#theyre so toxic (affectionate)

[girltwink-jackie]

A lot of shauna's issues with jackie seems to be caused by her choosing to warp and misconstrue the meanings behind Jackie's behavior. For example, people call Jackie selfish because through Shauna's eyes, we see her ask to go home first and neglect shauna's curfew, but we also see how Jackie fakes it through Jeff's physicality and changes her mind about saving her virginity. In one of the ghost Jackie hallucinations, Jackie says that Jeff said that "he didn't think he could be with someone he couldn't have sex with," and Shauna says "I didn't know," and Jackie says "Yes you did" because I think she did know. I don't think that was something that was made up, I think it was something she also felt guilty about. so I feel like it's implied that Jackie changed her mind about her virginity because she was being sexually coerced and wanted to keep the relationship she'd had since freshman year (in a comphetty way!) but since she didn't enjoy him or his advances that she was enduring the whole night (but shauna chose not to see that and decided to get mad at tai instead 💀) she wanted to get home first.

and this is because... well, we see a bit of it in their doomcoming fight. Shauna projecting about being in Jackie's shadow? She does think Jackie is that great, and for her own sanity maybe because she needs to think Jackie might be as questionable a person as she is. Jackie's genuine niceness threatens her because she knows she's the type of person to get pregnant by someone else's man 💀 eat her best friend

[arolesbianism]

The difference between how I enjoy Olivia and how I enjoy Jackie is that I like to imagine Olivia dying in deep and symbolic ways that leave a deep scar on the people around her that will still manage to die out before her death can reach its climax and I like to imagine Jackie being hit by a car and exploding

[adhd-fandom-and-gay]

doomed yaoi at its finest

HEART, MIND, and SOUL from CHONNY'S CHARMING CHAOS COMPENDIUM, VOL. 1

Justification:

"There's already a lot of talk with them wanting to entwine, anyways. I just think that maybe they would've solved their issues faster if they kissed about it instead of trying to kill each other about it. I think it would do them absolute wonders & I think they would be happier for it. Also, "Polytrident" is an absolute BANGER of a ship name." - @felix-lupin

[ataleofcrowns]

x and d are my two absolute favorite love interests, theyr also my two favorite characters. they have such chemistry together i feel like if i wasnt romancing one of them theyd def get together at some point. on that note; what would a poly route look like with them? like hypothetically?

I've mentioned before that LIs who you don't romance may end up together as the game goes on, so there's that 👀

As for what their polyamorous relationship is going to look like: an absolute flaming trainwreck. And I don't mean that in the way of them being toxic to each other, they both hold a very genuine respect for each other beneath all the bickering, and their banter will always stay good-natured no matter how much X annoys D (affectionately)

But, X is keeping a lot of secrets, and some of those secrets might have a very direct impact on not only the Crown, but on D as well. Kind of the inverse of an A/X polyamorous relationship where A is holding a big secret with a direct impact on X.

I won't say anything more than this, though, since that would be spoiler territory 🤐

But other than that, yeah, I envision a D/X polyam route is going to end up very spicy, in a variety of different ways...

[yaesnovels]

my toxic trait is walking past corporate buildings and thinking how much of a good fuck i would get from marius or artem 😁 NAH BUT LIKE oh my fucking god imagine all the windows are all fogged up and you’re pressed up against it all out of breathe AND THEN JUST WAIT either celestine or vincent walksup to the door and goes “there’s a client here for you” and they continue railing the fuck out of you and they breathlessly go “i’ll be ready in a bit, just finishing something” PHEW like wow

cw; mentions of semi-public sexual encounters

commissions are open! check this out!

okay i don‘t know about artem in this case (simply because i see my second husband as a more sweet and romantic type, who’s just the more traditional lover-ish thing) but

i always felt like marius is a kinky bastard (affectionately) so he would simply fuck you against a window because he wants to experiment on what the limits are that he can push before getting caught.

then again, he is his own boss, so who gives a shit anyway? vincent would probably be so used to this that he would understand not what, but who marius is „finishing up“ (lol) and would ask the client for some patience and marius would come see them in a few minutes.

poor vincent, already having seen marius fuck you so good on the table, against the window, you riding him on his chair, on the couch in the big office, everything. now he‘s just used to the fact that whenever you come visit marius at work to „bring him some lunch“, he knew not to interrupt you two or he would probably have to actually resort to bleach his eyes (/hj)

oh and also, imagine he has you pinned against the window and he just draws a tiny heart on the fogging that appeared with your heavy breathing against the glass — just to make you giggle and play around.

as for artem, since i feel like he is more the traditional lover, he would at least wait until he thinks everyone is out of the office before he goes ahead and gets down to his favorite type of business (like for lunch or for closing times)

imagine he thinks everyone went out for lunch, having heard them talk about how theyre going to try out this new place around the corner and even celestine saying she‘ll stop by there; so artem just kisses you, acting totally out of character for him as he was absolutely needy for you.

little did he know that celestine actually had one of the important clients come in randomly, leading them to artem because he is the best (and in that moment, the only other lawyer at the firm as everyone else went for lunch break).

he halts his movements, before he just keeps on going, holding his hand against your mouth to muffle your noises before he says he‘ll be out in the meeting room in a few moments, that he has something to finish up real quick.

little did celestine know that he was not talking about paperwork.

i just wrote this on my phone without really thinking about it, just what came to my mind lol; this is just word vomit.

my hand hurts now from typing so much at once send help.

anyways, i‘m headin off to sleep, gn people <3

[arcsin27]

Toxic Yaoi Tournament Round 1: Akechi Goro/Persona 5 Protagonist (Persona 5) vs. A-ya/C-ta (Shuuen no Shiori Project)

[alexandraisyes]

Rate all TSAMS Bloodmoon ships

Fuck both of you for sending these BACK TO BACK WHAT THE FUCK (/affectionate /positive /i love u guys). God there's so many hold on. It's so fun bc bm is like free game, I can do whatever I want with them. I'm gonna take a deep breath and I rot about bm a lot with my friend group and we rot about ships A LOT. All sorts of ships. I can almost guarantee there's a ramble made for at least half of these. Also I'm a fucking sucker for dark fiction and bloodmoon is low hanging fruit 😩

Bloodmoon x @turbotasthick : 0 Stars - I refuse to let him steal my wife, but she demanded to be on the list.

Bloodmoon x Sun: 10 out of 5 stars - Anyone who knows me knows that this is one of the ships I will fucking die on the hill for. I don't care how impractical it is, that is their sunny and they love their sunny and their sunny loves them.

Bloodmoon x Moon: 4 Stars - I think they could have been really toxic and that brings me joy

Bloodmoon x Nexus: 2 Stars - I can't figure out how they would work for the life of me

Bloodmoon x Monty: 0 Stars - Kill it with fire

Bloodmoon x Solar Flare: 5 Stars - It has Solar Flare in it. I actually have two separate AUs where they end up as a thing, or rather Flare ends up with one of them. It's funny he gets a chance to date both of them but in completely separate realities. In one he's starting to gain sentience, proper sentience, when he meets Bloody and ough our boy is a wreck. In the other it's him and Harvest and they're literally surviving their own little hell together and all they have is each other and Flare isn't super emotive but he still is sentient, and he's all Harvest has for a long time. They become ✨codependent✨.

Bloodmoon x Earth: 4 Stars - I will now elaborate bc I brought it up earlier. They're her good little guard dogs and you can take that however you want to.

Bloodmoon x Ruin: 5 Stars - Perfectly fucked up and toxic

Bloodmoon x Gemini: 4 Stars - HEAR ME OUT

Bloodmoon x Frank: 4 Stars - Because of the fucked up potential

Bloodmoon x Puppet: 4 Stars - She can fix them, trust

Bloodmoon x Foxy: 5 Stars - HES GONNA HOUSE TRAIN THEM AND LOVE THEM AND THEYRE GONNA BE SO NEEDY

Bloodmoon x Solar (Nice Eclipse): 5 Stars - I've got so many different iterations of this ship I swear to fucking go. I have like three? AUs of it? One where it's Solar and Harvest, and it's in my silly little "world exploded" au. One where it's Solar and both of them, and they're literally so obsessed with each other (solar's secretly super sadistic and they're super masochistic and it's starts as a pleasure grab but then they developed feelings ((tm)) for Solar and he doesn't exactly reciprocate but he finds them somewhat endearing). And the last one is Solar and Bloody, and Solar's helping him recover from some rough fucking shit (same au as flare/harvest).

Bloodmoon x Helios (Dark Sun): 5 Stars - @turbotasthick and I have specifically rotted about specifically this. About the thought that Helios brings them back to be his little plaything (and also a distraction for the celestials). This specific AU also has Solar and BM being a qpr, they're besties trust. They were attached to Solar (like a stray cat) and when he died they didn't know he died, they just knew he stopped leaving food out for them and wasn't coming out to say hi at night and it made them depressed as fuck so Helios brought Solar back bc BM was upset and missing him. Helios cares about them in his own way, even if he initially brought them back out of boredom. IT'S TOXIC BLOODYSUN GUYS TOXIC BLOODYSUN

Bloodmoon x Nyx (Evil Lunar): 4 Stars - They could be so evil together. Conniving little beasts

Bloodmoon x Gaia (Evil Earth): 4 Stars - HEHEHE They're her little pets and look! They're even housetrained. They know better than to bite.

Bloodmoon x Kronos (Lord Eclipse) x Crius (Servant Sun): 5 Stars - Went on a whole ass ramble with a friend group about how Kronos made a Bloodmoon out of star power after several millennia to be his guard dog. He's super animalistic and feral and he loves his master and the pretty servant.

I did cut out three ships that I was really anxious about bc I know it's a coin toss on whether or not people will tear me to shreds on them, even though there's literally nothing wrong with them, but the fandom has biases bro.

[zzombiecleo]

what love could get this vicious?

i'm only like 2 hours late technically? whoopsie daisy! here's day 4 of yuri week! obligatory @mcyt-yuri-week, please enjoy this (or not, its not everyones thing)! check it out on ao3 as well!

fandom: life series smp characters: ldshadowlady, zombiecleo, mentioned bigb+ others ship: ldshadowlady/zombiecleo additional tags: major character death, graphic depictions of violence, alternate universe - superheroes/superpowers, superhero ldshadowlady, villain zombiecleo, emotional manipulation, manipulation, manipulative relationship, unhealthy relationships, unrequited love, murder, revenge, grief/mourning, mental instability, brutal murder, theyre both fucked up in this one!, drabble, mcyt yuri week, toxic ass fuckign yuri (affectionate), soemthing something revenge something something two graves summary: a grief-stricken hero hunts an unrepentant villian — mcyt valentines yuri week day 4: grief/revenge

LDShadowlady, superhero extraordinaire, is, according to everything Cleo knows, usually quite a nice and polite hero. Sweet, bubbly, but capable of dealing with threats easily when needed.

Unfortunately, her friend BigB never seemed to have quite perfected that skill.

Probably why it was so easy to kill him, actually.

Look, Cleo is well aware that she’s a horrible person! It’s her whole thing! She’s a villain for a reason, people! Killing someone who betrayed her the way BigB did is really not that big of a deal. She has done domestic terrorism before, murdering one random hero is not her worst crime. Yet, it seems that it’s the one that LDShadowlady has fixated on. Or, rather, the one Lizzie has fixated on.

Maybe she’s just upset about Cleo’s whole ‘tricking you into finding me sympathetic, making you fall in love with me so hard that you start spying on other heroes for me and then murdering your best friend in front of you after I got what I needed’ thing. Actually, not gonna lie, that does sound like the most likely reason Lizzie is currently on a one woman hunt for Cleo’s head. Attached or otherwise. In Cleo’s defence, what kind of hero actually falls in love with a villain. Also, the little shit deserved it. Maybe if he didn’t leave her for dead, they wouldn’t have killed him.

Joe always tells her she’s very vindictive. He also often tells them it’s one of their best traits. So, realistically, this is fine. This is fine.

Okay, so maybe the whole ‘pretending to date her’ thing was a teeny bit mean, even for them. Especially when she did it to one of the top heroes in the country. Cleo is, to be honest, screwed. Completely and utterly screwed. Apparently grieving and vengeful superheroes don’t tend to be very delicate when it comes to dealing with threats like, let’s say, a villain ranked #5 most wanted in the country. A villain like Zombie.

Cleo is standing on the roof of an apartment building, a cool night time breeze blowing her hair back, the only sounds the distant cars far below. It rained earlier so everything’s wet and they’re left to stand. She’s pondering all her life decisions, trying to figure if it was worth it. Just as she’s deciding that yes, revenge was in fact worth them being hunted by a pissed off hero, she hears a faint splash of something stepping in a puddle behind her.

Spinning around, she’s greeted by pink hair and a tear stained face. Lizzie. Fantastic. Just wonderful! Everything is fine!

“You!” Lizzie snarls, “You bloody monster!”

“I mean, I think that’s very subjective.” Cleo says, desperately wishing they actually told her friends where they were going today.

“Oh my gosh, I-” She stops and smiles, something dangerous and just a little unhinged hiding in her expression, “You know what? I really want to see you die!”

She launches herself at Cleo, not even bothering to use her little flower power to attack, going in with her bare hands. They smile and dodge. Despite the lies, fighting with Lizzie always felt like a dance. This will be fun! As long as they don’t die, obviously.

Lizzie swings wildly at them, nailing a solid punch on her jaw. Her eyes are wide with prominent bags and she doesn’t seem to be wearing her comms or the legally required camera that all heroes should have. That’s not good. But it’s fine. It’s all fine.

“I can’t believe I trusted you! You lied to me and I trusted you! I-” Cleo backs up and Lizzie slips in pursuit, grabbing their leg on her way down and dragging them along, “I bloody loved you, do you get that?! How could you?”

Lizzie climbs on top of her, keeping them on the ground and murmurs “The worst part is that I still bloody do! Because I’m stupid. And you’re beautiful. And you knew exactly what to say every time. I can’t believe I fell for you, for all your stupid lies!”

Cleo finally struggles free and throws Lizzie off of her and takes several steps back, wishing they kept comms on them.

“When you- When I saw you k-kill him, it didn’t quite hit and my first thought was about blummin’ heck, it was about helping you cover it up! You charmed that bloody badly, trained me like a blummin’ dog!” She stands, her costume dirty and wet, hands shaking, and they take some more steps back, “Can you even imagine how much I loved you? How much I still do because you know, I told you, that I hate letting go of people? You bloody monster. Did you ever even care?”

“LDShado-”

“Don’t! You know my name. I know you do, Cleo. Don’t be shy now.”

“Fine. Lizzie, then. What I figure is, I figure you’re real mad right now and- Well. You have the right to be, okay? I messed up, is what I’m saying. But I promise th-” They just wanted to buy some time, spout some of that bullshit Lizzie loves and get out. Clearly they didn’t say the right thing, not this time. No charming their way out now.

“No! No, no, no!” She lurches forward and grabs Cleo by the shoulders. “Oh no, you don’t! If you won’t say anything important. Then- Oh my gosh, then I suppose I can just cut to the chase!”

Lizzie pushes, far harder than they’ve ever felt prior and they land on the ground. Hard. Lizzie flips in her in a smooth move and grabs the back of her hair. They struggle but she won’t let go and the realisation strikes that no, everything is not fine, and that they never said bye to Joe when she left earlier and she left Scott on read and Stress was meant to drop by tomorrow and-

They realise the last thing they’ll ever see is the dirty concrete. The last voice they’ll hear is someone’s who loved them far more than they even thought of her. Will her friends even know what happened? There was so fucking much Cleo wanted to do! They wanted to tear down all this corrupt bullshit and have fun doing it! But now-

“I’m gonna avenge BigB. And myself. And my bloody heart! All in one!”

Nothing will come of any of it now, will it?

Then Lizzie pulls their head back and slams it into the concrete. And then does it again. Again. Again. Again, again, again againagainagainagain-

When the authorities arrive all that is left is a woman wailing and the unrecognisable remains of someone she thought was her forever.

[couchie]

Fucked up ship bingo harrykim and jh discoelysium

-@mansplainmanipulatemalewife

MY BELOVED MUTUAL WHO IS WITH ME THROUGH MY FLOPS <333

ok so kimharry

i am going to expand on everything i marked and you dont get a say in it

-> undeniably t4t

i dont care much for t!kim tbqh, it's become too mainstream for me. my approach for it is "eh, why not?"

now harry on the other hand...

oh i am FERAL for t!harry you have NO IDEA. TRANS MAN HARRY? AUGHHHHH. TRANSFEM HARRY? OUGHHHHHHH. NB HARRY? WAUGHHHHH. IM HERE FOR IT. it's so fuckin good n i eat it up every single time. his canon issues with his masculinity gives perfect content to toy with his gender in every which way and it is divine

and so yeah that is to say. t4t kimharry is a fuck yeah

-> terrible for each other (affectionate)

they clash. thats it thats the post. opposites attract typa stuff. thats why i marked the "(affectionate)" one

-> playing with them like dolls (taking them on dates and making them be all cute)

DOMESTIC KIMHARRY FUCKS. FIGHT ME ABOUT IT. we see them under a time crunch interacting with the mystery of a hanged man looming over their head and their districts in a pissing contest and with harry freshly amnesiac. i want to see the fall out. i want to see the progress. i want to see them when they're not focused on other plot things and we can get to the character development part. i want to see how they deal with themselves and each other on a normal day

-> thinking about them Always and Forever

yeag

-> LET THEM HAVE A HAPPY ENDING‼️‼️

BRO THE BAD ENDINGS FOR DE... MY HEART CANT TAKE THAT SHIT. let them be nontoxic partners. let them have good stuff in life. let them have each other. PLEASE.

-> the DEVOTION oh my GOD

there was a whole post analyzing how theyre devoted to each other and why theyve latched onto each other dont make me rewrite it

harryjean

WE GOT A BINGOOOO WOOOOO🎉🎉

ok here we go

-> i want them 2 make out with blood in their mouths like vampire bats

i dont think i need to explain, it is quite concise. do i think this will solve anything between them? no. should they do it regardless? absolutely yes

-> divorced <3

in my humble opinion they are more divorced than harry and dora are. yall r underestimating the power of toxic masculine work friendship in which they hang onto each other to not kill themselves and then one of them just forgets about it. maybe the divorce is one sided but they are. they rly are.

-> they will die together in a heart shaped pool of blood

(⁠◕⁠ᴗ⁠◕⁠✿⁠)

-> terrible for each other (derogatory)

oh ueah absolutely. they constantly fought and argued and anything and everything. they made the other's anger levels skyrocket, on purpose, just to get a rise out of em. but they still needed each other. it's not like either could afford a therapist, much less working in a place that was actually not-actively-killing-them-slash-making-them-suicidal. they were all they had

-> "you should see the other guy" *points at a dead body*

that finna b jean fr

-> playing with them like dolls (Psychological Torture)

they are The guys for angst <333

-> thinking about them Always and Forever

yeagh

-> sicko 2 sicko communication

absolutely

-> they should kill each other

self explanatory <3

tiny little disclaimer i didnt play enough to meet jean and this is based off of what i gathered about him from other peoples' jeanposting so if it's ooc. oops. it's basically the version of him i crafted in my head

[aloera]

adding onto what anon asked: how was that 2020 relationship? who was it with? sorry if it’s too personal, just curious!

i literally love talking ab myself dw i mean it probably is personal i just drgaf 💀

i was dating my best friend!!! we dated for two and a half years and then i kinda felt like we were stagnating i guess?? it felt more like a deep friendship than a relationship (and it was also december 2020 and i was. not doing well. mentally. lmfao) so i broke it off

we went no contact for a couple months, became friends again, got.. back together again for a summer, broke up again, went no contact Again, but now we are back 2gether and besties for the resties and in a place where we can comfortably talk about our past relationship and be physically affectionate and say ily and all those things :) we are better as friends i think

theyre actually in the other room right now!! we are vacationing together with a third friend :D

i think one really big thing that makes its way into my writing from that relationship is this feeling of quietness? when i was fifteen my head was sooo loud (still is) but when i was with them everything became very quiet and it was like the two of us were just sitting in serenity. i think i reference that a couple times in my fics.

i will always love the toxic relationships and the fighting and the yelling and the everything but my personal favourite dynamic is when two people are just very comfortable and content with each other and a large part of that is probably from the fact that my longest relationship was with my best friend :)

[fox-toothed]

top 5 relationships on buffy the vampire slayer

oooh okay!!

BUFFY & DAWN!!!! i could write essays and essays and essays about them. i keep writing out and then deleting huge paragraphs of text about them. im weeping as i type this. maybe i'll elaborate later but rn i can't bc i have limited time to answer these. but i love them and i'll never ever be over it. i'll never be over dawn as a character by herself either. i could write essays and essays and e

buffy/faith - toxic yuri i will always love you. faith is buffy's shadow self, an embodiment of all of buffy's repressed desires. they want each other so bad and they try to kill each other about it. whats not to love about this relationship

buffy/spike - still toxic, not yuri. he's her little doggy. he's so in love with her that he'll do anything to make her happy. he has no concept of boundaries and he blatantly disregards hers. she makes him want to be better. she uses him as a sex toy and a punching bag because she knows he won't complain about it. they're an embarrassing freak couple (affectionate AND derogatory) and theyre terrible to each other

willow & xander - his love for her saved the world. i dunno what else to say about this. the yellow crayon scene hits me right in the heart every time.

tara/willow - i'll be honest, if not for willow being a contender for World's Worst Partner, tillow wouldn't have made this list, because cute sweet fluffy no-drama romance isn't all that interesting to me. luckily, willow fucking sucks (affectionate)

honorable mentions go to the whirlwind (darla/angel/drusilla/spike) as a murder polycule, anya/xander, buffy & tara, and spike & dawn.

[prommytheus]

*pointing at your icon* krisnix enjoyer (affectionate)

oui 💞 theyre so fucked up i want them to have to worlds funniest most toxic relationship on earth, divorce loudly and publicly (a confetti cannon will be involved), and then i want phoenix to win custody over vongole and end up giving her to miles who then gives her to sebastian who gives her back to klavier. by the end of it all i want everybody to have owned that dog

[luckyqueenreign]

it’s funny how ppl are trying to make ozzy out to be some villain when the man could’ve genuinely liked grace in the beginning while also liking MC. it’s not that difficult to understand especially since it was still early days and no one should be that attached to their day one person 😭 grace even mentions how he hasn’t been that affectionate (i think they’ve only kissed?) so it’s not like he’s being a sleaze. it just confuses me when I see ppl act like he’s been playing some big game when I think he’s actually been written like he doesn’t want to hurt grace but he also doesn’t want to deny he has other feelings which shouldn’t be a big deal but alas some ppl act like he’s the devil lmaoo

yea tbh im actually so confused when people say Ozzy is playing a game bc he literally hasn't been. He's obviously attracted to both MC and Grace as theyre both stunning girls, but he's coupled with Grace so his focus is on her. But the more he gets to know MC the more he realizes he likes her and the second this happens he stops being super flirty with Grace AND he also doesn't act on kissing MC either. He's literally trying to sort his feelings and people are acting like he's wrong for that. I love myself a toxic LI and was hoping for a toxic route with Ozzy but that man is literally so genuine he doesnt have a toxic bone in his body!! ppl need to leave my ozzy alone!!

[zevranunderstander]

i guess this is a weird take and i know that "getting to know the mean & rude character and realizing they are actually really sweet" is a trope people love, and thats valid and all. but i dont care for that fantasy at all and i want to romance a bitch and still have them be a bitch by the end of the romance. i have been romancing the meanest character in the roster since i was like 10 years old in harvest moon. i romanced the mean cowboy in sunshine islands. i romanced the bitchy jeweller guy in the wii harvest moon games. and 10 year old me literally lost all interest the second they were all lovey-dovey and lost all their edge? and like 10 years later, in harvest moon's spiritual successor, stardew valley, i romanced haley AND shane and still didnt get to have a partner who is a bit of a rude cunt at the end. while i would never say anything mean to the old dragon age romances, inquisition didn't even let me romance vivienne. so i started a bg3 run where im romancing minthara and astarion at the same time, because its one of the poly relationships the game allows and theyre both mean cunts, anyways i had sex w both of them once and they immediately changed their whole persona from evil and mean and nasty to loving and caring and affectionate and like, this post isnt saying that thats a bad thing from a writing perspective, thats good and healthy in a normal relationship but i want to engage in weirder, more toxic and a bit problematic relationships you know?

[estbela]

psst how abt srbrobul for the ship bingo. and maybe you could share some hcs about them while we're at it :] (anything you'd like to talk about!)

I LOVE YOU ANON!!!!!

"Let them have a happy ending❗️❗️❗️❗️" I say as I continue to not give them one (they'll have one, EVENTUALLY... when I feel like it)

They're everything to me!!!!! Ever since I came back to the hetalia fandom they've been in my thoughts and these bitches are not even paying rent!!!

Headcanons...

They are eachoter's hell in an affectionate way if that makes sense. Like they annoy the living hell out of eachoter but it's (mostly) out of love.

They constantly take turns being the Only Sane One (like. The trope) while all of them think that, of course, they are the only one in the trio with common sense all the time.

Although from a distance Bul seems like the sane one. To me Bul's charm is being a freak while looking a normal well adjusted guy until one day he snaps.

Serb enjoys getting a rise out of Bul also. Annoying him is like his favourite past time and his way of showing how much he loves Bul <3

Ro is there like. In the background watching them annoy eachoter and maybe beat the shit out of eachoter homoerotically (and sometimes fighting for him) and he kinda digs it.

Yeah Ro is just there observing serbul like a scientist observing bugs. His endearing bugs who have some sort of toxic yaoi going on

he actually doesn't really involve himself in their fights and whatever as he sort of considers them...not exactly childish but would not touch their conflicts with a 10 meter foot pole and rather just watch in fascination like it's a soap opera

They need to kill eachoter it'd be enrichment for them I think,,,,,

Theyre all divorced to me!!! They didnt even get married but one doesnt need to be married to be divorced to me.

idk all of them covered in blood would be awesome. Actually kissing WHILE covered in blood now that'd be amazing (i dunno about kissing with blood in their mouth but I think Ro would be into that so maybe)

Thats it for now :)

[br1ghtestlight]

Rewatching alot of episodes with Jimmy pesto and I was just wondering if you have any hc for him or Trev (I love trev so much💕)

hmm i haven't thought abt them as much as i want to?? jimmy and trev's relationship is weirdly sweet and you can tell they care about each other a lot :)

jimmy pesto is not straight and he has a weird sexual relationship with trev (and he secretly goes out and has sex with male prostitutes) but he has VERY bad internalized homophobia and like 1000 layers of toxic masculinity to work through before he's ready to have a healthy relationship with literally anyone, he would be a lot happier if he wasnt so scared of being seen as weak or feminine

also he is A LOT more affectionate with his kids in private and he really does love them, he's scared of being seen as weak so he's kinda mean to them in public but he always goes to their performances and plays and he says i love you to them but jimmy jr has a complicated relationship with him bcuz he doesn't understand why his dad cant be openly affectionate and loving towards him, andy and ollie are younger and just happy to be around their dad regardless but its definitely not healthy for any of them and it makes his kids feel like he's ashamed of them

he really REALLY does love trev and its probably his only emotionally honest and open relationship with anyone, he's actually a lot more vunerable with trev than he ever was with his wife (mostly when he's drunk)

he and his wife divorced not long after the twins were before bcuz having three young kids did NOT help their relationship actually!!!! but even before then his wife was a stay at home mom and generally didnt come around the resturant very often so most people wouldnt have really known her, she was never introduced to the belchers or anything. the kids have a very complicated relationship with their mom too

jimmy pesto opened his resturant before he had kids!!!! we can see it was already open when bob and linda moved in and they were pregnant with tina, i like to think that his resturant was a family business that his father opened :) it makes sense that he would be opposite to bob in that sense and have a better working relationship with his father

trev loves jimmy and believes that he can be a better person and he KNOWS that jimmy doesn't want to be shitty all the time he's just stupid and insecure, thats why he doesnt leave even when jimmy treats him kinda terribly bcuz they have had a lot of intimate moments together. maybe not the healthiest relationship though

jimmy will invite trev over to his apartment to play with his toys when he doesnt have his kids :) they race cars and play golf together and actually have a lot of fun, when the kids are at his apartment theyre allowed to play with the toys as long as they're careful and dont break them (mostly when he's supervising them and jimmy jr is there)

trev has a bad relationship with his family and doesnt talk to them really at all so he sees the pesto family as kinda like his weird surrogate family??? he's known the kids since they were babies and they call him uncle trev and he usually is invited to their thanksgiving dinner :D if its a year where the kids mom has them for thanksgiving/christmas jimmy will invite trev over and they'll generally get drunk and complain about their shitty lives and families but sometimes they'll do a secret santa thing and buy each other gifts

jimmy remembers trev's birthday every single year and buys him a small present bcuz he knows trev doesnt really have anyone else celebrating his birthday, he doesnt make a big deal out of it but trev gets very emotional bcuz he for some reason assumes jimmy won't remember this year (but he always does)

trev likes babysitting the twins and he'll play with them and draw crayon pictures while theyre at the resturant :) andy and ollie will request he draws things and even though he is NOT an artist he tries and they absolutely love it and keep the drawings in their bedroom, jimmy jr also used to be involved with this when he was younger but he's too cool to hang around trev now *eyeroll*