#theyre cuddling 👍👍👍

[surreal-duck]

plushie introductions

[the-kneesbees]

the freshman wind players are so silly

[mychlapci]

Same anon as the preggo roddy one from yesterdayy? Second time sending one because im getting bold already plus i love your writing👍

I was poking around, because im blessed with boredom and the horny thoughts are hitting, and saw Rescue bots, And i am obsessed with chase so much, also the rescue bots polyamory.

The four of then cuddled up in the bunker at night after going absolutely feral on eachother, panels barely able to close as a mix of fluids gather beneath them, whoever fucked who was forgotten the moment a shared overload rippled over the lot of them, and the four of them end up in a sticky puddle of transfluid and lubricant mixed, too lazy to move and much too happy, blissfully ignorant of that 𝑵𝒐 the walls arent soundproofed enough to block out Chase’s screams and 𝒀𝒆𝒔 they’re keeping the humans up, and Cody does know, but he’s more worried on why its either blades or chase screaming.

I definitely see and headcannon chase as a speedster frame, he barely ever stops doing something unless he physically cant, and it just seems like he puts his endless energy into something that isn’t being a whore 𝘙𝘰𝘥𝘪𝘮𝘶𝘴 ,and i wished he had doorwings or a spoiler, because he’s just so pretty and most definitely deserves the other three of them to take turns to fuck the energy out of his frame, grabbing at sensitive appendages like they’re handles to get a good grip while slamming into a valve that feels hot enough to burn <3

All three bots knowing how needy speedsters get, how much energy a speedster frame conceals without an output source, like a thick false spike that can adsorb energy or a clamp on his node that vibrates until his anterior node is numb and tingling, panels are barely able to stay closed during a high-speed chase because the charge his frame wracks up stimulates the clamp, and his node is just buzzing with pleasure and the moment him and Chief burns get back to the firehouse, he just collapses.

The humans are worried ofcourse, panicking because they think he’s hurt, when in reality it was blades or heatwave’s idea because i see both of them as kinky little fucks and Boulder just watches while trying not to laugh because they all 𝒌𝒏𝒐𝒘 chase is gonna be absolutely pissed off at them.

In the end Chief burns has to try and carefully explain that: No, the bots cannot continue to act like horny rabbits: No, they cant do their jobs if they’re pregnant, its a safety risk and Yes, if they want to keep on doing what theyre doing they have to use protection. (Its too late one of them, probably Chase or Blades, are already preggo. I want to go into detail on Blades but Chase needs some love)

Does ‘facing like that boost their morale? Yes. Do they continue? Yes. Does Chief burns threaten to call Optimus up and make the prime tell them to stop? Also yes. Atleast they can repopulate the Rescue bots?.. its like putting an endangered species in a breeding sanctuary and NOT expecting them to breed like crazy once theyre in a safe environment with food, shelter and comfort.

Yes god please, rescue bots porn save me. I fucking love horny rescue bots. i mean, sure, they’re always busy with missions, but not always always, they have far more moments of peace than the battle-trained team Prime, so obviously they gotta fill that free time with something. Orgies seem like a good idea.

Also thank you for focusing on Chase. My babygirl Chase. I need to play with his holes so badly. I need to fuck him so hard he forgets his name. But it’s fine, the rest of the Rescue bots are doing a good enough job of that. I am also a speedster + doorwings Chase truther btw. Chase shuddering when his door-wings are rubbed, valve cycling down when someone, usually Heatwave, grabs his wings and pulls while fucking him from behind…

god, the bunker not being soundproofed at all. The first few weeks the bots were staying there, the poor family had to get used to the sounds of them squealing and moaning in overload every. Single Night. Everyone is uncomfortable, though Cody is mostly confused. As they branch out to stunts like shoving a false spike up Chase’s valve for an entire day just to watch him stumble and struggle to pretend he’s not overloading in the middle of a police chase, Chief Burns’ gotta start thinking about how to… regulate the bots’ interfacing habits. 

He reasons with them, saying that he wouldn’t want them to get sparked and end up incapable of fulfilling their vision (and bless whichever poor soul had to explain to him how cybertronians reproduce…) But oops. Big oops. I bet you Chase is already pregnant. Chief Burns is not strong enough to handle those news, not until he cools down and Chase has no choice but to start explaining the bump on his belly <33

bonus points if Charlie asks which one of the bots is the baby daddy and Chase casually admits he’s not sure. Maybe he babbles out some statistics based on which one of his teammates fucked him the most, but Chief Burns is not listening at that point. He really should call Optimus. 

[polyamorousmood]

im in a long distance poly relationship with two partners- one of which being a newer relationship. me and my other partner have been open about polyamory from the start, but theyre slow to warm up to people so me getting in another relationship was out first step into that. my new partner is also poly, and has a close friend that he's participated in some 3somes with, as well as just friend sex together. i already told him i was fine for he and this friend to continue that, and i still feel fine with that. they had that dynamic before we started dating, and i trust this other guy will take care of him, which is all that was important to me about it.

recently, that friend and a girl hes seeing visited my partner, and it became pretty obvious to me that hes attracted to this girl. at the time when he was telling me about this, i was PMS-ing hard core, and definitely started feeling anxious and jealous over this. it is my first polyam relationship, and as i said before, my older partner hasnt shown interest in anyone else yet.

i was asked how i felt about the flirting he was doing with this girl, and i gave my boundaries, and opened up about some of my nerves. he was very sweet about it (i love him), and didnt cross any of the lines i had set. im not worried about him doing that. however, i think my feelings of hormonal jealousy and sadness might have created a worry for him that im not okay with what he does with other people- i think this due to something he said the other night when i was upset for a different reason (still hormonal).

do you have any advice for ways i can try to ease his worries about my comfort with our relationship? to clarify, what i want to convey is that im alright with him continuing this friend sex, and i dont mind the new flirting and cuddling he does with this other girl. i dont think i would be comfortable with him having sex with her until i met her though, if that is something he wants. there is currently talk between us right now already of making a group chat so i can meet the girl and his friend, he said they both really want to meet me too.

i hope this is coherent lol its been a crazy few days with my emotions being everywhere and mood swings being crazy.

Hi there. 👋

do you have any advice for ways i can try to ease his worries about my comfort with our relationship?

What's wrong with just telling him?❓❓ Like, "I think my feelings of hormonal jealousy and sadness might have created a worry for [you] that im not okay with what [you do] with other people [and I just wanted to reassure you that] im alright with [you] continuing this friend sex, and i dont mind the new flirting and cuddling [you do] with this other girl" seems like a great start. You're really overthinking this. You Can Just Say The Things You Feel.

And I already think your wording was pretty good👍: names your feelings, explains why you're clarifying, let's him know what future conditions might cause this thing that's not a problem to seem like a problem again, reassures him, etc.

Like you should also back it up by, for example, Being Chill😎 when you meet the new girl. But this is for real a case where the shortest route between two points is s straight line. just say it, lol. 😂

[deduction-substitute]

Just thought of the cutest edlucky au ever...heads up that im basing this off of my own country's school system 👍👍👍

Ella on her first day as a 1st grader after being homeschooled, SUPER nervous, only to run into 3rd grader: Lucky

She got lost and somehow stumbled into their floor, looking for Edgar, and Lucky was the one who found her. He helped her get back to her classroom but it took two teachers for them to pry her off of Lucky's leg/lh

When Ella gets back home, she immediately starts rambling about her day to Edgar, telling him of the "super cool and super nice!!" Lucky who guided her back to her class

Edgar worries over her for a bit, and gets a bit jealous because IM HER BIG BROTHER!!! He may or may not have delusionized himself into thinking that Lucky was only helpful to Ella because she was a Valden/lh

Ella meets Lucky again the next week in the library, and they hit it off! Ella really likes poking and counting the freckles on Lucky's face, and sometimes she goes all the way to Lucky's classroom just to get her hair done. Lucky helps her in subjects she struggles with in return and suggests books in the library for her to read

Something something cute slice of life kid edlucky...Edgar using Ella as an excuse to visit Lucky's class and NO he does not like him!! He's probably only associating with them because theyre Valdens!!

Which is why he needs to get closer to him and create a portrait of Lucky for his birthday...this will definitely make them closer....totally...

Them growing up together, practically attached to the hip, yet they dont realize their feelings for each other. ELLA figured it out first and she's sick of them and sick of Edgar continuously asking her when's their next study session with Lucky so he can "accompany" her (He's going to end up staying and listen to Lucky speak like it's the most interesting thing in the world) (He's talking about circles)

From 3rd grade all the way up to FUCKING HIGHSCHOOL. Ella's in 8th grade and theyre in 10, but THEY STILL HAVENT GOTTEN THEIR SHIT TOGETHER

8 years together and you'd think that Lucky finally realizes that his feelings are reciprocated whenever Edgar flirts with him ("That drawing looks absolutely horrendous. You're better off sitting still and looking pretty as my muse so that your beauty doesn't go to waste like your skills." "What" "What").

EVEN WORSE, Edgar thinks that him and Ella being Valdens is one of the reasons why Lucky is still sticking around, their hangouts just being a fun bonus. SICKENING. YOU HAVE HAD MORE THAN 40 SLEEPOVERS WITH HIM AND SLEPT ON THE SAME BED CUDDLING. GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER.

Edgar is forced to finally acknowledge his feelings when Lucky reveals that he's moving to a different school for senior high, which means he'll also have to move away. But the big question: does he ACT on them before it's too late?

[yuukei-yikes]

I had a really weird dream that was actually rlly funny where the entire mekushi Dan went on a vacation or something and stayed in a hotel and they were like eh, two to a bed we ain't paying for a ton of hotel rooms and the couples (momokido and harutaka) just were like ok we can share a bed 👍. But not shinaya ayano decided to share a bed with Marry bc Hibiya didn't want to share with Kano or Shintaro bc fuck those guys but Seto is valid apparently so shintaro and kano ended up having to share the bed and both hated it that's where the dream ended but I can't help but imagine like. They try to make a pillow wall but Kano moves around so damn much in his sleep that he Still ended up on top of / cuddling shintaro by morning and when they woke up they are both just. Internally dying. Kano does much better at hiding this obviously but both are just. "God fucking damn it"

On another note I imagine since Kano's mentioned to not rlly be well versed in interacting online (like texting and stuff bc no one texts him- F) in the chat bonus thingy, bro probably doesn't realize the person asking questions on insta can see who asked them what and just sends shintaro death threats or confessions of him hating him and Shintaro's just looking at his phone like. Oh. Okay.

Why can't these two be normal

OH MY GOD WAIT THAT WOULD BE SUCH A FUN FIC IDEA sorry im about to get ABSOLUTELY OFF TOPIC but i have a dream fic i wish i could write set in my au where kenjirou lives and he's on weird terms with kano + haruka and takane + basically everyone and ayano's like ratio + mekadan vacation paid by the shit ton of money saeru stole. and its kenjirou being so fail in a hawaiian shirt sipping on a mojito like I miss my wife. i have a vision.

anyways i love but there's one bed and we wake up cuddling trope. i also love the specifics of hibiya complaining abt who to share and refusing kanoshin for no apparent reason. like thats hilarious. with my designs (huge seto and teeny tiny hibiya) seto would lay in the bed and be so heavy the other side lifts cartooningly and hibiya's like😐 also rip hibiya bc seto probably snores SO much. btw with kidomomo imagine theyre not dating but theyre like oh noooo.... we have to share what a bummer😀😀😀

anyways kanoshin being stuck together against their will is so fucking funny i can imagine shintaro begging seto and hibiya like dude please kano's always so weird with me. and theyre like nooo ur gonna be fine. and then its not fine. anyways kano enjoys a little making shintaro's life a nightmare and keeps doing shit like turning off the lights while shintaro's showering. this is all so funny we need a fanfic

ALSO imagining shintaro posting Instagram stories with the questions 😭😭😭 in my heart i believe in streamer shintaro so maybe he would. kano's so silly he goes crazy abt how shintaro keeps effortlessly outsmarting him all the time ugh *chews on my desk*

[kwonhochi]

hii for the ask game! 💛🐰🍪🐶🎧

nana hii!!!!!! <3

💛 - do you have any piercings?

just the standard two (one in each ear) rn </3 but i have been wanting more piercings for Ages i’d love to get some in my upper ear cartilage + another set in my earlobes + maybe a lumbar piercing if we’re getting crazy… maybe a nose piercing if we’re getting even crazier :3 i think piercings r so cool and i’d love to explore it more. very gender…

🐰- what do you think says the most about a person?

hmmm… im not sure honestly! ive never understood what this question meant 😭 i cant really come up w an answer for this fhskfh people are… not something i pay that much attention to? if that. makes sense? not in a self obsessed way just i dont really analyze people around me i just sorta exist alongside them. tho when the topic of anything vaguely political comes up i feel like a lot gets revealed really quickly. someones kindness and compassion when interacting with people is an importwnt trait 👍 to me. trying to cover all my bases here hopefully i answered Something..!

🍪 - if you were a cookie, what kind would you be?

a sugar cookie w either strawberry or lemon icing ^_^! but specifically from this one shop my parents would take me when i was little i have very vivid memories of it - my sibling and i used to beggg for some cookies from there anytime we went to the target across the street from it. they sold these minisized sugar cookies that were maybe the width of a pingpong ball? and they were so good the cookies were all soft and the icing was a fat dollop on top that would cling to ur upper lip or the tip of your nose when you bit into it. the taste of my childhood fr those things were the most prized treat one could receive. the shop closed a long time ago and i havent had them in so many years but thats what i would be i would be one of the mini lemon/strawberry sugar cookies from there…!

🐶 - are you more of a dog or a cat person?

definitely more cat person (the crowd pretends to be shocked) HFKDHD i have worked so hard to make liking cats my 1 personality trait like i love thoise. creatures…. i really hope in my next life im reincarnated as a cat thats my ideal existence :3 i dont mind dogs at all !! just sometimes theyre overwhelming and loud and wriggly.:( loses points for team dog unfortunately… tho something i will never understand is how so many dog ppl hold such a strong and unrooted hatred for cats ? i have run into so many people who fr think cats are the devil incarnate and need to be burned at the stake or whatever like……Ermm.. its a cat . they purr whenyou cuddle them and u can feel it echo through your chest…. i think thats great

🎧- headphones or earbuds?

earbuds ! headphones have always fit around my head weird and smushed my ears which i dont really enjoy </3 plus when i wear earbuds i can pretend i am putting the music inside of me ^_^

ask game ❣️

[the-whispers-of-death]

imagining death and stone just progressively annoying each about food trough out the day like

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stone: hm.. chai? its really good. even sylvester likes it

death: fuck off

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death: yknow, i ordered a little something something earlier, and it smells *real* nice. a bite?

stone: i would rather not

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i just want this to continue trough out the day to the point theyre so fed up that even just mention of food makes them wanna rip someones head off. so.

mārīte, on the porch as they both try to get shit done: baba! other guy! dad made pancakes, do yall--

stone and death, at their wits end: **NO!!!**

mārīte:

mārīte: okay you couldve just said so no need to yell 🥲 👍

((also WHOOPS sorry if i send in 2 of these. my laptops struggling))

There's consequences to Stone and Death annoying each other and that was one of the consequences. I feel like after that, they're like "Okay, maybe we should call a truce."

And so they do and they're civil for the next few days. And oh, look, they find out they actually have a lot in common once they actually sit down and talk to each other.

Then they become friends with Death trying to teach Stone Russian and Stone tries to teach Death Hindi. They're seen on the same couch, cuddling up as they both drift off to a nice nap after a long day of Stone going to physical therapy and Death being in the fields working around the ranch.

[pixsaladpit]

hello wall has anyone heard of 종교물au.

SHAKING THE SCREEN HAS ANYONE HEARD OF-

(mapple/unteo warning) (as a romantic pair)

also tw: small tiny su!c!d3 mention

personally I think Mapple and Unteo from there should cuddle and kiss and be shoved in a closet purely to cuddle (because we are not sexualizing them) and fall asleep on top of each other and Unteo gets headpats.

Also Unteo please go talk to someone who knows how to manage. Look I like you talking to your bf but also. Please? He needs a fcking hug i swear-

CRYING. SOBBING. THROWING MY HANDS UP SOBBING.

He has every single disease i swear to stars

One moment to get my list-

ah. so that's what happened.

ALSO ALSO THEY. AUTHOR MADE THEM SAY TO EACH OTHER MULTIPLE TIMES THAT THEYRE JUST FRIENDS BUT WTF

IT'S NOT JUST A REGULAR FRIENDSHIP LEVEL, MAN.

i dont know if it was author's intentions or not but theyre making mapple and unteo the most gayest closets ball of traumas ive seen in my entire life

quote me, 2024.

I think i was losing it, just a hunch.

and today i realized im afraid of my past self.

NO BUT LISTEN. FROM THE END OF THAT CHAPTER TO THE BEGINNING BITS OF THE NEXT.

oh yeah also fun fact i was reading the fic backwards the first time so I kinda knew the future. uhh whoopsie

i was so normal about this 👍

anyways uhh have a thing i'll probably never finish

yeah.

yep.

im so normal.

expect more of me talking about this au :>

(im so sorry everyone-)

[usergf]

📺.

ooooh i love daisies a lot theyre just so pretty<33 calm Sunday except for the fact that i coloured my hair for the first time that also by myself and its only visible in proper lighting i love being a brunette ❤ also had great food👍👍

i want to watch haiku (is that how u spell it i think theres a Y somewhere in there) and ive watched atla but thats all, what would u recommend!!

omg i do!! i have a cat she is everything 2 me even though she tries to kill me every other day ^_______^

it was reallly cold today ive been sneezing all day wbu

question: do u like summers or winters more this is a very important question amd has a correct answer also omg what's your puppy's name?

happy(?????????) monday(????)

hope u had a nice dayyyyyy

hello hello 📺 oh my god that's amazing !!! daises my beloved <3 agreed, they are so pretty. hahha yes it has a y 😂 i love haikyuu, it's one of my favourite sports anime 🏐 the charcter development, team building and all leaves me so emotional on the other hand in blue lock the players wanna murder eachother and get to the top BUT they are all adorable 🥰

aww whats her name ??? how old is she ?? my pup is 6 yo, her name is lucky <3

aw :( sending you some warm cuddles pal. its pretty hot, where i am right now. i went out to get some printing done and did grocery shopping with my dad

okay summer is the right answer. winter is the most depressing time for me, hands and feet get so cold, i can't even have ice cream without getting sick, and always have a have two layers of clothes on, when i wake up its so cold when i go to bed it's so cold. so many cons and very little pros for the winter. whereas during the summer, less clothes on ✔️ ice cream everyday ✔️ cold water ✔️ sun is bright ✔️ bed is not cold when i wake up or go to sleep ✔️ so many pros and very little cons !!! so there you have my answer, summer is my favourite <3

happy tuesday 🌸

[with-the-same-tattoos]

But alsooooo E for Milkweed and Sirppi 😗

Nsft warning

E - Extra info (any other fetishes? feet? leather? role playing? blood? fantasies that they might want to experience not on this list?)

Milkweed —

Oh I mean- jeeze, they're uh... I think the easiest way to explain is that they got potential.

They're like, stereotypical / almost annoyingly stereotypical "repressed se//xuali//ty -> absolute feral fucker" type of person. They believe half of their body is to be gods other half and yeah tjsn. Innapropriate to fuck in that but they're a 20 smth hormonal bastard w a lot of built up energy and secret ki//nks so if they were to slip up they would slip up SO HARD and go FULL OFF THE DEEP END w sm super weird fe//tish stuff 👍 theyre doing good!!!!

Sirppi —

He's not much for anything!!! They really honestly just prefer naked cuddling, on a cool day, they love the intimacy of skin contact but he haaaates any exercise. Like why ruin it w se//x.... just chill out brah. They do get a bit of a flattered joy from their partner finding them hot sometimes, not rly se//xual but yk just... awwww nice they think im hot.... hell yeahm.... will show u his tits w a rly blank expression and then pinch ur arm and tell u 2 chill.

Dirty A-Z headcanon game

[rosies-pastimes]

hello hello how are you rosie?

I looked up those cookies you mentioned and woww :o I've only seen my friend play cookie run: ovenbreak aha but cookie run: kingdom looks very fun :D (sea fairy pretty and herb cookie ooh!) cherry throwing cherry bombs yess

I'm like a whole week late but hope you didn't find them too challenging :)

hehe fences lots of them ~

T-T wish I saved the transfer code somewhere else too but unfortunately I did not... at least I won't the same mistake haha... I think

that's true! and glad to be friends on there again ^_^

yeah we won't tell anyone *zips mouth*

okie okie I'll take your word for it and maybe I'll only remember this when I actually get to that point :P

mhm mhm and they made it last over two lessons akjshdfa solomon come backkk

ahh 👀

yess you got it right! I'm glad she does :) I appreciate her very much!

aww it must have been very fun though hehe and ooh awesome! hoodie season come soon and stay a little longer?

true, true! and the shade of purple is very nicee

I think I would say shounen! some part due to being more exposed and having seen more in that category so :) what about you?

- 🎮

just holding on at this point 🎮 anon, just barely holding on 😭 one pe video every week isnt a good thing in my book 😭 im sick of dis shit 😭 AND JUST WHEN I WAS GONNA ANSWER THIS THE POWER GOT CUT AND WR DIDNT HAVE ELECTRICITY ALL DAY 😭😭😭😭😭

anyhow i hope you're having better luck at school than i am 🥲🤞 wishing that for you bestie 🥲🤞

HAVE YOU SEEN HUMAN THEM LIKE SKSNUXJA 😩😩 i swear im not thirsting after cookie 😭

AND LIKE ADD PANCAKE AND SNOW SUGAR COOKIE OMG THEYRE SO CUTE 😭😭😭

they were a little challenging and at the same time not? like i speedran through some, but an activity where we had to write a love song pooped me out a little because tf is romantic love like 😩

AND IR TURNS OUT I DONT NEED THAT MANY FENCES cuz i have yet another design for the teapot or whateva 🥲💅

DW BESTIE WE ALL HAVE OUR MOMENTS but yes maybe write down the transfer code a few times to make sure but yay we're frens on om again HAHAHAHA

nowadays, i just scream and exit the app before throwing my phone away when i see an obey me scene i havent seen yet 😃👍 my phone's protective screen is considerably more cracked but oh well 🤷‍♀️

solomon take me home I'm scared HAHAHAHHAHA ESPECIALLY AFTER BEEL OMFG MY FRIEND WAS TEASING ME ABPUT THE CREAM PUFF 😭😭 LIKE NO HONEY BEEL IS SOFT BOY DONT DP THAT TO ME I WAS GONNA SPONTANEOUSLY COMBUST INTO A PILE OF ROSIE ASHES

i lowkey dont blame guoba for eating them though the golden shrimp balls do look good 😩

hoodie season + cuddle buddy pls 🥲 HAHAHAHA

purple has been my favorite color since forever and i love it sm!!! do you have a favorite color? ksnzjan

saaaaammmeeeee <3 i used to prefer shoujo though, my child heart wanted what kamisama kiss and ohshc had 😭😭 my heart still does but that isn't the point-