#things that happen

[incorrect-splatoon]

Spoiler ahead for Side order

Things that happen during side order (regular end) part 1:

WHERE IS MY WIFE !? Pearl Moment

Body horror Marina (thanks I hate it)

I WILL CATCH YOU MOM *agent 8 die*

Pearl carry, literaly she carry both 8 and Marina

Dedf1sh/acht got da ass wtf ?

Dedf1sh is free ! (Because of marina in some way ?)

Marina is gay (what's new)

Marina and her rainbow

"And they were roomate" moments

SHARED BED !?

Marina instagram journal

Pearl kill a fachist (again)

The comeback of Pearl oversize jacket

Button Mashing

New jam, good vibes tunes

Everyone has a set of weapon now !

Agent 8 canonically has follow Pearl and Marina around during world tour, maybe she is their body guard or manager.

Are Off the hook actually the most known and popular idols in splatoon ? (World tour)

Deep cut live together confirm.

Frye is a nationalist lol

[gamergirlbonestaskforce141riot]

"The craziest thing happened to me right now"

"Oh? Do tell?"

"Yeah, someone came up to me and started going off because I look like someone they know"

"Look like how?"

"They said I have ears, and eyes, a nose, a mouth, arms and legs and wear my hair in a braid"

"They went off at you because you look human and wear your hair in a braid?"

"Looks like it"

"People are cray"

[pencil-of-ashes]

Things That Happen: Crochet Edition

Doing double crochet and accidentally pulling through all 3 loops

"I missed a stitch somewhere WHERE WAS IT-"

Hand cramps ow

Opening a plastic stitch marker and it snaps

Yarn falling apart mid-stitch

"Wait what row am I on"

[picks up different yarn] oh no this is a Nope texture

Fuzzy yarn.

Running out of yarn a few stitches before a row ends and having to unravel the row

Forgetting to yarn over before your half-double/double/triple/etc

Not having the right hook size

Finishing your increase rows and being able to go No-Thoughts-Head-Empty for the next few rows

Tiny hooks

[popcorn-plots]

remembering the time I was specifically called out on a flight in the US. in the middle of the flight, I had opened my water bottle (one of the ones with the straw) and a bunch of water just sprayed shot out at me and I, being very embarrassed, asked the flight attendant if he had any napkins. he did, and he seemed kind of amused by the spraying of my water bottle. well, half an hour later, we've started our decent and the flight attendant or captain, I don't remember, came over the intercom and went on his spiel of "we're starting our decent, landing in [city] in about 30 minutes, blah blah blah" then at the end he goes "and just as a reminder, the change in altitude will effect the pressure in your water bottle, so just be conscientious about opening your water bottle when we land"

[miroslavcloset]

SO Today I was asking in a shop for the 2023 Bayern Kit, just asking for the price And my mom goes, 'Why you want the Santafe Kit?' I was like, the what, and she shows me ...

DUDE WHAT

The thing is, Santafe is a local team from my city, and the neighborhood I live in is home to the rival team's gangs, so I might get in trouble for wearing that Bayern Kit

So I'll better wait for the 2024 or the 2023 away ones to arrive here lol

[ravenclawella]

Phone rings

Slytherin: Aren't you going to answer that?

Ravenclaw: *looks at phone,* Mmm, nope.

Slytherin: Why not? Who is it?

Ravenclaw: I don't recognise the number, and I'm not going to talk to some random person. Eww.

Slytherin: What if it's important?

Ravenclaw: *shrugs,* They'll leave a message.

[coffee-ouji]

My dad got brute forced into 2 vacation weeks and today morning he wakes up before me and prepares breakfast and then offers to ride me to school and I said "naw dawg" and he insisted and and 🥺'd me and then said "but i woke up early to lift you to scoo" and then I had to resign and said "yeahhhh okayyy :3"

[prompt-of-the-day]

Dialogue: #018

"Hey, where have you been? I've been calling you non stop for an hour."

"I'm sorry, my battery died and I forgot the charger."

[marmett]

like, when i was in the DA fandom, i specifically got involved in the f*nders subsection, and let me tell you. they were somehow even worse than the rest of the fandom. those bitches would defend transphobes, biphobes, racists, and would chase u out if u said smth like, "slavery porn makes me uncomfortable" or if u werent ok w/ their favorite smut fic writer being biphobic to u in a public discord.

[flannelepicurean]

More Saiyan Hair-Related Headcanons ~Spicy Edition~

Okay, so we all know for a 💯 fact that Saiyan dudes sometimes go Super Saiyan when the 🍆💦 is truly 🎉🎆🤯🤯🤯🏆.

But when they come back down, that transformation looks a li'l bit different for each of them. Vegeta's hair, for example, doesn't really change shape much in the transformation, so it just kinda fades back to black (although if he gets his sleek, silky mermaid hair in the shower after, that is Very Special).

Goku's on the other hand, starts to fade a little bit, and then waver a little bit, and wobble a little bit...and then just kinda goes BOING; FLOOP. Like a silly puppy. Or a long-haired orange cat (which is what he is).

Chi-Chi finds this adorable and very silly, and will tease him about it...and suggest they see if they can make it happen again. 😏 And he's always down.

Vegeta finds it ridiculous and slightly perplexing at first. Goku shrugs it off because, hey, hair is weird, yo; Vegeta's gets super pretty in the shower sometimes, but it never does that when it rains. And Vegeta just kinda frowns and shuts up and blushes REAL hard.

But eventually, one time, Vegeta waits for it to start wavering and wobblin...and when it goes BOING, he bats that big-ass palm frond right as it FLOOPs. And Goku finds this HILARIOUS, and they both laugh.

And from then on, it's a game of them just kind of watching each other, peeking one eye open from the sex coma, and Goku trying to anticipate the move, because Vegeta's not gonna strike the same place twice in a row (or is he???). So he tries to dodge while Vegeta tries to bat his hair like a deranged little kitty-cat, and they roll around in bed together laughing like they're having a tickle-fight, because they're being SILLY AS HELL, and they are IN LOVE.

Also, Vegeta's hair goes through an incredibly awkward phase in the transition from mermaid hair back to a towering statement about SAIYAN PRIDE. It takes a while for him to allow Bulma to brush it for him. But he turns into a pile of noodles and just about purrs, when she does. Goku doesn't see much of the awkward stage because he's way too Galaxy Brain about the mermaid hair to stop running his fingers through it, which does all sorts of things to Vegeta.

[trickstersmagic]

nsftumblr stuff but read if you want too

I love having a fwb because I can just say unhinged stuff and not feel embarrassed about it.

I literally said to him after we were done in the nordstrom rack fitting room “I know I didn’t get to taste your cum but can I still have those tic tacs”

[rajakaen]

Let me take you back to 6.1 Back then, I was invited to be the main tank in a Nature of Progress HM Operations Group that had lost their tank just before. During the "Stair Boss" I had to go AFK for about 5 minutes and upon my return I was treated to an interesting and well-thought-through maneuver...

One of the members from the OPs Group later asked if someone had recorded this display of high-intelligence performance and edited the video into the format you're now watching. For me, this was a moment of, "Err, guys, I'm back. What did I miss… well, never mind."

For those who are unfamiliar with what's happening - you cannot drag a Mob with Boss immunity along with you into death, even if you have Grapple and Hydraulic Override activated ^^

[helloiamaustin]

A journey across 17 kilometers of grasslands would definitely be a stretch from the normal activities I do as a human. I am a human and it is hard to ride a bike with two human legs.

[pencil-of-ashes]

Things That Happen: Phigros Edition

Jackhammers

[Flips to mirror mode] "Oh this is worse"

Realizing you have to get an A on preceding songs for an unlock requirement (especially for IN level)

Suddenly, 4-finger tap

A whole stream of notes but you forget the rhythm so they're all good/bad instead of perfect

Judgment line disappears, a random flick note becomes the judgement line

You look away for a moment and that random note floating in the middle of the screen? Yeah a judgement line just swept across it. Yeah you start the song with a missed note.

You thought the song was over? Surprise, a final note zoomed down

First time seeing the Spasmodic unlock cutscene

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Attempting to piece together lore from the little snippets

[the-cinnamon-snail]

I just read 142k words in about 4 hours I think and somehow it's 1:30am but I can't sleep.