#theyre taking ibuprofen together

[dirtflunk]

my best friends. my pals. my homeboys. my rotten soldiers. my sweet cheeses. my good time boys.

[foileadeux]

mother

[mihai-florescu]

The TRIP album covers so far

[iiapple]

the marshple swagger of having such a rancidly toxic relationship prior to season 2 episode 2 💖💖💖💖💖

[rxtchetprime]

i want ratchet and june to interact more. so i wrote some stuff down.

i want june to introduce human biology and medicine to ratchet. i want to see them compare notes of the medical and biological differences and similarities of humans and cybertronians.

ratchet asking about the history of medicine and june recounting how medicine used to be things like leeches and soda but are now actual thought out formulas for certain illnesses. june teaches ratchet about otc medicines like ibuprofen and tylenol. she goes into detail the biology of humans and ratchet will point out things here and there that are similar to their biology.

after a while of learning about humans, ratchet will keep a few first aid kits for them around. he sets up a small corner of the medbay for the humans aswell. if one of the children or even fowler gets injured and june isnt around, he'll activate his holoform and tend to their wounds to the best of his ability until june can get there as soon as she can.

the nurse is usually left impressed by the level of care shown in how ratchet dresses bandages, tucks in the paitent, and pays attention to monitor the persons vitals. shes proud of him, and also impressed at how quickly that he picked up on the vast differences of taking care of their species.

if jack offhandedly complains about a headache, ratchet will hand him a bottle of tylenol and a glass of water, he'll gently carry the teen to the couch that is set up in the base and advise him to rest. if miko comes in and looks like death warmed over, he'll hand her a heating pad and a small sweet treat to cheer her up. and if raf comes in feeling sick from a common cold, he'll make the boy a bowl of soup and allow raf to sleep in the crook of his neck. fowler getting injured in an altercation with a decepticon, ratchet patches him up and lets him rest in the medbay.

the other bots notice ratchet's new interest in human health and wellbeing, and how gentle he is with them. but they just smile and carry on, ratchet is a medic, its in his nature to learn about how to help others.

but also, give me june being interested in cybertronian biology. let ratchet teach her basics of first aid for bots. ratchet describes certain things like "pain that comes and goes in a bot's joints" and june tells him that humans call it chronic pain. "a pulsing pain in a bots helm" "thats a headache, ratch."

since the bots are just, metal, that means that their type of wounds dont need a long time to heal, they just weld themselves together. ratchet uses his holoform to teach june how to properly weld together injuries so that if he is unavalible, june can take care of it until ratchet is back.

since those lessons, june keeps a leather apron and a welding helmet around at base.

arcee coming back with a gash in her side, june has her sit on the floor so she can reach and gently tends to her wound. she advices her to get some energon in her systems and rest for a little bit. bulkhead with a few scratches here and there that hes complaining about stinging, june can buff them out. one of bee's doorwings is cracked and hurting, this is beyond her, she sits with him and comforts him until ratchet can get back to tend to them. optimus stalking out of recharge at an unholy hour looking uncomfortable and moving stiff, june lets him sit with her as he fans his plating out to relieve some of the pain in his joints.

the kids notice that ratchet and june have gotten closer lately, but they both need someone to confide in. let them have their bitchy medic talks, let them compare notes. theyre happy and theyre learning :)

[kommandantpinks]

PINKSIE THEYRE MULITPLYING WHAT DO WE DO ‼️‼️‼️

WE MUST DO IT THEN

WE MUST TAKE IBUPROFEN TOGETHER!!

[natsmagi]

NO I understand being able to only see natsumugi <- also very ill about them because the others only pale in comparison.. subanatsu is a very cute friendship, and natsuiba I'd like a one-sided rivalry (insert ibara saying 'come alice, let's play in this dream" in WONDER GAME)

also not sure if you remember this but it's me rikoo, the one who made the 'let's take ibuprofen together' teumugi thing ksjlsk

THE WONDER GAME HOMOEROTICISMSSSSSSSS it is SUCH a good dynamic though ur right. its probably bc both ibara and natsume are such inherently funny characters to me that putting them in the same room is guaranteed to be amusing bc theyre SO EXTRAAAA AJSHFKAJSHDG

AND YESS!! alot of natsume dynamics are ADORABLE friendships to me, and i dont really wanna like. Force it to be romantic. i really enjoy platonic relationships and think they can be just as, if not more impactful as romantic ones!! im someone who loves my friends very very deeply and i just. want natsume to have friends :')

OMG I DO REMEMBER YOUUUUU!!!!!!! i think about tsumugi "lets take ibuprofen together" all the time. constantly. ive thought about drawing it before just so i have something to stare at when im too lazy to take my much needed painkillers AKSJHFKAJSHD

[anxiousgaypanicking]

Eating Out

!a series of me uploading the kinktober fics/drabbles i made years ago because i didnt back in 2020 for some fuckin reason. if these are bad/poor quality its because theyre old, and ive improved since then :)!

Losleep (Remy x Logan) Day 2: Eating out Warnings: eating ass

"You know, Thomas can't really fall asleep with his brain running a mile a minute," Remy said, leaning against the logical traits door with a sweet smelling coffee in hand.

"It's practically impossible for anyone to run a mile per minute," Logan responds, eyes not moving from computer screen. He continued typing, as he continued explaining. "The world record time for the fastest mile run is three minutes and forty three seconds."

Remy rolls his eyes. "You know what I meant."

"I don't."

"For someone who claims to be so smart-"

"Don't."

Remy grinned, and he could see Logan hunch over slightly. Remy whistled, strolling fully into the room.

"Sitting like that is bad for your posture, babe," Remy advises him, moving to stand right at the side of the chair. He takes a large sip of his coffee, before setting it down on Logan's desk. That gets Logan to stop.

He glares at Remy. "Move that. My workspace is not a place for you to leave your trash."

"This is half full. Far from trash, if ya ask me."

"Well, I'm not asking you. I'm telling you. I have work to do, Sleep, and you do too. Thomas shouldn't be awake at this hour."

Remy rolls his eyes again. "You think I don't know that? Bitch, the first thing I said when I walked in was that Thomas couldn't sleep. And that's not entirely my fault. I can only do so much for him. His brain is keeping him awake."

Logan sighs, staring at Remy for a few seconds, and Remy believes he's won.

But then, Logan just turns back to his work, causing Remy to let out a groan.

Well, guess he'd have to use force.

He gripped the back of Logan's chair, before spinning it so that he and Logan were face to face.

"For someone who wants best for Thomas, you sure aren't trying very hard," Remy says, roughly grabbing Logan's chin and pulls their faces close together.

Logan's eyes go wide for a minute, before they narrow. He goes to retaliate, but Remy beats him to it.

"Sitting that close to a screen will hurt your beautiful eyes babe. Give you a headache too. But you've already had one, if not more of those. Don't think I didn't notice the bottle of Ibuprofen on your desk." He releases Logan's chin, and instead, grabs Logan's wrists and pulls him up and out of the chair.

"Tell me, why can't you just put this stuff off until tomorrow?"

"Because it needs to be done tonight-!"

"Oh? It needs to be done tonight?" He pushes Logan onto the bed.

"That's what I just-"

"You know what else needs to be done tonight? A whole lotta sleepin', and I'm willing to help our host in any way that I can," Remy purrs, crawling onto the bed after Logan. "And if that means helping you destress in order to do so, then so be it."

Remy's now positioned so that he's straddling Logan's lap, hunched over Logan as Logan's back is pressed to the bed.

Logan's hands are on Remy's shoulders, but Remy can tell Logan's mind is still on his work.

So Remy's hand slides down and grips Logan's tie, pulling it so that Logan's face is once again close to his. His other hand is busy rubbing up and down Logan's side, an all too comforting gesture that greatly contrasted with how intensely he was staring down Logan.

"May I?" Remy suddenly asks, a smug smirk creeping onto his face.

Logan, getting the implications, spared one last look at his computer, before sighing out a tired "you have my consent." Remy grinned, wasting no time as he worked to strip Logan, Logan helping as best he could.

Although, there really wasn't a need to, considering how quickly Remy tore the clothes off of him.

"I believe this is less to help me destress and more to satisfy your high sex drive," Logan states, frowning when Remy removes his glasses from his face.

He can still see somewhat decently, but he prefers to wear them in order to avoid getting headaches.

Remy then removes his own sunglasses, revealing his own dark brown eyes.

"I won't be satisfying myself in any way," Remy counters, his hands roaming over Logan's nude body. It was stiff and rigid, as if Logan was incapable of relaxing.

Knowing him, it probably was.

Logan was surprisingly fit, though, which Remy would be more surprised about if he hadn't already seen Logan shirtless. He had broad shoulders, but looked to just be skinny and lanky when you looked at him normally.

But naked? He was well toned, his arms and legs definitely held muscle, and-

"Remy, can you hurry up?" Logan asks, voice rather irritated. Remy tsks, hands coming to rest on Logan's thighs.

"I was just admiring your body," Remy says, as he spreads Logan's thighs apart. Out of nowhere, he slaps the inside of one of them, and Logan lets out a mix between a squeak and a whine. He then glares at Remy, while Remy just grins.

"Can you flip yourself over for me please, love?" Remy asks, hands massaging Logan's thighs.

Logan does as he says and flips himself onto his hands and knees, before saying "I thought you wouldn't be satisfying yourself in any way," clearly expecting Remy to fuck him.

He gasps, and is rather caught off guard however, as he feels a wet muscle prodding at his entrance.

He instinctually pushes himself back on it, only for the stimulation to disappear almost immediately.

Logan whines, and he hears Remy chuckle behind him, his hands going back to running over Logan's body.

"Remy..." Logan whines out, and Remy's hands pause where they are. He bends over Logan's back, lips hovering right above Logan's ear.

"Yeah babe?" Remy responds, voice quiet and low. Logan whines in response.

He was embarrassed to admit that his cock was fully hard, just from the touches and light stimulation. He didn't partake in sexual acts often, so his body was rather sensitive when it came to this sort of thing.

"Are you really going to make me ask?"

Remy grins at Logan's rushed out question, before he places a kiss to the side of Logan's head.

"Nah. Guess not. I'm here to help, although, I'll admit that hearing you beg is a pretty hot thought," he answers, pressing a kiss between Logan's shoulder blades. Logan just rolls his eyes.

He feels Remy's hands running over his body yet again, and found himself getting a bit irritated, as he assumed that Remy wasn't going to give him what he wanted. That was, until, he felt Remy spread his cheeks, and his tongue back at his asshole.

Logan whined, pushing his face into the pillows, as Remy held his ass up with his hands holding tight around his waist.

Remy's tongue is lapping at Logan's asshole, before he slowly prods the entrance. Logan let out a shaky breath at the action, pushing back on the muscle.

Remy begins to thrust his tongue in and out of Logan's ass, the logical side, gasping and moaning at the actions.

In a matter of time, Logan was gasping out that he was close, his own hand coming to work his cock. He moaned as he began jacking himself off, Remy continuing to thrust into his ass as his hands massaged Logan's hips.

Logan came with a whine, before Remy pulled his tongue out and released Logan, said man falling into his own mess on the bed.

He let out a slightly disgusted noise, as he landed in his own come.

"I need to wash my sheets now," he mutters, and he hears Remy laugh.

"Yeah, you do. You could probably also use a shower. Buuuuut," Remy drew out the word as he shrugged off his jacket and pulled off his jeans, before crawling into bed with Logan. "You can always do that tomorrow," he finishes, pulling Logan to his chest, holding him rather tightly in case he planned on escaping.

Knowing Logan, he'd probably just get right back up early tomorrow and continue working, but for now, Logan could use some sleep. And he was finally relaxed enough to get some.

[faggotwalkwithme]

let’s take ibuprofen together

ok!

pretend theyre holdign hands and its instead of salieri it's me

[flyingspicerack]

OK FIRST!!! ESP KITTY AND .... Ichi kitty.... its a hood and he looks fucked up so weeeee're just gonna keep that on....

OK SO THESE ones were surprise gifts from my roommate overdue from my birthday. I LOVE glasses set so this like big... it's not a plush but its... like a plastic puffy keychain thing? IDK ITS BIG AS HELL but i love him SO MUCH jfc!! ANd then..... g-g-g-gesugao set makes me.... feel ...... [redacted] and they fucking knew that so they got that to kill me, and and and and and THE ICHI NEXT TO HIM where he's pulling down his mask.... his face... his blushies.... his like frown..... hes so so sooooo cutie and thats one of my FAV ichis... <3 And then the other two are super cutt tooo hes sleeby and cutie

OK THESE ONES ARE REALLY COOL???????? I have NO idea what they're from but theyre so cool that i needed them??? They're super tiny acrylic pins of just... Ichi associated items??? SO CUTE

No comment,,,, ok yes comment i had to hes so gross and funny and a furry

OK THESE ONES.... AH OSO SPOTTED My roommate loves kara and also black jack so they got the tezuka collab that was in a 2 set so just gave me oso astroboy so hes mine now, and then ichi playing vibeo james..... hes a jamer.... i needed canon ichi gamer moment, and then this last one i didnt care abt all that much because it was in a 2 set with LOOK BELOW

HES FUCKING NAKED AND YOU CANT TELL ME THIS ISNT ONE OF THE BEST ONES IN THIS HAUL???? HES.... FUCKING ........ GRSJEDKGHLKSEDGHSEKLZGHJSLKGNHBSKLGFJSLGKBN naked

AND LASTLY MY DREAMIES!!!! MYYYYYY DDREEEEEEAAAAMMMIESSSSSS!!!!!!!!! SO i knew that Starshine Rendezvous was one that was a bit rarer than most so i never thought id EVER get a chance to get ANY merch from that lottery but my SHOCK when i found him..... hes just so...... FESJHG:SKLghskjghl 'lets take ibuprofen together' but in a sexy way that makes me weak.... And ,,, and angel ichi.... i already have a compact mirror (from my roommate) but i needed the standee too.... he means so much to me.... god then they draw him like this with his little knees up like this....... kills me every time from blood loss

ANYWAY thanks for looking at my haul and listening to my thoughts...... ok the end

[vvindication]

I love all the "lets take ibuprofen together" memes because theyre meant as a gesture of good will like lets feel better together!! but each and every one is a personal threat to me because I had an awful allergic reaction to it when I was young. all my mutuals trying to poison me

[strugglingcombi]

tw discussions of suicide

ive had suicidal ideation fantasies for a few years now i guess, and well i dont really want to die cause of two things: IF i tried to kill myself and i didnt succeed it would be embarrassing as fuck and the consequences would be fuckin annoying (eg. my parents trying to baby me across the country or worse making me move in with them again) but also well theres no method thats 100% guaranteed AND painless, and im a huge pussy

like ok lets assume pills or i dunno slicing my veins right, cause theyre the easiest achievable and least painful (to a degree) and like with pills there are no guarantees on anything, so even if i take a fuckin handful of ibuprofen or whatever (and i dont even have access to anything that could fuck me up anyway) there is a nonzero chance ill just wake up either in my bed again or at the hospital and in horrible pain either from poisoning or stomach pumping, and as we established i am so so so SO scared of pain

on the other hand like cutting my wrists or something is relatively easy and guaranteed to unalive me, but i literally cant concentrate on anything when i get a papercut cause it stings so idk if ill be able to handle the pain of cutting DEEP into the skin well

and not to fuckin mention, if i killed myself id have to clean my apartment and make something dramatic out of it cause god forbid people think i’m depressed. lm literally not but i need peple to think i have my shit together and that im mysterious and shit fuckin keepin up appearances

anyway heres my fuckin manifesto on my schroedingers stance of killing myself, yelled into the void because i quite literally cant show this to anyone without them starting to get all concerned

so to summarize: i wont be killing myself myself anytime soon but DAMN do i daydream about it

[cometcrystal]

6-8 velmarcie :)

6. how do they celebrate their baby’s first birthday? are they the type of parents to go over the top for birthdays/holidays?

they dont go super over the top for the twins, the whole house/gang just gets together and eats some cake :) and unwrap a few presents which include more baby toys that velma thinks aren't intellectually stimulating enough

7. how do they soothe their crying baby when they’re out in public? who’s the best at rocking the baby to sleep?

marcie's the best at calming them down. slider usually cries the most and when he cries herman starts crying too because he doesnt wanna feel left out. but marcie's a natural she just starts making faces or stroking their baby hair and they r chill. velma is the master of rocking them to sleep tho. she'll tell them about some theorem she read that day and theyre out like a light

8. how do they care for their children when they get sick? who checks on them in the middle of the night?

very by-the-book. they're both academics so theyre like WARM BLANKET? CHECK. IBUPROFEN? CHECK. they take turns checking up on them

meme

[hermannsthumb]

coming with a sickfic question/suggestion for ya... who's the worse patient, hermann "grumbly" gottlieb or newton "it's fine" geiszler?

i think they’re both bad but for different reasons. like they both act like it’s the End Of The World whenever one of them gets sick bc theyre both melodramatic babies. also this is partially inspired by a convo w @gaylieb​ on twitter this morning about newt Missing the Man That He’s In Love With while he goes shopping for his sick hubby

Newt’s really opposed to the idea of leaving Hermann home alone for a multitude of reasons. It’s the weekend, after all, which means it should be their weekend together, no work or other distractions from Thursday at 8:30pm ‘til Monday at 10am, just three nights and three full days of Newt and Hermann Time. All he really wants to do is curl up on the couch with Hermann, or curl up in bed with Hermann, or curl up on Hermann’s lap, or have Hermann curl up on his lap and watch bad movies. Or watch bad TV. Or have Hermann read to him and play with his hair. Really, you know, Newt’s not that picky, he just really digs his husband.

Mostly, though, he doesn’t want to leave Hermann home alone because the poor guy is sick. Probably picked it up from campus. Newt woke up Friday morning at the gorgeously late hour of eleven, with sunlight streaming through the bedroom window, and rolled over to pester-slash-kiss Hermann awake, only to find Hermann a) already awake and b) fever-hot, shivering, and blinking hazily at Newt with a noticeable air of misery.

Newt jumped into action in seconds.

A long kiss to Hermann’s forehead half-confirmed his suspicion of fever, while the thermometer (a few moments later) confirmed it entirely. He got Hermann water, fished out the Motrin bottle from behind their respective prescriptions in the medicine cabinet, forced Hermann to take some, got Hermann more water, fretted over his blankets for ten minutes, until finally Hermann--weakly--held up a hand and said “Please calm down.” Which was rich coming from Hermann, who’s the drama queen of all drama queens, the guy who cradled Newt in his arms like Newt was on his fucking deathbed when Newt twisted his ankle in an ill-advised attempt to test out Heelys around the kitchen breakfast bar. The guy who lies in bed and groans with a hand flung across his forehead for hours like an ailing protagonist from an 18th century novel when he has so much as a cold.

That was three hours ago. Now, Hermann’s insisting on sending Newt out to the grocery store, of all places. In the rain. The cold rain.

“But what if you need more water,” Newt says, twisting the hem of his t-shirt, “or more medicine, or--”

“I can manage on my own for half an hour or so,” Hermann says huffily. It’s lose-lose with sick Hermann, really; if Newt coddles him, he’s pissy, if Newt doesn’t coddle him, he’s pissy. Basically, he’ll be pissy whether Newt goes to the store or stays behind. 

Hermann beckons him closer, and Newt plops down onto the edge of the bed and leans in, close, and expectantly. Perhaps a little too expectantly. Hermann makes a face, and says, grouchily, “I’m not kissing you when I’m ill, darling. What on earth are you thinking?”

“Habit,” Newt sighs, truthfully a little disappointed. Hermann huffs, rolls his eyes, and then reaches and pat Newt’s cheek gently. His palm is warm, which is wildly unsettling. Hermann usually runs so cold. Still: Newt appreciates the gesture. “Only half an hour,” Newt says. It’s for an important cause, anyway, for Hermann: they need more ibuprofen, more food that Hermann can stomach (saltines, and light soup, Gatorade, maybe, Newt’s dad used to give him Gatorade when Newt got sick), maybe some tissues and cough drops, too. Hermann is only letting out the gentlest little coughs at the moment and hasn’t sneezed once, but you can never be too careful. 

Newt pulls on his jacket, snatches up the car keys, and is out the door in the flash. Thirty minutes. He can do it. (He’ll get Hermann something fun, too, something to look forward to once he’s feeling better. Like ice cream. Or those dumb chocolate tea biscuits from the international food aisle that Hermann used to have to specially order when they were in Hong Kong.)

Newt calls Hermann from the snack aisle fifteen minutes later, four packs of the chocolate cookies clutched in his fist. “I can’t find the saltines,” he declares. 

There’s a little rustling of blankets on the other end of the phone, like Hermann’s sitting up, and a little cough. “They’re in aisle nine,” Hermann says, “not aisle eight.”

Hermann can really read his mind sometimes. It’s weird, but it’s also kind of romantic. Newt ducks into the next aisle, where--lo and behold--the saltines (and the other crackers and pretzels) are stocked. “God, babe, you’re a genius,” Newt sighs. He tosses the cookies and a few boxes of saltines into the basket.

He can almost hear Hermann preen through the phone, but he’s all back to bossy business in a second. “Have you gotten the soup?” he says. “The kind I like?”

“Yep,” Newt says. He pokes around in the basket, past Hermann’s favored canned chicken noodle with noodles shaped like little stars and rocket ships. (Hermann is ridiculously adorable.) “And the meds, cough drops, tissues...” Hermann coughs again, but louder, a terrible raspy thing, and Newt’s heart twists. His poor husband. All alone at home, without Newt there to take care of him. “Hermann,” he says, verbal inventory forgotten instantly. He cradles his phone sadly, like Hermann would be able to feel the touch, somehow. “Aw. Honey, I miss you.” 

“Then hurry home already,” Hermann says. Then, moderately softer (though his voice is still raspy), “I miss you, too.”

Newt speeds through the self-checkout so fast he almost leaves his bags behind. He’s back at Hermann’s side, and contentedly playing nurse as Hermann huffs and sighs and groans, within the promised half-hour.

[zepdeans]

there’s not a lot I can say about s3 that hasn’t already been said (and articulated 200x better) but! here are some of my (albeit dumb) thoughts :~)

ep1 -isak leaning against the bathroom wall gets me EVERY time its such a powerful scene esp introducing you to s3 and tarjei..... spare some talent for the rest of us please -LiTeN gUtTeN fRa StRaNgEr tHiNgS -isak rly ties his pants w a shoelace...... -isak noticing even for the first time bc of his laugh.. whew.... also. i love this intro SOOO much bc its so non-monumental? theres no dramatic music or whatever but its not subtle.... like you know right away o shit love interest!! hello sir!! bc isak’s expression watching him :’) i could go on -isak is a bad liar HOWEVER this only applies to stupid nontrivial things e.g. the black sweatshirt. but when you look at him lying about like, his sexuality, he hides that shit well -”c00l” isak. i hate u so much -honestly all u have to do is look at even for .2 seconds and u can tell this boy has had a crush for a solid month bc he just looks awestruck (HOWEVER henrik’s acting is *chef’s kiss* bc its subtle enough to go undetected b4 you actually know eVEN SAW HIM ON THE FIRST DAY OF SCHOOL) -even isak and emma all sitting on the bench together is funny enough on its on but then a song called threeway comes on and like. julie sdshjsfdjfkjskd ep2 -there’s something so endearing about even’s handwriting idek what -i LOVE even’s video w mikael it reveals so much about him to us- how weird (ok we saw how weird he was w the paper towel thing but) and dorky he is? and his love of film! his view on love stories and how he sees the world :( but it also shows a lot abt isak because he saw even making stupid jokes about vladimir putin and was like yeah we about to fall in LOVE love -isak not using headphones to watch even’s video or r+j?? bde or general incompetence what’s the verdict guys -the isak watching r+j scene hits so hard like yall ever think about isak lying in bed at 3am staring at the ceiling probably thinking about how he’s never gonna get a beautiful world-shattering romance like that like ..... also him changing positions skam get out of my life go away ur too realistic -not to make this even more self-projection-y but isak simultaneously being the least emotionally vulnerable person ever but crying during r+j > -i made a post abt this already but even’s INTENSE staring vs isak’s “i have never looked anyone in the eye in my life” gets me it says so much about their characters -even said i see your bde move (asking me to buy you beer) and i raise u with my own (inviting you to my house after faking not having my id) -”if you listen to music” even is such a dick fsdjhsdff -when the message comes on...... i rlly do owe julie my life huh -”have you heard about my rapping?” “I have actually” have we talked about this enough????? 1. isak finally feels comfortable enough w even to flirt and his first move is to RAP for him jesus christ. keep in mind this is the same man who pulled that smooth af ibuprofen line w emma like...... 2. even has heard about isak’s rapping. either this means im-not-on-social-media even went out of his way to go thru homeboy’s instagram OR isak’s rapping is actually talked about. i- -the group chat messages. cant believe i forgot about the 2016 clown epidemic

ep3  -mahdi is a good friend and i love him. thank u -even wearing isak’s cap until he chucks it at him sjksfjsdjsd -how much yall wanna bet isak’s been listening to illmatic on repeat since last friday thinking abt even (even tho meeting sonja shattered his heart a lil) [also kinda an aside but i think a lot about how isak n even bonded over rap and how some homophobic lyrics in 90s etc rap might have impacted them? or how that little detail ties into julie’s story? e.g. halftime by nas, which is on illmatic] -whats worse. even staring into isaks soul wearing a size xs see-through white t shirt or isak staring at even for five (5) seconds before chugging his beer and immediately making out w emma. OR even crashing that party before it can start “i think you guys are bonding too much” cheesy ass shjhfsdhskdf -yall act like evak didnt invent hands. did even shaking isak’s shoulder telling him his apartment is nice mean nothing to u -im convinced robyn wrote call your girlfriend for this scene specifically bc how could anything fit so perfectly by coincidence -is anything better than egging isak on- even bech naesheim (2016) -idk if yall have read the scripts but i love the sock thing so much bc its soo true to how isak thinks and it makes everything so much more interesting and !!!

ep4  -i will never get over even sending isak bad seinfeld memes -even smacking open isak’s locker. first of all whew second of all u think as soon as he got into the stairwell he lowkey cried bc ow -parallel of isak saying “it’s 2016, why are you religious?” to sana vs. emma’s “it’s 2016, get out of the closet” to isak anyone :( -”takk sanasol!!!!” thank u isak for my life -I wanted to be with you aloneeeee -even’s face when he sees the pool like we get it youre a director -how many times do i need to say even is such a dick sjkfsd “does it look like i care about my hair?” “usually but not right now” like this would only work on isak i love soulmates!! -even just.. fully choking isak out ssdhgfd got em -when the first notes of im kissing you start ooh boy -even going in for the kill kiss and isak going from huh to oooo shit and pushing his lips out at the last minute. phenomenal 

ep5 -ngl as soon as im not in love comes on my heart goes uwu bc like!!!! that song the meaNING.... them......... i jus love this scene sm like theyre in their own little bubble and they both feel so comfortable and at peace :((  -even leaving isak comics about an inside joke of theirs like yall mind if i scream -isak feeling left out from the conversation and his friends whew i felt that... and having them talk about how gross it is to makeout with a girl w facial hair?? blease :( -taking stock of isak’s nicknames: issy k, isabell, izzy, baby jesus, -im not even gonna bother trying to articulate thoughts on Pause bc it’s a literal masterpiece. thank u tarjei henrik and julie for inventing television with this one  -MAGNUS SDFKJSDFJKDSHK "oooh my name is Jonas and I love idealism and reading klassekampen and I don’t like plastic and I skate on a skateboard made of sustainable wood and wear old clothes because new clothes are bad for the environment and I only drink recycled water” screAMMM -what i said abt pause also applies to pride ugh its such a powerful scene and!! the beginning of kicks to isaks stomach. honestly what i fucking love about this episode is how it goes from hell yea best day w even ever to crying in the street within one week (s3 had the best balance of angst and payoff thanks) -even’s Soft Party Flannel... forever tainted by this scene rip -not knowing why even kissed sonja keeps me up at night -speaking of. how used and stupid isak must’ve felt when he saw even completely unbothered, hooking up w his ex at this party?? whew :( -bros is one of my all time favourite clips solely bc of the music?? lift me up gives me chills and when hold my liquor starts i LOSE it -ep5 and 6 remind me of that quote “to see what your characters are really made of you have to break them” because julie rlly goes all in and god it hurts so good

ep6 -never have i ever seen insomnia portrayed as accurately as tarjei did here and i remember when i first watched the cantina scene i was like. winded bc its SO true to sleep deprivation whew -i really like that isak wasnt together with even when he reached out for help and came out to jonas. bc it was him, on his own, being strong enough to talk to his friends and then eventually he was confident and secure enough in himself to be in a good place when even started reaching back out!! -i have no idea what its like to come out to someone, to be afraid of your friends rejecting you, everything isak went through. but tarjei’s acting of when, like, you have something you KNOW you have to tell someone, and youve put yourself in the position where youre going to have to tell them, but youre terrified and eventually just force yourself SAY the words??  -and isak’s smile when he realizes jonas is gonna be his bro no matter what :’)))

ep7 -weirdly one of my favourite isak looks (black t-shirt grey snapback c-c-c-combo) -”what’s your name again?” have i mentioned i love sana and isak bc i love sana and isak -jonas truly is the best friend oh man. perceptive, thoughtful, loving, laidback, a friggen BRO. tbh i was wary of him in s1 and thought he didn’t treat eva well (tho I recognized he loved her a lot, he was just bad at being a boyfriend) but jonas in s3?? just goes to show how powerful your perspective of someone can change viewing them in a different role!! because while jonas was a crappy bf, he literally is SUCH an incredible friend and his actions and words and just! him! in s3 completely redeemed any illwill I had towards him :’) -maybe im a little gay (up there with other s3 comedy classics such as “thats a boys name”) -mahdi season WHEN ugh a legend -’when someone asks isak if hes going to a family party’ literally what other reason for living do i have if not to read the boy squad text convos -isaks locker finally opening and his smile at evens drawing whewwwwwww!! also even rlly is that guy who wont text you back but will leave hand written love letters in ur locker -also. another stellar look from valtersen -slutt a meld meg is a whole masterpiece like what other piece of media has the RANGE -eskild: play hard to get. jonas: no smiley!!! isak: nah fam im good B)

ep8 -this episode is BEAUTIFUL bc you feel practically euphoric?? like hell yeah theyre finally together!! isak is out and accepted and even is done with sonja! but theres also this unsettling undercurrent of worry bc you know deep down something isnt right? why is sonja calling isak? why is even acting kinda strange? whats going on? yknow?? -literally never going to get over 5 fine frokner :~) even is such a goddamn nerd and he’s the man of isak’s dreams can u believe!!  -sana’s little speech is SO important in so many ways ooo i love her so much -also have we discussed eskild making evak do a photoshoot for him. highkey those are my favourite pictures of ALL time u can tell even was like hm strange but im down while isak was more omg guys stop🙄 omg haha eskild i cant believe youre making me cuddle with even for a photo🙄 i cant believe ur making me snuggle this dude for a pic!!!! definitely would not have done this otherwise!!! -magnus only realizing it’s THAT even after seeing how isak looks at him. whew -isak is so brave i rlly love that kid! his text to his mamma <3 -no r*make will EVER nail text conversations like mari/julie did w evak’s this week thanks for coming to my ted talk. i'd quote the best ones but it would literally double the length of this post (ok ill cave. “hahaha shut up❤️” GETS me) -you dont know whats in store but you know what youre here for. hallo -isak running around oslo with even’s clothes looking for him :( his heart is so big he cares about even so so much -when Part II (on the run) comes on in the credits its like a kick in the teeth honestly

ep9 -ive already screamed enough about cherry wine but god it fucks me up -cannot put into words how much I love eskild and how good of a person he is, he just has so much love in his heart  -”wait they have waffles here? see ya” -this convo is why i love skam so much!!!! magnus giving insight and good thoughtful advice to isak was such a brilliant move by julie (also truLy heartwarming) bc like. magnus is a flawed layered character! he’s dumb and ignorant and not very careful with his words BUT hes also such a sweet guy. i genuinely dont think he would hurt a fly and him talking about vilde (in ep10) is ;-; bc he really likes her and respects her and wants to be a gentleman! hes so loving and just. yeah. also i wonder if isak and magnus (and vilde) ever talked about having mentally ill parents and lent on each other for support bc like....<3 [sidenote- this is why i HATE b***** like they absolutely massacred magnus’s character and magnus did not deserve that!] -det er bare slutt........ very cool of tarjei to invent acting here. also the character development makes me WEEP like at first isak lied and told his pappa it was over bc its easier to brush stuff off and say you were joking than be vulnerable especially about 1. having a boyfriend and 2. saying youve already broken up?? but then isak was like hey im done with lying about who i am bc i want my life to be REAL and he told his dad the truth even if it was hard and even if he was trying rlly hard not to cry  -isak reaching out to even<3 standing up for even<3 -o helga natt. another scene i genuinely cannot comment on bc u cant really put into any written language how magical and breathtaking and heartbreaking and powerful and brilliant this scene is. so. -jk. obvs i cant say anything intelligent enough to give this scene justice but probably the most stunning piece of television i have ever had the privilege of watching. even’s text breaks my heart every gd time (esp since we never really see this side of him before finding out he’s bipolar? his guilt, insecurity, feeling like a burden, being scared of losing everyone in his life because he thinks he’ll hurt them). the music is SO beautiful i cry real tears as soon as the strings start. also the brilliance of JUST o helga natt playing and no dialogue except for isaks one line? isak’s realization when he sees the cross. him RUNNING across oslo to go to even. the FLASHBACKS all going backwards in chronological order until them smoking on the bench. isak looking at the bench and not seeing even and u can feel his heart breaking and urs breaks too! but then he remembers the bathroom and he turns and theres even and whewwww. du er ikke alene<3

ep10 -minutt for minutt is THE most healing clip im telling u. and like.. seeing even depressed really is hard and as someone who was very very depressed for 4-ish yrs of their life it rlly hits me? like when youre in an especially bad funk and you cant get out of bed and youre just numb and exhausted and feel so shitty and u want to be alone but you really dont???? could go on but literally i owe henrik holm my life for his portrayal of even  -not to be a soft bitch on main but when isak tucks the blanket over even and it keeps getting pulled off his back so isak just. covers that spot with himself? -i do love that call between sonja and isak bc once again! a flawed (realistic) human being -and isak thinking its his fault even is depressed? it means a lot that sonja told him its no ones fault, even is just bipolar. and i wonder if isak felt that way about his mamma as well, guilty for her being ill, and if what sonja said made him feel better about that situation too :( -lowkey random but when isak is rambling really fast and he goes “maybe we’ll get bombed tomorrow and talking about all this is a waste of time” it continually punches me in the throat bc that is /exactly/ how i ramble and think like tarjei........ pls -like eskild said. there really is so much love in isak’s little grumpy teenage body<3 -isak no longer just passively accepting life as its given to him, now he fights for him and even!!!!!  -isak is such a forgiving person and seeing him able to just accept things and move on? incredible -i remember when i first watched ep1 i was like oooo even and isak are gonna be kosegruppa partners and thats when theyll first get together, cooking food or smth!! but lmfao after episode 3? kosegruppa whomst???? also hilarious vilde thought isak of all people would willingly sign up for kosegruppa just to go to revue parties -even and linn friendship!!!! -cannot articulate how mf heartwarming it is to see even smiling and being more himself after being depressed (also thank u julie for having ups and downs coming out of his depression- its so true to life having one day when youre feeling awesome and then the next you feel awful again for no reason and its SO frustrating) -I had to stop watching passe pa meg cause it made me toooooo crazy! it would just be like: “I like seeing you laugh” and I was like: *SCREAMS* -im the fucking master of lying 😤 -literally don’t know why isak and even ragging on kosegruppa is so funny but “did you think I joined to have fun” gets me every time -I SAW YOU THE FIRST DAY OF SCHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL -also even literally radiating love @ isak watching get snarky w vilde on the phone bc it reminded him of the first time he saw him! even rly is that boyfriend who thinks isak being pissy is the Best Thing he has Ever seen -halla boiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiz -literally the glo up of isak telling his friends the order in which he’d bang them -No filter! wow I love symbolism -so nice to see the girls together for a lil bit :) -the boys hyping up mags while also telling him to be respectful awwwwww -take desperate to a whole new level- Confucius  -who’s going to show isak how to properly hold a beer can -literally evak banter gets me thru the day. thank u tarjei and henrik for having phenomenal chemistry + improvisation skills + making isak and even the dumbest nerdiest boys i have ever seen -biology partner. and friend. ;-; -even literally is the biggest stoner blease -isak’s talk with eva is just sooooo<3 and not to be emo on main but every single word of the last few sentences he says hit me so gd hard because i feel the exact same way in my BONES -livet er nå 💛

final thoughts :( <3 -this season is so special. it feels like one really long oscar-worthy movie or smth?? i cant even exblain, its just magical. ALSO very dear to my heart. -julie really said you guys have seen isak sad and alone and repressed for the past two seasons so heres him falling in love with the best person in the world and coming to terms with who he is and being brave and opening up and finally being happy and living a real life -this season definitely feels different from s1/2/4 to me editing or production or music smth wise? as in, its got a lot fewer aesthetic shots and the cinematography seems a bit different if that makes any sense???? I also think this is the season most focused just on the main (i.e. not many- if any? sideplots going on) -literally will never get over the thought, love, and detail put into this season. when i say there is literally nothing i would change about it, i mean it and coming from my nitpicky ass??? means a lot lmfao. the acting, directing, music choices, symbolism...... sublime -s3′s cold rainy autumn aesthetic makes me ACHE for fall and also nostalgic for a highschool experience I never had lmao?? also. all the nighttime clips >>> -don’t know what else to say except thank u skam for my life