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Marina: I want to be with you for the rest of my life. Pearl: Damn, that sounds like a marriage proposal. Marine [on one knee]: That's 'cause it is.
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Marina: Look at me straight in the eyes and tell me the truth, Person E! Pearl: You can’t expect me to look into your eyes and be straight
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Shiver: Why are you two lying on the floor ?
Big man: Ay ay ! (We're having a mental breakdown party!)
Frye: Do you want to join us? The only requirement is you’re mentally unstable.
Shiver: Make room for me.
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Shiver: I’m going to need you to stop for one second because I just find it so incredibly rude that you think I’m not head over heels in love with your stupid, oblivious ass.
Frye: ...
Shiver: Are you a brick? Because you’re dense as fuck.
#shiver#shiver hohojiro#shiver splatoon#frye#splatoon#incorrect quote#incorrect quotes#shye#deep cut
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Marina: What part of ‘I want you, and only you’ do you not understand?
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Acht: Tell me how I’m supposed to un-love you, then.
[Grab Callie by the shoulders]
Acht: Tell me.
Acht: Spare me.
#Callie#callie cuttlefish#splatoon#incorrect quote#incorrect quotes#acht#callf1sh#dedf1sh#acht splatoon#acht mizuta
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Shiver: You think I wanted this to happen? You think I, of all people, wanted to fall in love with you?!
Frye: ...
#shiver#shiver hohojiro#shiver splatoon#frye#frye splatoon#frye onaga#deep cut#splatoon#incorrect quote#incorrect quotes#shye
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Marina: Well, I’m sorry I fell in love with you, okay?
Marina : But it happened and I can’t do a thing about it.
Pearl: You… What?
#New love declaration for pearlina idea#Pearl#pearl houzuki#Just being confuse#splatoon#incorrect quote#incorrect quotes#marina#pearlina
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Shiver: I think I am bi
Big man: ay ay (Which one)
Shiver: Why do you mind ?
Big man : ay ay ay (There is different type like bilangual, bipolar, bisexual)
Frye: wait, I know !
Frye: A bitch !
#splatoon#deep cut#frye onaga#frye#big man splatoon#big man#shiver#shiver hohojiro#shiver splatoon#incorrect quotes#incorrect quote
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Neo Agent 3 showing agent 8: This is my cool mom !
Neo Agent 3 showing agent 3: And this is my cringe dad !
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Redraw of something I did years ago that still makes me laugh
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Love everyone headcanon that's:
DJ'S Octavio Transgendered
#if you see the#or follow#the tag#cuttletavio#you know#congrat on his#transition#trans#dj octavio#octavio
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Mii inkling gunner, the new smash bros character
i’m not into star wars but the person that plays rey has the same name as two characters that will never be in smash bros
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Pearl:The first cloooo is... a hot feeling in the chest.
Marina: A Heart-burn?
Pearl: NO IT’S NOT A HEART-BURN YOU FACT ORIENTED SCIENTISTS!
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Pearl: a@#!? Where is my bottom!?
Marina : I am right here.
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Always remember


The way my jaw dropped
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