#theyre so gay i luv them

[kooluvslixie]

my emotional support fathers are framing each other for series of murders

[jakowskis]

my day be so fine then boom i run into a lj comm dedicated to gwen bashing and it's got 2k posts & 500 members. what is WRONG with you people

[skippitydippity]

Omgomgomg I have enough for a CAR!!!!!!! There's a blue 2015 Mazda3 i SV literally One Thousand Miles Away From Me but I'll be in that area for a few days next week........................................ It's like 1.5k over budget so I shouldn't even be thinking about it but like. FUCK

[autisticalastor]

*crashes through the ceiling*

I'M HERE TO LISTEN ABOUT YOUR OC ROMANTICALLY EATING ALASTOR!!!

If you want to tell me, of course, no pressure! 💜 Thank you! 💜

OK SO i have a hazbinsona (i never post abt them bc its literally me just. in hell lmao.) & theyre an absolute freak bc theyre literally me & i too would eat a person if they consented BUT THATS NEITHER HERE NOR THERE.

so for purposes of speeding up getting to the cannibalism:

they started off as just friends bc he found them entertaining (they regularly use their powers to fuck w ppl & only al knows all their powers)

they were training w lucifer & al got caught in the crossfire & they were like "OH MY GOD IM SO SORRY u can hit me back if u want"

which al took them up on. & from there things spiraled into a game of gay chicken p much. during which they fell in love.

one day theyre showing him some music they like again & its literally this song. so that 2nd verse hits & theyre like "jsyk im this kind of insane abt u" bc they may or may not be a yandere lmao

anyways als joking like "ok but if ur cutting my heart out or whatever r u gonna eat it?"

& theyre like CAN I PLS???

& hes ofc like. um yes if i can watch until i die

SO NOW WE HIT THE CANNIBALISM. the rest will be under a cut for being gorey & fucked up

ehehe ok so they get started & uve got al instructing them on the best way to crack him open p much (meanwhile theyre offhand rambling abt the internal structures of his body bc theyre a nerd & hes like. my god ive never been more in love w u than right now.)

so anyways they grab the heart which is my fav part of this bc before they pull it out theyre like "hehe ive got ur heart in my hands :3" & he immediately hits them w "darling its been that way for a long time now"

anyways. they pull his heart out & just straight up bite into it & YES they do thoroughly enjoy it raw but they dont eat all of it. instead theyre like "omg ur so tasty can i eat more of u? :3" to which hes like. ofc

so they pull out some intestines to eat. which he finds incredibly attractive. & they enjoy. they also cut out some muscle tho!! enough to try raw & also save some.

which btw, they decide to save enough to cook later & let him try bc hes never eaten his own meat or organs before & they think hed prob like to (theyre right).

anyways he only lives long enough to see them eat some of the muscle. but my god he dies happy. so they put everything theyre saving on ice & clean up while they wait for him to respawn. then they clean him up as well once enough of him has regenerated for that to not be Unwise, & they put him in bed & just wait w him til he comes back fully <333

& anyways later they do cook his meat & organs & share it. theyre so in luv <333

《sera/al》

[pumpkinsy0]

Could you do Purly and The Curtis Gang headcanons; Please? I love reading all your headcanons! 🫀💃

id luv to thx for the ask anon🙏🏽🙏🏽

•so when ponys w curly the gangs happy cause sometimes things r way more quiet, but then the realization hits that theyre QUIET, tf could these heathens b doin

•curly may not seem like it but he does somewhat appreciate darrys protectiveness over pony, he likes knowing pony would b safe when hes not around, just wishes he wasnt so uptight at times while doing it

•slippin in da haitian heritage month hc day 23 in but curlys taught the gang a bunch of things in haitian creole so now if the gangs in trouble they just say “padone m, m pa pale angle” to the cops which saved them from a bunch of issues

•look in some odd way the gang likes having curly around but NOT when its ponys turn to cook cause either 1) the food gets cold or 2) it taste weird bc curly was distracting him while he was cookin and pony prolly fucked up the recipe n put a lil too much of one ingredient

•two bit refers to pony as the “gay son” in those gay son or thot daughter questions, like he quite literally said “ur the gay son ppls talk about in those gay son vs thought daughter discussions, ur terrorizing darry bringing curly around how do u feel about this info”

•dally despises being around them cause as soon as he hears them get quiet and hears pony giggle hes fucking leaving he does NOT care if its innocent hes a hater and he shall b a hater no matter what

•steve actually likes them together cause that means pony finally getting other friends and not hanging w him and soda for ever!!!!

•that does mean soda ranting about pony and curly together tho so,,,small loss

[mithliya]

I'm not indian, I'm actually mexican, so take what i say with a grain of salt, but the conversation about hindu right wingers reminded me of something interesting I saw in college, about how feminist reinterpretations of female historic figures from hindu tradition was seen as left wing and radical in the 90s, when it first started, but as the nationalist movement grew and the xenophobia against other religions and communities within india grew, they appropriated part of the feminist discourse regarding feminine figures like goddesses, heroines or philosophers, to incorporate them into the discrourse of "hinduism is better than islam".

What I find interesting about that is that i've seen similar things happen with feminist reinterpretations of women's history in every culture. For example, I've seen christians defend christianism as a "truly equal religion" based on the ideas that feminists from the 80s build up about the value of biblical figures like Mary, Magdalen and Judith, or important nuns and saints like Christine de Pizan. Nowadays Christians talk about those ideas as if they originally came from christian communities, when they actually come from feminists that were ostracized for daring to make an argument against the oppression of women. These feminists were trying to use an argument that made sense under a christian worldview to criticise christianism from inside, they weren't celebrating christianism as perfect or saying it didn't need any change, but the complete opposite.

And I've even seen similar things within indigenous mexican communities or even in feminist interpretations of judaism or islam, where feminists try to use arguments based on tradition to criticise modern day patriarchy... it's never an attempt to celebrate how perfect the culture is, but an attempt to use it's own logic to dismantle it... but then, pretty soon after they begin making this argument, right wingers apropriate their discurse to make it seem like their culture "was always feminist".

honestly yeah ive seen this happen w christianity too lmfao like christians were big anti-gay losers for centuries and then the second they wanted to argue that theyre superior to muslims & more specifically middle easterners, they were like "well WE dont think gay people should die for being gay!" like um luv the story of soddom & gomorrah didnt start w islam and stoning as a punishment was even more prominent in the bible...

i cant comment on hinduism or judaism but i can say that at least islam and christianity have pretended to be progressive (& sometimes actually became more progressive) simply to be able to argue that theyre the more Humane and Better religion

[qqweebird]

i think a big problem is that a lot of us white tumblr users got the impression from overzealous “SJWs” that any slip up of bigotry means u deserve to be called out and have ur social status stripped of you when thats not true and we all make mistakes. like if my straight friends say smth offensive about gay people i dont hate them or think theyre horrible, they just said something wrong, & usually i just think its funny. but also with strangers theres no luxury of an established relationship to fall back on if you say something a bit off-color and i think thats where the biggest anxiety lies

some people in the comments of that post were like ‘umm actually its so easy to act the same around everyone/not be racist’ but imo with the way that every part of our world has racism baked into it it can be very hard to even KNOW every microaggression that might come up in conversation. like remember that piece someone wrote about how asking what someone does for a living can be extremely invasive and rude for people who arent really part of the white american culture?? thats just casual conversation etiquette that i was raised with !! something i never would have thought to be an uncomfortable question. anyway thats all about that for tonite luv u guys

[lemondoddle]

tagged by @swordfaery thank uuu :] 💜

Rules: shuffle your ‘on repeat’ playlist and post the first 10 tracks, then list 10 songs you really like, each by a different artist. then tag 10 people to do the same thing.

this also getting a read more lol

Material Girl by Madonna- i've been a very girlypop music vibe recently i need bouncy fun music to get me to spring

Fenn by Tom Rosenthal- this is one of those songs where i have no idea where i first heard it but it's a staple to my library :)

T-Shirt by Left at London- this always makes me think of this one time where i was getting ready in the bathroom and my mom walked in while the end of this was playing and she repeated the last couple lines in like. a joking manner i guess? do you ever do that thing where you overhear a random sentence from a stranger and repeat to whoever ur with? it was like that but i don't think she realized the song was about suicidal ideation 😅

Let Us by Erin & the Wildfire- EVERYONE GO LISTEN TO ERIN & THE WILDFIRE RN!!! i saw them at a concert even theyre sooo good!! anyways i like thinking about my gay little superhero ocs to this :]

Bottom is a Rock by Mother Mother- IDC WHAT YALL SAY ABOUT MOTHER MOTHER THIS SONG IS SO FUCKING GOOD DUDE!!! recently relistened to my dance and cry cd and discovered this absolute GEM. the sisyphean message of it all and esp the "i go down to the bottom and i float up" part scratch my brain so gooodd. anyways you can hate mother mother bc it got popular on tiktok or w/e but they make good music <3

Vow of Silence by Lemon Demon- another gem pulled out from a looked over cd, the rhythm and melody of the first line/ the whistling part also scratch my brain

gimme all ur luv by Hemlocke Springs- their high notes in the chorus are just so ethereal 🤩

SHH! by Left at London- just an all around banger

This Hyper World by Lemon Demon- you wouldn't think a song with that kind of title would hit so deeply within my soul and YET. god man the loop part and the complete shift to the "i only understand myself" part just get me right where it hurts and its so good :')

We'll Never Have Sex by Leith Ross- yeah... ace people rise up also this makes me cry so much

okay for the next ten im just gonna be quick and give a blanket "absolutely listen to these and then come back and talk to me about it" bc my hands are starting to hurt and i just realize youtube fucked up and i copied the same url onto like 10 of these 😩😩😩

Starstruck by The Scary Jokes

Whatever You Like by Erin & the Wildfire

C'mon Baby, Cry by Orville Peck

One Prairie Outpost by Carbon Leaf

Joyride by Choke Up

Golden Brown by The Stranglers

Old Bike by Rob Cantor

Pills & Good Advice by Left at London

Hansel by Soddikken

Lovefool by No Vacation

tagging @questionthewitness @pathos-logical @somethinginsideyourhead @light-macadamia @whats-a-terrarium @irradiatedsnakes @elfgrunge @dickwheelie @punkrockpariah @mag200 :D

[cortexreaver]

maybe im just woke gay zoomerbrained etc whatever but i kinda like a couple of the companions beamdog added to the enhanced edition of bg1 and i dont get why people complained about them so much beyond like theyre a new thing and new thing bad like to the point that people mod them out like sure even as a first-time player i can tell they stand out a bit but theyre completely optional....... just keep walking luv x

[leonskennedyismother]

I Drank Again.

Like Im not drunk but something funny happened. Peep the Bi title cuz Pride month is the best but I hope it gets warmer ANYWAYS…

So earlier I was out with my friends (well not rlly but theyre slowly growing on me.) and like we were looking for a bar. So we find this rlly small one and were like “Its so loud and theres no one” so this gorgeous girl (shes a bartender so hot ik) is like “Wanna check the vibe?” n were like sure? Like mad confused cuz it was empty. Anyways she brings us to the bathroom and opens a SECRET door and we get in there n its packed. Which vibez but also it was a gay bar which like not the vibez cuz its definitely a girls night but also its not cuz I was dressed so like “omg I just got back from the supermarket.” WHICH IS EXACTLY WHAT I DID BEFORE MEETING THEM. Anyways one of the girls said “its giving orgy vibez” n she was so right!!

OKAYYY thats it luv u guys gn!!!!

[nezushi]

crying sobbing somebody fund my anime girl figure collection

[natsdumplings]

every time i see dans face im reminded that i love this man so much ew

[lettuce-seize-the-day]

i love you filler episodes

[humbugg]

soooo who wants to move away to a foreign country and adopt a dog with me 👀

[mvgnus-land]

hello on god everyone

this account is gonna be my safe space for my tomtord parents au where theyre gay homos and have a little baby boy

ive had this au forever but always been so nervous to post it but my friends gave me the luv and support it took for me to gain confidence to post them :)

the au is called Tordlore (its mostly about Tord and his story!)

if any topics below make you uncomfy or angry please dni, i dont need the negativity

- basic dni criteria

- tomtord

- intersex characters/pregnancy

- family aus

- sexuality headcanons

- race headcanons

otherwise ur fully welcome to sit and enjoy my au :) it makes me happy and i hope it makes others happy too!

please don't trace/steal/reuse my art of course and please don't send negativity my way because I don't plan on feeding into it

heres one piece of art just to entice people to follow /hj

some posts will be older art because theyre full of headcanons and stuff!

[lockandkeyhyena]

never ever apologise for rambling about your silly xenofiction ideas I luv them so much. also I need to know for science is the cat and mouse romance gay

thank youuuuuu and yes theyre lesbians <3