#theyre real to me

[roxyaddams]

may i introduce my kira scott and stiles poly agenda

[glsneeg-enthusiast]

i 😭 love 😭😭 them 😭😭😭😭😭😭

[tieetiee]

Randy's posse made real (all headcanons)

left to right is the order of their group "hierarchy", from leader to butt of the joke (and height comparison but they all slouch so its hard to tell LOL)

[starrynightsxo]

people: "you can't be in love with fictional-" *gunshots*

me: *blows muzzle of gun* all in a days work

[bloopsalot]

Asking how your DND campaign is going but I'm the tone of boomers asking each other about their kids like

"Oh how's your Cleric! Last I heard, he was getting his butt whooped by the bbeg."

"Oh he went to zero a few times, but he's fine now after a long rest! How about you, how's the druid? Any new familiars?"

"oh you know druids, finally leveled up to wild change and they do it all the time now! But they're still not calling themself a furry!"

"Really?"

[4ngleofsmalldeath]

saw twenty one pilots live and they played my blood and no one knew i was thinking of a fake team that plays a fake sport

[gin-juice-tonic]

help i learned literally today hoop snakes arent real

[beeben]

Psyren like the only fictional thing i get violent about like yeah yeah sure u might have a headcanon but ur just wrong.. im right.

[butcharyastark]

jotahan hate is so weird to me. you hate to see a mentally unstable dilf and his unhinged sugar baby winning

[sillystringpony]

the one where cheerilee knows

[glsneeg-enthusiast]

LOOOOOKK!!!!!

[robiniswriting]

david tennant, matt smith, and jodie whittaker: if doctor who calls me and im available I am so there

me: omg yes slay I love that for you

christopher eccleston and peter capaldi: there’s nothing on god’s green earth that makes me want to reprise the role of the doctor on television

me: omg yes slay I love that for you

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

while we wait.

may i offer you all a pubby?? lil bby barns?

[vaperarmand]

ben affleck casually bringing up an affair between succession's kendall and stewy who have known each other since childhood and were bonded like brothers from the beginning even though they rose into their industry as individuals and always have each others' backs as adults because they understand each other better than anyone. i said oh i'm sure

[hinamie]

the new jjk cafe fits have been living in my head . no thoughts except yuuji in a letterman

[heart-select]

Honey, just put your sweet lips on my lips