#theyre terrible and i love them
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au in which obi-wan wedding crashes padme and anakin’s wedding, objecting to the union, because anakin should be his and he should be anakin’s. and anakin is frozen on the spot staring at him cos he’s wanted obi-wan for so long, fantasized about being with him, about marrying him, except obi-wan never seemed to want that too.
and it’s a mixture of pettiness, insecurity and fear that anakin turns back to padme and marries her, ignoring obi-wan’s words—words he’d wanted to hear since the first time he’d talked to obi-wan—and trying to breathe evenly, hoping that nobody can see or hear his heart pounding.
late into the reception, when the party is in full swing and anakin doesn’t need to be present for any games or other shit, anakin sucks on obi-wan’s fingers to keep from moaning too loudly as obi-wan fucks him—anakin still mostly in his wedding suit—in some half-hidden corner. he’s taking all the pleasure obi-wan is giving him, too fuck-drunk and full-of-cock-stupid to feel guilty or ashamed.
#obikin#cw: infidelity#never liked that trope until obikin tbh#but they are crazy and unhinged enough about each other to make this sexy#obi-wan refers to himself as anakin’s side piece and anakin colors beautifully every time#i thought about writing some gffa canon divergence thing like this for the sub anakin fest tbh#anyway#theyre terrible and i love them
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nap time~
#we were legion#luciel#mermaid#god I love them they're so cute#I love animating but sheesh hair underwater is terrible#I really need to learn a program other than just... frame by frame in photoshop to animate#this took me 2 days SHEEEEESH#really happy with it though!#theyre adorable#oc animation#2d animation#animated#digital animation#my ocs#ocs#art#my art
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⋆˳⁺ overdoing it ⁺˳⋆
#theyre t4t#helluva boss#helluva fanart#helluva boss fanart#stolitz#stolas#blitzo#a#anyway i always draw them t4t no matter how i draw them just fyi#and no im not going to change his horns b/c i headcanon that like irl testosterone changes horns/patterns etc w animals#and i enjoy thinking that its the same for them <3#anyway enjoy this comic about excessive use of binding/ not binding properly#cus i love projecting on my boy who i knw would be as terrible as i was about it
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I ❤️ toxic yuri
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Look I can’t draw stoats ok IM SORRY OK I still love them
#dimension 20#burrow's end#ANOTHER BANGER OF A SEASON FOLKS#I love every SINGLE THING#THE siblings the sisters the mother daughter the generation trauma#the awkward uncle the terrible kids#the FAMILY. DYNAMIC.#THEYRE all nailing it#how’s it gonna end though#HOW.#IM so excited.#I tried to draw them as actual stoats and it was fucked so forgive me#I hit them with more human radiation ok#that’s what this is#the blue did this#tell me all your thoughts please#mum Brennan?#ok sorry#goodbye
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Vanha Kauppahalli date: en full, a 2 minute 50 second masterpiece...
Primetime Panthers | 11.6.24 (x)
#aleksander barkov#matthew tkachuk#florida panthers#2425#the global series is a gift#“alright talk to me what do we got?” with the camera following behind them makes it seems like theyre spies doing reconnaissance#the start to a thriller where they got sent to finland stake out for intelligence#maffhew not even waiting for sasha to answer before hes asks about chocolate#“the purple one you always bring” maffhew has been charmed by sashas leaving choco in stalls as gifts when he comes back from finland huh#you can tell he says that with depravity of a man who finally realises he doesnt need to rely on his supplier he can get it himself now#“uh oh [laughs] okay... what is this?” maffhew was not prepared for all the food to already be ready for him he just hopped off a plane and#expected to have to wait more and did not and absolutely does not trust the situation in the same way you get romantic candlelit-dinnered#and youre like alright whats all this then whats your angle what are you doing#“this is salmon and rye bread 😄” “(with the eagerness to prove hes smart and engaged) so is that 👉” “(charmed) and so is that 🫱”#“ill try your favourite first” GURL RELAX OKAY SETTLE DOWN YOURE IN A NEW COUNTRY JUST CHILL MAN#“salmon and rye bread—thats the famous one 🤓” [sasha nodding along because he has to reassure maffhew but also hes in the middle of eating]#maffhew choosing the most inopportune time and you can TELL sasha is like [swallows quickly] because he wants to answer but also BIG BITE#“herring” “herrin' 🤠?” “eating all this her-RING” no notes#“is this just another salmon on rye bread” he says with hope because he likes salmon but also disappointment (he wants to try more foods)#“different salmon? smoked?” the amount of questions hes askijg because hes so terribly engaged he wants to know and sashas like [shrug]#he has to get an A+ in experiencing finland which is normal to want and possible to achieve#“i still love your country though” and sasha explodes into the mirthful grin ive seen in my life like he just won the damn jackpot#he speaks at 100 mph like please take a deep breath sweetheart youre excitement is papable but PLEASE#THE WAY HE GETS SO UNSURE WHEN HE MENTIONS BARKY HATES THAT FOOD WHEN HE LIKED IT SO MUCH#MAFFHEW YOU CAN GET A PASSING GRADE IN EXPERIENCING FINLAND IF YOU STICK TO YOUR GUNS I PROMISE#SASHA HELP A GUY OUT HERE MAN THROW HIM A BONE#SASHA ONLY LAUGHS AS MAFFHEW THROWS HIMSELF INTO A TIZZY OVER THIS YOU ARE SOOOOOO#the chuckle when sasha mentions he had runebergin torttu in school... id like to know what was funny there#we call out sasha for being too lovesick and laughing at all of maffhews “jokes” BUT HES JUST AS BAD???#“what the hell do i do with this thing?” MAFFHEW HAVE YOU NEVER SEEN MERENGUE IN YOUR LIFE???
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Matching radiostatic stickers :D
#radiostatic#radio silence#staticradio#vox#alastor#alastor the radio demon#hazbin hotel fanart#hazbin hotel alastor#hazbin hotel vox#vox the tv demon#hazbin fanart#vox x alastor#alastor x vox#idk what im doing#i totally forgot to post these when i did the huskerdust stickers-#i love them sm#theyre terrible#been listening to from the gallows on repeat-
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sometimes i read fics w the breaking up and making up tag and its like. in theory im so down for it i love the drama, but in practice i think i might just be kind of a bitch but 99% of the time im like. wtf. how could you just get back together after that. if someone said that to ME i would NEVER kiss them again let alone two seconds after they manage a shitty apology. if someone did that to me i would dump their ass for GOOD. fuck that guy! at least tell him "actually i need some time to think about it" when he comes back grovelling. bruh. where are your STANDARDS.
#rimi talks#theres my random thought of the night (<- having a terrible day and coping by reading fics but . well unfortunately im opinionated as ever)#i think. my take on drama in relationships is that even when its a real ''theres no right answer/no one person is fully wrong'' situation#if they are assholes about it. i immediately want em walloped lmaooo#like if u massively hurt ur (ex) partner i want to actually see that hurt get worked throughghghhhh#not just get glossed over bc you still love them and they still love you!!!!#where is the broken trust i ask you. where is the regret and the unspoken words and the burnt bridges#like obviously if theyre gonna get back together it can't be permanently burnt but whats the POINT--#--of burning a bridge if you don't let me watch it getting repaired huh#tldr once again im picky about fics what else is new#(this isnt about a dc fic i read today btw bc i do not read dc fics often)
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This morning I was thinking about how in the very third episode of Metalocalypse, the guys surprise Murderface on his birthday by giving him a gift especially catered to his tastes.
And in the final movie, they not only forgive Murderface for the betrayal, but also reassure him of his vital importance in the band.
Murderface, you have always been very loved.
#army of the doomstar#metalocalypse#william murderface#dethklok#you thought i had run out of things to say about aotd??? YOU THOUGHT WRONG#im growing more and more fan of the 'you suck' scene by the day#T__T#this is why mtl is so good#the boys accept their friends are terrible but theyre not afraid to love them <3#basu post
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you know, i really dislike how people have little or no empathy over minor pr0shippers and/or harass them because it's obvious they didn't exactly choose to be that. unrestricted internet access at a young age can lead to some really disturbing rabbit holes that the child or the parent - are none the wiser to.
i first got exposed to gore and h3ntai when i was 12 and 11 respectively, and during the time, this was celebrated and encouraged because that was the culture of the spaces i was in (mostly anime and true crime). It takes a village to raise a child, and the parents should not exclusively be to blame; especially when they are illiterate to the online world.
i don't know, i just think people should actually care about minors being in inappropriate circles and put more responsibility on the adults in those circles. saying minor pr0shippers should've been "normal" and treating them terribly instead of giving them guidance doesn't benefit anyone and all it does is make the minor feel more emboldened to stay. it's just victim-blaming at that point and does more harm than good.
#long post#cw: suggestive#< mostly because of the h3ntai mention#this goes for both antis and pr0ships#mocking and guilting minors is terrible in any regard#i dont care if youre also a minor and i dont care if you dont want kids#treat minors with more care ffs#minors are not argument talking points; give them some empathy for the love of god#also hot take: proshippers shouldnt interact w/ minors if theyre a l0licon or selfship with minor characters#<- not a hot take at all. like that shit is cold#but i digress#f/o blog#proships dni#f/o#f/o community#fictional other#self ship#self shipper#self shipping#selfship#selfship community#selfshipper#self ship community#ok to rb#[just me yapping]
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see i think im the ultimate duck understander bc i believe:
• the other two of the trio mean the world to him, he loves them
• he WOULD actively and maliciously sabotage any way for them to permanently get out of the house
• he does not care about the other twos mental health whatsoever, not near as much as he cares about their physical health & direct proximity to him
ALL AT ONCE!!
#my dhmis postings#LISTEN#hes AWFUL hes really fucking bad#hes a bad friend he would be a TERRIBLE dad he would be an AWFUL husband#but he loves them so much#its just. his idea of love. is. keeping these two attached to me for as long as possible.#he doesnt care if they dont like it. he doesnt care if theyre unhappy with it. as long as they are PHYSICALLY here in the same space with me#then everythings fine :] ♡♡♡♡#which is so fucked up#and i hope they never leave as much asbi hope the other two force him out of there#like sorry lol. ep 3 + 4 is evidence to me that the other two could be so fucking unhappy. actively disassociating.#and as long as they are IN THE SAME ROOM as duck he wouldnt give a shit#they could say every day GOD WE'RE SO MISERABLE and he would be like damn thats crazy#and still. if he found a way out. not tell them and destroy the way out#its veryyyy. misty from yellowjackets. lol. :]
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watching ppl on HOTD twitter fight between who is worse vs alicent and rhaenyra and it's like,, they're both terrible can't we just embrace that already </3
#like real alicent & rhaenyra fans embrace that truth!!!#theyve both done fucked up things#theyve both done selfish things#they're also both victims of extreme abuse and trauma#but it doesnt excuse the fucked up things theyve both done as adults#i stand with my girlfailure queens#with my criminal queens#with my extremely morally dubious queens#esp tired of the whole rhaenyra is a saint vs alicent is the only bad one#like dont disrespect rhaenyra like that again! my girl is NOT a saint omgggg#not her burning all these bitches for u to still be calling her a saint give her name some respect damn#theyre both terrible and have done terrible things and i love them <333#house of the dragon#hotd#alicent hightower#rhaenyra targeryan#hotd s2#fire and blood
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What else can you do when your husband is losing it but be a cunty gay man
#avian art#oc art#avian oc tag#oc: jay lombardi#i love him.....#when will my husband (oc i give horrors to) come back from the war......#anyways i love the terrible cerati feet hands i give them#theyre almost like raptor claws but can actually grab things#cerati
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Everytime I see anything about ozempics I think about the superior iron man comic where evil capitalist Tony releases extremis disguised as an app to make people healthy/beautiful, only to add a 100 dollars subscription fee per day making him even richer and also turning millions of people addicts desperate for money to keep the app.
#Superior iron man#Evil tony had the original ozempics you guys💔#I love and hate comics lmao#It just funny it's the thing that makes the hero the opposite of what they and so mmay take over the world.#Tony just stops paying his workers well and does hostile take overs with other companies and then releases a harmful and unethical product#Like ok😭#Daredevil being able to see only to be taken a way as a form of manipulation#Like it's a terrible comic but also kind of funny because yeah Tony gives all of his friends helpful tools and supports them he is also#Because he is fictional a possibly ethical billionaire yk#And theyre like nono evil tony won't become like red skull or anything like they did to Steve were just gonna make him cruel#His need for attention and lonimess and empathy just gets warped evilly#Iron man 616#Tony stark#Sim#Axis event#The avengers (2013) thank you for killing him off God bless and Steve no less
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it genuinely baffles me that people still think vox is some precious baby that needs to be protected and kept from val at all costs. are we like... are we watching the same show?
#like... the whole point is that he's just as awful#we've seen more of val yeah because angel's been a bit of a focus in the first season#and he was shown more back during the pilot days during ADDICT#but ... vox is . not good either#guys . they're in HELL. they are OVERLORDS in hell. they have rose to the top by being the worst people you could ever imagine#vox's introduction was literally a product of his designed for stalking#HE HAS BEEN SHOWN STALKING ALASTOR. SEVERAL TIMES#he is manipulative and terrible#like ... guys...#xanchats#xanrants#i guess?#hazbin hotel#vox#its just so shocking to me that people can still think this#the instagrams were confirmed noncanon and we've seen vox's awful manipulative side#its just because everyone hates val i think that theyre like NOO VOX IS BETTER#its like how alastor was shown scaring husk half to death and everyone is like oough but i love him ...#like if ur gonna hate toxic abusive characters like. hate all of them dont be a hypocrite about it#also maybe . dont watch the hell show? BECAUSE THEY'RE ALL IN HELL FOR A VERY GOOD REASON.#they're all terrible -- the overlords especially -- and as the series goes on we just see more of that#sorry . i did not mean to go on a rant#im looking for staticmoth fluff on ao3 and nothings popping up that i havent read and that isnt like#'oh val abuses vox vox gets away gets married to alastor forever the end'#ITS SO IRRITATING#i will write the staticmoth fluff myself if i have to I WILL FUCKING DO IT DONT TEST ME
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since dip and pip aren't coming to my country on this tour, I'm gonna guilt trip them about it by saying that the concept of this tour having a mission statement that asks if they were a terrible influence on the audience they've raised in the last 15 years is really silly to me considering that they've probably been the best influence to my formative years. like yes, they've also influenced my humor to be sardonic and chaotic, but they're also one of the biggest reasons why my perspective of love is ultimate best friendism (platonic and romantic) and having these pUbliC fiGuReS just be authentically themselves but still manage to ground themselves on the value of being kind and real was actually the best influence on how i navigate the world as an adult with kindness and courage myself so HA !
#thanks for raising me dads#phan#dan and phil#mine#dan#phil#dan howell#phil lester#amazingphil#danisnotonfire#theyre not coming to manila im sad but i get it why cos dan wrote abt it in his book#but im happy i got m&g in ii and met them!!!#cant believe i met them at 18 as a freshie in uni and now im 24 and in second year med school#love u dads#the terrible influence tour#tit tour
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