#thinked a thought ◇

[everythingiaskfor]

i'm forcing my brother to watch haikyuu and yesterday i just kept saying "you're about to meet the worst anime villain ever" and then oikawa showed up and said yoo-hoo

[foolfortune]

[yeepof]

I understand that tall men are our POV characters, but surely being like a foot taller than everyone around them would have some occasional consequences

[bumblingbabooshka]

Vulcan teen on Vulcan [tiktok] saying "I have just lost track of my father in the grocery store." The camera turns to show the viewers the grocery store in which almost every single older middle-aged man has a bowlcut and long robes. Camera turns back to show the teen's face which is expressionless and yet communicates all it needs to.

[honestlydarkprincess]

i love this character so much......i hope they get seriously injured and almost die

[beaft]

my mum forbade me to say anything to my dad about the top surgery thing, and it's just hit me how funny it would be if i got it done and didn't tell him and just waited for him to notice. i mean, what's he gonna say? "didn't you used to have tits?"

[inkedberries]

after patrolling, unwinding in a diner somewhere ...

throw the man a bone batman geez

[badolmen]

People against piracy fail to realize that no, I can’t just ‘buy it.’ They stopped making DVDs and Blu-Rays. They’re barely offering digital copies for download. I am not spending money I could use for food or bills to pay for a subscription service just so I can always have access to a beloved piece of media. Especially not when the service will remove media on a whim without concern for how the loss of access to that piece will make its artistic conservation nigh impossible.

For example, I recently learned that Disney+ had an original film called Crater. It’s scifi, family friendly, and seems cool - I would love to buy it as a holiday gift for my little brother! But: it’s exclusive to D+ and THEY REMOVED IT LITERALLY MONTHS AFTER ITS RELEASE.

The ONLY way I can directly access this film is through piracy. The ONLY available ‘copies’ of this film are hosted on piracy websites. Disney will NEVER release it in theaters, or as something to buy, and it may NEVER return to the streaming service. It will be LOST because we aren’t allowed to purchase it for personal viewing. If I can’t pay to own it, I won’t pay for the privilege of losing it when corporate decides to put it in a vault.

So yes, I’m going to pirate and support piracy.

Edit: if you are able, use $5 you would otherwise use for a streaming subscription to donate to a GazaFunds campaign.

[everythingiaskfor]

just remembered both bearman and colapinto were in the points yesterday how crazy is that

[lemongogo]

mimics

[yeepof]

Local PHD student at wizard school HARRASSED!! FOR SHAME!!

[canisalbus]

✦ Fashionably late ✦

[paintedcrows]

Whenever Bill sees KingOfNJ's fics through Stan's eyes he just thinks they have the same taste in fanfiction (disgusting. unthinkable) continued

[kiryuing]

[jellicatty]

Kento calls you his wife.

But you're not his wife yet.

"My wife would like the garlic cheese bread, please"

"I can't extend my shift today, my wife needs me at home."

Wife wife wife. There's no ring in Kento's finger though. All he has is you, his darling girlfriend. The first time he called you his favorite endearment you gave him a look, then giggled after. It truly was harmless, sweet, innocent— well, sometimes.

"Aw, is my wife cumming again?"

"Show your husband how much you miss him."

" 'm gonna make you mine— my wife."

The truth is, Kento doesn't need a marriage certificate to call you his wife. He's yours and you're his. He'll call you his wife anytime he wants to (which is everytime)

He'll call you his wife when your legs are trembling. When you're humping his legs, sobbing as you cry out how much you want him to stuff you. He'll call you his pretty wife when he drives his cock in and out your pulsing cunny.

And of course, "I love you, my wife." is what he'll say after shooting loads of his cum inside you.

© jellicatty | no plagiarising please (*ᴗ͈ˬᴗ͈)ꕤ*.ﾟ

[echoesoftheinfinite]

There is nothing that attracts me more than a deep, honest, serene, and truly meaningful conversation.