dans2k21
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dans2k21 · 13 days ago
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Back with another Dramione fic🌙
artist: Mr Al
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dans2k21 · 15 days ago
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dan and phil kiss on the mouth
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dans2k21 · 15 days ago
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This was cute or whatever
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dans2k21 · 16 days ago
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During the preshow someone asked what their favourite aussie slang is and dan said he heard someone saying "keen" the other day and he joked "does that mean 'you down to fuck?'" To which phil responded "im keen😏" and dan looked at him sideways and then dramatically went 🤨⁉️⁉️⁉️ for about 30 seconds
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dans2k21 · 17 days ago
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God it must be so exhausting trying to get your millionaire son a gift he will appreciate and ON TOP OF THAT his also millionaire and picky boyfriend has to like it too
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dans2k21 · 17 days ago
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CONGRATULATIONS TO THE WINNERS OF RPF…….PHAN!!!
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Dan and Phil, fans of Dan and Phil, I hereby announce you as the inaugural winners of what I am dubbing…The Phanley Cup 🙂‍↕️
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dans2k21 · 17 days ago
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Something something they complete each other missing half perfect balance bullshit
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dans2k21 · 17 days ago
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in my opinion I think dan’s “government said no homo” reply was self-explanatory and he honestly didn’t need to contextualise himself if people on the bird app had any sense of media literacy. i’m from an asian country myself and i understood immediately that governments must have been policing their content for them to perform a show here by just that silly tweet alone like come on guys. we have come so far as a fandom regarding the entitlement of information let’s not regress
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dans2k21 · 1 month ago
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Dan and Phil completely abandoning the polycule plans for Dalien as soon as he found a dan-coded love interest to and then forcing the goth girl to third wheel their gay endeavors is the most Dan and Phil thing they've ever done
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dans2k21 · 1 month ago
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Two days ago my husband said "...and he was pissed" and I said "don't say that around the kids!" so he corrected himself to "and he was liquid angry" and I've been laughing since
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dans2k21 · 1 month ago
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i gasped this is so fucking funny
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dans2k21 · 1 month ago
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just another one of life's unanswerable questions...
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dans2k21 · 1 month ago
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dans2k21 · 1 month ago
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the most annoying rich husbands and their ridiculously expensive pet
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dans2k21 · 1 month ago
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just something about the delivery of this… absolutely hysterical
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dans2k21 · 1 month ago
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tongue thing
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dans2k21 · 1 month ago
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the most annoying rich husbands and their ridiculously expensive pet
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