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A series of events:

1. I put in an Annual Leave request form almost 3 weeks ago and my boss has not approved it yet

2. I went into my office today and replaced every single writing utensil with crayons in preparation for April Fools Day on Monday

3. Whilst searching for pens to remove, I found my unsigned Annual Leave form in my boss’s drawer

4. I placed my unsigned Annual Leave form in a photo frame and put it on his desk

5. The frame I used was from a photo of his kids that I deemed less important than my Leave form

6. My boss sometimes goes into the office on Saturdays to work

7.

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Come and give 'Friends in Low Places' by @autisticalastor a read! Everyone loves a bit of found family, right?

Read the fic here!

Art by LvnaMuraArt and Godlizza!

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🖥 💖 🦋

Art based on this tweet:

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happy pride month!

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she/they/he Vox where everyone wins

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What's a little butt touching between lovers-UH I MEAN BUSINESS PARTNERS

The Result:

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here i got this off twt play w me pease :3

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i drew some dancing radiostatics

and doodle version also

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I have seen some people drawin Vox with a 'robot shark design', and I wanted to draw him like that too.

He had suddenly woken up from a nice dream that's why he looks a bit grumpy here. Wonder what he dreamed about?

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A treat for @anisecandy for the TD server anniversary exchange♥

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A quick drawing while on vacation 🦈

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WOOOOO OK

ascensionism — sleep token

under my skin — jukebox the ghost

the killing kind — marianas trench

impress your creators — tub ring

second & sebring — of mice & men

the greatest story ever told — ice nine kills

i wanna be your slave — maneskin

culling of the fold — the decemberists

afterlife — avenged sevenfold

laplace's angel — will wood

awaken — breaking benjamin

sometimes — nick lutsko

tongues & teeth — the crane wives

oh my dear lord — the unlikely candidates

respite on the spitalfields — ghost

taggin all my moots!!

Pick a song for every letter in your Tumblr-URL

Saw someone I follow do this and it looked fun!

T – "Teeth" by 5 Seconds of Summer

H – "Hot N Cold" by Katy Perry

E – "ENAMEL" by SID

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F – "Forklift Simulator" by Sbassbear

L – "Live While We're Young" by One Direction

A – "A Boy and His Boat" by Starbomb

M – "Mind Brand" by Kuraiinu & Dj-Jo

I – "I Won't Say I'm in Love" by Annapantsu

N – "Novocaine" by Fall Out Boy

G – "Goya No Machiawase" by Hello Sleepwalkers

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N – "Night Changes" by One Direction

I – "I Want It That Way" by Backstreet Boys

G – "Grenade" by Bruno Mars

H – "Here Comes The Sun" by The Beatles

T – "Toxic" by Britney Spears

M – "Merry-Go-Round" by MAN WITH A MISSION

A – "Arin's Conditional Love" by Sbassbear

R – "resonance" by T.M.Revolution

E – "Everybody Talks" by Neon Trees

Tagging (if you wanna): @angelique-of-the-volturi-guard, @thegoeticcleric, @phantomhiveroyaltea, @anewkindofme, @pimento-playing-hopscotch, @actualalligator, @laneybishop89, @nottapossum, @autisticalastor, @otpcutie, @unsurprisinglyren, @pieisnotreal, @tinkerbrittt, @a-dissociated-witch, @sinninghowlter, @dino-boyo-agere, @snarkythewoecrow, @tomwise and anyone else who wants to join!

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okok so

1) why do i have this saved

2) me real

3 & 4) shimeji dating

5 & 6) a couple of my past bakes!

i tag @danana-split @the-flaming-nightmare & all my mooties :3

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Tagged by @euphemeron – thank you! 💜

6 pictures from my camera roll, that aren't selfies.

I could go easy way and post only photos of Brysik or Gryzol... But let's do it the harder way! 💜

Tuptuś! 💜

Silent Hill? Nope, Wrocław.

Waiting for the film to start. 💜 (I'm already experiencing post-festival depression).

Very professional learning aid (feat. motivational Altan).

One of gingerbread cookies my bff baked for me. 💜

Just some training sketches.

No pressure tags go to:

@interstellarvacuumcleaner @teruhiko-shigaki @blindchandelure @millenniumcamcorder @overheaven

@lighthalzen @linkahavocz99 @another-sun @tymniemniej @autisticalastor

@arsenicstrudel @arsonist-chicken @apostaterevolutionary @drippinlou @apples4ryuk

@videoworm @hannyacherryblossom @ivorydice @ramatetsu @ar-guile

and whoever else feels like joining! 💜

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Look I love unconditional devotion love stories as much as the next person, but there's really something so deliciously raw about conditional devotion.

I have served you and I have loved you for decades, but I will not give up my principles for you. You cut out part of my heart and took it with you down that path that you insist on walking, but you walk it alone. Even when the bleeding, gaping hole you left in my chest kills me, I will not follow you.

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