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GET. THE FUCK. OUTTA HERE.

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google search how to not get ragefully insecure and jealous over a fictional character cause a lot of other selfshippers are actually cool and make cool things but i want to throw up and toss my computer out a window and beat myself in the head when i see their ocs with my man

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got my acrylics removed today.... i broke one last night rearranging my ita bag to accommodate my new pins. i got the same lady who did them and she was sad she asked if i didnt like them anymore im like NO i just broke one and also im a short nail person.... but ill come again next time i have a special occasion....

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how beautiful knowing that out of a million billion selfshippers jimmy would choose me every single time

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jimmyyyyy tight dress and dick print send tweet

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mechanic curly :0

just a small sketch based on this strawpage submission on @/pilotkelsonn's twitter

reference:

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NEED EVERYONE TO GET ONLINE NOW LOG ON TO THE INTERNET AND STOP HAVING LIVES

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jimy i want jimmy kiss i want to cuddle with him i just want him to hold me i bet he smells so good i wish i could lie on the couch with him and fall asleep

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I want curly to get me pregnant when he definitely should not. Taking plan B the morning after and trying to forget and he’s kinda disappointed. Yeah….

curly’s disappointment growing into outright sabotage over the months. hes poking holes in condoms and going to truly insane lengths he’s like surgically excising the packet and replacing the plan b with a sugar pill. begging him not to cum inside you and he just. doesnt listen. and he’s so happy waiting for his little precious baby bundle of joy meanwhile youre going through the horrors….

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oooooh jimmy ooooh im so young and mentally ill and vulnerable ooooh ive got mommy issues ive got daddy issues ooooh you wanna manipulate me you want me so bad you want me to be your live in girlfriend so bad ooooohh come take me away ooooooh let me live in your shitty apartment ill cook you meals

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i want jimmy to cum inside me 😳

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like i wanna beg him for it mmmm wanna make him feel good i bet nothing feels better than finishing inside a warm wet pussy wanna hear him grunt and moan as his hips twitch…..

i want jimmy to cum inside me 😳

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i want jimmy to cum inside me 😳

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dad jimmy x daughter incest.. opinions?

errmmm.dude……fuck yes 😁

it’s one of those things that i don’t think he would realistically BUT HONESTLY IDK. i think jimmy … is kinda hard to predict and i think a lot of his actions just like. depend on the current people in his life and what he’s going through (which i guess could be said for anyone but i think it’s particularly true for jimmy) i usually see him as someone who always has to justify himself and his abusiveness isn’t just him not giving af if he hurts other people, rather he thinks he’s the one being wronged and the other person is wronging him, but i do think he could become also be tempted to do really far stuff (like fucking his own daughter… especially if like…. she’s the one who initiates GSJYSJGSIGS) . ill be real and say …. in my own personal, i guess, self ship scenario(?) (moreso its harder to describe if i just think of a blank slate character as his ‘daughter’ so i just automatically self insert) i think his daughter would have to be like 18+ and he probably has an estranged relationship with her at least…. or if he raises her they aren’t really close platonically. i could also see…. it weirdly hitting his mommy issues LYDKHDKHDHKD idk how to explain it but i just know

i think i reply too often with psychoanalyz-y stuff im sorry if you wanted more headcanons LOL

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mouthwashinglings porn history/preferences

+18! mdni

inspired by @lanternlighting

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CURLY

girls kissing he watches girl on girl and genuinely gets turned off if a man is introduced at any point in the video

jerk off instructions also... sultry voices affectionately cooing how fast he should stroke his cock just to command he edge himself

HATES blowjob scenes, they feel so awkward to him. he much prefers watching some chick get bent like a lawn chair until she gushes on his pelvis

JIMMY

fucking freak watches japanese time stop porn. old men magically pausing all physical space in the middle of a crowded train car or library to reach up pencil skirts and blouses

age difference is a big turn on for him, step-moms teaching their girls how to fuck right and step-dads preying on their sweet step-daughters

fake taxi, fake cops, fake agents - anything where a woman is getting tricked and fucked, he is such a weirdo...

i want him

ANYA

semi-public to public. side of the road trysts, women flagging down help for "directions" while exposing their cunts and getting groped, alleyway face fucking, etc.

pillow humping where you can see the person's cum soaking and staining the sheet

warm up porn is erotic kissing vids on twitter or tumblr

DAISUKE

DROOL! spitting in mouths, slobbering on fat dicks, smearing slick against the sheets and their partner's cheeks. anything that emphasizes drool makes him twitch

happy ending, massages in the back dropping allll the way to the prostate or g-spot

step-siblings. pervert likes the fantasy of having a live-in sex doll he has to sneak around with

SWANSEA

old school hotrods bending pretty ladies over pool tables for all the biker gang to ogle and smack

yeah, gangbangs. to the point where he's gotta watch ten guys pile around before it interests him at all

i can see him watching those porn parodies like of the wizard of oz or snow white but it's full of fucking. he's a classic guy, it doesn't take much to get him going

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thank you tumblr support for being useful, reinstalled firefox and my tumblr is fixed