#theyre gorgeous i cant

[hyperfixating-rn-brb]

how am I supposed to be normal when these people are allowed to look like this. just.

g o d d a m n .

I am unwell.

[heartorbit]

i want to know everything that makes you happy! 💫🪐🎇

[mblue-art]

"Wait- hold on, why do I get a bigger reaction than Iwa's?!" "We're not moving on to mine until you've answered our questions, Micchan!!" "Oh, so Iwa can put Godzilla but when I put SANS UNDERTALE--"

[martyrbat]

my secret confession is i think a lot of current art in comics is pretty but sometimes way too glossy and lifeless... it kinda feels like a sticker sheet where they just swap out generic stock poses that they have on hand for that character rather than the art being reflective of the actual story and moment the character is currently in

[gunsatthaphan]

mark & namtan on 'pluto'

[suntails]

a living bolt ⚡

[xagave]

One of the things I really miss about old fandom homestuck was how tumblr used to be THE PLACE to post your cosplay pics and people made so many gorgeous cosplays and had beautiful photos taken. People moved to posting cosplay to instagram but man it just wasn't the same u_u

[chaoticas-hell]

No body talk to me I'm having a moment

[puppyeared]

pen broke

[motor-city-selfryed]

i love how my biromantic ass can go INSANE for a man but then once i see them with their wives i instantly forget abt them, like mf this is NOT abt you...

for example, i could see a photo of billie joe and 80 and im instantly like "ADIE? 80?? OMG MOTHER IS MOTHERING 🔥🔥🔥" and absolutely forget that billie is LITERALLY in the picture with her (i think i actually have a comment on pinterest where im like "omg mother is mothering! and that twink beside her is too i guess" LMAOOO

[zarophod]

this photo has changed me forever

[junkissed]

his eyes are sooo sparkly i could actually cry he is literally the prettiest man in the whole entire universe. the universe itself lives in his eyes

[false-anomaly]

Maestros reaction to hearing the start of a beatles song is so valid I would also dissapear back to hell,, they better come back tho Maestro ilysm <3 <3 <3

[aria0fgold]

Flufftober day 1 prompt: Lost pet meet cute

Characters: Cressida, Elyanore, and Diana

Cressida sat on a bench, her hand fiddled with the helm of her blouse as her other gently pets the head of an auburn husky laying beside her. She's not really her dog.

Cressida was taking a leisurely afternoon walk by the park when a dog ran by her legs, fast enough to make her stumble forward, and had she not been nearby a lamppost to hold onto, would've fallen face first in the pavement.

That dog turned out to be named Diana, she still had her leash attached to her collar. Now, Cressida wasn't good with both large animals and phone calls, but she mustered up the courage to do both for the sake of returning the dog to her owner. Thankfully, Diana was smart and kind, and just as thankfully, the phone call went smoother than expected.

So now here they are, sitting on the bench by the park while waiting for Diana's owner to get there. They seemed out of breath when Cressida called, so she wouldn't mind if they took a little longer by resting a bit.

She looked at the street while swaying her legs to and fro, scanning the people passing by just in case one of them is Diana's owner.

One minute passed and then two, finally, Cressida's gaze landed on a woman. She wore a simple yet beautiful dress that matched her perfectly, adorning her already beautiful appearance. She looked absolutely gorgeous with the setting sun shining behind her, like an angel that descended or a goddess that came down to earth. It was such an ethereal sight, Cressida hadn't yet realized herself already holding her breath.

The woman walked closer to them, it was only then when Cressida's brain finally continued to work again.

Wait… is that… Diana's owner?

Cressida can feel her face heat up the closer the woman got.

“Excuse me.” She spoke, tucking a loose strand of her red hair behind her ear, her ponytail seemed to have loosen and yet despite having a slightly messy appearance, the woman still looked as beautiful as ever, “You're the one that called me, yes?”

“Y-yes…” Cressida squeaked out, clutching the helm of her blouse tighter, as if her life depended on it.

The woman smiled at her, it was the most gorgeous smile Cressida had ever seen, “Thank you so much for finding her! I was starting to get so worried.” She sighed before turning to Diana and playfully poked her nose, “You naughty naughty girl! Why did you run off like that? I was just fixing your leash.”

Diana whimpered and started making small howls, as if she were making her own excuses, all while Cressida tries her best to not melt on the spot, she started to think of anything else other than the beautiful lady beside her.

“What would my brother think if he knew about this?” The woman spoke in a seemingly contemplative and sad tone as Diana's howls increased in volume, “He'd be so sad and disappointed!”

Diana's whimper increased in volume then too.

Cressida turned her gaze to the other side, focusing intensely on the lamppost nearby instead, she can feel her heartbeat calm down enough.

Phew… I'm calm again…

Unfortunately, that calm didn't stay long.

“Thank you again.” The woman turned to her, causing Cressida to jump a little.

“Ah! N-n… N-no… No p-problem!” She managed to answer, she can feel the heat rushing to her face as her heart began to beat fast again.

“May I ask for you name? If it's alright with you, of course.” She took Diana's leash now, placing it on her wrist all while holding it too, she seems to be holding it much securely now.

“O-oh… It's… It's Cressida…”

Calm down, my heart!!!

“Cressida…” The woman spoke so softly and slowly it made Cressida's heart skip a beat at the sound of her name spoken like that, “What a fitting name for one as cute as you!”

The gears in her brain that had went into overdrive froze then.

“If you don't mind, may I also save your number?”

“P… p-pardon???” It feels as though her brain stopped working entirely.

“I'd like to thank you properly, so it would be great to have something I can contact you on. It doesn't sit right with me to just say thank you after the trouble you've been to.”

Cressida put her hands in front of her, flailing it slightly as she attempts to explain herself what with her brain currently processing everything so slowly as it had yet to recover from the previous hit she took, being called cute by a woman this pretty proves to be quite deadly, “It's okay! It's really okay! I-it wasn't a bother at all! I was just walking around anyway so it's really okay!”

“Hmm, well, if you're really sure!” She paused, seemingly thinking about something, “It still doesn't feel right for me to not give you something. Will money be—”

“No!” Cressida immediately cut her off, “It's reaaally okay! You don't have to give me anything, really!”

Otherwise I'd be the one next that'd feel too bad!

The woman pouted a bit, her green eyes glistening in the darkening sky as she looked at Cressida with puppy dog eyes.

Even her pouting face is so beautiful… In fact, why is she looking at me with such puppy dog eyes! This is unfair!

The more Cressida spends time with her, the more her adoration for such a pretty face turns into a slight frustration at the very fact that such a person exists who is not only gorgeous in many ways, but just as cute.

“F-fine!” Cressida caved in, “How about… your name? And…” She trailed off as she took a glance at her, the woman's eyes widened momentarily while she waited patiently for what Cressida wanted to say, truth be told, she doesn't know what else to add, but just in case the woman is still unsatisfied with that, perhaps Cressida can take something low in value like…

“Your hair tie…”

That should be fine, right?

The woman smiled then, she giggled softly. Making Cressida want to scream.

Everything is so pretty, and beautiful, and gorgeous with her and now she's just so cute too?! This is unfair! Everything is so unfair!!!

…Maybe I should've said yes when she asked to save my number…

“Right, I forgot to introduce myself. My name is Elyanore, you can just call me Ely though.” She moved to take off the hair tie barely holding her ponytail together, it was a simple purple hair tie, with a singular small pearl as its decoration, Ely combed through her hair with her hands to fix it a bit before handing Cressida the hair tie.

It was a wrong move on Cressida's part, because now, with Ely's hair down, she looked far more mesmerizing. She wanted to cry then.

Why did I ask for her hair tie of all things…

Cressida reluctantly took it, her fingers lightly brushing on Ely's hand, it was surprisingly rough. In fact, having looked at her hand now, there were callouses on it.

“It's from sword training.” Ely answered, she must've noticed Cressida staring.

“Sword training?”

“I like swords! It's just exciting handling different kinds!”

“Can I save your number, after all?” Cressida blurted out before her brain can even catch up to process what she was about to say. It took a solid 3 seconds of silence when she finally realized it.

Cressida gasped loudly, she flailed her arms in front of her while trying desperately to explain herself, “I! I mean! That wasn't! It! I! What I meant to say was!”

Ely let out a small laugh, “As long as I get to save yours too!”

Cressida weakly nodded as she looked away, far too embarrassed to meet Ely's gaze, “O-okay…”

Diana loudly barked then, as if having reached her limit of waiting. Her barks were accompanied with a series of falling and rising howls, like she was saying several complaints for being forced to wait that long.

“Hehe, I got it girl.” Ely bent down a bit to pet her head, Diana moved away though, seemingly pouting, “Hmm… Ookay, I won't tell my brother about what happened today.”

It was only then when Diana happily placed her head on Ely's palm, making a slightly long howl to show her happiness at that.

Cressida couldn't help but laugh at the sight of them.

“Well then, we'll be taking our leave. It was nice meeting you, Cressida!” Ely did a curt bow reminiscent of a knight's, before waving Cressida goodbye.

“I-it was nice meeting you too… And take care!” Cressida waved back in a rather shy manner and when the two were out of view, she bent down to scream into her hands.

[bedforddanes75]

trans matty fic so people dont have to deal with Dicks when

[borealing]

just everything about the love stories of maggie and nina and crowley and aziraphale being different but the same, crowley being in love for forever and wanting to be with aziraphale more than anything bc his heaven related cynicism lets him want things for himself but aziraphale still believing heaven can change things and feeling like he needs to have a purpose (he never stopped being an angel he still needs that purpose!) and believing heaven is the way... im just biting the walls i cant stop thinking about the kiss and aziraphale touching his lips after, like crowley introduced him to the delights of food and liquor and crowley introduced him to this too and it felt awful and it felt amazing and he liked it and he wanted to like it but he just wants crowley to want what he wants and try and work with heaven and without that he cant indulge, he cant want crowley back, its just the wrong time and the right being, like we're meant to expect that crowley will still be there waiting for him ("i hope she'll be there when im ready but there isnt any guarantee" "there is") but crowley spent all his time following aziraphale around, crowley is living like all he wants is aziraphale, and aziraphale isnt on the same page, and aziraphale is going to get whisked away and distracted and the crowley he finds again when he comes back wont be the crowley that he left