#theyre so cute it drives me up the walls

[wrenkenstein]

Juntech fic - Routine basis

Finally got around to writing a fic about these two dorks, with (hopefully) many more to come! Only I’m so behind, haha. Everything else about them has been written by others, I’m like... the 5th person to contribute to their library? xD I’m so slow with writing. But hey, cute fic about napping!

Read it here --> https://href.li/?https://archiveofourown.org/works/47882032

[starkidsimping]

before the batman : annotations

spoilers for the novel btw //

these are just some lines i highlighted and my notes. warning, theyre very stupid and hold little to no actual content. literally just my immediate response to whatever i had just read. THIS IS STUPIDLY LONG ! ! blue - bruce centric notes green - edward centric notes pink - misc notes, other characters, etc.

Prologue: The Boy in the Choir

"But when it was empty, Bruce had played in the big room, rolling toy race cars across the gleaming wooden floor all by himself."

OH MY GOD BRO :( what a patootie

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"Except for one boy."

wsp baby :( ily

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Chapter I: Summer Plans

"Alfred smiled and held up a notebook computer. 'I did. Straight A's. You made the Dean's List again.'"

hes just so proud of his boy </3 weeping

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Chapter II: A Secret Project

"Alfred liked to joke that he was teaching him 'Brucejitsu.'"

theyre so cute im gonna vomit

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"...private train car..."

this is insane. for the record .

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"(About nine times out of ten, the mysterious substance turned out to be chewing gum.)"

let bro have fun :( hes so cute im gonna cry. just imagine him being so excited about making some incredible scientific breakthrough of an unknown, potentially supernatural substance and its. gum. hes so cute :(

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"Maybe someday soon this car could take him there."

HES SO CUTE hes just a little boy ..... (hes 17.) honestly his dissatisfaction with life is just a result of nepotism. my poor wittle nepo baby

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Chapter III: Edward

"...Edward Nashton."

HAIII :3

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"You weren't supposed to say you hated school. But you were supposed to think summer was fun."

CHRIST hes so autism coded. 'supposed to,' like theres a certain way that youre meant to think that everyone else knows about, but he specifically is left out and has to guess on what hes 'supposed' to say, think, feel, etc...

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"He smirked at me. Thought he was so much better than me."

sighs loudly .

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"If a distant relative sent some money to one of the orphans, everyone would say, 'Man, you're such a Bruce.'"

NOT THEM TURNING HIS NAME INTO A SLUR LMFAO

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Chapter IV: The Bruce Wayne

"He quickly found the right wrench by touch."

oh my god bro be soooo fkn fr. hes such a loser. i love him

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"He certainly didn't want to blow the engine. Just make is growl."

oh hes one of THOSE …….. okay baby whatever makes you happy. i love how hes literally just the Car Boyfriend. F1 fan . smh

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"'The way this guy was driving, I thought maybe they'd changed it to the Indianapolis Motor Speedway.'"

dickhead

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Chapter V: I Know You

"Anything except his parents back."

oh. erm …!

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Chapater VI: Dex and Paul

"That felt good—leaving ’em in the dust."

hes so cute. "haha yeah >:) i totally win"

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Chapter VII: Thrills

“'Cheapskate,' he’d muttered as he walked back to his bike."

bro is so unserious. 'ax an elder' like that would blow over well. youre such a little freak i love you I LOVE YOU

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"But now just the thought of doing something wrong—even something dangerously criminal—thrilled him."

you need a better outlet baby. have you considered getting diagnosed ......

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Chapter VIII: You're In

"It was a puzzle he was determined to solve."

PUZZLE MENTION ! ! i like the parallels between ed and bruce ; both getting a thrill out of something they shouldnt be doing, being really good at certain respectives (i.e. edward and puzzles, bruce and cars) (this feels really autistic. for both of them)

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"And he had a feeling Dex would disapprove."

he js wants to impress his cool new friend this is so sad lmao

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Chapter IX: The Race

"But then the flash turned into a flame, and the flame spread quickly. BOOM!"

babys first act of terrorism LMAO

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"Her engine blew, and her black muscle car careened off the street, hit a wall, and burst into flames."

OH MY GOD ?

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Chapter X: Bye, Paul

"I wore my seatbelt like a good citizen should."

girl what are you on about now is NOT the time

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"Aww, he thought. Poor little rich kids! Did someone bust up your racing party? Too bad! I wonder who it could have been."

shifty little fucker bro is MALICIOUS LOL

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Chapter XI: Running

"Now, how was the race last night? Did you win?"

ALFRED ILY SM bro is so silly

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Chapter XII: An Appointment

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Chapter XIII: Changes

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Chapter XIV: A Suit

"Bruce had written his thoughts down in a notebook:"

i just adore that he keeps a diary. i found it hysterical while watching the movie and now i just appreciate it

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Chapter XV: The Point

"He brought the same lunch every day—sandwich, carrots, apple."

hes so cute im gonna THROW UP. im gonna throw up. same thing every day bro im just adding this to my list of reasons as to why hes autistic. possible safe foods for him and also just routine. god i love him. if he told me to make him a sandwhich i would. whats feminism idk ......

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"Edward looked him in the eye. 'For a numbers guy, you sure use a lot of words.'”

ok fine i giggled. hes such a smartass LMAO what an asshole (affectionate)

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Chapter XVI: Robbery

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Chapter XVII: Smear it On, Blow it Up

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Chapter XVIII: Under the Mask

"'You again?' he gasped. 'What do you want?' 'You,' Bruce said,"

im blushing

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"Then he got an idea. What if it wasn’t there anymore?"

please for the love of god do NOT blow up the building full of orphan children i cannot keep defending you

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"It was Dex."

GENUINELY CAUGHT ME OFF GUARD ??

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Chapter XIX: A Visit to Smitty

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Chapter XX: For My Lawn Mower

“'Give me back that bag,' Dex warned, lifting the rake. 'Or what?' Bruce asked, chuckling. 'You’ll rake me into a neat pile?'”

shut up dude 😭 😭

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"Keeping a careful hold on the satchel, he wrapped his powerful arms around her, trapping her."

HELLO SAILOR

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“'I’m going to fill this,' he explained. 'For my lawn mower.'”

i cannot keep defending this guy (yes i can) hes gonna set a fkn orphanage on fire dawwwggg

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"And just like always, Edward had made exactly zero impression on the cashier."

the "disguise" wasnt even necessary bro no one gaf 😭 😭

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Chapter XXI: Nice Kick

"...he saw the driver on the ground reach into his pocket, pull something out, and aim it at the truck. A remote control."

goodbye bruce. you were so so sexy

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"As the fire alarm went off..."

BRO . YOU DID NAWT .

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"They were right. There was no fire. Yet."

oh ok nvm carry on then

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Chapter XXII: Busted

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Chapter XXIII: Resolutions

"Then something interesting occurred to Edward. What if I sent riddles with my crimes?"

UR SO CORNY DAWG . shut up ur so corny . someone get this cornball outta here (and in my BED)

[dragons-and-yellow-roses]

I forgot stuff

Okay crew. I have three hours to get out of my apartment and get going to my parents' house. I don't have to pack my mattress or get rid of my furniture anymore because my strong af girlfriend helped me take care of it. I just have to fit what I can into my van (not a lot) and abandon the rest. Then drive four hours. Wish me luck. I'll need it.

[anti-radqueer-sollux]

the way it makes me feel when people decide to say 'change isnt linear' and 'changing takes time' and refuse to accept someone who wants to be accepted because theyre trying to change makes me feel SICK. especially if they think theyre the only ones who can change.

radqueers, your toxic codepedent relationship filled with horrible things isnt cute. its terrifying. there is a fine line between kinks and abuse.

there is also a fine line on where you get to decide how bad someone is, because no one is perfect. me included. you support rape but you wont support me, the victim of it online.

i hate it here. this goes for you two anti radqueers. some of you are so fucking toxic it drives me up the wall.

[angelbvnny]

Hello hello hello hihihi i read your "nap time" fic thing and i really luked it and i saw your requests were open so so can i request childe with a black cat personality type reader? Like they give off an intimidating vibe and dosent talk much but when theyre with him they get ao affectionate and clingy coz they feel safe with him<3 (but still gets flustered easily) reader still dosent talk much but shows that they love him through physical touch and gift giving :D

(Sorry if this was long TT)

Childe x Black Cat Reader

EEEE this is so cute thank you for the request! This is also my first request so i hope you enjoy <3

Sfw, gn!reader, fluff

You're a rather intimidating person. It's not like you do it on purpose, but your natural resting face is off putting, and you aren't one to initiate conversation. So you can imagine everyones surprise when they see someone as sociable and outgoing as Childe hanging out with you. Let alone have his arm draped around your waist!

Although the two of you couldn't be more different, Tartaglia loves you more than air itself. And he gets weak at the knees knowing you feel the same about him. He finds it so endearing how you cling onto him any time he's over, and how flustered you get when he reciprocates :) he also finds it very cute when you buy him little gifts you think he'd like. His once rather barren room now filled with little reminders of you.

But his favorite thing that you do is when you visit him at work! Of course only on days when he's working on paperwork in his office, he would never want put you in to any kind of danger. But despite what most might think, these are the hardest days for Tartaglia. Being stuck crammed in a room with nothing more than to read documents and sign papers, it drives him up the wall! He becomes more irritable by the minute, feeling like he will snap at any moment.

That is until you arrive :) and he feels all the tension and stress in his body dissipate as soon as he sees you. As you close the door he pushes his chair back, opening his arms to you. You don't waste a second hopping in his lap, holding him. On these days you're always sure to bring him a meal with plenty of nutrition to keep him fueled for the rest of the day. As the two of you share the meal, he tells you all about his day so far as you intently listen <3

I had so much fun writing this! It helped me get out of my writing block ^^

[mamawasatesttube]

(for the ship ask game) thoughts on jayjon?

Don’t Ship It

1. Why don’t you ship it?

this is a soft no, but it's mostly just that i can't bring myself to care about a single one of aged-up jon's storylines. he's just so... boring 😭 its like he left his personality in the volcano or something.

2. What would have made you like it?

getting a more compelling story for any of it honestly!!! a jon who grew up and had an actually interesting story exploring his bisexuality and going "ah fuck, do i want to come out as superman's son?" because that's a lot of pressure, plus also the parallels they COULD have had to clois romance if intentionally done and done well. and no, by "parallels" i don't just mean "omg... a super... and a reporter... woag" kasdjfkds

also just. anything about superfam in current continuity makes me eventually start wanting to gnaw on things in consternation because. well. the inconsistencies and lack of care in a lot of recent comics drive me up the wall. so that also adds to my reluctance to read or think much about jayjon as they currently exist.

3. Despite not shipping it, do you have anything positive to say about it?

i think theyre cute! the art ive seen of them is neat and all; it just doesn't Compel Me or give me anything like, meaty and juicy to marinate in. but i think jon deserves a pink haired twink boyf if he wants one, good for him!

[nutzworth]

today begins my homestuck reread. i wanted to start it yesterday january 1, 2024 but i got busy. so we begin today

PREFACE: i wanted to download the unofficial collection and read it thus, but it didnt WORK cus of my accursed mac. so. im on the unofficial collection website. also i debated on how exactly to do my liveblogging and decided on actually liveblogging in my friend's discord server and then translating the day's reading to text on tumblr. so!

DAY 1: JANUARY 2, 2024

STATS: read for ~3 hours pages read: 1-381. 380 pages slur count: 3. john, rose, dave. all r slur silly count: 3. jade, rose, rose. jade about dave; rose about herself piss count: 1/3. howie mandel strikes again

THOUGHTS:

ive found a lot of overlooked aspects of especially john and dave. whether or not these are "i never noticed she was holding corn on the plate!" encanto aspects or not is undecided. people tend to interpret john as having eaten cake his whole LIFE when instead it was just on 4/13 because it was his birthday. dave has A BUNCH of ironic blogs and websites that he never shows. ive only seen sbahj and his personal blog so that was kind of a shocker to me. thats all the overlooked aspects i guess lol in addition to john talk: all of his dad's harlequin merchandise is soooo cute. i wouldnt be annoyed if my dad put all this harlequin stuff in my house theyre so silly and bright dave is REALLY ANNOYING. i kind of forgot. he sounds so different from how he sounds later in the comic and how he does in my head. he does a rap in the pages i read and the first part was good but the second part was bad. rose and her relationship with her mom is JUST like me fr...... ugh. rose is so me but if i was like way pettier. something about them strikes me. mommy issues i guess. being spiteful towards your mother when your mother is just trying her best. something. oh well i was thinking about the strilondes and their conceptions of irony and its been affecting how i interpret the text. dirk and rose get irony; dave and roxy do not. dave tries to mimic what he sees in bro, but only scratches the surface of true mind games. he fails at being ironic, though he is cool i guess (for other reasons). rose interprets her mother's vaccuuming as an "ironic housewife routine" which broke my heart. rose gets irony; roxy does not. (this is also how their one-sided passive aggressive one-upmanship operates. rose is ironic; roxy is not). ive also been keeping track of the times in canon which is also corn on the plate level but whatever. johns doing this all at FIVE PM. brother thats dinner time for me. a meteors coming for you and youre playing this game and suddenly youre in another dimension and its FIVE THIRTY! ugh. daves like oh man i gotta fight my bro to get a sburb game to save my buddy rose and its like SEVEN PM! jesus! so night time. some dirk and dave mirrors: manbro bukkake theater. didnt notice dave said that?!??! ben stiller instead of rainbow dash above the closet door. awesome. sylladexes and fetch modii are crazy and i think its so interesting how hussie focuses on them so much in these first acts. i saw something a while ago about how fetch modii mirror people's thought processes and thought it was cool. dave thinking STOP! = 7 and then that releasing his sword (in 7 spot) was really cool. i love fetch modii they make no sense also some pages havent been working and its kind of driving me up the wall :-/ some flashes dont have sound and daves sound mixer DIDNT WORK AT ALL! but thats fine rather that than one of the gaming flashes where you walk around.

think thats it for today. thanks everypony

[blood-injections]

I'm like in the Horrors right now (very mild head cold caught from my cousin lol) pleeease talk funkobra to me I wanna talk about them 🥺

Oh no not the horrors,, hope you feel better soon <3

Yeyeys funkobra ive been having thoughts today but then again i am every day theyre always on my mind honesty its a problem. They're best friends they're sometimes gay for each other they're rivals they're partners in crime they're complete fucking idiots. Ghouls kinda got a pathetic crush crazy puppy love sorta thing going on for kobra half the time and the other half just wants to fight him but just in that unbridled energy sort of way and like he has so much he needs to move he needs to fight he needs to be grounded by the physicality and pain. Also he just doesn't know any other way to show affection but figures fighting should work cause its kinda their thing. Hes like. This is flirting right? There's deeper stuff too yknow but that's the gist of it.

Meanwhile Kobra loves Ghoul as much as he hates him yknow but also its literally like that for everyone with him but where like with poison where its like i hate you with every inch of my being but i love you id die for you i could never leave your side with ghoul its like. You're cute i wanna bash your face in. Or youre annoying you fucking piss me off but youve also kind of become my best friend? And i still want to fight you and hurt you when you piss me off but youre part of the crew now and we've fought together and that means you're not alowed to die. Like unless its by my hands. Thats kinda the sum of what they are 2 me. Like where poison and kobra could never Actually kill eachother with ghoul and kobra honestly. theres a chance. And they kiss somtimes. Its a good thing they arent immortal or something because they'd literally be killing each other(mostly for fun) every five minutes.

Then theres the whole they both just like to fight for reasons and Tism and whatever so they fight eachother because it works and its safer than any other methods of getting thay shit out of their system because most of the time they know when to stop to not serously hurt the other like one of the could get if the just went and started a fight with someone or something.

They're so fucking stupid and it is very important to me that everyone knows. They're idiots. Neither of them understand social cues ghoul has no boundaries kobra is brutally honest and has anger issues they should not be allowed near people and their stupidity will bounce off of each other they actively make each other dumber they'll rile each other up and dare each other to do stupid shit left and right and they both have no reason to but theyll accept those dares regarless of danger or lameness or anything. "Hey go stand in that corner and stare at the wall for a hour." "Okay" or "hey drive your bike off that cliff" "bet"

They steal shit, they're both banned from tommy chow meins for life, they wont steal from dr d because they have too much respect for him but he watches them like a hawk so they dont break something because theyre buffons and will elbow and trip eachother out of the blue and they have indeed broken radio equipment before from both just tripping but also tumbling into it and proceeding to have a wrestling match on his floor. They're annoying they're the only ones that can stand each other and they're even more annoying together, the zones hate them. They're best friends they're soulmates in a way they're an argument away from losing control in a fight and actually killing each other but also if anything happened to one of them the other would fucking tear apart the desert piece by piece, set battery city on fire, or go on a rampage and not stop even to sleep until they get revenge or fix it.

[goat-shoe]

ok, i Rant time

ive been reading this fic Knowing itd be a mess and im just... ive had it with this characterization! aimless rant below ^^;;;

tw for bullying, harassment, abuse, homophobia

so a lot of highschool AUs are just..... Bad? like LOL sorry :x but. youre taking away everything interesting about the miraculous holders, And youre trying to make Fully Grown Adults into children. ??????

n e ways, i found this highschool dropout au,,, im Sure you can guess how i feel abt dugout and tiderdrop together, but personal biases aside (its Icky to me and someday ill figure out why)..... lets read this fic.

(to prove i am Not taking things out of context, heres the whole fic)

FIRST of all, youre ognna notice that the prose is Boring, written in long and uninspired runon sentences. i dont wanna just bash on an inexperienced writer, but if youre gonna be this lazy about it.. who is it for :x

second, headcanoning mariquitas name as the Only spanish name you can think of that starts with "mari"? is just uninspired. mariquita wouldnt Choose a hero name so obviously close to her Real Name.. again im not an unmasker, but this headcanon is ridiculous....

finally, and most importantly.... "he sighs wearily". umm, No actually. he Doesnt. you dont even get an insight into dugouts thoughts other than "im nervous about school >m<"

Needless to say, this and his whiny, whimpering demeanor is incredibly infantilizing,. Furthermore in this context, all it does is plays into the ""yaoi"" trope of a big buff bad big boy x boy who says uwaaah! (i hope it goes without saying, this is Not a condemnation of boys who say uwahh, yall are doing gods work and ily)

cramming tigerdrop and dugout into this trope comes off as (and actually is) incredibly homophobic and harmful. need i remind you, these are real people. i wouldnt be surprised if this author was a fujoshi or something too :x

anyways.

im a dugout fan Because hes reserved, but in this fic, thats being watered down to him just being sad and whiny.

its just so insulting to be written shrugging every 3 sentences. dugout im so sorry theyre doing this to you ;;;

guhh. ill give them points for this cute relationship with mariquita...

but again, the prose is just.. clumsy. and again, all dugout does is whine about change. its not even a realistic portrayal of adjustment disorder :x

speaking of disorders Lol,

we Know how i feel abt tigerdrop, but i tend to actually like fanfic portrayals of him.

but this one is just... Confusing...

(also we have mandatory "describe their entire outfit in vapid detail" LOL i should have made this a bingo)

i havent really been talking about the plot, but heres what it took the author two chapters to get through:

dugout it new in town, hes nervous about the changes. (we dont even know why he misses home??? just, make it up i guess, god forbid a fanfiction Make That part up!!!!!!)

tigerdrop has lived in new york all his life, and he appears to be pretty bored with life (ex: pushes pipsqueak over just because he thought itd be funny, no doubt an allusion to the canal street incident last july)

his characterization is actually really confusing and i think its supposed to be like, Alluring??? but its just disconcerting :x

thats It. Two established characters and empty conversations with others (the mariquita mischaracterization especially drives me up the wall ever since i confirmed my kin with her)

they meet in math class when dugout unknowingly sits in tigerdrops seat..... girl, Literally no one in high school acts like this.

at this point, this fic is no better than glee and the millions of other incorrect and careless portrayals of highschoolers. tigerdrop has some weird banter with the faceless teacher (yet Another reason i hate most highschool fics)

:/ i Kinda saw it coming, but....

tigerdrop apologizing and not meaning it? In character. But, hes just acting like a greaser, and its Weird

dugout wouldnt care! he would not look like "a deer in the Headphones."

i Realize the author doesnt have a beta reader but :x that doesnt excuse pawning off lazy work btw, in case anyone was wondering....

last but probably Most important: this is setting up such a toxic dynamic. tigerdrop is actively pushing the message that dugout is taking up too much space and he doesnt belong. its alienating and shitty. and this is a fic Shipping Them :x

but i Clicked on a dropout fic, so.... should i be surprised :/

like i said. dugout is Already afraid of him.. his body is reacting just to the sound of his voice, not unlike trauma in PTSD victims!

like. guh. this is literally so toxic. also..

take a shot every time you see the word "smirks"

lips ghosting his nose And ear? Lol.....

likely The Worst way to incorporate their miraculous personas :x reading this literally made me nauseous.

anyways.... thats all of the fic thats been posted so far. so to summarize: this is just Icky. its even worse, setting this kind of relationship in their high school years :x imagine if someone treated you this way! youre Not gonna grow up and marry them.

i Cant even.

~ ty for reading <3 ~

[jae-piter]

nsfw below cut | sex gas

they’re on some mission together but their enemy trapped them in a room together and released pheremones

genji has to deal with seeing hanzo’s cock straining through his trousers and his own arousal and somehow not fuck his brother and he doesn’t... do well. hanzo is trying to be level headed and find a way out but genji was already down so bad that this is the last straw for him

genji slowly peeling his pants down and hissing if the band touches his cock: hanzo has to see and suddenly genji knows what its like to have hanzo’s eyes on him when he’s terribly aroused

and it makes his cock twitch and his brain is already committing as much to memory as he can

and hanzo is stunned silent his face flushes and he’s barely registering whats going on

he has to pretend that he didnt see his little brothers twinge of arousal when he faced him

finally genji cant fucking take it and shakily he presses his front to his brothers back and breathes heavily in and shakily out

“just… come stay with me for a bit…” he says between pants

hanzo Freaks Out because theyre obviously in a trap and hes so turned on and thats genjis cock up against his ass and its hot and thick and hard and he cant think anymore so he relaxes into his embrace and genji breathes out again, his arousal piqued, and he starts rubbing his hands up and down hanzo’s torso, rubbing his arms and feeling his tits, and they fall against the wall, lost to pleasure, they slide down together to the floor, hanzo is panting, genji is elated, he rubs his cock a little against hanzo’s ass and hanzo shamelessly reaches for his own cock and pulls it out and its dripping with pre and genji cant believe his fucking eyes

hanzo lets out a cute little moan, more like a whimper, as he lightly strokes his cock a little, and it drives genji insane, who buries his face into hanzos neck and bucks up, once, half twice, whether he likes it or not, his hips twitching, and his grip on hanzo tightens, he breathes out a measured breath, trying to calm himself down

hanzo turns around and feels an impulse and captures genjis lips

he wraps his hand around both their cocks and genji looks at him in shock and adoration and he can tell that hes close

or maybe when he turns around and genji needily moans, “han,” hanzo tears genjis pants all the way off and puts his mouth on his cock, and arousal flushes through him, he grabs his own cock and starts pumping as he worships his brothers cock

[wyrmalien]

People are so fucking annoying about "ugly/scary/creepy" animals. people only care about endangered species if theyre "cute" and it drives me up the wall

[imy2]

tlkin abt houses longtext

drivin 12:45-1:52

on the stretch of road where i saw the deer n bird but before then. there is a five way stop light that goes onto the uh. highway. is it called a highway tbh idk. longstretchofroadouttatown. anyways when i'm stopped at the light, to the right of me is a field. why'd i never notice there was a house there! such a weird place for it to be but more importantly. across the multi lanes from the light n house is a furniture store with a bright ass CARPET sign and when ur driving approaching the light/house - it looks like the CARPET sign is riiight behind the house. sigh i wish a picture could happen.

down that road more, this time passed deer n bird, is a house that has all pink holiday lights. it's cute :p

on another road there's a big field then a neighborhood but before the neighborhood is a very white house that sits facing the field (not the road) and it has a huge orange light above it so the whole house/carport (a truck is always there)/trees behind it are orange. it looks sooo cool i promise.. ive thought this for yrs but still. no pic! bc not a stoppable on road.. also someones house so heh maybe kinda weird..

down the road from that^ . in a field across from gs i used to work at, there was some .. machinery vehicle.. ya know.. for construction or maybe the field idk.. it was pretty small n red n black n it looked rly cool in the field. then down the road from that. on this split one way road, there's a house w a motorcycle parked on the porch n it takes up the entire porch bc its a small house n its porch light is orange.. another cool image..

almost home there are apartments n the corner top one always has holiday decorations thruout the yr but idt there were any at halloween n there are none now :( i hope the ppl moved somewhere they prefer more orr for some whatever happy reason they dont decorate anymore. just hope theyre good! i miss their decorations

second loop went further than usual, near base - base lights in distance across the fields is cool. at this 4 way stop there's a house on the corner n it used to be surrounded by trees but some yrs ago they removed them all then redid the house to be a fake wood log cabin.. i don't like it tbh it is ugly.. but if anyone asked me i'd say oh i love that house. but i would be lying.

down the road^.. apartments that used to be an elderly care home . a kid on the bus (way back now) used to get dropped off there n kids for some reason made fun of that.. kids r so weird.

gosh i forgot. on field/motorcycle road, btwn them actually, is a house that has a red 'keep christian christmas' sign. they used to also have a big red JESUS sign but not anymore. way on the other side of town there's a house that does have a big blue JESUS sign tho. maybe they know each other. i would kick them both.

downtown there's a building that last year said "JESUS SAVES" on it but this year it says. I SAVES. i saves. what???? ok..

IN OTHER NEWS....

when birdy said DAMN THESE WALLS. also when jaymes young said i'll be good.

[roachemoji]

MOR EYELLING

BRO THEY REALLY JUST JUMP RIGH TINOT THIS

starting ep 3 i was gonna say like i really appreaciate the side focus on something so mundane like teenage realtionships BUT ALSO LIKE DAMN WHAT THE FUCK DID BARB DO TO DESERVE ANY OF THIS HELLO OH MY GOD

also the hand injury was yucky <333333 gagged a lil at that IF THERE ARE ANY OTHER MAJOR HAND INJURIES LET ME KNOW PLEASE especially cuts Theyre setting Jonathan up to be the fucking Im a Creep Im a Weirdo but man watching him turn up the music to calm Will down about their dad not coming oh that shit HIT HOME THAT HIT HOME SO HARD

OH THE LIGHTBULBS i know theyre for communicating between worlds n stuff but what else huh whats the meaning tell me whaT IS IT Also ik Steve's whole thing is his hair buT ITS SO FUNNY TO MEEEEEE WHY IS IT SO BIG WHAT FOR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LIKE AKJSHDALSJDLAKJH girl even MY hair isnt that big

Also El being bored and just making things float like thats REAL thats True Absolutely me too girl i would be doing the same fucking thing <333 AND MIMICKING THE PHONE'S TONE!!!!!! Autism. I see you. Sitting that close tot he fucking TV and feeling the static and taking in the sounds??? (and then experiencing Symptoms but ya know we're all like that)

Joyce looking slightly more and more insane as time goes on it also a mood im really enjoying the continuation with characters looks and how their health also affects that??? DETAILS BABEY especially when woman dont look put together in situation WHERE THEY SHOULDNT LOOK PUT TOGETHER? yeah

ALSO GOD EVERYONE LIKE LYING ABOUT PEOPLES WHEREABOUTS AND SHIT IS AKDSJHASKJDH drives me INSANE LIKE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE JUST TELL BARBS MOM SHES MISSING

BREA K AING JONATHANS CAMERAAA IM GONNA !!!!!!!! KILL AND ATTACK

Little mike and el are also very cute in a little kids who have one sided crushes and dont understand romance kinda way??? YA KNOW ????

fucking FREAK ass behaviour coming from the walls what the fuck

SOMETHING SOMETHING PARALLELS MOTHERS HUGGING SONS

yelling about ST under the cut

Im just gonna write in here while i watch the first episode im not good at analyzing things and also my dyslexia. exists? so bear with me lmao

I love the foreshadowing in episode one so much and maybe its because ive read a fuck ton of threads about it especially in later seasons and the connections between xyz and 123. LIKE ITS JUST ENOUGH THAT IF YOU DIDNT KNOW YOU WOULDN'T KNOW but its also so obvious??? (question for em ik youre reading AKSDHASKD does the choice to cast fireball in the dnd game over casting a protection spell mean anything??? <3)

its also so interesting seeing all the actors this fucking young holy shit AKDJHASKDJH but it was such a good choice actually casting kids because they play... kids so fucking well? the bickering the relationships the NERDY SHIT JUST!!!! the expRESSIONS SO FAR i love Joyce so much. I am vias bc i love Winona Ryder BUT <33 what a MOM <333333333

i know cinematography is important and so far theres a lot of focus on lightbulbs and IM ASSUMING THATS GOTTA DO WITH THE THING THEY DO LATER ON??? WITH THE WALL AND TEH LIGHT BULBS???

DIDNT KNOW HOPPER LOST HIS KID ASKDJHASLDJASH!!!!!!!! oh hes gonna. oh this. hes. hmm. (feeling things) OH I J UST GOT TO THE PART WHERE THEYRE TALKING ABOUT H IS CHOICE IN DND LMAO i feel like theres more to it im impatient and just gotta get through the first episode after they came for Eleven i zoned out and forgot i was doing this ASKDJAHD ANYWAY

i get it.

[sixofclovers]

💖💖

[eddiesbigolepp]

let me help you

synopsis: cheerleading practice was taking a toll on you, and when eddie picks you up he notices how spent you are.

pairing: eddie munson x cheerleader!reader

warnings: 18+, smut, crude language, swearing, touchy eddie, perv!eddie, unprotected sex

word count: 3484

a/n: this reminds me of like bring it on where the boy cheerleaders help the girl cheerleaders stretch and they’re madddd close

the groan you let out when you finally make it to eddie’s van is loud. and the slam of the door rattled the car, pulling him out of his jam session. he looks over at you, turning the music down with a sympathetic smile. he places his hand on your thigh, “everything alright, sweetheart?” he questions rubbing circles into your knee.

“just tired, and my legs are killing me,” you mumble turning in your seat to face him better. you get comfortable, almost as if your laying on the seat. “can we just… go to your place?” you ask looking over at him.

“yeah, yeah for sure.” he answers, squeezing your thigh once more before pulling his hand away to put the van into drive. he drives cautiously, scared that every bump will make your legs hurt that much more. the music is kept quiet and he can see you from the corner of your eye looking at him.

“what is it? you like my face or something, honey?” he laughs, his eyes flashing over at you quickly as he takes his turn.

“i’ve just never seen you drive like this. you’re so concentrated.” you giggle, “i won’t break if you go over twenty-five miles per hour.” you joke and smile up at him.

“you will,” he frowns looking over at you and squeezing your thigh one more time, “now sit tight were almost there,” he smiles turning the corner onto the long street that leads to the trailer park.

the moment he puts the van in park in front if his trailer you open the door and step out to stretch. he watches you from his seat and sighs. “is there anything i can do to help?” he asks as he pulls the keys out of the ignition.

“let me borrow some clothes so i can shower?” you ask turning your torso to face him with a big smile. “pleaseeee,” you add batting your lashes as he hops out and walks around to your door.

“come on, lets go get you a towel,” he smiles grabbing your bags and leading the way. your face is all smiles until you start walking and he notices quickly. “i’ll go turn the water on, you pick whatever shirt you want, and i think i might have some of your underwear somewhere,” he says muttering the last part and scratching his neck.

you slap his arm and laugh, waiting for him to unlock the door so you can finally try and relax. he walks inside, holding the door open for you. you beeline straight to his room to look for a shirt. you rummage through his drawers looking for a specific one before standing up and looking around the room.

your eyes freeze on the wall behind his bed. the ‘normal’ stuff is on there, posters, pictures, the handcuffs. but something black is hanging next to the cuffs.

you walk over, and eventually crawl your way over. you pull the piece of fabric off the nail in the wall and hold it up. your face goes bright red as he walks through the door to check up on you.

he had your panties hanging on the wall, like a damn trophy. “heheh.. i thought they were cute,” he chuckles grabbing them to try and hide them.

“i lost those like three weeks ago! you can’t just take them because you think they’re cute,” you frown and he comes over to press his hand to your face.

“but theyre so cute and they’re your only black ones its only right that they stay here.” he jokes holding them up with his finger.

“but i think theyre cute, thats why i bought them,” you answer trying to snatch them back. he pulls his hand away and heads to his drawer. he grabs the metallica shirt you were looking for and another pair of your underwear, pink ones and smiles.

“theres a towel in the bathroom and the water is hot so go shower and stop running up my water bill,” he laughs turning your body around and pushing you out the door. “i’ll be in here when you’re done.” he smiles flopping onto the bed, not before hanging up his trophy again.

you shower quickly, it was mainly you standing under the hot stream of water trying to warm up your muscles hut it was no use. once you stepped out you felt worse than before.

he noticed once you walked through the door. usually you’d bring your uniform neatly folded and would place it in your gym bag. but it was all crumpled in your hand and you tossed it on your bag and went straight to the bed.

“didnt help, huh?” he says opening his arm for you to lay on his chest.

“not at all, coach is driving me crazy with all these drills, we need to focus in technique not stamina, he’s too worried about what his wife is making for dinner to realize that.” you complain and nestle into his neck.

“let me help you doll,” he says and you shake your head. “come on don’t t be like that, this isn’t something your can sleep off.” he says again and you sigh.

“i don’t know how you could help though,” you frown up at him.

“i mean, doesn’t stretching help with soreness. heard that in health class once.” he says, looking down at you. when you look up at him he swears he can feel your pain through your eyes.

“thats not a bad idea..” you mumble and you sit up. “come here,” you say pointing in front of you.

“okay what do i do?” he questions crawling to that spot and sitting on his knees.

“im gonna do a spilt on the bed, just push my back down, okay?” you explain and he nods with a smile. when you spread your legs and push your body flush with the bed his shirt rides up and he can see your pretty pink panties. he sighs, knowing he shouldn’t be thinking like that when you’re in so much pain but its such a great view.

“push harder i cant even feel it eddie,” you say, muffled voice pulling him out of his daze and he pushes down a little more.

“sorry, princess. this better?” he says, consistently pushing down on your shoulder blades.

“mhmmm,” you mumble, followed by groan as you feel the strain in your thighs. “okok, lets do a different stretch.” you say sitting up and moving him over to the side. you lay down in your back and stretch a little, pushing your hands up toward the wall and he watched you, curiously and patiently. he also watches how your shirt rides up a little showing your panties again.

“okay, im going to lift my leg and your going to put it on your shoulder and push it down toward my chest, got it?” you explain again, and he nods, swallowing slowly as you lift your leg in the air. he slots himself between your legs and leans over, using his body weight to help you stretch out.

“well hello there,” he chuckles at your proximity and you turn your face away, blush dusting your cheeks. “what? you act like we’ve never been in this position anymore.” he chuckles grabbing your face and turning it back. “is it helping?” he questions.

“yes a little, i think we’d have to do this for a while for it to help,” you sigh.

“i can help you stretch everyday babe, my new pastime, forget hellfire club,” he jokes and you roll your eyes at him.

“switch legs, baby” you mumble. as he pushes off of you, you let your leg fall down his chest slowly to his thigh and you can see his face heat up quickly before he lifts your left leg over his shoulder and leans down again.

“you’re gonna be the death of me, doll face.” he grumbles into your ear and nips at it after.

“eddie stop it,” you whine as he starts kissing your neck.

“what? im just taking my payment in advance,” he chuckles kissing your neck again. hes pushing your leg deeper and you can feel the contours of his crotch against yours. you can feel yourself flutter against him as he presses open mouthed kisses again your throat.

“okay, okay, eddie,” you start, but you’re cut off by your own groan. “eddie lets switch stretches, im gonna cramp up,” you make up some lame excuse and pull his face away by his hair. his hips jut forward quickly when he feels the sting and he pulls back slightly.

“alright alright were switching,” he says before smirking darkly and licking a stripe up your throat and pushing himself off of your body with a wink.

you’re frozen for a second, eyes closed but you know he’s looking you up and down, with your leg still rested on his shoulder you sigh and shove him back with your foot playfully.

“i’ve told you before violence is never the answer.” he says, faking a pained voice. “now whats the next stretch, babe?”

“don’t make this one weird, munson. were gonna do the same thing but with both legs…” you mumble, knowing that this might lead to something else. but who’s to say it won’t be a good time?

“i can’t make any promises, sweetheart,” he smirks pulling both your legs up onto his shoulders and looking down quickly. “definitely not with this view.”

“you dog!” you laugh grabbing a pillow from his bed a throwing it at him.

“hey! what am i meant to do when you tell me to get in this position, with your pretty little panties and in my shirt?” he says, trying to dodge the pillow to no avail.

“i don’t know help me feel better instead of thinking so dirty!” you giggle and pull him down by his face. “come here already,” you mumble pushing your hand through his hair and kissing his lips quickly. he leans in and reciprocates, already enamored by the situation.

“i love how bendy you are,” he mumbles, leaning back into kiss you.

“is that my one redeeming quality?” you quip holding his face back with your hands.

“among other things, yes. now let me kiss you,” he whines and pushes his face through your hands and presses your lips together.

“take off. your shirt, babe.” you mumble kisses interrupting your sentence.

“i thought you told me not to make it weird?” he smirks.

“i changed my mind,” you say bluntly. “what do you need help or something?” you say pushing him back and taking you legs off of his shoulders.

“i mean, if you’d be so kind.” he chuckles sitting back on his heels. you roll your eyes and and readjust yourself onto your knees and push his shirt up his torso and off his chest.

“have to do everything myself,” you mumble jokingly and roll your eyes. “im broken don’t you know?”

“im sorry, princess. let me help you then,” he grins darkly pulling you flush against his chest and kissing you sweetly. he lays you back down before unbuckling his belt and slipping it out of the loops.

you stare up at him, legs pressing up against each other as you watch him toss the belt behind him haphazardly and crawl over you. “here lets get this off of you,” he says tugging on shirt. he manages to wiggle you out of it and the smile that grows on his face its blinding.

“my girls!” he exclaims, leaning down to kiss your breasts and lays himself on them. “i think were done here,” he mumbles into your chest, ending his sentence with a peck.

“you were supposed to be helping me with my sore legs,” you frown bringing your hands up to comb through his hair.

“have to do everything myself,” he mumbles, mocking you with a laugh.

“you jerk!” you laugh back pushing him off of your body and starting to get up to look for your shirt.

he sits himself at the edge of the bed and turns you around to face him. your stood between his legs and he’s looking up at you sweetly. “don’t leave, i’ve still got to stretch you out,” he chuckles watching your face go bright pink at his analogy. he snaps the band of your panties against your hip. you squeal slightly and roll your eyes.

“whatever eddie,” you mumble and straddle his lap. “are you gonna stretch me out or what?”

“wow, sweet little cheerleader just wants her word rocked…” he trails off leaning back onto his hands, “its a good thing you’ve got someone who can help you out.” he smiles, laying back onto his elbows and admiring you. you watch his eyes trail down from your face, to your chest for a while, then your panty covered core. his eyes on you makes you squirm in his lap, and he feels you through his jeans.

you lean forward to kiss him and he lays back completely, one hand on your back, the other slowly creeping down to your ass. you giggle into the kiss and put your hands in his hair. “you know this is just like a butterfly stretch,” you mumble pulling back for a sec.

“is that what your thinking about at a time like this?” he questions and watches you laugh up a storm.

“maybe if you took your pants off,” you say pulling at the waistband of his pants with a cheeky smile.

“you’re such a sweet talker, you know that?” he says bring his hand up to stroke your face quickly. “help me out?” he questions, and you lift your body up to hover above his as he unbuttons his jeans and shives them down quickly.

“i want my world rocked? you’re the one walking around town with no boxers on.” you giggle looking down between your bodies. hes hard, super hard, already leaking and his tip is redder than your face.

“its laundry day!” he defends himself.

“yeah you’re such a good job doing your laundry right now,” you mumble, sitting straight into his member and smiling at him mischievously.

“the death of me, you’re gonna be the death of me,” he groans, kissing you harder than before and using his hands to press you against his chest firmly. you grind down on him, trying to get a rise out of him but he knows what he’s going to do to you.

“sit up,” he says and you follow directions quickly. he admires you for a moment, even if you wriggle in his lap to get a reaction out of him. he just holds your hips in his hands and rubs circles into them. “you’re gorgeous, truly.” he mumbles pushing himself up so he’s sitting with his chest flush against yours.

“too bad i’m gonna wreck you tonight.” he smirks lifting you off his lap and standing up in one fell swoop. he turns and lays you on the bed and spreads your legs wide. “you’re gonna be sore everywhere after this.” he chuckles darkly before peeling your panties off with his teeth.

the moan you let out is whiny and so high pitched and it makes his cock jump in excitement. he presses the soaked panties into his nose and watches you turn dark red, almost purple at the sight. “no need to be embarrassed sweetheart, just enjoying your sweet, sweet, smell.” he teases throwing the panties into his top drawer before focusing back on your cunt.

“missed this little thing,” he mumbles kissing around your core before diving in. he’s quick with his work, already lapping at the bundle of nerves that has your leg already shaking. and you cant handle it. him helping you stretch was like the ultimate tease.

you thought about having him help you stretch at practice, and having to wait a whole two hours until you could touch each other again. you groan when he starts using his fingers and reach for his hair. you were practically ready to explode over his face but he pulled away, already reading your tell take signs.

“you suck! why’d you do that?” you whine sitting up onto your elbows with a pout on your face.

“because,” he starts, pausing to lick his fingers and waive his face, “im supposed to be helping you stretch, remember?” he jokes pushing your body off the edge of the bed and lifting your right leg up and over his shoulder again.

he leans in to kiss you and you can feel his member prod at your entrance and he shudders. “gotta get in there,” he mumbles to himself and looks at you for confirmation. even when he was desperate he’d ask permission, sweet boy.

“come on, eddie, please hurry up im gonna die if you don’t stretch me out!” you exclaim, using your left leg to push his hips in closer.

“fuck-” he grunts feeling his cock rub between the folds of your core before using his hand to quickly stuff himself inside of you. “so warm, so goddamn tight-” he grumbles starting to pump him manhood inside.

the slow pace he started with started to escalate quickly and before you know it, he was jackhammering into you, desperate to get some relief after being egged on for so long.

“god eddie, you’re so-” you start to speak but you’re cut off by your own moan, the spongy part inside of you being abused. he smirks into your jaw, proud he found your sweet spot on such short notice. he starts to kiss and suck on your neck again, focused on leaving you a reminder for the morning.

“tell me what you want, princess.” he mumbles kissing the soot behind your ear. “come on, doll. moan into my ear and tell me what you need.” he says, pounding into you harder at the end of his sentence.

“ahh, i want you to- oh my god!” you cry out reaching above your head to grab at the sheets.

“no god, just me honey,” he chuckles.

“rub my clit, please eddie, rub my clit, you do it so good. pleasepleaseplease!” you beg, using your free hand to tug at his hair.

“as you wish,” he smiles, pulling his head back to kiss your lips and he reaches his hand down to rub against your bud. you moan right into his face and it makes him grunt and thrust harder. “come on, baby, cum on my cock, i know you want to.” he says grinding into you like it was his job.

“im gonn- im gonna cum for you,” you mutter grinding back onto his hand and his member for dear life.

“someones cockdrunk, i’ve corrupted you. my sweet little cheerleader girlfriend is crying on my cock.” he chuckles, thrusts getting wilder and more random as he starts to feel his climax come close. the moment you squeeze him in a vice grip, he’s coming undone.

“eddie- im cummi- so hard! im cummin-” you whine out in a broken sentence as he ruts into you.

“god i fucking love you,” he says with a final thrust that explodes out of him. he pulls out quickly letting his cum paint your stomach in long streaks.

you’re laid out on his bed, covered in his cum, eyes closed, mouth open panting, leg still hanging onto his shoulder, and hands still gripping the sheets for dear life. he looks down at your core, fluttering around nothing. and theres only one thing running through his head.

“i love you,” he smiles and watched your eyes open and face flush immediately. his smile widened and he leaved down to press a sweet kiss to your lips.

“i love you too, eddie. always.” you giggle holding his face in your hands. “maybe i’d love you a little kore if you cleaned me off so we can sleep.” you joke rubbing your thumb on his cheek.

“right!” he says shooting up and walking out the door, “be right back!” he calls out to you. you can hear him grab a couple things on his way back. “towels, water, and a snack!” he smiles walking back over to wipe you off.

“there, lets get you some clothes yeah?” he asks quietly.

“no, just come here.” you mumble pulling him onto the bed and rolling him onto hid back so you can lay on him. you pull the flat sheet over your bodies and sigh.

“still sore, huh?” he laughs quietly, rubbing your back slowly.

“yeah,” you frown and look up at him, “i guess you kept your word.” you joke and roll your eyes.

“id never lie to you, doll face,” he says pressing a kiss to your lips, “now sleep, i don’t know how you’re still functioning tight now,”

[roseworth]

Ooooh how about 9, 10, 11, 12 for Tangled/Series with the salt asks?

salty ask list

9 - Most disliked character(s)? Why?

fuck i know this is such an obvious answer but zhan tiri, mostly because in my head shes sort of the representation of a lot of the wasted potential of the series :( the entire show was building up to a Big Boss Fight with zhan tiri but then it was just cass and rapunzel while everyone else was dying on the ground :/ and then it ended with her just. connecting her wrists and everything was solved. that is so boring! give me a cool fun big fight! why are so many of the main characters not there for the final battle against the big bad! at LEAST let lance eugene and varian be there??? theyre main characters too??????? anyways i am angry and bitter. zhan tiri ended up being such a boring villain (her final form wasnt even cool?? all the stories and flashbacks looked so sick but then she was so. Nothing.) and it was clear that there was so much backstory with zhan tiri and demanitus that we didnt get to see! like they had one flashback that we saw that was missing context and didnt even explain what happened or what was going on :( AND AND AND zhan tiri's history with gothel was just brushed over :/ :/ she even has a line to cass that was like "run! just like your mother!" or something like that and its like WHAT! ARE! YOU! TALKING! ABOUT!!! what did gothel do! why should we care!! bitch!!!!!

anyways. long story short. i dont like zhan tiri because she should have been better.

10 - Most disliked arc? Why?

hhh i know i just talked about this earlier today but. cass's villain arc drives me up a fucking wall. it should have been so good it should have been about her relationship with rapunzel and how she was always outshined. i wouldnt even mind the gothel twist that much if they had used it as a jumping off point instead of her entire motivation! if it was just the final straw for cass feeling abandoned, then i would be fine with it but instead it was literally the only thing used in the important episodes :( there were even little moments throughout season three where we were teased with the possibility of another motivation, but then once we get to cassandra's revenge its just "grrrrr rapunzel you killed my mom that hated me!" and its just weird and i Do Not Like It. i said a little more about it here too if anyone is interested in me being a bitter hag

11 - Is there an unpopular character you like that the fandom doesn’t? Why?

stalyan :) i do love to angst and make headcanons about her being abusive but its not canon (theres a little bit of canon that you can use to support it but sometimes i choose to ignore that bc cool girl is cool)

idk! i just like the idea of her kinda just being influenced by her father to act on her worst instincts then once she gets some distance from him shes like "okayyyy so that was fucked up, oops" and moving on with her life outside of the baron's empire! i just think shes neat :) she has done many things wrong but i am willing to forgive her

12 - Is there an unpopular arc that you like that the fandom doesn’t? Why?

listen. i LOVE the terapi island arc. i get that people dont like it because it halted the plot for a few episodes and threw them off course but i just think that its soooo much fun :') first of all rapunzels dress is so cute (green dress supremacy), and i think that there were just some nice moments from the characters in all the episodes and it was nice to just let them hang out on a weird island for a bit! i really liked serafina (seraphina? idk) i think shes a cutie and her episode was fun (shoulda been a lance episode though, every day i wish that hookfoot wasnt in season 2). i get everyones problems with it and i agree, however i am willing to look past all the issues because i had fun