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nobedofroses · 2 years ago
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December 3
pairing: Javier Peña x reader
warnings: kinda spicy, Javi is just a bit ass-ish at the end, but in a hot way lmao
words: 1.2k
a/n: longer than I expected!
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Working at a bookshop had its ups and downs. As with any customer service job, how each day was was usually dependent on the customers themselves. Your store was on the outskirts of Chicago proper, so you had regulars who lived in the area and then people from the city as well. For the most part, though, everyone was great and you had a lot of downtime to read if you had all of your stocking and organizing duties completed. 
Since the holidays were coming up, things were busier, but you didn’t mind. You had control of the music so you could play only what you liked, decorations were up, and everyone who came in looking for a gift was always so happy when they found the perfect thing (or failing that, a gift card). 
One day in early December, you were busy stocking the mystery shelves when you realized that you needed to put some things on the top shelf and you hadn’t brought your little step stool. It was only three books though, so you thought maybe you could try to get them up there with some reaching and jumping. 
You started with one because they all went in separate spots, and couldn’t get it just reaching. So you got on your tiptoes, as high as you could go, and used your other hand to balance yourself. Stretching as much as you could, you could just get the bottom edge of the book on the shelf, but couldn’t push it into place, and as soon as you let go it would fall. 
Huffing, you thought for two seconds before you placed your foot on the bottom shelf. 
“I wouldn’t do that if I were you,” came a voice from no more than three feet away and you whipped around to see a tall, broad shouldered man standing with his hip cocked out and a smirk on his face. 
You could barely keep from literally looking him up and down, but you did notice his full lips, mustache, and aquiline nose before you met his eyes. While his comment could have seemed condescending, the twinkle in his eyes was playful and his tone was flirty. 
More than a few customers had tried to flirt with you before. Most of the time, you were polite but refocused them on the books or their transaction. A few times you had had coffee with regulars that never went anywhere, and once or twice you had slept with one. And this man, whoever he was, was handsome, very handsome, and you didn’t mind his flirting at all. 
“Oh yeah? Are you some kind of bookshelf expert?” you asked him, matching his tone. Your eyes flicked down to his hands and then back to his face, “A carpenter, maybe?”
He smiled and laughed, “Not a carpenter, I’ve just done a lot of stupid things and got hurt in my time. If you’d like, I can put those books up there for you.”
You bit your lip, hesitating for a second because you didn’t want to inconvenience him. Then again, he offered, and he was looking at your lips. You smiled, “I shouldn’t say yes because I shouldn’t let customers do my work for me, but… yes, that’d be super helpful.” 
The man took a few steps over to you and held out his hand. You gave him the first book and noticed how small it looked comparatively and had to look away. 
“Okay, that goes in between Clark and Clay right there,” you pointed to a spot nearly right above you. There was just enough room for deniability’s sake, but he got close enough to you that you felt the air his body moved on your back and suppressed a shiver. 
It was the same process for all three books, except both of you moved a little bit closer each time. By the end of it, you were ready to just push him up against the shelf and make out. 
But you controlled yourself and instead turned to face him (still incredibly close) to say, “Thank you very much for your help.” 
He smiled charmingly at you and held out his hand, having to bend his elbow past 90 degrees so that it fit between your bodies, “I’m Javier.” 
You shook his hand, trying very hard to keep your voice from getting shaky as you responded because his hand was so big and warm. 
A few seconds more than a normal handshake went by before either of you let go, but when you did, you asked, “Is there anything I can help you find, Javier?” 
Before answering, he reached out and grabbed a book off the shelf that was at waist level for you, and you weren’t sure if his hand brushed your waist on the way back or if you just really hoped it did. 
“I’ve got the book I wanted right here, but I’d appreciate a guide back to the register,” he told you and you were glad because if you rang him up you could write your number on his receipt. 
On your way back to the front, you realized just how dead the shop was. It had been slow all day because of the weather, but now you realized that the person you checked out before meeting Javier must have been the last person in the whole store other than the two of you. 
When you got near enough to see the window, you understood why. It was snowing thick enough that you couldn’t see the shops on the other side of the narrow street. It was also clear that the wind was strong because most of the snow was falling diagonally. 
“Oh my goodness,” you murmured, stopping before you even reached the front desk just out of surprise. 
Javier came to your side. You heard him breathe an expletive and worried that the weather was going to disturb whatever plans he had for the day. But then he surprised you by saying, “Well as long as the power doesn’t go out, I think I’ll just stay here and get a start on this book.” 
He had gestured to the couch that was in front of an electric fireplace the owners had installed because they loved creating a welcoming and cozy atmosphere more than anything. 
A few seconds went  by while you processed everything that had just happened in the last five seconds. And then you smiled slowly and said, “I might just join you, that stocking was my last task today other than the register.” 
Javier smiled back but it wasn’t slow and it held a lot more meaning than yours had. “Well, sweetheart, the only thing that could make this better is if you had some whiskey stashed away somewhere.” 
You gasped softly, ignoring for the moment the flush of heat on your neck and between your legs when he called you “sweetheart,” and then told him, “I think this is getting to be our lucky day.” 
As you hurried off towards some sort of office, Javi watched your retreating figure. Especially the way your hips moved and how your flowy skirt threatened to expose the lower swell of your ass with every quick step. He grunted softly and sat down in the middle of the couch, ready to keep you close because he was pretty sure his day wasn’t the only one that was getting lucky.
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pepper-makes-art · 2 months ago
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relavity falls stans, graunts, n friends
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oK THEYRE HERE NOW AND NOT JUST FIDDLEFORD!!!
fiddleford can be found here!!!
i wish i could've done more sketches but im a bit busy atm </3 will def do some on the weekends though!!
on the au:
instead of taking place in 2014, it takes place in 2024 now! which doesnt rlly change much outside of appearances and slang lol.
bold is what their au name is
stanford (ford) <--> dipper
pretty self explanatory! i feel like stanford'd be an x-men fan, hence the x patch on his shoulder lol. also yes, dipper is a trans woman here. and she has glasses bc fuck dude i hate drawing regular eyes.. i thought the design looked a bit empty, so i decided to make that cool glove thing ford had dipper's robot hand thingy!
stanley (lee) <--> mabel (mason)
stanley now wears a hat. hoorah. nothing much to say here besides him also smuggling shanklin in (w/o the knife unfortunately). mabel's still impersonating her sibling (who, before the portal scene, doesn't know that she's a girl now) under the name of mason, but has ultimately shed her sibling's fashion tastes for her own. mabel wears a turtleneck UNDER the suit bc she doesnt feel heat apparently!
candy <--> wendy
candy's now a 15 yo asian kid who took up the cashier job under grauntie bc she needed more extracurriculars and the experience. totally cant relate to that haha. wendy's now a 12 yo mischievous lil lumberjack who's best friends w/ stanley (i thought it'd be interesting since theyre all now still associated w each other) and who has ALL the middle school tea (which is A LOT)
grenda <--> soos
as much as i want the ages to line up relatively (haha get it.), i think it'd be funny if mabel just hired a bunch of teenagers to run the shack (not sure what to call it). grenda's the 15 yo handy(wo)man who has the voice of an angel and the golden mentality of "smash with couch"! soos is now a friendly n equally naive 12 yo who's best friends w stanely (yada yada) and who somehow always solves problems
on dipper and mabel (will be using he/him for pre-transition dipp):
hoo boy. i see SO many ppl arguing abt their relationship, and i just gotta say, i can tell who has siblings and who doesn't! (joke. thats a joke. mostly) anyways, theyre good siblings!! up until high school, where after drifting apart somewhat, they have a big argument abt where theyre going in life - dipper wants to go to insert rlly good college name and become a scientist while mabel, well, she doesn't know where she wants to go. unbeknownst to them, while theyre fighting, their parents are also fighting. suddenly, their parents split, and mabel is forced to live with her mom and dipper with his dad, far apart from each other. dipper (wearily) accepts this while mabel silently resents dipper for his submission
dipper attends his dream school but is unhappy in his schooling years. afterwards, with his 12 phds or whatever the hell, he goes to a quaint town named relativity falls... mabel becomes an artist of sorts, taking commissions n such, but finds that this doesn't exactly lead to profit. she then becomes a sort of con(wo)man and psychic in attempts to capitalize the strange. she DEF doesn't get into as much srs trouble as stanley did back in his day, but she still lands herself in hot water from scamming and stealing across state lines...
im tired rn so lmk if yall wanna hear more lol.
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pumpkinsy0 · 5 months ago
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I just saw your Tim Shepard and Ponyboy post and may I please add more? Like, Tim coming over to the Curtis house just as they're getting ready to leave, giving Darry a 'I'm here. I'll look out for the kid too.' look.
Tim Shepard following the Curtis in his car, debating on how he's going to get himself a long sentence should Ponyboy be tried as an adult for manslaughter and sent to prison like Dallas had been.
Tim Shepard knowing that's two steps beyond where Curly is at and if Ponyboy was being sent to the reform then it wouldn't be half as bad, he'd have a buddy, he'd be protected.
Tim standing behind Darry, giving soft kicks to his ankles in a 'I'm still here, nudge' especially when he sees Darry freeze.
The Shepard boys lined up against the walls watching the trial. They're waiting for Tim to give a simple nod to cause ruckus and get jailed so the kid won't be in the holding cell alone.
Tim who gives a sigh of relief he hadn't realized he had been holding in when Ponyboy is free to go. Who ruffles Pony's hair affectionately, joking even "Next Soc you kill come to me, Dally is shit at hiding things. Found his blades all around town."
Darry who rolls his eyes and says "He ain't gonna be in that situation no more." But smiles back at Tim. Tim can read Darry like a book. 'Thank you' the brawny brother says with wet eyes. Tim who gives a nod before heading back to his side of town.
Darry who works a little overtime one weekend, just enough to bail Curly out so he can be with his big brother.
Just brothers looking out for one another's kid brothers and each other.
eating this up,,,,anon ily,,,
IM ADDING ON MORE CAUSE U GAVE ME EVEN MORE IDEAS :3
when pony starts talking about being drowned, tim tries comforting darry and soda in small ways, maybe like w a small pat on the shoulder and just leaving it there
before pony was supposed to go up on the stand and they were all getting ready at the house, tim came over and gave pony small tips on how to stay calm (hes been in that position quite a bit after all)
right before he goes home, he has to tell curly about the outcome of the trial, he told curly about when the trial was and knew curly wouldnt be able to sleep well if he didnt know whag was going on, he always said pony was a good kid after all
even tim and his gang had to bust out their sunday clothes so they could look good, and he told them if it was ever the time to b on their best behavior, it was today, darry doesnt deserve to worry about a ruckus being caused while his life could literally fall apart right here lmao
after the court, maybe tim joked w pony and said “how about we get that breakfast u asked me about a few days ago”(cause remember when tim was just at these niggas couch and just walked out😭) and he was one of the ppl that got pony to smile after that
gonna b honest w u, he prolly thought pony was SO fucked, so when he heard that “not guilty” verdict, he immediately looked over at darry and pat him hard as hell on the back, he was happy as hell
for a few weeks after everything, tim had some of his guys secretly looking out for pony, he knows that some socs were def upset that pony didnt get convicted and would try to hurt him
maybe tim taught pony some of his moves so he can defend himself better too, its only small moves thoigh, he knows darry wouldnt take pony learning how to full on fight like tim so kindly
tim knows darry doesnt rlly see eye to eye w curly and he gets it, but when theyre both just at the bar talking about their family, they both know how important their family is to each other and god knows in their life that family is rlly all u have, so theyd do anything to help out the other
i hate the outsiders tv show, but i love that they established that tim would look out for pony, tim and ponys relationship,,,i could talk about it 4eva,,
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staygoldpbj · 2 days ago
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I'm curious for marlie have you talked about how they got together? Or shared like a first kiss etc?? I'm actually so curious!
AHHH YESS!! well i havent posted about it but we've tapped about it on discord and AHHH its so important to me omg
okay so. they pine after each other for a WHILE. charlie has always known he's gay so he's just like "i wanna kiss this man so bad" but micah's just casually thinking "it feels like the sun has been brought into my life" and just. Not. realizing he likes him. charlie keeps trying to like hint to micah that he likes him and very casually flirt and show he's interested in him but micah is not fucking catching the hints, even as he's realizing he likes charlie romantically (and micah isn't like. scared or ashamed to be gay honestly he's like "that makes sense" but he knows how awful his life would be if people found out and he cant do that to his family). eventually, charlie's thinking like "oh maybe i've been reading this the wrong way" and he starts like pulling away from micah because he's trying not to hurt himself even more. and micah's just like "????? what? what happened did i do smth"
like u also need to know they are just casually So domestic and gay. like micah gets home from work in the evening and charlie is playing with rosie and messing with the twins and helping them with homework and making dinner. charlie spends Much more time at micah's house than his own (bc his grandparents are neglectful assholes who don't give a fuck abt him) and like. the number of times charlie has fallen asleep on micah on the couch or the times micah has tucked charlie in when he crashes at his house. and charlie subconsciously referring to the foster house as 'home' and charlie being the only person micah could ever be open with... ohh my god they make me sick
BUT back on topic. charlie isnt even being super distant, he's just not being as affectionate but its so abnormal micah's like "wtf" and confronts him, not wanting to lose the one person he has, the one thing in like he's so selfishly wanted. charlie is stuttering a bunch and trying to figure out what to say, because he cant tell anymore if micah likes him romantically but he's saying all this stuff about how he doesn't wanna lose charlie, and charlie stutters through telling him he likes him and-- as charlie's trying to explain, micah just realizes "I rlly love him" and charlie's stuttering comes to a pause as he's trying to figure out what to say and micah just... kisses him.
i imagine it's both of their first kisses, maybbeeee charlie kissed someone once in like middle school? but it's the first time there's ever been an actual emotional connection for either of them. sparks just fly. micah has never had someone to be so open with, weak around, and charlie has never had someone who genuinely Wanted him, who cared about him so personally. it's just. they don't even need to say anything. they just kiss each other and hug and lay down on the couch (this would def be nighttime when rosie and the twins (micah's siblings) are asleep) and just cuddle and kiss and giggle into each others faces . its so sweet and fluffy and charlie 100% cries
then. they wake up in the morning in each others arms and continue their morning routine. make breakfast, wake up the kids, charlie walks them to school then walks to the highschool, micah drives off for work, and they see each other again that evening.
sorry im yapping sm they make me SO SICK THEYRE SO !!!!!! EVERYTHINGG OH MY GODDD <33333 honestly most of what we think about them is. so fucking angsty like idk how much I've talked about charlie's jumping by the socs or what happens after charlie goes to college but... ugh. they mean so much to me they make me sickkkk
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whimsylace · 1 year ago
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tim headcanons? 🥺
TIM SHEPARD HEADCANONS ⋆♱✮♱⋆
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jay. jay you evil mf. ilysm😈 okay so i only have 17 rn but i’ll def write like fifty more . hope u enjoy pookie !! (also u weren’t expecting this very aesthetic very awesome very high level format were you. yeahf. ive become COOL.)
— he has unnecessarily loud footsteps.
— he appreciates his gang but never shows it. one day he said “hey fellas,, youve been doin’ a good job durin’ rumbles lately. im proud to have yall as my gang🙏”. and everyone stared at him wide eyed cause they honestly thought he hated them💀💀
— when he was a kid he used to pray every night that curly would get kidnapped n shit because he hated his ass☠️☠️curly was one of those really annoying toddlers
— he loses his jacket ALL THE DAMN TIME. (its mostly cause curly always steals it to look cool and dal just takes it for fun whenever)
— tim and darry understand each other. they both have dead parents/a dead parent and both had to take care of their kid siblings
— tim and darry also frequently talk to eachother🔥 sometimes darry finds tim asleep on the curtis couch™️ or its the opposite, & they end up chatting.
— ^they talk about parents, taking care of their siblings, and dally. (will elaborate further one day.)
— i think like. tims responsible and more mature compared to the others, right? BUT HES STILL 18. PLEAHS. HE ISNT A DAD. HE HASNT ACCEPTED HIS FATE LIKE DARRY (😭im sorry ily dar) HE IS STILL A HOOD WHO HAS FUN N SHIT DAWG!!!!!!!
— ^like ok imagine how curly always thinks tims like boring n old and all but after the rumble everyone in the reformatorys talking ab it and he hears how tim like crushed 5 guys’ skulls so hes just like 😨😨 (he then proceeds to show off the fact that THATS HIS BROTJER🔥🔥🔥)
— ^like guys even in the book pony says hes “constantly reckless” LIKE CMON. ((okay the main reason i wrote thsi was because i read this fic thingy and tim called dal “kid” even though theyre a year apart.wtf!! tim is not that boys old man!!!!))
— he steals angelas hair conditioners n other stuff because they smell good and make his hair soft🗣️
— he knows how to cook a few recipes, since his mom was never really there and he had to feed curly and angela somehow.
— ^curly calls his cooking ass but devours it every time (he would eat anything tbh)
— he lights fireworks n firecrackers n shit with dal
— was a demon as a middle schooler.
— hes really overprotective of his car. will not let anyone get near it or drive it. dal knows this; which is why he makes sure to slash his tires every 2-3 business days😇
— his nose used to be really straight but now its crooked as fuck cause hes broken it three fucking times😭😭
FOLLOW ME FOR MORE BANGERS LIKE THIS🔥🔥🗣️🗣️💯💯🙏🙏
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lanaactuallyabanana · 5 months ago
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Ranboo and moose HCS?
Like how they interact with each other lol
HA YES. moose is so baby!!!!! i added a y/n/reader character into this cause im bad at writing without an oc or y/n character so i hope thats ok!! <3
, moose baby !!
ranboo x fem!reader (platonic) (with moose!!!)
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I LOVE FREAKING MOOSE WITH ALL MY HEART
so when i saw this ask i KNEWWW i had to answer it omllll
starting off strong with y/n first meeting moose
y/n going over to ranboos place to work on something for content
and then when she opens the door a fucking cat just comes over
y/n screams when she sees moose
Ranboo perked up when they heard someone shriek downstairs. Y/n. She texted him earlier saying she was coming over. He jumped out of his chair and rushed downstairs, seeing Y/n leaning down, petting Moose.
"What happened? Why'd you scream? Are you okay?" Ranboo frantically asks, his voice sounding out of breath.
Y/n stands up with Moose in her arms, her smile gleaming from ear to ear as she pets his head. "Since when the fuck were you gonna tell me you got A CAT?!"
Ranboo sighs and laughs in relief and fixes his hair as he looks down at his feet. He looks up to see Y/n glaring at him. "Moose, get him."
"... Oh shit."
y/n would probably come over just for moose as well
relating to the ask tho, moose and ranboo would def be like besties when theyre alone together
ranboo (even with y/n) laying down on a bed or couch and moose coming over and laying on his stomach or long ass legs
moose recognizing y/n and instantly crawling into her arms
if moose was sick (ranboo said something about moose being sick currently! get well soon moose :[!!!) y/n would come with ranboo to the vet
chat joking that moose's parents (platonically) are y/n and ranboo
overall very sweet and cutesies
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stop this is so sweet and i loved writing this why am i crying D:
requests/inbox is open! sending me a rant ask, writing request or whatever your heart desires! love u guys <3
thank you to @hotsoupcomintru for the requestttt :)
NOT PROOFREAD. excuse any mistakes please
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chryzuree · 1 year ago
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nitw chrysijacks au!!! tell me more abt it im so invested i love nitw!! do they get to be animals too...if they were animals what would they be!!!
AAAAH, okay okay, so it’s still a work in progress bc i haven’t decided if i want to have chrysi be in mae’s position but with elements of bea, or if i want jacks to be in mae’s position and have chrysi be mostly bea with just a hint of cole (bc i think chrysi would’ve absolutely left town for a bit), but as of writing this.. i’m erring towards chrysi as mae, since she defs can perceive things that most ppl can’t, plus she’s charismatic and generally a mess.
i was thinking chrysi shows up a couple days before her bday & you know. dismembered arm is found as usual. YES, chrysi’s thrilled abt this!!! VERY important to know!!! honestly, it’s a relief for her to find that arm, bc the vibes in that diner were in SHAMBLES. she was rlly trying to avoid eye contact w jacks and jacks was staring her down w his laser eyes. put those things AWAY, it’s literally four in the afternoon…
the party scene happens on chrysi’s bday itself, and guess who FUCKING FORGOT IT WAS HER BDAY. when the rest of their friends arrive at the party later (bc unfortunately, chrysi had to drive jacks out. she’s going to scream. that’s the worst, most awkward car ride over ever) & wish her happy bday, jacks is like “😦 oh………. happy birthday……….” <- has been in the same space as her for the past two hours. like. damn.
JACKS is the one that gets drunk (saw an ex, to which chrysi says, “you can’t run away from the town’s population”, since jacks is a serial dater), so chrysi takes him home and it’s the worstttt. she should’ve stayed at college. ((actually, jacks asks why she came home.. he’s rlly glad but he’s worried for her. unfortunately for him, he does NOT phrase it like that and chrysi gets even angrier w him))
they start repairing their relationship right around the same time chrysi starts seeing cult members / having fucked up dreams. so mostly, jacks comments on how exhausted and ill she looks. you really know how to compliment a girl, don’t you??
on one of their outings, chrysi finds out that jacks hasn’t rlly dated anyone in a while (omg.. theyre both single at the same time again.. which hasn’t occurred since jacks ruined their makeout session in senior year of high school!!!! wrow!!!!!) but anyway. still have to unpack allllllll the drama of high school before it goes anywhere.
their halloween celebration is fun.. i think that jacks would jst tag along w chrysi…. she’d win at the water balloon toss & they’d both laugh at their fortunes being read & jacks suspiciously goes missing when chrysi’s asked to cover for the witch play the town’s putting on. i jst think they need to reminisce abt halloween celebrations past… they neeeeeeed to kiss abt this, but they will NOT!!! never ever!!!!
jacks is the first to agree to research ghosts w chrysi <333 ughhh, he wants her so bad. does he believe in ghosts?? well.
THE SCENE IN THE WOODS, WHEN SHE GETS SHOT AT??? JACKS HAS TO BE PHYSICALLY DRAGGED AWAY SO HE DOESN’T ALSO GET SHOT AT. he’s sick with worry the whole time chrysi’s in the hospital. who cares abt the cult member keeping an eye on the appt??? he only cares abt how chrysi’s holding up…
he is dragging chrysi into the appt & picking her up bridal style when she shows up!!! he is putting her on the couch and tucking her in and curling up beside her!!!! they actually have a heart to heart there + chrysi begins to forgive him… before she “falls asleep” against him and jacks falls asleep too.. then chrysi gets up and goes to the woods w/o telling anyone.
jokes on her, bc jacks wakes up within ten minutes of her leaving bc he misses the feeling of her curled up against him. can NOT stop his obsessive crush and hyper-awareness of her. it’s been on overdrive since, like, ninth grade.
he’s the one to yell at her when they show up in the woods. OMG, JACKS ALSO HAS A CROSSBOW!!!! he fucking sucks at shooting at the guy tbh, he’s jst glad he managed to hit him.. then he hands off the crossbow to hold chrysi the whole way into the mines.
i haven’t rlly decided what i wanted to do here, bc i kinda want to deviate & play w story stuff regarding castor’s death.. kinda want it to be the valors that are part of the cult + they’re trying to bring castor back… but i also kinda want to up the level of danger throughout this whole time, so maybe castor’s already been revived as a vampire, but he’s like… super fucked up and ghoulish and nothing like the castor they knew… what if the mines were castor’s living quarters & they were jst trying to protect him?? plus this could mean that jacks can finally choose chrysi over castor !!!!!!! ,,,,mmm, yeah, i’m going to do that.
anyway. chrysi does NOT feel bad abt caving in the mines behind them!!!!!!! bye bye, valors!!! die then!!!!! jacks is a little more like, well, that was maybe not the best course of action? WHO CARES MAN!!!!!!
chrysi defs passed out bc visions or w/e but it’s FINE!!!!
the story would end w chrysi wishing jacks happy bday (fucked up two and a half weeks there, huh?) + jacks giving chrysi her bday present, bc he felt like an asshole that he a) forgot it was chrysi’s bday, and b) got blackout drunk on it… then they kiss abt it <333 and now they’re a couple!!!!
i wasn’t rlly thinking they’d be OFFICIALLY animals, but i think they’d both have a cat / fox motif…. lots of shirts + trinkets to call to mind those animals for them!!!!!!!!!!!! they should kiss…
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fyodior · 2 years ago
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Man the new trailer reminded me of how much I love ranpo so here's a few hcs I have of my boy <3
We're always talking about sitting on fedya's lap while he's working but what about sitting on ranpo's lap??? He's always at his desk eating snacks and playing games so I'm 100% sure that he'd love to have his s/o on his lap while he's busy doing nothing, especially if you give him praises or kisses or candy (or all of them)
And if you have paperwork to do he'll tell you to come to his desk anyway so he can help you (cuz he's the greatest detective ever!!!) but again it ends up with you sitting on his lap while he holds you and buries his face in your hair/neck and offering absolutely zero help cuz he's lazy and just wanted an excuse to hug you
He tends to get annoyed by the smallest things but just give him a kiss and a bunch of candies and he'll cheer up immediately <3 unless he's actually upset, in that case pls try to be serious and offer your help he'll appreciate it if you're being honest
Speaking of candies, you're the only person in the entire world except him who knows the code to the safe where he keeps his precious snacks, so if you ever want to surprise him just sneak a few of his favourite candy bars into his stash and he'll love you forever for that <3
You know chapstick that's flavoured like cherry, cola or other sweet stuff? Hide yours from him or he will try to eat it. And unless you want to get in trouble, do not wear that chapstick at work or literally anywhere in public because ranpo does not give a damn about other people and he will make out with you wherever you are
So you better wear that chapstick only when you two are home or when there's nobody else at the agency, or maybe you could save it for some more ✨special occasions✨ but in any case if you do have the chapstick on then it's as good as gone cuz ranpo will kiss you and re-apply it to your lips over and over until the stick is completely empty
He has most definitely put a candy in his mouth and ~seductively~ pushed it inside your mouth while you two were making out, he's done this many times trust me I was there (I wish)
For some reason I feel like ranpo would love your boobs idk why probably because he finds them soft and warm and he can nap on them while you play with his hair so what is there not to love about that??:( anyways if he can bury his face in your chest he will do it. You're relaxing on the ada couch? Puts his face in yo tiddies. You're sitting anywhere at home? Puts his face in yo tiddies. Having some sexy time together? Puts his face in yo tiddies
Since he loves eating candies and loves your tits you can bet all your money he loves having them in his mouth too, it either calms him down or riles him up, there's no in-between (bonus points if you're lactating😳)
(Also did you know that ranpo has the same voice actor as levi from aot?? That's hot)
Anyways hope you enjoyed some of my ranpo brainrot <3
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RANPO'S FIRST ENGLISH VA IS THE SAME AS TAMAKI FROM OURAN HIGH SCHOOL HOST CLUB
this is so amazing i so rarely receive any ranpo content i love this </3 and him trying to eat ur fucking chapstick is killing me flkdjfkdjfd
i absolutely 100% agree ranpo is a boobs guy he just likes that theyre comfy and soft and warm and its def a calming thing for him just to suck on them fdkalfjkla THE LACTATING THING THO DO NOT GET ME STARTED PLS
he'd be the worlds cutest yet most annoying bf of all time
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mymegumi · 1 year ago
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omg bb hai!!! your event!!! T^T i love i stan i support. and i am here to participate pls :3 i wasn't sure how long to make it so i opted for short n sweet but tell me if i should add more. ilybb!
name: io
prefs: jk / male
fave: i love the winter aesthetic. white, greys, and pretty icy blues for me. n snow.
abt: i have a very playful personality. i like word play n dad jokes. i like music, poetry, and crafts more than anything. i collect collections (like just a collection of random collections of things Imao). i love learning (nerd behavior fr). i also love animals so bad. all of them. every single one is my best friend.
ignoring that i lost this ask bc this one is def next :3 sorry abt the mix up hehe but welcome io! thank u for coming to my event and i promise! i won’t mix it up this time haha. this winter, i’m matching you with:
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ITADORI YUUJI !
i think the playfulness would rlly b that boost of sunshine this guy needs and i can fs see him thinking how grateful he is to have u in his life ‘cause you’re always making him laugh!! you come up w the cleverest dad joke and he’s on the ground laughing. you make a pun that takes at least ten minutes to kick in for him and he’s in literal stitches. i can see y’all trying to out joke each other while megumi n nobara watch n theyre like ‘these two are meant to be together’ while shaking their heads disapprovingly. also!! w ur collections, anytime he sees ANYTHING that might even b remotely related, n he’s fucking getting it for you!!! postcards from missions? he’s bought them already. rocks that kinda also look like dicks? yeah he’ll pick one up. i just think he’s such a lil sunshine boy n he’d be such a good fit for you!!!! plus between the two of u, i already kno there’d be rescue pets galore. literally any stray cat, dog, or even like, a random bird that’s wing got broken—they’re your new pet lololol. the two of u fs have such big hearts!!! and you both love each other so much w them!!!
RUNNER UPS: ⠀ ෆ gojo satoru ⠀ ⠀ ⤿ could see the two of you being the goofy couple ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ omg ⠀ ෆ nanami kento ⠀ ⠀ ⤿ the serious one to your playful that also can ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ occasionally catch u off guard w a funny ass joke
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“yuuji! if you put snow down my shirt one more time, you’re sleeping on the couch tonight!” you cry, hands scrabbling at your back desperately as you can feel it melting and cold invades your very being. your boyfriend is playfully snickering as he packs another snowball together, hopefully to be used outside of your clothing.
“well, i’ll just get you undressed in front of the fire to dry you off!” the street is empty so itadori’s voice doesn’t bounce against the business and fades into the void. his smile is bright and his cheeks are a flush rosy red, his nose a little bit too. he sniffles hard, trying to rub at his nose as he throws the snowball at a tree branch, making more snow fall down onto your head.
the cold has just become a part of you now as you groan softly, hands coming up as you run at your boyfriend, tackling him into the snow. “you’re the worst!”
he presses his lips against yours a soft kiss that’s mixed with melting snow and the smell of the fir tree you’re near. his eyes are sparkling with the lights of the nearest house as he laughs. “but you love me.”
you can’t deny him the truth, can you?
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skiasurveys · 2 years ago
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Where did you get the pants you are wearing from? not wearing pants Do you find smoking unattractive? no, but like sometimes seeing a man with a cigar or a cig just looks hot but the actual act..isnt lol Have your parents ever searched your personal belongings? Nope, i dont think so Could you go for the rest of your life without drinking alcohol? probably but I would def miss it Is there someone you’ll never forget?
yes
Do you miss someone right now?
Yes. Last time you were on the phone? like a few days ago (if u mean like phone call) Do you get distracted easily? yes i have adhd
Have your parents ever caught you drinking? im an adult so Do you think flirting is cheating? yeah
Do you hate the last girl, other than family, you had a conversation with? no
Who was the last person you sat next to in a car with? Mom Is your room messy or clean? pretty clean except for one pair of shorts on the floor that im too lazy to move rn to put away.
Do you drink tea? not really. 
Wish you could be somewhere else right now? yes, but im okay right What are you listening to right now? im watching a movie! Where did you get your last bruise from? i dont know, i always get them randomly. Are you looking forward to anything? the next episode of the last of us. When is the last time you wanted to punch someone in their face? im not sure
Whose house where you last at? Kyras
When someone says ‘we need to talk’, what do you think: i fucked up
Tell me what’s on your mind? school. im tired. Will you be in bed before 11 tonight? physically, yes  Do you have a good relationship with your parents? yeah, pretty good How much money did you spend today? None Can you see a cat from where you’re sitting? yes :3 hes right in my lap, under my macbook lol Who was your last text from? my sister What was the last bad thing that happened to your phone? nothing tbh What’s been upsetting you lately? schoooool. im tireddddd Is there anyone getting on your nerves at the moment? nah
Is there a member of the opposite sex on your mind? ummm..yes lmao
Last place you fell asleep other than a bed? couch
Does it take a lot to make you cry? nope, i cry easy
Do you have a dog? no i am allergic Do you like to wear pants? kinda, but i prefer shorts How many people do you trust fully? no one When you’re bored in class, what do you usually do? use my phone lol What’s your favorite color out of these five? Green, Yellow, Blue, Pink: yellow! What was the first thing you said when you woke up today? no idea Do you get 8 hours of sleep everyday? hardly. im lucky if i get 5 Ever like someone older than you? always What’s your favorite amusement park? disneyland
Are you cold at this very moment? nah. kinda warm. Do you prefer people who talk a lot or are quiet? it really depends, i rather people do the talking but it depends where i am Is there someone in your life you wish you never met? connor, alan, almost any man How many hours of sleep do you need to function? like 5
What do you think Avril Lavigne is doing at the moment? i dont know...lol What’s one fear are you most paranoid about? never being happy. always struggling. Have you ran into an old friend recently? nope Have you ever had a song stuck in your head for more than a day? always Could you go a whole year without cursing? nope.  Would you rather give up the computer or the TV? tv, i hardly watch tv, and besides now everything u can do on the computer so Have you ever liked someone who had a girl/boyfriend? yeah As of this minute, what is going through your mind? school is rly the only thing, and this movie Does anyone know your password besides you? no Would you ever take someone back if they cheated on you? i dont think so Have you ever ridden a horse? Yes. Are you a patient person? i can be, but sometimes im not... Could you go a day without eating? yeah, and i have (not tryna sound cool) but yk Honestly, are things going the way you planned? no..but theyre going better than i expect Are you a forgiving person? No, I wish I was but i just hold onto it. When you shut off your alarm clock, do you tend to fall back asleep? lol yes What is something you disliked about today? I felt sick for the 68588559th time. but that was it.
When’s the last time you had a headache? last week, they were bad. Is there anything that you are craving right now? no What was the first thing you thought of this morning? about how I had class this morning but it ended up getting canceled. What part of your body hurts right now? none, besides my skin feels a little itchy Is there anyone you would like to just appear at your front door right now? oh pedro pascal pls What is something that you realized today? i realized i did my assignment wrong, but I figured it out real fast Is there someone on your mind that shouldn’t be? not rly. Do you remember who your first crush was? I really dont. ive always liked someone but i remember one of them being this kid named Austin Ever walked into the guy’s bathroom? yup Have you ever cried from being so mad? always What’s a word that starts with the third letter of your first name? eagles Do you have a bad temper? i have bpd lol How many wives or husbands do you want? just one...please lmao What’s the closest pink object to you? my waterbottle  Do you consider yourself lucky? ..yeah i do actually. Whats on your bedroom floor right now? my bra, sleep shorts and my bag Do you trust anyone? no What’s your favorite color gummy bear? red i think What’s the last movie you saw in the theater? Puss in Boots If you could push one person off of a mountain, who would it be? connor Wish you could be somewhere else right now? kinda What color is your iPod? i dont use it anymore, but it was white What should you be doing right now? nothing Do you like roller coasters? yeah! One famous guy you would marry in an instance? pedro pascal
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batz · 4 years ago
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bubby sobbing into his hands after getting home one day, saying smth like "i was missing out on ALL of this my whole life?" n how hes just terrified of the world bc its Huge... coomer just takes his hand n tells him theyll adjust one step at a time. theres a whole world out there but he doesnt need to see it all at once. he hugs him close while bubby cries n mumbles abt how much he appreciates coomer being there for him...
GODDD yall r killing me here... this is good content tho AGHK
#bubbys still adjusting and coomer is like. just INCREDIBLY patient. modtly bubby is patient w coomers trauma too like theyr jus a Unit™#helpin eachothr out!!!!#so when bubby kinda has moments where hes needlessly paranoid n checking around the apartment for hidden cameras#bc black mesa had cameras Everywhere bc its a facility so like. bubby def has. moments#where hes like 'ok what the hell i feel like im being Watched where are the cameras. what the fuck'#and coomer just calmly reassures him that they are living in a Normal Apartment with No Cameras. he is not being surveilled™ hes Okay#n when coomer has moments where he just fuckn. dissociates. like he'll be baking or smthn and while stirring cake mix he'll. space out#the look on his face is just Horror as he stares at nothing in particular. white knuckle grip on th whisk. having epic ptsd momence.#n bubby will just kinda. take th cake mix from him (n literally pry the whisk from his grip) and lead him to the couch n just kinda#sit with coomr with his arm around hs shoulder n kinda wait it out.#they HELP eachOTHER ok!!!!#frank.txt#theyr both a bit like...rlly fucked up. BUUUT its ok bc they got eachother. theyre together now n theyre a unit!!!!#like both coomer n bubby r surprisingly a rlly functional n jus sweet n good couple albeit unconventional and show affection thru wrestling#n General Fun Violence Momence (coomer is overcome w Love Emotion and suplexes bubby into a couch n bubby is jus scream-laughing)#THEY LOVE EACHOTHR N HELP EACHOTHR HEAL FRM BLACK MESA GARBAGE...........OK............OK#long post#boomer
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supermightyglue · 2 years ago
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(a few of the) jackass ocs that i have n need to write for :
-> member of the main cast
shes insane n crazy n cleaner than the others but smells kinda bad bc of the guys. prefers dangerous stunts to gross out shit nd is open about it. refuses to work with shit nd body fluids. somehow never pukes. def skates nd was recruited for it. shes hot.. so hot. i picture devon aoki. crop tops, wife beaters, graphic tees, shorts, low-rise jeans, vans—and bikini tops. gets harassed bc everyone thinks shes dating SOMEONE on the cast nd shes not but also has a thing for one of them. parties a LOT nd smokes a shit ton of weed .. sometimes shrooms n molly but none of the really hard shit. cant swim. has a quick temper n is impulsive n way too fuckin risky. only drinks fruity cocktails or sweet shit. fought w both mtv and paramount to do most of the stunts she did. bruises for days. prob dropped out of school. vegetarian. also likes girls. super messy. gets in fights. doesnt have too many tattoos but most of the ones she has she did herself. thinks pontius is the funniest. will call out sexist n rude interviewers. smokes more than any of the guys. steals a lot of shit nd collects lighters. takes a lot of photos of the crew but mostly when theyre not filming. her nickname is pissbaby. doesnt drive. a light sleeper. half the guys shit on her like they do to each other nd the other half also do but finds her adorable n gets worried when she does certain stunts. 1000% loves all animals nd isnt scared of any. sunkissed. travels with the wildboyz frequently. secretly is terrified if someone gets hurt. touchy nd sometimes has no concept of personal space but only at random times. always has at least one person crashing oh her couch. cant cook. likes hookups but is picky about them. bffs with stephanie. cusses like a fuckin sailor. gets bored easily. is a flirt. both the nicest nd the meanest but mostly the meanest. is an amazing singer and will do karaoke at any time. is an asshole n very flawed. lowkey a sex symbol .. nd loves it. doesnt like to carry a purse. hates her boys but also loves them. the most macho cast member
-> producer/dickhouse co-founder/big brother crew
not a stunt person but will participate in pranks. skates but is really casual about it. totally a writer. journals but in a messy , not artistic but kinda artistic way. really funny. like, really fuckin funny. smells good. seems put together and is but also isnt at all. takes a lot of photos when theyre filming. has no patience. drinks a lot of coffee and also alcohol. has never had a relationship thats lasted longer than a month. gets cold easily. goes by her last name almost exclusively. tragically hetero. very serious when it comes to filming which causes everyone to fuck with her—shes funny when shes mad, apparently. thinks its hilarious when someone gets hurt. not a pussy but is also scared of the most random shit. will do anything for the perfect shot. steals the guys’ shirts and hoodies. has the cutest laugh nd smile. dimples. half the cast has had a crush on her at some point and the other half jokes that shes their ideal woman. workaholic. picky eater. smarter than everyone in the room. some of the funniest stunts were her idea. doesnt make fat jokes nd the guys are on a mission to change that. doesnt smoke and never has but chews nicotine gum. cringes when people flirt with her. fun at parties. is a horrible artist. wrote some of the most fucked up big brother articles. lowkey into one of the guys but represses it for work. horrible eyesight and wears contacts but never her glasses because everyone tells her how cute they are. forgets to brush her hair. falls asleep in her contacts. can read jeffs mind and vice versa. manipulative and persuasive as fuck nd can convince someone to do anything. agrees to do pranks even without knowing what it is. a big fan of costumes. will laugh until she and pisses herself when someone mentions mianus. beer enthusiast. always volunteers to drive. seems quiet and uptight but isnt—she couldnt do her job if she was. is actually quite sensitive and caring but in her own, weird way. as evil, if not more so, than tremaine. proud of her work and her boys
-> cky member
grew up with the cky guys. skated since she came out the womb but isnt the best at it. big lesbian. plays bass. choppy hair from the guys fucking with it. hoodies n cargo pants or baggy jeans. shitty actress but tries her best. has never bought cigs and steals them from dunn. stupid tattoos. shy around girls. always chewing minty gum. scared of the guys’ driving. practically lives at castle bam. hates being on camera but does it anyway. junk food enthusiast. overshares. ape and phils favorite kid. is lowkey desensitized to bam being a prick. doesnt dislike kids/babies but is awkward + doesnt know what to do with them. doesnt wear or use element shit just to piss bam off. hates nudity. no sense of style but it works for her. kinda lazy. not a fan of sweets. doesnt like vito. extremely clumsy. hates traveling. chews her lips to shreds. nice skin but has no routine. reeks of boy sweat. doesnt like being in photos. wakes up and takes a shot. talks with her hands. loves the guys’ girlfriends more than she loves them. does better on radio than on tv. picks at her nails and has restless leg. dated raab when she was closeted .. and it was hilarious. will sleep through anything. unintentionally funny. gets teased the most. the guys love her but aren’t protective at ALL and live for making her life hell. awkward. is genuinely insane but only if she knows someone well. is often broke but doesnt give a shit. gets nagged by ape to take care of herself. can talk to phil for hours without getting bored. a fan favorite on jackass when she appears—usually she stays behind the scenes. very gay but has a massive crush on tony hawk and is a huge fan… theyre actual friends and she still gets starstruck. burns cds constantly but can hardly use a computer. has broken a ton of bones. has poor bladder control and has pisses herself an embarrassing amount of times. knoxville adores her for some reason. fast runner. pukes easily and has acid reflux. way too chill for living such. chaotic life but we love her
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blutomindpretzel · 2 years ago
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I need more shifter!honey/guy hc:))))
COMING RIGHT UP!! MORE SHIFTER!HONEY HCS
Honey had always been sort of disconnected from the pack like Darlin was HONEY AND DARLIN WERE FRIENDS- (more hcs below)
Quinn saw Honey as a challenge over overcome, especially after Darlin was out of the picture. He was trying to go through each of the packs strongest members before taking on their Alpha.
I said this once and I’ll say it again HONEY IS FANDOM!DARLIN LITERALLY- I’m trying not to piss off Darlin stans here…………………………. …….but it’s true.
Quinn keeps his distance between Honey and Darlin to scare them, now they have something to lose. HONEY PROTECTING GUY FROM QUINN:
That’s absolutely how Guy found out Honey was a shifter: Quinn had pinned Guy to an alley wall, fangs scraping against his neck until this large ass wolf tackled him.
Honey is pretty much the exact same size as Asher when shifted, their fur is a mix of dark brown and light blonde LIKE ITS SO PRETTY FOR NO REASON. Their eyes are a pale yellow- LIKE HONEY
They work at the same office as Aaron and Ollie, Honey wears tight white or black button downs and loose dress pants to work and it is HOT. Like they work around all these unempowered humans, a mf shifter just loving being around these idiots. Aaron and Honey are the same fucking person everyone shut up.
Honey is super reserved even towards Guy because they’re afraid of getting too close to someone, especially considering their attachment to Quinn.
If Quinn ever hurt Guy Honey would break up with him. Honey is absolutely the type to disconnect from someone entirely to protect them.
Honey and Darlin used to go to TONS of concerts together with Gabe, specifically hard rock- Gabe’s favorite. Darlin and Honey in a mosh pit….
Honey and Christian HATE each other they absolutely do NOT get along.
-Honey and Darlin had a fight after both getting attacked by Quinn and Darlin threatened to use Guy as bait and Honey almost killed them- like I’m fr David and Ash had to break them apart.
-Honey was having an AWFUL day when they met Guy- like in their oddly fancy dress clothes at a pizza place when Guy was manning the front counter. He was super flustered looking at them when they put in their order (ordered for their branch).
…..He put his number on the pizza box…. Honey was checking if their order was right while sitting in the car and noticed.
Marie taught Honey healing magic after a fight with Darlin.
Honey still hasn’t reached out to the pack even after meeting Guy and getting in a comfortable position in their relationship, but Marie texts them to check in every now and then. Pack mama misses them fr
Honey wears a letterman all the time and collects patches that include: Shaw Security, a lil pizza patch on the arm, tiny wolves scattered throughout the jacket, their favorite bands and TV shows.
Honey LOVES reading, Guy will lie down on their lap while they read, or at least lean on their shoulder and try not to act like he isn’t bored out of his mind.
Guy hates silence so much, he always needs to fill the noise- it kind of comforts Honey sometimes though- they need to know that he’s there and alright.
Honey gets frequent nightmares from encounters with Quinn and has never told Guy- or at least he hasn’t noticed yet.
Honey misses Guy SO MUCH every time he’s at work, especially when he does frequent overtime. They act like they were doing something else- which they were/ but it was mainly to distract themselves from missing Guy. When he’s home and gets on the couch next to them, they’re all over him.
UGHHHH THEY JUST CLING TO HIM AND ACT LIKE JT WAS JUST BECAUSE THEY WERE TIRED OR IT LOOKED LIKE HE NEEDED A HUG.
Honey is def touch starved, and afraid to ask for affection. Their pride gets in the way.
THEYRE EARLY AUDIOS DAVID SHAW
Honey and Asher are siblings….their dad was super hard on the both of them.
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lovemikage · 2 years ago
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any of the party/teens as wedding guests >>>>like lets say its jopper for convenience’s sake right? the hotel everyone’s in (def some shitty 1 and a half star, “A HOBO IN OUR BATHTUB” type beat) is on full lockdown for the days leading up to the wedding bc if there is trouble to be found team hawkins is gonna find it. the morning of while everyone’s getting ready the girls are so chill. there’s a throwback playlist going while everyone’s doing hair and makeup, they loaded up the free hotel breakfast so they’re just having a nice calm morning before crazy wedding stuff needs to happen.
the BOYS however???? terrible. fucking terrible. mike didnt bring a fucking belt so his suit pants are falling down and steve bitches the entire car ride to like target or some shit to find him one bc “i TOLD YOU TO DOUBLE CHECK”. will is having a panic attack in the bathroom writing and rewriting his speech for the reception and oh whats that sound?? BOOM he just passed the fuck out there on the bathroom floor but no one hears bc eddie and argyle’s dumb asses decided to combine their one brain cell and bring edibles to the reception but theyre gonna be ~sneaky~ and keep them in their pockets. dustin sees one unsupervised and is “oh sick a rice krispies treat, hey eddie this tastes weird???” eddie and argyle scream so loud the front desk gets complaints. jonathan this entire time has been having a heart to heart w hopper outside the hotel, its really sweet, they hug and maybe cry shh, but then they come back in and mike and steve are missing, eddie and argyle are frantically looking through the phone book for the number to poison control while dustin stares up from the couch at the ceiling on fucking JUPITER bc eddie and argyle martha stewarted that shit and made it potent, will is limping out of the bathroom fully green. hopper has never been so close to a heart attack in his life.
why are you so good at making up situations that make me lose my mind this is so fucking funny. lucas sneaked out to see max and he comes back to literal hell im fucking SOBUFNDJCKSKVK
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hourcat · 2 years ago
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Meline absolutely gets a little AT jacket, and everytime a new collection is released they make an ermine sized version for her. She is an icon on Instagram, even if pierre hates the fact that somehow his team has turned his fucking soul into a walking advertisement. It feels a little on the nose but she seems to enjoy it nonetheless.
After styria, meline doesn't let Charles touch her for weeks. Pierre says he's forgiven him, and by all other accounts things have gone back to normal, except meline. It makes Charles wonder if he's really been forgiven at all.
I've been trying to think about the rest of the grids daemons and it's surprisingly hard! I think whatever animal represents Lewis, she is an absolute queen that's for sure. And just like Pierre is a big fan of Lewis, his daemon is a big fan of Lewis' and just watches her with starry eyes. The first time she allows meline to ride on her back the ermine doesn't shut up about it for weeks.
I'd also like to think that maybe the way Charles and pierre interact with each others daemons starts to influence the other drivers a bit. Nothing drastic, they aren't going around picking up daemons at random or anything like that. But maybe the daemons of drivers who are friends will play with each other more. Or occasionally the broadcast will show the daemons of teammates curled up together at the pitwall during races.
😍😍😍😍 oh my goodness. yes yes yes yes to everything. (esp meline in her little AT clothes ksbdkdndkd i WILL cry)
do you think pierre would interact w/rosalie during the post-styria recovery period? like. if they're sitting together on the couch one evening just watching some mindless thing on tv a few weeks later--apologies and forgivenesses exchanged already--and rosalie climbs across charles to settle in pierre's lap. do we think he would pet her? say something soft to her in french? or would it kind of just....pierre strokes her once but doesn't lavish her w/the attention he usually does when it's just them? (i personally feel like rosalie def would be the bridge to mend that last little hurt piece between them but YOU are the expert bestie)
also i love love looove the idea of the four of them--pierre n sharl, meline & rosalie--melting some of the frigidness & stigmas that'd probably reflect across ALL sports/athletes. like, the way it would speak on authenticity: sure pierre and charles are soulmates and theyre gonna have that special connection™ like nobody else, but there is nothing wrong with being a little more honest to others. something something better world
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chuuya-centric · 4 years ago
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down CATACLYSMICALLY 🤕
character: chuuya nakahara
genre: fluff, smut
warnings: gn afab reader, no pronouns used, alcohol mentions / use ? unorganized as FUCK — read at your own risk 🚶 these r also much longer than i originally intended 🤒🤕 they get kinda bad at the end bc im lazy asf and just wanted to be done with these im sorry yall LMAOO
↬he he i he he i i hhnhshgghfgg
↬lord please god passionate+romantic sex with this man is all i ask you for please ill never ask for anything ever again 🙏🙏🙏
↬now i would like to start this with a disclaimer by saying chuuya is usually vv rough and passionate and would manhandle your ass 😁🤞 however these hcs will be like 🧍 slow ................. and passionate ??? not gentle per se but just romantic amd uhm very much "love making" if u will 💯
↬sensual ?? i think ????
↬hhndhsgh ik we're all horny and just wanna be used like a ragdoll but please hear me out yall
↬emotional and passionate sex !!!!!!!!! this usually happens whenever chuuya gets drunk (bc i think he is a v emotional drunk, and if he's w his s/o i think he gets vv sentimental / touchy-feely
↬ofc if you say no or reject his advances he wont do anything other than cling to ur side but if u dont do anything to stop him you will 100% be in his bed by the end of the night 🔥🔥
↬starts out as him havin a lil too much to drink nothin new yk and then he gets more touchy / physically clingy than usual 🧎
↬a lil off topic but he would absolutely fight anyone who tried to flirt w you / anyone who looked at u the wrong way LMAOOO not saying u have to babysit him but 🧑‍🦯🧑‍🦯 taking him back home would be the smart thing to do as to avoid bar fights
↬but back on track i think chuuya would refuse to leave your side 💀 he would be all over u so unless ur into like hardcore pda u fr better take him home 💀💀
↬he's a horny menace 😕👎
↬okay so blah blah blah yall r back home now what ? now he rlly starts getting emotional 🚶 he's just so grateful to have u in his life and he loves you so much and what if he's not good enough for you ???? how could u love someone like him ?????? what if— please just shut him up with a tender kiss 🤒☹️ tell him u love him very much
↬he............hhbbgdgshhhh i was talking to @chuuyasbf ab this but dhshsbhhhhhh we came to the conclusion that he'd like smother u in kisses oh my fucking god 💔🙏 like he'd just cover your mf face in kisses and i— bursts into tears
↬now by this point this is where he'll start communicating his feelings thru actions rather than words so please expect a very heated makeout session (that leads up to the best sex of ur life 😏)
↬"he just goes “oops, missed a spot *kiss* oops, theres another one *kiss*" - @chuuyasbf and i honestly could not agree more please 🧎🧎 hhnbbhghghh
↬but back to the makeout session it started after u shut him up w that kiss yk and u were both just sitting on the couch, originally basking in the others presence, before the words just started flowing so ofc u gave him a lil kiss n told him he was enough and that u loved him so so much and he pulled you back for another n another til u were sitting on his lap w his tongue in ur mouth
↬and things progressed n progressed n next thing yk he's got you intoxicated (his kisses r life changing ok 🤨🕶️🤏 even if he were sober it'd just be hjndhdghgggh) but like yall know when ur grinding against them n they buck their hips up a lil ? yeah <33
↬HE'S SO HANDSY OMFG ESP IF YOURE SITTING IN HIS LAP 🙏🙏🙏 after he's pulled you as close to him as humanly possible (im talkin chest-to-chest, hip-to-hip — he is a very intimate person and greatly enjoys physical touch argue w the wall ab it) his hands go from finding purchase on ur hips and guiding your movements to pulling at ur hair to feeling u up to running his fingers up n down ur back to helping you take your shirt off. he cannot for the life of him keep his hands to himself
↬in reality he'd shift you onto his thigh before making ur neck his next target for his kisses (and hickies)
↬when you start whining for more and saying his kisses aren't enough, thats when he'll sober up enough to be snapped back to reality n to carry you to his room 🧎 or so you thought 😚
↬confused, u didn't get the hint until he bounced his leg, once, twice, oh— and even after you'd understood what he wanted you to do, he'd grab ur hips and completey take control of the pace n grind u against his thigh almost agonizingly slow, all while leaving some awfuy dark hickies on ur lower neck n a handful on ur collarbones
↬ofc theres some muttered praise and "i love yous" as well. he'll tell you how good you look, getting off on his thigh like this
↬he'll take u back to his room only after you've cum against his thigh 🧎🧎 consider it a warm up LMFAOO
↬when he finally does get up from the couch, he'll probably use his ability to help stablize yall a little 💀 (he had a lil too much to drink pls dont clown him)
↬whereas he'd normally toss u onto the bed, this time he took his time to set u down gently before settling down in between ur thighs and— hey wait a damn minute when did this mf find the time to get your pants off huh—
↬aye speaking of which i think chuuya is rlly big on eye contact regardless bc its honestly just vv intimate to him 🧐🚶
↬yall know when they like ............. when theyre like caressing / holding your thigh n looking up at u n they kiss ur inner thigh while maintaining eye contact or whatever ...................... <33
↬i think his praise kink especially shines thru when he gets drunk bc he will take his mf time covering you in kisses and hickies all while showering u in praise n telling u how beautiful u r and ab how much he loves you
↬he knows his words usually tend to be / sound harsh, but at the end of the day he loves you sm more than words will ever be able to convey :((
↬def tries to make up for that (when he's drunk 🙄 emotionally inarticulate ass 🚶) by showering you in praise and doing his best to be tender and gentle
↬and to be fair he'd be content w smothering u in praise and kisses for the rest of the night n probably would if u let him 🧎🧎 please snap this mf back to reality by yanking his hair n whining for more
↬in which case he will be happy to oblige 😚 he's def the type of person to get off on his partners pleasure so that being said this mf will make sure u cum on his tongue at least twice before properly fucking you
↬whenever hes drunk he tends set a rather slow pace but dont let that fool you 🧎 the entire thing is so fucking intimate oh my lord you will be seeing stars by the time he's done w you
↬his thrusts r much deeper n more precise than usual and he puts one of ur legs on his shoulder and has the other pressed up by ur head it really just enhances everything yk ?? 😁😁 (mating press kinda ??????? not exactly but)
↬he ends up alternating between leaving (more) hickies on ur neck n shoulders and actually kissing you as well (your lips r gon be bruised asf by the end of it all sorry 🔥💯)
↬even drunk he loves to overstimulate you omfg 🤤 loves seeing you get all teary-eyed from the pleasure (even better if u actually cry 😏🕶️🤏) bc to him it shows that he's done a good job
↬aftercare w drunk chuuya is a lil sloppy tbh 😕 probably immiediately passes tf still inside u after pressing like a final kiss to ur forehead LMFAOOO
↬but dw he makes it up to u in the morning !!!!! after taking care of his hangover first tho 💀 once he's feeling better himself, he'll def offer to draw u a bath and, lets pretend he has the day off here, after that all he rlly wants to do is cuddle for the rest of the morning
↬do not bring up how clingy he was last night LMFAOOO his face will get so red so fast (unless ofc thats ur goal in which case go right on ahead 😚😚😚)
↬please do, however, kiss his forehead and tell him that u love him n that he did a good job last night
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