#Serbrobul

[estbela]

*Romania and Bulgaria are talking about Serbia 'cause I guess him and Ro went on a date(yeah, this is a quote from Seinfeld lol)*

Bulgaria: Did he kiss you good night?

Romania: I dunno.

Bulgaria: What do you mean you don't know?

Romania: All right. He kissed me. Okay?

Bulgaria: Well, what kind of a kiss? Was it a peck? Was it a kiss? Was it a long makeout thing?

Romania: Between a peck and a make out.

Bulgaria: So, you like him.

Romania: I don't understand. Before you were jealous of me. Now you're jealous of him?

Bulgaria: I'm jealous of everybody!

[moonstone-vibe]

Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Hetalia: Axis Powers Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Characters: Romania (Hetalia), Serbia (Hetalia), Bulgaria (Hetalia) Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Human, Crushes, Bulgaria doesn't show in this, but he's online somewhere, these boys are just different flavors of disaster, silliness, Anxiety, online crushes, also Serbia is jealous there's nothing wrong with pharmacists Summary:

Human AU! Valentin has a possibly ill-advised crush and feels a tad weird about it. (credit to maudlin-scribbler on Tumblr for the idea of pharmacist!Bul)

[estbela]

SerbRoBul (no one is surprised)

uhhhh

PruHun (one of my first ships in the fandom <3 )

I dont really have a top 3?? Maybe AmeLiet?? GerIta?

Hetalia fans what's your top three ships going into 2024 mine are

Polpru

Rusliet

Lietpol

[nekostar4004]

So I'm gonna involve myself into shipping and write an idea for this one: SerbRoBul.

Basically how I see it, love triangle, set in high school. Aleks (aka Bulgaria) has a crush on Vlad (aka Romania) but he isn't brave enough to confess due to his back thought thinking he would ruin their friendship, he also doesn't know anything about Vlad's love life. Vuk (aka Serbia) is a childhood friend of Vlad, they have known each other way before Vlad and Aleks meet. However Vuk and Aleks meet separately without Vlad knowing. They ended up in a "friendship" trio somehow, although Vuk and Aleks fight most of the time while Vlad happens to stay in between them to calm down the tension. Ever since Vuk found out Aleks has eyes for the romania he never stopped teasing him about it, in the worst way he could think of, as in he sometimes will pretend to tell Vlad about it and freak Aleks out, other times getting flirty with Vlad purposely making the bulgarian angry and jealous, or prank Aleks and tell him he already found someone (lying obviously), but the serbian will soon find himself in the same position as Aleks and start crushing over the romanian. By that time, the whole teasing was less about actual tease and rather more about attempts to keep the bulgarian away. Now the reason why Vuk wouldn't confess is different (it has to do with his social status). Vlad doesn't know shit of what's going on with these two but them acting weird around him it's pretty much obvious, tho he doesn't get involved in their conflicts anyways.

And I have no idea how this thing should end. 🤷‍♀️ but that's about it for now.

[estbela]

Romania: Having two partners is both amazing and complicated. But all our problems are solved with communication.

Bulgaria: It’s my turn to cuddle Romania!

Serbia: FIVE MORE MINUTES DAMMIT!

[estbela]

I can't decide if Bulgaria would be really smooth and suave, or say the cheesiest pick up lines possible while flirting. Maybe both.

...I was curious and googled "cheesy pick up lines" and I'm cackling and imagining Bulgaria saying these to Romania and Serbia.

[moonstone-vibe]

Oh now I realized we're talking SerbRoBul :))) Hell, we need more of them

Plot twist: the two boys you're choosing between are polyamorous, but they also hate eachother's guts so you still have to pick one

[estbela]

psst how abt srbrobul for the ship bingo. and maybe you could share some hcs about them while we're at it :] (anything you'd like to talk about!)

I LOVE YOU ANON!!!!!

"Let them have a happy ending❗️❗️❗️❗️" I say as I continue to not give them one (they'll have one, EVENTUALLY... when I feel like it)

They're everything to me!!!!! Ever since I came back to the hetalia fandom they've been in my thoughts and these bitches are not even paying rent!!!

Headcanons...

They are eachoter's hell in an affectionate way if that makes sense. Like they annoy the living hell out of eachoter but it's (mostly) out of love.

They constantly take turns being the Only Sane One (like. The trope) while all of them think that, of course, they are the only one in the trio with common sense all the time.

Although from a distance Bul seems like the sane one. To me Bul's charm is being a freak while looking a normal well adjusted guy until one day he snaps.

Serb enjoys getting a rise out of Bul also. Annoying him is like his favourite past time and his way of showing how much he loves Bul <3

Ro is there like. In the background watching them annoy eachoter and maybe beat the shit out of eachoter homoerotically (and sometimes fighting for him) and he kinda digs it.

Yeah Ro is just there observing serbul like a scientist observing bugs. His endearing bugs who have some sort of toxic yaoi going on

he actually doesn't really involve himself in their fights and whatever as he sort of considers them...not exactly childish but would not touch their conflicts with a 10 meter foot pole and rather just watch in fascination like it's a soap opera

They need to kill eachoter it'd be enrichment for them I think,,,,,

Theyre all divorced to me!!! They didnt even get married but one doesnt need to be married to be divorced to me.

idk all of them covered in blood would be awesome. Actually kissing WHILE covered in blood now that'd be amazing (i dunno about kissing with blood in their mouth but I think Ro would be into that so maybe)

Thats it for now :)

[estbela]

SerbRoBul

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Serbia: If I die, my funeral will be the biggest party ever and you're all invited.

Romania: "If"

Bulgaria: Great, the only party I'm ever invited to and he might not even die.

[estbela]

Y'know what. Maybe one of those days I should try playing the Sims 4 again and make hetalia characters on there

[estbela]

Okay so, regarding SerbRo. I think one of the first people that figure it out that they love eachoter is Bulgaria. And he's seething mad about it. Like he's watching Ro & Serb interact and in his mind he's just going NO NO NO NOOOOO. And it's not because he's like jealous(or maybe he is. But just a little bit) or that Ro can't be with anyone else beisdes him. It's because it's Serbia. Like, serbia, really? Out of like...every other european nation he had to go and pick Serbia? This would also make Serb & Bul romantic rivals of sorts and thats so funny. Competing for the affections of someone is very homoerotic to me.

Also it'd be funny if Bul figures it out BEFORE Ro & Serb figure it out. Like they refer to eachoter as friends and stuff and Bul is like. Holding himself back from saying something. (Altho not too sure on this idea. Idk im still figuring out their dynamic)

[Also all of this happens in the 18th & 19th(roughly) centuries in my mind. Idk just felt it's important to describe my vision accurately]

[estbela]

anyway i want to say that my sudden interest in Bulagria(and RoBul) is unwilling. I didnt like Bulgaria and i didnt wnat to like him 😭😭😭😭😭 I just started thinking about him a little bcs of Romania and before i knew it he just became one of my faves. I dont want him living rent free in my brain but here we are

[estbela]

YEAH

SerbRoBul, the polycule of hell

I haven't mentioned that before but Ro totally steals Serb's hoodies & jackets and stuff.

[estbela]

Hear me out: greece×romania(their ship name is rogre or grero). Maybe I could just include Greece in the serbrobul polycule lol

[estbela]

i need people to know that i'm constantly rotating Romania & Bulgaria & Serbia* in my mind. SerbRoBul. The ship of all the time.

*i have of have an oc for him based on like the one time he appeared. Sorta.