebody who would rather lie about their feelings than have people be mildly upset with them..... I chose violence 🗡

no but ur so right because!!! i’ve been sleeping on this for a while but let’s talk about remus’ personality traits and how they have the potential to make him a bad/absent partner, at best, and an abusive one, at worst. everyone wants to turn him into this image of perfection just bc he’s such an ‘uwu victim’ figure in fanon but that’s SO far from the truth omg

(i am…just gonna put this remus character analysis under a cut bc it got unnecessarily long and i wouldn’t want u to read it if u didn’t want to lol)

so, for one, he’s manipulative. he has no combinations in twisting the truth or dodging it entirely for his own benefit. like, the man could stand in front of his dead best friend’s orphaned son & not even allude to the fact that he knew his dad. he had no problem bringing james & lily up in the most twisted ways possible to guilt/emotionally influence harry. so remus in a relationship would have the capacity to either knowingly or unknowingly manipulate his partner. the definition of gaslight, gatekeep, girlboss except more sinister.

next, his spinelessness. either as a defensive measure to deal w anti-werewolf hostility or as an innate personality trait, remus has the habit of just—not standing up for things. he looks away when his friends act like assholes, even when he’s in a position of authority (which yes, u can argue that he’s afraid of losing them but atp they’ve literally risked life & magic & azkaban for him so either way, he comes off badly—either he doesn’t mind himself, or he doesn’t fully trust their friendship, or it’s just easier to look away). in a relationship, this can manifest as bottling everything inside u until it makes u bitter or u violently unload on the other person in an entirely disproportionate manner. the dynamic would also be a bit skewed. the people pleasing u mentioned is also such a big thing that people usually overlook. when ur constantly trying to make the other person happy and don’t want to rock the boat, that is a cocktail for miscommunication and breakdown of relationships. ur also constantly putting the emotional burden of constructively dealing w issues on ur partner instead of doing it urself.

connected to his cowardice is his habit of running away when things get tough. remus is conflict avoidant; he does not like to put himself in a position where he has to take a decisive stance, especially if it’s against what others around him believe in. he runs away when things get tough, and tbh, for me, this comes from a constant spiral of self hatred & self victimisation, both of which stem from his experience as a werewolf. in every difficult situation, he centres himself & his discomfort and instead of dealing with it and moving forward for a constructive solution, he decides that stepping back from it altogether is better. which, yeah, works well for him bc he can temporarily put a pin in it but it’s kinda terrible for everyone’s who’s left behind. so i also think that remus is a profoundly selfish character who doesn’t look beyond the end of his own nose. u can imagine how those traits might manifest themselves in a relationship.

and his people pleasing!! so this might be verging on fanon but his gratitude and/or devotion to dumbledore sets an…interesting tone. it’s also another example of how he cannot conceive himself in any other term except as a victimised werewolf. the marauders did a lot for him, arguably even more than dumbledore’s token representation formula, but he never felt indebted to them the way he did for D. dumbledore also kind of makes him feel needed? validates his feelings? and that just speaks to a very twisted sense of self for me. which, again, won’t bode well for his other interpersonal relations.

also, on a very hc note, i also feel like remus just…does not have any significant capacity to love. he takes and takes and takes but doesn’t give much in return. this doesn’t even have to be an actively malicious decision, tbh, just a very self-centred one. he doesn’t realise how much he’s taking bc he’s only thinking about his own circumstances.

all of these are also just why i can’t see r/s working out in any healthy manner. remus is exactly antithetical to everything sirius is/believes in, and not even in the fun ‘opposites attract’ way. but that’s another rant no one asked for lmao

[hanaasbananas]

might have just cried a little after watching the video from my 26th birthday when my family threw a surprise party for me after work because I realised that it's turned out to be my last birthday at home and I didn't even know it at the time, but at the same time it was like, the perfect one when I look back like goddamn

[syndromestatic]

GO2 SPOILERS IN CAPTION

Sometimes, deep in the evening, and when he’s lost most of his self control (he didn’t have all that much to begin with, let’s be honest) Crowley calls the bookshop, searching for a trace of Aziraphale’s voice.

Of course, the line is never answered.

[sentientsky]

he asks you to come with him, the rising tones of his voice like an ache in your chest. i need you, he says. be together, he says. and you'd do anything for him. right? but how could he ask you to return to the scene of the crime? to play necromancer and let him lead your corpse, lurching/rotting/keening, through corridors that have always been too-sharp, too-white, too-mouthcrackingopenlikeathreat. the cherubs all show their teeth, and you both know any good autoclave won't tolerate infection.

how can you be expected to return to the same place that first ruined you?—to the house that killed the angel that once looked like you, that once wore your face and pressed stars into the universe's side? to the place that carved bits of God out from under your skin, digging deep into flesh and muscle and carotid artery?

how do you tell him that you love him, but that your body still flinches in the sterile fluorescent heat of holy light? that you'd sooner bite the hand that pushed you from a steep height than return on hollow half-promises of a gentle touch; that you'd gnaw your own leg off if it meant freeing yourself from the open/close bear trap of your mother's embrace?

he asks you to come with him.

the nightingales have never been so quiet.

[ceruleanfuckup]

So I had a fantastic date tonight.

[storm-of-feathers]

I think I'll forever be salty ab HBomberGuy's rwby video (which is in my video watching queue somewhere) not bc of any of his opinions (bc as I've been told he doesn't even call the show bad he just says he didn't like the direction it went in (which is a valid and fair point btw)) but bc people cite it when talking ab how much they hate rwby. and then nine times out of ten when they do actually sit down to watch rwby they're surprised by how much they like it bc the "rwde community" basically took every single negative aspect they could find, exaggerated it by 400, and screamed about it, and then were able to "cite" a legitimate media critic.

[lilshifting]

everyone knows i’m shifting to dbh if they read my i for ( i didn’t even read my own intro) but i’m ngl i hc that connor would like similar music to hank + also rock/heavy metal. this might be bc that’s my music taste but i can also absolutely see him liking it bc yk it’s so energetic and big and loud i feel like he’d associate the loudness and energy w being human yk😭😭🥲. also i just wanna script a scenario in connor listening to more human than human by white zombie and being just absolutely puzzled on why someone would put a chick moaning at the start of a song

[haruchuiyo]

hello 🩷

[darabeatha]

HAVE YOU SEEN HIM !!!!!